/biz/ - Business & Finance

Alright bros, I haven't had sex in 5 months. I have the opportunity to have sex with a chubby girl this weekend, guaranteed. Is it worth it?

She has no ass and an uglyish face. But I am really horny I wanna coom inside a bitch so bad

dividends are your friend

/RTX/ GANG SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACES

>>18444796
Don't you just want to buy more of it?

I accidentally held my $9000 worth of AMC stock. Meant to sell before close. I'm nervous

I've finally capitulated and bought Calls
That means tomorrow is blood red
Sorry bros

If I were Powell I'd be worried. AMZN at ATH is scary inflation.

>>18444810
Be sure to wrap it. She can “forget” birth control.

BUY BONDS!

>>18444825
Are you sure??? Thanks for taking the bullet man

>joint statement from Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, and Morgan Stanley
you know what i think?
i think these fucking jews have been threatened with the wrath of god by the fed to give beaming rainbow guidance or else.

>>18444810
Hit her with a bamboo pole

>>18444810
Of course not, what's wrong with you?

Bear market incoming. Check em

>>18444818

>>18444835
why?

>>18444810
Not worth it. I have never had sex with a girl that I didn't consider to be at least 7/10. Fat people absolutely disgust me.

>>18444826
if we get a wiff of inflation we're fucked harder than with this virus

I doubt it though you'll see asset prices fall in other areas like real estate first and cause some deflation

>>18444810
no you held on 5 month, can't you wait for a better bitch

>4th straight trading day of solid gains
bobos are retards

Wtf is up with tsla when will it crash down to affordable levels again??

>>18444810
if she smells bad it's a no
if she smells good/neutral it's a yes
easy

>>18444805
>https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/04/millennials-are-new-lost-generation/609832/
>Hello, lost generation.
>The Millennials entered the workforce during the worst downturn since the Great Depression. Saddled with debt, unable to accumulate wealth, and stuck in low-benefit, dead-end jobs, they never gained the financial security that their parents, grandparents, or even older siblings enjoyed. They are now entering their peak earning years in the midst of an economic cataclysm more severe than the Great Recession, near guaranteeing that they will be the first generation in modern American history to end up poorer than their parents.
>It is too soon to know how the unfurling business-failure and unemployment crisis caused by this novel public-health crisis is hitting different age groups, or how much income and wealth each generation is losing; it is far too soon to know how different groups will rebound. But we do know that Millennials are vulnerable. They have smaller savings accounts than prior generations. They have less money invested. They own fewer houses to refinance or rent out or sell. They make less money, and are less likely to have benefits like paid sick leave. They have more than half a trillion dollars of student-loan debt to keep paying off, as well as hefty rent and child-care payments that keep coming due.
>Compounding their troubles, Millennials are, for now, disproportionate holders of the kind of positions disappearing the fastest: This is a jobs crisis of the young, the diverse, and the contingent, meaning disproportionately of the Millennials. They make up a majority of bartenders, half of restaurant workers, and a large share of retail workers. They are also heavily dependent on gig and contract work, which is evaporating as the consumer economy grinds to a halt. It’s a cruel economic version of that old Catskill resort joke: These are terrible jobs, and now all the young people holding them are getting fired.

fuck.

>>18444810
Nah it's not that important

>>18444826
It's just plain scary, especially such a massive company hitting that high, if that thing comes down it's going to take the entire market with it.

>>18444810
NEVER fall this low having to fuck an ugly girl. You wont do any of you 2 any favor.
Take the hooker pill, that's why they're there.

i am only long

>>18444826

just pump it to saturn who cares at this point

>>18444813
jpm, Im thinking it goes up

>>18444810
jerk off first then think about it with a clear mind.

>>18444869
Do you think the market will keep going up? Why?

How do I DCA while using ToS? As far as
I know TDA doesn't do fractional shares. I'm coming from M1 finance and was just putting in money weekly but don't see this option here.

>>18444845
I'm spooked and holding my shorts
These statements are literally "new paradigm" and "return to normal"

>>18444845
The problem with that is that if you don't fight the Fed you are amplifying their devaluing. The Fed is only acting to fight the selling, if everyone switches to the same side of the boat as the Fed we'll capsize the other way.

>>18444879
what website is this

asking for a friend

Bulls on the left
Bears on the right
http://imgur.com/a/9cvIpR7

Who is the faggot who made 20+% today and how did you do it?

>>18444894
Because I know things you do not.

>>18444821
I'm interested in GEO too but they got a lot of flak on the news before the corona. Seems like one bad news day could give it a big hit, that said, nobody is probably investing in it without knowing what they do. A further point of concern is that they're rapidly approaching the pre-corona price levels, seems like a bad point of entry right now. I'm truly torn.

>>18444879
listen to this anon. never fuck or put in effort with a woman you wouldn't want to be seen with.

>>18444873
Bruh just grab them bootstraps

>bulls think the world economy isnt going to collapse within 3 months
imagine being this dumb

>>18444886
what a supprise

>>18444810
I've done worse

Can anyone explain to me why I continue to allow REI to dog my porty? Is this fucking thing dead or what?

>>18444845
Powell always had the supermassive big dick energy aura
I tried to warn these kids but they didn't want to listen

>>18444873
nah
I'm getting paid bigly, my house value is going up up, and my stocks are great

feels good

>>18444906
kill yourself

Wealthsimple is such a buggy piece of shit
>ended up with 0.44 of a share even though fractional shares aren't supported, so I can't sell it (lmao)
>went from thinking my average price on RTX was $7 to thinking my average price is $83 (actual price $57)

>>18444810
if she had a decent face, hell ya
if her face isn’t cute idk anon

>>18444919
hahaha! i wish i were dead

>>18444913
You think it is going to continue rising?
What sort of things?

