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>> No.18443913

JEROME AND MNUCHIN DPing THE BEARS


PUMP

>> No.18443926
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18443926

>oil down
>XOP up
The fun never stops on the oil ETF train

Also anime

>> No.18443930

why do the op pics get worse with each thread

>> No.18443932

BUY OIL

>> No.18443935
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18443935

WHAT'S A GOOD PRICE FOR RTX

>> No.18443936
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18443936

>betting against TSLA

>> No.18443943
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>>18443883
How you oil bros doing?

>> No.18443949
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go innaforest, buy RTX

>> No.18443951

>>18443935
$197.82

>> No.18443955
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18443955

REFR to 5

>> No.18443957
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18443957

>>18443936
BASED ELON

>> No.18443959
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18443959

niggers going to prison is recession proof

all in on GEO

>> No.18443961

>>18443936
The bears know it's a dangerous futurist story stock

yet they always cry when it goes up as if that's impossible and stupid

>> No.18443963
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18443963

>>18443883
Bullish bear

>> No.18443966
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18443966

>GME shorts
Fuck those niggers. They only gave me a nickel for my Need For Speed Most Wanted.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18443968
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18443968

Why yes I will sell you my gold and silver at a 100% premium since I have an endless supply valued at less than half that

>> No.18443977

Based RDHL with proof of a successful Kung-Flu treatment.

>> No.18443978
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18443978

Did someone call for a market close dump?

>> No.18443979

>>18443943
Not today jokester

>> No.18443981

>>18443959
dude it was a great buy at $9 not at $14.5

>> No.18443983

Go up or down. Fucking do something

>> No.18443985

Should all sex offenders kill themselves?
Also... Has anybody ever met anyone that completely just went full blown schizophrenic?

>> No.18444008

>>18443883
Anyone betting on infrastructure bill in the US as part of next stimulus?

>> No.18444009

>AMZN made new ATH today
I mean sure...

>> No.18444012

>>18443985
>Should all sex offenders kill themselves?

What did you do irl, anon?

>> No.18444016

and I thought I was loony buying TSLA at $500 last week

>> No.18444017

WARNING: ETHUSDT has considerably more shorters than longers. In the past 2 months i've noticed that whenever there is more ETH shorters, crash is inbound in the all markets.

>> No.18444019

>>18443883
what are yall buying this week? I want to double my money in two years. Teach me

>> No.18444025

>>18444017
where did you get that info pls?

>> No.18444032

>>18444017
wrong thread crypto faggot.

>> No.18444036

>>18444017
Cryptotards not welcome here

>> No.18444038
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18444038

>SPY just jiggles in the same $1 corridor for 4 hours straight episode
Fun.

>> No.18444039
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18444039

Don't mind me, just shilling the meme trifecta of BAM, NET, and RTX.

>> No.18444044

>>18444019
in 2 years?
coca cola, oil, and nintendo

>> No.18444050
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>>18444025
Binance futures. See that box to the right? The red line rarely goes over the green.
>>18444036
>>18444032
Dumb retards, what part of ALL markets did you ESL tards miss?

>> No.18444054
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>>18443981
if it goes down to 9 again im using leverage

>> No.18444058

>>18444038
Imagine all the money you could have made.

>> No.18444059
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18444059

This volatility is a fucking ride. Red to Green on the day.

>> No.18444061

>>18444019
SOXL

>> No.18444066
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18444066

>APA headbutting VWAP for over a fucking hour

>> No.18444069

>>18444050
Get the fuck out of stock market general you nog

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>> No.18444072

>nothing happened at 30 minutes before close
Feels like this is all bagholding over bank earnings coming out tomorrow. If the banks are doing bad everything will tank, and that's when everyone will enter/exit the market.

>> No.18444074

>>18444044
KO below 45 and i might consider a purchase

>> No.18444076

>>18444008
I think it's very likely. 2+ trillion deal will start in the house and be forced past senate

They have to move ASAP on it though and get it done by the end of the month or it wont happen

Pelosi might be too inept to get it done though.

>> No.18444078

>>18444038
Such is life in the fake and gay manipulated market. Watch there be a ton of movement in the last ten minutes, probably a pump.

>> No.18444080
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18444080

>$AMD

>> No.18444084

>>18444012
Not me

>> No.18444090

WHAT ARE YOUR EARNINGS PLAYS?

>> No.18444092

>>18444069
I'm gonna enjoy watching the bears rape your spic asshole tomorrow.

>> No.18444095
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18444095

Does anyone else put a paper towel in their asscrack to soak up buttsweat while they trade?

>> No.18444096
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>>18444080
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I SOLD TOO EARLY
FUCK

>> No.18444099

JEROME YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

>> No.18444101
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18444101

NASDAQ
QQQ
SOXL
NVDA
AMD

the memes are winning bros

>> No.18444109

>>18444058
I'd need like 100x leverage to make anything on these microscopic movements. This shit just sucks.

