/biz/ - Business & Finance

I HATE IT

second for girls slapping your butt

>>18366242

>>18366242
Sexual assault. You should screech at the top of your lungs if a roastie does this. If a guy did that to them they would do the same.

well that was the shortest great depression

>Double my options
>Put in more
>Get cold feet
>Pull out with a small loss
>Next day would have doubled again
>Be fucking retarded
>Go back in
>It goes a little bad
>Hold
>Hold
>Hold
>Zero
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

>>18366277
that's what made it so great
if it lasted forever, it would be called the really bad horrible depression

>>18366281
Did the same
Also missed an option on ivr that went up 1200% in one day

>>18366281
Never double dip

When do I sell? I have 15k in a oil and metal company but don't know anything about stocks. I think the oil will be good to hold on to but idk about an industrial metal distributor.

guys im gonna do it, im gonna fomo all in on indices

Next week the market cannot hide from reality. Earnings reports for Q1 begin to be released, including Delta Airlines, which will be viewed as a bellweather in this market - especially after Buffet sold his stake. The blood will be in the water. I see two ways for it to play out from there either a slow bleed to the new lows like 2008, or we violently snap back down as the market stops being able to run from the economic realities at hand.

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/us-economic-recession-tracker/?srnd=premium-asia

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandrasternlicht/2020/04/08/ray-dalio-were-heading-into-a-great-depression/#5e253c7b7c83

>>18366277
All the big bear market rallies are done but it's still going to gradually sink back down and the gradually go back up.

I'm down 50% on my SPY 220 5/15 Puts. How fucked am I?

>>18366242
Y-yeah, haha i know. I hate when that happens.

>>18366242
kek based, this is now a powerlifting thread

Reminder that this rally is a bull trap and that none of the price movements made sense because it was caused by people covering their options.

Reminder that longs always win

>>18366300
are you arbitraging r*ddit posts here for internet goodboy points
>>18366313
good, /plg/ on /fit/ is just people lifting rocks currently because the gym is closed

Guys! Will my 4/17 SPY $272 puts survive!?!?

>>18366305
5/15
Prolly gonna crash next week

>30 million unemployed
>GDP down 25% in Q2
>tens of thousands dead
>mass graves being dug in NYC
>Olympics moved to 2021
>All sports canceled
>colleges and schools canceled through summer at a minimum
Gee golly guess everything is back to normal right guys?

>>18366324
time to buy spy 6/19 220?

>>18366305
50% bogged
how fucked am I?

>>18366217
>>If you're feeling bogged:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk

Sky... blue...
sky.... BLUE!

;_;
I can't escape the feels...

>>18366360
idk anon sounds pretty bullish to me

>>18366360

Just wait until people are lulled into a false sense of security and our government stupidly opens up everything again too early and we get a second wave of infections. Gonna be a fun time

spy going to 200 in May

please open the gym back up. I filled my gymbag full of gallon water jugs so I've been able to do weighted pushups and shit and keep most of my gains but my legs are fucking dying.

Anyone have any good cheapies from strong companies with good divs that I can buy into after I flip my oil?

>>18366375
Puts make just as much money as calls do

>>18366385
No such thing as cheapies anymore... everything's up big time. Do you like to buy up 10%? I think I might start that strat.

Would you even go to the gym knowing there's Coronachan out and about? Lung capacity is important for liftan.

So oil meeting tomorrow, oil gonna pump or dump?

>>18366420
yes

>>18366301
I was hoping for another plunge to scoop up more goodies, but this works too I guess.

>>18366420
What time does it start?

I’m scalping my profits off this dip tomorrow.

>>18366377
After it has pumped through the economic Armageddon? This recession isn't even going to last that long, nothing broke, we had no bankruptcies and after this rally the bags have been moved so even if we do end up having some it won't be that bad.

>>18366398
I'd probably just take my own wipes with me and use them on literally everything I touch

My fucking diet was on point for months and I was actually starting to look like I lifted, fuck my life fuck

just can't win. Feel like an asshat for not getting into Pepsi while it was down too

>>18366420
WTI could dump tomorrow but it's either going to be up tomorrow or up by may

>>18366427
In 8 hours.https://apa.az/en/azerbaijan_energy_and_industry/OPEC-Secretariat-invites-several-non-OPEC+-member-states-to-meeting-317379

>futures

Should I keep my GUSH? I'm retarded.

Thought experiment:

What would happen if you just bought a 1% SPY stake right before market close and sold it if the market was closing up?

this is the fate of all anons going against boeingchads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ7wOYX9FYQ&feature=youtu.be

>>18366510
lmfao when was this, after the bailout?