>>18444920
it's priced in

I maybe be down to 50 dollars but atleast I can write these 2k off as a capital loss for my taxes this year.

>>18444920
Priced In.

>>18444810
just fucking do it.. yolo nigga.. fuck that shit.. pound that pussy rotten.. fucking pound it more than once.. than find another to do it to... just fucking do it..

How do I liquidate my 401k? I really don't give a shit about additional taxes and penalties.

>>18444907
whenever there is a high daily gain percentage, it's always leverage and options.

>>18444894
Because the Fed is pumping and the millennials have joined the Fed's side so it's pumping double as hard and nobody is backing off to the point that once we get to ATHs the Fed won't be able to stop the inflation up.

>>18444882
Me too brother, me too.

>>18444919
do i shake the manager's hand

>>18444942
don't do it faggot

>>18444926
>nah
>I'm getting paid bigly, my house value is going up up, and my stocks are great

>t. boomer who will probably say he isn't a boomer

>>18444927
Priced in

>>18444903
adultwork, but it's only for those who live in the UK when you visit the site, click you're from the UK otherwise you'll see girls in your country and they dont use AW.

>>18444870
no you idiot buy now so you can enjoy the $100 gain end of week. theres a reason its going up fast again, it sbecasue everyone knows its a good buy and undervalued at this price

>>18444810
LARP
>anon wants to cum inside a gay chick
>anon wants to risk giving a fat chick his sperm so that she can make life and screw him financially

>tesla 668 now
jesus fucking
CHRIST

Nice day. Bought NET this morning at 9:30. Ended with 11% gain. Now I wish I'd bought more but I gotta wait till the Govt check comes and/or till the 15th. P.S - savvy anons could've bought Him for 29.98 a pop today.

>>18444932
I feel you. I have 40k in art school debt. I make 7k a year, but it took 2 years of working for less than 40k a year to get here. My parents pushed me to "follow your dreams! don't worry about the debt!" Then I discovered stocks and wish I studied investments and jewing and learned a trade, like HVAC or welding.

Bearbros, i am scared, Jerome not stepping in to save the market, mean that he doesn't think it's going dip a lot more, an saving his ammo for later

>>18444810
Is this what life is like for you non virgins? I see posts like this and sometimes I think I'm better off this way.

>>18444906
>bulls are cooming
>bears are seething
kek

arisuchan is such a lewd bullyhu!

>>18444824
I'd be fucking nervous too

TSLA opens at 700 tomorrow niggers

>>18444968
670

>>18444972
Is He worth it for Canadians who'd have to pay divvy tax at 15%?

>>18444931
quarantine is proving to be pretty good for architects, isn't it?

>>18444968
Woah. Literally stop paying attention to it. Had a chance to make money off calls there i missed. Darn.

>>18444810

This. ---> >>18444893
Best advice I can ever give. It has saved me from many bad decisions.

>>18444876
Once these things dump even a bit that is direct inflation. That's people who want to make easy money cashing out using the Fed and the sentiment around it as their pump. TSLA isn't a buy and hold stock.

>>18444873
boomers dont retire, delete that last meme. they hog the top spots of the work force just sucking the tits of their employers on overpaid salary and benefits while the underlings do all the work

>>18444972
did you take profits? tmrw will be bloody

>>18444955
I've already made up my mind on this one, so if you don't wanna tell me how then stfu

>>18444968
I'll take "stocks that btfo financial analysts every month", for 500 Bob.

>>18444859
There's nothing wrong with cute fat girls,anon.

ITS OVER BULLS
>>18444444
THIS IS THE RETURN TO NORMAL

>>18444999
Checked

>>18444975
you meant to say 70k/year, I hope...

>>18444956
join us
become the boomer in your mid/late 20s
its nice on this side

>buy a spxu call an hour ago
>already down 8%

>>18444931
Disgusting fat girls are boring to fuck.

>>18444818

>>18444968

This is THE Chad stock. It is based off of nothing. Just fucks the club up.

>>18444985
If Tesla ever takes another big dip I am maxing out my IRA deposit.

>>18445009
>>18444931
>>18444810
what the fuck is with the chubbychasers, it's literally a garbage bin tier fetish, there are men who make better women than those cows

Imagine being a TSLAlet and not owning shares or LEAPS. Imagine being that big of a retard.

This was before after hours.

>>18445011
I've been on that roller coaster, it's fuckin rad

>S&P down -1% today, -4% over a year, literally lost only Thursday's gains
So this is the great crash bears warned us about...

>>18444818
>past $62 again in AH

>>18445031
>>18445031
post your LEAP gains. nobody else here can afford LEAP calls on TSLA

>>18445024
I've bought and sold Tesla more then a dozen times, I missed it this time though. I never thought the new low would be its old high.

>>18445031
or just daytrade and milk it

>>18444998
No tomorrow will be scary. This is the *clack*clack* time, this isn't the boring moving up or down this is people going overboard on 3 stocks again.

So what exactly is the market's plan anyways? We just had 4 years of the fakest and gayest pump of all time. Yet we are going right back to fake and gay pump ATH even after multiple months of oil lows, business shutdowns, and lost jobs?

Someone explain.

>>18445029
Absolutely low test, you should get your hormones checked

>>18445017
Sorry 75k. Oddly in THE worst economic times of my lifetime, I am in the best economic position of MY life. Dodged a massive layoff of half the company just a few weeks ago. I even have benefits for the first time in my life. My company may profit from this pandemic so I am lucky. Everyone else in my field is fucked beyond fucked. Like 7 horse-cocks up their ass.

>>18445022
>>18445029

>t. low test

Can you imagine being born in 1950 and not buying stocks and a house at your earliest opportunity and still being poor in 2020

>>18445029
its low standard NEETs who are going for the highest quality of women they realistically can achieve.

>>18445029
why doth the tranny seethe?

