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REFR TO THE MOON

>the market right now

>>18356222
this pic real?

>>18356222
haha is this real?!?! [joy emoji] [joy emoji] [joy emoji]

The only dump bobos are getting is coming out of mumus asshole lel

>>18356222
I love trading and I love you guys. My life finally has purpose.

You guys wanna come over and talk stocks?

If you aren't japanese or from japan and you enjoy anime you have autism. Full stop.

If you got $1000 and want to learn options, do the wheel strategy with some $5 a share stock.

what was that bulbros?

>>18356260

will there be food?

>He didn't buy the 52 week low

Hold to 10

>omg people are dying and out work the stock market should go down
imagine being this basic.

>>18356260
Looks pretty comfy to be honest, I miss summer

>>18356275
It's a potluck, bring something

THE ALGO NIGGERS WANT TO CROSS AGAIN

>he didn't buy 50,000 shares of MBRX

>>18356295
>omg people are dying
but are they?

>>18356294
How did they teach that cat to wear clothes and dance?

>>18356298
you're a bad host fuck you

>conveniently always talking about a "peak", implying it'll go down as fast as it went up
>instead of talking about a long plateau that will take weeks to go down in a long agony
Very smart of bulls to manipulate words like that

S-SQQQLDIERS???? WE STILL HERE?

>>18356318
It's not algos, the algos are what is holding it back with their minimizing risk moves. It's the humans pushing up.

CHANNEL YOUR HATRED BOBOS
WE EITHER DO THIS OR WE DIE POOR

Is today literally a repeat of yesterday? With shorts baiting each other and then dumping at end of day? What the fuck is going to happen thursday?

>>18356326
>missed another easy pharmaceutical gains
First oil, now this. Frick

>>18356346
Three day weekend

>>18356346

im expecting a rally to lunch and then dump to close

GOD DAMN YOU JEROME
DAMN YOU TO HELL

YEAH I'M FEELING THEY'RE BACK BROS

>>18356344
>hatred
no need. we haven't even broken yesterday's high. we're still not past S&P@2800.

>>18356329
If you don't like potlucks then you can just not come. And I wasn't going to say anything but everyone has been talking about your anger problem, maybe you should talk to someone.

>>18356346
You don't understand anon. This pattern is going to happen every day for the rest of our lives.

Welcome to the world of the crab.

Who else tried to short the bottom? I'm not sure if i should cut my losses or hold these 3x inverse bags until something happens

>>18356328
Cats are a lot smarter than we give them credit for I think

When the market tanks like it has why would you not buy stuff like GUSH, DFEN, PILL? It's not like those industries are going away, and by this time we've already avoided the leveraged downside

>>18356374
deleverage if you can, but maybe wait for lower.

>>18356374
i bought the bottom, and now i'm raising cash

>>18356374
that looks disgusting.

How do you determine how to balance your portfolio by sector?

>>18356346
>thursday
Mount St. Helens erupts, covering the northern hemisphere in a choking cloud of ash. DJIA +9%.

>>18356230
>>18356291

https://paultan.org/2020/04/07/2021-toyota-harrier-fourth-generation-model-leaked/

>New features include an electrochromic sunroof that can be dimmed (eliminating the need for blinds)

>>18356222
I just went all in on RTX, bros. How bad did I fuck up?

>>18356374
HOLD SQQQ AND SDOW

>>18356390

>>18356374
A ten second google search will let you know why you should never hold leveraged ETFs overnight, even if it goes up you're still losing.

I unironically became a bagholder of a 3x leveraged ETF. Point at me and laugh

>>18356394
Very bullish prediction.

>>18356396
i miss him bros.

>>18356411
Which one?

>>18356382
Ask the retards who bought GUSH three weeks ago how that went.

>>18356327
>people staying inside so they aren't dying to all the other diseases, auto crashes, etc.
how dare we ever lift the quarantine

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I FUCK UP THIS BADLY

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

that hourly on SPY wants a pullback

>SPY

>>18356391
I let the market churn do its thing and wait to get assigned on a call/put that I sell, then I shift equity around to another company in that sector.

Were gonna end up negative again arent we?

Jerome do something!!!

17 days to go until I make my next monthly global index fund purchase.
Loving this Wall Street lifestyle!

Give it to me straight lads, whats oil going to do tomorrow?

I SOLD THE BOTTOM IN DRV

FEEL FREE TO TANK THE MARKET NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18356331
Sorry bro I bailed pre-market Monday.

