/biz/ - Business & Finance

RTX gang reporting in

is RTX energy related? might do 50% portfolio into it now

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>>18371450
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MILHOUSE TALKING TO CRAMER ON CNBC

Are the feds aware of the definition of insanity?

AALchads report in

>>18371459
only have 5 shares but i'll get a bit richer today

RTX and AAL and HAL chad reporting in. It’s a good morning.

BOOOOBRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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What isn't priced in at this point?

Is there a circuit breaker for going up?

HOLY SHIT BULLS FIRST TIME UNEMPLOYED WAS ONLY 6.6 MILLION WHICH IS LESS THAN THE 6.8 MILLION LAST WEEK. BUY! BUY! BUY!

>>18371486
reporting

also RTX JBLU chad

>>18371497
>>18371459
Don't panic but it'll dip to as low as 57-58.

>>18371512
another $2t+ stimulus was apparently NOT priced in

look at the fucking futures chart!

give me cnbc live link pls

>>18371512
your mom

>>18371512
Trannies

QUICK why do retards think you can make the eurozone accept the dollar that will be worth nothing with a military that is paid by currency that is worth nothing?

>>18371517
lol no
welcome to the fair and balanced stock market

COME OUT YOU AMRN SHILLS!!! COME OUT NOW!!! WE NEED THIS BITCH ABOVE $20

>>18371512
Godzilla attack

>>18371530
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>18371523
What makes you say that?

>>18371530
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html?fbclid=IwAR1gjJbOGaMU_-9GUA95yJBvH000G3z7hUr58_cSxAVFM0qA8-v4ICPOBwE

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DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH

4 minutes

OILERS

what is your information source of choice for the big habbening today?
i plan on lurking:
>clintonfakenews
>foxnews
>twitter searching for hashtag #oott
>F5'ing trumps twitter
>reuters wire

what would be a better setup?

>>18371523
What makes you say that

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

Should I go with MRO or HLX?

Anyone got any lithium stocks? Long time holder of GXY and LAC here.

>>18371536
Because my cruise missiles made by based rtx still work even if the dollar is worth nothing

>>18371459
>>18371497
also bought 5 shares
thanks fellas

OIL CHADS RISE UP

What do I do? Nothing makes sense anymore.

how many trollion is this now?
8?
9?

It's another "terrible jobs report and uncertain oil news, yet everything is green as hell" episode

>>18371558
Get news from 4chan like I always do
>>18371573
Go with a time machine and get hlx

WHAT'S A GOOD SWING PLAY TODAY

I'M THINKING CCL OR PLAY

>>18371558
I don't even want to check any news, my position is set, now I just wait and pray we get a deal.

High open interest 2 week out SQQQ calls. Thank me later.

>>18371573
you're late, better hope you don't get fucked on

LOOKS LIKE LIMIT UP KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS

Am I the only one who didn't miss out on that obvious gold rally?

people who cheerlead the destruction of the dollar for the sake of muh cheapies are fucking disgusting and should be quartered and hanged. unamerican pieces of shit.

The nuch is on CNBC if anyone isn't listening

60 SECONDS

>>18371594
Buy and hold LCI and scalp other shit that makes no sense

>people were calling me a retard last week for saying the fed is going to start buying etfs and literal stocks

eat shit shitbrains

AIRLINE BROS WE BULL NOW
WE NEED THE AID TO WASH ALL THOSE PLANES SITTING ON THE RUNWAY

I bought MFA for shiggles and now its my second best return

>>18371614
>destruction of the dollar for the sake of muh cheapies
you mean the cheapies already obtained?

>>18371614
bloo bloo

>>18371599
Money line go up

can someone tell me why would RTX go up?

They're not going to agree to anything idk why I'm holding oil

>>18371626
AAL JBLU DAL CHAD REPORTING

DING DING DING DING DING

>>18371576
>HURR LET'S THREATEN OUR ALLIES TO MAKE THEM ACCEPT OUR MONOPOLY MONEY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
this is the level of stupidity propping up the stock markets

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>>18371597
I think the government don't give a shit at this point but I think they would have a limit under Obama

uh, why are we dumping?

I have 700€ left. Considering to just buy back into Bitcoin. Fuck this clownmarket. Crypto makes more sense.

>>18371637
because it has a very low P/E ratio, very good order backlog with the military, and is generally a fantastic company

>>18371629
I bought 10 Shares just for fun I wish I took it serious.

