/biz/ - Business & Finance

OH NO

NOT ME

I NEVER LOST CONTROL

YOUR FACE

TO FACE

WITH THE MAAAAAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

>>18441837
based

God tier taste list, feel free to add
>gentle femdom
>RTX stock
>coffee
>fountain pens
>progressive rock
>grand strategy games

/RTX/fags report in

>>18441837
how the fuck has no chink coofed on this chigger yet?

>>18441864
looks like we got too cocky with rtx. it is heading back to 48 dollars quickly.

TSLA is capable of pumping the entire market on it's own. Only after do the bots realize it is TSLA doing the pumping and start selling.

>>18441837
Standing on the edge of the crater
Like the prophets once said
and the ashes are all cold now
No more bullets and the embers are dead
Whispers in the air tell the tales
Of the brothers gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong

>>18441856
LSD
Smoked salmon
slowblows

>>18441870
if RTX goes below $50 I will unironically go to 100% RTX

I'm at 50% rn

>>18441856
>>fountain pens
>>progressive rock
based
the rest is cringe though

>>18441870
That would be nice.

Why are you people not buying more oil rn?

>>18441864
Sorry bros, I just sold. Not optimistic in the short term. I'll wait for the bottom.

Puts are now -60% instead of -95%

OH NO NO NO NO NO JEROME WHAT HAPPENED BUDDY
CHANGING OUT THE PAPER IN THE MONEY PRINTER?

>>18441896
waiting a month.

>>18441837
>I raffed and shook his hand
>Made my way across the globe

>I coughed in foreign lands
>For years and years I strove

Why is JEROMe torturing us today, POMP IT JEROMMEEEEEE

>>18441896
no one is working

>>18441899
Did you sell above or below cost basis?

>>18441874
TSLA is inevitably going to plummet, but I have no idea if that will be in 5 weeks or 5 years. It's entirely driven by hype.

>>18441864
Still too expensive, but I'll throw a few thousand at it with a bigger discount.

>>18441896
Oil is still soft, buy only for long holds.

>I only invest in sustainable, ethical companies

>>18441896
I would but I have no clue what companies are solid and what is junk.

REFR to the moon

Should all sex offenders kill themselves?

What's more likely to fail..
>day trading in low timeframes using purely TA
>investing using fundamentals

>>18441957
the latter.

>>18441837
>gets bullied by orange clown in trade war
>release biological nuke that will decimate the economy for years
I hate china as much as the next guy, but still, pretty brilliant move

>>18441896
Industries that move like shitcoins when Trump tweets are spooky

>>18441934
kek the faggots last thread

Buying all water vials 1gp.

Jerome is kill? Printer overheat? What the fuck is happening

HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL HALLIBURTON OIL $HAL

>moved to ToS because RH crashes all the time
>ToS Crashes
WTF

>Crude oil down
>MRO not giving a single fuck
What gives?

Holding Canadian bank stocks. How fucked am I tomorrow if American banks plunge.

>>18441800
God I wish I was him.

>>18441790
>WYNN
I see you too have a high IQ. CCL is blackmail held by the Saudi's, if we are pricks to them too much they dump and it will cause panic and mass sell-offs since hedge funds put a lot of money into it.

>>18441827
Economy won't make money, but defense stocks will.

>>18441855
Nice. I don't exactly have a resume, but something to consider.

>>18441856
You are like me except I like weeb music and anime.

should i sell OKE? this market seems like to be looking for a new low

>>18441896
I understand it even less than the other silly things I've put money in.

>>18441989
>marry a gook
>take her to the chopshop for the normal upgrades
>now you're married to a 10/10 and have two indestructible chew toys for your dog

>>18442009
They track /biz/ traders and dump/pump depending upon what we buy/sell.

>>18441960
It was a rhetorical question but given how retarded majority of /smg/ is they would likely pick the harder thing thinking it's easier than doing the former.

>>18442002
Our huge red horsecock dildos are bigger, longer, and stronger than his little faggot chastity caged green dildos.

>>18441957
Investing using fundamentals, because markets only loosely react to fundamentals. Bad fundamentals can break a stock, but it can't make it.

What are some good exercise equipment companies?

>>18442009

seriously what the fuck my charts werent loading so i log out, and now i can't log back in. downdetector is having a meltdown

>>18442002
This is bearly a drop compared to the rallies we had all last week.

>>18441926
TSLA will plummet at 650 or 720. It will probably hit that this week. Then it's down to 180 in a month.

