/biz/ - Business & Finance

JNK is flying

Are you oil boys nervous?

Who /RTX/ here?

First for vore.

bull run now

Buy the oil dip

I'm liquidating shit so I have end of day cash, it's either going to moon or it's going to crater

DUMP ALL YOUR STOCKS BEFORE THREE DAY HOLIDAY OR YOU WILL GET DUMPED ON

Hi! I'm Hanno, and I created Gabi

>>18378193
Not at all but I regret not waiting for the EOD dip.

NO NO NO NOOOO MY GAINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stock up on SQQQ now!

>>18378174
>yes, i bought the dip.

When is he gonna tweet?

>>18378209

already did friendo

can't wait for more cheapies

Where are the shitbrains that called me a retard for saying Disney was a better buy than Netflix last week

>>18378196
Right here anon. Good to see so many guys in RTX.
>>18378193
No i have a put on USO so feeling comfy.

BEARS RISE UP

>>18378209
I think Monday might gap up desu

21:32: U.S. CRUDE FUTURES FOR MAY DELIVERY PLUNGES TO TRADE $6.09 PER BARREL BELOW
FUTURES FOR JUNE DELIVERY, THE WIDEST FRONT-MONTH SPREAD SINCE 2009

>>18378193
So the reason oil is tanking is because the Saudi’s and Russia didn’t cut anywhere near as much as they would need to, no one is hopeful of more cuts at g20, and that there will be no more OPEC mtgs for the rest of the year, so US oil is basically dead now and nothing can stop it ?

There is no market, there is just the Fed basically creating money for large corporations which own the Fed.

What is the point in participating when you're just helping the banker kikes launder money for the oligarch kikes?

Are SQQQ calls the move?

I'M A 25 YR BOOMER WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT WHAT THE MARKET DOES FOR THE NEXT 365 DAYS BUY AND HOLD

>>18378193
Despair mode

>>18378193
I sold most of my oil positions before lunch and cashed in on those gains.

>>18377928
MY AUTISTIC KID REALLY NEEDS THIS MEDICATION

I HOPE IT DOESN'T COST TOO MUCH

>>18378196
Reporting

>>18378196
20 shares at $55

I THINK THE STOCK MARKET SUCKS

>>18378246
Hell yes brother

I'm real fucking tired of stocks behaving like fucking memecoins.

>>18378224
Bought 30 shares of SRTY at noon my dude

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY OIL GAINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Something tells me I should thank my lucky stars I didn't touch oil at all this week. My NRZ and NLY is still green, even if cooling off a bit. Something very fishy about their recent pumps after dumping harder than literally anything else

Surely the USA will commit to cuts, after all they want to save their own producers, right?

>>18378174
>150 million jobless American is now priced in
We ARE PERMABVLL
DOW 30k EOY

What should I put my XOM stoploss at for the weekend

>>18378174
Who cashed out on OIL with bigly gainz today?

>>18378244
picking up the bread crumbs

>>18378196
reporting in, imagine ever letting it get that low LOL

>>18378261
based freddy

>>18378196
here i am.
i bought at 65$

>>18378224
why? u think there will be an EOD dump?

>>18378174
WHO SCO HERE?

>>18378283
yo

If you had diversified with GEO like I suggested, you oilbros wouldn't be in so much (admittedly temporary) pain

DUMP BELOW DAY OPEN

DO IT PUSSIES

I called the top of the golden bull down to the day because I saw the volatility creeping up, and with what SPCE and TSLA was doing I lost all faith and sold that Friday.

I'm starting to feel the same about this rally

21:37: MEXICO THREATENS OPEC PLUS DEAL WITH LAST MINUTE OBJECTION, SOURCES SAY #OOTT

>Fed now buying junk bonds
The most pure form of money printing known to man.