>>18371634
yes

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fuck me are we ever gonna get a bear day?

Please go down.

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Norwegian airlines sre converting bonds to stocks. Stocks are going to zero when the markets open on oslo after easter. And this is just to qualify for a bail out from the norwegian government. Yeah they were balls deep in debt. But this shit is gonna happen to all sorts of companies all over the world anons. Be careful out there.

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OPEC DEAL CANCELLED

US WILL NOT SCALE BACK PRODUCTION!

>Don't invest in GEO they said

>>18371658
>>18371659
SUICIDE WATCH

>>18371657
SOON.

It's a good day to be a bullchad.

They're really, really, really hoping for inflation now, huh. Once the economy is revived next month and its flush with all of that hoarded cash + cash the Fed just printed, and people withdraw from USD globally all in tandem, it's going to be insane.

>bell
>all green
wew

>dow pumping
>oil pumping
>gold and silver pumping

>>18371450
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18371657
>>18371647
>>18371664
YOU COULD HAVE JUST LOOKED AT FUTURES YOU MONGOLOIDS

Go down whore

Wow just closed my first option for 300% profit, is this what Dunning Kruger and financial ruin feels like at first?

NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING BEARINO BOIS THEY WERE GUD KIDDOS THEY DINDU DO NUTTIN

>>18371667
And oil will rise despite that.

>>18371685
FUTURES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING

SAY IT WITH ME BEARKEKS:

V SHAPED RECOVERY

>>18371450
Fuck the allies
Yuri all the way

absolutely clown market, might as well go to a casino. the fuck is going on?

>>18371459
hi frens, got in at 53. feels good bros

REMINDER OPEC+ MEETING IS LESS THAN AN HOUR. SELL before it starts

MTDR is up 38% since I bought 2 days ago. Some srs gains

>>18371703
IT LITERALLY OPENS AT WHATEVER FUTURES ARE HOLY SHIT

The feds will literally buy all debt at 2.3 trillion. The economy is saved.

OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY???

HOOOOOLY SHIT

SO THIS IS WHAT THE DIX KNEW AND I DIDNT. MASSIVE FED ASSISTANCE FOR THE SMALL BUSINESSES.... WOW

>go to the toilet
>come back
>apparently i made $6000 in a few minutes while i was shitting

You guys cant stop me from being a bear.
Just give up bullbros

I'M BUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYIIIIINNNGGG

>>18371669
BBBBBUT Basketball Americans are disproportionately incarcerated, and it's only because the government targets them for selling addictive drugs to their communities! It's not RIGHT!

>>18371706
What ever happened to Joseph anyway?

>>18371713
But the market always pumps on millions of jobless. Bigger number = bigger green

>>18371725
Fffffff
What if the money line go up more

>>18371703
>>18371732
THE DUALITY OF MAN

>>18371747

even le bald CNBC guy is wtf'ing on the whole situation.

The Market will be fully recovered by the November election.

This bear is going to sleep.
Gonna comeback in a month when all this shit starts to collapse.
Have fun while you can bullfags.

>>18371725
so what? FED will just announce another 5 trillion for oil producers and up we go

>>18371739
Based

>Fed infects another 2 trillion
>Dow up 300 points

Money printer isn't brrr, it is BRRRR

DO I SELL MY GUSH AND USO OR HOLDDDDDDDDD PRICE IN THE CLOWN MARTKET BEFORE REPLY

>>18371497
>oppai loli
Two things, beautiful in their own right, disgusting when together

>>18371768
Sell sell sell sell sell

What is everyone playing today? What do you guys think will be green?

>>18371767
>Fed infects another 2 trillion

If we get good oil news I’m rich

OILERS STRAP IN

YOU BETTER NOT SUFFER FROM ACROPHOBIA

WE ARE GOING TO SERIOUS HEIGHTS

Hmm not sure if I should sell my MRO bags now. I’d rather be a gamble addict and wait for the OPEC outcome

check that LCI spread... fucking hell

>>18371744
You’re describing government support for the industry... no one said don’t invest in prisons because cops are gonna fill them with poor people. That’d be like saying tobacco is a bad investment because it’s addictive.

OILCHADS RISE THE HELL UP

>>18371779
ALL OF IT

truth is it was rigged from the start

If we get bad oil news I'm rich

>>18371788
Just bought in. Either way, it's a win-win situation. If a deal is struck, MRO rallies. If a deal isn't struck, Trump imposes tariffs, and then MRO rallies.