>>18441865
Because chinese people aren't sick man. They contained the outbreak. It's you morons that failed.

EOD dump today gets market to -3.5%. 1 breaker hit tomorrow. screencap

>>18442013
>weeb music
https://youtu.be/gBEwYPY1VnU
??

WE ONLY HAVE GOOD NEWS
WHY IS IT DROPPING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

STOP BUYING RAYTHEON. The share price is currently 270% HIGHER than the asset value per share, and that's BEFORE subtracting liabilities. This isn't sustainable. Stop buying, hold what you have and get ready to sell soon.

>>18441989
>And here is where the nazi's discarded the jew's bone fragments after performing horrible surgeries on them in their nazi death camps

>>18441936
OKE, BP, XOM will all get you big returns if you're patient

OXY and DVN are good buys that are very cheap right now

>>18442036
Did anyone do any DD on their asia sales? I heard there might be something there...

Also, I fail to see how this stock keeps rising?!

>>18442014
my theory is that oil will retest lows in the next two weeks, earnings reports will be terrible for all oil companies, oil glut "muh storage", plus travel restrictions. I plan on re-entering oil in the 2nd week of may.

I could be wrong and the bottom was the bottom and it's all up from here, but with the cut being seen as "not enough" and not kicking in until may and with there still being low demand, I sold my oil positions today after the pump from the deal.

WHAT WAS THAT

>>18442002
last week was all green

>>18442035
>bearly a drop
CARLOS!

>>18442048
Priced in

>>18442054
that is what I have been saying, I will be RTX under 5 dollars and laugh at the bagholders on this chan.

>>18442036
TSLA under $400 is a strong buy for me, the 390 support level is probably the natural price if the hypefags go away

>>18442061
ET had bigger divvy.

>>18442018
>Irreparably fuck up your offspring's genetics.
Yeah, okay.

>>18441957
Probably the former, but that's why you only day trade with a portion of your portfolio you're prepared to lose and use the rest for proper investments with longer time horizons.

>>18441957
>Learning how to day trade which usually takes professional people years to accomplish
>Press the buy button on a solid too big to fail company and sit on it for years

Jeez, I don't know man

>>18442061
>>18441936
Oh and HAL is good too.

Anything oil will get you a nice triple return if you're willing to wait a year

how deep is balls deep? don't do it bro. I know you're thinking "I've been going to amc theatres since I was 5 years old! they can't go out of business" but they sure as fuck can

I mean, take a gamble, but don't take a big one. I didn't think dean foods could go out of business either and I'm still recovering those losses

>>18442054
nice try.

>>18441944

>>18441934
If you don't solely invest in companies you despise you don't know shit about trading psychology.

>>18442054
but DCF and P/E both say hard buy

>>18442085
the hell is dean foods?

>>18442039
who the fuck let Chang in these threads?

>>18442097
>trading psychology.
any good videos online about it?

>>18442100
sausages? I've seen them in the store

>>18442039
Chinks can't be sick because they ARE the sickness. They are a virus on this earth. They are not human after all, merely locust.

Why are war stocks being shilled so hard here

>>18442029
>beating S&P as a pure fundie over the last 15 years
i dunno anon. if you stretch your constraints for success to mean "beats inflation." sure, but its pure luck. the brain requirement for successful day trading and TA is much lower.
>learn to manage your risk
>learn a few good markets
>learn to lock profits.

>>18441856
Pregnancy

>>18442100
Have you ever drank cow's milk?

>>18442111
you're thinking jimmy dean

>>18442083
>too big to fail

I've heard this before.

Also: not going to fail =/= guaranteed value growth. This "too big to fail" thinking is exactly what leads to inefficiency, lack of innovation and development and debt.

>>18442039
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

stay off my general, faggot

>>18442115
there's a war scheduled for as soon as this pandemic ends

>>18442115
>mUh MoRaLS

>>18442120
gib milkies

also do we end -2% today or no?

Boeing - Lockheed merger when bros?

>>18442115
We're in the middle of a recession in the middle of a global pandemic during an oil crisis at the point where China is threatening to overtake America's global influence

We're approaching 1913 levels of tinderbox

>>18442039
chinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchinkchink

>>18442058
That's gook jaws as they basically all go under the knife to look white in features. They have pictures on the their in resumes so it's their whore investment bet to help get hired, but that doesn't change genetics. inb4 bug chaser posting roastie

>>18442109
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPqWQo6-TXfHvb2XDgU-WgFIubbo3gBVR

>>18442039
>动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

kill yourself you fucking commie

>VIX SPIKING TO 45
>TESLA FUCKING +11%
>EXTREMELY HIGH FUTURES VOLUME
>OIL DUMPING DESPITE GOOD NEWS
>GOLD REACHING FOR ALL TIME HIGH
i'm afraid.

