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>> No.18442837

>>18442813
I can see part of her areola. You're fucking finished, kid

>> No.18442856
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Who /RTX/ here?

>> No.18442859
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>>18442813
OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18442863
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>>18442808
It spreads like wildfire in hive cities with public transport. Outside New York, Americans live in McMansions with private cars.

Also, nth for RTX, nth for fuck Israel (but they're free to buy our missiles)

>> No.18442871

Buying some Carnival, HAL and American Airlines. Balls out

>> No.18442894

>>18442813
Yu-uuuuuuumm-yyyyyyyyy!
Now that’s a fuck piggy

>> No.18442896

>>18442856
>>18442863


Stop shilling RTX you link faggots. We all have a little just seriously stfu.

>> No.18442899
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18442899

CRASH SPY YOU MOTHERFUCK

>> No.18442900

>>18442813
Based
>>18442859
Disgusting vore

>> No.18442908

>>18442871
Better be prepared to leave those balls hanging out 6 months minimum.

>> No.18442918

alright what earning plays we doing. JPM is reporting tomorrow, LVS later on weds, and one of my favorites ISRG on thurs. Lets get wealthy

>> No.18442920
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18442920

>REFR

TO

THE

MOOOOOON

>> No.18442925

>>18442894
That's a man

>> No.18442934

>>18442920
It's dropping you fucking retard.

>> No.18442942

I don't know whether I should wait until tomorrow to grab some IYR puts or not. People are going to start dumping commercial and residential REITs once JPM and WFC release their earnings and say that mortgages are shit.

>> No.18442946

Posting here as well since Canadian thread seems to be dead... I bought about $25,000 of ACB with an average price of roughly $9. I'm down over $20,000. Should I hold and pray for the eventual recovery or just sell them now before it goes to zero? Can ACB really go to 0? I thought they are one of the biggest marijuana companies in world? Won't weed usage increase with the lockdown? I'm hoping a big Q2 because of virus will launch us into profitability and back to $10/share.

>> No.18442947

>>18442918
>LVS
short that to the ground, bro

>> No.18442948

>>18442894
I can't tell which is worse, the vore, the fact you think it's fattyporn, or the fact you like landwhales

absolutely abhorrent taste, I bet you own boeing stock

>> No.18442957
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18442957

GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO BUY

>> No.18442958
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18442958

Based TSX. We're going to the moon in couple of weeks.

>> No.18442959
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18442959

No, NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18442960
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18442960

I'm about to smoke a fat bowl.

>> No.18442965
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18442965

What are the chances TVIX goes back up to 900?

>> No.18442969

Next stop on the JNUG Express: $125
ETA: August 2020

>> No.18442972
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What the fuck are bonds and why does my boomer dad keep talking about them?

>> No.18442973
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>>18442934
That's means more cheapies

>> No.18442978
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>>18442946
>$25,000 on weed stocks
>bought at the top

>> No.18442981

>>18442957
could go under

>> No.18442982
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>>18442934

I'm all green

>> No.18442984

>>18442946
terrible bait m8

>> No.18442986

>>18442965
0.0001

>> No.18442994

>>18442946
Never invest while high bro

>> No.18443000
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I HAVE A CRUSH ON A CUTE COWORKER THAT ALWAYS FLIRTS WITH ME BUT SHES MARRIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18443002

>4chan stocks
RTX
TSLA
SPY

>Reddit stocks
CCL
SQQQ
any pharmaceutical stock

Add more to the list

>> No.18443006

>>18442813
I want to make a girl pregnant

>> No.18443007

Why are TSLA options so expensive

>> No.18443008

>>18442959
It's back to where I bought them at. What, did you buy at the top?

>> No.18443009

>>18443002
TSLA is the epitome of a Reddit stock you fucking idiot

>> No.18443015

>>18442978
>falling for weak bait

>> No.18443016

>>18443002
How is sqqq Reddit

>> No.18443018

>>18442959
>KO is below 50
My God.

>> No.18443020

>>18443002
TSLA to Reddit, SPY to boomers, SOXL, NET and BAM to 4chan

>> No.18443021

>>18443000
Just because she speaks with you doesn't mean she is flirting anon.

>> No.18443022
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>>18443002
>>4chan stocks
Add AAL and JBLU to that list because I'm all in.
I can already taste the +300% 2 years from now.

>> No.18443025
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18443025

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO JNUG

>> No.18443026

>>18443000
just ask her out pussy

>> No.18443027

>>18442957
Dude...
Please tell me why to buy?
Go buy some oil company with low debt instead? There are few.

