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18442187 No.18442187 [Reply] [Original]

Will this mean I get free lunch every day? :O

>> No.18442219

yes

>> No.18442243

>>18442219
Why isnt more people doing that?

With dividends reinvested, it literally becomes a free lunch gains wise

>> No.18442280

>>18442187
>*whispers* hey johnson, who’s that guy in the top hat and chainlink shirt gorging himself on the complimentary cheez-its?
>*whispers back* that’s anon, sir. he has a 0.00000000000001% stake in this company

>> No.18442290

>>18442243
Travel costs destroy profit.

>> No.18442294

>>18442280
>I have an announcement to make!
>ohh jesus christ this guy again
>Please stop
>can you just be quiet. you don't need to make an announcement every meeting. Don't you have like 1 share in this company you can't even do anyth
>AHEM
>FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.18442334

>>18442294
kek

>> No.18442349

>>18442294
Literally almost spit out my lunch lmao

>> No.18442355

>>18442290
Ok sure, I don't mean "ALL" stocks, but like a reasonable amount for someone live in a mid sized city. Say Chicago , Amsterdam or San Jose

>> No.18442402

>>18442294
>Johnson! Make that based gentleman CEO at once!

>> No.18442406

>>18442355
Then yeah definitely a good idea. Not even being sarcastic.

>> No.18442426
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>>18442402
*AHEM*

I just wanted to take my time, as a true 1 shareholder of this fine firm, to just announce

RENT FREE

>> No.18443192

>>18442187
>Based boomer tactic

>> No.18443820

>>18442187
Buy carnival cruises stock, you receive free drink package everytime you make a cruise. A friend of mine bought it before christmas for this sake. He told me yesterday and i laughed hard at him.

>> No.18443841

>>18442294
Based

>> No.18443885
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>>18442294

>> No.18444179

>>18442187
Thinking outside the box

>> No.18444339
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>>18442294
Well played sir.

>> No.18444452

>>18443820
based

is there any lists of such things?

>> No.18444512

>>18444452
If the corporation has a female CEO you get access to her OnlyFans

>> No.18444514

>>18442294
Kekd heartily

>> No.18444594

>>18444512
New website idea: "OnlyShareholders".

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>>18442294
lmao

>> No.18445642

>>18442294
based

>> No.18445702

>>18442280
Kek. Underrated.

>> No.18445718

>>18442294

JANNIES REMOVE THIS MAN AT ONCE

>> No.18445778

so what food do you actually get? is it standard buffet style or like lobsters and shit?

>> No.18445813

>>18442294
>Hello? This is Warren Buffett. Wire this man all my shares in Berkshire.

>> No.18445864

>>18444594
I really don't understand why large corporations that already have image issues don't basically do this. They're really behind the curve. Moral society has already melted down and what remains is an obvious sham facade and retail and small talk is al lbut dead.

If they start putting nearly-naked women on Mtn Dew, for example, it will do nothing but help sales. Small town brands are the only place it might hurt, and nobody can compete with those places alone.

>> No.18445871

Zoomies don’t know this is basically the plot of that Adam Sandler movie

>> No.18445910

>>18442187
Nobody holds in-person shareholder meetings, you dumb fucking mutt.

I can't wait for the quarantine to be lifted, so you faggot 13 year olds have to go back to school.

>> No.18445976

Not a good year for going to shareholder meetings.

>> No.18446016

>>18442294
>sir, the Based Department would like to merge into the conference call.

>> No.18446045

>>18442187
Dare I say... based?

>> No.18446073

>>18445910
https://www.tesla.com/sv_SE/shareholdermeeting

>Note: If you plan to attend the meeting in person, please bring your photo ID, and either the notice or card addressed to you on behalf of us or your broker or your brokerage statement as of April 15, 2019. Please see the materials you received for details. We will not admit anyone, including guests of shareholders, who does not have these documents.


"ok"

>> No.18446092

>>18442187
i do this all the time

>> No.18446177

>>18446092
any fun story to tell?

>> No.18446206

>>18446177
They tried to push me out several times, but i bring certificates with me, so they have to let me in.
I usually eat in a very loudy and ravenous way, so most people look at me disgusted.

>> No.18446273

I do this with biotech stocks in nyc, I haven’t paid for lunch in quite some time

>> No.18446278

>>18446206
I imagine those goon guard wagies are just jealous of your fine success