/biz/ - Business & Finance

>John 15:12
>This is My commandment, that you love one another, just as I have loved you.

Black monday

Morning /smg/

Monday is for poomping. Brace for Jay printing. Bears are delusional and do not understand that stock market does not fully reflect what's going in economy.

>>18421845
Should I invest in Nuclear or Oil on Monday?

AAL 14.5 04/17

Sorry, but I'm not a believer in capitalism. I'm not a believer in free markets. If a free market, means this, then frankly the free market isn't worth having. I'm a fascist, and I'm not ashamed to admit that.

>>18421861
Praise Jesus Christ , he rose on the third day!

>>18421870
Traditionally, yes. In our situation, no.

Fed printers go
>brrrrrr

Am I fugged Monday?

what stock should i buy

>>18421870
>>18421882
>>18421896
>>18421897
pretending to be retarded or just plain retarded?

>>18421913
Meme Trifecta: RTX, NET, BAM

Is JNUG going to go back up?

>>18421921
You’re contradicting yourself

>>18421891
Cringe

>>18421921
Are you?

>>18421897
Yes , because like an idiot you trade options

>>18421938
you don't know the meaning of that word.
>monday

>>18421938
You literally aren’t making sense, because the posts you’re quoting state that the market is going up or down. So, what, the market isn’t going to open?

what does a balding 23 year old zoomer's portfolio look like?

>tfw Trumpbux might not clear until Wednesday

Fortunately TD Ameritrade allows margin trading.

>>18421969
Were you born retarded or were you lobotomized?

>>18421982
Can someone fill me in on this one? What does a janny have to do with stox

>>18421957
how else to get rich quick?

what you guys think about ATVI? could we see $80 EOY?

>>18421870
Go back to /pol/. It's Africa American Monday

>>18421957
You mad you don’t have 30k to throw away?

>>18421882
Of course it does not. But it does not reflect how you what it to go.

All assets except stocks are trash. Stocks no longer respond to news, good or bad, they can only go up.
Here is the stock market from a based money printer in a different country.
Venezuela

Rumors that trump is going to issue guidance and keep the lockdown extending through May, he is receiving a lot of flak on the possibility of it being to early, new federal models also show a massive surge in cases if it is lifted on the 30th.

Happy Easter /smg/. God bless all of you.

>>18422158
doesn't matter, we're still going up thanks to the oil deal

>>18422174
You have to be a special kind of stupid to actually believe this.

>>18422174
>oil deal
no such thing

What are the oil stocks I should buy besides GUSH?
So far the list I have is
>MPC
>MRO
>OKE
>VDE
>OXY
>HAL

>>18421891
Based, these degenerates need to be genocided.

>invest 5k into NIO today
>wait 10 years
>become millionaire

It's that easy, why haven`t you done it yet?

>>18422262
Are you a bot?

How do I trade US equity swaps?

>>18422251
TOT. It flies under the radar a lot but is solid.

>>18422267
Nah I just see a lot of upside with their sector and the China market once wuflu is past us

>>18422174
there is no oil deal anon

>>18422251
HAL

>>18422267
Probably wants to hype it to get out of his position.

>>18422158
That's kind of stupid. What changes from may to June then? Nothing. You'll never get the cases down to zero, it will always spring back up. Can't keep lock down forever. End of April tell everyone to wear masks and for the compromised and people sick with corona to stay home. The end.

>>18422262
yesterday it was 2,5k

>>18422291
Thanks for TOT

>>18422262
NIO is crap

Someone tell me what they think about MPC.

>>18421897
Yes because like an idiot you traded options and bet against JP’s arm muscles and didn’t read about the oil meeting thursday.

>>18422251
MTDR

>>18422296
>upside
>NIO
Anon.. I..

>>18422271
very badly

>>18422310
It's not that. It's the instant flush of shit when a new thread is created that bothers me.

>>18422390
so you add to it?

Fuck Chyna.

Oil deal coming in hot later
Saudi gonna bend to Mexican Chads and we’re getting our 10% global production cut

>Bears have capitulated
>people only talking about "cheapies" and what to invest in
>"return to normal"
>"technical bull market"
>strawpoll shows /biz/ thinks monday will be green.
Extremely bearish.

