/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>1834307
I sometimes buy $70 t - shirts
>GOSHA
I'm sorry mom.

yeah I bought an engagement ring for my gf

bought 130 euro shoes that look like theyre 50.
>RAF

Handjobs in Tokyo.

I bought
- an $85 anime figure
- $300 headlights for my car
- literally every time i buy fastfood
- 6,66 Ethereum at $18 each

>>1834307
I thought you were being a productive leaf
>ANOTHER day wasted on 4chan instead of doing something productive

I blew 16k in a car and 5k on car parts
Cash!
Not to mention all the goddamn services

Now i can barely sell the car for 10k including parts

Ive only had it for a year and a half

Its an infiniti, just in case you are wondering

>>1834405
Did you get a v8 option?

>>1834405
>16k on a dodge

does it have 150.000+ mileage?

>>1834416
>>1834405
disregard my post i didnt read till the end...

really looks like a dodge oddly

>>1834405
Vro you live in a trailer

>>1834336
>- 6,66 Ethereum at $18 each

yeah bought some gold coins because ron paul said so

>be bicurious
>buy a really expensive dildo to '''''test''''''
>realize I hate it and have a $300 non-refundable piece of plastic with shit all over it stinking up the place

>>1834413
>>1834416
>>1834423
>>1834420
>>1834420
Thats not the car cunts..
This is it
A viper for 16k...shit i woulnt complain

>>1834457
I sure wasn't asking if you got a v8 option on a viper you double nigger.

>>1834336
atleast the ether will pay itself back eventually

>>1834416
>16k for a viper is bad
I'd pay over 60k for one.

>>1834464
the fastfood pays itself back too

by bringing me closer to a cardiac arrest, 10 minutes a meal

>>1834466
not if it is so old that the engine breaks the second you floor the gas pedal

>>1834471
>what are compression tests

I lost 50 btc shorting eth from 0.02. I got liquidated at 0.034

>>1834471
you can test all you want, when a significant part of your car experiences a sudden, major material failure due to its lifetime having passed the point of no return, you are fucked

especially if that happens while going ham on a highway

i mean sure you can repair it
but then you might as well just buy another high mileage dodge

>>1834491
meant to quote >>1834476

>>1834457
>>1834405
who cares, you live in denver...

>>1834485
When was ethereum ever 0.034

Anyways related story I lost 3 btc in the last 24 hours longing bitcoin, I haven't been margin called yet but financing is going to rape me before I break even again

>>1834307
I once bought a $4000 toughbook that I hardly used.

Its the worst depression I've been in, you feel disgusted with yourself, ashamed. I'm not surprised so many people commit suicide over this sort of thing.

$90 on an ak47 skin for csgo
$200 for sterons that never came
$600 a couple of pairs of expensive boots after going through a /fa/ phase
went through a bad phase with cocaine/hookers and blew about 11 grand in 3 months, ended up starting a meth habit, commiting bank fraud and going to jail

I've lost about £300 in the last 2 days from sportsbetting and chasing losses

>lose £50
>yeah lemme bet £70 this time and make it back
>lose
>ok lemme bet £100 to make it back!

I refuse to quit while 'down' so will prob quit when I'm profitable

But god damn I need to quit this shit

My dad stole 5k from my college fund if that counts lol

> when was ethereum ever 0.034?

Crypto newfag detected

>>1835155
For what?

down 80 bucks from trading

>>1834307

>lost $5,000 on investing in CERU [my nigga]

Loaned my father (who I hadn't seen since being about 13) over 15,000$ when I was about 18 (25 now), and he outright refused to pay me back. I don't really give a shit about it, because 15,000$ ain't such a big deal to me anymore, but at 18, it was my life savings more or less.

I confronted him about arranging to pay it back in a bunch of small installments a few years ago, and his words; "What makes you think I'm going to pay you back at all?"

More or less told him to get fucked, and keep the money if his moral compass would allow it. Same guy still sends me text messages trying to grovel to me now I've actually made something of myself

Why are poorfags like this, /biz/?

>>1835250
Based. Never give him another cent my guy

>>1834405
Sell it to a peruvian!
SOmeone could buy it at 20k or MORE because it looks cool, the problem is that it cost us 20k to bring cars from the US

I bought a bunch of steroids I had no plan on using.

>>1835250
Wat a POS.

Glad you turned out superior.

>>1834457
>A FUCKING G35

What is wrong with Americans and their poor car choices. Jesus.

>>1835250

Good for you.

Make sure he suffers no contact with you all the way to his death.

>>1835250

why arent you plotting his further torment??

$750 for a DUI after drinking two beers.

>>1835167
He took out of it to use it for gambling (heavily) and pay fines. We're estranged and he's divorced from my mother, and the worst part is the money was from my grandfather on my mothers side. He's the equality of a nigger with white skin. Last I heard was he married a Mexican woman 10 years younger and started a new family of 4 and works at 7-Eleven. Literally a nigger, except white.

>>1834316
>>1834435
>>1835176
rekt

>>1834336
>an $85 anime figure

>>1834797
>$90 on an ak47 skin for csgo

>>1835321
This.

im poor

lost 3000$ sports betting last night
bought a new motorcycle and wrecked it a month later
the worst is spending probably 20k over the years fighting marijuana arrests, my state is fucked throwing felonies around for a candy bar or gram of hash bought from a colorado shop

I often buy console games at full price on release - If you wait a few weeks and buy 2nd hand the value falls by over 50%

>>1834336
$300 is cheap for headlights. a proper HID or LED set with halos could cost 1k or more

>>1834307
i threw some cash at bitcoin some years ago and watched the price plummet and my net worth shrink.. but those feelings have gone away.. but bad feelings nontheless

>>1835250
You're a big boy

Not really. I've taken acceptable risks and lost before,but they haven't been stupid.