AMC down 20% today god damn

>>18442115
One guy bought the top, decided to shill it in hope of it for some reason pumping so he could empty his bags, the retarded bunch of /smg/ bought in because it got shilled and now they sit here hoping for it to pump so they can all empty their bags. You know, the usual stuff

>>18441957
Daytrading
>spend years in school learning the details of finance and business
>work your way up the corporate ladders, gaining knowledge from the experience of veteran traders
>carefully speculate on securities to maximize short term gains
4% return over 10 years

Fundamentals
>buy an index and forget that you bought it for 10 years
6% return over 10 years

Nobody beats the market. Future stock prices are impossible to predict, "systems" are all bullshit.

>>18442061
no concern at all of retesting the bottom here in 2-3 weeks?

>ToS isn't fucking loading on my phone

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS??

>>18442135
What, so boeing can drag them down too?

>>18442149
nice

>tfw too young for iraq and too old for china

>>18442031
>>18442119
I agree with your original response anon.

>>18442082
>>18442083
>>18442171
Prime example of Dunning-Krugers.

>>18442114
You mad? Your fat retarded president failed and killed 60k people, destroyed your economy and ruined your chances of economic independence and security for a generation to get a few good green weeks in the market. There were alternatives and exists and always were. But it's too late now. It's over. Better start making plans for the future.

>>18442046
Based, but if we are going back to old styles I prefer classical. I'm fucked up, my playlist is basically half weeb and half classical like blending the best and the shittiest of tastes together.

Side note, why isn't everyone shorting WFC for tomorrow? A senior analyst over there literally went on the air a while ago and said banks are projected to possibly lose up to 2/3's of their regular earnings. Which means more than likely it will be even worse.

>>18442171
Daytraders who didn't go to school make it big because their analysis is simpler.

>>18442161
Futures viewable during trading hours? I never knew this. Is it up or down, where can I look?

>>18442190
we won't like to admit it, but this ccp agent is right

>>18442039

Corona's coming back home for round #2 and they aren't going to be able to contain it this time.

Savanon, what answer do I put?

>>18442171
>nobody beats the market

that is honestly the laziest shit i've ever heard. you unironically just don't want to put in any work and feel that you're entitled to free money, and have no clue how day trading works because you've never done it in your life.

>>18442171
>Nobody beats the market

>>18442195
>Daytraders who didn't go to school make it big because their analysis is simpler.
Daytraders don't make it big, their brokers do.

>>18442183
tfw only read in averages and red and green. time to call it a day.

>>18442190
Kill yourself disgusting chink subhuman I can;t wait until the entire world glasses china

Mao killed 50 million people

>>18442183
>Unironically thinks people can just start day trading tomorrow and be profitable

>>18442171
then how do you explain professional traders that go on to make their own mutual funds? IE George fucking soros, ray daddy dalio, even warren buffet traded in the beginning.
Simple as this. if you can find opportunities and capitalize on it you will make gains.

>>18442119
all you really need to know is that hedge funds invest based purely on fundamental analysis and those fuckers have been losing to simply DCA'ing the S&P for decades now. what more is there to say, really?

laughing at all the oil and RTX bag holders, literally profit sold on all these slow clowns.

If your buying meme stocks, you bought too late.

>>18442152
Nobody cares man. This is why you keep failing. These walls of text do nothing, but you think they do. You shut out reality that you can see with your own eyes and pretend that narratives and stories can substitute it. But they can't. Now your people are dying, your cities are shuttered, your workers are languishing at home and the country is awash in infinite debt to prop up the Big Line, and it was all done so you could own the libs.

has anyone gotten their trumpbux yet?

>>18442171
I like to balance the two. Keep the core of my portfolio in long holds, but also have cash available for short-term plays. You absolutely can beat the market, but having long holds lends some stability for when you make a mistake.

>>18442145
Something is really uncanny about all this....
and that's hot

>When they think it's a change in trend but it's really just Wave (ii) of wave iii down and we still have 90 pts to go.

