/biz/ - Business & Finance

missing the most obvious bottom in nearly a decade will be the end of me

WTI bros ww@

Are you scared oil bros?

$WYNN $76 EOD

>>18374262
Ty ily

Why the fuck is AAL up????

i have structured settlement but i need cash now

>>18374294
unironically bought because of you
thanks reverse signal

>rtx mooning

Oh, oh, I'm coooooooooooooming!!!

>>18374294
Nah. Pic related.

SQQQLDIERS???

I think the important lesson is how far the fed will crash the economy to save the economy
Last chance to buy oil

XOM please go back up. Please

>>18374294
I BOUGHT AND IT WENT DOWN
FUCK YOU

>>18374292
Pls pray for MTDR
>>18374294
Yes pls send help

>>18374262
My investment strategy is just buying a little of every stock I see mentioned here

Savanon, when will your picks pay off

>>18374310
Bailouts?

>>18374294
i'm up 20% not really

>>18374287
Kek imagine missing it twice in a lifetime. How will you explain it to your Grandchildren?

Is TWTR actually a good buy now? They are going to oust their retard CEO/founder and start monetizing the hell out of this bitch.

You oilfags remembered to take profits right???

>>18374339
surefire way to get fucked.

>>18374339
F

>>18374323
man like, just go home man.

Give it to me straight bros
Are we headed for a other great depression at this point?

16 million Americans filed for unemployment
IMF claims we're about to hit the worst recession since the great depression
Bloomberg says we have a 100% chance of a harsh economic recession

So when does OPEC come to an agreement? Is that meant to be today? I’m trying to figure out when I should try and sell my GUSH call, or if I should hold it.

>>18374339
But if SPY gets fucked doesn't everyone get fucked?

Every time I listen to you guys I lose money need a SBIZ etf

>>18374365
All bullish and priced in.

Just woke up. Am I on time for the OPEC shitfest?

>>18374343
Airlines have received 0 bailout funds. Haven't been approved for one penny yet

Bros. I don't feel so good... Should I give up? Holding Gazpromneft right now.

Give it to me straight bros
Are we headed for another great depression at this point?

16 million Americans filed for unemployment
IMF claims we're about to hit the worst recession since the great depression
Bloomberg says we have a 100% chance of a harsh economic recession

>>18374365
probably. I think this is a great time to lock in some of your gains if you have them.

TMDX chads WW@?

>>18374294
>Are you scared oil bros?
indeed i am. exhausted.

>buy SPY
>crabs
>buy MRNA
>plummets
Hey RTX guys, should I buy so you can make money on puts?

>>18374384
they debate since about an hour and a half, no results yet

>>18374384
>We're doing 20% Cuts?
>15% Cuts? What do you mean?
>10% would be the end of me
>I would sell my own grandma before i'd cut 5%
>Help, police! This maniac is trying to make me cut oil production!

the flattening of the curve is priced in

>>18374339
LCI
SLV
IAU
LMT
ISRG
NVDA
COST
USB
IIVI
ALX
GEO
INTU
V
KO
WM
EQM
RDS
POR

>>18374294
I sold for a 51% profit

>>18374369
>I’m trying to figure out when I should try and sell my GUSH call
like an hour ago

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

>>18374371
>>18374357
>>18374350

What am I missing?

Bros why can't I sell? Wtf is wrong with me

>>18374421
cute girl

>>18374444
thats a man

>>18374421
I’d flatten her curves if you know what I mean

>tfw sold a 1 day put yesterday and made twenty dollarydoos

aaaand volla, s&p will never go above 2800 ever again.
only down from today

>>18374440
>he bought SNSS
o lawd

THERE SO MUCH PENT UP DEMAND

MILLENNIALS WORK FROM HOME AND HAVE MONEY

THERE WILL BE AN EXPLOSION OF ECONOMIC ACTIVITY ONCE THIS ENDS

LETS

FUCKING

GO

>>18374339
NBRV

>OPEC deal passes
>Oil spikes for a fraction of a second then starts cratering
Bros... I got bogged...

>O mooning

>>18374461
>MILLENNIALS
>HAVE MONEY
wat

>>18374399
i hope so

>Saudi's bought billions of oil majors
>They think they're going to wreck oil prices

C'mon

>>18374440
if anything, you're just missing a folder full of pink wojacks. In case you're without this folder, i'll help you get started.

SOIBOIS CHECKING IN

>>18374451
Well done, uber eats some mcdonnies.

>>18374451
Based theta private.

GO $WYNN YOU SON OF A BITCH MAKE A RUN!

>>18374440
Calls

>>18374481
Kek

>>18374315
Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW.

>>18374399
Yes. But at this point depression does not equal stocks going down. We have a legitimate shot at having conditions worse than the Great Depression while simultaneously having a market back at its highs. This is the nature of the clownworld in which we live. Prepare for green days while we have riots in the street.