>> No.18444114

What a bear trap of a day. No clear sentiment whatsoever.

>> No.18444115
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>>18444080
>AMD

>> No.18444117
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18444117

g-g-guys

>> No.18444119

>>18444095
No because I’m not morbidly obese you disgusting pig

>> No.18444121

>>18444074
i was a buyer at 38.5, if it taps that again i'll double up

>> No.18444122

>>18444090
LONG TECH
GOOG
NVDA
AMD
MSFT
FB
INTC

Use those to propel your acct higher and then rotate later in the year to more diversified positions

tech will have good earnings I think.

>> No.18444124

what's the play for JNJ at this very moment?
someone guide me towards affluence

>> No.18444131

>we can't even manage a -1% day without EOD poomps
jesus christ

>> No.18444134

>>18444019
AMC. You'll probably double in a week

>> No.18444136
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>>18444050
>he thinks that some scam pixel faggotry effects equities
lmao just when i think people on the internet cant get any dumber

>> No.18444144

Okay I just found out the fucking CEO of AMC has been furloughed lmao. Literally the entire corporate office is. They said they weren't going to pay rent hahaha HOW MANY PUTS CAN I BUY.

>> No.18444145

Oh weird, a slow melt up right into the close

>> No.18444146

>>18444050
Boomers fail to understand the same jews fake pumping the stalled economy market are also doing the same to bitcoin.

>> No.18444147

>>18444124
buy JNJ
if it goes down, buy more

>> No.18444152

>>18444117
Yeah we'll end flat after spending all night and day in the -1%, what about it. AMZN ATHs baby.

>> No.18444151

>>18444054
I will to bro

>> No.18444158

>>18444147
yeah I mean it's one of those stocks you literally just buy I guess

>> No.18444160

>>18444136
Death to Israel kike. We are coming for your bloodlines

>> No.18444162

>>18444109
>being poor
lol

>> No.18444164

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18444165

>>18444134
Extremely risky. They're considering filing for bankruptcy protection.

>> No.18444166

>>18444121
nice

amazing company that will stand the test of time

>> No.18444168

>>18444122
*Good relative earnings

>> No.18444172

>>18444158
just like all the other ones
wonderful
I love stocks

>> No.18444175

>>18444146
Pretty much. They think stocks is somehow immune from crypto fatcats, or that crypto mood isn't an indicator of short term market sentiments much like exchange futures.
The only difference is that crypto market doesn't rest while stock market does, which is why it's a good tool to use as correlation.

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ATVI bringing me across the finish line for green :)

>> No.18444187
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>>18443978
yeah that was me can you make it extra large and extra spicy please
i want these faggot bulls to have explosive diarrhea for the next 3 days

>> No.18444195

>>18444162
>putting your entire net worth on the line in a limp dick market
For what? For some high-risk low-reward pennies? Fuck that.

>> No.18444211
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>last week: these are short term gains, you have to look at the one month chart
APOLOGIZE

>> No.18444213

>>18444109
>I'd need like 100x leverage to make anything on these microscopic movements. This shit just sucks.
Options

>> No.18444214

>>18444195
I laughed at being poor because of the implication in your post that you would only be able to make money by putting all your money into this. If you weren't poor, you'd still make good money even with a trivial position, which is my point.

>> No.18444217

If you don't get out of all oil before closing you're going to get absolutely fucked tomorrow

>> No.18444218

>pump

fuck why do they make it so obvious everyday

>> No.18444219

>>18444184
but they're outside in the pic
my immersion

>> No.18444223

>>18444147
>>18444172
Absolutely based and JNJ pilled

Kinda want to trim because I think the market can’t sustain this in the short-medium term. But better men than me have tried to time JNJ.

>>18444184
Reeeeee
I need more nintendies. And maybe to buy back in to ATVI.

>> No.18444226

>>18444211
I'm getting real tired of this bullshit

>> No.18444228

>>18444217
fuck my shit up then

>> No.18444229

>>18444217
this

oil bros you have to give it up

>> No.18444230
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18444230

can we stop posting faggy anime porn in the OPs

>> No.18444234

>>18444175
The stock market is MORE manipulated than crypto lmfao

>> No.18444237
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>>18444092
>being this retarded
>internet access

>> No.18444243
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18444243

EOD PUMP PARTY STARTING EARLY

>> No.18444245
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>my stocks are rebounding

Beartards can go fuck themselves.

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>>18444061
>SOXL
based

>> No.18444249

>>18444109
So go to a local business and offer them 100 dollars for a small stake

Do you think you'll be a millionaire the next day?

