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How are my autistic little stinkers this morning?? Is your wittle cube at $1000 per token yet? No?! Awwww get em next week tiger

I just awoke to a fantastic view in my house in the Hills, Cuban coffee, and a nice plate of pancakes. I am absolutely happy I went all in on ETH at $1. Imagine thinking LINK would give you the same results. Poor delusional souls. Y-you did apply for your little cuckbucks from the gov't for food, right stinkers?

>> No.18407718

>>18407687
>my house in the Hills
i’m sorry
>Cuban coffee
i’m sorry
>a nice plate of pancakes
i’m sorry you eat so poorly. also poor people can afford pancakes

>> No.18407742

>>18407687
fag

>> No.18407748
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18407748

>>18407687
oh you little rascal. what are we gonna do with you

>> No.18407751
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Boring bait
Boring pic
Boring premise
Boring execution
* yawn *
Leave the comedy to the funny people

>> No.18407759

>>18407718
You have nothing to be sorry for stinker. Living in the Hills is quite an experience. With Chainlink, you're destined for Hillbilly life

>> No.18407781

>>18407759
Enjoy paying outrageous amounts for a studio apartment in a multicultural mutt wasteland you retarded dipshit

>> No.18407788

Based uncle, remember when they said link would be $50 by now? Can’t even get to $10

>> No.18407813

Remember when you let it slip that youre actually in link but you fud it for fun?

Sage

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>>18407781
Studio apartment? Beverly Hills multicutural? Think you're thinking of somewhere else kiddo

>>18407788
Checked. They will never win. Imagine propping up Sergey like somebody when that faggot never delivers worthwhile news. He is what we call a smug scammer. It's all image. The dude has nothing hence the price being worth less than a Big Mac

>>18407813
Wasn't me

>> No.18407896

what should i buy before crypto burns unclebasedfag?

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>>18407687
first for Smug Nico gf

>> No.18407915

Unironically ETH is currently the best buy of any crypto if you feel like hodling for a few months.

>> No.18407924

>>18407687
Why do you only show up when LINK is on an uptrend?

Also
>eating pancakes
If this is unrionic you're likely incredibly fat too

>> No.18407946

>>18407687
>Cuban coffee
Pleb uneducated form of coffee
>pancakes
>still eating carbs which feed diseases, viruses, cancers, and prevent maximum brain power from occurring from fast-digesting carbs that begs your body to have a sugar-induced blood spike.

Enjoy your child breakfast.

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>>18407896
ETH right now. Underpriced compared to BTC and halvening would still help it

>>18407915
Correct

>>18407924
fudding linklets out of their stacks of course. kek, it doesn't really matter though honestly, biz is still fun no matter how much money you have. Not fat, they're protein pancakes with fruit in them

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Okay Boomer

>> No.18407963

>>18407687
literally no one cares faggot
kys

>> No.18408032

>>18407963
He’s been right for years. Imagine still being mad at uncle for saying $1000 is a meme

>> No.18408059

>>18408032
except he hasn't
he's been saying this shit since 30 cents

>> No.18408078

>>18407866
>Wasn't me
fuck off tripfaggot

>> No.18408122

>>18408059
$3 and $1000 are a little far apart don’t you think?

>> No.18408149

>>18408122
don't care
still made a shit ton of money that I wouldn't have if I listened to aunt tranny

>> No.18408153

>>18407687
The ultimate buy signal shows himself once more

>> No.18408233

>>18407955
>fudding linklets out of their stacks of course
figured, these corona newfags deserve is though I've never seen a group of newfags so insufferable

I hope nobody who came to /biz/ within the last month buys even a single link, they don't deserve it

>> No.18408360

>>18408153
Am I?

>>18408122
Checked again

>>18408233
:-) good digits

>> No.18408374

>>18408360
Go fuck yourself, tripfag.

>> No.18408714

Finally some good news. Pump incoming, you astro-tier larp.

>> No.18409651

>>18407687
Logarithmic scales predict ETH between 9k to 25k at the next all time high.

>> No.18410004

>>18407955
What's your recipe? I love pancakes but don't eat them because I don't wanna be a fatso.

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>>18409651
I still have about 35k ETH for that reason

>>18410004
You want to focus on protein and mixing in bananas, preferably with batter as they cook

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>>18407687
>living in the hills

>> No.18410843

>>18407687
know how I know youre gay?

>> No.18410952

>>18410531
Move some from one wallet to another and post transaction.
I eagerly await proof. Still waiting for a picture of your yacht too.

>> No.18411054

>>18410531
I'll take the bait. Redpill me on ETH. Why are you in ETH and BTC?

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18411138

>scammers trying to scam scammers into buying their internet tokens

>> No.18411163

>>18410531
>I still have about 35k ETH for that reason

youre telling me you have 5.4 million dollars in ETH alone, and youre shitposting on 4chan? I find you somewhat dubious, gotta admit

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>>18411163
Many wealthy post here, lots of us oldfags still come for laughs.

>>18411054
Many wealthy use BTC as a hedge on fiat. ETH is a gateway for public blockchain enterprise adoption but still a speculative investment. 2.0 can't come soon enough

>> No.18411586

>>18411437
It's pretty obvious to a newfag like myself that enterprise adpotion will be based on ETH. I want to know your personall reason for being in ETH. Is it the former or the latter? My guess is that you're probably too rich to speculate.
> 2.0 can't come soon enough
Now that i decided to go in ETH expect 2.0 ANY fucking day now