/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18360831
If you’re that intelligent you should do your own research and formulate your own plan. Taking advice from anonymous strangers on a fucking image board has to be one of the least intelligent things one could do. A better plan for you would be to take advantage of your self isolation free time to build a nice gallows from which to hang yourself.

>>18360831
Fuck me that is one beautiful man

>>18360831
thats a man

>>18360831
future porn star right there

>>18360831
Is it normal that when I see a cutie like that I want to strangle her with my hands? It also happens when I see little cats or chickens, i think something is fucked up or wrongly wired in my brain.

Also buy LINK

>>18360831
that's a man

>>18360831
Imagine if that was your daughter...

>>18360831
her dance made my dick shrink 3 inches.

>>18360831

Fucking save it in case you need it. Hop into the stock market after all the damage has panned out.

>>18360831
a TIPS

>>18360876
I don't really have much time to get into it, so I'm literally just open to whatever informed opinion you guys want to give me so I can look at it, verify it, then dump this cash.

>>18360831
buy silver.

the gold to silver ratio right now is at a historical 5,000 year high. it's very likely that the ratio will decrease in the next two years causing the price of silver to go up.

>>18360899
>>18360902
>>18360927
Do you tranny queers actually think your forced meme of every female being posted is a man is funny? witty? its not and its shit. Just because you cant cope with your 5 oclock shadow doesnt mean you need to try to force everyone to think everything posted here is queer.
take your cock lust to >>>/lgbt/ and stay on your containment board faggots

>>18360831
She will suck Black dick.

>>18361013
Since you don't have much time, I 2nd the suggestion;

>>18360876
>A better plan for you would be to take advantage of your self isolation free time to build a nice gallows from which to hang yourself.

>>18360831
All in nano and forget about it for 2 years, its a safe Beta with 5-20x potential

>>18361058
sorry I'm too busy spending that time to ERP in vrchat with full body tracking

>>18361003
Yes, buy high sell low

I refuse to believe that an MIT PhD candidate would unironically ask this crypto pump and dump board for financial advice.

>>18361029
not a tranny or a fag but i think it's hilarious every time i see it.

>>18361029
This anon is a man

AMRN
RTX
XOM
you will be rich anon

>>18360831
six one zero, full of bad bitches

>>18360831
MIT SLOAN here, don't come

>>18361158
why

>>18361183
nice, im a part of CSAIL. Why didn't you just go to stanford?

>>18361191
Don't listen to any of these faggots pitching shit coins. Don't buy shitty crypto coins. Literally your money down the toilet. Even BTC is currently questionable.

>>18361256
Are there any coronavirus related jumps people are getting on? possibly medical related?

>>18361280
>Are there any coronavirus related jumps people are getting on? possibly medical related?

Not really no. I think the correct play to make now is going be about the world economy and not the virus itself. Virus will be gone soon. The unemployment will not. The massive cash printing we have done will not. I have converted the majority of my liquid cash to physical precious metal holdings such as gold and silver. Do some research about current current gold / silver market and ratios. There is a lot of data out there.

>>18361107

double your longs here faggot, I'll see you in October.

>>18361401
What's the actual turnout for something like that best case scenario? I'd turn 10k into 20k in a year? That's not really anything

>>18361029
Based

>>18361029
ur gay admit it loser

>>18361455
> What's the actual turnout for something like that best case scenario? I'd turn 10k into 20k in a year? That's not really anything

Ohh, if you aren't interested in doubling your money in a year I can't really help you. Good luck. You might want to buy lottery scratchers.

>>18361487
I'm more looking for something that could take off or otherwise I lose a few thousand.

>>18361504
> I'm more looking for something that could take off or otherwise I lose a few thousand.

You should probably take the 10k mommy and daddy gave you and put it into the bank. You are gonna lose it all.

>>18361522
10k is from my fellowship for housing that I am now investing because I'm living with my boyfriend

>>18361280
AMRN
AMRN
AMRN

>>18361504

so literally anything? lol

Bitcoin, my vote goes to Bitcoin

>>18360914
Yeah sure sounds like it anon. You might want to have your head checked

>>18361504
your retarded and absolutely ngmi

>>18360831
>He thinks he's intelligent because he went to college

>>18361256
>AMRN
>XOM
>RTX
>shit coins
are you retarded or just joking

>>18361568
as if you couldve gotten into any phd let alone mit lol get over it and keep doing "math" kiddo