>> No.18444251

>>18444217
why? elaborate

>> No.18444252

>>18443978
we are pumping you retard

>> No.18444255

>>18444187
it's really funny how the market does the exact opposite of what people on /biz/ say

>> No.18444258

Ok earningfags heres what I got:
JNJ $144c
APHA $3p
APHA $3.5c
APHA $4c
WFC $31.5p
LVS $43p

>> No.18444257

>>18444230
agreed

if I have a son that watches anime I'm going to beat him so bad

>> No.18444262
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18444262

>>18444237
R u scurred?? Ya u r scared semite

>> No.18444263

>>18444187
I already took the biggest poop at work
we don't have fans in the bathrooms so I had to try and be quiet while people were walking by and having conversations outside the bathroom
I was squeezing out stinky turds and farts for nearly 10 minutes
damn

>> No.18444266

>>18444165
So are half the companies in the country. Nobody is going bankrupt in these times.

>> No.18444267

There must be some hardcore inflation going on with AMZN. I'm not complaining it's taking everything else up with it but jesus.

>> No.18444268

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA SMASH THOSE FUCKING PRINTERS MYSELF IF I HAVE TO

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>my calls just got assigned
WHAT FUCKING RETARD EXERCISES THEIR FUCKING 3$ ITM SPY CALLS WITH A FUCKING MONTH TILL EXPIRATION DURING A FUCKING PUMP

>> No.18444281
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>>18444263
>work
oh no no no look at this wagie

>> No.18444291

I think I'm a demon

>> No.18444292
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18444292

>most of my stocks are back to ATH already

>> No.18444293
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18444293

>>18444160
holy shit he is actually that fucking retarded lmao

>> No.18444296

>>18444276
somebody who wants to piss you off

>> No.18444300
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>>18439555
why is everyone freaking out about this?

There’s a good chance they’re right, the market may not smash through those lows. SPY 220 was a gift that only the quick and the brave were able to pocket.

I think it will, but not in a spectacular 2008 like fashion.

>> No.18444301
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18444301

>Oil production cut wasn't enough!
>Oil is going to CRASH!
>The production cuts don't even start until may!
>We're looking at $15 oil, VERY SOON!
You fucking niggers

>> No.18444311
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>>18444268
No you're not

>> No.18444312

>>18443883
>Educational sites
>Bestiality hentai link

Kek. I love you bobos

>> No.18444315
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18444315

>>18444292
> Stonks only go up

>> No.18444316

>>18444230
I miss this dude
he was cool with anime though

>>18444281
I'm already at home
getting a nice bonus with my Friday paycheck
I make enough to not get trumpbucks :(((

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>>18444009
>>18444080
>New highs in the face of oncoming depression
This is how you know we are peak dead cat.

>> No.18444319

Where are the pump/dumps? Where are the MM's? Volume has been shit since last week.

>> No.18444321

>>18444255
/biz/ predicted green today and we got one of the 3 indices right looks like we'll get close for the other 2 as well.

>> No.18444320

>>18444300
the analyst that called it a well-revered guy

so might as well respect the call and then trade accordingly

>> No.18444323

>>18444263
Diarrhea is a coronavirus symptom.

>> No.18444324

>>18444257
>>18444230
>”faggy anime porn”
>on the board where half of the OP’s are trannies

>> No.18444325

JPM posting earnings tomorrow. Should be bad. Probs gonna pick up a couple put options honestly.

I think were all underestimating how fucking dumb these boomers are.

>> No.18444330

>>18444217
Cry more noOIL

>> No.18444331

BEARS BTFO

>> No.18444332

>>18443935
Buy now!! The Deatroyer of Sand People is only going to go up Up UP from here!

>> No.18444334

>>18444312
nah he fucked it up, there is a "bear" tag that he should have used

>>18444323
it was solid

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>>18444276
lmao, just hold it and write covered calls

>> No.18444340

>RTX is mooning

I'm fucking cooooooooming

>> No.18444344

JEROME KEEP

P
R
I
N
T
I
N
G

>> No.18444345

>>18444325
WHEN DO YOU LEARN
ALL THIS SHIT IS PRICED IN ALREADY
THIS IS NOT A MEME

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18444347

TO THE MOON

>> No.18444349

>>18444291
Start reading KJV bible. Stop jacking off. Stop giving the demons power over your life force. And yes, women are demons. They can sense when your life force is growing (not masterbating). It makes them sexually excited as their entire purpose is to sexually please men (waste their life force). When they come across a man not affected by their sexual characteristics, they know they have no power and will try to tempt said man into having sexual intercourse with them.

>> No.18444350

>>18444337
he said it was call

>> No.18444351

>>18444323
no it isn't

>> No.18444352

Can you even buy a single AMZN stock with the Trumpbux. This seems a bit extreme.

>> No.18444354

>>18444281
this "comfy" meme you guys have come up with is the most effeminate shit I have seen in a long time.