>>18422437
Even if the deal happens it's not enough to actually fix the price just yet. 10m bbp is nothing. It needed 50m+.

>18422511
>strawpoll shows /biz/ thinks monday will be green
Sauce? Not that I doubt it but I didn't see the poll

>>18422587
https://www.strawpoll.me/19747928/r
Reminder to ALWAYS bet against /biz/.

>>18422437
Oil price rallied at rumors of 20m+, when 10m~ was "confirmed" the price fucking dumped. I expect it to dump further if the shit deal is what's on the table. Even no deal is probably better as people would speculate 20m+ again.

How do I short the housing market? Do I just short the lenders?

>>18422609
Thanks anon. If the fed keeps going brrrrr we probably will see green monday though

>>18422511
this
i've got strangles though in case JP refuses to capitulate

>>18422681
so green monday

Well if the Govt gets it's way sometime in May things will open back up. So that means the time is now to bag cheap stocks.

What happens if there's no deal?

>>18422705
Until we run out of trees to print USD on yeah

>>18422727
it's done electronically

>>18422727
great

i gift a brrrrr to you sir

>>18421982
wtf is that guy 23? I'm 25 but he looks 10 years older than me.

>>18422651
Mortgage backed securities, shorting home improvement companies, ETF's like SRS, etc etc. You have a shit ton of choices nowadays compared to just a decade ago

>>18422722
priced in or roll back to two weeks ago

>>18422174
HAHAHAHAHA

I still can't believe that it'll finally crash tomorrow bros..

>>18422307
Shhhh he doesn't know.

>>18421861
You truly are thr King of Kings

>>18422345
What site are you using for these reports? I have no clue what financial info to look for in a company besides the graph. I just buy ones that have shown improvement over time in the past before the crash

>>18422437
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia will bend to the beaners.

Hahahahaha

>>18422797

>>18422775
They are about to meet again today at 12:00 PM EST.

>Corona keeps everyone inside
>C02 drops
>Mini-ice age
>People rune the heat all day in their house
>Natty Gas makes me rich

Can't lose

when do i have to file taxes by to get my trumpbux

>>18422651
I've heard DRV mentioned. Not sure about it

>>18421897
>exp in May & June
You might be okay, actually

>>18422797
We all know where it really comes from

>>18422844
you don't file anything. If you have a social security number and filed your 2018 or 2019 tax return youll be getting it deposited into your bank account or mailed to you automatically

>>18422812
Do you not have a broker? They should all have something just like that.

>>18422174
That "deal" was basically nothing. Reducing pumping by a tiny amount after pumping a massive surplus will do nothing.

How much will oil pump on Monday?

>>18422908
about 30 million barrels per day unless they agree to cut it

>>18422262
>>18422267
Its a chinese shill, no one wants to buy your chink telsa shit stock you stupid gook.

>>18422908
Annie 4.5qt after whatever miles is listed on your owners manual.

>>18421885
Nuke

Monday is going to be the greenest day in history. Millions of small businesses qualified for bailout loans, millions will begin to receive trumpbux, oil deal will be made

If there is a deal, US oil stocks moon. If there is no deal, Trump will be forced to tariff foreign oil, and oil US oil stocks moon. We can't afford to lose out oil autonomy. It's a matter of national security. Or am I missing something?

>>18422973
you're trying to bog us but it won't work

>>18422980
>Or am I missing something?
yeah, all that stuff you said is priced in

you guys know that low oil prices are good for the economy, right? it's almost as important as interest rate

>>18423005
You got that backwards anon.

>>18421897
Don't worry bro. Hold those

>>18422322
Some states already have their lockdown until june 10th, federally the same thing is probably going to happen, they will just roll it out month by month

What stocks are you picking up tomorrow, lads?

>>18423015
no I don't

>>18423035
>trading anything besides AMD and the /ES

>>18423053
okay

>>18422842
Sauce?

>>18423005
In the short term oil prices correlates with the market direction. Furthermore most companies have hedged their oil prices so that they pay a fixed price each Q/year, airline companies are paying 60$ for a barrel worth 20$ kek (good thing flights are cancelled huh).

>>18423005
They're not good for US domestic production which requires a significantly higher price to remain profitable. That means large amounts of domestic production has to shut down, layoffs for workers and support industries. They also have to cap wells, meaning they're going to throw 10 tons of cement down that shit and weld the stem, they have to redrill if they want to get back at it, which is a time consuming and otherwise costly affair.