>>18441896
I bought 1000 shares of $KOS this morning for $0.93. If $KOS goes back down to ~$0.50 I'll probably just buy another 1000 shares. Option chain 180 days out has ~$0.30 premium per share for a $2.50 call. I'm trying to sell 10 contracts and lock in 30% ($300) now on my $930 investment. If you get exercised that's ($2.50-$0.93 + $0.30)*1000 = $1870 in profit (or 201% on a 6 month investment)

They have a huge project with BP that's not set to start until 2023. Great track record for exploration - Kosmos Energy made the single largest discovery for all of 2019. Not involved in American shale at all. The CEO bought 300,000 shares at $1.06 in early March. I'm comfy buying in at the $0.90's. I think it's unlikely they go belly up between now and 2023 which is why I'm bullish. The CEO could be fronting with the 300,000 share scoop but even if he is I'm cool betting $1k-$2k these guys survive the near term when he just tossed $300k at his company stock (making his total share count to be 2.2mil)

Gday bear and bull bros I'm on the hunt for some good Canadian dividend ETF'S and as a leaf fag I want canadian ones so I can avoid paying uncle sam 15% on my dividend profits. Any other leaf here do dividends or passive income? I've been looking at a few and narrowed it down to 3 so far being ZDV, CDZ and XDU. Is there anything else I should look into? I'm also looking for preferably a Canadian REIT to make 10% of my overall portfolio. Any ideas would be welcome. Cheers

>>18442234
I do admit this is high quality chink propaganda
They have done their research on what to say and where to poke

>>18442234
what do you think about genocide?

kill yourself

What spreads should I do today

go halliburton go
god damnit the other way
what the fuck are you doing

>>18442227
given a proven method they could
>the cope ITT from people who thought they bought the bottom and are eating losses

>>18442237
>being poor enough to get stimulus money
Although I do think it should have been the same amount for all American taxpayers, rather than having arbitrary income restrictions.

things are looking up Bowl America

>>18442257
Legs

>USD is imploding
Please send us forex guys your power.

>>18442246
redpill me on elliot waves. i think it's all a bunch of bullshit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Z4lVQhRFM

>>18442234
G E N O C I D E
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>>18442269
Ok. Sizing up my position.

>>18442276
I don't use em, but some other smart guys do.

>>18442226
In China, Mao is a hero who founded the country. He did greater things in one lifetime than you could do in 10,000. His words and deeds are immortal. Your cope and cringe gives people there joy. I hope you don't think China just builds plastic crap? Oh you do? no oh non ho on oh no hahahaha

>>18442227
What are you implying anon? you don't need to read/time to do proper fundamental analysis? Investing through fundamental analysis is different from riding the memewagon.

>>18442289
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18442267
Fuck that I'm I'm NEET and deserve $1200 more than my feminist daughters who are in college and get nothing but the bill

>>18441883
Nice

>>18441856
Nice

>>18442120
Nice

>>18442289
IMAGINE LOVING A FAGGOT WHO KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

there is hell for people like you

nice ed
(tfw no dom gf)
((or bf))

>>18442297
>what are Nazis

>>18442297
nice K:D ratio, damn.

>>18442250
Too advanced for chinks. Im thinking Jewish...

>>18442228
Nearly all 'all star' managers shit the bed over the long term.
Mot of these managers make some gains early on. but their prime selling feature is their method of finding quality companies. Also, they are primarily a massive PR and marketing firm to raise capital.

SPY will finish at ~275

>>18442228
>Old fucks who made it when the stock market was the equivalent of early 80's computer industry

>>18442303
>tfw no dom gf(male)
when even life

>>18442309
people don't love Nazis it's just a meme on this Turkish image board

fuck China

should I buy greg's ebook on credit spreads for $5? I can only take him in small doses cause of all the "listen to me" shouting but he probably is an actual genius

>>18442324

The market is hundreds of years old. It's constantly evolving and that's where the opportunities lie, new investing paradigms.

>>18442266
No they fucking couldn't kek'd. If that were the case the number of traders failing wouldn't be fucking 90% considering the amount of courses that exists with "proven methods"

>>18442309
Hitler was a faggot larping delusional idiot

You are confusing trolls and the idiots they attract with reality

>>18442333
You sure?

>>18441947
Public urination is officially a sex offence in Boston.

>>18442250
It's a kike.

>>18442276
Don't listen to this guy. He has a nice voice but he makes money off of his channel, not trading. Knows NOTHING about macro.

Elliot waves are big brain trading because it's:
1. Tells you where you are in a cycle.
2. empirically better than any other forecasting model.
3. It's what the algo use

>>18442365
Well. There's a difference between Hitler and anti-immigration ideas or say the fact genetics effect outcome.

>>18442289
I'm a leninist, maoism has its problems.

