/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18432553
thats a man

White women fuck dogs.

>>18432571
Jewish women fuck dogs.

>>18432571
that's a man

>>18432571
Numods will allow this to stay up

>>18432562
>>18432593
you say that as if it is a bad thing??

>>18432557
China is the world's factory. New York traders are back in the office. Trillion of dollars are printed so that Joe Burger can order plastic junk on amazon.
What exactly is the problem?

>>18432571
lol do phoneposters really?

>BAM
>NET
>RTX

Memeing aside, are these stocks actually worth picking up?

>CNBC pushing a 20 minute video about Nintendo to my watchlist news
NOOOO MY NINTENDIES!
SELL SELL SELL!!!

>>18432633
Charge your phone

>>18432632
RTX seems worth it, they make cruise missiles with basically no competition.

I would really appreciate an explanation on why people are memeing NET though? Has there been big cloudflare news?

>>18432647
bro he already is....

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWWWWN

>>18432487
>oil might get phased out
Not in this lifetime Greta

red or green, doesnt matter. im still alone

>>18432632
RTX has nice earnings growth, and earnings drive stock prices.

>more cheapies soon

>>18432685
do you have gf

>>18432685

>>18432685
>still alone
hey anon, you and me, after this quarantine is lifted, let's promise each other we'll go out, hang out at our local bar, and meet somebody.
deal?

>>18432697
I don't know about TSX though because oil went up.

>>18432701
no, i never have.
>>18432708
i only drink alone, in my room. i have low self esteem

>>18432647
i wonder how JP is doing

>>18432697
What bad Mexican beer news did I miss?

I'm a noob and have 5k going into my stocks account next Friday. I'm doing research until then and hope the market will bottom back out.
Any recommendations on what I should buy? Hoping to 2x or 3x this in 10 years.

>>18432728
Jerome?

What are all the bears hyped about? Futures aren't pricing in Jerome's pump.

>>18432685
if you make enough dosh you can get a trophy wife

>>18432724
lol. do you not like being alone? it's almost like you are not doing what you want to be doing. baka

>>18432728
I think they Russians broke his brain on purpose to undermine western civilization.

>>18432724
>i only drink alone
But you don't have to. You choose to. Find me in /smg/ after stuff is opened up again (after SPY falls to 200) and we'll iron out the details.

>>18432603
It is

>>18432737
nah silly. jordan peterson.

a toast to bullbros!

>>18432736
we're going to be back at these real prices in 12 years anon, wait 1-2 years before jumping into stocks

Wagecuck here. Just had my hours reduced. Hopefully gonna suck that sweet sweet government teet.

>>18432736
I can make 100k, but it'll cost 150k to get.

>>18432753
biz changed "baka" to baka. lol i didnt know it could do that

>>18432738
yeah but Jerome has only been able to pump by 0.1 maybe 0.2 percent not a whole percent especially in 1 day.

Monday Red
Tuesday Redder
Wednesday Green
Thursday Green on Open then Crab
Friday Green

>>18432781
Did you not see what happened last Thursday?

>>18432784
But is it Priced in?

>>18432736
https://epdf.pub/bear-market-investing-strategies-wiley-trading.html

https://www.investopedia.com/

Good to go!

>>18432740
can I just get an OK average wife? (not fat)
where to buy one of those?

OH NO FAKE NEWS FOUND OUT ABOUT WEIRD AL!!!

>>18432755
This is unironically likely.
>>18432647
So many people hate the guy. The internet just HAAAAAATES him.
Man, as a fan, I remember listening to that “so what you’re saying is?” British interview and being amazed at how calm he was.

But the pressure really got to him bad. I hope the cancer didn’t take his wife.

>>18432736
Consider value investing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDB9e_cO4k&list=PLECECA66C0CE68B1E

>Hoping to 2x or 3x this in 10 years.
Good luck.

>>18432685
As long as you're living life to satisfy desires you'll never be happy

savanon, what should I answer for this?

>>18432815
If you can make it to middle class you can land a 30 year old roastie who's panicking after hitting the wall.

>stonks are red
Buy some
>stonks are very red
Buy some more
>stonks are green
Sell some
>stonks are very green
Sell some more

All I’ve done the last month and a half

>>18432736
Just find a high dividend stock in a hard hit sector. I would recommend CCL, XOM or IBM.

>>18432736
If you spend it all on physical gold right now I promise you will get a 2x minimum with in 2 years. Also much much safer than stocks. But if you want to go with stocks id recommend Barrick Gold ($GOLD) this is a very likely 3x minimum in two years.

>>18432815
Not a land-whale guy? That's ok!
Maybe picture yourself inside a low self-esteem gal. Maybe she's seen some rough use and is thinking that disappearing into your life might be an alternative to suicide. There's one out there for YOU, boyo.

>>18432846
kek, CCL isn't gonna be paying divvys for a while

>>18432784
Has there ever been two red days in a row since the crash, aside from the Friday when when oil crashed and Trump dumped that bled into Monday?

>>18432845
How much have you made

>>18432845
we don't do sound strategies here. this is yolo on bullshit and stubbornly cling past the point of gains down in to deep losses kinda place.

Screw the analysis I'm just going into MSFT/NVDA/TSLA.

>>18432865
Up 2.5% since feb 20th. Haven’t shorted anything. Haven’t bought any options. Will keep doing this until the VIX goes below 30 again. Then I’ll start buying and holding more

>>18432858
where she at tho

>>18432883
>Up 2.5%
well uh
as long as you don't have any debt riding that is generating more than 10% interest APY i guess you're in the money

>>18432764
Huzzah brother

anon looking for mushies, if you are canadian I can link a website or two if youre comfortable ordering off clearnet

Honestly just bag some SWPPX and just keep buying more each month. After 20 - 30 years you'll come out dragging a fat baggie. Treat it as a bill, something you must fork out the green on.