MEXICO THREATENS OPEC PLUS DEAL WITH LAST MINUTE OBJECTION, SOURCES SAY
#OOTT
>MEXICO THREATENS OPEC PLUS DEAL WITH LAST MINUTE OBJECTION, SOURCES SAY
#OOTT
MEXICO THREATENS OPEC PLUS DEAL WITH LAST MINUTE OBJECTION, SOURCES SAY
#OOTT
>MEXICO THREATENS OPEC PLUS DEAL WITH LAST MINUTE OBJECTION, SOURCES SAY
#OOTT

>>18378283
I bought a metric cockton of USO and UCO before trumps deal tweet and got out on a limit sale with huge gains the other day. Now I'm waiting for this shit to crash back into nothing to pick up even more.

>>18378267
WOOOOOO PFE

>>18378267
At this point it's see what sticks. Redicivir was a failed

>>18378250
Well done man
Wish I'd sold at the first peak of the day, but what can you do. Still made 33%

>>18378282
Lol why would you sell? just buy more. They're still paying divvies

>>18378278
pls no sting

Guys... What do i do...

>>18378226
tweet? Fucking just shoot a rocket somewhere in the middle east.
that'll get the price of oil up.

>There are people in /smg/ who bet against the man on the left and for the man on the right

Fed publishes data on the assets they own at 4:30 today. Expect a massive dump before that

>>18378290
EOD dump, red futures sunday, very red monday.

>>18378333
celebrate your trips

sold oil for a massive gain, might buy a new car once this is all over

buying a ton of short positions during the fake bull run, going to print money next week

its getting too easy fellas, im up 300% this year

>>18378267
foolish, the cure is clearly tea made from endangered animal bones for great stamina

>>18378315
>Now I'm waiting for this shit to crash back into nothing to pick up even more.
Same.

NO NO NOT NOT MY OILERINOS!!

OH NO MGM-BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

"Mexico has weapons of mass destruction" when?

>>18378301
I was then I sold like a retard when I heard the deal went through. How do I make all the wrong choices I don't know.

>>18378340
>tfw they went all in on RTX

>>18378267
Remdecivir was a failed Ebola drug. Hydroxychloroquine was a malaria drug. At this point it's just try everything and see what sticks.

>>18378333
Go listen to some Nirvana

>>18378350
Maybe they'll get me a decent response ;_;

I said I was staying out of this shit storm, but too many of you think it's going up forever. Really hard not to short a major ETF right now.

>>18378336
the man on the left is murdering capitalism

>>18378333
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KYS

>>18378333
Sell and buy rope

BOBO-BROS DONT GET TOO COCKY, THE MIGHT BE LURING YOU IN FOR WEEKENDS!

>>18378336
>betting against this man for either of those two

>>18378378
fucking ouch bro

at least when life is like mad max we can fill up our engines and burn fuel like no other

>>18378382
i'm already in it till eod monday. been sitting here for a week.

>>18378382
they definitely are doing that... gonna sell my sdow today fuck you jerome i learned my lesson

NEXT FRIDAY I AM DOING SPY 280 PUTS FOR JUN 19 AND YOU CANT STOP ME

WE LIVE IN A FRAUDULENT SYSTEM. END THE FED!

>1/3 of all renters in America didn't pay their rent on April 1st
w e w
e
w

WHY ARE OIL STOCKS FALLING

WHY ARE OIL STOCKS FALLING

WHY ARE OIL STOCKS FALLING

>>18378243
Opec can meet whenever they want. But the whole idea is to kill off us oil without upsetting trump too much. And thats easy because yrump kind of just loves cheap oil.

>>18378409
To bait you into selling them

LADS - LETS PUT OUR MINDS TOGETHER

IS THE MARKET GOING UP OVER THE NEXT FEW WEEKS OR GOING DOWN?

UP OR DOWN IN NEXT FEW MONTHS?

>>18378407
Bullish and priced in

>>18378382
Oil is a mess but yeah nothing else will drop.

>>18378409
agreement to cut production was really weak and only temporary

>>18378377
Nah

Ordering businesses to close isn’t exactly free market either. He’s mitigating government damage.