>>1835553
At least he's working and not posting in an autism containment site.

>>1834307
Not my fault, but it made me feel like a fucking idiot.
>Wake up with minor eye infection in right eye
>Decide to go to doctor ASAP
>$20 copay to get an eye drop prescription
>$50 to pick up prescription
>A week passes. My eye gets dramatically worse and even painful.
>Back to the doctor
>$20 copay gets me 3 minutes of face time and the phone number of a specialist.
>Go to eye specialist
>Realize my family has no eye insurance. We always used our AAA to get a discount.
>$50 copay
>Ophthalmologist thinks I have an ulcer.
>Takes another look at me.
>Ophthalmologist starts laughing.
>I don't have an eye infection anymore, I'm just extremely allergic to the medicine they gave me.
>Writes me a hypo-allergenic prescription.
>Pay $8 for the drops I should have had all along.
>Eye clears up 100% 5 hours after first allergy drop.

In total, I paid $148 to poison myself for a week.
Of course, I had $300 worth of bills to pay immediately after this.

>>1834307
Yeah, the weekend. Hookers and blow.

>>1834307
Yeah, my 20's to early 30's

>>1834307
Threw a grand down between two credit cards this time last year for Spring break on booze, blow, and whores.

Felt great. Still have about 200 to pay dow.

>>1836339
welcome to the world of stupid fucking health providers. run you and your insurance up crazy bills for simple stupid shit all the fucking time. this is your warning to find a better doctor before you get something serious and they actually rape you.

>went to the strip club for the first time in my life
>spent $260~ish USD in full nude lap dances
>wasn't even there for a full hour

I wage-cuck at $10/hr

>>1834307
>>1834792
What did you blow it on?

Got married and had kids. Million $ mistake

>>1836339

>doctors
>overpaid booksmart people in labcoats, who play "let me see if I can guess what this is, and if I'm wrong it really doesn't matter"

>>1836460

I hope you got blown for that kind of money

>>1835250
Why the fuck would you ask for it back if he has difficulties? He's your father, and its not like you needed it.

>>1834307
>Have you ever blown a bunch of cash by doing something stupid and easily avoidable?
Everything I've done in my life until this point

>>1835553

So you see that your Father is a human being with weaknesses and faults and this is your reaction? Instead of trying to help him you shun him and insult him on a Burmese aristocratic tendencies with minor eloquence leanings board?

Looks like the POS gene is alive and well.

>>1834453
KEKED HARD

>>1834307
Figs.

>>1836691
There's more to it, but I'm not gonna give a run down of my life because it's not that important. In the end I'm glad he did it because it's a good drive to keep me going to remind myself who not to be.

Dropped $600 on a tranny escort while I was in Manhattan.

>>1834453
plz be female

mass amounts of drinking but then again even though its stupid and avoidable, its necessary....

>>1834307
> Blew $600 on Bustabit because I was trying to win back the $300 I lost earlier.

>>1834307
Got caught with a small amount of drugs, 2000 yurodollar fine

>>1834307

Gambling with BTC when I first got into it. Dropped about 10 BTC for no reason other than boredom back in 2014 when BTC was around $250.

>>1834307
>Have you ever blown a bunch of cash by doing something stupid and easily avoidable? What was it?

Failing university. £21k I owe.

>>1836441
How was the doctor supposed to know the retard had allergies he didn't disclose?

bought a legal amount of weed (read: basically nothing) for 50 bucks

I knew it was a rip off but I just wanted shit to do

>>1834307
dropped like 2k total on domain name impulse buys.

bottle service at a club... fucking pointless.

>>1837672
Getting an engineering degree.
>58k debt
>no job.

>>1834307
Trading without doing any research or chart reading.I just jumped in randomly and lost £3000

>>1834316
Pro tip: watch the film Blood Diamond with her or a documentary on the diamond trade and hopefully she won't even want one.

Then buy a nice cheaper ring.

>>1834307
When I was 18 I went to gamble at a Indian Casino because it's the only place you can play when you're under 21. Lost $800 playing hold'em. Got a speeding ticket on my way back home that cost me an additional $250. Shitty day.

When I was 24 I quit my cozy job to become a full time trader

I lasted about a year before I was forced to go back to that job

Burned through about $25k in savings during that time

>>1834307
I just paid my lawyer $50,000. I already paid him $70,000 for this case. Oh well, it beats going to prison for 25 to life.

>>1838769
what for?

>>1838776
A murder case

I locked myself out of my car cous I'm too lazy to tape a spare key under the car.

>>1834307
>Have you ever blown a bunch of cash by doing something stupid and easily avoidable? What was it?

Going through a phase where I'm just really... really fucking sick & tired of my wife.

Went to Nevada. Blew $1,000 for an escort to play wifey for 6 hours.

The girl was kinda dumb to the point where I started feeling sorry for her at the end.

And the sex was meh....

Nowadays, I just fuck the wife and realize that I saved $1,000 and feel much better about fucking the same tired ass year over year

>>1838778
guilty ?