>>18442249
BAM is a canadian asset manager and has BPY, high end real estate.

>>18442354
>courses
courses are designed by failed traders to teach failure
>if you were successful at anything would you keep doing it or teach others?
just because you cant do something doesnt mean its not possible, you just havent put in the amount of effort required.

>>18442365
Based anon. How are you holding up in all this?

Which stock do I invest in if I want to invest in futas?

>>18442379
wrong board dude

>>18442319
but you said that there are no successful day traders?
>and before cope accusation. I am not a day trader I am more of a swing / position trader with some of my money and the rest in bonds and qqq

>>18442365
you and the chink should both neck yourselves

BABA is keeping me green today, thank you China very cool!

>>18442309
kike

>>18442384
this one image is as good as any $anycost course

>tfw RTX gang

>>18442268
Try and sell some... lmao

i literally love Nazis. I love their unity and tenacity. Their pride as a race.

Globalist Jew nigs have stripped that away with propaganda. Germans get pounded into their heads that they are bad people for what they did when all they were doing was fighting Bolsheviks. Hitler on the side was doing his own shit.

look up any interview with normal Wehrmacht soldiers.

>>18442378
fair enough

>>18442386
decent made a bit. still in 30% cash.

goddammit all I want is a beautiful red hair and freckles Scottish accent gf

>>18442352
The market is drastically different now and within the last century vs before. And not necessarily in a good way.

>>18442396
Come on now brotha can't we all just get along?

Bobos will be very happy if this line breaks.

>>18442354
You do know that more people following said method would actually increase it's effectivity?

>tesla +12%
i want to kill myself for having this piece of shit broker that is closed today

I'm anxious af just staying inside. What do, bros? About to hit my bowl.

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH SQQQ, MY FUCKING GOD HOW ARE YOU FALLING SO MUCH TODAY WHEN THE MARKET IT DOWN.

My only real loser, I am fucking HEMORRHAGING money from it while my other shorts and other ETFS are making bank. This is such bullshit, just go back up to 16 dollars and I will eat the fucking 10-20% loss from you, I am tired of this and making more than enough money in other ways betting against the market.

Opinions on $CHWY? Had a 100% run.
Seems like an easily replicable business (e.g Casper) with low margins. Still not profitable and will probably have high competition including from Amazon.

Currently holding 5/1 $40 puts

>>18442396
BONK

>>18442444
buy APHA

>>18442441
IRREFUTABLE proof that bears missed the bottom

>>18442441
which broker

SAY IT WITH ME
DEAD
CAT
BOUNCE

>>18442428

I don't deny that. Any new generation of big name/lucrative investors take advantage of a new inefficiency with that paradigm. Hate to be cliche but kind of like Burry and the housing crisis, had to think out of the box to pinpoint a major oversight by the market.

You don't have to go that big. The problem is you aren't graded on your performance in any short amount of time, it could be 10-20 years before you realize your strategy has been all fucked and underperforming the market as a whole.

>>18442171
>Nobody beats the market.

>>18442450
Told you so, lol

>>18442415
Same. Did you also manage to get any PM's before gold rose?

Quick, post more meme lines pls

>>18442395
>but you said that there are no successful day traders?
never said that. post more of that smooth skinned thot though

>>18442470
I'll just listen to biz and buy SPY puts and link. See you in space anon.

>>18442452
I started using them cause my friend who used to get mail here got a coupon in the mail

It's a good service. Prices are consistent. On amazon you never know if you're gonna find exactly what you want (or anything acceptable) at a proper price. On chewy it's all pretty consistent. You save money via the autoship which you can alter/cancel at any time. Good stuff. Not surprised that it rallied

DUMP ALREADY YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING MARKET GODAMN IT

>>18442450
Told you.

>>18442473
It is 3x reverse leverage. It is down OVER 3 times the market is down instead of up at least matching how much the NASDAQ is down. How the fuck does that even happen, that isn't decay, that is outright lying to you about how it works because clearly something is going wrong here. It is acting as if the market went up as much as it went down, this is fucking sorcery and not at all what was advertised.

>>18442164
Now's the Time to buy in. Largest theater isn't going to declare bankruptcy in the middle of this. Everyone is going to wait it out and see what the government does for them before failing their business.

>>18442476
I think you have me confused with someone else anon. I don't buy shiney metal.

>>18442508

u dum boy

>>18442499
Why should it dump?

What will you do with the cash?

Hold it and hope the stocks go lower?