>>18374470
DID I STUTTER FAGGOT

not everyone is as poor as you

What to do with the extended weekend, HODL or Sell?

im getting fucking nervous. im halving off the tops

>>18374451
Selling lottery tickets like that is pretty profitable.

>Fed fires an even bigger bazooka, expands its shopping list to include junk bonds

It's over. ATH by next Friday

>tfw could be a day trader

Fuck Elizabeth Warren.

guys, im interested in buying stocks but im from the caribbean, anyone here knows how i can buy american stocks from here?
i to want to live off chicken tendies and mommy's milkers

Do I just sit on UCO or am I retarded

>>18374464
>he doesn't set OCO orders
just come up with an exit plan bro lol just stop thinking about it and walk away bro

>>18374451
I sold a put yesterday and made 40 dollarydoos

>>18374440
BOKU
PICO
YOO

OPEC MEETING WAS A SUCCESS

https://www.cnbc.com/video/2020/04/09/reuters-saudis-russians-reach-deal-on-deep-oil-output-cuts.html

https://www.forbes.com/sites/naeemaslam/2020/04/09/opec-cardiac-arrest-done-the-cartel-announced-10-m-bd-cut/#28c8b6613618

>>18374511
>depression does not equal stocks going down
it'd be more worthless than paper at that point. no reason to play with stocks if they hit ATH before the end of Q2 without good guidance on opening up shop again.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN A SHORT-TERM STIMULUS ISN’T SOCIALISM?? HOW ISN’T QE THE EXACT SAME THING AS NATIONALIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION???
>IT WAS HIS TURN!!!!

>>18374497
is PLAY undervalued right now?

>>18374523
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/09/fed-fires-an-even-bigger-bazooka-expands-its-shopping-list-to-include-junk-bonds.html

>>18374399
bullish and priced in

>>18374520
Selling puts is such easy money, even if it ends up ITM you just get some cheapies and wait until the stock rises again. The only disaster scenario is when a stock goes full LK tier 80% dump overnight.

How long until these fucking OPEC talks are over?
I'm getting nervous.

>>18374538
>10 M B/D
isn't that just a drop in the bucket?

>>18374481
James Simmons is that you

>>18374429
thank god I own none of these

>>18374562
see>>18374538

How much markets react to political unrest near political conventions? I wouldn't think much but I want other opinions

>>18374511
I'm scared anon. I just want to be able to live my life without the possibility of famine, homelessness, and civil unrest.

At this point if a great depression 2.0 does come it'll probably take more lives the corona ever could

>Bernie backs out of the race
>Fed propping up the market with trillions
>Stocks going back to ATH
>bitcoin and gold also mooning due to inflationary pressures this will undoubtedly create
>r*ddit bears left bagholding cash at the inception of the greatest rally in human history
>trump gonna walk into November with the wind at his back as we defeat the Chink Flu and absolutely steamroll biden to a 2nd term

yeah i'm thinking this timeline is fucking based

>>18374287
Were not even close to the bottom

>>18374538
>crude and USO still declining
BROS WTF

>>18374572
>political unrest near political conventions?
what are you talking about?

>OPEC cuts
>oil down
Priced in.

>>18374569
>V
>KO
>NVDA
>RDS
why not

Anyone here from Spain?

Should I go with Amundi for a global stock index exposure or is it worth it buying Vanguard?


https://www.morningstar.es/es/funds/snapshot/snapshot.aspx?id=F0GBR04SKK

https://www.morningstar.es/es/funds/snapshot/snapshot.aspx?id=F00000T66U

Im asking because my bank already ofers me Amundi so I would need to open an account in another place to buy Vanguard

My secondary question is: Would you diversify between more index funds? What's the point? The global ones already have a reasonable diversification, so I wonder why people bother with buying different funds divided by continents, like one for US, other for Europe, a Pacific one (basically Japan)... why?

Also, how much should I put in variable income vs fixed income? Im 30 and have around 150k to invest.

Im gonna buy BTC too for a lower amount because I would like a shoot at being rich before im 100 years old (for me making it is basically having 20k€ yearly passively), so I guess I need around 1.000.000€... and I may have to sacrify still living with my mom for that since I can't spend my capital on a house if I want to make passive income.. just lol.

>>18374567
why Jim Simmons of all people xDDD

>>18374451
>sell high PoP short dated spreads
>stock immediately rallies or dumps past my strikes and stays there the whole day
>everytime

Guys is the US dollars gonna be in freefall soon since the feds pumping trillions in the market?

Im making a fortune off the dip and im getting my trump bag next week. Life is good

>>18374579
If he shits on China on the campaign trail he will win in a landslide, Biden/the dem nominee won't have the stones to do it

>>18374579
wait until the economy opens in late may and stocks surge until November
he'll win 40 states

>OPEC talks a success
>oil still tanking
I hate this planet and I hope humans go extinct

>>18374586
People were hoping for more cuts than that

>>18374598
He had a story about making big money on basedbeans when he started out.