My bank is asking me what's my yearly income, net worth, and trading experience if I want to do option trading. Is that normal?

t. leaf

>>18356424
Well I'm up 35% on my GUSH purchases currently so I don't know how people lost money when oil has been going straight up for a while now

>>18356452
They don't want poor people making money

>>18356440
Give this market a fucking ventilator for christ sake.. atleast a face mask fuck

its over for the USA

>>18356452
1.yes
2.lie

How did they train the cat?

>>18356452
no your session probably got hijacked

5H
Three Black Crows (Bearish)
1H
Advance Block Bearish
30M
Advance Block Bearish
15M
Falling Three Methods (Bearish)

Sell now, you've been warned

>>18356452
Just tell them you make ten times as much as you do and that you're very experienced with trading, they don't check

>>18356374
SQQQLDIER?

>its over for the USA

>>18356440
>gonna end up negative again
>jerome
Perhaps... the forbidden technique?

>>18356462
fuck off chang

thoughts on Europe coming apart at the seams?

https://www.france24.com/en/20200408-eu-finance-ministers-fail-to-clinch-coronavirus-rescue-deal?fbclid=IwAR2W1jco_ngEzFRxO68e3c3ItTpz8fZcJbX13vyz2dUfna66lSOxNREXraU

What's the next catalyst fellow bobos? Three day weekend? Earnings? Lockdown extended another month, announced during Easter?

>>18356452
You just installed chinese spyware my dude

>>18356443
Permian Basin drilling bores opening into ancient cavern releasing primordial evil sealed by native American shamans thousands of years ago. Oil +6%.

2 hours until market close boyos

>>18356455
To elaborate, it's not because they lost money.

>>18356468
yeah well I flipped a coin and it landed on it's edge so clearly the market will moon

WHY IS TSLA DROPPING IM SO MAD IM GONNA SAY IT


N

>>18356484
Drumpf will make American wagies go back to work after Easter, launching a never-ending bull run

I BOUGHT AN OPTION THE MARKET WILL NOW RESUME IN THE OTHER DIRECTION

So what did the fed notes say?

>>18356500
Source?

>>18356399
Like LCI-tier fuck up.

>>18356452
They won't even attempt to check. This is to cover their ass if you lose everything and try to sue them.

>>18356452
Dump that shit and open an account on a good American bank.

stop watching porn.

>>18356394
>18356394
holy shit i fucking lost it lmfao

Old people and niggers are dying we should reset the world economy

>>18356358
But its Easter and trump will 100% try and paint a positive light. Monday will be the greenest day we've seen in a while

>>18356526

>>18356515
ASDAQ

Please, tell me stocks will go down again

I somehow ended up with 0.44 of a share on a broker that doesn't support fractional shares, and now I can't sell it

>>18356483
>Le Maire (French FM) was quoted as saying at one point during the night, according to one official who participated: "Shame on you, shame on Europe. Stop this clownesque show."

>>18356525
Nothing too surprising.

>>18356419
sqqq

>>18356535
How can I buy options on onlyfans?

>>18356541
Trump literally does not control any aspect of the response. Governors initiated the lockdowns and stay in place orders. Kushner is trying to handle the WH response. Fauci is the overall CDC guidelines

>>18356548
No. Stocks can only go up now.

>>18356222
>i went all in RTX

>>18356553
They usually fix that nonsense within a day, if not give them a call.

>>18356359
this

>>18356476
Hehe. Finally they call for my services.
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK ARABS
FUCK JEROME
FUCK NORMALFAGS
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK SINGLES
FUCK BULLS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK BEARS
FUCK YOU, MOM
FUCK COLLECT CALLERS
FUCK NIGGERS AND JEWS AGAIN
FUCK VEGGIES I'M NOT EATING THEM
AND FUCK FUCK FUUUUCCKKK JANNIES!

>>18356401
Based

>>18356567
Where have you been for the last 4 years you retard? The only thing it takes to trigger this market is Orange man sending out a text.

Morning Doji Star, Bullish Reversal

Buy

>US rates cut to zero
road to negative

>>18356493
Based eldrich horror-chan

Snow Capped Mount Fuji Wave Dash

>>18356570
>I was the original RTX shill and now I've made anons money
We can all celebrate with our blood dividends

>>18356366
don’t tell him!
we discussed this already, he needs to learn it on his own

>>18356291
The refr shill. Not buying just like i wont buy snss.

Also show us your position if you truly believe they will make big money prove to us youre not just some shill holding heavy bags.

IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT TO BUY

>>18356567
True, the governors are doing everything for Trump lmao

I put 50% of my cash into SH today. Good call, yes or no?