Meanwhile, margins might remain similar, but overall profit dips. That means the emplaced infrastructure for moving, storing, refining, and etc becomes more expensive to operate, relatively, placing companies closer to red.

>>18423076
>>18423086
Thoughts on MPC?

>>18422980
Lack of demand

>>18422842
CO2 cools the earth, don ask me how I know

>>18423076
that's not how hedging works
they buy futures contracts or other instruments to help them keep the price at 60/b in case it rises above that, but if the price falls significantly, they just sell the future (at a massive loss for the contract, but a small loos compared to their whole fuel budget) and buy at the market price

>>18423107
Tough Fact Time:

Global warming/climate change is a myth. And even if it were true it would be a good thing because it turns more land arable and would be able to feed our growing population globally.

>>18423064
>>18423076
>>18423086
off course low oil prices are bad for oil producers. but for anything else it's good. oil goes into the production and transportation of almost everything. with low oil prices almost everything else becomes more profitable.
and oil prices don't correlate with supply and demand because opec exists. the supply side has always been superficially low.

>>18423142

But what about my heckin equatorial niggy bois? The bedrock of the global economy??

>>18422812
vanguard

>they fell for the nothing burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbR1J_4ICg

>>18422842
Is this Deus Ex the anime?

>>18423158
Oil prices figure into the price of all commodities. If other countries can spit out dirt cheap oil, the commodities they make are cheaper as well. So in the US, where we can't make quite so dirt cheap oil, our commodities are comparatively more expensive with an ever shrinking margin of profitability. Dropping oil prices will kill the producers of all US commodities.

>>18423236
>months worth of shutdowns
>global commerce seized
>Central Banks printing unprecedented sums of money
>just enough stress to start the domino run of junk bonds and defaults across every sector
>unemployment and consumer economics jointly compromised to ensure substantially diminished demand, delaying recovery
>this will last into the best 6 mo.
>next year critically impacted
>during US election year
>nothingburger

How is it living under a fucking rock?

>>18423269
>Dropping oil prices will kill the producers of all US commodities.
bro get your brainwaves checked out by a doctor or something lol

>>18423290
I was NOT saying that the *hysteria and overreaction* surrounding the bat cold -- that kills fat black welfare recipients and alzheimer's patients -- was a nothing burger.

>>18423269
lol this only applies if you put put import taxes on foreign oil

Whats a good place to learn about TA?
I know it won't be much use since were in a clown market but I still want to become more educated

This is a pretty good read. A bit long but with valuable info:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/hershshefrin/2020/04/12/great-depression-economics-101-what-historical-numbers-and-charts-from-the-great-depression-foretell-about-the-economy-and-stock-market/amp/

>mfw tomorrow I abandon the coffee zone and enter the SIP zone

>>18423380
>forgoys
>good read
Top kek.

>>18423380
The Great Depression was the cause of total failure of the US banking system, whereas the world is in a self-induced societal and economic lockdown because of the Chinese virus.

>>18422262
>falling for Chinese scams.

>>18423451
The market was overdue for a recession already. Coronavirus just sped up the process.

>>18423459
I'm feeling rucky for LK

>>18423451
>implying banks are somehow less greedy now
>just a flu nothingburger v recovery lol
You dumb.

Remember to buy XAU if it dips.

LOL beaners completely fucking rest of the world

>>18423563
How can I invest in cartel stocks?

>>18422609
Add no idea to Red and it's perfectly 50/50.

>>18422980
Deal is already largely
>priced in

This "small to medium" deal is exactly the most probable scenario set by wall street and the value of oil stocks was set according to the expected value return.

>>18423563
honestly never respected mexico's government for anything before. but this shit is really cool. good for them

>>18423586
What do cartels use? Small airplanes, small boats?

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NYSE-TXT/

>>18423318
You are a retard my man

>>18423587
Add no Idea to green and its 60/40

>>18423658
Not an argument.

>>18423654
They have subs now.

>23% reduction
holy.
fucking.
shiiiiit.

>>18423686
26% black?
this is deeply troubling, indeed

>>18422609
>t. Trump voting on his own strawpoll thru 30 vpns

>>18423686
So bold and based bro. Can't wait to see the look on your grandma's face when she's drowning in her own lungs.

