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Nothing. What did she say?

>>18410429
Livestream it

>>18410429 what did you do. Did you deserve it. Why didn't you tell back.

Quit being a little bitch about it and suck it up. You can either prove her right or wrong

>>18410468
>>18410464
>>18410459
I reported her to my manager and avoided her for the rest of the day.

I fucking hate my fucking job fuck this but icant quit or my parents will kick me out

>i told on her
pussy

>>18410517
I have fucking had it with working. I have fucking had it with women. I have fucking had it of being bullied all my life.

>>18410429
>bitch coworker comes into my office and asks me for some documents
>lean back in my chair, cross my legs and point to where she can find these documents
>she gets mad and wants me to get them for her
>just sit there smiling and doing nothing
>her face turns red and she starts stomping on the ground like a butthurt child
>shes almost in tear now
>get up from my chair and give her the folder while talking down to her like to a child telling her: see that wasnt so hard
>she grabs the documents and runs out of my office
>couple minutes later manlet from her office comes over to me
>asks me if we can talk outside for a moment
>get up and follow him into the hallway
>says to me that I cant talk to her like that
>tell him I can talk to her however the fuck I want
>pump up my chest and already plan to suckerpunch him in his tiny manlet head never break eye contact
>he backs up while repeating: that aint right you better not talk to her like that
>ask him: or what?
>he backs up back into his office
>yell THATS RIGHT RUN AWAY GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER

>>18410429
>humiliated me
If you were humiliated, then you deserve it. If you were in the right, you would not have been humiliated, she would.

>>18410615
if i had done what she had done, i would be in a jail right now.

>>18410429
Had a similar situation happen to me. I was working at this shitty retail job and this huge black guy i used to work with just starts chimping out and screaming at my face for no fucking reason. I was always cool with him. I am not a bitch by any means, i was raised in a place that would make many “thugs” shit themselves so i started screaming back at the motherfucker threatening to beat him up until he started shitting himself if he didn’t shut the fuck up and tone his voice down, and that he wasn’t talking to his bitch momma. He gets closer to me, now literally screaming 5 inches from my face and I don’t even FLINCH my nigga, i just stay there staring at him like i was about to cut him up and feed to the dogs once we were done. Screaming and threats ensue forth and back for a couple of minutes, and when i see that he’s not going to hit me first (nigga was all talk and deep down a little bitch) so i can use my right of self defense, i just get out of the room, call my manager and refuse to work for the rest of the day.

I reported what happened to every single person i possibly could, and we avoided each other for a whole month. Nothing happened to him though because the company was shitty. He later apologized to me and was fired after being caught stealing shit, lol


Shouldn’t have been a little bitch beta boy op, death before dishonor

>>18410429
how did she humiliate you anon?

you’re there to make money. nothing else.

Report her to HR

>>18410637
What did she do?

>>18410637
you still haven't told us what she did to you. what was it?

>>18410606
cool LARP

God bless I work in a factory as operator, zero hoes, only bros and crazy bantz

>>18410650
>>18410698
>>18410743

Yelled at me several times to do work, "I am not going to let you sit on your ass all day watching tv!" She kept checking up on me through the door frame to see if i was on my phone. I was sweeping and turned around and she was watching me through the patio glass door, I had squatted without knowing she was there and my underwear was showing so i felt violated. She then shouted at me in front of my coworkers and said i was not working properly when in fact I was and that she wanted the windows cleaned by the time she got back from an errand.

I am ready to do a shooting. If I, a big black man, did this to a little white young girl (she is 60 white bbw mind you), I would have the police called and be in jail.

>>18410429
shit in her purse

>>18410589
bruh, at some point if you're so done with it just open up and say out loud what you think about her. I'm sure there's plenty of objective work criticism that you can throw at her and perhaps sparkle some compassion from your coworkers or even the stupid bitch.

Avoid snapping out, yelling and losing composture (unless she does before you). Just point out facts and don't give a fuck about the immediate consecuences. If they fire you, so be it. You'll be better off to another workplace and at least you got the shit out of your chest. Good luck fren

>>18410867
and plus, they were just sitting there in the kitchen chatting like old ladies while i was in another room minding my own business.