A Co-worker got his Govt check today. So I guess they're doing it by last name cause his last name starts with S.

TESLA STILL COOOMING IN AFTER HOUR

>>18445076
m-my last name starts with S

I haven't gotten it yet bros...

>>18445058
>posts hamplanets that are wider than they are tall
>thinks this is the same as a chick with good hips
Look at the waistline of the woman you just posted. Then try to find the waistline of the gas giant you posted before. Get your cholesterol checked.

>>18445043
I have bought and sold it 4 times making money. It is true what they say, the dips seem so obvious in hindsight. I hovered over the buy button on Tesla when it was below 400, and bitched out. Seems so stupid now.

>>18445069
Have sex incel r*ddit spacing homo

>>18444942
Kek. Good luck with that financial decision.

>>18444929
Use tradingview to plan and keep track of shit, use the app only to actually perform the trade.

I warned you about the oil my dudes. Now watch

When do you guys take profit on an overleveraged gamble? My 13x gold long is up 20%.

>>18445069
coping bottom feeder

>>18445106
That's what I do anyways because 15 minute delayed quotes

>>18445051
The BBRRRRR meme might have gotten a bit too real and now this inflationary pressure the Fed wanted to provide has turned into an all out pump to the heavens, because everyone thinks Jerome wants this and has they back, they won't get burned twice like they did in March. So we are not only countering the deflation but going up twice as fast as normal. This isn't a good time to be a bank.

>he isn't priced in

>>18445096
I was sure it was gonna go under 300 so don't feel bad I missed out too.

>>18445105
>put in 4%
>employer matches 4%
>get taxed 15% or whatever, with half of the money being free
I never understood the problem with this

>>18445120
about now

>>18444929
It's been buggy today for me too

>>18445120
Just take it you greedy bitch.

I bought 8k worth of shares in 15 companies today.

The Wuhan Virus is on the down turn, right?

>>18444978
Jerome has infinite ammo, and what the market needs right now is Mnuchin and the banks to backup smolcaps.

I feel risk-off. Shorting semis and smolcaps.

If you’re net short you’re crazy. Long/short is the true way of chads.

>>18445051
Yes. just buy the dip. How many times does this need to be whipped into you niggers until you get it?

>>18445136
It's well known that it's super buggy. Another common bug is that positions sometimes don't update (you sell and you wait 5 minutes, 15 minutes, and it's still there. But it's just an app bug, it was actually processed very quickly: kill the app and reopen it and you'll see it).

>>18445095
If you wouldn't fuck pic related you are 100% a fag.

>>18445139
>>18445135
It's easter monday. I can't sell until tomorrow, no matter how much I want to.

Now that we're closed and the dust has settled: anyone think BYND can go any lower? I don't want to wait on their earnings being months away, and I'm having difficulty evaluating them despite common sense with product sitting on grocery shelves during the panic buy period we saw this past month being an indicator to sell. Would any food processing bros have any other info? Supply chain disruptions maybe? I get that their earnings will be absolutely shot when the time comes, but will it move the retail herd enough to panic sell? Financials seem meaningless when idiots hold shares.

>>18445140

That comic has like 5 to 8 panels too many. Brevity is the soul of wit.

>>18445105
My employer doesn't match me, and I'm no longer willing to contribute to fiat based "assets"

>>18445153
based

>>18445153
If you're insecure enough in your unhealthy fetish that you have to push and project it on others, maybe you should try getting laid by a human instead of a pig.

>>18445143
What Jerome needs to do is fucking back off and raise rates while people are still trusting his printer mindlessly. This is getting out of hand.

>he didn't buy REFR

>>18444865
>>18444916
>>18445140

>Corona
>Wuhan
>Virus

Do people believe this market crash is actually due to the Shanghai Sniffles? I don't believe it is. The economic indicators were going off in Autumn/Winter 2019. Things won't automatically go to normal because of change with the virus.

>>18445153
good lord, why do I love this body type so much

futures strong

all these re-opening plans are bullish

Now that small business is being crushed beyond repair, tell me why Walmart and Amazon aren't going to quadruple in the next several years?

>>18444897
I hope you're right.

>>18445040
the feds wont let another crash happen i dont know why people here cant seem to comprehend that

>>18445190
they will

GILDED AGE

invest in high IQ high scale companies

>>18445182
Yeah and the gold standard will come back any day now. The people who've been predicting a crash since 2012 and eventually got one for an entirely external reason are now claiming the crash vindicates them. That's retarded.

>>18445157
gold is going to keep going up to 1900-2000

>>18445173
well that answers that

>>18445120
dont be greedy, cash out. good will drop as people rush to FOMO on stocks

>>18445208
The doomers are even doubling down and saying we are going to crash another 50%, they can't be right even when they're right!

>>18445115
>Soon™

>>18445179
>What Jerome needs to do is fucking back off and raise rates while people are still trusting his printer mindlessly. This is getting out of hand.

>>18445120
cash it out

>>18444933
I sucked off my gf's bvll last night and his sperm landed in a pattern that says LINES GO UP

>>18445211
I know, but with so much leverage I'm not sure I can keep it open enough. If we break ATH and then drop 14% I'm getting liquidated. Every day the stop loss barrier moves closer. Thats how this stupid derivative works.

>>18445173
You will never understand.

>>18445042
They are not that expensive if you buy the $1500 or $1800 June 2022 calls and roll them forward a year from now. My LEAP gains suck because I bought back in too early after selling just before Coronavirus started to disrupt the market. TSLA is nearly impossible to time because shit like this can happen at any moment and leave you without a good entry, that is why I try to be early than to try to time the bottom perfectly.
>>18445049
I do that as well but I got fucked after taking profit last week and it just kept climbing.

Notice how the porkstuffer tourists always show up at market close during the week and spam their 4dpd planets? Do they even own stock?