>>18371798
you're going to be very poor

>>18371783
Should I buy more WTI?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M MOOOOOOOONNNIIIINNNGG

>>18371788
right? This is insane. I'd sell now but its dropping like a rock for some fucking reason

>DXY is tumbling as the DOW goes up

>>18371790
Could be a good entry. I like where my position is at rn.

>Gold still pumping

when the fuck does the oil news come out

>>18371798
Putin will make you a millionaire by being an obtuse fag in about an hour.

Fuck why didn't I buy rtx.

>>18371817
The meeting's in 20 minutes, expect oil to either surge or implode sometime within an hour after that.

>>18371817
FED meets at 10

>>18371817
About 30 mins maybe?

>>18371817
My dad works for Putin he said 50 million barrel cut incoming

GIVE ME AN IDEA FOR A GOOD SWING TRADE TODAY

>>18371798
I've got a lot in oil already, with cash on the side. If it moons, great, there are still plenty of other places to put my money. If it tanks, i'm buying more at a discount.

AHAHAHAHAHA EVEN MY RETARDED SPIRIT PLAY IS GREEN

>>18371817
i hope putin the mad lad doesnt even show

>>18371817
>>18371825
>>18371828
If they don't get a deal, should I buy?

>algos buy on stimulus announcement
>squeezes shorts
>market goes way up
This is the only reason I can think of for ignoring the jobless numbers, the huge forward earnings multiplier, and everything else.

>>18371813
I like my position in it right now too.. toooo much good news coming to let go imo... their insulin and levo alone are going to carry that company plus they have all those other drugs.... fucking hell.. undervalued as shit

LCI to $60

Cheers to the guy who w the KTOS tip a few weeks back. Hasnt let me down since

Would now be a good time to buy XOM?

>>18371637
Do you not know about congressional kike industry complex and back orders?

Is this an unprecedented scenario? we're still heading into a recession correct? when does the feds money udder run dry?

>>18371450
Any Southwestern chads here?

Who else gonna make it?

Why am I even fucking with oil when IVR is up 40% every day for two weeks. My 300$ call is up 250 fucking percent

Thanks you, daddy Jay!

>>18371851
It was I, the leaf RTX shill! I am the god of war!

>>18371848
it's not that hard to see man, the market is beginning to price in massive inflation like nobody has seen in a generation

>>18371857
maybe if you're willing to risk a full bog.

>>18371857
Wait until after the meeting.

>>18371860
How does money run dry when you have infinite money

2800!

>>18371860
never. it never runs dry. the entire world is fucked so there is nowhere for anybody to run right now so they can literally print as many dollars as they want

>>18371857
Well if it dumps you won't lose as much as people who have been holding it forever

Closed my shorts at a loss, guess its time to be bull now.

>>18371860
No such thing as running dry. Feds can literally essentially forgive all debts by just buying and sitting on bad debt.

How is this real

>>18371773
Those are modest sized breasts to me anon. They don't look that big on her.

>>18371848
because everyone thinks that in a couple of weeks everything is back to normal.

>>18371838
>My dad works for Putin he said 50 million barrel cut incoming
based. went all-in long with 17x lever

Can't even buy, everything is so slow. So many people trading.

Oil call chads report in.

>Saudi has demands
>USA will not comply

None of this matters as Trump has stated they will not scale back production.

Number 5 in particular

>>18371890
DON'T FIGHT THE FED.

>>18371891
on a frame that small they're easily D cups, but they're just a bit more than a handful. for anime standards they're small. real life, those are great big honkers.

>>18371653
Do it.

>>18371887

I'm not sure if I should just sell everything right now. I'm up 20%. What the fuck.

I'M CRASHED
Should I sell my 210-220 5/1 puts? I'm fucked, went from 19k to fucking 6k jesus christ

>Markets crashing?
>Millions unemployed, with tens of millions likely to be there by the end?
>Companies have no backup money because they spent it all on stock buybacks or pocketed it all to their highest in the chain of command?
>JUST PRINT MORE MONEY!

Just went all in on CCL and PLAY

>>18371815
We made it PM chads. How many ounces did you have before the rise?

>>18371887
Wait a month. This can't go forever...