>>18374603
Jerome said inflation doesn't exist

>>18374603
not until spending resumes. consumer confidence is ultra low at the moment.

>>18374586
>>18374617

Oh, and sell the news, of course

>>18374586
Probably a sell the news situation.

The meeting isnt over
https://twitter.com/Amena__Bakr

>>18374538
>>18374564
It's fucking nothing. It got priced in immediately. I'm getting out in the closing hour if nothing more happens.

>>18374595
i'm poor and my money clears on Monday. might get NVDA when my money clears next week.

I swear sometimes it's like the universe works against me. Dumped all my oil storage on that huge drop this morning and it fucking reverses on a time. Just scalped a bit back on SPY puts on that dip but mother fucking fuck I hate this sometimes.

>>18374464
Same. I bought in yesterday, put in a stop-loss for too high, triggering it at 2.30, bought back in at 2.49, thinking that it would shoot to 2.75, and now it's at 2.26.
I can't even profit off the tanker stocks I bought since Trump tweeted about oil, cratering the stock and it never recovered back to where it was.

>OPEC deal shit
>stocks pumping

>>18374586
Always sell the news

>>18374586
>>18374592
>>18374616
The cuts are way below what they'd need to be to stop the glut.

>>18374596

>>18374586
>>18374592
>Saudis buy billions of oil majors
>drop production 10 million a day
WHY IS EVERYTHING DROPPING

>>18374637
go away Amena

>>18374470
He’s right I haven’t been spending any money since lockdown and I have so much

Clown market in a clown world. Just unbelievable.

>>18374649
So that makes 2 of us. I need a cool down break from this shit, way too stressful.

>>18374661
because ppl predicted and estimated 20m a day, you fucking tard

>>18374603
any foreign investers here?

>>18374585
what makes you so sure? dow bottomed out around 18th along with most stocks, everything is up like 20-60% since then and all the worst of the doomsday stuff seems behind us

>>18374531
I'm fine I sold at break even, could have been worse desu

>MRO at 4.19 when OPEC deal is about to make oil fucking moon again

>>18374666
>being too stupid to play the market means everyone else is wrong

Is this going to pump hard into the wekeend? It feels like everyone is fomoing in. Will I get rekt if I buy now for a quick trade before closing bell?

>tfw you didn’t buy the dip hard enough.

>>18374596
Vanguard is the best of the best friend I would go with them

>>18374569
Long and strong my friend

>>18374694
I'm playing this up market right now, but that doesn't make it any less of a clown market.

>>18374663
unironically the oil traders on twitter hang on her every word. she seems pretty good

>>18374616
Didn't the deal was off? How is it a success?

Quick question. Why does the share price drop when people start selling? If someone is selling, that means someone else bought it at that price. So why do stock go down?

>>18374650
People sell after making profits > STONKS go down

>>18374717
Amena I said go

>>18374294
>Are you scared oil bros?
nah, I'm in for long haul.
Corona will end eventually
Oil price war will end eventually
There will be another middle eastern war eventually
I bought at lows not seen for over 18 years.

I just market bought USO

>>18374542
>short term
Retard alert.

>>18374529
I'm sitting on mine, I'll go down with this ship if it doesn't turn around.

Going to buy more, AMD or SOXL?

bought 10k gold, 20k silver (both etf). and now have 110k in my favourite biotech stock

>mfw all the bears going into hibernation

See you guys at the next once-a-century global pandemic!

Where is SQQQ brah? $15.63- never bet against the market.

>>18374596
>Should I go with Amundi for a global stock index exposure or is it worth it buying Vanguard?
"Gastos Corrientes" are slightly worse for Amundi, depending on how much you like optimizing it may be worth it to switch brokers
>Would you diversify between more index funds? What's the point?
No, there is none. If you want to overweight something buy a few individual stocks that you believe in, but you don't even have to do that.
>Also, how much should I put in variable income vs fixed income?
If you don't plan on buying a house or something I'd keep ~3 monthly salaries (before taxes) as an emergency fund and invest the rest.

>>18374586
PRICED IN NIGGA HAHAHAH

>>18374724
It's just value disappearing, no physical money is being lost its just worth what people are willing to pay

>>18374540
Doesn't matter, print more money, line go up. It doesn't matter if no one is working or shops aren't open and nobody is buying. It doesn't matter if there is unsustainable debt nor does it matter if no one is paying rent. Nothing we do matters, us little guys are an inconvenience. Unnecessary when you can make infinite money. The worse it gets, the more bullish they become because there is more room to go up. It is PEOPLE, us poorfags, the workers and consumers, we are the drain and not bullish. People bad, freshly printed paper good.

>>18374578
Too bad. Boomers will kill every last one of us for just one more paycheck from their retirement fund. Record low volume, no small trading or investors as average joe is not buying in. Hedge funds are all jumping in though more and more, all computers. The wealth has been transferred, and we are all going to get fucked. The wealthy large traders don't care, they are set even if they lose every day due to stack and dividends. We live in a world where we are becoming obsolete. That is why you have to do your best to spread corona to these old fucks. The only way to win is to make them die before they kill you first.