>>18378420
down, up, doooooown, up

>>18378409
Because the best expected outcome is 5m bbp reduction from 2 countries which would do jackshit, and tons of objections over even that much. Buy on rumor, sell on news. News is now, so no matter what happens it will dump for the time being. If something good is reached (seems impossible now) it would have gone up.

FUCK YOU JEROME JUST LET IT FALL

>>18378174
Sure would suck if we breaker down in power hour, huh mumus?

I think RTX has bottomed today and I just dumped most of my free cash into it

>>18378362
Im all in on RTX. Holding steady

>>18378420
Down. We are still on track for the next great recession.

That said, you can still make good money during the rallies, I know I sure did.

yawning right now. It was sure nice to be up so much earlier today. Oh well, gonna keep buying

WHY AM I CONSTANTLY IN THE FUCKING RED

I BET MARKET GOES DOWN AND IT INEXPLICABLY GOES UP FOR 3 DAYS FUCKING STRAIGHT
MY SHORT ETF GETS KNOCKED OUT AND THEN IT FUCKING PLUMMETS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I BUY THE DIP AND IT DIPS FURTHER FOR NO GOD DAMN FUCKING REASON AND WHEN THE MARKET IS GOING UP WHOLESALE MY FUCKING STOCKS ARE CRABBING FOR WEEKS

OILanons, when do we buy back in? Im thinking before the G20 meeting.

I bought USO at 4.29
Guess I'll just hold.

>>18378420
I think it's due for down 'soon enough', if it doesn't go down before end of april then I'm plain wrong. I think june to july will be the best time to buy in and it will start going back up from there, recovering in 2-3 years max.

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK STOP FALLING

>>18378455
>>18378456
We're gonna make it, bros.

>that impenetrable SPY 280 ceiling
Just swapped to a bearish position. This shit is absolutely maxed out.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586039011676.webm

>>18378465
stop. day. trading.
buy a safe stock and walk the fuck away.
Look back at it a year from now.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18378465
take a break bud

>>18378283
Was up about 38% in the end on WTI.

>>18378469
Based

>he bought the top

So wait
Did Mexico seriously just tank the entire global oil market

>>18378501
I BOUGHT THE FUCKING OIL TOP FUCK ME

>>18378481
based

>>18378465
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA

>>18378465

maybe spend some time learning on how this shit works instead of just throwing money at the market based on /smg/ shitposts

>>18378465
Because you ADD trade. Been green all week

>>18378466
I think I'm out. It's been a fun week, but the stress has been fucking eating me

>>18378502
Why did you say "tank the oil market" instead of "created a great buying opportunity"

>>18378502
remains to be seen

>>18378467
yup. oil isn't going to be cheap forever.

>>18378509
spread your asscheeks

>>18378481
lol

>>18378465
Don't listen to >>18378492 Just get better at month to month trades and shorten the time scale from their. As long as you consistently profit that's all that matters, Any improvement is just acceleration.

>>18378502
lmao based beaners

>>18378465
Take the boglepill.

>>18378502
Mexico did what the fuck Mexico did, people buying and selling based on emotion and speculation tanked it

>>18378522
probably directed by russia. based

>>18378465
We should start a company where people pick the the opposite of our predictions for maximum gains bro

>>18378518
what is ADD trading

I hope you guys bought this bottom, we won't see RTX at $64 again for a long time

>>18378509
You're not alone.

>>18378466
Buy at bottom, be prepared to not look at it for years.

>>18378541
there must be a way to paper trade and have a computer just inverse everything you do

It is the Revenge of the Bears

>>18378481
PRICED IN

Got your /biz/ show of the season right here

>I have good news... want to hear it? #OOTT
I have good news... want to hear it? #OOTT
>I have good news... want to hear it? #OOTT

whats it gonna close at bros

WE'RE GOING DOWN BOYS

>>18378502
probably was instructed to do so by Russia. you guys really don't understand the game putin is playing here. i have been trying to explain to you for weeks, as a russian, that it isn't a joke. Western oil is dead.