>>18371912
Did you just take a picture of your phone

I DON'T CARE IF WE GO BACK UP TO 30K I'M NOT FOMO BUYING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

awwww yeeeaaahh making my way back in

we mooooooning today boys!

Im a poorfag but not for long fuckers!

>>18371936
This exact same thing has happened for three weeks now, you had time to adjust and chose not to.

>>18371887
soon as I bought it dumped, fucking typical

I just bought 8k of WTI....


this could be great or terrible.

I GOT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CALL RIGHT I'M MOOONING

>>18371938
PLAY is definitely undervalued hard, maybe even more than the airlines. good move

>>18371931
theta rape

No one is working. No one is flying, buying, doing anything. Record low earnings, record unemployment, OPEC deal about to fall apart, everything is on fire. Jerome prints more money. What ARE the hedge fund managers and big players thinking who are actually driving this market? Please. I need to know the rationale and where this confidence is coming from because for the life of me I don't see it and if printing this much money improves a future outlook then I just don't see how it is appealing to need a wheelbarrow full of cash to buy a loaf of bread.

This isn't a recovery, this is the end of times. If this keeps up on a legitimate bull run then the ensuing economic disaster ahead of us in a few months will be the end of this country. I have never been less optimistic about our future than now, we are witnessing the last days of Rome as we open the gates for the barbarians.

"maybe the strain in new york was worse"
cramer is like 5 seconds from realizing new york is making up their numbers

>>18371912
Hello? Based Department? I’d like to request a screen shot.

DO WE KEEP HOLDING OILBROS??

Imagine using Robinhood and thinking you're a serious trader.

if cnbc is the ultimate bull channel - what would be the bear equivalent?

>>18371970
>open the gates for the barbarians
they're already here.

>>18371973
sell, thank me in a hour.

>>18371970
>If this keeps up on a legitimate bull run then the ensuing economic disaster ahead of us in a few months will be the end of this country.
I sure fucking hope so.

>>18371977
zerohedge

>>18371973
hold for a year man. just wait til we ar eback at ATH

>>18371970
Gates been open here since 1965

>>18371971
maybe new yorker are just stupid

Thats it im buying calls

>>18371977
zerohedge 4sure

WEALTHSIMPLE HAS NOW CRASHED

WEALTHSIMPLE HAS NOW CRASHED

I HAVE TO CALCULATE MY GAINS BY HAND AND I'M MOOOOOOONING HARDER THAN I CAN COUNT

>>18371953
based and cashpilled
feels good to be sleeping soundly on piles of money. and certainly not that soon to be worthless toilet paper called US dollar.

what calls should i buy to turn 10k into 20k

>>18371986
do you actually think GUSH will resemble anything like that?

>>18371713
>Notice nobody is buying Corona beer
>people are stupid but whatever check the parent company stock STZ
>Dmr Corona is the flagship brand of the company besides Robert Mondavi wines
>sales of both are down, stock price goes up
>flights are $10 to go round trip across the country right now and my friend took a flight qith two other people on it that would normally be packed
>all airline stocks are up
>cruise liners all docked
>cruise stocks up
It's not even gambling at this point since it's practically all green all the time even if it makes no sense at least with casinos the odds of red or black are 50/50 between green and red it's a fucking 80/20 split it's unreal

>>18371970
>What ARE the hedge fund managers and big players thinking who are actually driving this market?
they understand how to capitalize on these bear market rallies. when they sense the dump coming and follow suit it's going to be enormous.

>>18371997
Why is the US dollar at 20 years highs then?

>>18371629
I dumped literally everything I had into it at 1 dollar. S-should I sell now???

>>18371977

>>18372007
>>18371973
If you don't have a basic understanding of leveraged ETFs sell out of GUSH by EOD and stop fucking with them, you're in way over your head here.

Bobos...I was bearish on this until I saw who the virus was killing: net drains on the economy.

The bear fears the bull.

SLIPPERY SLOPE
>SLIPPERY SLOPE
SLIPPERY SLOPE
>SLIPPERY SLOPE
SLIPPERY SLOPE
>SLIPPERY SLOPE
SLIPPERY SLOPE

>>18371970
>unlimited money

literally nothing can go wrong now.

>>18371974
I honestly don't get how people can actively trade with it... truely mind boggling.. I use it.. but not for active trading.. more like long term accumulation plays.... like hard as fuck to look over option chain.. no level 2 unless you pay for it.. no order flow... truely is a bit mind boggling

>>18371987
It was the biggest mistake in american history right after letting jews in
>t. white latin american

Still got 6K in cash, wait for the oil news?