>>18356570
That's literally me haha I guess I'm chad now haha

>>18356368
you take that back right now

>>18356441
Based and boglepilled.

>>18356570
>I still can't buy RTX. They haven't updated the stock for me.

>>18356358
Stocks closed on Friday?

Guys how fucked am I? I’m out of Day trades on Robinhood. Do I sell? or hold over night.

Mainly XOM, OXY, and a IWM put hedge.

Thoughts?

>>18356368
Are you saying we became like Japan?

>>18356614

Which is a good thing, it's high time the states actually did some shit for once. This centralization, federal government glory worship is killing us. Governors are much better suited to handle the direct problem facing their particular land and people.

>>18356619
Was thinking of doing the same thing, although 50% is too risky for me so was thinking 20% cash into SH.

I think Wealthsimple may have made some slight errors backdating purchase prices through the merger

>>18356583
EAT YOUR BROCCOLI

Remember the end of 2018 correction when literally nothing was wrong? This just "crash" barely touched that and bounced off. Except this time we have 30% unemployment and 3 months of businesses completely shut down. You're going to tell me that when nothing happened, we dipped 20%, but when shit is completely fucked, were not even going to go past that?

>>18356609
>We can all celebrate with our blood dividends
Whats the expectations on their divy? Gonna be able to keep it? How much is it going to be?

>>18356666
I had some a few days ago

>>18356568
Then I bought the dip and sold it too soon. fml

>>18356654
Your still months out on that XOM call so theta isn’t going to hurt you too much. Just hold.

>>18356654
>Robinhood
You can kys for using such a shit broker.

>>18356411
ME TOO FRIEND I'm stuck with GUSH until the day I die most likely.

Is buying REITs and Gold/Bond ETFs a viable way of diversifying your portfolio? Or is just straight up buying physical gold and purchasing bonds yourself leagues better?

>>18356638
>robinhoodfag

>>18356666
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SUPER SATAN. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

>imagine not believing in the US

>>18356671
the fed was going to raise rates

the fed lowered rates

Powell is in charge of our economy and chose to crash it for fun. Now he is pumping.

Fed is scarier than flu

>>18356672
They payed divvies on April 02, they'll pay again next quarter

$70B with a B in military backlog orders. They don't care about a Chinese flu.

>>18356408
Why do they even exist? It looks like legalized gambling.

>>18356690
paper gold isn't real, if you want to hold gold you need to physically hold it.

>>18356649
>Friday
Meteorite crashes into NYSE obliterating two city blocks. S&P +12%, markets close early to clean up rubble.

>>18356654
buy a OXY put to hedge the underlying you hold?

>>18356696
>imagine the US

Imagine not going all in on RTX right now.

>RTX

>>18356671
We already know we're going to retest lows. Wait until we actually get another serious drop instead of trying to fight against the up trend (or just buy far out puts). Stock market isn't feeling it yet.

>bought XOP calls and SPY puts last week
im never listening to any of you again

>>18356690
REITs should be part of any income investors portfolio.

anyone else totally bored of the market right now?

It's too predictable and waiting for it to do things is making me super bored.

I don't know if anyone will see this.
It's just my opinion.
Since coming here and browsing this as my new main board I really recognize a shift in my understanding of my surroundings.
I was a simp. Not 100%, but enough to try to impress women through dating apps (as an example).
The four pillars of investing- understanding money in terms of inflation , the DDM model and many other things..I am starting to understand. I see how I could manage not to trap myself in the rat race.

>>18356399
Why the fuck did you wait so good damn long?

>>18356270
Wheel strat is incredibly prone to getting fucking in today's market. Safest part of it would be selling calls or stable shit. Imo. Honestly I never buy calls, but in this market you can basically pay a call/put fee for "Something drastic is going to happen and I don't know what or why, but I am leaning this way"

>Oil at all time surplus and will be selling at loss for some companies for months
>OIL GO UP!

Pick a stock, buy a call for 25 bucks, whatever

>>18356703
Nice. Going to keep accumulating.

>indexkeks negative yesterday
>indexkeks will end negative today
you'd be in the green both days if you knew how to pick stocks

>>18356704
It is.

Hi, retard here
Can someone explain what the x means here??

5x8M wtf does that mean

Who are the top three major companies that will first go bankrupt? My guess is:

1. JC Penny
2. Barnes & Noble
3. Macy's

>>18356726

did you just start investing a few weeks ago? you should be enjoying every moment of it because its gonna get a lot more boring in a few months

>>18356728
No this is just a different rat race.