If it opens green are we really gonna do the whole dump then pump to noon thing again?

I just remembered I had this saved and laughed when I was it

Can't wait to get up tomorrow and sell more puts to these paypig bears. They love the abuse

>>18366298
Just do it before EOW, otherwise I'm ahead of you in terms of P/L... And that'd be mad gay, right?

How much Meat do you consumer per day, users?

>>18366365
Cut your losses now and go all in SPXL. There is still time to snatch dignified mediocrity from the jaws of pathetic destitution

>>18366510
I love seeing Jews lose all their money KEK

>>18366451
holy fuck we're going to spy double digits

>>18366336
Facts.

>>18366358
Maybe. What's the premium that you paid?

>>18366305
>I'm down 50% on my SPY 220 5/15 Puts. How fucked am I?
You lost before it even began, fren

>>18366546
>the next line is going to be double what this ended at
EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18366365
>Puts
Absolutely fucked.

>>18366578
>Cut your losses now and go all in SPXL.
Based.
>There is still time to snatch dignified mediocrity from the jaws of pathetic destitution
It's true! I'm not even at fucking break-even yet!
Anons gotta act fast tho. I just need one more 2-3% pump like today.

Oil is gonna moon so fucking hard my calls are gonna print

>>18366578
>cut your losses
>sitting at a fat -95% loss

>>18366522
All it matters is that we'll pump another 3% on the news that Biden remembered his name in an interview or something. The existence of Bernie was holding us back 3%. Who would have known that 10% of the crash was Bernie's 1% chance to win not enough votes for the convention.

>>18366510
FUCK, I wish I had a real account like 25K+ so I could do cool shit like buy Boeing at 95 and then sell at 160, then buy back at 120 etc etc and not praying on some shitty USO 7.5calls and shit did I say shit enough not sure? SHit shit shitty shit shit.

>>18366242
Its weird for guys though, women don't just do that so I would feel extremely good about a girl slapping my butt, it proves that you made it and your muscles are finally legit. I'd probably sue the third or ugly girl to do it.

>>18366452
I got into pepsi.... a bunch in my IRA... but dropped LMT at the bottom and trimmed BRKB at near bottom... really hurts my heart.

>>18366576
I consume Tyson Fun Nuggets every evening, and am looking forward to ordering more from my local Kroger grocer soon!

that's a funny xbone!

>>18366546
Redfin just laid off 40% of their fucking staff.
I've never heard of such a massive lay-off without a straight out bankruptcy.
Companies usually try to cap it at 10%.

My LinkedIn feed is also flooded with people getting internships revoked by Cruise or laid off by them.

>>18366520
I'm guessing during the the monday rally this week?
If it is idk why the fuck he would short BA after a bailout and all

I’m tapping out, I give up. I’m gonna start buying stocks this is going on way too long for a dead cat bounce

>>18366677
I mean thats the case almost everywhere but holy shit its all bullish. We're either going to see a run to 3300 or a 3 circuit breaker day
one of the two.

>>18366692
bullish af

>>18366697
The CDC just loosened restrictions on back to work guidance, so that's going to be pretty bullish

>>18366697
>3 circuit breaker day
>one of the two.
When though? Not to be a meme but isnt it priced in by now? The assumption is every business is going to fire/furlough most of their employees and earnings will be bad. How is this going to cause a panic?

Best tech stock out of FB, APPL, and GOOGL? Also hit me with some hot stuff, stuff I haven't seen before. I'm gonna be buying this shit all the way down, already have a limit order for NEE and TDY. Shill me, no RTX or KTOS though already got that on the watchlist, oil is covered too.

>>18366731
The trouble comes if those people don't get hired back.

>he didnt buy GUSH
you DO realize it will be back to ath by eoy, right?

>>18366692
he bought?

>>18366692
you're just asking to get bogged now

>>18366716
Those guidances are for essential workers who have been exposed, essential workers were already not barred from going to work

>>18366651
>sitting at a fat -95% loss
Oof. I've been there, anon.
I think it was Mr. LCI's Wild Ride that took me there.

>>18366754
maybe a fourth of that if we're extremely lucky

>>18366740
FB owns Instagram, which is probably doing well right now.
>APPL
Apple is AAPL, sirs
Regardless, AAPL and GOOG/GOOGL haven't been a moon mission in years and have gotten pretty sleepy.

>>18366764
Unfortunately we can't use that sign, he'll buy the one stock that will drop tomorrow. There's no way to outsmart the Bogs.

>>18366740
MSFT

>>18366217
You didn't put /smg/ in the OP.
People aren't going to find this in the catalog.

>one of my friends rants to me about how TSLA is overvalued and I should never buy it
>he holds UBER and ZOOM
Retard, I....