>>1836666
Can you read satan ? If I had given my life saving at 18 I also would want to get it back. Now he doesn't care

>>1838790
Not guilty

>>1838846
Good luck broder

>>1835155
>be me
>get 2 pound change from shop next to bookies
>go in to bookies
>play 20p roulette
>bang it all on random numbers
>win 10 or so
>all on random numbers again
>win 72 or so
>all of it on 0
>couple people stood behind watching
>they start cheering before its even finished spinning
>mfw it lands on 0

Won like 700 quid from 2 quid and walked out, never been in a bookies since. I can see how people get addicted to those things, it's a real thrill

>>1834893
>>1838933
shit wrong reply

>>1834307
playing daytrading gambling

>>1834307
usd700 on trading cards that I have never used (one purchase)

several thousands on those trading cards, that I barely used a couple of times.

Spent around $25,000 aud on a month trip to Canada with the gf. Could have easily done it for 15 but i used a travel agent and pre -paid a shitload of ski passes and gear hire that didn't get used.

Trip was great, just didn't need to spend that much

>>1834307

I went to the fucking casino last week and blew $1,000 because I thought I was going to be "lucky" since it was my birthday...

Really starting 25 on a shitty foot.

>>1836501
I payed out of my savings to do a course without realizing that I could have taken out a special government backed loan which I wouldn't have to pay back until I earned above a certain amount and after 30 years the debt gets cancelled.

I have always believed that if you take out a loan you lose money, guess I was wrong

>>1835553

Want to feel sorry for you but you're such a piece of shit, I'm glad he took you for 5 grand.

>>1834307
I lost 3k on UVXY because I thought the market was gonna hate The Don

Super wrong

>>1839580

nice try father of that anon

>>1838846
50k of NOT guilty! :)

>>1839931
Implying any of it is real
>>1835250
I don't understand why you haven't beat the living shit out of him yet

>>1834307
spent 100 on a cat on amazon and i returned it a month later

>>1834797
Why do you feel like you wasted money on your boots?

>>1835344
How the fuck did you get pulled over, mate? Were you driving like a faggot?

>>1834405
Car looks nice. I'll pay 11k for it

>>1834307
buying NAK
Buying bf1

>>1834307
Literally every purchase. Everything is shit and doesn't work as advertised. Start saving your receipts, nigga. That's how you stop from hemorrhaging money.

>>1834792
Buy 2 shithole houses.

Routinely spend 300 a weekend at the bar.

Got the latter handled and the first should be good by summer end

>>1835250
Not sure but i wrote off 3/4 of my faggot family.

Blood is not thicker than watter if everyone your related to is fighting over your fucking water bottle

>>1835321
Poor car choices.

Spend 5 grand on and s10, blown big block, turbo 400, and sledghammer for the fire wall.

Daily driver for 10 years and fastest 1/4 mile in town.

>muh $80,000 subaru. Sure u might beat me.

But is it worth 75 grand to have a shitbox ricer nobody has parts for?

>>1835344
If i get a fucking sui after 2 beers im getting an assualt charge too. What the fuck

>>1837232

how was it?

>>1837665
>>1838763


Fuckin hell m8

>>1835610
>bought motorcycle to try out the new asphault ditch.

Do not recomend.

Stitches in your head is as much fun as putting your cock ina blender.

Also, this metal plate cost well over 100 grand.

Sadly waves burgerland flag

>>1834405

I bought a Kia at 18k. Still owe 10k on it. Engine blew and now they are going to replace it under warranty.

> tfw your car now is worth more than wat you owe on it

But I'm in the Jews hands when you factor in the insurance cost n maintenance.

Fml

>>1838778
Are u that peice of shit that murdered the 9 year old

>>1838780
Today? U got electric locks. Used to rin a tow truck. We can get u in there for free anon

>>1838955
Any magic the gathering? I got a buddy who "invests."

>>1835610

srs question, how do you get caught?

only way i can think is being a retard smoking in public. as in a park, parking lot, rooftop, etc. grow up anon, keep your shit inside.

Lost a all areas day ticket for the London Underground

>>1834307
Not really cash but back when dogecoin was popular I bought some and was up 5x my investment gaining a few thousand dollars. I got greedy and didn't sell when it was high, price crashed and ended up selling to break even.

I bought these, played with them for 5 minutes. Never touched them again

>>1834893
That theory doesn't work. The increasing your bets each time theory. I wrote my own program testing it tens of thousands of times and giving me the average.

>>1835250
Similar to me:
>Invested in stocks through father as a child giving him all my earnings.
>Tracking performance of my stocks.
>Ask to liquidate...

He says I'll never get the money, worth 16k now.

In my mind he sold any familial ties he had claim on me, which is a good deal for me since i don't have to feel bad cutting that angry alcoholic out of my life.

>50k on a university degree because "i ought to"
>realize I'd rather live in a gutter than work an office job for 10 years, let alone 40

Otherwise all my mistakes were in the low hundreds or less.

>>1836339

One time I went to a doctor to get tested because I suspected I had a yeast infection. All the meds at the pharmacy have this scary warning "ask a doctor before use if this is your first yeast infection". So I went like a good goy. All this shit, he shoves me around and fingers me, then I wait for an hour. He said idk, we wait for the lab tests, they'll be in in 2 weeks. Like I'm going to sit with a yeast infection for 2 fucking weeks. So I just took the chance that it was and got the meds from the pharmacy for $15, solved it. A month later I get a $300 bill from the doctor despite having insurance. I was like 19 so I didn't know anything, I ask my mom, she says just pay it and when I say it seems weird she gets really mad and yells at me. Also it was a male nigger doctor and he was rough with me, like I felt really violated by how he manhandled me. So I paid $300 to get raped by a nigger.