>> No.18443034

Oil just dumped. All major indexes up over oil crash and burning.

>> No.18443033

>>18443000
that's not flirting you virgin, get a grip.

>> No.18443036
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18443036

who /buying/ here?

>> No.18443040
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>>18443002
>>18443009

>> No.18443043
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>>18442957

>> No.18443052

>>18443000
Just because a woman isn't running away from your bad smell, doesn't mean she's flirting with you.

>> No.18443055

>>18442813
>cutesexyrobutt
https://e-hentai.org/g/1500337/4ee64deed7/?p=1

>> No.18443060

>>18443015
He also asked this in the Canadian /smg/ so I think he's legit and just a massive retard

>>18443036
I bought more RTX at $60.82

>> No.18443061

>>18442946
Hi guys any opinion on Aurora Cannabis, about to go for a reverse 12-1 stock split. I have close to a thousand shares, should I hold on or dump it.

>> No.18443064

>>18442946
Weed does seem to be at least a safe haven for now, that might give them above average chances of getting enough loans to survive.

>> No.18443066

>>18442813
Why are you degrading the general with OPs like this?

>> No.18443067
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18443067

What a boring day it has been. Almost feels like it's time to go back to crypto

>> No.18443069

>>18442969
How is the ER on that?

>> No.18443070

>>18443002
4chan Meme Trifecta: BAM, NET, RTX.

>> No.18443072

>>18443026
ask another guys wife out is pretty trashy

>> No.18443073

i'm green and feel like just selling everythign

>> No.18443077

>>18443036
I bought PPL on TSX.

>> No.18443080

any chance of orange man doing press conference today. need him to pump up oil before EOD

>> No.18443081
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18443081

>>18443027
what companies???

>> No.18443086

New england virus cartel created.

>> No.18443090

>>18443080
Orange man no cut = sub 20 by Friday

>> No.18443093

>>18443008
I don't own any KO at all but I can't stand to see such an American institution suffer so

>> No.18443094

>>18443080
It's very likely there will be one today. He's going to blackpill America about the WHO and Chyna.

>> No.18443096

>>18443069
Visionary CEO, strong Board, solid fundamentals, massively positive public profile. We /moon/ soon

>> No.18443097

>>18443000
Even if you aren't delusional and she is flirting it's possible that she's just a flirt. Don't shit where you eat in any case.

>> No.18443100

>>18442948
That’s preggo porn, not fatty porn. Preggo porn is patrician.

>> No.18443105
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>>18443002
Have you been here for like a week?
Biopharma penny stocks and SOXL are the most shilled things here under normal conditions.
TSLA is as reddit as you can get

>> No.18443115
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18443115

Is dewfren okay? I haven't seen him lately.

>> No.18443116
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18443116

>>18443055
>e-hentai
Can't into panda lmao

>> No.18443118

Anyone holding WORX?

>> No.18443127

>>18443100
Anon didn't say it was fat porn. He's complaining to the other anon calling it fat porn.

>> No.18443128
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18443128

>>18443000
>virgins actually think this way

>> No.18443133

>>18442856
+

>>18443070
NET has meme magic? Seems pretty plebbit to me tbqh

>> No.18443134

>>18443096
Lol what it's a leveraged ETF

>> No.18443135

is the market gonna dump tomorrow after this rally?

>> No.18443138

>that absolutely biblical brent futures dump just now
something is about to explode

>> No.18443139

>>18443115
disgusting plastic insects

>> No.18443142

>>18442972
An IOU given to you by a bank or corporation who needs cash right now. It has a fixed expiry date at which point it will pay out a certain amount of interest. During the time of the boomers, interest rates on bonds were really high, whereas they are nonexistent nowadays and thus bonds are worthless, except if you boomer long and realize the market is crashing and would rather get >0% than <0% but don't want to have to trade to profit off the increased volatility.

>> No.18443146
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18443146

Why isn't my TDA auto deposit going through today??

>> No.18443147

>>18443072
just ask her pussy out

>> No.18443150

who /JNUG/ here

>> No.18443153

>>18443135
>after this rally?
What rally?
The markets already dumped early today and we might see another dump EOD.

>> No.18443154

reminder ETFs are great because you just have to read the prospectus

DD is easy

>> No.18443157

damn, Macron just announced the end of globalization live on tv!

>> No.18443168
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18443168

Any opinions other than that I should dilate or kill myself?

This is the first time I ever got into stocks and I'm just planning to toss in maybe 2-3k more and then ignore my positions for several years. Any glaring flaws?

>> No.18443174
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>le old support becomes le new resistance
I fucking hate this shit.