Now Morgan Stanley man has recovered from the virus... powell taking questions soon. Economy may open in May...

The good news just keeps coming

NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SQ is leading the charge to the moon, goddamn

>>18372023
>he thinks private mid income persons influence the economy
The economy is several thousand CEOs and the government. Everyone else is a net drain.

I sold all my puts and went into SPXL

QUICK I HAVE $700 WHAT DO I BUY

>>18371970

shut up autist

the market looks foward

>>18372019
This if you have an etf frogbro sell now nad lock in what little profit you have no shame there a profit is a profit

>>18372042
Just go all in on RTX, faggot. Thank me later.

I just bought $5,000 of United.... hold me bros. Will it be okay?

BVLLI$H

>>18371614
>destruction of the dollar for cheapies
its the opposite you dumb fuck, but you will find out when you start buying a loaf a bread for a few hundred dollars

Jobs go down.
Market goes up.

>>18372051
Go back to zerohedge please.

>>18372058
>>18372042
Wait for oil news and buy SCO if deal fails or UCO if deal goes through

>>18371972
Sure thing bro

Real question is what will happen when all of this is over , they pretty much revealed to everybody that the underlying asset doesn't matter .

>>18372012
For now yeah, but when the lockdown is eventually lifted(in the near or far future) you're going to have money that was printed into circulation on top of consumers rapidly spending again. Just watch out, ok anon?

>>18372058
ALL IN ON RTX TRUST ME

>>18371970
literally all technicals. Market retracing to 2800 from the bottom as a fib level. I lost a lot of money because I forgot this when it dumped on Tuesday.

>>18371944
Not a single ounce. How much do you own?
I've taken $1500 profit on XAU on Monday.
$800 today so far. Hopefully it kisses 1700.
Gonna buy back if it dips again next week.

>>18372058
RTX

>>18371512
a recession...

>>18372086
Soviet America

>>18372046
>Economy may open in May...

Enjoy a second wave of infections

>>18371779
I went all in on Khols yesterday. Sold for 12% profit today. I think I'll take the rest of the day off

Looks like LCI going back up to $9 are for awhile.. someones playing with the ask.. getting real thin...

>>18372085
POASTING IN EBIN SCREENSHOT

>>18371512
2nd leg down is priced in, right?

>>18372095
>ALL IN ON RTX TRUST ME
what cunt will it be? iran?

>>18371970
just markets being markets. when bobos all call it quits they will tank it and keep playing this game while new suckers come and go

>>18372106
that’s priced in

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

friendly reminder that the stock market is a leading indicator, not a lagging indicator

>>18371857
Yes. Put a stop loss on it

Putin probably had a chuckle about this with his slavbros.

>>18372058
MTA
B2G

Gold calls.

awww yeah

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SLIGHTLY LESS POOR THAN BEFORE EAT A DICK WAGIES

>>18372122
based

You want it or not. This shit is going to collapse faster than you coming for the first time when you discovered "fap time".

I bet this still will pump for the next two weeks until they realise unemployment is 40% and there is no way the economy is gonna restart in May.

>>18372127
Venezuela.

>>18372111
NOT THE 0.3% DEATHRATE KEEP THE ECONOMY CLOSED FOR ANOTHER 25 YEARS

shutting the economy down was fucking retarded and way worse than 100% of people being infected

>>18372133
i'll be a bobo until 2900 in about 1.5 weeks. if we pass the 2850 range i sell and hold cash.

V calls for apr17 pretty safe right?

>>18372061
>>18372019
thanks bros

I tried asking if I'd get fucked on holding GUSH a couple times in different threads but no one answered :// couldn't find any info on how it worked in a google search

>>18372135
how long do I have to hold for divvies again?

OPEC meeting in three mins

>>18372100
5 oz of gold, 90 oz of silver. We'll make it anon. The future is ours.

Powell speech at 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qi1__7rITI

>>18372058
MTA
B2G
GOLD

and calls on gold. thats what i would do right now. Ive been winning for weeks now.

>>18371973
Be a fucking man

And just like that, SPY never going below 280 again.

>>18372153
The economy is gonna bounce back hard, the unemployment numbers mean way less than you think they do

>AMD
Fuck, I shouldn't have sold so early.