>>18423142
also there must be a certain amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere for plants to live. as plants die more and more of that goes into the ground and out of the atmosphere, so without humans burning these fossil fuels there CO2 would eventually run out in the atmosphere killing all life on earth.

>>18423713
stop posting fake news

>>18423713
>Friday
You'll recall this deal fell thru

>>18423741
t.

>>18423713
Yeah, thing is demand is still near zero, this is an underreaction not an appropriate response, not to mention that total is a dream, production quotas are overshot all the time, it's not like the OPEC police come and shut you down.

>>18423756
>checks
>that tweet was indeed from friday
ah

well this one is recent
Mexico being a nickel holding up a dollar

>>18423763
You wish, this hurts old whites too you know that right?

Mexico is hedged this year. They have no reason to cut. They are priced at like $45 or something. They planned ahead so why would they cut? Look up how much oil is heading to the US at this moment... Then come back and we will see who is being on higher oil.

>>18423363
>Not touching the left stick while playing smash. Fake girl gamer.

>>18423713

>>18423713
If crude consumption is only down 15% from the peak, and only expected to fall 18% for a single month, why would they cut by 23% ?

>>18423794
So does the flu. How should we react to the yearly flu pandemic?

>>18422989
based twinkbro

>>18423787
Fucking boomers can't figure out zoom

>>18421885
China is not gonna have much demand for oil after divestment. Nobody is driving in the US for a long time.

Do you really think it is undervalued? I think it may fall lower. Even if the Saudi Ruskie fund is over.

Yeah the virus is bad shit and a lot of suffering and whatnot is happening but hey you gotta look on the bright side to. Cheap stocks and a lot of people are getting "early retirements" cause of it. Plus that wad of gift money from the Govt. Hey I'm kinda enjoying it. I'm getting a free money wad from the govt, getting cheap stocks, and getting to stay home yet get paid my full salary.. It's gonna suck when I have to go back into the office.

>>18423813
>If crude consumption is only down 15% from the peak
Because it is down 50%.

>>18423834
>Nobody is driving in the US for a long time.
Isn't May 4th when large parts of the country start going back to work?
I mean, you have certain parts that are riddled with the 'Rona, but aside from them.

>>18422511
Unironically this

>>18423855
Make that 30%, though I swear I read 50% the other day.

>>18423834
>Nobody is driving in the US for a long time.
Do live outside of north america? If you don't drive you don't eat.

>>18423873
Oh in the US it is 30%, but the rest of world makes it closer to 50%.

India 70%
Italy 85%
etc...

>>18423823
honestly after thinking about it, I think I'm on #teamSissy
She never got a fair chance. If you remember back to the very first scene in the movie, she's out with her husband and he starts getting grabbed on by some random floozy on the street, then he makes his wife fight the broad. They never had a proper marriage to start with, and then he just sort of leaves her at home to watch a younger girl dancing.
I feel like that guy needed to be a better husband to sissy and then one of the bad stuff in the movie would have happened. Also she was very fetching and had ample chest resources. She only started to be a mess 20 minutes into the film.

>>18423855
>>18423873
u got sauce?
the pic I posted is EIEA total liquid + projection

>>18423269
no it doesn't. We just import some discount oil from Saudis.

Boom, cheap shipping, cheap plastics, and cheap travel.

Gonna suck to be Tesla.

Also, I have noticed even the most dyed in the wool libtard White women are becoming more fashy. They no longer care about being Ray-Cis against China. Even NYMag is suggesting decoupling from Chinkistan.

We WILL be moving out supply chains away from the bat-munchers.

>Oil
>Agree to small cut for a few months
>Ramp production back up right when people are going back to work
>US oil is RIP

>>18421861
based

I remember my pastor saying the entire Bible can be summed up in twop "commandments":

Love God
Love your neighbor

(neighbor in this context meaning every single human on earth, not just people who live next door)

>>18421885
always nuke, just get a few shares of LMT, for when they finally get cold fusion, their stocks will skyrocket faster than anyone thought possible
if they do get it eventually

>>18423911
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-oil-opec-factbox/factbox-even-big-opec-cuts-wont-offset-oil-demand-collapse-analysts-idUSKCN21R29B

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-09/how-the-pandemic-wiped-out-oil-demand-around-the-world

>>18423874
I Telecommute to work, my groceries are delivered, no one is going on vacations.