Now I don't go to doctors unless I'm at death's doorstep. We need to drag them into the streets and lynch every last one. They've never solved any problem I've ever had. They just trial and error a slew of drugs their jew overlords push them to sell.

>>1841035
are you fat?

>>1840645
Yup, MTG.

Investing on it can be done, but to do it properly and get a substantial profit out of it is too much work for too little profit and too much risk, since cards can be reprinted at any time, and game rules change constantly, with some exceptions.

Investing on MTG is %99.99 a meme.

>>1834307
>Buy ps4 at full price a week before black friday
>Buy fifa 17
>Buy BF1
>I have a massive old television
>Spend 80 dollars on converters
>It won't convert
>Buy new(Used TV) for 90 bucks
>Enjoy PS4 for 3 months
>sell it for 250 with all the games a week ago
>Never returned converters
>Now have massive old television sitting in corner
>Never realised that I blew about 600 bucks on this shit until right now.

Fucking end my life.

>le memelord at 16
>spend 200$ for a vape
>only use it twice
hold me /biz/

gamble a lot

was actually pretty successful

was up about 6k (150%) roughly a week ago cause I got greedy

down to like $200. Wiped away months worth of gains in hours.

feels fucking awful man

>>1840617
He was better looking than any actual girl I've ever been with.

>>1841640
>buys a bloodbornestation
>doesn't buy bloodborne

not as bad as some of yours, but I recently bought a raspberry pi because I thought it would be fun to mess around with. Dear lord what a pile of steaming dog shit that is. I was always tempted to toy with linux but nothing fucking works and everything requires some convoluted ass backwards series on instructions in the terminal that don't wind up working anyway because the latest release of fagbian 10.6.574.42386 has 'issues'. I am honestly racking my brain with what to do with it. I think I can just load 1080p content on it and play it on the tv but now I have to buy another SD card... without an operating system on it... which means ill have to learn how to install an operating system on it..
...complete waste of fucking money. I am forcing myself to find something to do with it now. 60 bucks down the shitter.

>Bought ~150$ worth of keys in Team Fortress 2 and only got worthless shit out of it (total worth ~4$)
>Didn't buy Bitcoin when it was around 200$ after I've already heavily thought about it
>Borrowed a friend 40$ which I never got back. Have not had any contact for a few years already and don't know where he lives
>Once bought a can of Red Bull

>>1837247
>females on 4chan
kek

>>1834307
driving drunk at age 20, flipped a car, 4 years later still paying lots of money as a result. well deserved reality check.

>>1841710
>Bought ~150$ worth of keys in Team Fortress 2
easily the worst one here, what the fuck were you thinking

>>1841692
I bought one years ago. Put a Linux emulator distro on it. Had snes controllers for it too. Played like 20 mins of laggy Mario kart with the gf then put it in the electronics box never to be seen again.

>>1841718
I did this too. Ran into a storefront.

Walked away and called a friend to pick me up. Reported my car stolen the next morning and insurance paid for me to get a new one.

>>1841347
nice story, too bad it never happened

>>1841723
A while before I bought 3 keys and got a 40$ hat, and I was too confident that my luck will continue (and also too fucking tired), so I just spent 150$ on new keys...

Also I've purchased two overwatch loot boxes...the 50 dollar ones...I need the cute outfits

>>1834307
One summer I spent $15k on partying & drugs.
The next year I spent $6k on expenses bc I quit my job to not work for a bit.
Year after that I spent $10k on a car and totalled it a month later w only liability.
So yeah, I've done that

>>1841738
is it not like league of legends where you can just buy whatever outfits you want?

>>1841841
no you need to get them from a random roulette spin so to say

it's making 12 yo kids real gambling addicts apparently

>move to the US, get a cheap used Ameriturd car
>blow up the engine 4 days after buying it, pay 1500 shekles to get a used one put in
>crash into a guy two later without insurance
I have no idea how much I even owe the guy anymore, I should flee the country

>>1835250

I don't care if he's your father. If he owes you 15k and refuses to pay it back, you should just assault him. The fact that he's being smug about it should only increase the duration of the beating.

>>1836339
jesus christ, I hope you sue

its like 10 dollar but i like it too much

>>1834307
drugs

>>1834307
Bought a jacke

>>1842432
Godammit.

I bought a jacket for 150 dollars. i send it back because it was too small, i never received a new one. I was to lazy to contact support

>>1842435
lol fucking jacket cucks

>>1842095
are you fat?

>>1838249
damn bro...

>>1838249

i have a serious gambling addiction and spend all my income on gambling thus ensuring i stay living at home with my parents.

>>1834307
yes I splurged away a 55k salary on delivery food and material items (most of which have been sold for food after splurging it away)

>bought a boat for $8000
>lived in hurricane prone areas so insursance was $250/month
>used it a total of 5 times that year
>have to move to a new job, sell it to a wholesaler for $3,000

fuck boats

>>1842507
Same here, same here, kiddo. What's your poison, ETH or BTC?

Who said double nigger?

>>1843054
I really don't get this shit, literally anyone will tell you this is what happens yet people still do it

Stopping doing work in a class. Blew 3000 dollars on a course last semester. The instruction was shit so I just stopped turning stuff in.