OH GOD
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
I DUMPED MY LEVERAGED SHORTS AND BOUGHT $1k OF APPLIED MATERIALS AND PFIZER ON THURSDAY!!

>>18432851
Kek’d
I don’t see demand for the rock returning for a while, but I agree in having some good exposure especially if deflationary shocks push it back down. EVENTUALLY we’ll see some inflation, but at that point you might have been better off holding some cyclicals, as the business cycle should have bottomed.

t. long $GOLD and $GLDM

>>18432845
Based

>>18432860
He's looking for a return in ten years, not to day gamble his savings away.

>>18432915
Well, up 17% since January 1st so I think I should be good

>>18432945
>He's looking for a return in ten years

That kind of person on 4chan?

>>18432942
Idk bro, $GOLD is gonna hit $30 soon

CRABCHADS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Tell me the best REIT to invest into and why is it EPR?

>>18432780
What?

Is there any way to kill the market? Like crash it with no survivors? I just want to watch stock brokers jump out windows.

>>18432987
try tiping s m h (no spaces) and posting

>>18432945
CCL just issued bonds priced at 13% and diluted their share price, painful stuff, probably never gonna see 40s again. If you're look ten years, quality is your deal. Good blue chips, tech, BAM, JNJ, NEE, PEP, KO, MCD, LMT, RTX. Anything like that has pretty good odds of doubling or tripling in ten years. You dont need insane growth for that, especially if he's buying the dip (tm)

>>18432942
And the demand for the rock is the highest it’s been in quite sometime idk what you mean by that, $2k before May ez

>>18432995
in other words s m h(w/o spaces) gets changed to baka

PATHETIC BEARCVCKS. A -1.5% FVTVRES RALLY IS THE BEST YOV CAN MVSTER AGAINST THE GOLDEN BVLL? Pathetic. Get a life and remember this mantra.

Bvll. BVLL. BVLL!

>>18432996
homie i want results in a week baka

>>18432845
based and redpilled

>>18432986
>EPR Properties is a real estate investment trust based in Kansas City, Missouri, that invests in amusement parks, theaters, and ski resorts.
Who's gonna tell him?
O is probably your best bet, 5% guaranteed divvy is decent

>>18433005
that word filter along with (s)oy, (t)bh and (f)am are probably two years old by now

>make tinder account
>swipe for hours
>no matches
>delete account
>repeat every week until suicide

what are some investments for these feels

>>18433012
SH

>>18432992
You have to kill Jerome Powell

>>18433030
SNSS

>>18433030
$RGR, $AOBC

>>18432553
Huge green gap tomorrow
Curve is flattening. NYC is under control now
Most Europeans are fine now. Their old people died ok mass but now there’s fewer and fewer death
Oil deal sealed
2 more gorrillion brrrrrr
Fauci himself said economy can re-open by May latest

>>18433023
onions, desu, senpai

>>18433030
Try calisthenics bro. Assuming your gym is closed. Tinder is about looks and not being an autist. Work out to feel good and learn to sear chicken breast and green beans. Basically all you need.

>>18433030
RTX AMD
I don't remember the rest.

>>18433012
start gambling on options then

>>18433005
>>18433023
this is gonna fucking bloody and fun. these newfags are fucking fresh and ripe

Why do people invest in BRK? It pays no dividend yet there is a persistence on holding onto it for the long term? Is it meant to be sold?

>>18433050
Link to two more gorillion stimulus? Want to see what shitty companies are getting bailed out so I can buy calls first thing

>>18433062
Reminder to tell them to play TVIX earnings

>>18432992
2008 was as close as it got. You will never see that level of despair again, now printers go brrrrrrrr and everyone takes their sleeping pill listening to the calming sounds of trillions being born from nothing.

>>18433054
Bretty good advice but hard to get that shit in the routine. If “go to gym” is in the routine, once you’re there you’re gonna get some exercise in.

>>18433030
Check out the YouTube videos on how to game tinder. That’s what I plan to do once I have my shit together enough to chase after thots and wives.

>>18433072
I'll tell them to buy VIX calls like that bagholder trip too kek

>>18433050
The curve flattening is obvious, the second wave is the killer, fauci and the health people are keeping their options open, saying they need full testing and contact tracing.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/13/coronavirus-live-updates.html

>>18432982
COLLECTING PREMIUM AND HAVING GOOD TIMES

WE GON’ MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

AS WE MAKE THE MARKET SHUFFLE TO THE RIGHT

*now snib snab*

>>18433023
>>18433062
shit i didnt know. i dont know why but i got a kick to start posting recently.

>>18433046
You can't, he's grown too powerful.

>>18433030
Tinder is impossible for me. Messaging women my age is some sort of abstracted evolutionary mating ritual that I’ll never be able to understand, if I get a text I always respond as soon as I see it and just text the girls like I do my friends. Idk how to describe it, I’m done with tinder now but it would take weeks of crazy swiping to get a match that would talk to me for more than one day. Something in my messaging must have been a big turn off or they just found a more worthy guy. It’s some sort of weird chess social chess match that my autism can’t mesh with.