>>18356713
Thank fren so if I have $1,400 of equity in OXY, buy like $700 of puts to hedge??

>>18356691
Different broker

>>18356613
pls hold my tvix bags thx

>>18356690
Holding bond ETFs can result in a loss even with dividends. Holding a bond is guaranteed to pay back principal plus yield unless the issuer defaults.

>>18356399
No, you didn't. You're late, but fashionably late. The P/E is going up to 20 by the end of 2021, which implies a stock price in the mid-low triple digits. Just hodl, even if it dips.

>>18356726
predictable....
PREDICTABLE?!?!?!
YOU BETTER BE FUCKING WITH ME

the bulls were right... THE BULLS WERE RIGHT

>>18356714
the u.s. is actually made up mostly strong people whose ancestors fought to live in a better world.. they didn't just cowar down and let some ass hole leader fuck them in the ass..

The american spirit doesn't have a religion or race.. it's just the spirit.. and most people in america have that spirit from their ancestors.. america has just been over ran by ass holes that came to the damn country because they saw how great and easy it was.. then they fucked it up like whatever fucked up country they came from.. they took the easy path.... now.. the americans that are the fighters with the fighting spirit of wanting more and wanting better will be living in space soon... those will be the true americans... with the true american spirits....

>>18356728
The rabbit hole goes much further friend. Look into FI/RE. Recommended reading:
https://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2012/01/13/the-shockingly-simple-math-behind-early-retirement/
Early Retirement Extreme
The Simple Path to Wealth
Rich Dad Poor Dad
Your Money or Your Life
and if you're interested in real estate, Building Wealth One House at a Time
Good luck

HOLY OIL

>GUYS YOU SHOULD BUY RTX RIGHT NOW

>>18356284
You're actually retarded, options aren't just buying vanilla calls and puts and betting which direction things are going to go, you can do covered calls, married puts, all kinds of spreads to take advantage of volatile or calm market scenarios from a bearish, bullish or neutral position. You're just a fucking idiot that doesn't know what they're talking about. You will never be successful.

>>18356609
Defense is like half of my shit

>>18356771
obviously you have a bullish bias on it.. so maybe not even that much into a hedge.....

>>18356666
I had broccoli today and last night, is that why this market is so BULLISH?

Oil mooning.

>>18356767
nah, summer of 18

>>18356784
It is.. I'm seriously totally bored.

>>18356704
It's just like gambling in that (((the house))) always wins

>>18356697
not only raise rates, they started decreasing the size of their balance sheet.

>>18356790
>>18356825
ALRIGHT now tell me how to make back the money I just lost by HODLing the top, and shorting the bottom

Any big brained friends? Just ordered this bad boy

>>18356804
It's unironically still underpriced, albeit a lot less underpriced than it was at $50

$50 was stupid ridiculous steal of a lifetime prices we'll never see again

>>18356789
ok tripfag

Can't wait to break 280 tomorrow bros

>go long on AMD
>it goes down
>bounces perfectly off of VWAP and going up again as i average down

what can i say except BASED

savanon, when will your picks pay off

>>18356769
It is, I am not saying you are completely free and disconnected.
I just mean that it's something different. You might be looked down upon as someone with a mental deficiency..
>>18356790
I will look into this. I am not talking riches, I am not talking Warren Buffet. I am just thinking...not cars or huge houses as measurements.

>Open oil short
>literally 2 seconds later it jumps $2.50
jesus fucking christ.

>>18356823
sulforaphane
sulforaphane
sulforaphane

prepare broccoli to maximize sulforaphane and you get a super-super food. Look up studies. It's amazing for the brain.

>>18356452
Just lie about all of it. Do whatever you have to for options clearance.

alright which one of you goofs is pumping oil?

>>18356715
Late to the party fag

>>18356870
Thanks for that anon I'm long oil.

Are we going to have a last minute crash again today?

Feels a lot like yesterday, people are going to take their gains and get out last minute.

>>18356331
we may as well not be, the bags are worthless

>>18356839
go long

It's not complicated

then listen to some nice

Someone probably confirmed the tariff threats are real and made a trade. Get in for the bull run

>>18356841
where will RTX be by year end? I picked up 50 shares at wayyyy to high of a price a few days ago

>>18356876
yeah... but you really want broccoli sprouts for that

>>18356823
Eat (green) peas and broccoli every day. Avoid peppers and beef.

>>18356870
Exit so it can fall again please.