>>18361536
I know you won't listen anyway.
The last time a bitch came here and asked for advice, I told her the same as I tell you now:
Go ALL IN Chainlink
If you are as smart as you are, you should get it. Smart contracts, 4th industrial revolution, SWIFT, derivate markets, open law
You are propaply and very likely a dumb fuck though, even if you are a PhD candidate. But yeah, Chainlink is unironically your key to financial freedom in 5-10 years, if you dumb you 10k in it now

>>18360831
SPY, or a leveraged SPY long ETF

>or chainlink

>>18360909
god i hope so

>>18361629
Yeah, listen to this guy. Go all in on Chainlink. I don't know what I was thinking before. He is 100% OP. Invest in Chainlink. You will get 1,000% returns in a month or worse case just lose a few grand.

>>18361029
wait a minute this site has a lgbt board???? wtf???

>>18362070
>d
you are gay. you are actually a homosexual who wants to cum without touching their cock. just shut the fuck up

>>18361256
>stock tickers
>"don't buy shitcoins"

>>18361191
XOM is at it's lowest in years, buy it now and it's free money

>>18361026
Lel

>>18362070
Why does this surprise you? 4chan has always had very progressive user base.

>I think I'm pretty intelligent (MIT PhD candidate)
And you come to 4chan begging to be spoon fed financial advice?
inb4 sociology, english, etc.

>>18361029
NIGGER NIGGER LIKES TO SUCK ON WIENER

>>18361026
yeah but where........

>>18360831

Too bad she's got a penis.

Would actually make her a real Belle but minus the heavy make-up.

>>18360831
please tell me she or "she" idk idc is of legal age

>>18360831
If it's important to you don't invest it, only invest money you won't mind losing tomorrow.

>>18361481
Nice projection.

>>18361536
all the people worried about trannies didn't notice the word boyfriend here. this is a tranny. tits or btfo, or you are a faggot.

>>18361029
Oh shit lmao.
I didn't have a reason to laugh until you.
Great job being you, I laughed.
Welcome to the real world, of reality. Sucks facing it don'it?

>>18360831
>I think I'm pretty intelligent (MIT PhD candidate)
Why was this needed to be put in at all? Nah fuck off you reddit faggot

>>18360831
Can someone link her tik tok?

>>18364383

He's 15

>>18366088

Look at the bottom right brainlet.

>>18366103
>15
give me the sauce on this information

>>18360902
then im gay

>>18366112

celebpie. com/notcursednat/

>>18361536
Lol stupid roastie, no wonder you got into MIT

>>18366134
oh fuck oh fuck what have i done bros I just heard a loud bang at my d

>>18366134
>>18366204
https://www.tiktok.com/@itssssmariiii?

She's hot

>>18360831
Spy leap calls. Literally can't lose money. You can easily x10 or significantly more if you go all in on the next dump. Thats if it dumps though. If we don't dump, the bull market starts so you win either way

>>18360831
All in LINK

>>18360831
that's a man

>>18360831
unironically one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen

>>18360902
That's no fucking man incel

>>18360927
I'll give you 1k if that's a man

>>18361049
nah she's red pilled , no way . if she's looking to invest she's to smart for that baby daddy sheit

>>18361029
he mad

I'm looking into my crystal ball and seeing a definite wall in this woman's future

>>18362070
that's a man

>>18360902
That 'man' has a real female vagina

>>18360914
Sounds like sexual frustration with some buried trauma. Treatable if you're interested in doing so. It would take work, but would benefit you.

>that adams apple

yep thats a man

>>18361504
Start a business

>>18360831
You will make a great employee one day

>>18361013
Might as well flush it down the toilet you well educated retard

>>18360831
>I think I'm pretty intelligent
>goes ahead asking /biz/
Enjoying that dunning-Kruger anon?

>>18360831
Buy and hodl ETH.

You can still afford a staking stack.

Remember to buy more than 33 as you'll need extra for transfer fees and all that sort of bullshit.

So I went on tiktok for the first time looking for more like OP, and holy fucking shit I want to kill myself. Is this what people are now?

>>18368222
If you havent ingested enough flurodated tap water during the week, the facial expressions will drive you into a padded cell.

>>18360831
Ignore every other post

For the next three months go all in on DIA or SPY call options whenever crypto moves 10% or more upward overnight (during off-market hours.) Set a limit sell near 150% gains the next day at open, with a trailing stop loss of 10%.

In three months you will be able to pay someone really, really good to tell you how to actually invest, and you can thank me then.

