/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Because they all suck

>>18445931
owner of a kneepad manufacturing plant

Landlord

Landlording

>>18445931
I like seals.

>>18445931
I'm fairly impressed. I was sure the seal was about to get some hammering but the cute thing got hugs :3

>>18445931
being a baker is pretty passionate and amazing, but it's also really hard work, long hours, and work starts very early in the morning. i love it tho

>>18446004
Is Baker better that chef?

>>18446084
Being a chef is much more stressful, being a baker is more chill, the thing is bakers make less than chefs, but owning a bakery makes some serious money.
The hard thing is you ALWAYS have to be at work, every day of the week, all day, from opening til closing time, you have to be very disciplined

writer

That's a dog

>>18445990
Nah that guy isn't Chinese

>>18445931
oh that's easy anon

>>18445931
Don't throw that dog out of the plane

>>18445931
Janny

>>18445931
>guy holding a club and seal coming out of hole
risky click but I'm glad I did

>>18445931
WHAT A FAT LITTLE CUTIE-POO

>>18445931
BLACKED male actor,
imagine banging peak white young woman

>>18445931
Union Skilled Tradesmen- pajeet, tyrone, and paco free, good pay, security, benefits

>>18445931
Porn producer.

>>18445931
That's me :3
Does anyone wanna pet my rubbery skin?

>>18446426
>porn actress
>peak

>>18445931
What an easy catch.

software engineer at a robot factory

>>18445931
i got sick looking at the thumbnail, but i'm glad it turned out this way

>>18445973
>>18445977
>dealing with shitty tenants and regulations

Only idiots believe landlording is some kind of passive income, at least for most. The only way it becomes semi passive is if you've already been doing it for decades and can hire property managers to do everything for you.

>>18446536
I tricked you, because i am a landlord and it is pretty great. I made sure to only rent to high class people, so I have very little problems and got all my rent checks this last month.

>>18446240
dogs of the sea. Can't wait to meet space doggos.

>>18446536
>>18446563
>Nothing personal kid

>>18446260
lol

>>18446563
Did you inherit the land? Because the only way I can see myself becoming a landlord is by buying up trailer homes and becoming some kind of trailer park king.

>>18445931
Why the fuck did he just club the seal loke that

Out of my options should I:
>Move in with my Dad and become a NEET
>try to become a landlord?
>use my bachelor's degree to go military?
>Move to my family and Dallas to try and get a more professional job?

>>18446726
military is competitive in these times. u gotta get a good pft score and previous work experience for OCS. dont enlist maybe go warrant officer and fly helicopters

neet is a bad choice at least get an LLC and learn to code so if u wanna end neeting u have a backup plan

moving to a big city wont do shit unless u know people or have prior work experience or get lucky with a headhunter. u can meet people in bars or something but good luck with that lol

>>18445931
Glory-hole attendant

been a copywriter for 15+ years. make six figures, have a nice office and bring my dog to work with me. it's chill.

>>18447027
Well I heard that Bachelor's degrees are supposed to get a straight line into officer-ship.

>>18447090
What kind of degree you need to get into copywriting? I heard that its competitive.

>>18446698
You don’t buy the trailers dummy. You buy the land they sit on. The owners can’t move them so their stuck paying you the lot rent. When they can’t afford it anymore they have to abandon the trailer and you get it for free.

>>18446429
Hello brother

>>18445931
>Graduated HS in 04
>(No degree) move out on my own at 18
>worked in restaurants and bars for 7 years
>get 1st IT job traveling the country installing restaurant computer systems (POS) $40k/yr
>Horrible job
>Work in call center for ISP
>Even worse job
>Work for an MSP helpdesk for law firms
>Less stress but still shit job, tons of hot lawyers tho. I start doing stand up comedy, invite one out to watch me be a retard.
>Get job at Hewlett Packard
>better job its thru some gay contracting firm , work with mostly pajeet visa tards for 3 years, work with a boomer that teaches me how to do some of his job. They wont hire me for real cause no degree. But act like they will. I got back to school
>Get job at some oil services company Network Admin, its a shit show I'm back to being IT butler
quit that job move in with lawyer mommy gf , take out loans to complete MIS degree
>Completing degree in June having first child in June , getting married
>Currently Unemployed , not doing stand up anymore cause I was just using it to get a woman and its gay as hell.
No idea what I'm really gonna do for work, just hoping my degree will give me some better options.