>9d till expirations
what are the chances of SPY hitting 250 next week? looks pretty grim for those puts

Btw, announcement was that Russia was ready to cut 1.5M barrels/day at the very least. Also with Exxon cutting their own production, OPEC and Russia are going to be willing to cut also.

SQQQ marines will have the last laugh

What music are you all listening to while wiating for the market to moon next week?

I'm on some nice japanese citypop/jazz from the 80s

BREAKING NEWS:
Boris Johnson has passed away at St Thomas' Hospital due corona.
Bullish or bearish?

>>18356823
Yes

WHAT WAS THAT WITH WTI PUMPING

>>18356902
Eh. I just buy a bunch of broc, blend it up/chop it up and wait an hour then eat

tastes like shit but I eat so much it works. I'l have to look into sprouts.

>>18356909
I can't exit. I have a pattern day trader and USO is halted.

>>18356914
the market will not moon next week, but nice taste in music

IM MOOOOOOOOOONINGGGGG

wtf i can't find any news anywhere why the shit is this happening

>>18356898
>>18356824
>>18356816
Well frens I learned to not make emotional trades today, missed out on the spike, but atleast I have my other oil positions.

Yes I did use all my Day trades buying UCO calls, and a shit ton of UCO then panic selling it a few minutes later for a small loss.

Lol

Whoaaahhhhhh oillll

>>18356900
Look at industry comparables
NOC is at a P/E of 24, even post-crash
LMT is at a P/E of 16 post-crash
If we assume Raytheon will be in that 15-25 range, and the current P/E is 9, we can expect a 50-150% increase in share price

>>18356923
It's fake news.

when is it crashing again today bobo?

oh no no no no

Why was USO halted?

>>18356898
welp I am fucked.

>>18356939
USO was at 5.50 yesterday
It's a shit return on your investment

>>18356940
Insider knowledge, going to moon even more

>>18356940
>5 months from now
>Trump is calling on OPEC to pump more because oil is too expensive

>USO halted
PANIC

>>18356840
It’s not going to tell you anything you couldn’t figure out on your own. It’s good for a readthrough but I never went back to it for reference.

what do we buy

>>18356973
Not on my broker.

WHAT WITH MY OILIES?

Are there any communicated cuts?
Is USO in circuit braker?

>>18356908
>peppers
wh-what
without jalapenos i will die

Ah so short squeeze

>too bad I was at work

>>18356840
Cancel that and buy the Malazan series book 1, gardens of the moon, instead.

>>18356424
I made a 50% profit, so pretty good

>>18356876
I ate a ton of brussel sprouts last night and still lost money today.

>>18356981
dumbbells

fuck dude...im just about to break even this past 3 months. how do i not be a pussy...want to take it out while i can

USO mooning already back to today's earlier high. We'll still get an uptrend. I bet IVs go through the roof now.

>>18357004
Already read it

Anybody have NOC?

>>18356986
It resumed already, but halts are everywhere.

>>18356997
Don't worry, green jalapenos are a core part of the bullish diet.

>>18357019
based you are ready anon

Good luck. Mental control is as important as anything in this game.

>Buy Air Canada at $15
>Limit sell at $18.50
>Immediately set a limit buy at $18
>TSX doesn't have pattern day trader bullshit
feels good to be a gangsta

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IN THE OIL??? A HUGE GREEN DILDO PIERCED MY MONITOR

made about 5 grand on expedia stock this week and sold it off. Literally what is going on

>>18357013
oof that greed

Hey LCIguy, my XOM and OXY shares are doing great in case you were wondering :^)

It's called a mooning.

Expect more. Market is 10% under where it should be. That's conservative.

>>18356902
>broccoli sprouts
Smells like ruminated cow vomit.

>tfw you can’t buy anything for under your cost basis

>>18356870
thanks bobo

can we see 40k in 1 month ?

Last chance to buy sqqq

DEMAND HIT: The last time the U.S. consumed so little gasoline was when Apollo 11 landed on the moon in 1969.

[The chart needs a caveat: it mixes weekly data with historical monthly data -- a statistical subterfuge needed because weekly data is only available since 1990

>>18356704
Its very easy to make good returns on them. The problems of LETFs are very overstated by people who don’t understand how to trade them

>>18356893
It really is that complicated... the things I buy go down and sell keep going up.

>>18357064
eww did you let them go rotten or something?

>>18357073
no thanks Im trying not to lose money

>>18356870
>shorting oil at twenty bucks a barrel
literally asking for it

>>18356291
Ok I bit, NPV of like max 2.50$ per share. Why would that change? Any increase in revenue expected (note most of their money is made in architecture and I am not sure that is booming soon...)