>>18410867
>a big black man
just report her for a hate crime, say she is trying to treat you like a slave or something (make sure to bring up slavery). the vagina card holds no power against the race card

>>18410894
Lol if you think big black men have a priority over a white woman. Just by breathing the same air as hers everybody in a radius of 100km is gonna suspect he is up to something

>>18410429
Get prepaid legal. Its like 29 bucks.a month.

>>18410606
I'll take "Things that never fucking happened" for $500, Alex.

>>18410975
it doesn't really matter which card is stronger, the key is to play it 1st. The opponent going 2nd diminishes their card value significantly. Especially here, we're dealing with a young impoverished black man and an established fat old white woman. I'd argue his card is stronger too.

>>18410648
I'll take "More things that didn't fucking happen" for $500, Alex.

>>18410867
Catch her alone in a room with no cameras, beat the shit out of her then claim to everyone that she called you a nigger. I'm being dead serious

did you try giving her the BBC?
A season of BlackAdder should sort her right out

>>18410894
>the vagina card holds no power against the race card
the pussy card has trumped every other card throughout history my friend.

>>18410867

Just tell HR she called you a lazy nigger

>>18411111
impressive

>>18411111
...If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise...

You take it and come back the next day with a full smile, like the obedient good little bitch for Mr. Goldenberg that you are.

>>18410867
>If I, a big black man
You people actually believe this shit, don't you?

At work on Friday, my coworker was talking about how happy he was that his mother was visiting on the weekend because she was making her "special lasagna recipe". He talked about it at length and I told him lasagna is rather simple to make and I couldn't see it being that "special".

Today, he brought in lasagna for other coworkers and gave me 1/4 of a piece he gave them so that I would, "know why it is special".

It tasted like generic lasagna. He asked me how it tasted and had an almost triumphant expression. Knowing the answer, I asked him if she made her own sauce and pasta. He said no, but she spices and customizes it herself.

I then asked him how he considered it her "special recipe" when she basically assembled pre-made, store-bought ingredients. He tried to hide it, but it was obvious he was upset and realized that I had won this time. He avoided eye contact when he walked past my desk 10 minutes ago. I definitely won.

This experience has gotten me thinking: what do you consider home-made? Obviously I would not expect someone to grow and mill their own flour to make pasta, but there is an obvious medium between that and throwing together processed foods and calling it your "special recipe'.

>>18410429
record raping her masked then leak

>>18410429
Thought everyone was on lock down

>>18410867
sounds like you werent working and it sounds like she's your supervisor.

if you dont shape up and do your god damn job you will get fired and for a very good reason. she aint your coworker she is essentially your boss.

>>18410867
>I am not going to let you sit on your ass all day watching tv.
>my underwear was showing so i felt violated
>If I, a big black man

This is all bait

>>18413651
lol i aint getting fired you faggot.
She aint my supervisor you fat fuck. go back to redit you dirty ass normalfag

>>18413036
You were being a total asshole to your coworker. Why? Couldn’t you just let him enjoy the prospect of his mom’s lasagna? Why did you rain on his parade? Especially during this time in history? BAKA.

>>18413699
then your story is bullshit.
if she isnt your supervisor then why is she supervising you telling you what to do and you're not able to complain to anyone about it?
maybe because youre slacking off when you're supposed to be working. if she isnt your boss then complain to your boss about it instead of coming on 4chins complaining to people who are getting paid to stay at home right now

>>18413796
Why don't you shut the fuck up you dumb faggot. She has power over me you mother fucker because she is older and I am only young you retarded motherfucker

>>18410648
I'm alpha af too ever since the work from home order

>>18413811
lol literally seething

>>18413811
Try working next time

>>18410429
Do you secretly masturbate while replaying it over in your mind?

>>1841381
you sound like a whiny faggot, no wonder people tell you off at work

>>18414083
>>18413811

>>18410606
Should've fucked the little manlet to humiliate him and show dominance.
Let him go so easily, how can you even consider yourself an "Alpha"?