>>18378563
TEAM BUL

Guys, /newb/ here, I’m holding to oil stocks since they should rebound at some point later in the year. Is that safe to do or sell everything rn?

>>18378522
>Kazakhstsan

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

>>18378563
Very apt for what's happening today

So what's happening on Oil, no agreement? Will I finally be able to buy cheap XOM?

Alright I sold all my fucking TQQQ not it will turn on a dime and moon into the close.

>>18378466
If oil dips under 20 again I'm going back in.

Was up $1000 today. Fuck oil

>>18378579
WE CANT EVEN HOLD OUR POSITION FOR FIVE MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Finally some fucking red

Food Bull
Go TSN JJSF CPB YUM

>>18378543
A long time? How does Monday sound?

>>18378579
Just don't lose money lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18378554
FUCK

i bought into every biz meme and i am deep red

are we back bobos?

I just bought some DIS shorts
How fucked am I going against the all powerful mouse

BELLOW OPEN
>BELLOW OPEN
BELLOW OPEN
>BELLOW OPEN
BELLOW OPEN
>BELLOW OPEN
BELLOW OPEN
>BELLOW OPEN

>>18378601
this is such a farce.

>>18378579
faggots here only day/option trade as a warning

alright good job dropping 4 points SPY, only 55 to go before I break even

FUCK
BOJO ISNT ON A VENTILATOR

Looks like he’s gonna make it, I closed my credit spread at a loss.

Opened one on Applied Materials instead. Kinda hope it goes down and I get assigned 100 shares of AMAT at Lol $25 not gonna happen

SELL SOME OF MY PUTS NOW WHILE IT'S DOWN OR GAMBLE ON THE LONG WEEKEND????

Just end it already

>>18378588
IT'S BEEN CHEAP YOU FUCKASS

>>18378613
We never left, BoBro.

>>18378565
I would make such sweet love to Amena

>>18378622
they are lying. he is. the british media is insanely corrupt won't reveal shit

BA IS GAPING LIKE MY ASSHOLE AFTER OVERTRADING

>>18378588
this is my favorite picture

>>18378602
Well... post it in its entirety then.
Is this fag any good?

>>18378595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I
AM
FI
NANCI
ALLY

RUUUINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED

how was the nap, fellow bobros?

>>18378585
>>18378563
source?

we gon close red today

>he bought the oil top
>he bought the market top

>>18378576
I don't see how that's the case. Both Russia and SA rely on oil way more than the US does, if the oil industry gets nuked so do those countries, meanwhile the US can just wait it out then invest in production after. If anything it was the US who made an under the table deal bribing SA and Mexico to fuck Russia.

>>18378624
Long it over the weekend

>>18378588
Bitch move your foot
I wanna see that anime pussy

>>18378613
Dude it's been getting sketchy but I'm here.

Buy your favorite 3x index ETF at 3:59 and enjoy 20% gains on monday

>>18378651
Close red today, but pump on Monday. This market sucks.

>>18378657
forget it, found it
>Fugō Keiji Balance: Unlimited

>>18378660
this stupid shill woman working for oil companies and saudi araba will not be laughing for very much longer.

>>18378563
Jerome Powell: The Anime

>>18378660
Were they taking a siesta what the fuck is their problem why didn't they bring up their objections during the meeting

if RTX keeps going down imma keep buying into it, fuck your jesus weekend, my stocks will rise

merrill edge login not working for anyone else?

not feeling so hot now eh Jerome?

>bought a SPY put at the peak
Bros how the fuck do I do it? I'm literally the peak shorting master.

>>18378642
>believe the british media when he goes on the ventilator
>but dont believe them when they say hes off

>>18378613
I crashed out of that shit this morning, got out of my srty as soon as I heard Mnuchin tell me that was fucked.