>>18368222
Yes. I didn't think it was possible for turbo normies to get any worse, but apparently I was wrong.

>>18367340
Imagine you marry a girl that looks like that and then by 50 they're balding with incredibly saggy tits and stubbly, wrinkled man jowels

Actual nightmare fuel, can't believe the suicide rate isn't even higher than it is

>>18368222
>>18368377
Tiktok isn't really turbo normies so much as it is incredibly weird people who will drop off 3 years after high school and go into a weird drug-fueled phase where nobody sees or hears from them imitating the nerdiest or dirtiest people they know. It's an absurd pocket culture.

>>18368354
Scrolling through it makes me feel an existential fear I've never felt before

>>18368370
I'm thanking you right now. I got almost nothing to invest with and zero knowledge but still looking to it.

>>18368406
Use a real broker like Charles Schwab, it'll take longer to learn the UI but you'll never get fucked by an "outage."

Remember the bit about trailing stop losses. Options will eat all of your money on one wrong move otherwise. Play your cards right, follow that advice to the T but don't be stupid - if you read about paradigm market shifts, assume the strategy is no longer going to work, and you could be looking at being a millionaire within the next few months at 10k initial.

And before some Melvin comes in here to talk shit about options trading with a stop loss position, the safe play is 100% to put your money in a managed account through Vanguard. But if you wanted to do that, you wouldn't be asking here.

You guys lustin after 15 year olds again

>>18368405
Like there is a line of people all waiting to be pushed into a volcano? And you need to outsmart those behind you to trade places with you so you can bide some time to mentally work out a solution to get yourself out of the situation? And your deepest emotions are telling you to rely on the general goodness of humankind and it will all eventually be ok? Until you start to feel the warmth of the lava singeing your leg hairs from a distance?

>>18368481
I fail to see the problem

>>18360831
Buy VOO and don't touch it for a few decades

Should double every 10 years

And then run from this board

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_fund

Impossible to fuck up if you just do nothing.

>>18361003
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

proft?

>>18361622
It's not an accomplishment if your parents pay them 100k

>>18368520
I mean I remember all the fucked up shit on /b/ back in the 2000s, crazy gore and stuff, the dog-shovel gif and all that. And then all the redpill stuff in the 2010s was a more abstract type of evil. But this is legitimately dead-eyes full blown golem status, like God has completely left us kind of thing. I just want to go back to my own timeline.

>>18368440
I actually know someone who made 100k through options, he certainly had less than that in his bank account overall, unfortunately can't ask him anything. But I've been heeding the advice and understand that it shouldn't be done unless like... I got some insider-tier knowledge or some shit because of the high risk.

>>18368684
insider trading is a crime

>>18368722
yea, that's why I said insider-tier. Like being aware of or having calculated something with a high degree of certainty.

>>18368722
How do they even catch you for that? I mean unless you're a total retard it seems like you can get away with it, especially if you're already involved with investing. Buying here and there, you know, normal stuff. Friend tells you company x is going to moon, you put in a decent amount of cash, nothing outrageous, maybe 2-3x your normal amount, and bam.

>>18360949
She'd be grounded more often than not if you catch my drift

>>18368778
That's what I've always wondered. Just don't make it outrageous, add a couple complementary purchases that may or may not help you, have a story that is not only plausible but might be very realistically within a line of thinking you already had.

I also don't understand how they can possibly track and stop the kind of insider trading that happens between elites at the impersonal level. If you're shooting the shit with your buddies, how the fuck is anyone going to stop you from talking? All these pricks stepping down from their CEO positions well in advance, like that's not a form of insider trading?

>>18360899
Looks dumb af tho.

>>18361029
kek, you don't belong, go back.

>>18367307
Show us

>>18368593
Just watch some Sam Hyde videos dude, makes me feel better

>>18361536
gj anon. parasitism is the way to go.

>>18361256
Btc is not questionable its just going to crash a bit, no worries mate

>>18360831
The smartest thing to do is start saving and investing wisely for your retirement and not try to get rich quick like a retard who loses all his money.

God I want to rape that bitch in the face.

>>18360914
brain atrophy, particularly amygdala

>>18361026

yeah bro let me just try to time a 5000 year long trend. if i time it within 1% accuracy it should start to pay off when i die.

retard.

buy Link of course

>>18361401
>Virus will be gone soon.
if it wasn't, what would be the strategy

>>18369614
Oh god, me too. I’m imagining that now, me and you raping that bitch, right in the face. Remember, it’s not gay if the balls touch.