>>18410429
Listen Anon, I had female managers and coworkers like this too.

You wanna really know what puts bitchy women on blast?
Smile (mildly mockingly) while you listen to them deride you, and reply in "yes honey" kind of way.
Act like the whole situation is pretty funny.

She's got a stick up her ass for one reason or another or shes on her period.
If you want it to stop, make it unpleasant for her. Women smell frustration like a dog can sense fear.

>>18413690
let the retards enjoy their larping, they have nothing else to do

OP definitely quarantined masturbating to hentai

>>18410429
Take an inventory of your needs and become self-reliant.
Once you've accomplished this, freely choose to engage with other human beings on your own terms.

I got fired from a pharma lab job because I thought I prepared a standard wrong because I looked at the results and it looked off and my boss was a hardass so i asked a coworker about what to do and she proceeded to rat me out to upper management saying I was hiding data. It was a shitshow but I eventually ended up in a DUDE WEED lab and i honestly couldn't be happier. I absolutely refuse to ever go back to a corporate outfit. Im in a groupchat still with old coworkers and they force them to work even when people have tested positive, meanwhile my new job has limited us to 18hr weeks(less cuz we're allowed to leave once we're done) while still getting paid for 40 and i never have these mental mind games with management because we're a small outfit in a very profitable business thats still deemed essential and people are chill. Wage cucking is slavery but there's definitely jobs out there that make it tolerable.

>>18410606
Damn what an alpha male

>>18410429
Shoot up the office


THIS POST IS AN ACT OF HUMOUR AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

>>18413036
Jesus christe

>>18413036
Is this a new pasta? 'uz me likey.

>>18410429
Do people's parents on here really speak like that? No wonder you're all faggots.

>>18413811
I bet your considered good looking and these women are ugly and fat. Is this correct?

>>18413878
You stole this from me and didnt even ask... wtf lol then you use it in the wrong context. Holy shit

>>18410429
>>18410606
>bitch coworker comes into my office and asks me for some documents
>rush to obtain them for Her
>while i am scrambling on the ground She sits in my chair
>kicks Her shoes off
>rests Her bare feet on my desk
>i hand Her the documents, still on my knees
>"stay" She commands, and i obey
>i know to keep my eyes on Her perfect feet if i want to be allowed dinner this week
>"lick" She commands, and i begin feverishly licking Her soles
pic very much related

>>18418744
checked and coomerpilled

>>18418777
checked

OP if she isn't your boss just walk away and ignore. If she follows you tell her straight you aren't my boss so don't stop talking to me.

>>18410589
Stop being a fag then bud

>>18418744
BASED

>>18410606
Damn cool larp bro

>>18413036
Lol....


At work on Friday, my coworker was talking about how happy he was that his mother was visiting on the weekend because she was making her "special lasagna recipe". He talked about it at length and I told him lasagna is rather simple to make and I couldn't see it being that "special".

Today, he brought in lasagna for other coworkers and gave me 1/4 of a piece he gave them so that I would, "know why it is special".

It tasted like generic lasagna. He asked me how it tasted and had an almost triumphant expression. Knowing the answer, I asked him if she made her own sauce and pasta. He said no, but she spices and customizes it herself.

I then asked him how he considered it her "special recipe" when she basically assembled pre-made, store-bought ingredients. He tried to hide it, but it was obvious he was upset and realized that I had won this time. He avoided eye contact when he walked past my desk 10 minutes ago. I definitely won.

This experience has gotten me thinking: what do you consider home-made? Obviously I would not expect someone to grow and mill their own flour to make pasta, but there is an obvious medium between that and throwing together processed foods and calling it your "special recipe'.