>> No.18443175

>>18443000
Is she French? French people always do this. It's rude to imply you wouldn't have an affair with them so you pretend you would, but shouldn't because of the circumstances, to make them happy.

>> No.18443178

>>18443115
built for handholding, marriage and white guys

>> No.18443180

>>18443150
IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.18443184

haha wtf is going on with the stocks?

>> No.18443186

>>18443118
why did nobody shill this I thought we had all the insiders here on /smg/

>> No.18443189

>>18443096
Expense Ratio: 1.12
Management Fee: .75

Way higher that other etf though. Will watch it though.

>> No.18443191

>>18443168
share excel sheet? or if you have a google sheets thats better.

>> No.18443190

>>18443168
based gambler

>> No.18443193

>>18443157
Kek. Next you'll say he's going to kick out all the niggers.

>> No.18443194

>>18443175

Why is their culture so terrible

>> No.18443197
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>>18443093
I bought 100 shares of KO today and immediately sold a $50 call. I’m down on the stock but up on my option.

Also harvested $100 of premium off my $4 F puts. #Thetagang

>> No.18443199

>>18443157
let me guess, now that globalization is over they need more 'doctors, engineers, and scientists' imported than ever before

>> No.18443200

>>18443168
You look to be quite heavy on oil and gas and things dependent on it like air and travel. Diversify with tech stocks. Intel is my hold stock. They have good dividends and consistent performance.

>> No.18443203

what website do you guys use to monitor charts?

I'm a pleb and just using marketwatch

>> No.18443206

>>18443150
REEE I got kiked out of day trading today because I thought Friday would still count for cash settlement even if the markets weren't open and I usually keep an eye on JNUG REEE

>> No.18443209

Bought IVR $3 4/17 calls when it was at $3.96
I plan to exercise these bad boys if it gets that low.

>> No.18443218
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>>18442947
Why? It's a good company. Sure it will fall, but everyone knows casinos won't disappear.

Still shorting it a bit either way, but I got so many damn shorts as it is. This can get bad if market goes green tomorrow or Wednesday. I will keep the additions small, very small. JPM and LVS and WFC are all going down this week.

>>18443138
Where do you find futures during market hours? I been hearing people talk about them over and over, how do I find? Are things going this badly everywhere for real? Are we going to make it fellow bobo? What is dying and how do we make money off it?

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>>18443115
100% plastic. Nice shaved jaws. Funny that they are born with manlier jaws than those who have fetishes for them.

>> No.18443223

>>18442813
Can you please refrain from posting such lewd medias
Thanks

>> No.18443225
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>>18443139
They are cute

>>18443178
Based

>> No.18443224

>>18443190

I went in heavy on CCL, idk how to feel about the Saudi's buying over 8% of the shares though. What's the biggest gambling red flag you see?

>> No.18443227

>>18443203
I don't use any websites, apps, anything
if it doesn't pop into this thread, then it's probably a non-factor overall

>> No.18443228
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SPY JUST GO DOWN YOU CRAB FAGGOT

>> No.18443245

>>18443200

Will do, thanks

>> No.18443246
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>>18443222
Not everyone has plastic surgery.

>> No.18443251
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>>18443115
>OMG ASIAN WOMEN

>> No.18443254
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>>18443228
U N L I M I T E D P R I N T W O R K S

>> No.18443263
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18443263

biblical battle

>> No.18443262

>>18443225
Banging asians is acceptable, having hapa sons is not.

>> No.18443279

TDA GIVE ME MY MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18443283
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>>18443225
lmao highest surgery rates in the world. Even their men.

>> No.18443288

>>18443218
futures are always open mate
you can see them on investing.com or tradingview

>> No.18443302

>>18443283
Their neck and shoulders don't even match.

>> No.18443314
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18443314

'Sup my bearfag pay pigs. I know you sluts like it, that's why I do it. See you at expiry.. haHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHha ha

>> No.18443321

>>18443283
God, I want to get some homely girl and bimbo her out so bad. Would be cheaper than the project car I wanted to do tbqh.

>> No.18443325

>https://streamable.com/devs5k

Are the /biz/ mods really like this?

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>>18443262
Is it okay if it's a daughter? Then I could play with her just like my favorite Father-Daughter duo plays around.

>> No.18443333

>>18443314
don't get too cocky...

>> No.18443334

Volume on SPY just totally died. The last 45 minutes of today are going to be crazy.