>spy was red
>dow was red
if you're still crying about it not dropping back down to all time lows cause countries are starting to reopen get a fucking grip you lost your money.

>>18445029
I talked to a psychiatrist about my chubby fetish. Said that it’s due to having food security as a child.

>>18445127
So literally Zimbabwe economics. Where did it all go so wrong?

>>18445226
>>18445215
Part of me really wants to hold until I habe at least a 2x return.

>>18445200
That's exactly the mentality that will lead to some bad times. Everyone's putting money in because they think there's no risk in this going down and there really isn't while Jerome is at the wheel, but those aren't boomers looking for retirement money, they are gamblers who want to use Jerome to get money fast. When the cashing out begins then the fake inflation the Fed was using all this time will become real inflation in people's accounts.

>>18445153
I love every female body part but I cannot bring myself to like pot bellies she’s cute though

Also oil is the ultimate lagger but has to boom like everything else screencap this and read it six months later lol when it’s relevant

>>18445153
Either you commies push for trannies or fat chicks. What the fuck is wrong with you faggots

>>18445253
they'll raise interest rates once trump gets reelected and starts a war with somebody.

>>18445246
Reopen -> second wave, simple as that

Why are futures still open? Why do they close at 4 PM some days, 4:15 PM other days, and some days they just stay open however long they want?

>>18445236
You're right, I'll never understand why fatfags think they're any better than footfags. You're way, way worse actually. Almost ponyfag tier. At least they realize it's a fetish.

>>18445243
Most people here do not own stocks, Anon.
That time is over.

>>18445234
>If we break ATH and then drop 14%
it won't drop 14% that fast ever. also, +20% on what? some pennies or a gigantic amount of money?
you will need to sell before the stop loss barrier if it's a mini future you're talking about. just put a sell order at about right before it

can somebody pls redpill me on GUSH ? also holding 272 spy puts as well as 30 bucks brent puts, pls tell me im gonna be ok, i am tired of loosing money, i need a green day for fucks sake,

>>18445272
futures are open 24/7

>>18445277
I only hold bitcoin and overleveraged derivatives. Stocks have really boring performance.

>>18445049
>>18445239
To clarify, I don't think there are any good entries at this price so I'm not going to day trade it. I'll try to find something with a better risk/reward.

>>18445164
It was probably made by a 12 year old on newgrounds.

>>18445182
People sitting inside and/or not spending money due to unemployment or fear of the future doesn't help.

And yes I think the Wuhan Virus was what started the spiral of mass selling.

>>18445261
>Everyone's putting money in because they think there's no risk
says who? there has been two crashes under trump its far from stable.

>>18445269
>What the fuck is wrong with you faggots
Well considering they do nothing but post 4/10 planets and ask whether they should fuck that ugly fat chick who lives under the bridge (>>18444810) I'd say they're desperate coomers who think everyone shares their "any hole is a goal" mentality.

so what is the point of posts like this?
I assume it is just people who shorted oil trying to get others to sell so that they can make money?

>>18445153
i would only do it because she's kinda pretty.
but pic related is for real men who feel their high t. telling them it's time to mate with high quality female

my system says big 3-4% gap down tomorrow but we recovery basically to today's close. anyone else?

>>18445182
This has nothing to do with what I posted, faggot.

>>18445246
>less that 1% down
That's basically flat.

>>18445225
Can you not see what will happen when all the gamblers cash out on TSLA and AMZN. With "the market is not allowed to crash" mentality as well as the reality that it actually isn't those stocks are infinite real money printers.

>>18445312
she has the body of a 10 year old... wtf

KEK best live podcast ever
Fucking Peter Schiff, Boomer Incarnate
https://youtu.be/OGwlyffomlI

>>18445270
okay dope I'm sure you bet on it.

>>18445308
I’m looking for one of these unicorns

>>18445280
I put in arround 700€. Yeah, it's a mini future. I hope that gold goes up faster than the barrier. Gold could tank again if we get another rugpull and people need the money to get out of their margin calls. I'm about 6% above the barrier.

>>18445327
i'm sorry if you're gay

>>18445236
FUCKING BASED
totally something I'd do.
Sauce ?

>>18445327
and thats a good thing

>>18445310
This isn't a crypto thread, /biz/ is not going to influence the price of things like multibillion dollar defense contractors or the entire texas oil futures market. It's pretty much the same as bobo/mumu posting, you pick a side and shitpost. When the thread is slow we get to talk about why what we picked is good or whatever. But it's not like the RTX meme has any effect on RTX price.

>>18445270
South Korea..
Sweden
All the non-lockdown US states

>>18445312
would cum inside and create babby

>>18445280
>sell order
My shitty broker has no limit orders, lmao. I need to micromanage that shit.

>>18445009
That's disgusting, jamal.

>>18445120
Where do you trade on leverage bro

>>18445281
At least you possibly made money on oil? I kinda see this as the bottom on oil jmo

SPY will circuit breaker tomorrow if JPM sucks believe me but if banks are ‘priced in’ then fuck this shit were going to 330 by election and I’m losing 300-400 bucks

>>18445272
>>18445297
You niggers don't even know how futures work? Kind of sad

>>18445327
mate you won't fuck anything that weighs less than a '92 CRX, that's your personal problem

just had my first sip of grand marnier
all I can say is, fuck yeah

>>18445356
Sweden is comitting suicide.

>>18445017
to be fair, im trying. but it's hard in these harsh economic times. thank god i got into the stock market a year ago is all i can say, so i can actually make a living still even after losing my job. thank god i live with my parents so i could actually save up enough money to trade with. im really lucky in a lot of ways.

who else here /poorfag/
>tfw your cca 35% gain measures up to like 900 dollars
it isnt fair bros

>>18444942
>he bought into the 401k meme

let me guess you also have an IRA?