>>18372145
proud of you leafbro :)

>>18372086
Bitcoin goes to 10 million. A loaf if bread will cist 50 bucks.

>>18372170
yeah making plays based on solid fundamentals is usually pretty safe.

>>18371973
Oilchads will inherit the earth

>>18371973
i lost so much money day trading the last two days (with VERY stupid trades, entirely my fault) that I dropped below 25k and can no longer day trade. Right before the day-trading restrictions went into effect, I bought MRO. So far I'm 3.6k up today. So now I'm above 25k again.
But I suck so hard at day trading, I'm just going to hold until MRO goes up to at least cover all my losses.
Corona lockdown is going to start going away a month from now, Demand on oil will return, MRO will go back up (eventually). I'm just holding and waiting now. Every time I try to be slick and try day trading I get wrecked. I'm just holding long and hoping 6 months from now I'll either at least have my money back or hey, maybe even have doubled my money. Who knows.

If MRO craters, then I'm ded. I leave it to God now.

>>18372180
IF HE'S GOING TO BE TALKING, WHO'S GOING TO BE PRINTING?????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>18372180
Thanks, brah.

>>18372171
>couldn't find any info on how it worked

http://direxioninvestments.onlineprospectus.net/DirexionInvestments//GUSH/index.html?open=Summary%20Prospectus

HOW STRONG ARE YOUR HANDS OILERS?

IM FINALLY IN THE GREEN

>>18372177
How long does it take to talk about how they're going to crash the global economy?

>>18372196
cant tell if sarcasm

>>18372203
>i lost so much money day trading the last two days

same here, i feel you anon

This aged well

Exactly how much does the fed need to print before the U.S.D. halves in purchasing power? Would simply doubling the national debt cause this, or does something else have to happen?

>>18372213
i have my entire life savings put into a leveraged oil short

>>18371873
Well them drones seem to be flyin to the fuckin moon today

>>18372203
daytrading is a suckers game imo

>>18372180
when is OIL News coming out?

>>18372203
Just hold on to your stocks and don’t touch them

>>18372194
Hooray I made 500 dollars on calls. Up from 2k. That's a 25% gain. Time to fucking cash out and quit this psycho market.

>>18371450
Ok bulls, count me in. I was one of the biggest bears and made tons of money, but it is srly over.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/free-markets-are-dead-fed-start-buying-junk-bonds-junk-etfs

Another 2.3 trillion package by the FED announced too. Free markets are done and you can make tons of money on the upwards trend now. Gains are gains.

>>18371996
LEAFBRO SEND HELP, AC IS MOONING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!1

>>18372164
>NOT THE 0.3% DEATHRATE

It's not the death rate you retard, it's the fact that our medical systems in the states straight up can't handle everyone getting sick at once. They're built to be 'efficient' aka run with as little put into them as possible. You'd have hospitals straight up breaking down from the financial strain it would put on them, and more people would get sick or die from non-COVID-19 reasons because they can't be properly taken care off. It would be a goddamn mess that would take years to fix. A lot of more rural hospitals aren't exactly swimming in cash anyways

AAL HOLY SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18372214
Look at that moon

>>18372213
holding $20k of oil stock right now. Even if this falls through we are green in the future for sure.

>>18371773
both of these things are disgusting to normal people

Greed is setting in you tards. Take profits, or atleast reduce positions.
Your all about to be burned alive. Take fuckin profits, wait for the dump and repeat. Buy the rumor sell news. You better fuckin hurry too

NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK LOOK AT THIS SHIT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL LIFE

CRAMER ADMITS OIL IS RIGGED LOL

>>18372190
What is it "bouncing back" from. Is it bad right now? I wouldn't know from the charts.

>>18372255
Stop loss
>Stop loss
Stop loss
>Stop loss

>>18372231
>markets are closed for the day already.

>>18372178
Based as fuck. I'll buy a small amount when the physical market calms down in the aftermath.

>FORCEFULLY

>>18372256
Anon, it's 2D.

>>18371890
Markets are back, kiddo. Temporary problem to a permanent solution.

>>18371512
Anything less optimistic than "this is basically over and we can go back to work starting in may, and all the loans and trumpbux have arrived safely in the bank accounts of those who need them."

>>18372258
How far will it really dump from here? I don't think the SPY goes below 260 for awhile at the very least.