>> No.18443336

>>18443000
A married woman flirting with you is mostly about her and almost nothing to do with you. A woman's sense of self-worth is usually tied to her perception of how desirable she is. She's just seeking validation, and you just happen to be there. Get a grip, nothing's going to happen.

>> No.18443348

>>18443283
It's better than fat acceptance and shit like that at least.

>> No.18443353

Watching KO take a nosedive right now is awfully tempting. My Trump bucks just hit my account this morning. Paid my car off, so so I've got 800 bucks left to splurge. Do I wait, or go in now?

>> No.18443358

>>18443314
how do i get into the business of pimping out slutty option paypigs? sounds lucrative

>> No.18443361

redpill me on BAM

>> No.18443362

>>18443353
>Do I wait, or go in now?

NET

>> No.18443367

>>18443314
Based premium farmer. No such thing as bulls or bears, just pigs that pay me to enable their degenerate gambling addiction.

>> No.18443369

fucking hell tesla is going to reach +13% today

>> No.18443370

>>18443334
Same shit every day for weeks, no volume during the day, only the beginning, last 15 minutes, and pre/post market matter anymore. GAMBLE OVERNIGHT GOY

>> No.18443374

nasdaq going green, fngu fucking mooning thanks to tesla.

>> No.18443386

>tfw bought MRNA at $20 because I thought the name sounded like mRNA which is neat
am I a genius or a retard

>> No.18443387

NO NO MY HECKIN P/E RATIO NO NONO!!!

>> No.18443390

>>18443333
Omfg quads,op confirmed got too cocky

>> No.18443394
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>>18443246
>>18443225
>>18443115
I
DESERVE
AN
ASIAN
GF
I
FUCKING
EARNED
IT

>> No.18443397

>>18443326
>implying incest and pedophilia is anywhere near okay
You gook lovers really are sick aren't you?

>> No.18443403

>>18442813
Why isn't sqqq going up?

>> No.18443406

NVDA BULLS REPORT IN

>> No.18443411

>>18443374
So it was like how the DOW was solely propped up by Boeing earlier this month?

>> No.18443412

>>18443386
I mean, it’s a good a move as any in this clown market

>> No.18443420

>Female CEOs Stocks
>first company is AMD
OH NOOOOO NONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.18443423

>>18443403
Because everyone is selling it most likely

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18443425

>>18443394
>pan face
>no tits
>OMGG SHES PERFECT

>> No.18443428

>>18443394
So go out and get one... what's the problem here?

>> No.18443429

>>18443420
>>18443420
>>18443420
She's actually very qualified.

>> No.18443433

>>18443403
tsla is mooning, nasdaq is outperforming

>> No.18443436

>>18443361
https://www.brookfield.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmt1Li1Rnes
All you need

>> No.18443441

I'm bored af inside my apartment.

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>>18443288
Thank you for bringing this to my awareness. Wtf NASDAQ, go down too please. I am dying inside watching my SQQQ, I swear to everything I will dump this bitch at 16, so just go back up for EOD dump please please. I will never touch you again, fucking free falling during a red day. fuck.

>>18443403
Because NASDAQ is flying up because Netflix, Zoom, AMD, Amazon (I think it is on there), Tesla, these are all flying high today. Look at Netflix, LOOK AT IT.

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>>18443397
>incest and pedophilia
No such thing. Just a family having fun.

>> No.18443453

>>18443394
She's 60% plastic, heavily made up, and not even hot. Imagine what she looks like with a hangover and no stylist around. Get a fucking grip dude.

>> No.18443456

>>18443362
Already kinda surged today. Redpill me on this IPO?

>> No.18443457

>>18443420
Su is one of the few exceptions that defies the norm.

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>>18443449

is that her dad

>> No.18443466

>>18442856
>RTN
Soul

>RTX
Soulless

>> No.18443469

>>18443441
Take some time and cook/bake something extravagant - helps break up the day a bit.

>> No.18443473
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>>18443428
He's a soiboi that whiteknights fake yellows

>> No.18443474

>>18443449
what am i looking at here?

>> No.18443478

>>18443436
You're hilarious, shill-chan.

>> No.18443483

>>18443449
based yellowfever fag

>> No.18443493

Something tells me everyone holding tech through this earnings is going to get paid.

>> No.18443494

>>18443441
how about cooming

>> No.18443496

last hour will be bear slaughter

>> No.18443504

>>18443007
huge volatility

>> No.18443505

>>18443474
white person in asia

>> No.18443506

wish /pol/fags would leave /smg/

>> No.18443509

>>18443194
Us nordics literally fuck as a greeting, before we know the other person's name. Can't be worse than us.