>>18366826
forgot about that one, why MSFT? They've, got some cloud services but I have to admit, not as familiar with it as the others

>>18366662

Drunk girls will do it randomly sometimes if you have anything standout attractive about you (face, hair, muscles/height)

>>18366716
>everyone just goes back to work at their non-existing jobs!
>Economy fixed!

>>18366740
It's been 10+ years and the lion share of revenue for Facebook is still from ads on facebook.
My guess is all the small businesses about to go bankrupt are going to make GOOGL even more all consuming

>>18366629
yea the actual economy is scaring the shit out of me, I think it won't really hit the markets until 1-2 months from now when official orders to "re-open" are given and there's literally nothing to go back to. 80% of small business are gone, 20% unemployment, nobody consuming, nobody producing, supply chains shot to shit. Seems like just 3 weeks ago the overnight repo was on everyone's mind--I can only assume nobody paying any of their debt is going to make that situation implode faster. Anyone who is bullish right now is actively rooting for America to become Zimbabwe

>>18366749
Bruh, there has literally never been a mass hiring event EVER in the history of the world except for conscription. Anyone who thinks people can just go back to their jobs is completely delusional.

>>18366870
>Not being a Bullchad
https://youtu.be/RdmIe6qVG6I?t=87

Robinhood banned me

Where should I go next

If we’re gonna double top, these futures need to start falling before 06:00 UTC

Lads...

Ill Just leave this here

>>18366884
that's fair, heard appl has a fuck ton of cash and is set to do lots of M&A if we see a downturn.

>stop trading options
>scalp and swing because of how volatile it is
Easiest money of my life.

>>18366370
>I can't escape the feels...
I like to just embrace them and put Bleed The Freak on repeat.
https://youtu.be/-xQQzi0IdLY
Another major outlet was fucking with people on habbo. I once did that everyday for months on end, took a break for a few weeks, then was still banned on sight in under 5 minutes when I came back.
What's got you feeling tho, anon?

*ahem*
Hello frens. Wondering what to do in these uncertain economic times? Well.. SOXL is the answer.
Face it; semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>JP Morgan stopped doing loans outside of PPP
Although you could argue it's because they're getting swamped with PPP, I wonder if it's more they're expected all other business loans to be too high risk right now. They're all in on a big recession.

>>18366982
thats a guy

I just realized wsb being drawn to 4chan through biz will lead to further redpilling of the unwashed masses. Inevitably the retards will discover and lurk Pol if they are not sidetracked by gif and discover bambi sleep first.

>>18366869
The cloud services is already a big market and will continue to grow. It's also high margin. Amazon makes a lot of it's profit from the cloud services compared to its retail.

Microsoft has been taking market share away from amazon and has a lot of experience working closely with businesses from it's OS and office products. I think they are best poised to be the two big players in the cloud market.

Google had a huge advantage, but failed to capitalize early. They will probably it's going to be tougher for them now they are playing catch up.

The primary downside with MSFT is it's already back to january prices, so it has let potential for quick rebound gains. But it will also lose less if we see another drop.

>>18366876
There's no asset bubble this time, like the past 2 recessions.

The first had fucking Enron.
The second happened because houses were getting traded for multiples of their inherent value, and suddenly started trading at face value.

For this one, you can literally just start the companies back up and they should have the same market value.

>>18366956
Recessions have always been a popular time for M&A. I think there's actually an M&A ETF out there somewhere.

>>18366987
Based.
How much SOXL are you holding?

>>18367041
also a guy

>>18367020
he knows, everyone knows
>>18367047
ok that's actually a gorl

>>18367020

>>18367061
cute feet

>>18366862
UBER is not overvalued, ZOOM is a piece of shit.

Uber is not overvalued simply because people lazy pieces of fucking shit and ubereats is a thing.

>>18367041
>Had the greatest bullrun in history
>There is no bubble!
Its the same bubble we put off in 2008, but now pumped with even more leverage. You think people stopped being greedy?

>>18367041
>Based.
>How much SOXL are you holding
Sadly only about 500 shares presently between my 2 accounts. I sold some puts and if I get assigned at the prices I'm looking for I'll get 300 more. Should the world be truly bonkers and we get some kind of V shaped recovery I'll just keep buying on the way back up.