Meanwhile friend with psychology degree less IT experience learned to code at some job , makes 6 figs, is 6'4" bangs all kinds of tinder whores. He thinks about killing himself all the time. Though he would be like that regardless what job or his circumstances were.

>>18447318
Not yet, waiting on my IBEW interview, but I have an inside guy and was the top of the aptitude test in my group, so probably just a formality at this point

>>18447113
I have a bachelor of journalism, but portfolio is way more important than degree. I look around every so often and see will a lot of jobs

>>18446426
why just blacked then? why not any other high end porn company?

>>18447407
Oh. I don't have a portfolio except for Photoshop stuff and InDesign stuff and I have a Bachelor of Science in Informatics.

>>18445931
StinkStaker

My job - planting trees.
In the NW there's tons of non-commercial forestry work thanks to endangered salmon runs.
>Lots of exercise,
>outside all the time,
>alone often which is a plus (for me), but will sometimes work in groups of 2-3.
>Decent pay. Nothing crazy, but enough to live & save.
>Feel like you're actually doing something worth doing.
>many, many outdoor qt seasonal workers

>>18445954
/thread. Take the SSDI pill.

>>18448006
Tell me more. I'm ex military and in shape. I would like to spend a summer innawoods making woods.

>>18447320
Fuck off. I thought I was reading an inspirational story of that meme man in your picture. It wasn't inspirational at all. It made me more upset.

>>18445954
fpbp

>>18445931
>work at safeway
>able to have income despite everyone else being out of work
>people randomly thank me and treat me like a hero just because I decided to show up that day

>>18446698
DESU you can sign up for human services jobs, take care of an elderly home owner and hope that he hates his kids, u keep whatever leftovers when he leaves plane of existing, if u was his best friend

>>18447837
because
>have big benis
>make white males seethe

>>18445931
Why would you post that?!?

>>18445931
I think being an auditor is kinda cool

Just go in and take bribes from shitty companys

>>18447320
Perfect life chads BTFO

>>18447027

>Military is competitive

Kek being able to count to ten and showing up on time consistently will get you to colonel at a minimum

>>18448052
I'm not dead yet so it could be.
I mean I went from being alone for 4 years to doing stand up comedy banging chicks and marrying a lawyer. The job thing is still an issue but I'm almost done with my degree. Last job I had was making 60k just didn't get shit for respect put on 30lbs. Lost the weight by lifting and quitting that job. Now if I can just find a 50k job I can stand, with dual income we looking at 130k-150k a year.

>>18448017
How the fuck does someone get SSDI in this day and age. I can't even get SSDI and I have autism.

A list of cool jobs that everybody mires:

>Fighter Jet pilot
Yeah, doesnt matter whatever other faggy job you name, you cant beat the chad that just comes in and says he gets paid for flying fucking jets and blowing up stuff.

>Baby seal cuddler
There are no other jobs like it, you get pet Sea-dogs, what else are you going to do? become a Ground-dog cuddler? fucking freak ass furry fags. Seals is where it is at

END OF LIST.

>>18448006
whats the pay? department of lands in idaho pays guatemalen nigggers pennies per tree last i saw. also what do during winter

>>18448895
mr brother really really wanted to be a jet figher pilot would larp on all those ace's high video games. Obsessed with TopGun ive seen it a million times cause of him. Hes more a typical man than I and he just cant figure out how to exist in this fem world. Has 4 year degree works at some tire shop changing tires and shit. He's smart and can learn whatever the fuck, 0 motivation and even less desire to have any social skills. He can have social skills he just like me and find its even more tiring to do it. Really doesn't give a fuk what other people think, so much so its more of a detriment than a good.

big sad

havent talked to him in almost 10 years cause i fucked a girl he was interested in while he was fucking another girl. Hes got some woman issues.