Demand is so low that I unironically expect $1 gasoline.

>>18423818
Those flu numbers are with no social distancing. The numbers you see with the chinavirus are with a global lockdown going on. If we ignored this you would see hospitals overwhelmed across the world and fucking huge death numbers. It's a new (novel coronavirus) virus, we have no immunity at all. We at least have partially useful vaccines and immunity for old strains of influenza.

>>18423935
>my groceries are delivered
By a guy on a bicycle I presume.

>>18423935
https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/gas-station-in-howland-sees-prices-drop-below-1-a-gallon/

i bought spy at 250

what time does oil start trading bros?

>>18423959
F

>>18423860
>large portions
And no one will be traveling this summer, many will still work from home, many restaurants are gonna go under. We will likely return in phases.

>>18423945
lmao
>I order groceries and they show up at my doorstep. Check mate auto users!

>>18423945
One guy making several delivery runs at once is more efficient than 500 cars cruising around to 4 different stores. It uses less gas.

>>18423680
Omg, is that true?

>>18423921
>>US oil is RIP
you know, if the US wanted to keep their oil production profitable and thus ensure energy independence, why not use glowniggers to have some kind of explosion or something in SA or just do the Syria Gas-Child-For-No-Reason-Better-Bomb-An-Empty-Airfield, to make oil prices take off because people are expecting a middle eastern conflict?
Even if you don't intend on having a middle eastern conflict, just the idea of one will shoot up oil prices.

IT BEGINS

>>18423911
sissy squad faggots need to fucking hang, they always wake up late in the trading day
why? because they're drinking all night and beating their lovers, fucking degenerate faggots don't deserve a brokerage account

SISSY POSTERS LEAVE /SMG/

I want to turn 20k into 1m, with no effort and no knowledge. How do?

>>18424033
>get genie
>wish that every morning you have a fortune cookie appear on your nightstand
>written on the fortune inside it tells you the stock ticker that will have the highest growth along with the exact time of when to buy it and when to sell it in order to have the highest profit
>follow the fortune cookie's advice
>profit

>>18423999
I was responding to the claim "nobody is driving." The demand is much lower but people especially truckers are still driving. Diesel trains and diesel powered ships are still operating.

>>18424012
Trump is not going back to ME. That might be the only way he can lose the election.

>>18424074
well that's why I suggest glowniggers who pose as some kind of shitty free syrian army or whatever. An explosion doesn't necessarily have to have our official signature on it.

>OPEC+ REACHES DEAL TO CUT OIL PRODUCTION ACCORDING TO DELEGATES

>>18424096
waiting for confirmation from a few other twitters

>>18424025
nah that ain't me
Sissy would have been a wonderful wife and mother if her husband had just paid attention to her and slipped her some afternoon dick once a week or so.
If you leave an attractive women with substantial tits unfucked, then of course they turn into a monster. It's nature...

>>18424095
We are already going into Venezuelan, and we have to prepare for war with China. There are more important things right now.

>>18424121
making sure that our oil industry survives it preddy important. Much better to have $40+ crude oil prices and be an energy exporter than to have $15 crude oil prices and be dependent on Saudi Arabia.

>>18423942
You do know they are inflating the death counts in Italy and US with liberal definitions of virus deaths.

>>18424096
>>18424109

>>18424145
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18421845
Is there a guide on how to use fidelity to manage an IRA somewhere? I rolled my 401k over to it since I just left that job. It's not a whole lot (1400 bucks) but the interface on this site is absolutely SHIT. I can't figure out how to set targets and shit. All the things I found on google are more about learning and stuff.

>>18424145
I have an oil stock at 2.35, how high will it fly from this news of a deal?

>>18424193
we'll know in about 3.5 hours

>>18424096
>Minimal deal with not enough impact to cover the over production

Oil to the moon?

>>18424177
Well one is a tweet from a literal who
the other is a verified twitter user that retweeted a different literal who
I'm waiting for other people to tweet still
but in the mean time, enjoy this webm.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586712774616.webm

>>18424193
Nowhere, 10-15 mbpd cut was priced in.

