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What happens when everybody can't pay their rent may 1st?

>> No.18438368

>>18438247
Landlords get btfo

>> No.18438392

The sell they shitcoins

>> No.18438397

>>18438247
rent free

>> No.18438400

>>18438247
the IRS direct deposits the tenant's TrumpBux into their landlord's account.

>> No.18438403

>>18438247
Between trump bux and extra 600/ week. My tenants just made more money now than they ever have working. No excuse.

>> No.18438431

>>18438247
There is actually a clause in most rent agreements that say you don't have to pay in events of a pandemic

I'm not paying shit for the next 3 months minimum

>> No.18438451

>>18438431
This can’t be real, kek

>> No.18438461

>>18438431
>There is actually a clause in most rent agreements that say you don't have to pay in events of a pandemic
wait really?

>> No.18438485

>>18438461
Possibly force majeure.

>>18438247
Responsible people will keep paying without a problem because they have 3-6 months expenses saved.

>> No.18438519
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>>18438247
You get evicted and live either in your car or with the other bobos somewhere in a forest cave

>> No.18438532

>>18438368
This FPBP.

>> No.18438549

>>18438247
overleveraged landlords will be justed

>> No.18438578

>>18438392
I think you mean cars and homes.

>> No.18438598

>>18438519
Why is living in your car looked down upon? I'm doing it now and it's great, for the first time in my life I don't have to deal with hearing my neighbors or my neighbors hearing me.

>> No.18438610

Probly a good time to cash in some of my not so heavy sqqq bags fren

>> No.18438654

My roommate stopped paying rent even though I have been sending him my share. Now he's breaking the lease and moving out of town.

>> No.18438669

>>18438654
you can sue him obviously

>> No.18438723

>>18438669
I'm not on the lease and the landlord probably wants that money for themselves. I'm just not going to pay next month.

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>>18438247
THE DAY OF THE EVICTION

>> No.18438823

People didn't pay THIS month. They're still waiting for trumpbux

>> No.18438850

>>18438598
My next neighbour is about 500yards away, stop being so incredibly poor.

>> No.18438880

>>18438850
technically isnt your neighbor 1 yard away ?

>> No.18439014

>>18438598
A black hobo on meth will rape you

>> No.18439035

>>18438654
Thats why cavemen invented knifes and clubs. He broke the NAP, fuck him up, dont be a bitch.

>> No.18439072

>>18438247
Banks foreclose. Tennies win condo deals and Landies become the new jannies.

>> No.18439078

>>18438880
Kek

>> No.18439341

>>18438598
Bad goy.

>> No.18439386

>>18438247
widespread death and destruction, hopefully.
more likely, more fresh dollars to schlomo.

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>>18438247
hopefully overleveraged 'small business' owner landlords will have to give up their properties to people who just want to buy a house for a reasonable price to live in and not leech off renters

>> No.18441002

>>18438880
based

>> No.18441116

>>18438247
I hope my landlord will accept half the rent moving forward

>>18438431
There’s also this implied agreement in every contract
https://www.gtlaw.com/en/insights/2020/3/coronavirus-and-force-majeure-contract-clauses

>> No.18441119

>>18440889
No big corporations will swoop in and buy these properties in mass to rent out to people, watch.

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>>18438654
Jews fear the off grid van dweller.
>Can live wherever jobs are best
>don't have to be locked into a contract to live
>Save money because you only have to pay gas and maintenance
Sounds great as someone who pays 860 a month for rent in Boulder, CO

>> No.18441163

>>18441119
either that or the state does and it becomes nationalized

>> No.18441201

>>18438403
nigger nigger nigger

>> No.18441217

>>18441151
Van dwelling is extremely based. Take the vanpill

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18441257

>>18438247
The seizure of landlord property by the state to then be redistributed and collectivized.

>> No.18441334

>>18441217
I'm thinking about it. If I took the time and effort to, I'm sure I could make a really nice one. But it requires some initial capital and I currently don't have it. But maybe one day.

Girls don't like me anyways kek. I can shower at the gym.

>> No.18441338

>>18439456
>Groyper sells at a loss
Nice try. Banks are freezing up lending right now and companies are DOWNSIZING. There wont be a sale of office space to the Based company if theres no employees to put in the building.
What will actually happen is foreclosure on Groyper's overleveraged ass. He becomes homeless and shackled with huge debt. The banks getting desperate to recoup losses and tennies get condo offers.

>> No.18441436

>>18441119
Already happening with the big companies and this recession will add to their inventory https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/04/magazine/wall-street-landlords.html