>>18378613
When all of you went quiet is when i joined you

KOS?

>>18378679
i think they're just waiting on the market to close

>>18378660
typical beaner not showing up on time

>>18378660
where is this cunts niqab

I warned the bulls that it was coming. They didn't listen. They got too cocky.

>>18378657
Fugou Keiji Balance - UNLIMITED

>>18378664
nah Russia can wait it out far longer than the US can, and probably longer than SA. it is Russia/SA trying to fuck with the US.

WHAT ARE WE DOING ON WEEKENDS?
>WHAT ARE WE DOING ON WEEKENDS?
WHAT ARE WE DOING ON WEEKENDS?
>WHAT ARE WE DOING ON WEEKENDS?

>>18374752

>No, there is none. If you want to overweight something buy a few individual stocks that you believe in, but you don't even have to do that.

So what's the use case for all those different indexes? Are you from spain? Are you familiar with Finizens, Indexa capital etc? they offer different portfolios (pic related)

So you are saying it's unnecesary and I just have to buy the Global Index stock for Vanguard? Are the doing the same but just buying the different moving parts but it's basically the same? (notice they don't buy the Global Index stock)

>If you don't plan on buying a house or something I'd keep ~3 monthly salaries (before taxes) as an emergency fund and invest the rest.

Yes but im talking about renta variable (RV) and renta fija (RF), I don't know how ameritards call those terms. From what I can see RV is basically index funds, stocks, ETFs... and RF is basically government stuff, like bonds etc, and people tend to buy both and RF is supposedly to be more volatile and give you higher profits and RF is supposed to be more stable and used to not have a panic attack then RF tanks (like we had recently). So what % do I buy from each? assuming im 30, should I go 100% for index funds and thus just buy Vanguard Global Index? I don't feel comfortable going 100% on the same thing... im just trying to figure out why for instance Finizens does that diversification instead of just going 100% with the Global Index for RV.

Then, we have the problem of when to buy and how.

Should I go all in with my 100k now, wait for a while and see if the coronavirus clusterfuck is not priced in and we are about to crash deeper than we could have imaged and last for years, should I start buying small amounts each month? It's not clear to me "DCA" works that good. The way I see it is that you would do better long term if you went balls deep on a big crash like we saw, then just cope with any further downside, but overall, it would defeat DCA over a possible recovery.

>made $100 in 5 minutes buying spxs

Dear God

i will hunt you down

was up 2 grand earlier today, in the red now

haha

>>18378642
Nah he’s out of the icu apparently?

It's another bear trap stop panicking.

if i go red from oil i just sell everything buy BTC and delete broker app

Dow is going to finish -1,000 nobody is going to hold this into a 3 day weekend.

WHY DID THE DOW COLLAPSE

>>18378700
because the first one was a leak, this one isn't

>>18378713
Time for tariffs

>>18378653
Not good. Too much cash under the mattress. Wonder if the bullbros will trade them for some cheapies soon

>>18378718
we go back to other boards retard
we don't post here on weekends

>>18378728
*BREATHES IN*
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

watch. they're going to announce this shit at 3:01pm EST

NOT SO FAST BOBROS

FUCK OIL
>FUCK OIL
FUCK OIL
>FUCK OIL
FUCK OIL
>FUCK OIL
FUCK OIL
>FUCK OIL
FUCK OIL
>FUCK OIL
FUCK OIL
>FUCK OIL
FUCK OIL
>FUCK OIL
FUCK OIL
>FUCK OIL

>>18378694
Hat too small

>>18378724
Hey just like me. But i'm only $100 in the red i'm not about be posting pink wojacks like everyone else

>>18378595
>45.86

ouch

>>18378660
Talk about a Mexican minute

Who else /short all week until today/ here?

>>18378588
Yes

>>18378719
In addition, myinvestor online bank offers Vanguard, I can't find any other place in Spain.

Openbank offers Amundi.