>> No.18444358

>>18444131
I thought there wasn't one scheduled today?

>> No.18444360

>>18444293
Repent kike

>> No.18444361

>>18444354
no where NEAR as close as faggot anime shit

>> No.18444364

>>18444350
im retarded :^)

>> No.18444366

>>18444301
Oil will for sure go to $15 unless something changes since the 10 mil bbl cut still leaves a big glut. Storage fills, and the train hits a wall. Don't expect to profit from it much though. The indexes are already in unlimited extra bigass contango.

>> No.18444367

I've seen this pattern before, dump incoming

>> No.18444370

>>18444354
ok zoomer

>> No.18444371
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AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE BEING ON THIS WILD RIDE

>> No.18444375
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18444375

BA is singlehandedly keeping my portfolio from being green right now

>> No.18444377

>>18444366
>Oil will for sure go to $15 unless something changes since the 10 mil bbl cut still leaves a big glut. Storage fills, and the train hits a wall.
yeah yeah, you guys never say when though

>> No.18444378

>>18444354
Fuck you kike boomer kys or go die of corona you fat yeast lard ball

>> No.18444381

>>18444358
did you ask your mate Bog for this info? there are always poomps scheduled

>> No.18444384

>>18444360
I am not jewish, but your digital monopoly money definitely is

>> No.18444387

anyone still holding USO?

>> No.18444389

>>18444375
Buy the dip, faggot.

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>>18444354
shut the fuck up.

>> No.18444391

GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG

>> No.18444392

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18444393

wtf was that?!

>> No.18444395

>>18444276
Pure FOMO. He panicked thinking the price was going to run away from him. You're better off with the cash so just wait and buy back in lower. Sell puts in the meantime

>> No.18444397

>>18444358
It’s just algos pumping into end of day.
Happens often. Usual pattern is green open, dips throughout the day, then back to green into the close

>> No.18444401

SMOOTH SAILING

>> No.18444403
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18444403

You know it to be true.

>> No.18444404
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>>18444390
Comfy in SQQQ. Fuck this clownkike world

>> No.18444405
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18444410

>>18444349
I am KJV only
I'm also basically a sex offender

>> No.18444411

>>18444361
yeah alright. but anime was around before 4chan. some onions-faggots made the comfy meme and got all his onions friends exited about it since the last time I was on biz

>> No.18444412

Fuck jannies.

I've made threads with way less sexualized images and got warnings.

Fuck jannies in the ass

>> No.18444413

Golden Bull run commenced 5/1 when all bears get liquidated

>> No.18444414
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18444414

EASTER MIRACLE

NO SECOND BOTTOM

MOON MISSION STOCKS

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT

>> No.18444423

there it is bobos

>> No.18444424

AMD, what the fuck

>> No.18444425

BIG FAT DUMP

>> No.18444427

>>18444354

comfy guy is fucking years old you newfag

>> No.18444429

>>18444354
>this "comfy" meme you guys have come up with is the most effeminate shit I have seen in a long time.
he states, while posting on an image board for jacking off to foreign cartoon girls

>> No.18444434

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.18444435

OH

NO

JEROME

PLS

PLSSSSSSSS

>> No.18444436

THAT IS A LARGE RED CANDLE

>> No.18444438

>>18444410
Then you already know your fate

>> No.18444439
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18444439

>MSFT

>> No.18444441

>falling for a coof panic

>> No.18444443

>>18444404
>Comfy in SQQQ
I can't think of anything less comfy right now

>> No.18444444
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18444444

>>18444403
Zoom out nigger

>> No.18444445

wtf just ghappned

>> No.18444451
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18444451

Welp, the 3:50 futures imbalance finally swung the other way. Time for this shit to crash.

>> No.18444453
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18444453

>>18444354
>not being comfy

>> No.18444454

>>18444425
What the shit. This is inflation out the ass, one sell destroys 1%.

>> No.18444456

Jerome buy more RTX

>> No.18444459

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18444460

Close market dump here we gooooooo

>> No.18444461
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18444461

Snib this.

>> No.18444462

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.18444464

>>18444378
>>lard ball
I'm not the one sitting inside wrapped in a blanket all day

>>18444390
sorry your goal in life is to live like the antisocial couch pig of a single mom that raised you.