>>18372213
Diamonds BABAY. Calls on XOM and CVX are already in the money and I'm moonin

JEROME SAYS REBOUND WILL BE ROBUST

>>18372254
>>18372238
>>18372255
yeah. holding onto oil even after this moon...just shows how much it can rebound

>>18372255
RIP

>>18372010
>>18372096
>>18372133
I don't understand though how anyone has the balls to buy right now. How isn't anyone who isn't allowed to day trade not shitting bricks at the prospect of buying into this bs? I need convincing to go bull, because my instincts and every fiber in my being is screaming at me not to click the buy button whenever I hover over it and I cramp up in fear as bad as my outstanding shorts which have crushed me and are crushing me harder each second.

>>18372203
>>18372238
just trade sectors specific stuff.

Is AMRN going to moon?

>>18372229
one of them was entirely unnecessary too.
>bought mooning stock (FOMO is deadly)
>bought at 2.40
>it then pittered around 2.20 for awhile (like all afternoon)
>broke trend line, shot down to 1.76
>panic sold (like a retard)
>15 minute later
>power hour kicked it
>last 30 minutes of the trading day it soared, unflinchingly, to 2.70
10k, whoosh, gone.
Completely unnecessary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg
it was pretty much exactly this meme.

We're going ATH by end of month. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18372258
its impossible for it to dump now. we a re living in clown world.

>>18372253
same anon im up 33% rn
sadly only put 1k on it
im getting paranoid i should probably sell

>>18372070
no, bottom isn't in for airline stocks, international travel restrictions will probably stay in place for a while even as other industries are allowed to go back to normal

>>18372293
brother what do you not understand about infinite QE? its not a meme or buzzword just on 4chan, look it up

Holy fuck I bought the bottom. I'm going to be rich.

>>18372303
this market is too volatile, I've chosen my positions now for the rest of the year, if shit goes south then I have stop loss. fuck this market

I picked up a bunch of BLMN, i.e. Outback Steakhouse, and it's up 25% for no damn reason. Putting trailing stop loss order in here and not looking back. This is idiotic. I don't have to deal with this I have a day job. I'm taking my money and leaving. Fuck stocks.

>>18371591
based and oilpilled

OH NO NO

>BEARS BTFO
>BOBO IS BTFO

OH NO NO NO

>BEARS

what was THAT

OOOOOOO

>>18372214
kek I remember you from yesterday. better sell now and re-evaluate. don't let the greed get you again

>>18372303
If a day trade isn't looking good turn it into a swing trade.

>>18372085
WEW LAD

will you hold during the long weekend?

LMAO

Oil just dropped hard. Seems like something was leaked.

>>18372264
Well find new all time highs when this is over, there’s so many people with money just waiting to spend, but they haven’t been able to, when they country opens up there’s gonna be a flood of demand, the markets are reflecting that anticipation

Holy shit oil calm down.

WHAT IS THIS RIDE ON OIL

>>18372227
of course it's sarcasm you nitwit. why would you expect SPY 300 when we're entering a recession? god the fed has you all salivating like dogs. utterly disgusting.

>>18372293
>I don't understand though how anyone has the balls to buy right now.
they have people whose job is to study market behavior. that's how.

>I need convincing to go bull
dont. you could have obviously 2 weeks ago, but it's too late now.

OIL DID A OOPSIE

>>18372354
Just nerves. They’ll make a deal.

Why the fuck is uco down so far

Oil drops have big volume. I'm spooked.

OIL IS DIPPING
WHAT'S GOING ON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>she's comin down!

>>18372283
Resistance at 280
Fall to 250 depending on oil

OIL TO THE MOON

a retard pressed the wrong number again on oil lmao

OILBROS THIS SHIT IS TOO MUCH FOR ME

>>18372375
I have some doubts. Russia has been strongly hinting at the US needing to cut production if they want a deal and Trump's response so far has be: "Buh? US make deal? Buh? Buh? Buh?" so I think it's not happening.

oof
that looks like a bear flag

HOOOOOOLD

>everything green
>silver up 5%

yikes.

FUCKING WEALTHSIMPLE WONT LOAD!!!!!! I NEED IN ON THIS RIDE

>>18372353
KEK

>BP down 2.5%

uh oh

Bros what the fuck is this OIL dip

What are we tanking over? Powell just saved the economy.