>>18433105
its okay homo, I lurked /fit/ for 9 years before I started posting

hehehehhe time to collect premium

>>18433111
Two trips in one thread baby

>>18433111
You need to start treating women like morrowind NPCs. Just go up to them irl and start talking to them. Do it a couple dozen times and really pay attention. You’ll figure out that, for the most part, the dialogue options are pretty straight forward and once you memorize the right responses for the quick time event, you come to understand how shallow the AI really is.

>>18433111
tinder mantra is ABC - always be closing. seriously if you haven't switched to texting within a day and set up a date within a day or two its ogre. don't shoot the shit, don't small talk bullshit until you have something set up, just escalate. I'm married now but that's what worked for me when I was on it and I was never really considered attractive

>>18433105
we're all gonna make it.
>tfw no more comfy job threads and econ threads

>>18433161
what are the best openers?
>Hey, whats up?
too autistic to pull it off.
>Youre cute
i dont look like a chad, cant do this or ill get a rape charge

https://finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/artificial-intelligence-fibonacci-trading-system-215522795.html

>fibonacci
laughinggirls.jpg.exe

>>18433030
dude i just made one again yesterday and already have 27 likes and 6 matches and only have one pic and no bio.. girls attention span sucks just keep it really fucking simple

>>18433174
FAT PENGUIN

sry, just wanted to say something to break the ice

>>18433174
Open with:

>I like turtles.

44% success rate

>>18433111
I can't even imagine how horrible this must be. I have my regrets about my dating/love life, but to just have someone who isn't a fucking cunt I didn't meet on some whore self gratification machine I guess I should be proud.

I hate women, I hate what they've done to this world. It is so, so obvious they're the problem with modern society - people say jews, blacks...nah. We used to handle both of those problems, very effectively, when the society was run by men.

Anyway nice trips

>>18433174
say you get a gf. you have to spend time with her, care about her, and start thinking about the future (marriage, babies, home, etc)
say you wanna just fuck. be attractive and fuck her.
it's not about what you say. it's more what your intentions are. woman pick up on that shit man.

>>18433161
Lol. I’m really lacking in my understanding of the female mind never had female friends, and none of the females in my family are within 15 years of my age

>>18432736
Wait until banks report on Wednesday that can unironically drop entire market 25% from here if its bad enough, there aren't many catalysts left except late month earnings.

>>18433030
>make bumble account because it's one I haven't tried yet
>swipe yes on everyone
>yes everyone
>even the ones I swear are men in wigs
>get two matches
>ohshit.jpeg
>the gimmick of the app is after a match the woman has to initiate the conversation and they have less than 24 hours to do it
>if they don't message you the match disappears
>first time on one of these apps I get matches and I get to watch them fade away because they don't start the convo

This is worse than getting no matches

>>18433159

You could just accumulate 20 Snapchat girlfriends you can’t do anything with thanks to quarantine like me

>>18433174
Idk dude, I’m not you. Just try whatever. I once went up to a girl and started talking super loud and said “HEY YOU’RE HOT, GIMME YOUR NUMBER” and it worked. It only worked that one time, but hey, that’s a data point for further iterations of the game.

>>18433193
>Be a whitey in Philippines
>Install Badoo and put some pics
>Pay for the premium stuff
>Get literally 600 likes and 40 messages in 3 days
>kinda like 3 of them by their looks
>Message them
>They're either boring or take too long to reply
>Uninstall badoo
That was a couple months ago. Will try again after this corona shit blows over.

>>18433174
If you matched she assumes you think she's cute, it is a fucking dating app, you didn't match for the bio

>>18433174
Hey! Whats your name?
>Stacey
No way! Thats my wifes name
>Uh...
Ya, I just met her and she doesnt know it yet though
>Starts blushing
Naaaaaaa, you dont stand a chance.

Walk away like the alpha you are. I guarantee if youre good looking and say it with confidence she will speak moistly towards you soon

Why I’m a bull: The coronavirus is very good for the stock market.

It is disproportionately killing black people and old people (aka: people who don’t matter). This is really good news for the stock market, because poor people will be more dependent on the wealthy for its table scraps than ever before, increasing their relative power in society. The longer it goes on, the wider the gap between the winners and losers grow, so Trump will privately try to drag this on a bit.

I am not saying this is good for the economy. The economy is for everyone. The stock market is for rich people, who thrive on the fiefdom, servitude and subjugation of the poor.

I was seriously getting really worried that the coronavirus might affect rich people too. Imagine my relief to learn it is mostly only affecting the poor... phew.

>>18433206
just know that they have a six sense about being social. they can really pick up when there is something wrong.
For example, the unabomber was caught because his brother's wife always sensed that there was something wrong with him. She made his brother look at the unabomber's manifesto. Woman can tell shit like that. And hence, they can sense what your intentions are.

>>18433242
based

>>18433242
>too many assumptions
at the end of the day. i just want to know whats going to go up and whatt's going down.

>>18433243

I thought he was caught after his brother read the manifesto in the paper and thought it sounded like Ted

>>18433204
guess who pushed women into those roles and were behind feminism? Kikes

>>18433030
Bro I know those feels thats why I took the oil and RTX pill. Have 62 swipes on me yet on 3 matches. One of them ghosted me, the other barely responded, and the other one was keeping up a weak conversation with me and then basically ghosted me when she found out I was using passport.

I dont know but i feel like women dont try or can't hold a conversation now a days.


>Is it me but I don't know I want another "great war"

>>18433204
>People say jews, nah....We used to handle both of those problems, very effectively

Howd that one turn out anon?