>> No.18443516

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

>> No.18443518

give me one reason NOT to buy ATVI at it's daily high

>> No.18443520

>>18443496
I have some doubts.

>> No.18443535

SELL ALL OIL RIGHT NOW

>> No.18443540

This fucking crab needs to be destroyed.

>> No.18443541

>>18442856
>lets shill chyna shit so our defense stocks go up.

Just sell.

>> No.18443543
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>>18443168
High risk/medium reward. Nothing wrong with being aggressive with oil/energy stock but you're pretty vulnerable (bear in mind oil market forces aren't just economic, they're political/geostrategic). In RPG terms that's a glass cannon build.

>> No.18443549

>>18443535
why

>> No.18443550

>>18443516
market has an hour left, it will probably snap up another 100 points

>> No.18443554

>>18443314
Are you selling uncovered puts?

>> No.18443556

>>18443436
>canada

nevermind i only invest in american companies

>> No.18443560
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>Crude oil down 3%
>MRO static price
....what....how?

>> No.18443562
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>>18443493
I want to put down 1k to tech stocks. Which ones should I pump into? I want AMD, but it scares me how it keeps going up even on bad days like today.

>> No.18443563

>>18443549
>>18443535
Because he wants to buy cheapies.


Sorry fren, its too late you should have bought oil earlier.

>> No.18443564

Do all of you have autism?

>> No.18443565

>>18443535
HOLY FUCK ITS NOT A DRILL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18443566

>>18443535
Sell it specifically to me

>> No.18443579

>>18443420
Mommy Su is single handedly saving the CPU industry. Don't talk shit.

>> No.18443580

>>18443506
Shut up, fag.

>> No.18443586

>>18443420
>putting asian women in the same group as affermitive action roasties

>> No.18443588

WHOEVER TOLD ME TO BUY RTX ON THURSDAY CAN FUCK OFF YOU COST ME 4 DOLLARS YOU FAGGOT

>> No.18443594
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18443594

Why aren't you trading in a rainforest, /smg/?

>> No.18443597

>>18443429
and yet still is in her position due to nepotism

>> No.18443604

>>18442920
Youve shilled refr for so long. Post your position.

>> No.18443605

>>18442813
You guys buying RCL?

>> No.18443608

>>18443564
>trying to trade without being autistic

NGMI

You have to be on the spectrum in order to have the required pattern recognition to trade successfully.

>> No.18443610

>>18443506
They're retarded and lose money which is fine by me.

>> No.18443611
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>>18443358
It's easy, they love it so much and it doesn't even matter how much money you have paypig bears just want an excuse to throw premium at you. Even 100 shares of shitty F gets you started. Since VIX is still in the 40s there's still good money to be made even deep out of the money. Just remember to give your paypigs some love with humiliating shitposts else they get bored and wander off for a new pimp or even worse start thinking about how much money they're spending on their "hobby". hahaha
>>18443554
No sir. Can't do that with Robinhood. I wouldn't take the chance anyway right now lest my girls stage some kind of coup and think they can run away from me. Have to keep your bobos firmly in hand with a good pimp slap ever so often and sometimes you gotta take some pain and pay up but if you read your paypigs' mood correctly that'll be rare

>> No.18443614
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>>18443449
>making your daughter blush with your daring lewdness
pretty based

>> No.18443619

>>18443605
If you mean buying puts then yes.

>> No.18443623

>>18443605
Yea but CCL is a better buy methink

>> No.18443624

>>18442957
Youre just that guy who keep harping on about that stock arent you.

You know what I think? Youre holding heavy bags and are ttying to trick others into pumping it so you can bail.

>> No.18443626

>>18443562
wait til after earnings

>> No.18443629

>>18443594
because I trade in the jungle

>> No.18443635

>>18443506
dilate, faggot. /biz/ and /smg/ has always been pol-tier.

>> No.18443636

>>18443588
dude chill, just wait a few days/a week

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>mfw im a stupid idiot asshole who's puts are on a nasdaq leveraged etf and not an sp500 one

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>>18443464
Yes

>>18443474
A father and daughter having fun playing around.

>> No.18443641

>>18443605
no fuck that shit. Cruise ships suck ass. Can't see they bouncing back as quick as oil or planes

>> No.18443642

>>18443506
Why don't 3D insectoid leave? Weekend /smg/ is far better.

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18443647

Keep dumpin JPM

>> No.18443648

WELL I REALLY HOPE TO SEE ANOTHER BOTTOM IN THE COMING MONTHS OR I WILL BE UPSET

>> No.18443649

>>18443594
Based, pacific northwest?