>>18424222
This was another meeting that is going on currently. Don't pretend that you are knowledgeable .

voting still

>>18424062
Trucking is actually something that will be a bright spot.

Products still need to come to homes and that will only increase as we insource more US jobs from Bat-Muncherstan.

>on twitter
>muh gas prices
plebians are just the worst.

>MFW everyone is hinging on mexico to agree
>MFW deal falls through again

OPEC+ VOTING ON DEAL TO CUT OUTPUT BY 9.7 MLN BPD AS IT SEEKS COMPROMISE WITH MEXICO - TWO SOURCES
>OPEC+ VOTING ON DEAL TO CUT OUTPUT BY 9.7 MLN BPD AS IT SEEKS COMPROMISE WITH MEXICO - TWO SOURCES

LOL
only 9.7

>>18424193
it will dump at open

Jesus christ would SOMEONE reputable tweet about this shit?

>>18424318
Hello fren, it seems you're new to clown world. Reputable sources goes against the very fabric of clown world.

oh give me a fucking BREAK

>>18424229
Nice, urine only good for meal tickets.

based

>gas currently at $1.79 where I live
How viable is it to recreate this episode but irl?

additional 3.2m bpd on top of the 10m bpd deal possible

....what?

>>18424405
>>18424384

It's almost as if you retards on here only look at unreliable bullshit sources....

>>18421885
If you are an investor:
neither.
Cheap oil means less proceeds for nuke too.

>>18424428
nah that Amena Bakr is apparently legit.
If she isn't then it is one of the weirdest most specific LARPs I've ever seen.

>>18424428
>not knowing oil goddess Amena Bakr in mid april 2020
imagine it

>>18424311
And it's only for two months. Fucking PATHETIC

>OPEC is cutting 10 mill bpd and OPEC+ is cutting 9.7 mill bpd
oh okay, then that makes sense

>>18424458
I can't imagine that

>>18424460
because everything will be back to normal in 6 weeks

and there it is

>>18422147
>Stocks no longer respond to news, good or bad, they can only go up.
they hve ascended to the realm of safe heaven

Is Zacks rank a good indicator for you? I see some backtests with 50-70% annual returns while using it + some value criteria.

>>18424458
Thats a man.

>>18424062
Coal shipments are down, large decrease in demand due to maintenance while stockpiles were still up. Coal is BN's most profitable operations. Nat. Gas. is outperforming coal on price, and is shipped mostly through pipeline. I expect BN to cut sets shortly for the spring, coal production will drop off as well. UP has a smaller stake in it, but still moves it, likely similar impacts.

Intermodal is stalled in TX more or less from what I've heard, so likewise layoffs from RR there.

RR traffic is liable to continue to plummet, I wouldn't gamble on it right now, but I don't think people are going to go back to buying as much shit as they were prior. Might see a blip and recede into a trough once everyone has their backorders fulfilled.

>>18421845
Next week will be green, the week after as well. Not sure for next month tho.

>>18424461
So that's like what, 20, 35 mbpd from OPEC, OPEC+ and G20?

So hasn't this crash made people realize that the US healthcare system is dog shit? Literally a sickness with a 1% death rate brings the entire system to it's knees, to a breaking point requiring near martial law. How can anyone defend the US healthcare system if it is this fragile and parasitic on it's own people?
>get laid off because pandemic
>get sick form said pandemic
>no healthcare because laid off due to pandemic
>35k medical debt because pandemic
>Can't pay it because pandemic
>This puts healthcare system into debt because pandemic
>This makes treatment cost more because pandemic
>Lose house because pandemic
>It's okay I have pandemic insurance, lol no we don't cover pandemic
>Oh but I got twelve hundred dollars though of money paid for by me, which the government will spend 3 dollars delivering for ever 1 dollar. All of which financed by me. Long run here is your fine, because pandemic

>>18424535
I'm hearing(reading) conflicting things.
but the most common thing I'm reading is 19mpbd cut for May and June

US isn't going to cut and Trump has no power to enforce it.

>>18424544
it's because like 50% of us citizens are unhealthy enough that they are brought near to death by the tiniest of changes
STOP eating junk food all the time, stop drinking soda, START drinking water and exercising you fat pieces of shit. DON'T blame the healthcare system for not being able to take care of your fucked up bodies.
I haven't been to a doctor in over a decade ;^)

>>18424544
>just a flu bro
>just a nothing burger

just pick a fucking direction tomorrow you faggot ass market.