>>18433070
Simple google my friend. Every segment is covered. And probably old news now that Fed is literately buying junk rated bonds. This alone means stonks cannot go red at all

>>18433243
Or they can sense that you grew up being bullied and never developed any confidence and still ashamed of your average range peepee and social standing

UH OH BULLS WHAT HAPPENED

>>18432996
Nobody is buying your BAM bags retard. Stop shilling it 24/7.

>Oil futures +5%
Lmaoooo

>>18433284

Everyone was on board with the “persecuting Jews” part, no one cared about Kristallnacht or the boats full of fleeing Jews they’d turn away from their shores lmao. It was the whole “starting war with literally everyone” thing and now it’s his fault Jews have plot armor to boot

>>18433265
You thought wrong, his brother is a woman, his mother was a man.

>>18433265
Correct.
>>18433243
Women can and often are quite good at using their empathetic mind to divine things about the male psyche, but once you realize this about them it's easy to manipulate them. Especially in business settings.

>this thread

>>18433265
yep, thats true, but thats because his brother's wife showed him the manifesto. She suspected Ted was the unabomber for a while. Watch "The Unabomber on his own words" on Netflix. There's also some videos on youtube that interview his brother and his wife.

>>18433277
its because every young male and their grandpappies too give woman way to much attention. We used to troll dating accounts as a woman back in the day. Inbox literally flooded every day.

>You as a male have to compete, your inbox is empty
>A woman does not have to compete and their inbox is flooded

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

>>18433111
Dude women don't or can't hold conversations on tinder it sucks. I feel like I am ready to be single for the rest of my life (23 amerimutt). Honestly I do hope we go to war with China, Russia, or Venezuela that way I either catch a war GF or a bullet, preferably the bullet.

>>18432716
i didn't even notice they all had the same face at first. does this mean i'm rayciss?

>>18432728
word salad cultural marxists world salad

>>18433310
that's a man

>>18433310

>incel cyber bullies a dumb fat chick

This isn’t as interesting to me as this board pretends

>>18433302
>struggling to break 24

lmaooo

>>18433288
sorry to hear that bro. Hope all is well

>>18433030
Fren we’re all gonna make it. We could always fake being Jewish and take a birthright trip to isreal and fuck all the cuties.

Or go anywhere in Europe / Asia, with our small fortunes from buting OTM calls on meme companies like AMD, Tesla, etc.

Just buy calls on pretty much anything, OTM, and wait. We’re all gonna make it.

>>18433302
Why wouldn't they be? Oil priced in a literal worst case scenario. Things are turning out much better for oil than a rational person would have been assumed even a week ago.

Boris will rule until he dies of old age. Also, the power of love is bullish.

>>18433313
Must be true because da natflix show said it

>>18433310
Top kek

>>18433302
>>18433348
if only you monkeys looked at the graph to see that this +4% gain is wiped out by the opening -5% dump. and despite the news about a deal going through, nobody is buying and it's not going above thursday lows

>>18433277
>Oil
>RTX
>Lucky number 7 dubs
Based AF, Oil Bro.

>>18433315
God thats depressing. It seems that I can only laugh for I have no mere tears to shed.

> I am going to be a forever virgin. FUCCCCCCK

Did we all enjoy the return to "normal" phase? LMAO

>>18433303
Pro tip:
When a politician sells the masses on a “It’s about this one villain” they don’t have anything good for their people in mind. Real world is a complicated place.

It’s the kulaks! It’s the Jews! It’s the rich! It’s the Irish! It’s the royals! It’s saddam! It’s the fucking Vietcong!! It’s the counter-revolutionaries!!!
That’s when you know it’s about to get uglier.

>>18433030
sigh here u go
t. birth lottery looks chad

>>18433233
yeah ima give it till after corona shit too... almost went to some new girls place last night but ended up just going to a usual fuck buddies... or maybe this was friday i made it... oh whatever it is.... girls are desperate and to get em.. just be short and simple.. too complex and they don't care

>>18433370
We've been over this.

>>18433373
That's a retarded take and you're retarded for thinking it's insightful.

>>18433361
lol

>>18433373

What does it mean when 100+ different countries over the years kick the Jews out at odd times

>>18432996
Interesting, tell me about your BAM position. I like their holdings, do you think you would increase / downsize your position?

I'm a noob and have 5k going into my stocks account next Friday. I'm doing research until then and hope the market will bottom back out.
Any recommendations on what I should buy? Hoping to 2x or 3x this in 10 years.

HEY NOOB. you want to 5 or 10X in 10 years? Open a Roth IRA with your 5 K. Buy RX and sell covered calls. That's it. Do it over and over every month and make 70 to 80% per year. Period, end of process. Somebody prove me wrong.

>>18433390
This chart is why I am going to get rich on my SPY calls, just wait.

The 16 year olds, and gays on tiktok are buting puts... hahaha

>>18433370
> New York already peaking
> Europe starting to reopen
> Models show fewer deaths every day
> At current rate this will kill half as many as the flu
> Only people out of work are people whose jobs didn't actually matter in the first place
It's only going up from here

>>18433310
The ... hurt, poor bitch lol

>>18433408

50% of the world economy is shut down

>>18433366
It is only depressing if you let it be.

Ask yourself, is this something that can change?

If it isn't, then don't worry about it as you cannot change it

If it is, then do something to change it.

Stop projecting your betaness. Rise up. Take comfort in knowing there are woman out there like you. go and find them

Carpe diem

>>18433415
And it's gonna reopen in the next month and literally no damage will be done. People will be desperate for work to cover costs, those with money will be desperate to go out and buy stuff and do things, and literally nothing will change

>>18432616

Service economy in US is kill, which is like 30% or more of the workforce.