>>18374287
>>18374685
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/asset-manager-warns-of-a-huge-selloff-forecasting-a-global-financial-crisis-level-recession-2020-04-09

>>18374696
I did it so you might as well do it in solidarity anon

>>18374542
>Short term
The only thing we have learned for sure from this is that the market cannot function without the government providing infinite liquidity

>>18374740
t. triggered commie

>>18374579
>the jew run economy returns to operational status
>the jew puppet politician beats the other jew puppet politician in a staged (((democracy)))
>BASED
Kys

It feels like SPY has some major resistance at 280. I don't know if we'll cross that before the three day break.

Amena Bakr @Amena__Bakr
“Our industry is hemorrhaging no one has been able to stem the bleeding.” Said opec’s Secretary General according to sources #OOTT #opec

NO SHIT.

FUCK THE FED MY 210 5/1 PUTS ARE FUCKED FUCK YOU JEROME YOU MAFIA NIGGER FAGGOT

>>18374681
G20 energy is going to be tomorrow, if US cuts 5-15m we're going to see a moon.

>>18374685
>all the worst of the doomsday stuff seems behind us
It's not. Were heading for civilizational collapse.

>>18374762
>a 2.9% contraction in the U.S. for the year 2020.
and we've gone down how much in the last 3 months? due for a correction retard

this market is doing NOTHING during trading times other than gigantic pre-planned spikes. everything happens at night

>>18374747
that meme is definitely from redd*t because its fucking lame
kys nigger

>>18374795

>>18374725
stupid amerimutts are going to lose so much of their fucking money in this market when it crashes, people stupidly look at the previous top and assume we're going back there when in reality they are being lured in by corporate america to dump on them and buy it back cheaply later. rest in pieces biz bulls.

>>18374783
Next week Im buying SPY 290 puts for July. Imagine thinking we should be anywhere close to a 'return to normal'

Wait are the stocks not really pumping but instead the value of the dollar is plummeting and it just appears that stocks are pumping?

I keep buying HAL, someone stop me

>>18374666
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY PUTERINOS NOT THE HECKIN SHORT BOIS THE MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN FOREVER I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT

>>18374748

>>18374757
Physical money is lost.

If a house is worth one million and an uninsured event destroys it where it is worth 100k for just the property, then this is a physical loss of 900k.

Same as a stock can be worth nothing in an instant.

CURRENT OPEC DEAL:
SAUDI ARABIA CUT BY 4 MILLION/DAY
RUSSIA BY 2 MILLION/DAY
OTHER NATIONS STILL DISCUSSING BUT WILL LIKELY TOTAL ONLY ABOUT 2 MILLION ALL TOGETHER
TOTAL CUT LESS THAN 10 MILLION.

>tfw bernie might not be able to win anymore
>tfw losing money on my spy 150 4/15 puts
>tfw my boomer parents are still alive
>tfw poor

IT’S NOT FAIR!!!!!

>>18374780
>jew
>jew
>jew

cry more /pol/faggot, the only thing that matters is being right and making money. Keep seething that kikes are smarter than you and run your economy you worthless turd

>>18374770
Capitalism and communism are both equally kiked.

>>18374855
FEEL THE BERNE

>>18374855
bernie might not win? He dropped out of the race

this is gonna feel great when I shove it in my ass tonight

>>18374860
Way to out yourself as a kike loving materialist. Enjoy your money in a secular post racial cultureless hellscape. The fact that people like you exist might be proof enough for the devils existence. I also told you to kys so get on that please.

>>18374860

>>18374644
wonderful. oxy xom and rds shall be mine next month.

>>18374883
looks a little sharp for me

>was up 107% on mro calls at like 1015
>decided to hold until after the meeting
>down to +20% and no end in sight
Sell now or do I hope trump tweets something?

>>18374832
Stop buying HAL and buy WTI

MY 401k NOOOOOOOOO

What's the word on oil, deal or no deal?

>>18374860
We hate kikes around here, go back to wsb you tourist rat.

>>18374860
You should pimp out your wife and daughter. Seems consistent with your stated ideology

/rtx/

>>18374907
based

>>18374906
Whatever the outcome, it's priced in.

>>18374848
>t. my ass

>>18374900
You have to be legitimately retarded to sell now. It's dropping because oil is fucking completely cut off from reality. OPEC cut 10m bp and G20 will see more, even up to 25 total.

>>18374906
10mil a day

>>18374860
Only a kike would seethe so hard at this post and yet still call them kikes to fit in. A leftist would only be able to call them Jews.

>>18374883
Oil?

>>18374758
yes. I'm making a statement that for the individual, these stocks have no reason to be purchased, unless you're chasing lines. there's literally no underlying value to it, it's what people claim BTC is worth (what the next person will pay).

