/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18430065
thats a man

>>18430065
My business is only a tiny bit slower, and I can't even figure out why... I guess the average person will cook through unemployment beni's as if they were earned cash from a stable job.

Very peculiar.

401k is halfway back and I’m working more than normal right now so I can’t complain.

>>18430307
god you wagies are fucking revolting

>>18430356
>providing for yourself is revolting
Edgy

>>18430065
My small business revenue has went 2x-3x since March.

Guess my business!

>>18430447
Cam whoring or weed dispensary/ liquor store?

>>18430478
How is cam whoring a small business

No to both

>>18430447
gun store

>>18430514
Nope. It is in the entertainment / tech industry.

>>18430521
Onlyfans

>>18430521
Hint?

>>18430565
>>18430521
Well... a better hint that is.

>>18430547
Being a cam model isnt a small business its being self employed you dolts. I have employees with a payroll and healthcare.

>>18430655
You could run it as an s corp... I don't really want to get hung up on the semantics though.

Another hint on what you do? Youtube vids maybe?

>>18430065
>be me
>deposit 1k to robinhood which causes my checking acct to overdraft by $960
>buy calls on a vix etf
>vix moons and I turn the 1k into 150
>take out 75k and buy gold/silver, more link, pay all debt including car, keep a bit of cash
>remaining 75k has been fluctuating between 40 and 90k
>still getting paid from my job even though its closed down (ends this week)
>can cash out a week of vacation time
>cashed in $8k of 401k due to corona for more metal/link
>funemployment will pay me more than I'd make working
>trumpbux still pending
Yeah it's /comfy/

>>18430686
I don't feel like there's a ton of options in the small business entertainment + tech field. Should've been a pretty big hint.

Steam game dev.

>>18430782
So you make asset flip shovelware. I hope gaben comes down hard on your ass one day and permanently bans you from ever selling anything on steam again.

>>18430782
Sorry. I haven't gamed in a decade, so I didn't even think of it.
You have 11 year old me's dream job, and it makes sense that it would be recession (possibly depression) proof.

Do you have actual payroll guys or 1099?

>>18430847
Why are incels on 4chan so gay. You know nothing about me and assume the worst possible scenario.

I have a single title, it has generated over 7 million in revenue, so I've made gaben 2mil. Valve sends me chocolates every Christmas.

>>18430874
Cool larp, but you and me both know that nobody on /biz/ has the creativity or intelligence to make a video game that sells millions of copies, unless it's some kind of scam.

>>18430065

i am a neet who had money saved from a previous job. ive been making money via crypto

>>18430905
>We all know we are all losers
You are projecting you worthless faggot.

>>18430905
Taylor Swift had /b/ name her cat, so why wouldn't there be a moderately successful indie dev on /b/?

>>18430934
/b/ in its prime was far more intelligent than /biz/ has ever been. What's left on this board now is the lowest dregs of society.

>>18430869
3 full time employees plus myself and cofounder take a salary

>>18430447
dick sucking

New Mortal Kombat Characters looking Lit af

>>18430748
hope you have money to pay tax on that 150k.

>>18430911
i think koreans are ugly but she does have some nice milkers

>>18430951
Well, I can't disagree with you there, but I don't have any reason not to believe this guy. Also, none of this matters anyways... this thread isn't about chainlink, so as soon as you, he and I stop with our back and forth, the thread will 404 in a half hour.

>>18431003

>>18430065
I made a shit load of money but I didnt enter the market till February

>>18430874
dropping vague hints then getting angsty when people doubt you
nice job anyway
my online self employed biz did 3x last month too. here's hoping coronavirus lasts all year.