Bought on Monday, sold today. 30% profit. Not bad. Will repeat next week, as everything will crash on Friday.

>>18378750
how
how the fuck did you NOT make money with oil in the last three weeks?!
honestly?! how retarded are you?

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SELL SELL SELL BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18378509
Just don't sell. Oil is guaranteed to go up (unless you bought US shale like a moron) but it'll be very sad to see the numbers day to day.

this. shit. is. engineered.

>>18378703
WHY ISNT IT MMFUCKING MOOONING AAAAAAAAA

>made $200 in 10 minutes
God I love this bog market.

>>18378745
I MEAN POSITION

Hot damn Mondays gonna be brutal. I think this is the stark reminder that we're in for the long haul after a week of delusions

went full retard and bought nearly at the top with OXY. should have stood with OKE

>>18378719
>Are you familiar with Finizens, Indexa capital etc? they offer different portfolios (pic related)

I was supposed to post this picture

MY GAINS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18378785
dios mio...

PUMP JEROME PUUUUUUUUUMP

I’m so happy bris wtf

>>18378785
A fucking vagina

CLOSE THE MARKET

CLOSE THE MARKET

CLOSE THE MARKET

Alright gents what direction will powell hour take us?

>>18378742
won't work.

it's very obvious the market started falling after they announced their "deal" between russia/SA to cut production... it wasn't enough because the deal is a farce. it's all the US could hope to get in this situation.

>>18378765
Kek yeah yeah I blew it

bullfags btfo once again

>>18378765
here

>>18378660
she also did a girls do porn. :)

>>18378785
is that a tranny?

Could the decision be made after market?

>>18378780
I got UCO . . .

>>18378799
was going to hold either way

>>18378777
Everyone decided to hop on the train the day of the meeting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axlmupveADI
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axlmupveADI
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axlmupveADI
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axlmupveADI
>THREAD THEME

BULLBROS WHAT IS HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18378842
ahh the classic "buy high, sell low" strategy

>>18378765
Literally the opposite senpai

I just love the volatility! The predictability!

It has been free money for MONTHS now!

Based mexico.

Why is SOXL dumping so hard?

>>18378836
JEROME PLEASE SEND HELP

>>18378713
See, I'm not sure of what you mean by wait it out. Can the US shale industry outlast Russia as a whole? Probably not, barring some kind of program from the government. However, in such a crash the USA on the whole can outlast Russia. No oil money would be catastrophic for Russia, for the US it's an inconvenience that they can recover from as soon as oil prices recover.

>>18378746
Yeah what about it.

>>18378830
Really???

>>18378789
doggy style

WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN??

>>18378791
kek monday is going to be a massive green dildo

As expected, my puts printed.
Calls on bear 3x oil etfs were sold at 18%
Easy money

Howd you do today anon?

(I have a big reveal for you at close)

>>18378871
Because everything is dumping right now.

nobodys going to hold over a 3 day weekend thats why its dumping you people are retards

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU
JEROME I NEED YOU
JEROME PLEASE RESPOND

>>18378871
Because everything is dumping, including tech stocks

Will SQQQ decay over the weekend

>>18378765
I had a bunch of SPY puts that I day traded earlier for like a $30 gain after I got nervous during one of those pumps. Would be up several hundred by now. Days like this fucking blow.

gayboys i sold my oil stocks in the second pump, a solid gain. whats a good stock to hold onto during the weekend? markets seems bearisch though for the coming week

>>18378895
It's multiple factors:
>OPEC deal was weaker than anticipated
>Mexico said fuck you and is going to keep flooding market anyway
>3 day weekend
>we just hit 50% retrace and this bull run is totally exhausted anyway

jerome can't save you now

>>18378912
rtx is low right now at $64

>>18378785
The face of a country that has mutts by the balls, and they're gripping harder and harder

>>18378893
>>18378901

Why? Because 3 day weekend?

>Me waiting for the Dow to go red.