>>18442289
>Mao founded China

Collapse when guys? This is probably the most longest waiting game I've played

>>18442508
qqq is up..
SOXX too

>>18442508
Just do options cutie, I switched to them and am doing great all things considered. Gonna fucking print when we are -10% from here

>>18442456
Not sure about this one, but calls are dirt cheap. What does your position look like?

>JNUG up 14% today

WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>>18442452
I bought during the IPO, sold at a loss in February to free up money for broader market volatility.

I believe in the company, the personalized service and auto delivery are definitely positives, and they have a strong and young customer base. But I think it's going to take a while for the company to have much of a return because of the current margins.

>>18442484
>Daytrading
>spend years in school learning the details of finance and business
>work your way up the corporate ladders, gaining knowledge from the experience of veteran traders
>carefully speculate on securities to maximize short term gains
>4% return over 10 years
yes 90% of daytraders fail but most people who get into it are usually plebs with low IQ's and were sold on the (((get rich quick))) scheme

What the fuck is the NASDAQ even.

>>18442518
My bad.

>>18442466
Tried to tell so many people this would happen but they wouldnt listen hahha suckers more cheap shit for me.

>>18442401
I missed my chance to be an AMD chad last fall. Not making that mistake again.

>>18442555
4% return?

>>18442559
mostly tech and tsla it is the chad ETF desu.

I now have 10k invested in RTX fellas. Am I going to make it.

why is stock market open isn't it easter?

>>18442559
tech earnings wont be so bad
ppl want shit like nintendo switches, work from home systems, etc and use cloud/software like crazy

>>18442555
>Tfw daytrading while working my accounting job from home

>>18442579
>Am I going to make it.

You already did, fren.

>>18442566
Today's a good day for AMDCHADS, even though I still don't know why we're green today when other shit is red, despite a lack of good news.

RMCF megabull

>>18442579

>>18442544
I held through the top into the market crash. My average cost was $3.90 before I begrudgingly sold every stock I hold. I now only trade options. I have no position at all on APHA and the price boggles my mind every time I check it. In fact, it's one of the most stressful stocks I ever held, right there with Ford. But it is performing pretty well the past week I gotta say. And the fact that you're sitting there wanting to hit your bowl cause you're stuck at home and not sure what to do, means maybe weed stocks are about to have their time

on top of being a "sin" stock that's going to be good through a recession, they hold a ton of cash, so that's another plus for them in this current situation

>>18442530
I dont think society is going to collapse over fucking bat flu. but i do think a year from now will be a much better time to buy than now, so yea patience will be tested

>>18441878

>>18442596
based

>>18442579
not with that image you fucking faggot

This is sold out everywhere, on par with toilet paper..

ppl are spending on certain goods

Am I the only one who here just for memes and discussions
I am too lazy to invest and can`t do anyways from my shitcountry

>>18442590
Apparently they need cars too because TSLA is up 12%.

I have no idea what this means, but it's a perfect fit

>>18442613
How about this one?

>>18442171
4% return? Its not hard to make .5% daily. Stare at charts for years and eventually you'll figure it out.

>>18442624
have you ever touched a vagina?

>NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANNOUNCES PLAN TO REOPEN AFTER CORONAVIRUS SHUTDOWN

>>18442615
and I mean globally

in Japan someone did a lottery to be able to buy one and got fuck tons of entrants

If you want a picture of just how dire the Switch stock situation is in Japan, look no further than this particular case presented by industry analyst Daniel Ahmad. Ahmad has discovered that just recently, Japanese store Yamada Denki put up a lottery for customers to potentially buy a fixed stock of 900 copies of Ring Fit Adventure and 130 total Switch consoles. Can you guess where this is going?

Apparently, the demand was so ridiculous that 200,000 people entered said lottery, defying the expectations of Yamada Denki and crashing the system.
https://www.destructoid.com/japan-s-switch-stock-is-so-low-that-a-retailer-opened-up-a-130-unit-lottery-to-buy-it-and-got-200-000-entries-586601.phtml

Ppl probably assume Ps5 and Xbox scarlett or whatever will have huge demand too.

>>18442559
an index of 500 of the 30 largest domestic stocks

>>18442579
We'll see

>>18442607
I'm not talking about society at all I'm talking about the collapse of the global economy

>>18442008
>sold my call at 4.18
Gonna go kill myself
Still up on it, but if I had waited ten minutes I'd have doubled my money

>>18442645
just stay away from EM right now

>>18442615
>>18442632
GPD Win 2 is better

>>18442629
> have you ever touched a vagina?