>> No.18444465
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18444465

>>18444354

>> No.18444466

>>18444414
big brain

>>18444444
big digits

>> No.18444467

OH FUCK THOSE DIGITS


WE'RE GOING DOWN

>> No.18444468

>>18444444
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUY BUY BUY BUY

ONCE IN A GENERATION OPPORTUNITY

>> No.18444471
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18444471

HOLY FUCK

>> No.18444470
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18444470

>he's been angry for years that he didn't have the means to invest in 2008/2009
>he planned to go "all in" on the next crash
>he missed out on the 2020 generational bottom

>> No.18444473
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18444473

VOLUME IS BACK BITCHES

>> No.18444474
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18444474

>>18444444

>>18444444
WOWW NICE QUADS ALSO
W
T
F
WAS THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.18444475

>>18444444
Wasted

>> No.18444477
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18444477

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18444478
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18444478

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.18444483
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>>18444404
>130 shares in, average price of 17.5
>bought 20 more at 15.5
>bought 50 more at 15.18

Hold me, half of my portfolio is in this thing. Literally the precise moment I bought those last 50 shares it has been rocketing straight up. Is this it. Is this God blessing me for being faithful and holding onto all my shorts and ETFS the entirety of last week and today?

>> No.18444485

Why are you guys freaking out? I've been pumping all day. AMD RYZEN THE FUCK UP

>> No.18444488

>>18444444
BASED

>> No.18444489

>>18444438
What's that

>> No.18444491
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>>18444300
I mean it's not completely redicc, there are some bullish things happening, but it just seems so boldfaced to me to encourage low information retirement account investors to buy while ignoring high near to medium term risk
also I wanted to shop clownpy into something and this was the potentially silliest thing I saw this morning

>> No.18444490
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>sorry your goal in life is to live like the antisocial couch pig of a single mom that raised you.

>> No.18444494

>>18444444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18444496

>buy stock
>crab all day
>ah yes pump
>niggers dump
fucking hell i absolutely hate niggers they're always fucking everything up

>> No.18444497

>>18444445
>>18444393
This article explains why at 3:50 these moves happen. Pretty interesting stuff desu

>https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/sp-futures-surge-20-points-one-tick-2bn-moc-buy-imbalance

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>>18444444
Bulls will get slaughtered you fat pigs

>> No.18444500

GREEN DILDOS PUMPING NOW

>> No.18444501

I AM FINANCIALLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18444502

What in the god damn fuck is going on? Am I looking at the DOW or BitcoinPlatinumDXXV?

>> No.18444503

>>18444349
Based

>> No.18444507

ICD

ICD
ICD

ICD

>> No.18444513

>>18444498
ROFL

we going back to work

we going to re open

we going to stop coughing on each other and wash our hands

It's over

>> No.18444515

444444
444
4444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18444489
>>18444444
>>18444414

>> No.18444517

>>18444160
Many crytos have clear like connections. Lol at link and their whore based in telaviv

>> No.18444519

>>18444502
Fuck off cryptard

>> No.18444522

I'm slowly building my portfolio during this time. I hope it pays off in the long run. I have no knowledge to day trade or delve into options I just want to invest in dividend paying stocks and hopefully earn some nice pocket change every month. Since you guys are a lot more educated than I am at this should I invest in at & t or wait a little longer? Thank you for your time.

>> No.18444523

>>18444464
I’m at work faggot. It’s just a meme. Do you have trouble with reality schizo kike?

>> No.18444529

CLOSE

THE

MARKET

FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>18444478
>jerome, angered that his afternoon nappies with his 5 year old sex slave is being interrupted, is forced to roll over on the cum-stained bed and hit the emergency "buy everything" button

>> No.18444531

>>18444349
Yeah, I'm thinkin this is based.

>> No.18444532

>>18444444
>-37% not the bottom
It won't go below that.

>> No.18444533

SAME THING WILL HAPPEN TO OIL IN ANY MOMENT NOW

GET OUT

>> No.18444534

how can I long the USD

>> No.18444536

>SPY creeps up on baby volume
WHERE ARE THE BIG PLAYERS, DON'T LET THE CRABS WIN

>> No.18444539

LOOK AT GOOG


LOOK AT GOOG


LOOK AT GOOG


LOOK AT GOOG


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


GREEN

FAt

DILDOS

>> No.18444540

>>18444345
Do you not realize that nobody gives a fuck about what that number is? PE ratios are through the fucking roof. If anybody cared about earning in the bloated market, we'd have been in a recession 4 years ago.

Its the news. When people hear the bad numbers, they'll sell. And ill dump my put contracts at the bottom of a nice red wick.

>> No.18444541
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18444541

SQQQ BROS REPORT IN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18444543

>>18444470
Bobos will never forgive themselves. Eternally generationally btfo for all time. And they did it to themselves

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18444544

>AMD right now

>> No.18444549

>>18444497
what the fuck is that website

>> No.18444552

This is madness. This market is completely fucked and divorced from reality. Businesses around the world are closing, most people aren't working earning reports will be grim and it still manages to pump.

>> No.18444553

>>18444530
how dare you
Jerome is pure and principled

>> No.18444554

>>18444483
I hold 179. I was part of the crew that painted the $30 bull flag. I averaged down when it went to 18-16s.