>>1843043

What did you buy?

>>1842435

This board is very telling of the population here.

Anyway, i have a $1,500 Jacket hanging in my closet right now.

>>1843054

There is perhaps no bigger money suck to a person than buying a boat.

>Cost of annual maintenance and storage $6k
>Cost of gas per year $1k
> You WILL sell it at a loss

I spend so much money going to massage parlors. I'm addicted to them. Last year I burned through 2k on massage parlors

$20g in stocks. I would be up 15g if I didn't sell. Feels awful man. I also make 90g before taxes so it's not the worst thing in the world

>>1843262
You make 90 grams of what? If coke that's okish, if rice, kys

>>1843216
Wha's the ROI on that?
A handjob from your sister?

>>1834307
I bet £22,000 on the Falcons at half time in the Super Bowl

>>1838004
Dude weed lmao so fun xddd
Try some real drugs nigger, ROI of coke is GOAT

>>1841492
>cards can be reprinted at any time
Except reserved listed cards

>>1843054

>have friend from school who has a decent job at airport as an entry level engineer, saves up some excess cash, instead of going for a deposit on a house or a car or something, wants to buy a boat in fucking britain.
>tell him boats are a shitty investment and just waste your money in maintenance, he doesnt listen and buys an expensive boat using up all his excess cash and taking out a high interest loan, getting in debt buying a boat thinking it'll be worth it.
>doesnt pay back high interest loans for ages, maintenance of boat is killing any excess cash he has from job
>has used the boat like four times on the river thames lmao.
>said he was thinking of selling it, but nobody wants to pay what he bought for it.

best offer has been a quarter of what he paid for it.

Some people just like shooting themselves in the foot desu.

>>1840541
Il buy it for 12k from you

>>1840612
A late model sti is 30k tops you double nigger.

>>1843272

Actually I'm up 45% on handjobs from my cousin this year.

Decent ROI I think.

>>1834307
I've blown over $800 in casinos in the last couple of months. Half of it on the Van Helsing machine. I just love how all the winning rows rack up especially if you bid on more rows. I know it's a psychological trick but it's so much fun. I need to stop.

>>1834307
First car crash @ 5 mph and panicked and did a hit and run, so far costing 4x the amount it would have been if I pulled over and stayed, and failing some college classes now and had to go to Harris jail for a day

Anyone more fucked then me right now?

>>1843222
>>1843298
>>1843176
Fuck I wish I consulted /biz/ first.

It was a total nightmare to own too. The whole process of trailering it from storage (which was another $200/month), driving on the packed highway to the marina, and then launching it from the boat ramp was so fucking distressing. Sent my cortisol through the fucking roof.

Now I just rent one with a couple buddies every other month or so. The Miami metro area is definitely not the place to own a boat unless you're rich enough to own a slip or live within a couple miles of a ramp.

bought 20 dollar ethereum

>>1834457
When u put stupid mods and alter ur suspension it further decreases ur chance at selling it.

a 3 month streak of gambling, kept trying again after I lost, finally learned my lesson after blowing $6,000 aka all the money in my bank account. I was about to pull out my investments then they crashed too. I should really invest in a shotgun.

>>1834307
Doing 112 in a 60. $500 ticket, 6 demirits, doubled my insurance, dirty abstract for the next two years (I will lose my job if they find out). On the bright side, 3 km faster and my car would have been impounded. And no I couldn't fight it because the court was 16 hours from my home.

>>1841492
Well, i figured but a buddy is opening a nerd shop if you looking to deal some. Got a junk email handy if u wanna sell or looking for rares?

Just lost $6000 on NAK
Spent $4000 on wheels and tires for a car
Spent $7800 on a new window and soffits for my house

>>1841718
Shitty it takes this for most of us. I got lucky and crashed some and have dumb friends.

Hell, had an argument with a bitch last saturday.

Told her i want a fucking appology when she gets a dui and if she dies i'm not going to her funeral.

Calls 2 hours latter.

Sorry....

Click.


In hindesight i was drunk too and we were sort of trying to party through a pretty traumatic experience rather than just relive the day our buddy died. Think we were all on edge and drunk. ;(

All cars needa blow and go.

>>1843335
Well my fucking bad i don't work on chinkshit or anything efi ..

$150 lapdance from a very famous pornstar

Lasted 4 minutes

>>1843447

Name anon

>>1843456
Ron Jeremy

>>1835718
>>1836691
>>1839580
Are you all out of your fucking minds you disgusting abominations of humanity? I'd kidnap you all and have a babboon shit inside your mouths 4 hours a day. You'd probably enjoy it you sick futile bastards.

>The year is 2017.
Ah right. How typical of the new generation of tumblrs, sjws, transgenders to promote degeneracy and defend it.
God if my genetical father even dared to make a new family, let alone with a fucking mexican and 4 children, I'd go berserk. I'd hunt him down lower than trash and you know what I'd do? I wouldn't kill him, I'd torture him for the rest of his life.
And if he stole 5k from my college oh I'm laughing so I don't rage. I would have immediately called the cops and even if it was too late I'd call the detectives.and sue him.

>waah wahh anon stop being so harsh on me, I had a hard life. I never asked to be born.
>I'm your relatve, yyyo-you should be nice to me. I'm your own goddamn son/father/cousin/money waster.
If life is so hard then why don't you just kill yourself? C'mon I'll pay for it, really. I'd pay for your suicide and funeral to help you get out of this oh so miserable world which nobody understands poor little anonymous and his mutilated dick. Nobody asked you to continue living, faggot. I'd genuinely give you 5k just so you can have a happy funeral. I'm not all that bad, but I'm very realistic.