>> No.18443652

>>18442982
Post ur position, not a screenshot of its price otherwise Ill just believe ur a bagholder trying to trick scam others.

>> No.18443655

>>18443594
When you see it...

>> No.18443656
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SPY WON'T MOOOOOOVE

>> No.18443657

>>18443473
this meme unironically made me break up with my chinese gf that made $100k salary at oracle. she had nice tits but would call her family all the time and i cannot stand chink language in my house.

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>>18443564
Probably

>> No.18443664

muh SLB is eating a little shit right now but all the other energy stuff is holding oK

>> No.18443665

>>18443635
wrong.

>> No.18443671

>>18443614
I hope you continue not having sex and never have a child of your own anon.

>> No.18443672

yall think tomorrow is green cus i do

>> No.18443676

>>18443564
I wish. Then I would be able to get autismbux to buy this dip.

>> No.18443683

>>18443614
tfw your children look absolutely nothing like you

>> No.18443687

RTX has until friday to bounce back or my call expires worthless. Thinking that aint happening so I might fuck around and sell to close ;)

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>>18443608
this

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>>18443671
>have sex

>> No.18443700

>>18443657
>he wasn't man enough to forbid speaking non-English in the house
NGMI

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>>18443626
Won't it be too late? Tech stocks seem to of weathered the storm perfectly well, idk if this week will even affect them given the performance of the NASDAQ right now. Earnings for AMD probably rose during this climate. But also maybe the whole market falls when things hit the fan. Who knows. Shit is scary and all I am thinking of is how can I profit most and hedge best in this climate.

>> No.18443702
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18443702

Gold is money

>> No.18443705

>>18443611
do you sell short time to expiry then? is that what those little slut gamblers like?

>> No.18443719

>>18443683
They're cute and probably nice, so it's fine.

>> No.18443721

EOD pump or dump? we got ~30 minutes to place bets

>> No.18443722

>>18443700
I told her not to and she kept doing it so thats why I broke up with her.

>> No.18443725
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18443725

Boring day today
>>18443657
>WHAT MEAN?
Who put you into that situation?

>> No.18443726

>>18443721
mini pump. Nothing special.

>> No.18443730

>>18443002
SQQQ is not a stock, you retard.

>> No.18443732

>>18443721
wait till the wedge breaks, it's been holding like a bitch

>> No.18443734

>>18443721
Return to previous close.

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>>18443649
yep, proofs

>> No.18443736

>>18443189
Expense ratio is 0.89

>> No.18443742

>>18443702
Wow you have enough gold for a can of luxury soup

>> No.18443743

>>18443721
At this rate absolutely fucking nothing. Everything is dead today.

>> No.18443745

>>18443608
There is no pattern. If there was AI algorithms would have teased it out. People who outperform the market don't do it matching patterns.

>> No.18443747

we're crabbing hard

>> No.18443748

>>18443721
More green IDs than red in this thread says PUMP.

>> No.18443756

>>18443639
How much does a kpop gf cost?

>> No.18443757

>>18443702
YRI bros RISE UP

>> No.18443758

>>18443742
One step at a time

>> No.18443761

>>18443745
>he doesn't take random people in suits hostage for some insider info to trade on
ngmi senpai

>> No.18443762

>>18443705
Monthlies. Sell a monthly every week for that constant income stream. I usually aim for 3-6% on the cash covered position.

>> No.18443763
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AAAAAA I OVERSLEPT AGAIN
*sips*

>>18443701
AMD - LOVES to dip after earnings
I just dumped a lot of my AMAT, and all of my AMD and NVDA

>>18443336
>She's just seeking validation
This is likely, but some people just like to flirt. It is supposed to be fun, but it's also good practice.

>>18443055
oh my... I do like the way this guy draws muh Japanese cartoons. Nice Froppys and Hex Maniacs.

>> No.18443764

>>18443732
It already broke down but now wants to go back up again for some reason.

>> No.18443765

>>18443386
>mRNA
Isn't that why they picked that name and ticker?

20 is great. HODL till trials end.
Keep your eye on the other bios, Astra Zeneca, Inovio, Gilead.

>> No.18443766

>>18443735
lmao based

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>>18443683
>dude wearing bigass wrap around sunglasses
>durr they don't look like him

>> No.18443769

>>18443725
My cock chasing easy women did.

>> No.18443771

>>18443721

it will DUMP you FOOLS

>> No.18443776

>>18443748
unmatched decision making

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18443777

Fuck oil.
Like seriously.
Never touching this stupid black shit again with an outlook anything less than 6 months.

