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Yes. The ultimate morning routine.
>Rise between 11am and 1pm and prepare
>b12 infuser whey protein powder
>Coffee
>NitroFlex preworkout
>vape pods
Then you bring it all out to your table outside and get some sun while you drink everything + vaping

>>18431668

yeah, but I can only have 1 or i get sick these days

>>18431668
Too much gives me acid reflux.

idk, I've never tried it. I'm 26 and my workplace is full of boomers who fucking chug this shit all day every day and swear by it.
I've never felt the need in terms of energy / waking up, and I don't like the smell, so I don't think I would like the taste.

wake up at 8 am. one cup of tea. no coffee

I have Don Franciscos Vanilla coffee with onions milk n a light spoon o' sugar in the morning and its great.

coffee is life

coffee makes my tummy hurt, but i like the way it makes my head feel

>>18431780
no, S O Y not onions what the fuck

>>18431800

hello newfag

>>18431800
>he isn't drinking his daily 50ml of O N I O N juice
lmao have fun with your allium deficiency

Wake up: 1 cup before breakfast, 1 more with it
After lunch: 1 cup
After nap or around 4: 1 cup
After dinner: 1 cup

Sometimes I have 2 after lunch or nap. I'm genuinely caffeine dependent, get headaches without at least 2 a day. But it's delicious and makes me feel great

>>18431742

it's alright, but i never got the obsession with. i hate coffee addicted fags. and i hate the smell of it after 12pm.

>>18431780
>onions milk
We are but simple onion herders tending to their milk

>>18431668
How do you drink so much coffee without shitting yourself?

>>18431668
How do you guys make coffee? What's the most cost effective way?
I only buy 3 in 1 instant coffee because I don't know any better

>>18431668
But in all seriousness I'm a sophisticated green tea drinker. Davis, Coltrane, the smell of worn mahogany, the list could go on and on...

>>18431668
>Work at a hotel
>free coffee all day
>drink coffee every 10 min 8-9 hours a day
Get on my level

>>18431742
In my experience coffee doesn't actually make you productive it makes you feel productive even though you weren't

>>18432352
Lowest tier is instant
Next lowest is Keurig kcups
Next is a Mr. Coffee type machine with preground beans
High tier is grinding your own beans to use in Mr. Coffee
Highest tier is grinding your own beans, having a funnel and filter and slowly pouring boiling water over it directly into your cup

Anything below Mr. Coffee with preground is unacceptable desu

>tfw 2nd cup
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F16iPyz2Xug

>>18432430
>funnel
lmao look at this faggot over here do you funnel your boyfriends cum into your ass?

>>18432478
Yes. Is there a problem?
https://youtu.be/Bfo01-SQkX8

>>18432399
This is a great way to put it. I get that productive, go-getter feeling and decide I'm going to get my entire life in order this morning, and then end up flipping between shit on my phone because I can't actually focus on anything.

>>18432352
I use a baratza virtuoso to grind and a bonavita variable temp kettle for the water. Ten dollar scale from Amazon to measure. Lately I've just been using the clever dripper, enjoy the ease and brightness it gives the coffee.

Also like to get a Turkish grind done at the store and make a thick cup in an ibrik on the stove. If my grinder could go that fine I'd probably do this more often.

>>18432430
preground is pretty nasty once you get used to grinding your own

>>18431706
what flavor vape pods. very important

>>18431668
dont mind it once in a while, caffeine doesnt really do much for me

>>18431668
I dont even get a buzz from coffee anymore.

I only drink it to stave off the withdrawals.

>>18431706
>preworkout
bruh, your heart is maybe going to stop randomly. This jew was completely healthy but his heart randomly stopped. Lucky his gf was there to perform cpr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnK3HgfQx2E

>>18431780
don franciscos vanilla
very based sir my fave too
everyday wake 4am
3 cups don fran black
get trading

Test

777 get

okay this time

>>18431668
>bean water
I prefer leaf water

>>18431706
So fucking based.

>>18431780
>>18432691
You're the two who cleaned off the shelf at Albertsons. Folgers until they restock.

>>18432352
In my country literally everyone buys coffee by the cup from baristas at coffee shops on every corner and even inside offices. Only poor people use instant.
That said, I fucking hate coffee and dont drink it

>>18432787

>>18433080
Source on anime???

>>18432430
Eh. Keurig kicks ass for speed and convenience. The waste and cost suck.

Refillable k-cups with whole bean coffee. Spend the 100 bucks on a good grinder. It does make a difference. Bonus points for pointedly finding economically priced good whole bean coffee. My favorites are six o clock from Walmart, lavazza from Italy, and Albertsons store brand whole bean (not bulk). All are half the cost of Starbucks bagged coffee.

Pour overs are good but not my favorite. French press makes a more earthy campfire coffeeish brew.
If you want a really good cup, get a 100 dollar espresso machine. Again the grinder is the more important than the machine. Americanos with a double shot are awesome.

I'm on my 7th joint

>>18432691
yeah i usually drink folgers at work but when my manager replaced the mr. coffee she gave me the old one and now i drink coffee at home.

>>18433015
I was at Safeway and the whole shelf was full when i went, I guess there wasnt a coffee run at the time.

Im running low only like 8 cups in so i might be that guy who buys all the coffee. haha i joke but really tho

>>18431706
>zoomers

Absolutely wrong. Its...
>rise right before sunrise
>2 bong hits
>coffee
>multivitamin that includes b12
>take a god tier shit
>random curls between the aforementioned and throughout the day

>>18431668
I usually get a black dark roast at Starbucks when I’m at work. I usually just have tea when I’m home though. I prefer tea overall.

Coffee is stressing you out and its beans are toxic and fuck you guts up. Same goes with dried toxic tea leaf. Drink fresh blood from grass fed/vaccine and antibiotic free cow, sheep or pork.