>> No.18444558
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18444558

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18444559

Jerome just bought SQQQ

>> No.18444560

JEROME

WHERE ARE YOU JEROME

JEROME PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON

>> No.18444563

Just lost $5,000 in seconds I am financially ruined!

>> No.18444565
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>>18444491
I spy someone absafuckinglutely based!

>> No.18444569
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18444569

>>18444544
>MRNA

>> No.18444571

>>18444541
my president

>> No.18444570

MNUCHIN

DEPLOY THE PPT

STOP ALL RED DAYS

>> No.18444572

>>18444552

Stranger to consider the fact that we would have probably seen a hysterical dump to -70% right out the gate without circuit breakers + Fed manipulation.

>> No.18444573

are you guys glad you picked up TSLA at $450 or less?

>> No.18444574

>dow drops $50
>IT'S OVER

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>>18444507
I took anons advice earlier and bought in. Not much, but I bought in. What in the unholy fuck is going on here, I am making enough money off it to deeply regret not dumping a crap ton more shares into it. This can't be right, I am going to take same anon's advice and sell it off tomorrow. I am sorry for complaining about your advice when it went back down to 9 dollars, I thank you deeply random ICD anon. You are awesome.

>>18444554
good luck my friend.

>> No.18444578

>>18444552
If you ever thought the market reflected reality you were never meant to be a trader, faggot.

https://youtu.be/-5OeVSiisLU

>> No.18444579

Blumpf better give a fucking press conference where he says oil cures corona

>> No.18444581

>>18444490
imagine being this worthless of a specimen

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Crypto is just to volatile for me man

>> No.18444587

>>18444552
huh.. maybe that's why it dropped 35%, not sure though. almost as if the market has the ability to look beyond today.. sort of like psychic powers, that maybe the world won't end... i'm going to have to think about this very deeply, your high IQ post has activated my almonds

>> No.18444590

FUCK WE'RE GOING DOWN

JEROME GET TF IN HERE

>> No.18444595
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18444595

>>18444541
REEEEE TAKE MY ENERGY SQQQ

>> No.18444597

>>18444552

problem with this "logic" is that before everything closed the market crashed. you could say it's already priced in.

us bulls are gonna squeeze your nuts until they pop.

>> No.18444601

goog turned on the boosters

>> No.18444602

TESLA ALMOST UP 15%.
NO EARNINGS, BUT THE PRICE IS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.

>> No.18444603
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18444603

>bank earnings this week
>Trump to state when the fed government is officially planning to reopen business

Big things this week.

>> No.18444605

Nothing is happening until bank earnings come out.

>> No.18444606

THE PUMP IS HERE

>> No.18444607

>>18444541

are you idiots really still on that? that was good a few weeks ago but god damn what are you doing

>> No.18444611
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18444611

ITT WE POST TODAYS GAINS

>> No.18444618

And there we have it bois TSLA up +13.5% today
GET FUCKED NIGGERS WHO DOUBTED

>> No.18444620

>>18444444
checked

>> No.18444622

Wa La

>> No.18444621

>>18444607
>he asks “what are you doing” as he r3ddit spaces on 4chan

>> No.18444623

WTF WHAT WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18444625
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18444625

DING DING HOW DID EVERYONE DO???

>> No.18444624

FUCK CRABS

>> No.18444629

>>18444602
im so glad i got a share last week, wish i would have gone all in my poorfag stcak with 10 shares

>> No.18444630

I'm gonna c
I'm gonna c
I'm gonna

CAPITULAAAAATE

>> No.18444631

>>18444017
>>18444017
>>18444017

>> No.18444638

>>18444625
+1%

>> No.18444643
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18444643

Still not as volatile as the 1,000 point drops from two weeks ago.

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18444644

>>18444625
meh

>> No.18444645

>>18444630
were you a bull or a bear before you capitulated??

>> No.18444647

what the fuck was that dump and why nothing has followed it?

>> No.18444648

>>18444625
+6%

>> No.18444650

Fuck this nigger AMD

>> No.18444652

>>18444618
We must be reaching peak euphoria again, all these very expensive stocks reaching ATHs. Everyone's Trumpbux must have gone into stocks and not the cheap diverse ones, no straight into the meme ones.

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18444657

>bought a SPY put during the last minute of the session
I'm sorry bulls but this has gone too far, this is just ridiculous at this point.

>> No.18444660

Just sold my tesla at 30% profit, what do I buy with it? or do I wait for bears to be done?