>>18367066
Teeheehee. Don't hit on me, silly boi ^_^

>tryna find shit that hasn't rallied yet
well... there's GE

Cramer had Biohaven on
Are there any big biotech's I've been ignoring? Regeneron was my favorite and it caught major Covid gains. Any other mid or large cap biotechs or pharmas that haven't seen massive gains yet?

futures keep vacillating between +0.20% and -0.20%. crab day tomorrow?
i need a crash for my options. i need it, i need it

>>18367003
>Fed opens up lending to banks because they were greedy and stupid
>small businesses and families apply for loans
>denied for being risky
This happens literally every time

>>18367041
This time is gonna be different is dangerous thinking, if bubbles were so obvious then the smartest people in economics wouldn't be blindsided by them. This is an unprecedented situation, I am sure something will pop(lol) up

>>18367034
Wow! Holy shit I did not know AWS was 50% of amazons income. I'm gonna look into this stuff, didn't do tech cause of the inflated valuations in the past, but dipping my toes in especially if they drop further. AMZN has barely moved though, sad.

>>18367074
They don't make money. 10 years later. Their endgame is self driving taxis so they can drop the driver part but if cars ever get to that point Tesla will have all the market share anyway since they actually build cars.

>>18367086
post more godzilla

>>18367099
>They don't make money
But they literally do. How much do you think it costs them per dollar gained? Pennies.

>>18367086
Futures volume is now stupid low to follow a day of stupid low volume trading.
It's going to be a no man's land of algos trying to bait each other tomorrow. I expect a dump at beginning of the day and a squeeze at end of day.

>>18367086
You better hope saudis no deal and then exit your positions immediately

>>18367120
oh pleasse. all my options are set to sell if they spike 30% in value. im too much of a pussy to really hold. i just want to get my money and leave.
i think we're close to bottom anyways. in a few weeks, i want to buy an actual longterm portfolio

>>18367103

>>18366826
MSFT is fucking lit. Just bought some today.
They literally print money from software licensing. No supply chains to worry about.

>>18367082
>500 shares
Holy shit. You're crazier than I am.
Have you passed break-even yet?
>I sold some puts and if I get assigned at the prices I'm looking for I'll get 300 more.
Well, if the price of SOXL has gone up since selling the puts, you can buy-to-close them out at a profit, then just buy actual SOXL instead.

You could also consider buying deep ITM LEAPs, such as 2022 or 2024 call options with a strike price of $50 or $80, which should feel roughly the same as holding the real shares at a $50 or $80 discount.

>>18367150
based

>>18367112
I don't know. Everything about this company seems ephemeral. They keep having to preface any mention of cash flow with bookings. I just don't see them with a future that isn't going to be usurped by amazon drone deliveries or tesla self driving taxis.

net worth +315% for year :^)

>>18367190
i do worry this recession will murder all the profitless tech companies. there's so many sustained just by hope. when the tech bubble pops, ill suddenly have to pay more for food delivery

>>18367034
>>18367096
AWS is a tremendous of the profit for sure, but you should also look at its slice of revenue.
To my understanding, amazon.com (the retail site) has always run at barely any profit at all and, in fact, didn't actually become profitable until 2007 or so.
Amazon was accused of using AWS to subsidize it's retail website, which was an argument for it being a monopoly that should be split up.

Point being, AWS is definitely a cash cow in terms of profit, but possibly not so in terms of revenue. Additionally, profit does not mean "growth" which is essentially for maintaining AMZN's massive P/E ratio... AWS already has a tremendous market share, so the room for growth there could be questionable.

>>18366300
I am still solvent so the market can still hide from reality

>>18367157
>>500 shares
>Holy shit. You're crazier than I am.
>Have you passed break-even yet?
Oh yeah I believe in these semis and been buying all the way down so this bounce put me back in the green. All gravy from here on out.
On the puts my thinking is I kind of want to be ready for whichever way it goes. I'm selling at prices right around where I want to buy the dip anyway if we keep going down but if we just go up, hey it's free money so I either let them expire or sell then rebuy. I've probably bought and sold 10 contracts over the last couple of weeks. Netted 15k or so just on that. I would just stop playing games and buy in but the likelihood of another huge dump is still pretty high. The bright side is I still have a couple of hundred thousand on the sideline that I'm slowly moving over so if we do dump hard I'll be able to scoop up a huge chunk of shares. Trying to end up with a million or so on the other side of all this. We gonna make it

>jobs report released
>10 million unemployed
>stonks up 5%

You can't tell me it's not happening, I would buy calls if didn't gamble my portfolio from $1k to $15

>>18366591
$9.20...