>>18374942
Oh yeah. When is the g20 meeting?

Why would /pol/ tourists be here?
Aren't they all poorfag trailer trash?

What else should I buy fellas?

>>18374942
>It's dropping because oil is fucking completely cut off from reality
Or maybe because major sources of oil consumption (airlines, shipping) are way down

>>18374294
>XOP up 4% today
Not today joker

>>18374904
My YTD is -9.56%. I only started 1.5 years ago.

>>18374981
>are way down
Not for long. The lockdowns are murdering everybody.

>oil crabbing since 1 hour

>>18374979
Wynn and las vegas sands

the majority are bullish now. 50% fib retracement met. Oil talks not going as hoped. end of week is coming. 30% unemployment is projected. main street is getting killed. flattening of curve and the fed are priced in. VIX is rising.

if you dont get out now you are sadly mentally retarded.

>>18374977
Don't be such a faggot. Pol is based.

>>18374922
Okay, now this guy FUCKS.

>>18374988
>Not for long
a few more months is pretty long

>>18374830
How do I short the Fed?

>Me right about now

>>18374942
the only buyers of oil is countries filling up strategic storage. there is no demand to buy at higher prices

>>18374907
B&R

>>18374979
I don't see why you're memeing on oil that hard but no PLAY, RCL, CCL or other meme stocks?

https://www.businessinsider.com/bank-america-exec-staff-work-first-regardless-coronavirus-cnbc-2020-4

>A leaked audio transcript showed a Bank of America exec rejecting concerns of staff who didn't want to come to the office for fear of the coronavirus

AFRAID OF THE VIRUS WAGIE?
HAHAHAHA BACK TO YOUR WAGE CAGE

>>18374913
Imagine having a wife and daughter. What a waste of money

>>18375018
Buy other currencies

Bulls high on hope, my only hope is that you sold today.

>>18375047
THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi6nRvX5kiQ
This was just posted on the official White House youtube channel. Bullish?

Whoever shilled OKE, thanks for the comfy quick bux this morning. Now tell me what to do with my money /biz/, hardmode: suggest things that make money

>>18374860
Fuck off kike. You're banned from all 109 boards on 4chan

reminder that I capitulated on my bear position so the world is about to end

gonna play victoria ii for the first time in forever bros

dubs decides what country I play as

>>18374886
>muh culture!

cringe coming from the likely single, overweight wh*toid living in a city blighted by opiate addiction and a hollowed-out manufacturing base

>>18374887
only pattern I recognize is making money

>>18374907
>we

cringe and bluepilled, speak for yourself you slovenly manchild

>>18374913
not that you'd have the cash to afford them

>>18374963
who says I'm a leftist? I can just recognize that /pol/faggots are literally the lowest of the low IQ wh*toids attempting to cope with their own inferiority

>>18375045
>not quitting and then getting unemployment (states are making provisions that not going in over corona is not willfully turning down work)
>not getting 25% of your pay + $600/wk given the opportunity
wagies who have to show up have the bargaining chips in certain states.

>>18375042
Because oil will come back, cruises will die with the boomer menace

HOW DO I HEDGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18375047
y-yeah, i dont have a gf because the return on investment is bad....t...thats the reason...

>>18375073
Hawaii

>>18375074
>wh*toid
yeah nah filtered

>>18374830
I said two hours ago that the DXY was plumetting while jerome was changing his printer cartridge

>>18374860
They hated him, because he reminded them of their actual real social place in the natural hierarchy.

>>18374906
Dealio. Nobody buying, lots of selling the news. Could be good buy opportunity if there is a fresh push downwards next week.

>>18375074
shitskin confirmed

>>18375091
Lmao

Where my /retesthelows/ chads @?

>>18375073
qing

>>18375074
You're trying too hard.

Hey Jerome, since you have no problem printing endless money, why don't you print some for cash strapped oil producers like Venezuela so they stop fukcing pumping

>>18375116
here. i doubled down on my SPXU.

>>18374770
We don't live in a capitalist society. A capitalist society has a free market. We live in a fascist one where companies are selected to succeed or fail irregardless of market forces because "it is for the good of the nation." You heard Jerome literally say that earlier, that he will discriminate between companies to provide more loans and not everyone gets them. Our government will not let businesses fail, endlessly supporting failing corporations while letting the little guy bite the dust. The small business help is literally a token to help curb people's growing anger. Competition doesn't matter, supply and demand doesn't matter. Who you are and associated with does. A capitalist society is best, but you are delusional if after seeing all this endless intervention you still think we are capitalist.

>>18374973
Exactly. No one believes in this market. Yet it still goes up. I mean, what you said is how price works and that is fine. But with no underlying asset....it is over. I am not even upset anymore over the huge amount of money I lost. I am upset on principle at this point and will stand by my convictions shorting even if I run to 0 because if I do then I don't care for this country anymore and will go around as a wanderer living on the road because fuck supporting this society and fuck taxes to this ridiculous piece of shit we call a government.