>> No.18443779

>>18443642
>/smg/ is better when the markets are closed and shitposting reigns
heh

>> No.18443785

>>18443777
Lmao bullish af

>> No.18443789

>>18443648
We are on the road of 30% unemployment, the market needs some time to readjust itself.

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>>18443262
dilate lol

>> No.18443792

Attention:

We will continue to crab until close and nothing of note will happen.

Thank you and enjoy the rest of your day.

>> No.18443790

>>18443735
pretty sure I live near you anon. you in east seattle? I am a kirkland anon myself

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GEO

why arent you investing in niggers being niggers?

>> No.18443802

>>18443790
Vancouver Island

arr forest rook samu

>> No.18443803

>>18443761
Redpilled. You can also get extra money by just asking them for it.

>> No.18443805

>>18443698
Why are you posting people who have asian fetishes?

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everything is fucking crabbing you niggers

>> No.18443811

COME ON BABY PUMP PUMP PUMP

>> No.18443815

>>18443735
Nice, went there on a trip, comfy as fuck. The Oregon to Anchorage stretch is one of my favorite places in America. Dark skies, great scenery and even decent gold panning. Based forest anon.

>> No.18443827

>>18443777
Still would

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>>18443791
no u

>> No.18443832

>>18443808
DO THE SNIB SNAB SHUFFLE

>> No.18443835

whatcha thinking about?

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>>18443763
Earnings is all the way at May 5th though. According to google. Huge wait. I will keep powder dry I guess and wait for next dip.

However I am contemplating suicide by buying more SQQQ right now after I just finished bitching hard about it. Daily low...prospects of all falling this week....god, please help me stay my hand, I know what this will probably get me, I know it, but I want to fucking do it.

>> No.18443843

>>18443762
Yes this is the answer.
>>18443705
Don't want to tie up the cash too long cuz the market can change quick. And I don't sell puts on anything at any strike unless I would be happy owning those stocks at whatever the break even happens to be. I've been known to um, shill SOXL around here so I'm always happy to buy some when it's on sell hence the puts. If I get assigned, great, otherwise I'll gladly take the free money from my pets

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>>18443614
Mr. Douma is based

>>18443756
A successful one would be in the millions but you could get a failed one from a fraction of that.

>> No.18443848

I’m up 65% since February but I still want to kill my self

>> No.18443849

>>18443762
you cant cover puts though you always have to buy it if it goes below that strike

>> No.18443850

>barely 2 candles with volume above 500K aside from opening
Power hour things are going to get FUCKED.

>> No.18443851

>>18443835
how the fuck MRO is still at 4.33 even though Crude Oil is down

>> No.18443853

>>18443805
Most of us chads are abandoning white roasties, dude. They're just clearly superior.

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>>18443795
im up 28% investing in nigger incarceration

>> No.18443856

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18443859

>>18443543

I agree with you. I'm gambling on the idea that economy got so fucked that I'll inevitably make some profit if I just ignore everything for a couple years.

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>>18443764
Just broke, lets see if the price does anything, I think pump.

>> No.18443864

>>18443845
look at the top of his head

>> No.18443865

>>18443768
There are plenty of pics and vids of the dude with nothing on his face. When people figure out that's the girl's dad they're always like wtf cuz of his behavior and the fact the kids look nothing like him

>> No.18443866

>>18443851
zoom out

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>/v/fags
>/tv/fags
>/underagedb&/fags
>/brokedumbanime/fags
>/pol/fags

Have fun, I guess I'll be seeing you lads on the other side of the market. I'm not discussing or advising anything with these emotionally and mentally impoverished overimpulsive broke retards.

>highly doubt this board will resemble anything like it was in the past
Bye fags

>> No.18443875

>>18443721
Starts with a pump and ends with a dump finally closing at - 1.4%

>> No.18443877

Just as I fucking post there's a 1M volume pump attempt. And then it just stays flat. Today is literally all going to be on the MM.

>> No.18443880

>>18443870
It's you again, -500% return-kun!

>> No.18443888

Well, lost $175 today, fuck this shit.

>> No.18443891

>>18443849
That’s what I meant by a cash covered position. Ideally, you don’t sell puts on a stock you don’t want to own anyways. Writing puts is essentially the Chads version of a limit buy.

>> No.18443894

>>18443768
Guess you have autism and can into faces. Sucks if she has health issues because finding donors for mutts is harder because racial differences, but who cares because muh dikku

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JEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18443898

New:
>>18443883
>>18443883
>>18443883

>> No.18443901

>>18443855
how does one invest in nigger incarceration

>> No.18443903
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>>18443864
Guy is in his late 40 and used to be a model.