Has anyone tested strategies like buying https://www.zacks.com/stocks/zacks-rank Zacks Bull of the Day and holding for a week?

>oil shoots up because everyone thought there was going to be a deal on thursday
>Mexico being a little shit
>oil plummets
>now there is actually a deal
>pretty much the same deal people were expecting on thursday
I'm not saying oil will moon.
But I don't think it's going to crash tomorrow.

who knows, we /clownmarket/ nao
so I don't know what the fuck will happen
and neither does anyone else.
Oil starts trading again in 3 hours though, so I guess that will be the first peekaboo.

>>18424012
Easier to do the following.
>Store mass of oil in tankers at sea
>Oh shid dey got blow'd up, we suspect, but cannot prove Saudi involvment
>No surbibors, no witnesses, here is footage of a sinking ship
>We will have to send a massive cleanup crew for the evidenc- I mean oil.
>"Why aren't the bringing back any bodies"
>Eh, shark eated em all

>>18424573
this.
whenever I hear
>Healthcare for all!
It strikes my ear as
>No incentive whatsoever to live healthy lifestyles!

>>18424582
Oil deal on top of Trumpbux on top of good coronavirus news and not as bad earnings. Let's see how long the bears from a month a go can hold on to those puts before they expire.

>>18424612
Isn't tomorrow a holiday as well?

>>18424657
nah

>>18424632
A healthy lifestyle is it's own reward. I have been a fat-ass before and it's depressing.

>>18424577
>Why yes our admitted liberal counting of what are covid deaths are valid

>U.S WILL BE CUTTING 300K BPD ON BEHALF OF MEXICO

Wat

oh no
please
don't go
how can their hearts bear it?

>>18424589
Inverse it

>>18424632
but people in america is more unhealthy than people in countries with free healthcare anon. it's almost like humans are a bit more complex than homo economicus

>>18424657
In some countries they celebrate Easter Monday not Easter Sunday
Not in the US, though. So not our problem hombre

NO, NOT MY OIL SHORTIRENOS

>>18424719
Lmao. Everyone laughed at me saying I bought oil at its new modern high. Now look who’s laughing now.
Anyone else here posted on Oil Chads General? /OCG/?
We run this fucking board now.
Crypto meme faggots need not apply

>>18424719
thats way to small of a cut even if the induvidual countries were to follow up. which most of them never do.

>>18424612
Didn't oil drop already when turned out it was only the 10 mbpd deal, not because of mexico?

thoughts on AGRX? already have 1200 shares at about a $3 average, I feel they could see a buyout later this year

>>18424719
>Oil price war ends
LMAO

>>18424679
any governmental policy that bases itself off of the understanding of "humans, the awakened conscious being capable of long term rational decisions" rather than "human, the cunning animal" is going to have a hell of a time. That goes triple for any nation where demographically a large portion the populace are of the breeds of humans that developed in the tropical regions.

>>18424657
Most exchanges, yes. US no

>>18424683
Mexico is such a chad right now
where are they getting this Aztec Sun God energy from?

>>18424740
It’s literally the largest cut in oil production that this world has ever seen, what the fuckarino are you talking about

>>18424719
the cut is already priced in

>>18424744
The price of oil stocks went up by 12% while the meeting was still going on, mostly due to insider information.
Russia & Saudi Arabia agreed to stop pumping the market full of oil, so the prices rose a little bit after that too.
But now that we have confirmation of more oil production cuts, it’ll rise even more :)

>>18424744
no, shot way up, up until news of mexico being a shit and gumming up the works, and the idea that no deal will be reached. Then it the price of oil threw the biggest bitch fit.

>>18424765
Heroin

Would you hold off on buying SPY? I think we’re going to tank again in a few weeks, once quarterly earnings are released and earnings guidance is slashed.

>>18423686
Why would I provide an argument when you got absolutely BTFO in the previous post?

I don't waste time explaining stuff to fragile retards.

>>18424744
Yes, expectations were 20m+.

>>18424748
dump it all and buy AKRX

>>18424719
the cut doesnt even start before may 1st. and is from april levels. you are gonna go red boi

What are you buying tomorrow boyos?