>>18372405

Don't be a pusssy. Hold

Last warning. Red end of day. Hurry take profits.... 280 failing

>>18372413
Welcome to the clown market. Enjoy the ride.

GO DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

https://youtu.be/kOkIRe2nv2Q


JEROME LIVE
>JEROME LIVE

WEAK CONFERENCE JEROME

STRONG HANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

12% up on Delta wow

>>18372353
Oh I remember this, this was when trump refused to admit he was wrong and refused to answer questions because he's an inbred retard coward

>>18372303

>>18372429
Couple whales selling off

>>18372270
I wish you the best prices anon. I'll make a new thread in the meantime.

>>18372444
>>18372451
IS IT PRICED IN?

>>18372441
Nope

I'm not pussy. Holding the oil

FuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrashFuckingCrash

>>18372459
Seethe

JUST BOUGHT THE OIL DIP, LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>18372478
Its over bobo

>>18372477
you’re an idiot if you don’t sell that oil on the bump right now

>>18372456
dont look at hlx or ivr

>>18372466
Nice DUBS fuck yes it’s fucking priced in bro

>>18372478
LOL BOBO ITS OGRE FOR YOU

>>18371453

>inflation doesn't exist

based and true, printing causes deflation.

https://youtu.be/kOkIRe2nv2Q

JEROME SAYS “THERE’S NO LIMIT TO WHAT WE CAN DO!”
“INCREASES IN MONEY SUPPLY DO NOT RESULT IN HIGH INFLATION”

>>18372502
>>18372496
I'm fucking pumping

260 spy put 4/20. thank me right now

>>18372553
MAGIC MONEY MAN
>MAGIC MONEY MAN
MAGIC MONEY MAN
>MAGIC MONEY MAN
MAGIC MONEY MAN
>MAGIC MONEY MAN
MAGIC MONEY MAN
>MAGIC MONEY MAN
MAGIC MONEY MAN
>MAGIC MONEY MAN

>>18372571
>puts
cringe

>>18372485
Call me whatever you want trump can't take ANY criticism lmao. literally a child brain

>>18372571
Thanks I'm financially ruined

i'm about to just cash out and forget the stock market exists
i don't have the hands for this shit

>>18372571
based

Is the OPEC+ meeting closed doors? Or is it watchable somewhere?

>>18372630
For what? Nonstop green days?

Pretend I'm Anakin Skywalker saying this: Now THIS is profit-taking!

Sold everything and am not going to buy again until sanity is restored. I have a fucking day job I don't need this.

>>18371911
I lost my shit when he told people to go back to work, he never did managed to piss me off but at least he's doing something right

stay strong bobos

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE OIL DEAL TO FALL THROUGH AND WATCH YOU FUCKERS SQUIRM.

>>18372673
Haha

It's closed door.

Stop pumping damn jew niggers

>>18372683
literally the thing that makes me bearish

>>18372683
i am prone to addiction and sitting here all day staring at charts with my finger on the button is exhausting and then you add in the fact that there is obvious engineering going on, you can add infuriation to the exhaustion

>IT
>LITERALLY
>CANT
>GET
>ANY
>WORSE

The pandemic is all but over you brainlets. The only way is UP.

heres the cisco endpoint they are using lol

https://svc.nic.gov.sa/

FUCK ME

PUMP IT

PUMP IT MORE

>>18372206
Holy shit I'm loading puts right at 10

>>18372673
Not trying to be rude, but I hope you dont invrst your savings anon

>>18372847
>>18372206
i think they found an assistant to do it

>>18372553

Oil's mooning.

>>18372084
Thank you based oil man. UCO calls already doubled.

pocketed $1k from BA today, what oil stock can I FOMO into?

>>18373138
TOT EPD FANG

Oil calm down. Stop it and pick a direction.

>>18371977
Ah have u been watching CNBC the last 3 wks? They’re finally coming around to bull

>>18372015
>dumping your entire worth into a stock that was at 0.15 a week ago
Yes sell now and then reinvest your earnings into a more diversified portfolio you are one lucky little nigga

I'm YOLO'ing everything on a massive dump for 30mins now. Watch me fail

I'm still holding my 12600 ontx shares.. 1.6 is my sell target. Order's already in place which is good for 60 days. Waiting for the glorious p3 data. Got a feeling said news will be dropped with no warning at all. So all those who wake up the next morning will be left behind as the profit train leaves the station.