>>18445374
futures are open during trading hours and close when the market closes

>>18445380
kek

yes repeat it a lot and it'll be true despite all signs pointing the opposite way

>>18445009
Nigger
You can take the white whale women

>>18445354
Just seems like vague shitposting though.
He's not putting forth any arguments or facts to back up what he is saying. He isn't inviting anyone to discuss with him what they think.
It's just
>hurr line go down tomorrow
well, like, okay retard lines only go up, down or sideways so he has a one in 3 chance of being right.

>>18445371
I don't use margin. It's a derivative issued by some swiss bank.

>>18445327
and?

>>18445339
>700€
now ofcourse i don't know about you, but if you're worried about losing the +20% gain on this, you should probably pull out asap
>>18445374
futures and future cfds are open nearly 24/7 you fucking MONKEY fuck off

>>18445153
>>18445312
What do if I want both?

>>18445356
south korea tested and isolated more than half a million people
sweden is now considering lockdown since the situation is getting worse quickly

Made 15$ on AMD stonks

>>18445307
Right now everyone thinks Jerome will prevent another crash so it's the best time to print money out of thin air, the problem is Jerome will actually do it and repump the stocks. AMZN is at ATH but the market is still 15% down from its ATH imagine when it does get there. It's the fundamental problem with one stock pulling everything up with it, one stock's inflation stacks on the other's.

>>18445387
So you had $2500, and now have $3100? Just keep making more money than you lose and putting more money in, everyone starts somewhere; richfags just get to start higher.

Well I'm pretty wrecked today on my peloton put option.

>>18445380
yes but not with #covid19. only 20 people died there today. It's really time to get over this shit.

>>18445369
who are these qts?

>>18445390
You are the same person who called this a nothingburger in Janurary, aren't you? Sweden is simply not testing enough.

>>18445406
wahh wahh

doomer upset his predictions aren't coming true

Sweden is absolutely fine

Think I'll hold on to NET for a while and hell if it drops back down to or under 21.40 then I may buy more. At worst I lose a bit of green. The upside is limitless. (well ok, maybe not limitless but I'll come out ahead on the deal)

>>18445011
CHECKED

>>18445372
loosing on both positions, premium was paid a few days ago, dont know what to do, seriously considering closing my put on brent but then again it has no reason to moon right now,

On SPY im also bearish, but this FED kikery is simply unbeatable, im this close to capitulate and become a mumu

>>18445270
Everyone and their mothers know this, and has known this since the shutdown began.

>>18445392
but you should really get out of oil

also you horny faggots stop posting your horny thoughts in smg pls.

>>18445417
Moron. Enjoy your permanent lung damage. This is the biggest happening since WW2, no treatment, no vaccine.

>>18445421
Yes. I missed it totally and got owned by the market lol. You got me. I suck at predictions

>ytd returns over 300%


lockdowns are overrated

>>18445415
wait I went full retard on the math there

the point stands though

>>18445438
>but you should really get out of oil
why?

>>18445424
living in sweden, no its not, we literally have a death rate of 10% and we are not even doing tests, not to mention that our healthcare system will simply not be able to cope

>>18445029
Ugly people coping with the fact that they'll never score an attractive girl. Instead of accepting that and try to improve themselves, their subconcious tells them it's GOOD to like unhealthy fatties, that they're HIGH TEST and cool, not like those other faggots who date models and shit.

>>18445350
thats /ourguy/ Hal from MITM

>>18445058
Dios mio, la bano en esta puta

>>18445405
>CFDs
Who the fuck cares?
>nearly 24/7
Which is very different from 24/7. So I guess you learned something today, futures are NOT open 24/7.

>>18445420
Some korean or chinese girls that were posted in some thread. Saved them since they really are qt.

>>18445388
>6% company match and 4% contribution no matter what
you think i'm going to leave that kind of money on the table you dumb fuck?

>>18445160
Food processing is facing some demand headwinds. The supply is there. A lot of bulk food suppliers supply directly to restaurants and other food service industries that are simply non existent right now. They can process and freeze their products but their warehouses can only hold so much. I’m a potato grower. We are hearing that supply for processing varieties for French fries like russets are very, very long, but tablestock for grocers and chip varieties are in high demand. it’s hard to predict how the markets for supply and demand will shape out as we move forward.

>>18445443
The market is wrong.

>>18445308
A fat chick walked into the store today. She was so fat that she had a smaller woman orbiting around her!

While she was leaving she told me to kiss her ass but my car only have half a tank of gas!

>>18445160
Bruh the IPO was 25, that thing is going to the low 10s soon

>>18445451
>will
89 deaths per million

How is this crisis comparing to 1929 and 2008 one so far?

>>18445415
yeah i know am gonna keep doing that if anything i have time im still just a uni student
got a job also so i can invest more
but you got to be atl a bit envious of those richfags that got a 100k no questions asked from their parents

>>18445460
damn, why cant I get a gf like her...

>>18445462
>works for someone
you wagies make me laugh.. it's like boomer 2.0 and you don't even realize it

>>18445466
Yes it's pretty low IQ. Hard to predict short term for this reason

We are LITERALLY returning to normal. Even though everything is fucked top to bottom. We are back to normal.

>>18445476
>her
That’s a mannequin.

>>18445473
I'm pretty sure both of those also had delusional bullkeks calling for a new ATH by the end of the year.

>>18445473
it was worse overall drop but recovered in half the time

>>18445464
what kind of potatoes do you grow....

>>18445153
based patrician
>>18445173
>unhealthy fetish
low-test.

>>18445488
no its fucked at the bottom. The top is fine. Its why you faggots keep losing money everyday and come here to cry about it. You don't fucking get it.