>>18357090
it will go to zero, remember?
actually they will pay you to take oil off their hands

>>18357083
dont have a low time-scale then.

>>18356356
They didn't cancel though, they postponed. I wonder if there will be any injuries as the athletes push themselves to be in top shape for another year.

>>18356372
Reg should've blasted her instead wth
BLAST EM ALL REGGIE!!

>>18357083
>eww did you let them go rotten or something?
No. The seeds taste very similar. That's just how it is. Try them.

fucking algeria just cost me 13%

>>18356390
Your mom is disgusting.

Reminder that BoJo will die on the 9th.

>>18357084
you'll be sorry my friend

>>18357111
pretty sure I have and they tasted mild

radish sprouts taste very strong and spicy but I like them a lot

Are we at a time where calls are more valuable than normal? Purchasing one provides a "pay for no massive downside risk, and benefit from unpredictable retard pump"

is this a dead cat bounce or is this real

>>18357127
You only die if you have to go on a ventilator. Until we get leaks of that don't make a trade

>>18357129
No I wont

Does anyone else sell monthly options every week so as to have a constant income stream? I’ve been doing this in conjunction with doing the DEW and it’s quite comfy.

>>18357129
The cards are not good m8 for shorts

It's like seeing someone hanging by a thread and feeling comfortable kek

esp telling others to short with you..

>>18357114
Sweetie, are you investing in niggers again?

>>18357135
it is a mystery

>>18357056
you mean stocks can go up during a down trend? wow.. amazing....

Look man... i think there will be some good spikes out of it but I think for the most part they are in trouble.... atleast until saudis stop dumping, demand comes back and oil price becomes steady over $40

>>18357133
yes

Fri and Mon we had way underpriced calls especially. They are crazy good right now but a bit better priced now.

>>18357135
Market needs a reason to re-test the lows, you need to give it one. If things go good during April it's a V recovery

>imagine being leveraged long in oil

XOP up 6% lads oil deal is happening

>>18357135
I want to know it

>>18357156
Sure, and in the meantime there is a decent bit of profit to play off the speculation.

What time is the Saudi /Russia oil meeting supposed to be tomorrow ?

>>18357013
Same

>>18357145
short QQQ and Walmart if you arent retarded

>>18357135
million dollar question right there

Pile into oil lads. Don't miss the moon mission.

Just dropping in to laugh at the bears.
I'm literally almost break even on my SPXL already and SPY still fucking 20% down.

>>18357161
A V recovery would defy hundreds of years of economic logic and experience.
>but the meme virus
Not the cause of the recession.

>>18357194
get back to work code monkey

>>18357177
it is just a saudi meeting and it's before market opens

>>18357131
>pretty sure I have and they tasted mild
Maybe you had a different species.
I had sylvestris.

>>18357135
If you know the answer, you could make millions.

Market now at same levels as before travel was shut. Back when people were still dining out, doing happy hours, going to work, and there weren't 20 million unemployed people.

>>18357195
So do negative interest rates.

Doesn't matter it's the excuse we have. You need to give the market another excuse to retest the lows are it's not going to happen

>>18357195
>the recession
Are you still calling this a "recession"? This is a correction at best, we're back to the bull market already.

>>18357194
calling bezos

>>18357159
How do you feel about calls on cheapo oil stock that could literally be anywhere in May?

is AMRN going to moon?

>>18356940
REEEE my cash isn't available for investment until tomorrow

>>18357218
wrong wrong wrong I am right buy SQQQ, short walmart before close

QUICK GIVE ME A STOCK TO BUY WITH A GOOD BALANCE SHEET, A P/E UNDER 10, AND A PRICE BELOW $30

>>18357224
Idk about oil so I dont touch it

>>18357074
the apollo project is coming back
very bullish

>>18357135
Literally a million dollar question with the right options play

>>18357216
This is how we know its going to go back down. The market is not reflecting reality. And yes, I understand the market is not the economy, but the market is connected to the economy via how stores, restaurant chains, etc perform. They aren't performing at all. That will be reflected in the Q2 reports.

>>18356535
I wish.

>>18357240
Danske Bank

Just pretend oil is a shitcoin in 2018. All of a sudden it's really easy to make money

>>18357135
REAL
REAL
ALERT
ITS FUCKING REAL

>>18357240
BAC?

>>18357216
Who cares, printers go brrr

>>18357135
dead cat sadly

>>18357275
dilate

>>18357247
>he thinks the rocket won't fail
The minds that made the Apollo program succeed are long gone. The only ones there left are diversity hires and leftovers from the shuttle program. Which was a failure.

