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Are you ready biz?

>> No.18390243

>>18390242
CKB announcement?

>> No.18390263
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>>18390242
Kek, that's my shitty drawing. Here's another one, new pepe

>> No.18390274

uh oh looks like OP thinks a certain market will be open today

>> No.18390684

>>18390263
Nice

>> No.18390717

send me invite sirs huvudtvatt@yahoo.com

>> No.18390734
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18390734

Already got my $1200 trumpbux yesterday and bought 600 mega millions tickets with it putting me at around a 1/500000 chance of winning 136 million dollars. Wish me luck, anons.

>> No.18390766

>>18390734
this makes me believe the average American might actually yolo their trumpbucks into BTC

>> No.18390833
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>>18390242
Time to get some nice free neetgibs

>> No.18390846

>>18390734
k..............keep us posted

>> No.18390889

Throwing it all in OGN and ZANO
And a bit of LTO

>> No.18390933

>>18390734
I love how retarded Americans are

>> No.18390944

>>18390242
30 minutes

>> No.18390958

>>18390944
ffffffukken HYPE

>> No.18390960

>>18390933
I play the euromillions too when in UK and know a guy who won so you're actually stupid if you don't play. Sure it makes sense to never play if you're going to live forever but you won't. Might as well take an chance. If you do when it will be life changing.

>> No.18390987

>>18390734
Lets get fucking rich mate

>> No.18391018

>>18390960
or I could just put my money in to markets and have some form of control over my decision.

Good luck to you, but I am 50% certain you will not win and you could make more money trading.

PS. fag.

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>>18390960
>I know a guy who won so the chance that I win too is actually higher than what the math says

>> No.18391060

>>18391018
I'd rather take the chance of big time money now than have the certainty of a modest growth in the future. Your assumptions rest on living forever. You don't. It doesn't matter. At best I can double the $1200 in a span of a dozen years or so. $2400 isn't life changing. I don't care. I'd rather risk it and win big.

>> No.18391070

>>18391038
1/500000 chance at jackpot with 600 tickets. Probable loss but inconsequential.

>> No.18391140

>>18391060
lmao 12 years to double your money. Hell yeah dump every fucking punny of your jew money in to lotto tickets, that is seriously your best bet.

REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18391151

>>18390734
For real. I wish the best of luck to ya, sometimes you gotta risk it!

>> No.18391180

>>18390242
ready and lubed

>> No.18391798

I wonder how many others got more than $1200 because they fucked up the dependents section.

>> No.18391886

>>18390242
Hear's a fucking tip retard if the leading value is a 0 you can not include that piece of shit retard

>> No.18391936

>>18391886
Need to get your brain checked.

>> No.18391939

>>18390734
Good luck man!

>> No.18392703

>>18390242
I'm always ready.

>> No.18392806

>>18390734
Oh murican.

>> No.18393515

>>18392806
are you telling me you wouldn't buy 600 euromillions tickets if you suddenly got free money?

>> No.18393976

>>18393515
You have a 1/24 chance of winning any prize, so you have a 23/24 chance of losing all the money you put in a single ticket. That's 95% chance to lose all your fucking money
So no, I wouldn't buy shit

>> No.18394033

>>18393976
You're not losing anything if it wasn't your money in the first place. Worst case scenario you're out of some money. What? $1200? Best case scenario you win over $100m USD. Slim chances but it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

>> No.18394826

HAS ANYONE ELSE RECEIVED THEIR TRUMPBUX?

>> No.18395266
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>>18390734
dubs and you win

>> No.18395284

>>18395266
checked

>> No.18395504

>>18395266
oh shit

>> No.18396233

If everyone on /biz/ dumped their 1200 bucks in the lottery, one of us would have a statistically decent chance at winning

$1200 x 2000 people ÷ 2 tickets =

Roughly 1/250 chance at jackpot overall. Still more likely for the group to lose it but those are much more favorable than the usual 1 in 300 million for a single ticket.

>> No.18396254

>>18396233
Someone should create a smart contract which allows people to pool funds for lotteries, then disperse the winnings between people based on their contribution.

>> No.18396260

>>18396233
u think this board is capable of working together? look at it

>> No.18396279

>>18390734
Based retard

>> No.18396318
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>>18395266
Dubz to confirm

>> No.18396413

>>18396254
This.
>>18396260
Even if a fraction of them did, it might prove valuable for them only.

>> No.18396440

>>18396254
not possible unless the lottery company itself connects to said contract

>> No.18396557

>>18396440
It's possible if applicants were required to scan tickets and provide proof of purchase, unless it is prohibited by the lottery itself.

>> No.18396640

How did this Idena thread become a lottery degenerate general?

>> No.18396828

>>18396640
I don't even know what Idena is. I thought this was a countdown for Trumpbux.

>> No.18397691

>>18396828
No, it was a countdown for the Idena validation earlier today