>>18424789
that's true, earnings won't be good, i bet the market didn't anticipate that

>>18424766
the drop in demand is bigger. and all storage is gonna be full before may 1st

>>18424719
This is old news. they agreed to this on Thursday after the OPEC meeting and the price of oil collapsed back to $22. OPEC was hoping non-OPEC members would agree to a total of 5 mil in cuts but that did not happen over the weekend so we're going to continue dumping.

>>18423818
>>18423942
And you got btfo here as well.

Obscenely retarded.

>>18424811
Yeah nigger, put your money where your mouth is and we'll see.

>>18424807
I’m going to buy more KOS while it’s still super cheap
Probably a little more MRO, some shell, and some more PDS (also super cheap)

>>18424817
you just get here?
oil collapsed because they didn't have a deal on thursday and it wasn't certain that one would be reached at all.

>biggest oil production cuts in history CONFIRMED
>oil will continue dumping
I mean, okay however you want to do it.
But I don't see that happening

>>18424789
well you could buy some and then DCA in over the course of a few weeks

OH NO NO NO NO, We got too cocky opecbros. The cut is even lower than was initially planned.

>>18424789
Defo mate. All the big player are expecting recession, you'd rather listen to a retarded stranger on an anonymous Chinese knitting forum?

>>18424799
>840mil revenue
>.20 a share

???

>>18424612
> Futures hit limit up
> Day ends with triumphant crab

>>18424807
DIS, ADBE and maybe OKE

>>18424807
AAL RTX JBLU

>>18424807
frontline

>>18424687
do you got the next thread?

>>18424783
"more" isn't this exactly same as before?

>>18424917
If you wanna do it then do it.

>>18424937
ok

I'd like to get into stocks. I assume /biz/ is a bad place to learn from, but I live dangerously..

>>18424895
Where do you see RTX in a year? Have a bunch at the moment. Not sure if I should grab more or get another LMT. I sold my NOC but might grab it again if it sinks.

Maybe more of these: RDSB, HAL, XOM, COP, CVX, MRO, AAL, LMT, RTX, KTOS,

>>18424929
this is fine, except the part about his existence putting fear into institutional traders.
they like having people like that in the markets...


>>18424956
just buy stocks bro

>>18424956
you gonna live on the street

Bitcoin mooned on OPEC deal. You know what this means. S&P futures opening up 3% at 6pm today.

>>18424929
>+10000 pdfs of trading books
>hasn't read a single one
Heheh. W-who would do that?

>statistically the market goes up more often than it goes down

is there a reason why i shouldn't just look solely for long opportunities while day trading? feels like any statistical edge helps. obviously the current market crash is a special circumstance but i just mean in general besides these outlier situations.

>>18425008
something something "time in the market" something something "profit"

>>18424814
This. The cut need to be more than what the world is using. Clearly it is not. You retards hear the word cut and think that's it. Poor retards

>>18424982
I have some money set away, I can just throw a thousand shekel to the wind and see what happens

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>>18425006
They all probably overlap by 80%

>>18424929
>trader
>has never heard of a stop loss

????

>>18421845
what city is this

>>18425058
LA

>>18425018
that's just a meme from when the market unironically only went up for 10 years. turns out the market goes down too. a better saying is "price takes the stairs up, but it takes the elevator down" lol. you at least need SOME kind of downside protection even if you're a boomer&hold person.

>>18424929
>no daily cocaine abuse but has never beed addicted
>no southeast asian sex tour regular holidays

>>18425008
ok but what about the magnitude of those ups and downs?

>>18424807
Watching trend and grabbing 3x. I expect a big move, but I'm retarded.

>>18425057
Look at everyone on /biz/'s losses whenever something """unexpected""" happens. It's clear nobody here knows what a stop loss is.

western texas is right now trading so low it cannot push markets lower much. yield is too hitting bottom support and unlimited qe pouring in. dow jones looking pretty good all in all,
economy metrics will totally unrelated to stock pricings from now on because of uncertainty and massive stimulus etc

So I dabbled in some stonks for the first time using robinhood. I made a little bit of money (turned $200 into $250) but I don't like it. I sold everything on April 8th.

When will my funds settle, and how long does it take robinhood to deposit once you withdraw?