>>18357259
How do you know ?

>>18357249
I bought the dip and am already in the green. I put stops out today on my larger positions so I should still take a profit if there is a contraction. Gonna start selling calls I think.

L O N G

This is absurd.

>>18357240
CLB. It's going to 2x pretty soon

>>18357138
Or if you have sudden heart failure

>>18357286
I dont think so tim

>>18356613
Link.

retards at wsb talking how LK's going to open up bigly AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>18357284
You know how you know how things fall when you drop them

That's what it's like.

Watch what happens Monday kek

look to the vectors in your mind

>>18356691
Whats wrong with robinhood faggot.

>>18357283
Lol, the guys doing the Apollo program had blank checks and were allowed to do crazy shit like injecting mercury into a rocket engine and spraying that shit all over the desert during test runs.

>>18357290
No it's not, everything is back to normal and the economy is great. New ATH next month!

>>18357259
>>18357275
DO I SELL OR DO I BUY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Holy shit a barrel of oil just flew over my house!

If you dont buy the dips, the Dips buy you.

>>18357309
>click market buy
>overpays by at least 2%

heh nothing personell kid

>>18357307
Poor retards

anyone think this Oil rally the hour before market closes is a little concerning?
like it's being pumped on purpose and they Saudis kill any hope for a deal tomorrow just to dump it

lol bears

>>18357313
Sell puts. Get assigned cheapies and/collect premium.

>>18357307
lmao coffee market is for people who don't care about discounts and 50% coupons, it's for people who want to be lazy in the morning

Well fuck I don't even know what to do with my VXX calls anymore. Like is anybody looking at this fucking market?

>>18357326
Not how it works.
It pumped because of insider trading.

>>18357326
That’s what I’m thinking and why I’m not buying anything yet. The Saudi’s are an enemy state and have no reason to do anything to help us. They and Russia want to kill US shale and oil in general.

>>18357349
insiders bought three weeks ago

>>18357344
stupid nigger

Do I buy any more oil?

>>18357320
How is a market buy overpaying by 2%?
Newfag to investing. Pls halp

>>18357326
It's a fake rally, the Saudis are dumping oil by the tanker on US markets. They're not just going to turn around and change their minds.

>>18357326
Here's the logic
>If there's a deal USO moons
>If there's no deal USO goes down but not by much
>If there's no deal and there's tariffs USO moons
Not much downside risk and a lot of potential for gains

>>18357349
What is insider trading, everyone knows that a deal is MOST LIKELY around the corner. Insider trading would be to artifically pump oil price to dump on new fags. So you confirm his theory retard.

>>18356691
Whats wrong with robinhood? faggot.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALSO, what the fuck is this shit Hiroshi?

>>18357350
>>18357326
buy UCO?

>>18357365
That's what I'm thinking right now. Might sell and realize some of the profits I made only to buy in after they say no deal.

>>18357368
USO is a joke. Do you mean WTI?

>>18356789
>the u.s. is actually made up mostly strong people
Lol nope.

Finally the dump

>>18356789
Your country literally ruined the world and is why asshole leaders exist.
Fucking faggot.

>>18357194
>Just dropping in to laugh at the bears.
>I'm literally almost break even on my SPXL
... huh?

>>18357363
Because when you place a market order, it can get filled at any price. In the worst cases, it can be +5% of what the actual "market" price is at the time. You're giving a blank check for someone to take advantage of you.

>>18357234
If you bought after their recent court loss, you'd be up 25% or more. I never ended up buying any myself. I think I saw an analyst target at $7.50 or something like that if their patent fell through.

>>18357344
Baggie, talk to me.
Why do you always do this?

>>18357240
CHK. Going back to $5

>>18357363
When a stock has low volume there can be a large gap between the lowest sell and the highest buy. When you execute a market buy you fill your order based on the lowest existing sell offer. This can mean you lose significant amounts compared to if you had placed a limit order for a price in between the two.

>>18357240
Office Depot (ODP)
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/ODP

ANybody hopping in SQQQ for the last hour?

need new bred

>>18357429
But everyone's working from home. How about an Office Depot for homes, a... Home Depot?
Wait that's not right

if you didnt buy that ba dip yesterday... youre a moron

>>18357402
thats because a lot of strong people brought a long their weak family and destroyed it..... if you think about it.. it's a bunch of people from all over that made it great AND fucked it up

>>18357416
I just bought some calls for shits and giggles.. high short interest and cult following could lead to a squeeze to fill gap.. some people just don't let go.. even with that patent situation

>>18357437
do
not
hold
leveraged
funds
overnight

>>18357410
Oh oh oh, I did know that, just got confused due to the thread of where replies came from. Eg "robbinhoid charges a fuck ton more for no reason" Thanks.
And thankfully not on rh myself regardless. Heard they've had really slow trades lately.