>>18433330
theres no use anon

>>18433429
>people are desperate for work
are you forgetting that unemployment pays more than shit minimum wage jobs for a few more months
lmao

>>18433421
There aren't women out there like you though. And you wouldn't want them if there were. Women are not the same as men. And that's unironically a good thing. These problems in our society are caused by society treating women like men and vice versa.

>>18433430
Good. Hopefully we see a resurgence in actual productive sectors of the economy coinciding with a collapse of Chinese manufacturing.

Looks like Cleveland might have just taken a direct tornado hit

>>18433436
Are you forgetting most minimum wage earners are literally useless, only exist to consume, and giving them a UBI changes nothing? If anything, it means they spend more money consuming and less working/commuting

>>18433415
This is a joke right? Every McDonalds in America is still open. Every grocery store is open.

>Muh Baseball games are canceled
>Muh less flights

Like, I mean it’s so obvious this was a giant Bear trap by the rich, get the retard retail investors, like myself, to load up ob puts and get fucked.

Then take all this debt and use it to further inflate the stock market. We will exceed all time highs in 6 months.

We might explode into a depression soon. But a virus with a 0.01 death rate is not going to do it.

The politicans own a shit ton of NOC, RTX, and other war companies, buy those and profit once we fuck china

>>18433461
none of that supports the post I replied to retard

>>18433446
>Implying you know all the woman for his type
>Projecting what he would or wouldnt want
>States basic biological facts
>Woman belong in the kitchen. I dont disagree

Thanks for adding to the conversation.

>>18433463
Do you think we can artificially tank MCD if we start publicizing on twitter that Chinese MCD's are kicking out and refusing to serve africans and blame it on MCD rather than the chinese.

>>18433315
>>18433322
>>18433277

If the Tinder mating dance does not work for you, and it is certainly an unnatural one so this is unsurprising, then you must try another. Try to find some sort of hobby or activity that would allow you to meet people in more normal, face-to-face social situations. Join some political group, a religion, or sports club. Find those natural situations in which you can meet people. Yes, they are becoming less common but if you are a man then the challenge should not phase you.

One of the best relationships I ever had resulted from me dropping everything and volunteering at an animal shelter in Japan. I only worked there 3 days until I quit because the place was run by an awful woman from Florida. This led to me going to the bar I had been at several nights before with all my belongings and asking the owner for a job. The theme of the bar was that you speak English and so as a native English speaker I convinced him of my value. This led to me meeting this French girl who worked there. We went to gardens and into the countryside together- to private onsens but would also just talk for hours. In time I had to return to the US and get a real job, but we still keep up and I don’t regret a second.

You don’t need to be as crazy as me but just do something rather than expecting an app to do it for you.

Isn’t this thread supposed to be about stocks?

10% assets on a green day on SQQQ - thoughts on this play? im about 10% equity, 10% crypto, 80% cash

>>18433429
'no damage will be done'
ik you think theres money in getting ahead and being a contrarian but what can u possibly mean by this? bars and restaurants are wiped out - the PPP isnt meant to work for places which are forced to be closed - their landlords dont get rent etc. another example general contracting, new buildouts all on hold, supply chains and artisan workers and loans all fucked up, of course unequally distributed but real parts of the economy are nuked as it stands today. tourism is fucked, disney is eating shit, none of the recovery happens instantaneously. the small business people who were on the margin and even then some are wiped out.

>>18433373
Objectively wrong and this is the fault of Chinese. Can’t you see the obviousness that Fauci and multiple media is bought by CCP already?

>>18433500
why didnt you buy the bottom? it was your plan all along, but you missed it.

Sleep now, wake up at 6 for markets; or stay up all night, be up at 6 for markets, sleep through the day because volume is literally zero, and then wake up for the close pump/dump?

t. weed coast

>>18433513
i've been averaging down but the reason i didnt buy in early march was because i think the market is still very overvalued. also 15% PM

>>18433310
dude that's f*cking epic lmao

(I'm making fun of you for posting that)

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/america-should-be-ready-for-18-months-of-shutdowns-in-long-hard-road-ahead-warns-the-feds-neel-kashkari-2020-04-12

this is riced lin, right?

>>18433436
Less than 3% of service employees make minimum wage, and most people who weren't on unemployment before the crisis will go back to work because they hate being on unemployment regardless of pay. Some people actually like not being a leech.

>yfw cheapies tomorrow

>>18433501
V-shaped recovery confirmed. It’s confirmed because CNBC was pitching it 2 weeks ago, and now they claim “it’s impossible” and that “we’re on the verge of a depression”

Always, always inverse CNBC, the CNBC bots are built to trick us into losing money.

All of the mega corporations, are just going to buy out the small businesses and small artisans and shit. Disney will shift it’s focus to digital content Disney+ shit and there parks will be back open and busier than ever in June.

Everyone that postponed their trip, with there annoying ass kids will want to go MORE now that they have been stuck inside with the little fuckers for 2 months or whatever.

Aka take the Colonel Sanders pill, the man behind KFC will buy up all the debt, aka Colonel Snaders runs the fed and will provide Chicken for all of America, fill up on his $5 fill up box.

>>18433517
DAMN RIGHT!!!

>>18433545
>smelly street shitter shilling for SQQQ
nothing new

>>18433561
But... my YUM puts

>>18433561
what if I gave you tree fiddy?

>>18433551
>He thinks poor people and also poor negros like working shit jobs
how's disconnected from reality can you get?

