/biz/ - Business & Finance

DUMP IT ALL ON BITCOIN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18390986
Pay your rent.

>>18391041
no.

>>18390986
No it didnt.

During a holiday? Doubt.

BASED SOCIALISM!
ALWAYS KNEW TRUMP WAS FOR TEAM REDS! Now let's abort some innocent babies and rape young men and then arrest them for "raping" us! Just like Marx preached!

>>18391001
Lottery would be a better waste of money than that.

>>18390986
>Good Friday
>Banks are closed
>0/10 Larp

>>18391199

>>18391232
>the average retard who blows his trumpbux on crypto
Yes.

>>18390986>>18391206
Observe the relative, OP. Commit the necessary

>>18391206
lrn 2 crop your facebook memes street shitter

>>18391268
stay poor sweetie

>>18391282
You're not going to get rich off $1200.

>>18391232

>>18391293
not everyone is as retarded when it comes to investing and playing the crypto market as you are but keep projecting...

>>18391293
>>18391299
lot of anti bitcoin retards here recently
being wrong since 2009 is truly impressive, keep it up

>>18391312
So let us get this right. You've been poor all your life, and the only reason you're not one of the elite was because you never had a lump sum of 1200 bucks?

>>18391344
who are you quoting?

>>18391344
nice goal post moving you cocksucker. you CAN turn $1200 into a decent profit if you sit on your hands and you’re not a total retard

>>18391312
>>18391326
If you have 40k dollars sitting around, sure you might want to put a few thousand in BTC. With the $1200 from the trumpbux, there literally is no point. You're essentially telling someone to gamble it, and it would only be a source of frustration to most of the retards here. At least with the lottery you'll have fun and a good memory of blowing it and dreaming about what you would do with the money.

>>18391390
>$1200 into a decent profit if you sit on your hands
I'm insensitive to the profit to be reaped on $1200 years down the line. I'd rather have the thrill of risking it now than the garuntee of a pea sized growth in another decade.

>>18391390
And yet you literally pissing yourself in glee at money even a burger flipper makes a week.
Oh yeah, I'm sure you're a financial genius. Go catch those big boys number with your pocket change laddie. You'll never have that much cash at hand ever again.

>>18391041
Nnnooooooooo!!@@@

>>18391416
degenerate gambler mentality, are you the retard who keeps posting himself holding all those lottery tickets?
>>18391420
holy seethe at someone buying bitcoin

>>18391953
Go big or go home.

>>18391057
what if those ants are war veterans? they ever think of that?

>>18391953
It's 1200 dude. Add a 0 and it might be worth actual investment

>>18392029
>>18391979
Don't bother, these 19 years old never had so much money at the same time which is why they're rapidly falling into that delusion of "making it" with small change.

>>18392008
Better yet, they're soldier ants and without those 6 ants the colony gets overrun by another colony, or hell, species. Fitting with what is happening to the countries full of smug neets

>>18392029
>>18392056
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DONT USE YOUR FREE MONEY TO BUY BITCOIN YOU GOTTA HAVE AT LEAST 10 TIMES THAT BEFORE YOU INVEST!!!!!! LISTEN TO ME YOU 19 YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!!

>>18391268
>>18391299
Cope

>>18392088
t. Neet """investing""" pocket change into crypto nonsense while still living with his parents. If you couldn't afford to buy 1200 worth of Btc before you received 1200 then you still can't afford it, you should have much higher priorities at this point than fucking Bitcoin

>>18392183
wrong since 2009

$1200 is 1200 days of 1$ scratchers! Don't blow this chance!

>>18391293
Unless it's through crypto or gambling. Cryptos the better option unless you're a god at poker. There are total morons on this board who've gotten rich off of crypto only to piss it away in 3 years.

What else are going to use it for? Buy land? Even hiring a professional website designer will set you back 3k. You can also play with penny stocks but that's riskier and requires more skill than just buying and holding bitcoin does.

>>18392211
1200$ can get me two non running cars I CAN SELL FOR PARTS

>>18391293
you must be new here lol

Why do poor teenagers get absolutely FURIOUS when older, more experienced and mature people try to give them a reality check?

Why do boomers pretending to be wealthy get absolutely FURIOUS when younger, more vigorous and BASED people get rich off of chump change using crypto?

>>18392232
$1200 can get me twelve....

>want to apply for PPP as sole proprietor
>chase's retarded application form doesn't accept 0 for number of employees

AAHHHH FIX THIS SHIT YOU FAGGOTS BEFORE THE WELL DRIES UP

Is 7 btc enough to make it?

>>18392536
No family?

>>18391953
>the retard who keeps posting himself holding all those lottery tickets
imagine seething this hard at the mad man of /biz/ who actually did it

>>18390734
>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE 1200 TO WASTE, I NEVER HAD THAT MUCH MONEY IN MY LIFE Y-YOURE THROWING IT AWAY

Still nothing in my checking.

Wish I would get mine already.

I'm like $400 in debt right now, bank overdrafted, can't afford my WoW subscription. Can't wait for my trumpbux to buy a new pc and continue living in destitution. Yawning at this bread and circus "pandemic". Wake me up when this feminized, cucked and doomed country signs UBI into law, at least then I can truly forget about ever having to interact with "America" again.