>>18367153
MSFT pisses me off so much.
It's run by a fucking pajeet.
He's just coasting off the shit he inherited from Bill Gates.
>Bing is stupid and will never catch on outside of easy porn searching
>Buy fucking Minecraft.
>Wow. Such strategy.
>Buy fucking GitHub.
>Do nothing with it.
>Windows 10 5evas
>Give people fucking Windows 10 for free.
>Literally kill the cash cow that is their reason for coming into existence
>Fucking stock just keeps pumping
They have no original ideas. Just acquire, copy, and poo.
I'm going to look into whether their P/E ratio is inflating to indicate an underlying bubble or they really have figured out how to continuously deliver some earnings magic to back up this steady price balloon

>>18367288
If the job report is really bad (it will be) and the market still rallies or crabs, bears are kill. JPow will have won

>>18367096
Cloud is huge because it lets companies offload their IT departments and servers to providers who can offer built in scalability, redundancy, automatic updates, etc. Cloud as a whole is predicted to grow from ~$200 billion market in 2019 to ~$350 billion in 2022. With tech you're betting on who will get more of that pie. I think got a lot more room for growth than ad revenue.

>>18367034
Hey cloudbro, what's your price target on NET?

>>18367299
Idk, dude, I think we can pass 280 or even 282 by then
Or... You might learn to stop fucking with the options jews

>>18367310
You couldn't be more wrong.

>Futures up and rising steady
Oil deal or no deal we pumping all day lads.

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>>18367372
sauce? big if true and also lmao get fucked ackman

otoh someone posted fud about my precious RTX blood divvies last thread so I don't trust you

>>18367210
>ill suddenly have to pay more for food delivery
Maybe this is just my experience, but ubereats and grubhub are generally more expensive than calling the restaurant and placing a delivery order directly. Their only value is being able to have food delivered from places that don't offer it, and generally they don't because it's not profitable. The entire business model for ubereats seems predicated on a blend of laziness and lack of awareness.

>>18367210
>when the tech bubble pops, ill suddenly have to pay more for food delivery
Hahahaha fucking this. There's at least half a dozen food delivery companies out there that accept shit like $3 per delivery

>>18367254
>The bright side is I still have a couple of hundred thousand on the sideline
Dude, wtf do you do? How old are you?
I only got another 40k available right now but I want to use it this summer to finally stop paying rent.

If MRNA doesn't fucking pump today I'm going to fucking kill somebody. I'm fucking tired of losing money on these gay ass fucking pumps but all my stocks crabbing.

>>18367210
I don't think it pops till autonomous drone delivery. Before that they will think market share is worth something.

>>18367372
I wish :(

>>18367397
>The entire business model for ubereats seems predicated on a blend of laziness and lack of awareness
You are 100% correct and you should not underestimate how much money this makes.

>>18367410
have you considered unironically buying an index fund

or, if you still want to be a spicy trader and not a boomer, SPXL?

>>18367372
They should. Awful quality of late. Cutting on everything to save money.

>>18367397
>a blend of laziness and lack of awareness.
why must all businesses exploit me?

>>18367372
Couldn't find confirmation with a cursory search so...

>>18367310
Nah, they are pretty successful at getting people to use Teams and Yammer and all their other services, especially during WFH. Retard pajeet IT guy moved our other dev team onto Hyper V for linux development lmao

(850%)
6-Month Change

My run recently has been basically retarded good

>The leader of the World Health Organization, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, said Wednesday he’s received death threats and racist insults while running the global efforts to fight the coronavirus pandemic.

>“I can tell you personal attacks that have been going on for more than two, three months. Abuses, or racist comments, giving me names, black or Negro. I’m proud of being black, proud of being Negro,” he told reporters on a conference call from the organization’s Geneva headquarters on Wednesday. “I don’t care, to be honest ... even death threats. I don’t give a damn.”

>even death threats. I don’t give a damn
even death threats. I don’t give a damn
>even death threats. I don’t give a damn
even death threats. I don’t give a damn

APOLOGIZE

>>18367359
I can now see clearly why bears are always so angry.

I chose the team that loses in the long run. What was I thinking?

But afterwards I was thinking... as soon as I really want to capitulate, that’s the max pain point where it’ll turn. Such a fool...

>>18367372
>fake news faggot is back
Fuck off mate
You could at least take the effort to post a fake link.

>>18367417
This

>>18366288
L m a O m y m a n

>>18367440
Tedros has Xi's arm up his ass to the shoulder but that quote is pretty based ngl

>>18367085
BMY
>BMY
BMY
>BMY
BMY
>BMY
BMY
>BMY

fuck it. I just might do it.

>>18367453
kek great image, looks like something The Economist or The New Yorker would come up with, but a bit too brazen.

I thought it was pretty transparent that he couldn't criticize China considering his role. His organization needs access to China and the third world that they have a major influence in. China is all Belt & Road all over Africa and Asia and shit. WHO can't just say "you blew it" unless they want to be locked out of the next global health crisis.
At least that's what I was thinking.