>>18433489
I would never do that, I love McDonald’s. Honestly as a true American, the highlight of my youth was riding my bike to McDonalds and using the $5 I had earned from mowing lawns to get a delecious 6 piece chicken nugget, with a vanilla shake.

McDonald’s $1000 EOY

>>18433561
based and fried chicken pilled

>>18433590
the price is $5

hey /biz/, what's the average $$$ you make in a week from trading?

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if tomorrow ends up being green as fuck even though futures looks red right now

>>18433395
I’m open to being wrong. Most theories are.
>>18433399
Wrote a detailed response on some thoughts I’ve wondered about this, then accidentally the escape “key” on my fucking laptop Touch Bar.

And now realize you don’t actually care what might answer the question other than your preferred narrative. But I do think the millennia of war between Muslims and Christians would explain why they never “kicked out” eachother from countries. They wanted dominion.

You can’t kick someone out of your country if they have an army and want you dead. You have to fight them.

>>18433508
What is the fault of the ccp, the worldwide spread of the virus? Unquestionably. They fucked up sars 1 and maybe that was an accident. But they spread sars 2 on purpose. And it’s actually the logical thing for them to do once they saw their containment wasn’t working.

I thought Lohengramm planting the seeds of the Alliance Civil War while his own empire was beginning its own civil war in LoGH was a good parallel for this.

>>18433618

i'm expecting a terrible open followed by a fairly rapid climb into green

>>18433611
-$25

>>18433630
lmao i feel u m8

CVRVE: FLATTENED
DEATHS: DECREASING
ECONOMY: REOPENING
BVLLS: SVRGING

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18433206
Go to theredpill subreddit

>>18433611
So far, I’ve made $291 a week from trading, if I had sold the peak of my options, it would had of been $2,285.16 a week.

I’ve only been trading for 3 months, and my all time return is 366%

>pic related is youtube day trader millionare

how?!

>>18433610

How will my uso leap fare tommrow? Cut good? Cut good but it was not effective?

>>18433652
buy low sell high

>>18433561
but Sanders isn't getting the nomination, I guess your theory is fucked

>>18433652
he bets against /biz/

bullish

>>18433653
That's nice. The price is $5.

>>18433655
Cut good, not effective. Still a huge decrease in demand for oil. I'm still buying oil, just easing into my positions, not sinking it all in on black at once

>>18433621
how does one accidentally hit escape "key", it's farthest key

Like watching paint dry.

>>18433611
Bout 3k. This week was good though

>>18433561
the asshole who inherited a couple mil from his dead mom in long island just got cold feet on the three zombie projects hes been paying people to build and/or run, each one of which normally would open and softly fail each time allowing the piece of shit to buy another shark tank. repeat ad infinitum flavored for whatever shit berg ur living near. idk consolidation will of course happen -- u will never see a proprietor nightclub in a city again, only TAO etc -- but there are unforeseen fractures precisely bc its a new event. disney+ doesnt have any new content and is weakened by ESPN/parks/movies but they rematerialized bob so i dont doubt it will survive

>>18432736
>Any recommendations on what I should buy?
soxl.

>>18433602
They weren't working in the first place. Anyone too lazy or drug addicted to have a job gets buy on benefits and theft already. People working either enjoy being useful or have debt to pay off, either way they will go back at the first opportunity.
It's not like they're gonna lift restrictions and then everyone will just say "oh no, I don't want to eat or buy anything" and every store will stay closed and no one will have a job. The businesses that close will get bought and new ones will open. People out of work will find new work.

Why are the Nikkei and ASX always the opposite? Either one is green and the other is red.

>>18433714
>ghost of my account

>>18432845
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO MAKE MONEY

>>18433719
Don't tell a noob to buy a bull 3x leveraged ETF when earnings are about to come out and futures are red. Dick.

>get poisoned
>HP slowly ticking away

>>18432992
if the Covid virus mutates into a plague level killer then sure but then again someone in your family will probably die at that rate

I cannot see anything about the new bailouts, Googled a bit but nothing
Anybody got a link?

>>18433692
it happens ALL the fucking time for me, it's exactly where my middle finger lands if the bottom of my palm is resting on the end of mylaptop
you just brush against it and it registers it
>inb4 that's what you get for buying crapple
yeah yeah... I should've just gotten the 15'' but I wanted more portability after my clunky 17''.

>>18433653
black swan pic relate

>>18432992
yeah if a fucking extinction level meteor crashes into china or the east coast

>>18433695
watching the ticks just makes me lose money. the more I zoom out the chart, the better I seem to do.

its going down btw. needs to test @ least 2650 if it wants to extend to 2920 but the more likely case is further down.

>meat companies are shutting down operations
bros I'm scared

Ok anons, when you guys make it. What ridiculously expensive asset are you going to buy?

For me it’s the Optimus Prime truck. This one sold at auction for $120k but I’d be willing to spend $240k for mine.

Gonna cruise the country, towing a giant trailer I live in.

Gonna hit every McDonald’s in the country.

Futures is looking less bloody

>>18433783

you can kill your own food outside

>>18433793
Printers just kicked on

>>18433794
we aren't supposed to go outside...

>>18433801

going to sell $6k worth of stock i have in a steel company tommrow. What should I buy with it? pls no make fun of me for being poor it was a profit on the initial investment.

>>18433791

>>18433801
why?

>>18433816

DOW and AMD

and never look back

>>18432964
I WANT MY TENDIES FUCKING YESTERDAY!!!!! 100x return in 12 hours or get fucked

Tests from 1,487 Danish blood donors may help shed new light on how deadly coronavirus really is.