>>18413036
>>18413727
>>18417746
>>18417749
>>18419001
>>/ck/thread/9544055
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>Fri Oct 13 08:00:10 2017

>>18411011
>>18410996
fag

>>18413699
of course it's the shitskins that talk like this kek

>>18410606
>bitch coworker comes into my office asking me why there's cum on the toilet seat in the woman's restroom
>she knows I'm the office coomer but no one can do shit about it because I went to highschool with the boss' son and we are best friends
>"idk, maybe tranny annie from accounting decided to rub one out"
>she says she's going to get me fired
>"wait wait don't do that, there's no need for that"
>she turns around
>quickly grab her by her ponytail
>pick her up up the ground with my immense strength
>"DIE ROASTIE"
>hit her with the 'ol incel back crack
>she screams in pain
>werenotdoneyet.jpg
>slam the door shut
>grab her by both of her ears and swing her around 360 degrees as she screams and cries
>"MESS WITH THE BEST? ETERNAL REST!"
>throw her clean through the plate glass window
>watch as she plummets 200 feet down to the cold pavement below
>learn back in chair
>"god I love being a heterosexual white male in his 20's"

>>18413860
based

>>18410429
>>18417194
Shoot up the office


THIS POST IS NOT AN ACT OF HUMOUR AND IS MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

>>18410867
>If I, a big black man

Zoomers can't even shitpost properly.

OP here again (got banned for posting ponies lol). You need to understand that I'm an aspergers so I really would appreciate help in taking down this uppity whore. Nobody bullies us and walk away free. I thought about planting some of my cp into her workstation and call the cops on her. Is this a good plan? I think so. It's time to show the fucking Jews that they can't just keep oppressing us!

>>18419212
based plan OP

>>18419171

Written by a butthurt underachieving person of color

HURR DURR SHES SO PRIVILEGED NOT BETTER THAN ME

>>18410867
Dude, ask her out

>>18419212
Just deep fake some amateur porn.

A member of my friend circle slighted me many years ago so I fucked his girlffriend for like three years. He probably forgot about what he said and probably doesn't even recall anything ever happening... But I remember.

>>18410606
>bitch office comes into my office and asks me why I'm using up over half the office energy quota by myself
>office is barren outside of my computer which is cased in the same plain casing as every other one in the office
>shrug and say that maybe a fuse is fucked or something, get a techie in
>she is the techie
>shrug and ask her to fucking figure it out
>'excuse me Anon?'
>ask her to fucking figure it out please
>she looks at my computer, sees nothing out of the ordinary
>however when she opens task manager she notices the crypto miner; but is unaware of what it actually is
>as she goes to delete it I ask her to leave it
>why?
>because linky linky makes me a stinky stinky boy
>she gives me a blank look and moves her arm again
>pull open the draw, throw open the false bottom, throw out the Death Note and consume all the magic mushrooms I had hiding in there
>dropkick the bitch, mushrooms rapidly kicking in due to the quantity
>pick her up by her long ponytail
>swinger her around my office, destroying all my shit
>throw her through the window
>BEGONE GEIBOWSER!
>do a double backflip somersault as I shout YIPPEE and jump after her
>from outside the building see my boss (really old woman) rushing over
>plummet 50 storeys while doing various aerial poses and stripping
>use the bitch's face as a trampoline; the elasticity of her plastic surgery gives me enough energy on the bounce
>leave gore on the ground, start masturbating
>rise to my floor again, boner inhand and ready
>old woman barges in
>shout GANGBAAAAANG to my officebros
>she opens the door, I get on the floor and everybody does the dinosaur

>>18410648
>being a wagecuck
>death before dishonor
jej at you poor "people"

>>18410429
I had the same problem last year. Some whore would just talk shit to me out of nowhere
I think she had issues with bossing around people and had to comment about literally every single thing you'd do
She did that with others too but got a pass because vagina
First time I told her politely to stop bothering me
She cut the shit for like two days and came back talking more shit
I went nuclear on this whore and told her she was a retarded mentally useless shit
Other female workers naturally came to defend her. Told them to eat shit too
Naturally I had an appointement with hr after that but nothing happened.
Then a few weeks later she started that shit again but with a fat nigger this time.
Big mistake challenging a nigger in a roast fight, he drove her to tears within seconds. After that she just stopped.
Some women went their entire lives without being slapped in the mouth, as a result they think they can get away with anything.