>>18367420
>SPXL
Based.

>>18367431
>Nah, they are pretty successful at getting people to use Teams and Yammer and all their other services
Okay, you got me there.
That was something that caught me by surprise is there stupendously outsized presence at hackathons and how aggressively they push .NET shit onto contracting companies in the midwest
.NET has absolutely no value in the software industry until you go to the midwest and see the batshit crap jobs being done for companies unwilling to do in-house programming.
I fucking hate those contracting companies.
>moved our other dev team onto Hyper V for linux development lmao
I don't understand this shit. What is hyper V? Linux development as in C development or development hosted on Linux machines?
This sounds like a headache and roundabout way of accomplishing something -- is that the point you were trying to make?

>>18367440
He's sure good at playing victim.

>>18366740
It's already too late to buy tech shit. Wait till another drop or buy something else.

>>18367514
It's not though. You had to pay $1500 for a goog share not too long ago. It's $1200 now, that's a pretty good discount. A lot of tech stocks are discounted still.

So lads; what do you think tomorrow will bring?
I personally think tomorrow is going to be the following video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N7oSJiKwiQ

>>18367492
>This sounds like a headache and roundabout way of accomplishing something -- is that the point you were trying to make?
Hyper V is by far the worst VM platform for Linux development. Doesn't matter, pajeet IT retards will still do it because it's trendy cloud shit and it's available to them as a part of their microsoft office package

>>18367532
Do you know how much time it'll take it to go back to 1500? Given the chance we'll have second outbreak in autumn, I'd rather buy something else.

Yes goy-g-guys!! The market has finally returned! Buy your shares now, cause it's nothing but green from here out!

>>18367551
You'd rather buy something other than an online-based tech stock because there might be another breakout?

>>18367540
green again for no reason

did You guys like my meme

>>18367564
I'd rather buy something that will be in demand right after this outbreak ends. Yes tech is more safe, but if you want to go safe just buy ETF.

>>18367540
crab would take some goldilocks OPEC meeting and jobless claims. i expect big ups or big downs.

Very suspicious market

>>18367559
your cope is priced in

Europe green as fuck and pushed USA up.

Did they pass or expect to pass their stimulus?

>ahhh that first coffee of the morning

*Sips*

>>18367586
i didnt understand it

>>18367546
>and it's available to them as a part of their microsoft office package
You've captured their mentality too well with that statement.
Got one at work and I've never met someone so proficient at couponing skills in my entire life.

>>18366385
Do single leg squats you won’t lose gains

>>18367733
Tell me more, are you saying you don't need weights. Just do good squats?

>>18367733
Nah. Just pick up a heavy rock and squat up and down until failure.

>>18367492
Look and behold gentlemen. This is why if you are aiming to be a boomer investor, you need to invest in stocks that are within your field of knowledge. If you don't, you'll look like a retard like this tripfaggot.

>the Virgin Nikkei
>The Chad FTSE

>>18366336
I learned the way while trying to leverage indexes for quick gains and bankrupcy stocks on a free fall. Made couple thousands very fast and then got JUST in a matter if second. Didnt lose much but lots of stress and self loathing was experienced (I know this is retarded)
The way this shit behaves has to be rigged, it lures you with instant profit then when you're mesmerized it just cuts you dicks off. Random spikes, random dips that trigger sl by a cent for an atosecond to shake you out, this has to be fucking manipulation.
90%of my equity has been into long but the gambling is just too hard to keep away from. I know myself Ill try again on my next deluded confidence buzz

>>18367586
What about Morgan stanley?
You know someone in rail?
O_o

>>18367690
it's literally 12:15 nigga yes it's technically morning but your bitch ass should be getting some nap naps

Why are ETF so based?

Drip feeding an ETF is the best. Pound cost averaging. Call me a sissy onions bottom all you want but investing in one share and then having a heart attack just to make more money than my ETF is just stupid

>>18367785
It's 3:17 AM here, who needs sleep?

>>18367785
Sure, in Pacific Chad Time
But look at all the fun we have to look forward to! Coffee! Markets! Losing money while my favorite stocks overshoot my buy zones!

>>18367805
Have some coffee bro

>>18367803
I'll call you a sissy faggot, not because you DCA, but because you're British

>>18367743
I mean you obviously make the most of training if you have weights but you can keep most of what you got if you just hold a heavy bag and do single leg squats with your free hand supporting you somewhat so you don’t fall.

>>18367843
I'm actually Irish, just saying pound cost because sounds more normal than euro

>>18367760
>Look and behold gentlemen. This is why if you are aiming to be a boomer investor, you need to invest in stocks that are within your field of knowledge. If you don't, you'll look like a retard like this tripfaggot.
Are you saying I should've gone all in on TECL instead?