>>18374997
Exactly this. If after all of this we still don't begin to fall, there can never exist confidence again in the integrity of this market. We will be worse than China and a wet dream in terms of manipulation while doing absolute shit. I just want to see the world burn now, it deserves it.

alright everbody who knows when the delayed earnings will come out? i wanna sell the next news

>>18375093
mayo cope

>>18375017
That's literally medium term you baby.

It's official, this bear has capitulated

This CNBC segment is hilarious.

COME ON UCO YOU CAN DO IT!
GET MY CALLS ITM!

>>18375133
>We live in a fascist one
I fucking wish. Then shit wouldn't be fucked.

>>18375145
It just turned a corner, hop back in for the next few minutes at least

>>18375133
>will be worse than China
hahaha...

>>18375070
how about keep holding OKE until it gets back to pre-dump prices? that's like a 2.5x gain

USO Oct 16 2020 7.5 Call only 40 bucks, will i be rich soon?

>>18375146
especially this live-mic testing on the other line.
based pro's

>>18375133
It's okay brother. I've also lost an insane amount of money, but all the indicators point to a tank from here. in the stock market, not just the economy.

>>18374262
how do i stop from obsessively checking my portfolio? specially that i am making gains?

>>18375145

>>18375148
I'm gonna stare at big line all day thanks to UCO being a cunt.

>10% unemployment rate
>SPY, DIA up

Holy fuck are they stupid?

>>18375133
I'm hedged with debt, so i don't mind if my 2.5k that's bearish eats dirt, but I'll be looking for every opportunity to get my hands on more debt if we keep pumping and it's fucking june.

>>18375145
which means it is now time to become a bear if you are smart.

Did gold just reach an ATH?

this bear cope is going in my cringe comp

>>18375194
nope you are

Who else is all in on defense and oil STONKS

>>18375133
>>18375178
>>18375194
priced in

How can I be so gay

>>18375180
Just turn off your computer and put your phone down, go read a book or watch a movie or go golfing or something that doesn't have you reaching for instant gratification every thirty seconds.

BUY CALLS NOW
BUY PUTS NEXT WEEK

>>18375194
dude waitresses and coffee shop workers are becoming unemployed oh no!!!!

>>18375201
$1876 is ATH.

>>18375167
true but how long are we gonna be holding out on this oil dunk until its back to being relatively normal? Has to be out until the end of summer at least unless I'm not thinking

>>18375210
yes, the printer and the flattening of the curve are priced in.

>>18375194
dumbass

Switched out of SQQQ into SPXL Tuesday and hit the sell limit today. Feels good to be sitting in cash. Will spend the next few weeks making up for my $8k SQQQ losses.

You idiot bears are complaining but don't realize the market in certain sectors was down 50-60% what do you want a full collapse? It's not going to happen, just admit it you missed the shorting boat a long time ago

What's the minimum for effective investment? I've only got 1k and it's hard to do anything with it.

After lunch pump? I can see the FED pumping this to the moon ahead of the three day break.
What are you buying and holding until Monday?

>>18375181
Based & firepilled

hmm, Zacks upped the rank on ONTX. Now it's strong buy with target of 7.00 a share. Uh I need to change my sell order.

>>18375181
Kek, saved

>>18374461
>people are starting to be late paying rent
>they have money

Interesting

https://twitter.com/Amena__Bakr

temporary cut from 10m-12m ONLY in June and May

RIP Oil faggots

>>18375239
Who is down?

Any ideas when the word will come out of the opec meeting?

>>18375238
Nice one bruh

I sold around 250% profit, should have waited a little bit longer until noon.

Lol 10 million barrels touted as HUGE DEEP CUTS. Take your profits now lads this won’t save US shale. Pretty expert maneuvering to cut production that doesn’t even exist and still step on the neck of shale producers.

>>18374323
Hepl

>>18375264
I am talking about a month ago during the sell off, certain sectors were down as much as 60%....why tf would you short a market already down so much?

>>18375241
1. buy leveraged ETFs in swing trades
2. buy options
3. buy stocks and hodl
minimum for an effective investment is $100. If you can't make money with $100, don't try it with $1,000.

I opened a TD account recently and put in the minimum transfer of $50 and used options trading to get myself over $250 in less than a week.

>>18375262
Nice source lmao

hey eurofag here, when whill your faggot FED talk and any news about oil today which will be announced on national tv?

This REIT has gained almost 50% of its value in the last week lmao I should have just bought the stock instead of buying a put within 3% at time of purchase on it.

>>18375262
and then 8m from July to December..

Double whammy from OPEC against US Shale. They "cut" production to seem like the good guys but it won't be enough to save USO.

>>18375074
Nigger

I don't think bears get it. Trump will get America back to work in the shortest possible time and pump the stock market to high hell until then.