>>18442031
that's wisdom

>>18442629
Anon I am married,

You need to calm down communist. It is as if you cant handle free speech. You still recovering from Tovarisch Bernie losing again lmao? How does it feel to know the old man will die a failure?

>>18442498
>>18442552
thanks anons, interesting to hear personal experiences

>caves and buys back into RTX 1.25 points above where he sold it
>starts going back down now finally
Every time, it never fails. I knew it, I knew the moment I bought back in it would sell off. Whatever.

>>18442521
>>18442536
I am. I wanted money. I didn't get money. I cry begging for the market now for the smallest dip back so I can get rid of this god forsaken thing. Knowing my luck, it will spike the moment I sell though.

>>18442542
I am trying to learn them, not confident yet to just go at it so might start small. I only started trading at all when this market crashed, got in after the first week of March. Turned 5k to 8k, lost 1k during 3-day rally, climbed to 10k, now back down to 8k at this moment. Overall I guess I am doing pretty good, but all I see is missed opportunities like selling WYNN too early and missing out on literally 2k gains more, or this SQQQ bullshit. See nothing but mistakes. But I do want to get into options, lots of money potential and only losing a premium while also having an extended time window to strike sounds pretty nice to making gains.

>>18442663
I was just using it to demonstrate that demand is not dead. It's very high just for stay at home goods, especially

>>18442555
>>18442611
These are guys isn't it

>>18442669
Bernie 2024 just you wait

>>18442623
Bro....

>>18442679
>Every time, it never fails. I knew it, I knew the moment I bought back in it would sell off. Whatever.

Just hold, you fucking tard.

>>18442669
married to what anon?

pillows don't count :)

>>18442623
Pendant

>>18442555
Biology is a bitch. Pension/hedge/mutual/ET funds have investment philosophy, rules, mandates etc that constrain their behavior in order to contain emotional urges to jump in and out of positions.

Well bull bro, the NET call I sold you only has Thursday to hit 25. Are you ready for your prize of me selling you what I bout for 20 dollars, for 25? Open wide.

>>18442688
>>18442691

Aww how cute he is a bernie cuck lmao

>>18442546
What is up with their valuation? And is it a legit buy?

Hi guys any opinion on Aurora Cannabis, about to go for a reverse 12-1 stock split. I have close to a thousand shares, should I hold on or dump it.

>>18442623
Don't really follow TA but pretty sure this means we're bout to break to the downside. CRASH THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY

>>18442688
Seriously?

>>18442603
>159 P/E
wew

>>18442711
hey you didn't answer my question

t. life-long Republican

>>18442691
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>>18441944
>>18441944
>>18441944
>>18441944
>>18441944
>>18441944

>>18441962
targeting the overweight
nice touch

>>18442629
>vaginas

>>18442711
>>18442726
Jokes, I'm a nazi and he's a kike

yfw, finally over the $25k mark and can day trade options contracts. up 7.5% on my account

Also, I love Nazis. I hope we get a white ethnostate again sometime before i die.

>>18442730
imagine actually hating Israel and imagine not being circumcized

dude it's ok you might get pussy one day

>>18442727
How? What's going to happen to AMD?

>>18442615
Switch revived consoles for me. Smart Nintendo making such a comfy console. In the end, Nintendo owners are the master race, because most switch consoles are in a home with children, most PS3 and XBoxs are in loner autism barren branch homes.

>>18442171
How about
>buy a call on ivr last Monday to watch it go up 1200%

>>18442606
Did my bowl hitting due diligence for this one you're right. Might be a options opportunity as far as doing a spread for earnings.

Redpill me on JNUG.

If gold has gone up in the last few years, why has this etf stayed at the same price?

>Carnival Cruise director 10 times his position
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/13/carnival-director-boosts-his-stake-by-997.aspx
Bullish?

>>18442748
HH borther

>>18442691
I honestly imagine you like this. You have an active twitter account that you can virtue signal from right?

>>18442754
They should have done a switch upgrade but I guess they want to release it in an off-tempo year with the ms/sony new consoles so as to avoid comparison

>>18442750
>>18442729
>>18442691
>>18442629
>>18442613
>SEX SEX SEX SEX BENIS BENIS CUT ME DADDY NAZIS BAD
Are you trying to be a parody of an NPC meme or does it just come naturally to you

>>18442690
Yea, I am going to now. Fuck it. Got 1/5th of my stack in it, which isn't that much in shares only 25. Lost about 30 bucks with this sell and rebuy fiasco, but lesson learned I guess. I can't daytrade so what even is the point of same-day selling and rebuying. Worked out sometimes and made a few hundred on some stocks, but no one knows RTX enough to even think of it yet.