>>18367868
We don't do normal here

>>18367884

What are your guys' plans for the OPEC meeting? My plan is to wait for the final news then go all in on either SCO if it dumps or UCO if it pumps. What do you guys think?

>>18366576
Bruh.

> Tyson (TSN), one of the world's largest meat processors, suspended operations at its Columbus Junction, Iowa, pork plant this week after more than two dozen workers contracted Covid-19 there. Tyson said it would divert livestock that was headed to Columbus Junction to other pork plants in the region to minimize the impact on its production.

Maybe cheapies

>>18367803
This guy gets it.
You will never know as much as the hedgies and institutional investors no matter how much DD you've done, and 3X ETFs can get higher volatility than basically any stock outside of biotech memes

ftse100 is soaring. does not bode well for my puts
>>18367868
filthy bog jumper git! i ought to bugger u with a paddock stick! irish? ayy speak up lad! I dont speak bog! bog jumper!

>>18367920
ignore oil because it's even more clownish than the rest of the market

I lost $3000 in the market buying puts, that's my life savings gone, fuck the FED

>>18367926
I want a platform to buy x amount of etf a month. Why can you only buy full units on most platforms. Ruins my cost averaging

>last 24 hours
>one of my stocks has gone up 20%
>another has gone up 14%
>another has gone up 9%
I'm unironically going to make it

>>18366677
Sort of. They furloughed 34% of staff. Laid off 7%. Only impacted 5% of engineering so that was good for me.
>t. Sr. Dev at Redfin

>>18367943
>total life savings of $3000
>puts it all into options
the absolute state of /biz/

just buy lottery tickets like responsible adults

>>18367943
>trading options in this volatile period

>>18367943
>3k
>life savings
Lol

>>18367943
Post proof. You one of that guys that post distressed wojack to feel better

>>18367939
Yeah people react to news a huge amount, the stimulus package was "priced in" yet the market pumped that day. Deal goes though= everyone pumps, Deal fails= people sell all their oil

>>18367061
>hiding her Adams apple

>>18367959
this is potentially the best time to trade options. i came up with brilliant plan of buying up shitton of worthless options, then setting them to automatically sell when they rise slightly in value. while the market was swinging everyday, was a quality. because the market has done the same thing for 3 days, i am now ruined. but it was a quality plan when the market was whackier. i am hoping market swings down even a bit tomorrow morning, so I CAN OFFLOAD MY FUCKING PUTS THAT ARE BLEEDING ME LIKE AN EX-WIFE. once that happens, plan will resume profit

>>18367559
Its over bobo

>>18368000
Just trade the swings normally dumbfuck. Short before it dips, close and re-enter before it pumps.

>>18368000
>wait for low iv
>buy when low iv, buy both calls and puts
>wait for 10-20% increase in IV
>sell both
this is not hard

>>18366300
Priced in

>>18366891
Is this a copypasta including the pic? This is the second time I got deja vu in a week. Except last time the dega vu was 100% something that happened prior except it wasnt copypasta like yours seems to be and the thread was filled with replies that looked exactly the same from memory.

>>18366891
>not realizing the globohomo is collapsing and production will be pulled out from china because of what happened

>>18368013
thats roughly what ive been doing. no one predicted this week's insane spikes. ive been buying more puts as it spikes, doubling down on my retarded position, because now im bleeding too much to think clearly

>>18368012
motherfucker if i could tell exactly when the market was gonna dip, id have a better strategy and id be a billionaire. im trying to eck a strategy that works when only the volatility is predictable and the individual swings arent

>>18368000
>>18368013
>sell cash covered puts
>sell stock covered calls
>if markets go down you get cheap stock
>if markets go up you take profit automatically
>you literally get paid just to set a limit at the top and bottom, which you should be doing anyways
literally the only flaw in this plan is that poorfags cannot afford 100 of any stock worth having

>>18367954
>I want a platform to buy x amount of etf a month. Why can you only buy full units on most platforms. Ruins my cost averaging
I'm fairly certain E-Trade does that. I thought Robinhood said it allows fractional trading now?

>>18367957
>Sort of. They furloughed 34% of staff. Laid off 7%. Only impacted 5% of engineering so that was good for me.
Well that makes a lot more sense.
I literally took a class on HR in college, and IIRC the textbook said not to lay off more than 10% or the workplace gets stupendously toxic.
>t. Sr. Dev at Redfin
Dank. I love hearing about different work environments.
Does your company have a legit individual contributor path, or do you have to go the manager route to get the big boy bucks?

