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I bought BSV. I feel like the six million dollar man. My physique has noticeably improved, my skin is clearer, my teeth whiter, my hair thicker and my dandruff gone. My resting heart rate is lower, I haven't felt the least bit sickly, rare for me this time of year. I used to run less than a mile at the gym, now I can run 7. I have more energy than I know what to do with. Even my scars look better.

My mental performance is also higher. My inbox and to-do list quickly emptied. I 'get' new concepts in my reading faster than before and can read my textbooks twice as long without mental fatigue. Mathematical notation that used to look obtuse is now beautiful. My working memory is noticeably better. I can grasp larger software projects and longer and more complex scientific papers more effectively. My awareness is higher. I find music more enjoyable. I notice beauty and art around me that I never did before. The people around me seem sluggish. There are fewer 'ums' and pauses in my spoken sentences. My reflexes are improved. I walk faster, feel lighter on my feet, spend less time analyzing and performing basic tasks and rely on my phone less for navigation. I sleep better, wake up more refreshed and alert and never feel drowsy during the day. I still drink coffee occasionally, but I no longer need it, which is nice.

>> No.18407054

>>18407047
My name is joel kurasinski, how much do you recommend I buy?

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>>18407047
BASED

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>>18407047
Based.

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>>18407047
its about to be forcibly crashed and burned. get your shorts in now for 100x profits by tues.

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>>18407047
This is just about the general experience any BSV hodler goes through. In a few weeks you will also begin to notice your cock embiggening.

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>>18407047
Sounds familiar, I think you're STIFF now, welcome!

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>>18407047
I've noticed that since buying a triple-digit bag of BSV my wife can't seem to get enough of me in bed and the barely legal cashiers at my local Target keep giving me these "fuck me" eyes that are so obvious even the most oblivious autist couldn't miss them.

Last night I was re-reading a few Craig medium posts in bed when my wife grabbed me from behind and started whimpering in my ear like a little bitch in heat. After telling her to fuck off so I could finish reading the medium post, she got very pouty but didn't give up and immediately moved down to slip off my boxer-briefs, which were already bulging with my STIFFness after having read about the of unbounded block size and a set-in-stone protocol.

She easily mounted me right then and there without any foreplay at all as she was already soaking wet. I lost count of the number of times she came on my cock before I bellowed out my own lust and deposited a load right up into her fertile belly (it was around 15 days since her last period). If she catches and it's a boy we will name him either Craig or Satoshi.

>> No.18407403

>>18407047
Joe Rogan? Are you ranting about carnivore diet again?

>> No.18407421

>>18407130

That is BTC, which will not do well as the subsidy goes away as it has no scale and no ability to be profitable to miners (transaction processors in the future)

BSV has scale and utility - BTC is an avalanche waiting to happen!

>> No.18407428

How much did they pay you?

>> No.18407429

>>18407047
congrats anon, but it’s not because of bsv
you just had sex for the first time

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>>18407403
Peak BSV'ers are already all in on carnivore diet as well.

>> No.18407787

>>18407047
A recent study showed it makes erections weaker, softer, and shorter. It also caused a notable shrinkage in testicle size, resulting in an overall drop in testosterone production.

Interestingly, subjects' rectums were observed to have widened, allowing easy digital penetration through the anus. The prostate was palpated and appeared to be entirely drained, empty of all semen, like a shriveled up water balloon.

Why would anybody buy BSV? The cost to your manhood is just too high.