We going down boys strap in

>>18442400
I can't follow what he's saying about diversification, though. I can't see the future well enough to ever know when I'm looking at the opportunity of a lifetime so it never seems rational to put all of my eggs in that one basket. Plus, it if really is all that great, then I'll still do well putting <100% of my stack in it. This just seems like basic risk management to me.

>>18442750
Get that 25cm of wood out your ass.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

LET ME OFF LET ME OFF THIS RIDE MY SEAT BELT IS'NT WORKING IM GOING TO FALL OFF HELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

>>18442626
How can you be satisfied with 0.5% daily? If you start with 10k it'll take you (slightly) more than a decade to become a trillionaire.

>>18442776
hey man it's all good

you'll get confidence and one day you'll lie with a woman

I'm sure your parents are proud of you :)

>>18442688

>>18442782
>he didn't go all in on RTX

It's like you don't even want to be rich.

>>18442727
Maybe you should look at more than just the P/E.

>>18442769
cruise lines are gonna fucking moon eventually. But not right now. They are not ready.

They might get consolidated. Maybe RCL can by them all out. Theyre too profitable in normal circumstances to fail.

We going back up boys strap in

>>18442630

Hot spots in the USA are starting to drop quick. I don't know what Europes problem was. Italy and Spain hovered at the same numbers for weeks until they finally started dropping and NY just went from +8300 cases to +5600 cases in a single day with deaths dropping too.

>>18441912
jej

Is there a chance for my 220 5/1 puts?

>>18442794
*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

>>18442782
I'm sure in his time-scales it's like a once in a decade obvious buy free money type of deal.

>>18442798
dilate

New:
>>18442813
>>18442813
>>18442813

>bought low volume stocks
>boring crab again
AAAAAAAAAA I JUST WANT MY MONEY

>>18442780
>>18442807
decide already

>>18442808
seasons are very different
Italy had lots of residential to residential travel even if they stopped shopping. Lots of large family units local.

>>18442810
there's a chance

>>18442800
Look dude i have 10k in RTX but you spergs are treating it like LINK and making other investors think it is a scam or something. Stop shilling and stfu.

>>18442795
A 10k account, that makes a perfect .5% daily over 252 trading days a year, would be worth $35143

>>18442776
Not surprising, but he's missing the fecal fascination they usually display.

>>18442806
CCL has Saudi money buying equity right now.
Guess what group of people invested $1B in AMD way back in 2007 when it was $2 per share.

>>18442812
What comes after CLACK?

I fear when we are on the down slope and its just silence from the market and screams.

>>18442846

aaaand theres my sell signal

>set a bunch of price alerts last night
>wake up 20 minutes ago
>every single alert went off and I slept through them

I lost $4700 because of this shit

why doesnt td Ameritrades alerts make any sound. I want a fucking alarm to go off when the alert is triggered.

>mtnb

>>18442774
I think the lite was a step backward, but high demand might save it. I don't think people would buy the lite without covid. If you're going to make a "lite" then it shoulve had some method of protecting it's own buttons and screen, like the SP. Man the SP was a solid machine. Dropped that fucker down concrete stairs and shit still works. Still the lite seems like the switch minus literally everything that made me like it.

>>18442858
No doubt. I feel really confident that CCL is gonna fucking moon for a easy 5x eventually. but there is just too many trading opportunities right now. Theyre losing a summer of revenue and going into a mountain of debt. Later this year ill go in hard.

>>18442881
lmao based fucking retard

>>18442779
based shielder poster

>>18442903
When it gets back to around 8-9 bucks a share I'm going in as well

>>18442085
movie theaters/cinemas
dead industry

Wave iii of (iii). Time for bears to big down or go home.

>>18442980
pretty much. The virus goes away niggers still exist.

Reminder that the market will crab until late may or early june, and after that, there's going to be an amazing bullrun during the summer. In december, we'll be back near 3k.

>>18442999
The virus is apparently raciss and its doing a wonderful job of targeting them because the white man is forcing them to hold block parties and have high blood pressure and diabetes.

So maybe that wont be true, or it'll be less true.

Why are there some many duplicate threads
Get your shit together es em gee

Why isn't my TDA deposit going through?
Canada please

>>18442944
Wow cute

>>18441878
this is a really beautiful picture soo much going on
thank you

>>18442039
Fuck off back to WeChat you commie chink faggot