>> No.18444661

>>18444645
I bought halliburton calls

>> No.18444662

>>18444625
+$26.29 (+35.26%) Today
+$0.68 (+0.68%) After Hours

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>>18444554
Umm, guys, MarketWatch says the rally's over.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-force-thats-propelled-the-stock-market-rally-will-exhaust-itself-this-week-2020-04-13

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>>18444625

>> No.18444669
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>>18444625
Another glorious day of SOXL share buying and SOXL put selling. My shares go up I make money, every small dip I sell some puts so my paypigs stay entertained. 2.61% works for me

>> No.18444672

>>18444657
[x] cope
[ ] no cope

>> No.18444674

>>18444625
-.2% Its fucking over bros I am financially ruined

>> No.18444675
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18444675

I AM FINANCIALLY UNCHANGED

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>>18444650
>I sold my AMD a week ago to get in on the oil cheapies because oil was gonna moon according to /biz/
YOU FUCKING LIARS

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>>18444625
+6.4%. Feeling good even as I watch my SQQQ suffer harder and harder. My only loser, and by golly what a loser it is. If it moons tomorrow though I am going to be ecstatic. Don't let your memes be dreams baby, doubled down at 15.18 and time to reclaim all the losses it has handed me. Here's to a biblical crash all week long.

>> No.18444682

SNIPPITY SNAB SHOW ME THE CRAB!

>> No.18444685
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18444685

Lfmao remember when this graph came out and /biz/ was telling how bullshit it is?

Well looks like budget deficit is going to be:
> 1.5 trillion without corona
> + 2.2 trillion stimulus package
> + 2 trillion infra bill / covering state deficits
Making the debt to gdp 134%. Same as Italy in 2018... And that's without gdp contraction. With gdp contraction probably ~160%.

You do realize tax increases are a necessity, right?

>> No.18444686

>>18444541
What are chart are you looking at? We are pumping.

>> No.18444689

>>18444660
You might be better off in cash.

>> No.18444691

>>18444657
>he still hasnt learned his lesson

good luck betting against the central bank of the USA

>> No.18444693

I went up almost 100 dollars today on this holiest of crab days

>> No.18444694
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.07%, great day! Fully exited gold for big profit, feels a little early considering continuing bullish bets I'm seeing but I don't like that it's over the monthly bolly. GEO big green, QYLD, FDN, SVXY all green, bowling ball doing good too.
Interesting enough day with ess and pee price action, looks like we filled tha gap from Friday then just bounced up and down across short term point of control on volume profile before end pump. Continue to be unsure of where we're going.
Threw out VXX butterfree, tried to do a second more aggressive one in case of incoming vol but they wouldn't fill. Prices on them seem too good to be true, kind of makes me wonder if something might be brewing there, sure hope not.

>> No.18444696

>>18444667
>nigam arora
Are there any conservative leaning market analysis sites out there? Tired of mystery meat telling me when to sell.

>> No.18444697

>>18444667
its over Wednesday when quarterly's come out

>> No.18444698

>>18444652

Tesla $655 after hours. I think there is truth in this.

>> No.18444700

>>18444694
Up 2.61% on SOXL. You got scooped btw

>> No.18444704

>>18444660
more TSLA so you can lock in another 30% tomorrow. TSLA is going $800 end of week

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18444709

>ctrl + f for 'sava'
>no results

>> No.18444710

>>18444669
Buying SOXS on this comfy dip~

>> No.18444711

>>18444694
Up 20 bucks thanks to a late amzn add

>> No.18444719

>>18444696

You can find lots of based independent analysis on SeekingAlpha. These full time journalists are hacks who have no idea what they're saying.

>> No.18444720

>>18444325
Why would JPMs earnings be bad? Most people are still paying their mortgage. The only people who are unemployed are those not working in offices, so people who don't have expensive loans.

>> No.18444721

>>18444667
Comfy.

>> No.18444723

>>18444625
The essemgee I know would always choose the $5 margarita over your dumb spinny games! Get outta here!

>> No.18444724

>>18444652
Tomorrow we open at 670

>> No.18444726

Down to my last 50 dollars of the 2k that I invested. I've capitulated and bought a cheapish April 27 300c. Fuck it sorry bros but tomorrow is going to be a circuit breaker.

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>>18444694
up half a percentile

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18444728

It was a good day. Have this, fags

>> No.18444733

>>18444724
I cant wait for another chance to short your shitty meme stock.

>> No.18444734
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18444734

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I played Dark Souls 3 all morning in my pajamas and talked to an old friend on skype.

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>>18444444
>SPY TO $44 CONFIRMED
SELL EVERYTHING!!

>> No.18444738

>>18444728
thats a female

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>>18444694
Down 1.6%, probably related to the fact that 50% of my portfolio is RTX. Sold some CloudFlare at a tidy profit to buy more RTX. Also bought some Air Canada on the logic that they just announced flights are cancelled until June, so the shutdown should be fully priced in.

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>>18444728
>3dpd

>> No.18444749

>Sold a covered call on NET stock
>Bought at 21, strike at 25
>Call is about to expire just under the strike on Thursday
>I still profit from the sale alone
>If it doesn't tap strike it may continue going up after strike
So this is the true power of the covered call.