>>18445489
even worse, this means a mannequin looks better than actual women
also there are very few east asian people in my country

>>18445472
are you retarded or what ? you have 8000 cases and 800 dead, thats a 10% considering that Swedes are not even testing anyone

>>18445488
Just have to deal with managing the fear. Enough to get people to wear masks and change behavior but still participate in economy if not an at-risk group.

>>18445481
But everyone is jealous of boomers so isn't that good?

>>18445481
>makes more money than you do in a high demand field with guaranteed wage growth
lmao

>Too much of a pussy to invest
>Covid happens and everyone screams about how it's a one in a generation opportunity to buy cheap stocks
>Buy 6000 shares of HAL
>Drops 5%
>Market closes
What the fuck have I done

>>18445438
>get out off oil
no

My AMC puts better print. Company literally has no employees OR management, no revenue, massive rent costs it can't pay, and is filing for bankruptcy.

>>18445467
Holy fucking based.

>>18445462
Every fucking time... anon this larp gives terrible advice and you folks take the bait every fucking time.

>>18445481
I get healthcare, stock options, 401k contributions, and a six figure paycheck for shitposting on my phone and spending an hour a day wrangling spreadsheets. White collar salaryman life is the shit. I’d actually have to work if I was self employed.

Wish I had my Govt check today. Could've added more to my SWPPX & SWTSX funds while I was at it. Oh well, maybe I'll get lucky tomorrow

>>18445526
it will go up, just hold it and dont panic

So there was an anon last week that mentioned MTNB having a comeback. Turned out he may have been on to something

Down .73% today, not terrible by any means. If this is the worst red day I have for a while I'll manage. Saw KO take a nice plunge today and it looked tempting to get some more. Trump bucks came in so I'm deciding where to spend it!

i need some money suggest me a way to make some

>>18445511
https://www.webmd.com/men/what-low-testosterone-can-mean-your-health
obesity leads to low testosterone, so does being a skinnyfat sticc

and we know you're one of the two, because if you were fit or attractive in any way you wouldn't be settling for livestock

>>18445473
We don't know but when you see today's stocks, with banks bleeding but meme stocks exploding to ATHs then it looks like the dot com bubble is also going to get involved.

>>18445526
You should buy an index if you are an investor and afraid of loss.

SPY

>>18445526
lmao rekt

>>18445449
because the real economy has halted to a stop, the cuts doesn't start before may 1st, and storage is filling up quickly. also nobody is gonna cut as much as they said.
the only one buying futures now are big companies locking it in just to reduce whatever risk they can in this fucked up economy. nobody really thinks oil prices will be that high

>>18445420
both men btw

>>18445424
they are literally discussing implementing stricter measures you retard

>>18445509
I grow seed, about 50 percent chip stock and 50 percent table stock. We sell to other farmers to plant their crops for the upcoming season. Our chip stock is sold out. Our yellow flesh table stock is about half open and half sold.

>>18445009
plz can i have her number

>3rd world country
>algos not as aggressive
>volatility and activity is way tamer compared to US markets
>general populace are mostly investor while a fraction are traders
>manage to create a TA setup a very high win rate, backtested and simulated
>just started using it and results are promising
Is this what winning feels like?

>>18445526
>he missed the dip
did you just buy in today?

>>18445405
Oh yeah? Do a trade right now

>>18445575
Politician approval goes up the stricter you are. Has nothing to do with effects.

>>18445526
this post is highly entertaining

>>18445526
>HAL
basic bitch tier

>>18445438
>get out of oil
you'll never take my divvies

>>18445526
What is with these ADD retards? Fuck off and sell at a loss and never return, retard. Actual, go all in on.SQQQ

>>18445522
I probably make more money than you by sitting on my ass.

>>18445133
>getting taxed twice on money you earned

>>18445579
is it fun

>>18445596
literal retard cope
if they implement measures now they would just prove they were wrong since they were adamant about not closing the country down

I thought a crash was supposed to happen today?

Was /biz/ wrong again?

>>18445619
half the money in the account is free

>>18445585
Where from bro

>>18445585
winning is when you make enough to move up to the big boy leagues and live in a first world country
good luck :D

guys help me i really want make my first dollars

>>18444818
I went all in on RTX
/SMG/ told me it was an obvious buy with an obviously huge profit margin
You all lied to me
I trusted you
We can’t be frens no mor

>>18445530
you bought puts on a company that tanked 20% at open?

lmao.

>>18445631
don't listen to those guys especially if you are over 59 1/2 years old. it is literraly free money

>>18445585
>>3rd world country
just get out of there before someone shoots you because you made $50 shorting the local diamond mine

>>18445629
/Biz/ strawpolled and bet it was going to be a green monday. ALWAYS bet against /biz/.

>>18445629
Tomorrow. Or at least by the end of the week.

This shit can not last, fucking AMZN is getting pumped and dumped, you can not find a single stock not giving a massive sell signal.

>>18445530
be greedy when others are fearful :^)
and all that shit you just listed is priced in to the premiums

>market red today
>AMD up over 5%

...but why?

>>18445643
Fuck you to
>>18445606
>>>18445526
> What is with these ADD retards?
> Fuck off and sell at a loss and
> never return, retard. Actual,
> go all in on.SQQQ

>>18445593
Yes I bought at just over $8 a share, supposedly 'rock bottom' (rock bottom my fucking asshole)

>>18445623
I like farming. It isn’t crazy lucrative but I get to operate heavy machinery during the day and act like a stock broker at night

>>18445637
you came to the wrong place buddy

>>18445675
earnings

>>18445526
LEARN
TO
MANAGE
RISK
FAGGOT
LEARN TO STOP LOSS LEARN TO READ AND EDUCATE YOURSELF
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18445643
just don't ever go all in
don't ever go all out
steady in, steady out
get some rhythm to your thrusts

>>18445682
nice
I want to be a farmer some day

>>18445636
I never understood this attitude. You guys all compare success against other people instead of comparing it to your past performance. Beating yourself > beating the market. This stock market thing, at least for retail jack offs, is a single player game.