The World Health Organization, WHO, has estimated that the figure is around one to three percent. But it may turn out to be high, according to calculations made at the National Hospital.

- We arrive at a much lower figure of 1.6 per thousand. So if we have 1,000 Danes who have had this infection, there are one to two who have died with it, says Henrik Ullum, a consultant and professor at Rigshospitalet.

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/doedelighed-skal-formentlig-taelles-i-promiller-danske-blodproever-kaster-nyt-lys

over hyped bullshit

>>18433791
Exotics, starting my own business or designing my own golf course.

>>18433816
RTX
But seriously invest in something on the TSX. OK, thanks bye.

Getting HORNY to the idea that FVTVRES will be CVCKED by the BIG GREEN BVLL SVRGE tomorrow. Gonna enjoy me some nice bear steak, delicious! BVLL!

>>18433551
>Less than 3% of service employees make minimum wage

That's an interesting stat. I wonder if it's true. Anecdotally I made 1.00 more than minimum wage when worked service. That added up to 39.50 cents a week, before taxes. (They weren't going to give me 40 hours... guess why?) Big money.

>>18433834
Boomer hysteria.

>>18433849

>>18433030
swipe right on all of them
seriously just get all your swipes done in one day, don't think about it just get them all done

don't pay for that fucking service, get a friend to help you take pics (maybe even ask a girl that you match with to help you with taking pics, they know how to do it)
try to fuck girls, don't show them your cock over the app and eventually through luck and trial and error you will do it
also consider lying about where you work, that one especially works wonders if you're trying to land young girls cause they think you're successful

guys is there a website to look up [all stocks] within a specific industry?

>>18433606
>the highlight of an amerifat in their childhood years is getting garbage food at mcdonalds
cant make this shit up lmao

>>18433870
gotta go with finviz my friend

>>18433457
How would Chinese manufacturing possibly collapse. Have you not gotten the memo dude? It's not about moving jobs back to the US. It's about moving supply lines out of China. Just to Vietnam or India or some shit. Nothing is going to come back. This is good enough to get senators elected until the meteor hits.

I'm holding ERX tell me am I going to win or lose?

>>18433870
https://www.tradingview.com/screener/
Adjust filters.

>>18433873
>earning a treat with a hard day's work is bad

oh no no NO NO WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY OIL
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO MOON

>>18433884
Yes buying mcdonalds with your 5 dollars you spent working for is retarded, but I expected nothing less from an american tbqh.

>>18433851
> work 4 hours a week
> confused that you can't pay bills
How do people do this. I was a jobless neet with no experience or college degree, walked into a grocery store and said I'd work any shift and any holiday, and within two years I was a manager. Literally drunk 90% of the time and still making money and getting raises. If your job doesn't pay well or give good hours find a different one

>>18433834
>https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/doedelighed-skal-formentlig-taelles-i-promiller-danske-blodproever-kaster-nyt-lys

Lol just pretend that 125K people are infected. Why not? Makes the numbers look better.

>>18433890
And where are you from? The Moon? get off your high horse.

>Also, can we stop for tendies on the way home?
>But anon, we have Turkey at home...

Turkey At Home...

>>18433652
> he is big gay
Makes meh money from day trading like $3500 a month on average.
Uses parents trust fund money to compensate. Never would of made it without mommy daddy money. Most people here don’t have that option or else we wouldn’t be on fucking biz

>>18433793
BBBRRRRRRRR

>>18433902
39.50 extra dollars a week above min wage my man. I worked at a grocery store too-- Everyone has to work any shift and any holiday or you would get let go after a few times. They called it being willing to support the team or whatever. Getting promoted to was entirely about whether the existing manager liked you-- or just wasn't fucking someone else who worked there. Cause if they were fucking someone that person was getting promoted. One promotion opportunity per store every 6 months or so. Not like managers made a lot of money either.

>>18433606
>I love McDonald’s. Honestly as a true American, the highlight of my youth was riding my bike to McDonalds and using the $5 I had earned from mowing lawns to get a delecious 6 piece chicken nugget, with a vanilla shake.

>>18433888
It did already go up. There are measures being taken now that you won't see the results of for months.

Think about lower interest rates. We ignore that now but it will be a massive discussion topic in October.

Opec cut is kind of like that. Yes it doesn't matter as much when no one is driving but it will help prices especially in the longer run.

>>18433934
Are you not American?

mcdonalds happy meals are part of every true american's unhealthy childhood

>>18433936
No, it's a half ass tourniquet

>>18433921
Yeah don’t buy it, if you had a truly profitable trading strategy it should be easy to scale up, you don’t have to worry about moving the market unless you’re trading fucking huge lot sizes. It’s literally like a money printer.

>>18433934
McDonalds is great
It used to be even better in the past. Late 90's, early 2000s. Wonderful fast food.

>>18433676
how deep does that image folder go anon

>>18433945
Happy meals sucked. Tiny boxes of no food. Bullshit. Give me the BIG FRIES.

>>18433934
Do you happen to live in a fly over state anon

>>18433946
Right now...

Just like everyone ignored interest rate cuts during the crashing. Just because it's not material to the current situation doesn't mean those interest rates aren't going into people's full year and 2021 valuations.

>>18433834
So high? In Germany shit has been around for a while now, certain infected smalltowns needed to be tested thoroughly. Death rate was more like below 0,36

>>18433606
Don’t get the hate on this, dude went to a fast food place to buy food as a kid, where else is he gonna go? It’s the first food he earned. Based and /biz/pilled anon.

for the people who have watched all of shkrelis finance videos, did you find his analysis techniques to be useful?