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18444750

>>18444728

>> No.18444752
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>>18444728
oh fuck

>> No.18444753

>>18443883
>Red day
>STILL lose money on sqqq because of NASDAQ

Just fuck my shit up. I'm sick and tired of holding. About to cut my losses because it only keep going lower and lower every fucking day

>> No.18444755

>>18444694
Bit more than 1%. Fucked a trade up really bad, if I hadn't taken it at all I would be >5% up. That said I got a chicken dinner for the deal, so tomorrow's already looking good.

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>>18444694
lame day overall

>> No.18444759

>>18444669
literally just NVDA carrying the rest of the fund, might as well go into that

>> No.18444761

>>18444694
sideways

>exit gold at these prices

>> No.18444767

>>18444743
What's your portfolio look like, anon?

>> No.18444774

>>18443985
>Should all sex offenders kill themselves?
Fun fact: You're not called a sex offender if you rape your fellow inmates in the ass at prison.

>> No.18444775

I lost over 5 and a half percent today. It's fucking over. All my hopes and dreams are gone. It's fucking over.

>> No.18444778

>>18444720
guidance may actually be more important than Q1 earnings, as is often the case

>>18444719
literally any jerkoff can post on SA though? So if it ain't someone I already know and like, fuck it.

>> No.18444779

>>18444747
got more of your pic related?

>> No.18444780

>>18444753
ya i've lost like 40% in the past week cus of this shitter. can't even just hold it long term either. never buying a leveraged etf again

>> No.18444781

is it too late to go in on tesla?

>> No.18444782

>>18444710
If you're going to throw your money away on semis just buy my puts bro. That way we're both happy

>> No.18444787

>>18444667
True. All the short sellers have necked themselves by this point, and soon enough every company will have to declare that the emperor is in fact not wearing clothes.

>>18444753
That is, by design, what leveraged and inverse etfs do. How do you still not understand what the fuck you even bought. We've been telling your stupid ass for weeks.

>> No.18444788

>>18444685
>You do realize tax increases are a necessity, right?
Fuck you, its not my debt and im not paying for it

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>>18444767
The 0.44 BIPC shares is a bug

>> No.18444791

>>18444728
ugh

quality content

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thread is moving so fast no one will know i love black girls

>> No.18444796

GEO's dividend is 48 cents per share, what the fuck?

>> No.18444799

>>18444753
why would you bet against the chink side of technology when they are on the recovery phase

>> No.18444801

>>18444775
see you tomorrow for another epic gambling day

>> No.18444806

new

>>18444805
>>18444805
>>18444805

>>18444805
>>18444805
>>18444805


new

>> No.18444807

>>18444679
AMD stock makes me horny and I wanna sell calls and puts on it every month, but don't have enough money yet.

>> No.18444808

>>18444781
Probably. AMZN's ATH will make the rounds today.

>> No.18444809

>>18444781
nah it's gonna pump tomorrow as well but probably not retard strength again

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>>18444727
ratty I need your opine on the JPM earnings
>>18444761
I know I know, I think golds in for a great year. I am sworn to the bollinger though, and gold in in violation of protocol 1.

>> No.18444814

>>18444799
"when they are on the recovery phase"
>he believes chink lies

>> No.18444819

>>18444781
Plenty of gains in between here and the moon.

>> No.18444822

>>18444753
I feel you vro. Currently on suicide watch. My TQQQ puts expire on Friday. Im losing all hope

>> No.18444827

>>18444775
what did you do....

>>18444774
what do they call you?

>> No.18444829

>>18444753
Sqqq is long term. What happens when big names like Obama get indicted? Investors lose confidence .. it’s bigger than just corona

>> No.18444832

>>18444779
Here is the full:
http://imgur.com/a/9cvIpR7

>> No.18444833

>>18444753
>Buying raw unadulterated jew math ETFs

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>>18444611

>> No.18444847

>>18444837
i'm sorry

>> No.18444861

>>18444781
why didnt you buy this morning when i shilled it in the thread right before market open

>> No.18444868

>>18444781
I sold my tesla today at a nice 30% gain

>> No.18444880

>>18444809
the pump today will make the news and tomorrow will be all the FOMO soibois and retail investors who pump it up to $700

>> No.18444891

>>18444832
thanks man. where is this from?

>> No.18444908

>>18444790
also Wealthsimple thinks my average price for RTX is $83, but I calculated it myself at $57. Buggy little app.

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>>18444694
down .25%. Wish I bought ATVI at open and waited to buy RTX instead of vice versa, but happy to be holding them anyways now.

>> No.18445007

>>18444796
Check out ET

>> No.18445036

>>18444980
>happy to be holding
anon youre never gonna make it