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18447574 No.18447574 [Reply] [Original]

>go all in tesla
>bogdanoff brothers leak elon musk sex tape of him dressing as an alien and fucking a female equine while high on mushrooms
>stocks fall by 80% and take a year to recover

Elon is based as fuck but his companies seem like a pretty shitty investment. Why so much hype?

>> No.18447649
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>>18447574
>ayy in the ID

>> No.18447720

i know youre just asking to be spoonfed but
1. electric cars are the future
2. tesla is THE electric car to buy so far
3. https://www.tesla.com/findus - the dude needed to charge the cars on the go quickly, so he literally built the network of superchargers
4. fuckin covid19 couldnt get tesla stocks to fall. If there ever is a dip, you BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18447741

>>18447720
OK Elon.

>> No.18447764

>>18447720
Tesla solar roofs look based and bullish as well

>> No.18447824

>>18447764
>>18447720

>Buy solar panels and electric cars from my company entirely propped up made to look good based exclusively on tax credits, corporate welfare, and pumpers knowing this to be the case.

mhm.

>> No.18447825

>>18447720
But it's mostly held by zoomers on hopes and prayers, they literally don't know how to value anything when buying stocks.

Tesla is definitely not the only electric manufacturer in the game, competition drives innovation, expect Tesla to lose market share. Even with their current share they can't build the cars on time.

The company and product is a joke, their electric batteries are the only thing going for them, they'd do better focusing on batteries alone.

I wouldn't touch any zoomer filled stock, you're asking for a disaster

>> No.18447973

>>18447825
>hopes and prayers

the car models exist
the tesla supercharger network exists. this network alone makes in much less likely that Tesla cars will be a temporary thing before "real" manufactures take over.

so it's held by reality and actual products, not just hopes and prayers.

> expect Tesla to lose market share
Obviously, im not expecting them to bankrupt all other car manufacturers in the long run.

>> No.18448402

>>18447720
t. Elon

>> No.18449019
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>>18447720
>covid-19