God I'd offer all of you peace through death, starting with all the muslims. The whiniest race of mutated humans in the world, more whiny and bigger corrupted failures than the africans. Mexicans+Spanish+Italians are hard working niggers compared to those 2 races. If only they weren't latin mix breeders with the original arabs.

>>1834307
>buy most of my clothes online because i hate shopping for clothes
>half the stuff doesn't fit right
>too lazy to return them

>>1843437
Chinks are pretty good at building cars desu

>>1843421
Murica is expensive

>>1843482

God damn, this. I'm 6'5 as well so half the things don't even fit right.

>>1840632

Do you just sort of huddle under a sheet and pray to never have even a minor accident in burgerland? I mean, is that considered a standard evening?

I mean, I live in Britainistan, but at least if I break a limb I can just walk into a hospital, get it treated, and not basically live in debt forever.

Do mothers and fathers spend two decades having a constant panic attack in case their kid has some sort of common childhood accident that leaves the family in financial ruin for the rest of their lives?

>>1843861
naw, most Americans are blissfully ignorant of the possibility until it actually happens to them.

my favorite is insurance that caps out at $1million in payments. People think that's a lot until they get any of the thousands of conditions that cost more than that.

>>1843871

That's fucking terrifying. Thank God for the NHS, as stretched as it's gotten.

>>1843489
>chinks are good at ripping off every other car manufacturers

FTFY

>>1843861
i havent been to a doctor in 15+ years. the average american does not go unless it is mandatory.

works for me since i have never bothered to pay for health care in my life and have saved loads of money

>>1843912

inb4 cancer

>>1841289
Have you not heard of the infallible roulette method? Bet red $2, if you lose bet 4, if you lose bet 8 etc. Guaranteed payout, you just need balls, a big starting amount, and to be a moron

>>1838239
thanks anon

>Bought piece of silicone shaped in form of dragone benis for $250
>used it once

Bought $300 worth of CS:GO skins, gambled up to $730, lost it all.

>>1834696
How the fuck did you lose BTC by longing it?

>>1844043
What the fuck is a CS:GO skin and why would someone buy one?

>>1844062
It's a cosmetic item for an online game, but the only reason I bought them was so I could gamble online... I didn't realize Bitcoin casinos were a thing at the time.

>>1844062
It's a texture that goes over your gun, knife, or glove in the worst of the three Counter-Strike games.
They are absurdly expensive on the secondary market, like TF2 hats.

>>1844097
Apparently since gambling with skins became illegal, the skin market started to stabilize and the value has been going up... but who cares

Walked into a Michelin star restaurant and was too embarrassed to leave after looking at the prices.

>>1844102

>tfw 4chan economists forecast hat prices more accurately than their real life counterparts

>>1836584
>booksmart
Only the best ones are booksmart. Most of them are 110 iq normies who think they're better than you because they are going to start at 2-4x your salary when they're in their 30s

>>1844143
This is a classic feel. I once took my friends to a sushi restaurant they thought would cost $30, I didn't know that they assumed it would be cheap, each of them ended up paying $150 plus alcohol

>>1834307
1. Smoking for 18 years. My country's policy of disincentivising it with ever-increasing taxes means it's up to $110/week.

2. 4 (FOUR) unfinished university degrees. Thank fuck it's so heavily subsidised here.

>>1843912
at least you have access to a fricking doctor
> haven't visited the doctor in almost 16 years
> only 20 yo
> east canada

>>1841692
Should have bought an arduino. Much easier to mess around with.

I accidentally dropped $40 on my way to the store just now and I can't seem to get over it.

>>1844169
just a heads up, people hate when you do this

>>1843421
lol, lost 2000 on NAK myself. Going to spend the rest of the year trying to get it back.

>>1834457
Fucked up by getting a 4 door.

6speed coupes hold their value

>follow /fa/ advice and don't wash my jeans
>didn't put them in the freezer
>2 months later get a rash on my whole body
>visit doctor after 3 months of insane itchiness who prescribes me steroid creme ($250 total)
>doesn't work
>visit dermatologist, she tells me I have infected hair folicules my skin dried itself out trying to fight it she prescribes me antibiotic creme ($350 total)
>still doesn't work
>2 months later get wisdom teeth pulled and get prescribed different pill antibiotic ($100 total)
>rash goes away
fuck /fa/

>>1844437
Oh yeah but I have an HSA that covered it all so it wasn't that bad.

>>1844202
This is why you don't have friends who aren't at the same economic level as you.

>>1842058
I love this guy

>>1843371

Hahaha.

There is no more white people problems / white people's stress, than owning a boat.

You should have dry docked it mate.

My dad bought his last boat for $75k. It was a Cobalt, totally decked out. He used it maybe 6 times in 2 years. Later sold it for $50k.

I buy expensive junk food.

>>1834453
that made my day hahahaha

Spent $1000 on a mobile card game (Rage of Bahamut) for card packs to get mutiples of one card to evolve it, to give it to my then who liked it for a minute then moved on. I don't play ROB anymore and that $1000 was all I had to my name at the time (18) still feel extreme shame and regret.