>>18433945
>>18433948
Good times https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng

Calling it now, tomorrow is going to be greeeeen as fuck

>>18432571
based and WWFDpilled

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/10/irs-stimulus-relief-check-portal-launches-how-to-get-stimulus-check.html

The IRS also announced a new “Get My Payment” tool that it says will launch on April 17. Get My Payment “will provide people with the status of their payment, including the date their payment is scheduled to be deposited into their bank account or mailed to them,” the IRS said.

The IRS and the U.S. Treasury on Friday launched a new IRS website where people who aren’t required to file taxes can go to enter payment information to receive their stimulus relief check.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Dow futures -1.24%
Why even live

>>18433965
Do you think the kraut politicians are lying though? For christ's sake I wouldn't trust Mutti Merkel with anything. Given the fact that ham beast might be ex-stasi.

>>18434019
Who cares it's going to be green. Nobody gives a fuck anymore the market is fake just buy in and take your profits.

>>18434019
goodness gracious how shall we ever recover?

>>18434019
best week ever practically... and bears turn is these futures..

>>18434005
hopefully after I wake up and buy

>>18434023
bearish as fuck
inverse clownposts

If it’s red I’m going all in on calls.
If it’s green I’m going all in on calls.
If it’s flat I’m going all in on calls.

>>18434044
Based
All in soxl calls

>>18434023
how much have you lost?

>>18434019

Dump eet

>>18434019

>>18434053
I'm up. Look at this shit. All those spikes are opens. Today is going to be the biggest. Everything is like this. Restaurants are. It doesn't have to make sense. There's no sense to be made. Just make your money.

>>18432553
See you at the bottom bears
We're gonna make it

>>18434051
I like SOXL, I have been warned against using options on Leveraged ETF’s, but semiconductors will do very well corona or not.

Micron jumped 20% after it’s Q1 earnings, there is a lot of possiblity for the other semiconductor producers to do very well, SOXL might be a move.

I love how the media is going after states without stay-at-home orders. The slanted articles and such.

It's funny because those states are generally doing fine if not better than others.

>>18434101
IT'S THE BIGGEST CON SINCE GENGHIS!

ugh im confused. i only here bull cases yet you guys keep talking about dabbing on bears. is this euphoria?

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/12/politics/arkansas-governor-no-stay-at-home-order-coronavirus-cnntv/index.html

1280 confirmed cases and 27 deaths

plz lockdown so we can feel right!

>>18434140
>>18434140
now i'm sad because he died like what, 8 or 9 years ago now?

ah fuck.
Getting a VERY strong sense that I fucked up buying that Semiconductor supplier and supposed institutional favorite, Applied Materials (AMAT).

Glad I put off "research" until tonight, might've been stressed out all weekend. Or might've come up with a plan regarding exit or hold.

>>18434136
How much of this "the media" are you consuming, and why? Seriously, I just find some podcasts that I like, some analysts and twitter feeds that I like, and then keep the feelers out into normie media like Cramer and a little bit of whatever my famdamily members are watching on Fox/MSNBC.

>>18434140
>>18434101
Absolutely fucking based as fuck.
https://youtu.be/geZSBEi9afo

>>18434142
yea and it's really tiresome. they've been like this since 2013 when things started disconnecting from reality more severely again.

https://medium.com/@yinonweiss/lets-visualize-state-by-state-shutdown-effectiveness-on-covid-19-e13a5cdb50ad

>>18434108
>it has to keep doing it

new bred?

Get those SPY 220 puts ready

>>18434156
Anon, Harry Goz died 17 years ago.

Can one you smg bros help me... I remember reading about some kind of trade you can make betting on volatility... basically you'll make money if the price of an asset moves sharply in either direction. Maybe a bit like VIX. Anyone know what is it?

>>18433675
>niggers

>>18434206
OMG GRILLED CHEESE WITH BACON!??!?! HOW REVOLUTIONARY

>>18434219
Maybe doing spreads like a close put and call relative to the assets price?

>>18434206
>shit just got real xD

>>18433675
ay caramba

>>18434172
not much was just doing a quick look at the states that didn't do stay at homes and results. I thought the fear mongering and assaults on them by media was pretty expected.

ALL republican states and easy to hurl blame at for being "stupid"...

>>18434206
Looks good. Still gay though

>>18434239
Look up math proficiency in California high schools, more telling.

>>18434207
I will, but not until a least the end of this week. There is a huge push towards 300 in the short term as banks report earnings this week and people start thinking there is a light a the end of the tunnel. However, the crash is inevitable, its only a matter of time.

>>18434253
>>18434253
>>18434253
bread
>>18434253
>>18434253
>>18434253
bread

What is a good site to check stocks and an analytic review on them?

>>18434264
>>18434264
>>18434264
NEW
>>18434264
>>18434264
>>18434264
NEW

STAY HYDRATED

>>18434207
you avin a giggle there anon?

>>18433204
When I see how the bros act on this forum, I can see why no female wants them.
The reason they all attract fucking cunts on Insta is because no decent person wants them, and the whores are willing to put up with it for gibs.

Sad

>>18433842
the steel company is on the TSX. Should I buy more oil? I already have some but it seems more solid than steel. Even though steel is a solid and oil a liquid, haha.

>>18433243
I can tell all of my family thinks I’m crazy or retarded. It also doesn’t help with girls if you don’t go to college unless your some cool sexy guy, even though I’ll probably end up better than half the people in college.