/biz/ - Business & Finance

drug lab

harem of sex robot

>>18392564
Machine shop
DIY den
Brewery
Bug farm
Warehouse
many options anon, what are your hobbies and how can you turn them into a biz?

>>18392564
Brewery

>>18392564
Break it up into 45000 1ft squares, on 3 4ft8in tall floors for commies to live in after their landlords evict them.

start a car/truck detailing business. "Full Covid-19 Sanitizing Cleans - $XXX.XX" Profit.

>>18392564
Minotaur maze with you as the rapist minotaur

>>18392607
ah, i see you are a gentleman of refined tastes as well.

>>18392564
Also how much did/would that run you?

>>18392634
Are we voting because I vote this.

>>18392613
i dont have any hobbies. we use the building for our business currently but im planning for the future and going to assume we close our business which would leave us this building. already paid off half the mortgage and we're in a pretty good area.

>>18392589
thought about it but weed is illegal in my state. once it does become legal it will be very tempting to do something like that
>>18392641
i believe we paid 1.3 million for it back in 2007

>>18392564
pods for rent.

Make it a car vault, charge by season, add fancy things like controlled climate and security cameras. Then all you have to do is charge boomers to park their Vettes and Model As at extraordinary rent.

>>18392664
I worked a summer gig job for a fabricator who was working out of one of these, he had rented his own quadrant of space for us to build in and cordoned it off from the rest of the building which was rented by another fabrication group. Seemed like a pretty cool setup, I think the owner just rented out the space to various fabricators to do their work in.

>>18392723
>>18392732
not bad

>>18392732
what were you guys fabricating?

>>18392634
Lol

>>18392564
I operate a distillery out of something only slightly larger.

>>18392723
This. But you better be prepared to pay a lot up front for security and some crazy high insurance in case some locals figure out you have an assload of nice shit in there.

I'm talking multiple security cameras, signs, and automated alarms which dial 911.

>>18392564
draw 15000 1" squares, call it art, get subsidies, now you own a museum

>>18392765
Some custom-ordered bleachers for a company in Pennsylvania. They looked pretty damn good at the end, had a burned/aged metal look with wire mesh fill tack welded in all over it. Had pictures but they're on my old phone. Getting them squared up perfectly so that they'd operate smoothly was a bitch, though

>>18392564
Mass loli rape dungeon

>>18392564
Sex party

>>18392564
Shrimp Farm
Hydroponic Tilapia Farm thing
Bitcoin Mining Farm (dependent on kWh cost)

>>18392634
One more vote in favor

It will take decades but:
Every year buy same 100 products of everyday life like chair, table, microwave, cushion etc.
Store it devided by year. After 20-50 years you have a musem ready showing how life changed year to year. People come and pay you to see.

>>18392564
The hidden /biz/ discord server is discord gg SCrKbKu

It has to stay hidden or discord will shut it down
As far as discord knows it's a kpop server...

We were shut down 6 times last month, that's why the low membercount.....

>>18392634
Came here to post this

>>18392564
set up an axe throwing bar. set up 8 - 10 lanes out of chain link fence. set up wood targets & some nice tables behind each lane. provide throwing axes. $50/hr per lane. done.

>>18392564
Store oil from the supply glut for oil companies.

>>18392564
The hidden /biz/ discord server is discord gg SCrKbKu

It has to stay hidden or discord will shut it down
As far as discord knows it's a kpop server...

We were shut down 6 times last month, that's why the low membercount. m..

>>18393123
PAJEET

>>18393206
I'm not joining ur fucking discord pajeet

>>18392564
Rent spaces to store people’s campers and RVs.
Then rent out campers and RVs to hipsters with AB&B. Then charge for use of bathroom.

>>18392634
How do I upvote this!

>>18392564

Unironically buy some HASS machines and make guns.

Best profit to space ratio plus CNC mills are dirt cheap now

European Auto repair shop

Buy a shitload of servers to mine memecoins and VERY important, cash them out for real money each month

>>18393325
Was thinking this as well

>>18393538
hmmmmm

Rent it out for industrial use or storage.

>wide building in a rural area with no windows

https://youtu.be/iO9WIMFs9cw

>>18393948
I just drove down the street and there is already a warehouse easily 4-5 times bigger than mine which is currently renting out. I'm fucked

>>18392634
here, have a updoot

>>18392634
This would be terrifying.
I would watch it on netflix.

>>18392564
open a gym
a lot of gyms are going bust right now because of corona so you can buy up all of their shit for pennies on the dollar and start your own.

>>18392634
This.

>>18392634
Can you also film pls

>>18392564
Park a camper in it and have a house with an enclosed and roofed yard.

Adrenochrome refinery.

>>18392664
>can't do it bro it's illegal
Thats not what money sounds like

>>18392564
camp for freedom fighters once the government collapses

>>18392634
>Minotaur maze with you as the surging, charging, ATH PALLADIUM BVLL MARKET

Fixed

>>18394545
Do not taint!

>>18392564
no joke buy a couple 60kw diesel generators and grow weed. I could gross 15 million a year with that much sq ft

>>18394666
But it's illegal in my state

>>18394689
It’s only illegal if you get caught my man.

>>18392564
Either lease it out to a company, or turn it into self storage.

>>18392634
this but unironically

>>18392564
Rent as equipment storage

>>18392564
buy barrels of oil and store them there

>>18392564
A dungeon
>non-meme answer >>18394996
Or any kind of storage.

>>18392564
snails. set up a snail farm. its incredibly low entry cost and has exceptionally high returns. go to a 5 star restaurant and check the prices on their menu for snails. its usually a $70 plate. snail farming is also very easy to maintain and clean up. you could literally hire a low IQ nigger and pay them minimum wage to maintain the whole thing its that easy to learn how to do. good luck

>>18392564
Film porn and rent small rooms to cam girls

Or rent it out to photographers/porn people

>>18392649
with how shits going currently. Brewery is your best bet for business. Once the dollar loses value were all going into a localized Barter System. And buddy, a little alcohol's gonna get you a whole heap of figgy pudding

>>18392564
I have 3 buildings around the same size. I’ve chopped all into multi tenant commercial flex spaces that I lease to businesses. Unit sizes are around 2300 SF, can get 8 units in. In my market I’m getting $9.70/sf NN. I pay CAM and water. When all is said and done it’s around a 9.5% cap rate when at 100% occupancy. I just rollover capital from cash flow and reinvest in similar buildings. Passive income via commercial real estate is the true redpill, low turnover, no BS tenants, competitive cap rates, ability to 1031 exchange. Good luck anon

>>18396230
Holy shit thanks man.

>>18396230
have you received any requests for rent relief yet? My understanding is smaller tenants are harder hit by all this

>>18396230

Who's working out of a garage? Real buildings or glorified barns like the OP?

>>18392634