>>18392875
You make no sense. Your debt will turn it into 800. And you want to buy a computer also? Just save the money.

>Just save the money.

>>18392901
Saving money is un-American

>>18391395
>At least with the lottery you'll have fun and a good memory of blowing it and dreaming about what you would do with the money.
You're fucking retarded. With the lotto/gambling you lose you're money very fast. With crypto, i turned 5k(ltc) into 40k that became 1.5k(req:fun) and now im at 10k(link). That started early 2017 and im still "playing" the game. Have fun extending a blackjack game or scratchoff for 3 years and manage to pull back up when you get your head out of your ass

>>18390986
wtf, how? I haven't gotten shit yet

DRUUUUUUUUUUUMPFFFFFFFFFFFF! JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! WHERE'S MY MONEY YOU FUCKING SCAMMERS!!!

>>18392692
Imagine the butthurt if he actually won.

>>18393017
>bought req and fun
HAHAHAHAHA

>>18393017
1200 is chump change, prince Habib. Even if he loses, it certainly was worth wasting alone for the immense butthurt he caused. If I had my trumpbux, I would do the same fucking thing just to piss you off.

>>18392734
>under 2k
Hope it gets better anon.

Unfair, where the fuck is my Trumpbux?? How long does it take for them to mail me my check, and yes I'm qualified.

>>18390986
The hidden /biz/ discord server is discord gg SCrKbKu

It has to stay hidden or discord will shut it down
As far as discord knows it's a kpop server...

We were shut down 6 times last month, that's why the low membercount
whwh

>>18392692

>>18390734 #
kek

>>18393113
>dude I just gambled away $1200 haha i bet you feel fucking stupid now huh?

>>18392056
I was able to save $800 bucks at least from just working in the summer when I was a teenager. Kids should work from the time they're able and be free to save or waste that money, there is literally no other way to learn and become competent as an individual.

>mfw i make too much money to qualify for trumpbux so i am subsidizing niggers and zoomers

>>18393598
Sounds like he isn't as poor as you.

>>18390986
>>18390986
no they didn't https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/04/10/when-are-stimulus-checks-coming/5121743002/

FILE TAXES RECENTLY? NO. YOU AINT GETTING JACK SHIT BUDDY. THE WORLD DOES NOT CONSIDER YOU TO EXIST. YOU PROBS DONT EVEN HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT YOU FUCKING CUNT. WHEN I ACTUALLY GET MY TRUMPBUX IM GOING TO BURN IT INFRONT OF YOUR POOR KIKE ASS AND THEN EJACULATE ON IT WHILE LAUGHING AND SNORTING POPPERS CLAD IN NOTHING BUT CROCS AND A DOUBLE HOLE COCK RING. THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A FAGGOT CUNT MATE.

>>18393661
cringe

>>18391057
Personally, I will be putting all of mine on link

>>18390986
Fuck you, made me check my account.

>>18393705
Its beeing sent out over multiple installments.

>>18391395
Bro, the strategy is to win yard by yard. Every dollar into crypto has potential to yield more return. Example, I started with 500 bucks to invest. Now I'm well over 10k.

>>18392541
Yes

>>18390986
me too!
i got 10.7k, came in this morning. no joke. i applied for EIDL and thought i was getting scammed giving my routing number and bank account but shit came through today, no joke. this aint the 1200 for normies. still waiting to hear from my lender on the PPP program $$$

>>18391416
>>18391395
>>18391293
>>18391268
>>18391199

Crazy to see this kind of normie/boomer view on /biz/. Where have you been the past 4 years? You really think buying Bitcoin is the equivalent of gambling, in 2020?

People that say stuff like this aren't even intelligent enough to comprehend what Bitcoin is or how it works. They're just parroting things they've heard.

>>18393963
I think the point was $1200 is nothing and you might as well just throw it away.

>>18393113
I don't give a flying fuck what you do with you're money. You're not gonna convince me that losing your money without redemption through actual gambling is preferable to losing money on a shitcoin but still having the ability to trade back up. I'm buying more link btw, my tax return is over 2.5k too

>>18392901
Just get a loan from Western Sky. Yes the money's expensive.

>>18394003
Lose it all? Changes little in your life.
Win the jackpot? Changes everything.

>>18394082
>A 70+% chance to 10X your money is somehow worse than a .000000000001% chance to get 5 million dollars

Maximum brainlet logic, you probably have a better chance of sitting outside on a sunny day and getting hit by lightning

>>18394565
>70+% chance to 10X your money
Not gonna happen.

>>18394565
Show me where threre is a 70% chance of turning 1200 into 12000 in less than 1 year.

>>18391041
That's what I plan to do.

>>18394711
Then you're a cuck. Evictions are on hold for 90 days and it's easier than ever to get a mortgage if you are still working with an income. They can't do anything if you don't pay them. Keep the money, save it, and spend the next 90 days looking for a house once the real estate market tanks.

>>18394647
>>18394676
If you have been on this board for more than a month you wouldn't need to ask, and I'm not going to spoonfeed newfags. You can remain poor like the rest. Not that you'd believe me if I bothered explaining it to you.