>>18445686
That sounds like a lot of effort. If I wanted to think hard about stuff and be bored I'd do overtime.

>>18445675
>*distant honks*

>>18445643
IT'S STILL TRUE WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE ADHD

STOCKS GO UP AND STOCKS GO DOWN, BUT RTX WILL TREND UP BECAUSE FUNDAMENTALS ARE STRONG

ONE RED DAY DOES NOT MEAN PANIC SELL EVERYTHING THIS IS WHY YOU LOSE MONEY

>>18445684
where should i go?

>>18445568
>the cuts doesn't start before may 1st, and storage is filling up quickly

this is exactly why you dont necessarily need to exit oil. i simply sold my OXY and MRO and bought storage tanker stocks instead. should be a nice swing trade in a few months

>>18445693
man you have no idea how much I beat myself
it's probably not healthy

>>18445709
>*honking grows louder*

Valuation consultant here. All the /addicts/ here gotta' know that all biotech valuations take roughly 90% failure chance (cannot get beyond stage 1) by default.
You're better than this, stop juggling penny stocks.

>>18445679
how the fuck is that rock bottom didnt you look at the graph lol
well in any case just hold it, its gonna go up eventually
or cut your losses and bet on it falling even lower and buy back in

>>18445643
>listening to /smg/
>ever

>>18445675
>market red today
You're too fixated on indexes. Many of us were in the green today.

>>18445643
When people say “buy X” they don’t mean “buy X right now at the top of a bulltrap”, they mean “buy X at the next relative bottom”

>>18445635
Some tropical country with loads of beaches.

>>18445636
Nah, my country ain't that bad. Lots of foreigns actually moved here because of how comfy it is while also having a significant lower cost of living. It's a pain in the ass to setup an account to trade in the US markets, maybe if I build enough capital I'll push through it.

>>18445651
I kek heartily.

>>18445685
those don't come out until may 5th

>>18445629
There's no crash there are no bears anymore because of the Fed but now they've turned to bulls and are contributing to the non-stop pumping of meme stocks. Just don't put your money in meme stocks they are real inflation machines once they start getting cashed out. It's like December but Jerome is guarantying it can't crash. Either he backs off and we see how much real deflation there really is or he keeps going and people start making making money from his printer.

>>18445730
Surely you’re not talking about muh Regeneron.

>>18445693
If you don't beat the market you're better off just dumping everything into an index fund or dividend REITs and boomerholding

>>18445725
>not holding both to hedge against each other

HOLY SHIT THE MEME STOCK THAT I SAWA ON /biz/ IS BLOWING UP AH

SONN

>>18445741
u br huehuehue?

>>18445499
>>18445473
>it was worse overall drop but recovered in half the time

Lmao acting like it's over. Secondly, it "was" nowhere near. 2007-2009 drop was 57% from top to bottom and about 50% from the Lehman moment to bottom (and even that took 6 months). Corona drop was only 35% from top to bottom and 20% from top to today.

>>18445731
nah I got stressed the more I researched it so I just chucked all my grandmother's inheritance at it. It was like $70 a few years ago and it's unironically too big to fail, plus the sand rats will surely pump oil back up to 50 a barrel within a year or so. It MUST go up.

>>18445730
Sell me on why ATE was a bad investment, because right now it's printing diamonds. It's a Canadian biotech pennystock.

>>18445748
>Regeneron
Not penny, not horrible P/E. I'd (but don't right now) hold with care.

>>18444826
That isn't even AMZN's final form - wait until it hits Hyper Inflated Final High Form of Perfect Cell

>>18444845
This

>>18444873
>It’s a cruel economic version of that old Catskill resort joke: These are terrible jobs, and now all the young people holding them are getting fired.
based and blackpilled

>>18445011
checked and k3k'd

>>18445568
Batten down the hatches and ride this rogue wave out like a true seman astern the bowsprite

>>18445768
well you wont lose money but you could have made much more by not being a retard

>>18445735
to be fair, AMD has historically been one of the best performing companies in the S&P and tends to follow it extremely well. i check what the /ES is doing and make sure it agrees with any AMD trade i make.

>>18445735
My chemical+freight logistics+defense portfolio was blood red today.

>>18445750
You miss the point. Beating the market shouldn’t be your primary focus, it should be honing your strategy and skills to always be performing better than you did last year.

>>18445735
This is my watchlist, you have to have some pretty specific investments to be green today. I was only down 1.7% though.

>>18445725
I don't mean get out of anything oil related. just positions positively correlating with oil prices

>>18445682
Aiming for that myself!

>>18445643
Why did you hold that crazy shit over a three day weekend? Live and learn brother

>>18445776
That very swift recovery since the 18 Mar dip looks funky to me honestly; if you made good gains already then you'll probably have enough time to exit (if you check twice a day).

>>18445803
hurdurr

>>18445800
>>i only lost 200k this year but thats way better than last year. all that matters

>>18445803
TQQQ
SOXL

most of technology was green, that's a lot of people here

The pump makes no sense at all. People are hurting around the world and going bankrupt. Small and medium size businesses are in trouble. How the fuck is amazon at ATH?
What's the play tomorrow?

>>18445555
Are these quads KEKs way of telling me to YOLO Matinas?

>>18445730
the first trade i made was a bio meme, that i got stuck buying the top of because they posted good news so i figured it would go up and then it dumped. i held it for months waiting on the next catalyst while it dumped over 30%, got out by the skin of my teeth on that next catalyst with a small profit, before it straight-up crashed over 60% literally the same day of the catalyst i got out on.

never again. never a-fucking-gain. AMD is all i need, it's always in play every single day.