>>18378563
>>18378711
Dude is too based

*Jerome has left the building*

bear trap, will still finish green. monday bright green again.

>>18378892
There was a deal reached you retarded namefag.
Buy the rumor, sell the news.

>>18378908
Decay only occurs when prices go up, down, up down.

If it stays red through the weekend until Monday, no decay will occur. If it goes green at open, you hold all day, then goes red on Tuesday, then you sell, decay will have occurred.

We're finally in the red, and suddenly everyone's a bear huh. Where were you all as bears were ridiculed in every thread the past week? Where were you as the bulls ran full of glee? I'll tell you where i was. I was here. Saying to anyone who'd listen that this was far from over. That every bear would have his day. I was here. Were you?

>>18378948
No deal, mexico still holding it up.

>>18378601
So how many millions bpd are they going to cut if the spics agree?

>>18378873
>No oil money would be catastrophic for Russia
>for the US it's an inconvenience that they can recover from as soon as oil prices recover.

I disagree with this. For the US it is apparent that it is more important for the price war to end and production to cease than for either SA or Russia. For SA they are transpareent about their situation economically and their stockpile, Russia is the same, it is the flip side of the coin. We do not have an unstable political population who demands money and jobs, we do not have a compromised intelligence infrastructure, it is easier for us to offshore our money,our oil oligarchs will be assassinated if they step out of line with ease. we can last for a long time in abject poverty, that is a part of russian history for the last century... whereas in the US... the situation seems very different

Why the heck is oil crashing if the deal was reached? What were they expecting?

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>>18378948
deal is not done yet

>>18378944
yup
this is obvious

>>18378958
cringe

>>18378958
screencapping

>>18378944
This. Stocks only go up isn't even a meme anymore. Jerome hasn't even fired up a single printer yet today.

>>18378911
I sold my 4/13 SPY puts $2500 early after holding them all day and enduring the pain. But at least I made a decent lil' profit overall

>>18378908
It's based on simple math

WTF

>>18378948
a deal reached for who?

>>18378958
>Where were you as the bulls ran full of glee?
making back all the money I lost on my last stupid bear play

>>18378958
>being a permabear
>being a permabull
>getting offended people gamble differently than you

Wow. Really glad I put a stop loss on my oil stocks before going to take a 30 min shower. Jebus.

>>18378958
Shut up retard. I'm a bull when things go up and a bear when things go down, that's how you make money, you adapt.

>>18378927
Because of >>18378340

YEP BULLS WE ARE BACK

>>18378965
12M i believe

>>18378563

>FUCKING MODERNA THAT HAS TRIALS IN MIDDLE OF APRIL IS TANKING
>MOTHERFUCKING MODERNA OUT OF ALL THINGS, A FUCKING BIOTECH THAT'S WORKING ON VACCINE

JEROME BUYING UP PARKING LOT STOCKS FOR OIL STORAGE, ALSO BUYING OIL

BULLISH!

>>18378980
>Jerome hasn't even fired up a single printer yet today.
He announced buying of junk bonds. Literally the only thing giving buy pressure at all

>>18378956
thanks fren

>>18378989
For whom.

>>18378968
>Why the heck is oil crashing if the deal was reached? What were they expecting?
20m++ cut. they actually have not even half of it. so either tariffs to protect us-shale or sandniggers can say bye bye to their defense systems and look forward to welcoming iran.

We're back.

>americucks getting bobo'd again
>meanwhile i'm just here bulling on the dax
Post some more pink wojaks please

>>18378958
I larp as a bear one day, I larp as a bull the next
its all the same to me

Hi guys, Jerome here. I have done all I can for you. We are running out ink, I am tired and it's a long weekend. Stop calling me. Have a great long weekend!
Oh and we will start buying stocks if markets tank again like March.

>>18378968
REPEAT AFTER ME: PRICED. IN.