>>1834307
I bought a dildo and a vibrator and they both don't even feel good in my ass. A waste of $65

>>1843861
>>1843871
>>1843876
My grandfather got pneumonia and had to be into a medically induced coma. He was in hospital for months. He had $1,000,000 coverage and I shit you not, the final total hospital bill was $1,011,000.

Pretty spooky shit.

>>1834307
I live in a shit studio trading stocks and to pass sometime I pay camwhores to do stuff.

Not proud but it is my money.

>>1836460
For that moneyi can have an orgy here in Brazil. Also use protection, if not you also may get aids.

>>1843861
No. People who are scared of financial ruin buy health insurance, because they're responsible adults.

People who are irresponsible don't care about financial ruin. They ain't sick, so they spend money on air jordans, then complain that the government doesn't give them free money to support their childish lifestyle of not taking care of their own well being.

I bought a 600€ tv last week and havent used it since

Fuark

>spent $2500 on a brand new moped when I was 16 because you have to be 18 to drive a car where I live
>also spent like $700 fixing it because the clutch fucked up and my insurance didn't cover it
>once I turned 18 I had no need for the moped
>sold it for $1450

back then I had loads of money though because school was piss easy so I spent most of my free time working at this place that payed $50 / hour
now that I'm a piss poor student studying actual hard stuff I fucking hate myself for ever wasting money like that

Lost $200 from being extorted by a "cop" in Barbados after buying $5 dollars worth of shit weed.

>>1836460

Been there brother

>>1836567

vasectomy would have cost you $500

>>1843054

>can get out on the water
>can float in six inches so you can get away from broshit boaters
>costs zero(0) per trip
>comes with free exercise

>>1843371

Miami is a fucking meme. This place was nice in the 90s but has turned into a nightmare spic clusterfuck. I am going to bail and go to Jacksonville or Tampa in a couple years.

>>1843861

>has a motorcycle
>has no health insurance

just white trash being white trash

I bought a domain, server account, and misc. expenses to launch an interracial porn website one night when I was super horny. needless to say, I instantly regretted after cumming.
>TFW you're literally a cuck

>>1834307
>Have you ever blown a bunch of cash by doing something stupid and easily avoidable?
Yes
>What was it?
>be me
>be about 10 years old
>Once a year there is something that you could probably translate as country fair in my town
>lots of travelliing hawkers selling all kinds of stuff, fresh from chinkland
>George Foreman tier kitchen crap
>loads and loads of 100% plastic toys
>Every year I'd get a huge load of money (for a 10yo) from my grandparents for the fair
>supposed to spend it on some candy and some rides
>all the cool kids had toy guns
>take all the money + plus some of my own
>buy a huge, plastic SMG that fires little suction cup darts
>the suction cups dont stick to anything
>have fun with it for one afternoon still
>breaks the next day
Worst investment of my live so far. With the stocks I'm currently bagholding I still have the hope that most of them will recover over the next decades, but that gun ain't magically going to fix itself

>>1843255
How do you find the "good" massage parlors anon

>>1846754
Oh, fuck, just remembered:
Also bought pic related at one point, because
>it is literally the perfect car, especially that ass!
>Bought a cheap shitbox.
>Breaks after 3 months.
>Repair costs as much as I paid for it.
>Breaks gain after 2 months.
>sell it for half I paid for it to start with.
Still, I want that car, but the next time, I'll get one in mint condition, instead of a €1000 beater.

>>1843371
>Miami metro area
Oh shit there's someone else here ?

Spending lots on junk food and coffee in the past 3 years has been a killer. I could be ripped AND really comfortable. I'm not struggling but it has all been transient pleasure.

Also I have bought 3 laptops that have all been shit. Don't be memed by /g/. They LOVE tinkering with shit.

>>1841035
Are you me?

>>1841446
>paid $300 to get raped by a nigger.

Goy of the year

(Thats shitty)

>>1841035

I'll pay you 100 bucks for it.

>>1834307
H

>2k in lapdances for self and froends
>2k in alcohol for people who werent even friends
>3k shipping furniture after a move got flooded no insurance lost it all
>1800 on an overpriced matress after the move that wasnt worth moving back 1200 miles so gave it away
>5.6k in commission fees alone last year using a shitty investment broker that would charge me 150-300 per trade

I feel thats not even most of it

>>1841446
So much autism in one post, simply remarkable.

>>1847097
$150-300 per trade? Are you actually retarded?

>>1847113
> Are you actually retarded?
Extremely. Kept money there at the behest of family, but finally wised up and moved it. Was up 10x that last year so no big woop but fuck i was retarded.

> Be American
> Be 25 years old
> Stupidly decide to get leukemia
> Parents insurance covers treatment
> Turn 26
> Try to get on my works insurance
> They don't let me because I haven't worked a certain amount of hours on average the last year
> It's because I'm in treatment
> 7 no without insurance
> $19.5k bill
Honestly it was my own fault. Never get cancer in America. I should have known.

>>1847180
Fuck bro, I'm sorry to hear that. This country sucks ass.

>>1844183
Wtf where do you live? I'm in Ontario and there is a clinic at every block.

>>1844171
4 unfinished degrees with subsidies

fkin kek

all this shitstorm on the thread and nobody get to close to public spending

>>1846071
Well, not all of us were raised with common sense anon.

Folks went from dirt poor to middle class. Now mom os middle class and dad is working class rich.

Been working my ass off since infancy as far as i know.

Obviously i dont have a bike now and have insurance.

Also, you think white trash is an insult to me?