>>18445824
beating SPY is what matters.

>>18445819
Their stage 2 clinical trial results are being released this month and there's a lot of hype and optimism

Considering setting a sell limit of 50% of my stock at $0.85 or something

>>18445824
If you have to use hyperbole to dismiss what I’m saying then obviously I’m onto something.

what makes you Niggers confident that earnings reports will come this week? companies are allowed to delay earnings reports up to 45 days.

>>18445847
If JPM delays it’s still a major indication.

>>18445671
No it's not. There is nothing left of AMC. It doesn't even have a CEO. It has already stopped paying rent. It's hired a bankruptcy firm. The price CAN and WILL go lower than 2 dollars, and lower than 1 dollar. Do NOT buy this company's stock you will lose every dollar you put in. Find a company that at least has some customers, employees, management or assets.

>>18445847
Are you OK, retard?

>>18445787
That's on you.

>>18445803
Guess I'm very specific then.

>>18445819
>That very swift recovery since the 18 Mar dip looks funky
Because it is, we're going to get back to ATHs but it's not going to be the same ATH's. It's going to be AMZN 4 times inflated and TSLA 3 times inflated and AAPL 2 times inflated etc all teeming with people ready to cash out while normal stocks are still in the red.

>>18445879
I'm bullish for this type of recovery

stupid stock big cap ATHs soon and then blow past them due to inflation and interest rates

>>18445870
do you actually have a relevant answer to my question?

>>18445872
>Oil
Fair enough, I don't like how volatile oil is to Trump's random ass tweets. But today was a good day for oil.

>>18445776
Because it's a biotech pennystock, which are meme-tier. I mean people have made money on them I guess. Maybe you'll be one of them.

>>18445869
you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you
your puts are going to lose money because, even if those things you said are true, there are still people buying "when there's blood in the streets" and all of those things are already priced into the premiums you paid on your options contracts

best of luck though

>>18445676
FUCK YOU JEW

Someone give me a quick run down

>>18445846
no you are wrong because you talk about investing like its goal is to developing a human quality, it's literally just about making as much money as possible.

>>18445840
In general (and this is my strategy as well) is to go long on a mix of ETFs from different markets. I managed to get a nice bag of those on 16 Mar, and a more the Monday after.
It's plain statistics man, if you're in it for >1 year horizon then just don't fucking gamble on this shit. You have better odds on blackjack, until you get kicked out, that is.
>>18445879
Not bad then, not sure if it's a lucky call on your end or if you did your own search. If latter, real nice. See above though.

>>18445847
Because delaying would be even worse than just ripping the bandaid off and showing the bad news now.

Right now all the dumbfucks think that the weak economy is due to corona so they're willing to forgive bad earnings because they think the economy is going to "restart" and "bounce back" in a few months.

>>18445905

>>18445892
Only 2 of those are oil.

>>18445725
>oil tanker stock meme

Lmao. Tankers take more than a year to build and buying a 150 million for the purpoise of floating storage is beyond retarded.

>>18445905
yikes

>>18445901
They are not because as the company approaches bankruptcy ALL of the value of the stock will be wiped out. People are not picking up cheap stocks, they are buying stocks which are going to reduced to $0 dollars.

My piece of shit governor just signed an EO that grants these fucking squaters a grace period of up to 60 fucking days to not pay their rent, and they can't get evicted unless there is a credible physical threat. Fucking liberals, I fucking hate them.

>>18445905
>bobos will short this

>>18445281
>270 SPY puts
Thanks I feel a lot better about holding long SPY now.

New:
>>18445957
>>18445957
>>18445957

>>18445869
Exactly. When there's "blood in the streets" is the time to do your homework on the big staples of business like KO, T, big oil (if you're feeling more risky), food, automobiles, etc. Companies with either manageable or no debt and sell products that will survive.

>>18445936
okay
post position

>>18445921
>>takes more than a year to build
thats the point. it's a fixed supply. do you want to store oil tankers you got to pay for the existing tankers

>>18445915
nah, day trading is the answer with really good odds on a good, well-tested system. the main issue with biomemes is that they generally have a low float, meaning that on most days they don't get traded much on low volume so they can't really trend ever, and they're cheap as dirt which means it's very easy for someone with a lot of money to manipulate the price on them, causing huge spikes which doesn't play well with moving averages (you want price action that follows the MA's more with as few and small outliers as possible from the data set). it's funny, most people want a stock that spikes in value but that's nearly impossible to predict and is very high risk. you actually want a boring high daily volume stock that trends predictably on a regular basis like AMD with few spikes. take more low risk medium reward trades instead.

>>18445281
isnt GUSH dissolving may 1st?

>>18445915
>if it's a lucky call on your end or if you did your own search.
I don't think we'll get there the inflation on those meme stocks is getting a bit to wild but if Jerome only cares about that DOW 30k and not to evenly distribute the pumps then he will cause everyone to pile up on 10 stocks to make the most out of it. On the other hand if Jerome does evenly distribute then people will still pile on the same 10 stocks to continue the party.
Jerome is doing a lot more damage now because people know he won't let it crash so they go only for the riskiest plays instead of diversifying pumping SLA to the moon.

>>18445914
Your human qualities are the only constant in your trades. If you bothered to take a look around, most people get JUSTED by their weak hands, fomo, and general lack of self awareness or discipline. Self mastery is the first and absolute most important step in trading.

>>18446015
It caused a lot of portfolios with oil to dissolve, that's for sure

Long as when you sell, your walking out with more than you put in then you've won. Don't mater if it's 10 cents or 50,000, more is more.

>>18445526
Why wouldnt you have put the money into TSLA

>>18445643
shouldve gone TSLA bro

does it make sense to go long on SPY here ? does it make sense to fight the FED ? im capitulating bobros, help

>>18446116
Because I'm over 18