>>18368062
>if i could tell exactly when the market was gonna dip
Jesus christ, even with the most basic TA would give you high success with this. It's not fool proof but that's where your risk management/plan come in. Unless you're totally retarded at those too.

>>18368064
layoffs are undesirable in general because hiring a new person who's actually worth hiring costs as much as their salary
t. also took a 200 level HR course in college

>>18368085
personally i've been getting insane success rates from reading tea leaves, highly recommended

>>18368124
Look, another dumbfuck that got burned by blindly using indicators without coherent plan.

>>18368064
IC path is alright here. I started as an SDE II. We have the option of going the Engineering Manager route, but plenty of devs become senior devs, tech leads and we have a handful of principal devs that I think make good money. As a Sr. Dev I make 170k base in a rather high COL area, which I think is well below FB, MS etc st dev salaries. I joined before we ipod though so I have (had) a huge stock incentive.

>>18366692
Capitulation is it? About time to short then.

>>18368124
Are you the tarot card guy?
Tarot card guy is fucking based.
>>18368133
You seen that article about the dog or parrot that won that investing contest and beat a shit load of professional investors?

>>18368099
>layoffs are undesirable in general
Well, I'm well aware of that.
Hiring freezes are the way to go from my understanding.
>because hiring a new person who's actually worth hiring costs as much as their salary
That is news though. Looking forward to seeing more metrics at my company about just what a fuck load of people get rejected in order to hire somebody.
I had only heard the downside of lay-offs primarily from a morale perspective.
Having a hiring freeze every other year is nothing, but firing 30% would make the work culture toxic

>>18368145
>IC path is alright here.
My last company claimed to have it, but it was completely bullshit. You'd get a title like it was still engineering stuff, but all of them still had direct reports.
We had a role called "distinguished engineer" but it functioned the exact same way as a director.

>We have the option of going the Engineering Manager route, but plenty of devs become senior devs, tech leads and we have a handful of principal devs that I think make good money.
Alright, it sounds fairly legit.
Do the Sr. Devs and tech leads still report to the manager as an SDE I or SDE II or would they report to somebody higher up, like a director? (That's how it works at Amazon)

>As a Sr. Dev I make 170k base in a rather high COL area, which I think is well below FB, MS etc st dev salaries.
Those numbers on levels.fyi are real.
Sr SDEs at Amazon really do make 250k-350k.
They know their shit though here.
My last company would do shit like giving people the title of Sr. SDE after 6-12 months out of college. It's very hard to get that title at Amazon with any less than 5 yoe, but most have 10-15 yoe.

>I joined before we ipod though so I have (had) a huge stock incentive.
That's something that keeps me away from start-ups is that the RSUs can very easily turn to toilet paper, and it can be a long and wild ride for getting to cash them out.

futures are losing it

Do you guys ever feel numb in terms of how you personally value money?

>>18368632
yeah but I was like that before I started trading

>>18368632
Being emotional would likely make you lose more money.

>>18366242
I had my butt slapped a dozen times when I worked at a bar, and I'm not even attractive though my ass was pumped from squats.

2.6% of mortgages aren’t being paid?
Any idea how to keep track of this?

I think the number from the mortgage bankers association

>>18368703
Give or take, but that does not include commercial mortgages or rents, just private residences. To put it into perspective, during the peak of the 2008 recession, there was 2.8 - 3.1 million foreclosures, which constituted about ~1.8% of all mortgages collapsing in just one year.

Coronavirus: Hackers hijack Singapore home-based lessons on Zoom to allegedly show obscene photos to children
https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/hackers-hijack-home-based-lessons-on-zoom-to-allegedly-show-obscene-photos-to-children
Muddy Waters needs a short sell report on ZM NOW

>>18368762
Only 1.8%?
That makes it sound so insignificant.

>>18368818
Imagine if out of every house bought in the last twenty-thirty years, one in fifty just defaulted on their mortgage.

What will it be today sirs? delicious crab?

>>18368866
Crab pending oil news. Possible sell pressure during power hour if no oil news.

>>18367957
bro which house should I buy next?

>>18368804
>Muddy Waters needs a short sell report on ZM NOW
+++

This does MW have a tip line?

A single /smg/ thread lasted all night. Did all the r/wsb normies leave?

>>18369243
This thread has no title. Tourists couldn't find it.

>sell my short because futures are going up
>they start going down
>sell my long because they're going down
>they start going up
>sell my short-

>>18369330
>he isn't long

>>18369347
I am long now, but now I'm starting to fucking regret it again.

>>18369466
domp it

>>18369272
>another thread with title is made
>100 posts early
>its overrun with fotm shitposting and other cancer
really makes you think