How are we doing today guys?
Cashed out and made $1400 on Gold and Oil.
Gonna get drunk and watch GuP.

>>18375260
The number of late payments jumped from 25% to 30%. Those people were already on the edge and weren't contributing much anyway.

R8 my purchases

>>18375260
bobo you don't have money but Americans are much better capitalized than in 2008

sorry for your (many) losses

>>18375225
So if it doesnt matter why not just give us UBI? Feds printed trillions yet giving 1k a month ubi is considered "dangerous"

>>18375296
She's literally AT the meeting.

>>18375238
Bears capitulating, time to buy sqqq and puts

>>18375299
Looks like 10m is what they're talking about doing, but the meeting's not over so it won't be on TV yet.

>>18375272

cashed out of MRO and OXY for a little profit, only held them since last Friday.

Still long on FRO tanking since storage for oil is running out and ppl need the tankers

>>18375307
why is this stickied?

>>18375284
How? What are you studying? Charts, fundamentals? Some directions would be nice. listened to biz and got butt blasted.

I can't get Vicky II to run :(

why do old games need to be a pain

>>18375308
jealous as fuck
I still need to watch the movie but the show is a 10/10

>>18375308
Sounds pretty fucking based, senpai.

>>18375299
why does it matter? euro markets follow US markets anyways

>>18375197
This is dumb logic everyone went from bear to bull for this three week retard bull run and everyone was saying the same thing

>>18375321
One of those airlines is going to go under, I am just not sure what one

>>18375324
these spxu bags are getting really heavy

>>18375325
Also it's less than $4 trillion in a whole year. Literally les than what the fed did the last 30 days.
>but but but inflation!!!
Lol

guten morgen :D:D

>>18375262
If it ain't a Moshe or a John, I don't trust it. Foreign people always try to harm the great anglosphere due their evil nature.

>>18375241
That’s fine, look into options. Remember stocks move in percentages. 1 $100 stock and 100 $1 stocks which move 5 percent is the same to you. Look into options.

quick rundown on BP

I brought 10 shares of BA at $94, should I sell guys?

whats the smg consensus on pipeliners such as OKE?

>>18375374
gokiburi yo

Oil tanker stocks, a meme or worth it?

>>18375363
Let's hope its not AAL.

>>18375352
maybe i want to drop my bags?

>>18375269
Nice job, anon! What were you holding?
>>18375328
>Bears capitulating
Neither a bear or a bull. Telling the market what to do is retarded, I just ride the wave and try to make money.

>>18375301
feels good man

>>18375325
Inflation doesn't exist.

NO FUCKING WAY I SOLD MY OIL AND ITS GOING UP?!

>fiscally responsible leaders

*breathes*

AAAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

omg

fucking lmao CNBC guests man

>>18374262
Hi, so I went to the https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/ under the education paragraph of the OP and the company I worked for has just locked all my accounts and there's a message saying I need to call HR WTF HAPPENED???

>>18374461
>AN EXPLOSION OF ECONOMIC ACTIVITY ONCE THIS ENDS
for what, faggot uber-eats and boomer food? they have no jobs. no credit for cars or mortgages. prices still too high. Underwriting on laid off millennials will be tight AF or we're headed straight to 2008 x2

>>18375280
I didn't. I was hoping stuff would stay cheap for a little longer.

>>18375388
worth it

>>18375256
There, now I'll bag over 88,000 in profit. Glorious ain't it.

Bull Life - Getting Paid and Laid in America

>>18375423
>>18375423
>>18375423

>>18375272
Yeah I ain't in on shale

>>18375415
again, you might be poor

but many are not

stop projecting and get your life together faggot

>>18375406
Retard, did you not even read the link?

>>18375406
Anon you're getting a PROMOTION

>>18375402
PROMOTIONS

>>18375406
>4chan on a work device
you can't be that retarded.

My DHT put is within 5 cents of break even and we aren't even halfway to expiry. How are you feeling my bullbro? Take that preemie and buy yourself something nice.

>>18375326
Me too lol

Just because someone tells you zoomer retards something on twitter doesnt mean its real. Christ this is why you are poor.

>>18375406

>>18375402
Can you sell all your STONKS and we'll have a complete market recovery please?

>>18375418
Certain companies will get hit hard again, especially if earnings are a lot worse than modeled for, we could see another major sell off out of fear every company will be worse then modeled for

>>18375159
Fascist doesn't mean white supremacist. Look at peronism in Argentina, it is fascist but explicitly progressive. It is propaganda by the left saying fascism deals with a people's history and ultra traditionalism. The reality is what is required is to be authoritarian and impose laws and regulate/manipulate a market economy for "the good of the nation and her people."

>>18375165
Fair. We already were. But now we are actually showing it for everyone to see.

>>18375178
Indicators have been pointing down. Hasn't stopped anything from going up. In fact, the shittier my investments were during the past week the better I would have done.