>>18379006
antibe is holding up alright

I guess there IS a market for aleve 2

>>18378958
I'm 50% cash 50% long, a bull-bear, a... beall

>>18378956
>>18379016
Not true, decay will also happen if the market goes sideways for a long time.

I am so fucking retarded

Why didn't I sell mro when I watched Robin hood crash at 10 from all the robots selling. My call was up 107%.
Any chance this improves over the weekend, or are we in for the fuckening

>>18378958
i wasnt in these threads last week because i can't stand being around naive bulls. i was sleeping

>mfw someone is a bear near me

>>18378719
>So what's the use case for all those different indexes
some people like to play around more in the hopes of getting better returns. sometimes they are right, often they aren't.
>Are you from spain? Are you familiar with Finizens, Indexa capital etc?
no, sorry.
>So you are saying it's unnecesary and I just have to buy the Global Index stock for Vanguard?
Yes if you just want to invest in a well performing ETF. If you want the highest gains you need to gamble on individual stocks, they are two different strategies
>assuming im 30, should I go 100% for index funds and thus just buy Vanguard Global Index?
It's definitely not a bad idea, it is diverse enough in itself. when you're 50 you can start thinking about starting to shift some of your money into bonds
>The way I see it is that you would do better long term if you went balls deep on a big crash like we saw, then just cope with any further downside, but overall, it would defeat DCA over a possible recovery
If you get the timing right you'll outperform DCAing but some retards wait for years for "the next big dip".

>>18378958
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. SELL IT ALL ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

NEW THREAD

>>18379031
>>18379031
>>18379031
>>18379031

Are we really in a dead cat bounce or a full recovery?

Will unemployment correct itself before the year ends?

>one bear poster posted so much cringe he actually made the market go bull again

>>18378830
>girlsdoporn is closed and girls got $20 million a lawsuit

holy shit, did anyone at least save all the videos?

they are trying so hard to keep it above open... pathetic

>>18379006
They didn't even do animal trials.

>>18378985
integral of your despair with respect to time approaches infinity

imagine actually believing that it's fine that the fed just buys all debt

>>18378923
shill me RTX faggot is overbought check weekly and daily RSI

back to sleep bears

>>18379061
Normies are animals.

>>18378966
Again, we're not talking about equal impacts. Let me use a metaphor: SA and Russia are beating each other to death while the US is mostly worried about getting their blood out of the carpet. MAYBE Russia will survive as a state but if you think they're coming out of this in better shape than the US you're crazy.

>>18379038
true but a sideways market is still going up and down all the time, accounting for the decay

>>18378502
what did they do?

i've been afk

>The Italian prime minister said he **might** begin to relax some measures by the end of this month.
>The first lockdowns began around 21 February 2020
>Full lockdown early March

lfmao and USA kids are dreaming of opening next month.

>>18378976
that is a man

>>18379057
Anon. It’s internet porn.
What do you think?

>>18378830
These girls that do porn seem to go on to be highly successful

>>18378465
Can relate

>>18379018
Tariffs are retarded. Trump could maybe tariff the Saudis as a populist action to gain popularity among retards but:

>Tariffs efficiently make US companies and consumers pay an extra premium for energy
>USA is insignificant to Saudi export
>Tariff on Saudis would have a negligible effect on oil prices, markets would balance themself out

The useless act would also fuck up the existing little supply chains that rely on Saudi oil.

>>18379006
Every fucking biotech is working on vaccines you absolute moron.

>>18378926
the face of a coutnry that's one bad decision away from becoming the 51st state of murica

>>18378958
I was talking shit to them, making fun of them, telling them how I'm going to laugh at them when the market goes back to normal, and how oil will fail. Did I do good?

>>18378997
This. God i hate permabear/bull fags. That’s what happens when you swing trading autists gamble with a sub $25k account

>>18378465
you are trading based on emotion with money you probably can't lose, instead of executing a plan you are trying to jump into a moving train.

I went all in on HAL at $8. Did I fuck up?

>>18378465
see >>18378443 >>18378340