>>18448140
sounds easy. how do I get in

>>18448989
>havent talked to him in almost 10 years cause i fucked a girl he was interested in while he was fucking another girl. Hes got some woman issues.

Talk to him man.
Bet those thots dont even exist anymore

>>18447320
>I start doing stand up comedy, invite one out to watch me be a retard.
Does this work? I actually have a decent amount of great material

>>18445931
Jobs that involve sucking:

Head of Institutional Lending

>>18449126
Ya, but you don't know what material is great until you use it.

I mean it worked for me. Other comics were completely confused why women were around me at all. I wasn't slaying pussy or anything but I got some chix.

Id basically be kinda like Tim Allen, Sam Hyde, Patrice O neal, Daniel Tosh, just kinda would be overtly misogynist and sometimes yell at people. Looked like i had confidence because I was just too depressed to care anymore.

few comics in the scene still want me to come back, but its just a total shit show, you make fucking nothing.Stand up is the most fun and challenging thing I have done in my life though. Ive play a few instruments been in bands, was a skateboarder, runner, lifter, art painting drawing, played tons of WoW, none of that shit compares to owning a stage and the adrenaline of getting away with saying something really fucked up. Id shit on black people and theyd laugh and it was terrifying . God so much fun and also the worst experience in my life. Completely changed my political stance from lib tard to alt right tard. Feel like ill never stop being a comic at heart. Still keep writing jokes and shit down even tho I have 0 plans to use any of it.

>>18449044
I've tried a few times, he just doesn't seem interested. He doesn't talk to anyone in family either. I think hes just kinda embarrassed and upset about his life and how hes handled things. Everyday he doesn't talk to me or family is another day of added embarrassment .

>>18446260
lol

>>18449291
just instill it in your lifeblood

>>18445931
It's so sad how Canada has calmed down on smashing seals heads in right when their population is about to become majority Chinese and it all starts ramping up again

>>18449291
>Ive play a few instruments been in bands, was a skateboarder, runner, lifter, art painting drawing,
Sounds like you live a relatively interesting life and that is what got you the woman.

>>18445931
Jesus, seals have so much blood in them.

>>18446004
how many gay cakes did you make this week?

>>18446648
get the fuck off this website

>>18445931

no wonder sharks love them, they are all fat

>>18447113
he's had that job for 15+ years, it doesn't exist anymore in the form that he found it.

>>18445931
>no meaty whack on that seal skull
disappointing desu

>>18448095
>Get laid off because Corona
>Get a check in the mail for $1500 every 2 weeks for sitting on my ass and jerking off

Now I see why people vote Democrat

>>18451113

Dictator of a 3rd world nation. Kim Jong has it pretty comfy.

>>18451113

>>18445931
Day Trading doesnt suck.

>>18451113
hello?
milk department?

>>18451151

>>18451113

>>18445931
Kleros Juror

>>18445931
The guy at Nazi prison camps that got to shoot random Jews for no reason.

>>18448286
You apply for SSI not SSDI for one.

>>18453058
Just killing random people for no reason? Youre a fucking lunatic.

>>18451113
>>18451212
umm that's a...

>>18453106
Not random people you fucking retard, pretty clear who I was targeting.

>>18448989
Tell him to try to get a private pilots license. Maybe he finds a new passion that he'll be very thankful for, maybe he gets a job as a pilot of some kind. Also ya you should call him or something

>>18449307
>>18453193
Nvm

>>18449164
Under rated comment!

>>18448108
based

>>18445931
I'll tell you what job does suck, being a vacuum cleaner!

Travel and automotive journalist.

>>18448051
Talk to /out/ about it lol

Trick question. All jobs suck.