>>18375196
I just find it upsetting personally I accounted for and was up enough to short and hold for 2 positive rally days....after the big first rally day and sit above principle still and now due to retardation of the market I am sitting at -10% of principle. From up 15%. Which doesn't sound impressive, but I ate 50% loss during the first 2 weeks of crash or so before I pulled out to cash and made that "principle," so w/e. Gonna be hell to find a new job come later, crashing begins as I am sending out applications for my first job so no unemployment relief fuck me I guess.

>>18375210
Yet printing is not. Sure, okay.

>>18374461
Bearish indicator.

>>18375406
4chan not blocked?

>>18375432
I'm literally an underwriter

Is anyone in IIPR?
https://grizzlyreports.com/is-innovative-industrial-properties-inc-nyseiipr-the-wework-of-cannabis-we-think-its-worse/

>>18375343
Honestly with options trading, the easiest way to make money is to do 2-3 day swing trades on options that expire in at least a week. Just watch the markets or sectors you're buying in, understand the strength and general direction of the sector and buy a realistic option spread. Easy options trades are on leveraged etfs like SPXL for example, but I made $25 yesterday on a call on Ford with a strike of 5.5 (in hinsight, I should've held!). But unfortunately you need experience most of all. I wasn't great at this when I started, but time has made me better.

>>18374527
There are several brokerages in the Bahamas that give you access to the US market. They look legit but I have no experience with them.

Who let this poo in the loo bobo on CNBC. Won’t shut the fuck up

I get Uber, but why Lyft?

>>18375406
HR doesn't like demon girls obviously

>>18375382
Remember you already made the profit. If BA goes up to 300 you aren’t going to make more *from today* because you bought at 94

>>18375555
This guy get shelled playing poker all the time its hilarious...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMIsd-xftro

"WE NEED MA VACCINE EVERY STAY INDOORS UNTIL WE GET ON, I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE FINANCIAL INTERESTS IN A VACCINE AND CRASHING THE ECONOMY AS A WHOLE" -the guy on CNBC

>>18375382
Shoulda sold at $180, you greedy fuck

>>18375326
So she's a man? Only men allowed

Fellow bears. I'm down 50% on my puts. If SPY busts through 281 I think I'm cutting my losses

In the meantime....here's to a BIG RED DILDO

>>18375473
>Fascist doesn't mean white supremacist. Look at peronism in Argentina, it is fascist but explicitly progressive. It is propaganda by the left saying fascism deals with a people's history and ultra traditionalism. The reality is what is required is to be authoritarian and impose laws and regulate/manipulate a market economy for "the good of the nation and her people."
Does the same apply to national socialism anon?

>>18375678
expect up to 285

This bear market rally is about to end.

>>18375709
Holy shit the anime tiddies formation!

>>18375382
you shouldve been out of boeing like 2 weeks ago dude. they are fugged from head to toe

>>18375736
Too lopsided/uneven. Those are tranny titties anon.

>>18375363
which one beat up that chink doctor? probably that one, people still remember in murica, and it would look bad for the gooberment to bail out an airline beating its own passengers.

I think it’s crazy I was fretting about BA shares I sold for so long and yesterday I bought some random MGM calls and sell them today for double the money and take all the potential BA profit I lost and then some. fucking options man

I'm so heavily shorting this flaming pile of shit market right now. All in SQQQ. The world is on fire with worse than great depression hard data, the fed would have to print away 100 trillion to make up for the lost decade we just had, and another 100 trillion for the lost decade we're about to have.

>>18375324
the only reason the market is going up is because it was oversold and people weren't willing to sell more. but you're too stupid to understand that, prepare to lose all your longs.

>>18375846
You don't understand that nobody is printing anything and besides that FED has infinite possbilities or with their words "infinite ammunition"

>>18375324
>better capitalized
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/18/few-americans-have-enough-savings-to-cover-a-1000-emergency.html

o

>>18375693
National socialism is a vein of fascism which simply equates to nazism. Nazism is what I said fascism was + being racially centric towards whites and traditional ideals.

>>18375406
>tfw no succubus HR manager to drain you in the back office
why even live

>>18375950
what do they mean by savings.. you surely can sell your 401k/ira or your sister (pic related) or not?

>>18375804
Very bearish.

>>18375449
>https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SFW board!!!

anybody got the sauce for this image from the thread a few days back? I haven't been able to find it and I want to bust a nut to it

if the ES rallies past resistance during an uncertain OPEC meeting while oil is declining, I'll have seen it all.

>>18374262
FUCK GAMESTOP SHORTS AHAHAHA SHORT SQUEEZE OF THE CENTURY ABOUT TO BEGIN

Puts on oil and calls on silver, what's the news from the meeting so far?

>>18375804
I'm telling you anons the tranny titty formation is great at spotting the end of trends.

>>18376475
Puts were the move

>>18376265
That's kind of how I could tell this rally was overeager. Sold most of my long positions except for gold and moderna and am staying in cash otherwise.