Litterally have a 45 year old limo broken down in my front yard.

Idgaf.

I'm having fun and not hurting anyone.

Meanwhile (You) are trying to insult people on a Mexican mole herding message board.

Topkek m8EE

>>1847446
he's probably have a bad day and took it out on you, take care of your health tho

also are getting expensive mattress and one of those 700$ desk chairs that mold to your spine worth it? I'm pretty /frugal/ and afraid of blowing money on stupid shit

>>1843861
Pretty much. As anon below stated i am proud white trash. Get hurt a lot anyway and most jobs here are beyond dangerous (you fall you die.)

Its funny, i paid well over that 100k in beying bedridden for over a year and late payments and fees in all of my bills.

If u are dirt shit poor obama pays for all of your shit. If u cant oay oh well...

The guys with the 100k and up metal plates get to work overtime till they die to make up for it.

Thankfully my wife and i both have descent jobs and insurance finally.

Still dont go to doctor unless you are dying.

Wife got a job in the business office of local hospital.

I tried to bring her flowers shortly after.

Lost as a mutherfucker.

Stroll into desk and ask nurses where the fuck she is.

Small af town.

They are dumbfounded.

Obciously they should have seen each other before.

Turns out that is the ER.

have been there probably 20 times in my life and never through the front door.

Always fucked up and at the er...

Dad always says if u gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

Yup...

>>1843489
That they are. Learning tobwork on fuel injected shit finally.

The toyota corolla wagon and 3.2 ldm acura i had were 2 of my favorite beater work cars. 30 miles of dirt road one way wide open daily for years.

>>1843861
>Live in Costa Rica
>FREE health insurance

lifes good

yeah i trusted coinbase with my money. they cancelled my order for ETH and never refunded the cash. its been almost a week and their customer service wont respond back to my emails

>>1834453
You should use it when you're horny not when it's nearly time to poop

>>1836460
was it at least enjoyable?

bought a penis pump for $200 thinking i could turn myself average into monstrous. I was disappoint :(

>>1842435
>bought used leather jacket for 80€
>cold season, wear it everyday
>one of the best purchases in my life

>>1843255
Money well spent in my book


Here's me (for perspective I live in country where median monthly income is $800):
>lost $1000 on intrade, another 1000 political betting (but made some 200 too)
>spent around $500 over few months on food delivery instead of saving it or eating during lunch hours (significant discounts)
>spent $150 on steam games I never really played, didnt knew about the possibility of refunds
>spent around $4000 in my young adulthood buying shit I didnt really use
>got literally scammed in person, $50

>bought mattress supposedly made from high-quality cotton with exceptional craftsmanship
>3 years later the surface starts to get uneven
>file a claim over mail but warranty already expired so I just throw it out
>$900 down the drain
>buy another cotton mattress from different retailer online thinking this time it will be different
>of course the mattress is shit, return it, sellers says there's nothing wrong with it, refuses to refund
>I escalate to national retail inspection (government agency supposed to protect consumers)
>after 40 days they reply
>reply basically amounts to "our job is to make sure retailer tells you to fuck off according to law"
>learned my lesson, buy cheap foam mattress
>it's now 6 months and once again, surface starts to get uneven
>fuck me with a chainsaw

Oh yeah and the best one
>was buying a flat, got talked into leaving the mortgage of previous owner in under my name
>he was also doing some renovations in the unit, jacked up price
>I was too afraid to refute him cause of the mortgage
>luckily he paid it half a year later
>two years later I meet some folks who used to live near him, they tell me he is big piece of shit who will screw over anyone he can

At least I got lucky in this one

>>1847575
avoid coinbase like the plague. fuckin criminals

>>1843396
>Doing 112 in a 60
You deserve it

>>1844171
>4 unfinished university degrees
I have 3. Thank God it's subsidized in full.
Got to fuck Chinese girl when on international exchange, so in the end everything is good.

>>1844442
Yeah, this. Actually scratch that, it just turns out I'm massive piece of shit and because of that no one wants to hang out with me.

>>1844796
Oh jesus

>>1844853
Why not just play hearthstone then later in evening rent a girl irl?

>>1844858
Yeah, but what quality? I spent $30 on blowjob in Thailand, but guess what, the service was top notch

>>1846720
This one is great

>>1847457
Meh, i always get leather bucket seats from pull your own salvage yard. Bought $3,000 mstress amd sleep on shitty broken couch with a board in my spine because the wife snores so mutherfucking bad i want to flip shit nightly...

>>1844437
>follow /fa/ advice and don't wash my jeans

This can't be real life

>>1841732
based

sometimes i go on cam sites and actually buy private shows. im literally paying a girl to fuck herself as i watch. even worse is once i paid a couple to fuck on cam for me. i paid to be a cuck.

>>1848764

lol

>Pay crackhead $50 to replace center bearing on truck.
>next day driveshaft falls out while on highway vous crackhead.
>break $250 in parts
>pay 3 employees to sit around for 3 hours while I replace u joints and center bearing on side of road.

Should've done it myself the first time.

Sold all of my bitcoin for 5$ ahahahha
Buy again and lose everything when B24, inters and mtgox ate shit AHAHAHA

I bought $55,000 worth of LTC at about $33 each.

>>1849147
Half of mine sank with MtGox. The other half is what became the above-mentioned LTC.

>>1849182
we are truly brilliant investors

Blew over $2-3k on clothes I dont wear anymore.