>> No.18443904

>>18443888
just pull urself up by ur bootstraps

>> No.18443909

>>18443795
it was a great buy at $9 not at $14.5

>> No.18443910

>>18443866
what do you mean?
On Thursday MRO reacted to ever single thing that Crude Oil did,
When it dropped from $28 to $22, MRO went from $4.50 to $3.80.
Today Crude Oil bounced all around and then hard down and MRO was like "nah, $4.33 is good"

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>>18443870


>Bye fags
see you tomorrow, nigger

>> No.18443925

>>18443901
Prison REITs

>> No.18443928

>>18443888
i have been down $2k before lad and recovered the week after. hang in there and stay sharp

>> No.18443934

Imma buy AMC puts. Company with huge costs and literally no income for the foreseeable future surely, surely will die.

>> No.18443939

>>18443853
Is this some kind of chink plan to improve their image? Pushing yellow vagina upon unsuspecting incels? FUCK CHINA

>> No.18443941

>>18443888
checked

also 175 isn't bad anon.

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>>18443842
God save my soul, I doubled down my SQQQ at 15.42. See you in the afterlife /biz/ if this shit tanks even harder. I am either going to make back everything I lost from it and more, or going to suffer a miserable, miserable loss and cry myself to sleep for weeks.

>> No.18443964

>>18443939
QQ moar

>> No.18443972

>>18443939
yeah I think china is super cool now that virgins on the internet want to sleep with anime girls

>> No.18443989

>>18443420
Lisa Su has a PhD in electrical engineering. She actually understands her products, unlike e.g. the new Intel CEO who is just playing around with numbers to prop up his own bonus.

Don't mix her up with your typical diversity hire CEO.

>> No.18443993

>>18443904
>>18443928
>>18443941
Market just crabs all day, it's literally worse than moving in the wrong direction because it just teases me all fucking day and I need to watch the screen constantly as it just creeps away. Fucking horrible trading session for the past 5 hours or so.

Every second I spend watching this shit crab is a second I could have spent making money somewhere else. It's just frustrating as fuck, pick a god damn direction so I can do something.

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18443995

I'm all in XOM calls and ET calls.

>> No.18444033

>>18443394
REEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every white male should be granted one Asian gf fuck the system!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18444073

What do you think about the
iShares Core € Govt Bond UCITS ETF

>> No.18444075

>>18443441
I've been off the pots for years but I'm to the point where it sounds amazing

>> No.18444083

>>18443588
They are now exposed to civil aircraft after the merger. Bad idea at the moment

>> No.18444088

>>18443993
>>Market just crabs all day
let me guess, you started trading sometime in march

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18444089

guys, what about aphria stock?

>> No.18444100

>>18443845
How much for a really shitty one that still looks like a successful one?

>> No.18444120

>>18443768
Ask me how i know you're a r/wsb faggot. Race mixing has nothing but negatives. And ever notice how the white guys with asian girls are always cringy beta faggots? The only way they can get a girl is if the language and cultural barrier is so large that the girl doesn't realize what fucking losers they are

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>>18444033
Great minds think alike

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>>18443842
Think I’m gonna stick with RWM. MAYBE buy some TWM. But we’ll see, treasury just has to change the story about small businesses being denied loans and that could turn around.

Of course, I sold my SRTY and DRV at the absolute bottom. Damn it.

>> No.18444183

>>18444120
>>18443394
>>18444033
>>18444139
My point has been proven

>> No.18444309

>>18444183
Since this thread is almost dead I can get away with it and still participate in smg without waiting. Its all a ruse dude, I’m a white nationalist, I just think the yellow fever larping is hilarious

>> No.18444368

>>18444309
THIS
I said I wanted asian gf because just wanna fucc them a bit you know. I'll dump them as soon as great America declares war on Chinkland I swear. Sorry no baby for you my asian darlings

>> No.18444527

>>18444309
>>18444368
I apologise anons, you guys are aight. Though it is dangerous to even fuck around out of your race, cause what if you catch feelings, start dating, and before you know it you have disgusting mutt children. It's fine if you fuck some Asian slit, just be careful. May you both be blessed with beautiful aryan children one day

>> No.18444746

>>18444183
(azn bitches are part of /biz/ culture from the beginning)

>> No.18444969

>>18443509
based

>> No.18445209

can somebody pls redpill me on GUSH ? also holding 272 spy puts as well as 30 bucks brent puts, pls tell me im gonna be ok, i am tired of loosing money, i need a green day for fucks sake,