>>18357463
PUSSY

>>18357240
ARLP, coal gonna moon when people stop caring about saving the planet and just wanna keep the lights on

>>18357240
>>18357422

Chesapeake Energy Is Headed Towards Bankruptcy
CHK stock will be worthless in a bankruptcy since creditors will likely receive all or most of the equity

>>18357445
Home Depot cancelled all of their Spring promotions to reduce traffic for social distancing. They have business, but it's not going to move much in either direction right now. And if real estate gets worse, then there will be less demand for repairs and remodels.

>>18357463
For the last hour. Read my post numbnuts

>>18357463
My biggest gains on SDOW and SQQQ were from buying at market highs, and selling on the dump a few days later. Don't hold for weeks, but a few days is entirely fine.

Imagine not taking advantage of KOS when it's currently below $1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY THE BEARS ARE ALWAYS SO SEEEETHING!!

>>18357477
>CHK
probably but how much of the float is short?

>>18357292
What's their competitive advantage? Why are they special when oil itself is frigged

>>18357445
Home offices? Home schooling? Aside from the fact that offices and schools will re-open at some point, working from home doesn't mean that people don't need office supplies any more. Office Depot actually has good delivery capabilities. I've ordered toner from them with free shipping and gotten it the next day.

>>18357484
Kikes are going to slaugher a bull calf and paint the market red tonight. Long's are going to get fucked.

>TMDX upgraded to $25 price target amid pandemic
kek i love this timeline

>>18357548

Monday*

>>18357548
>baggie is posting bear nonsense
god damn it

this is the thread's way of telling me to give up and take my losses, innit?

if the bottom in 2020 really is behind us then I'm definitely putting all my money on the stock market for the next 4 years, I mean if Trump can overpower a global pandemic then there's literally nothing that can touch SP500 as long as he's in charge

Are CFDs different from options?

If I was a kike I'd crash things into Easter weekend for the lulz and goyim tears.

>>18357548
Incorrect, read articles more.

>>18357572
cfds are like knock outs but without the knockout => they can go negative.

I'm retarded, should I not hold GUSH?

>>18357548
I expected today to be red, and Thursday to be a green short squeeze going into the weekend. I have no idea what tomorrow is going to look like now.

>>18357484
Lumber companies mooned today because, get this, they're lowering production. My WY is up 10%.
Up 10%. On awful news. This shit is fucking bonkers. The snap back has got to be enormous. I have no fucking idea how my long positions are making so much money. They were supposed to be dark horse long holds, and they're printing like crazy.

>>18357578
is that a warning?

Would those AMRN shills start pumping again already???

this fucking market is untradable I call bullshit on anyone who says he can predict the movements and isn't just holding longs. trump is a fucking moron and jerome is just creating another bubble I pity muricans.

nuuuu bread?

>>18357624
>anyone who says he can predict the movements
is lying

how the FUCK was there a 45 second 10% rally on fucking oil

>>18357624
>I pity muricans.
and they never think about you

>>18357548
oh god not you, I'm selling my puts now

>>18357624
If you're not having any luck with short positions resource some long ones. Are you retarded?

>>18357646
Saudi deal speculation, seems fishy as fuck to me though. And I am holding some oil right now.
Expecting a dump tomorrow.

>>18357654
yes.. sell your puts.. the more people that sell puts the sooner it'll all go down

>>18357658
nah I'll just wait this out. not gonna participate in this clown fiesta only to get jacked when wallstreet decides to take scalps and unload their bags at first good opportunity. I'll stick to shorting oil.

>>18357624
why are so many people surprised at the feds ability to brrrrr us into the green?

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>>18357677
that doesn't happen in 45 seconds. there was a tweet by some literal who from algeria and the market exploded this is engineered as fuck

>>18357624
It's extremely frustrating, because everyone knows the entire market is still overvalued, but the bubble can pop anywhere from tomorrow to 3 years from now. I think there is money to be made switching between bull and bear, but I'm definitely not buying long holds right now.

>>18357677
Even in the most optimistic of proposed deals, there's still a huge oversupply. Oil might go down slower, but it's still going down for the next few months.

>>18357703
what tweet?

>>18357690
post positions or shut the fuck up. you tripfaggot. WSB is up please go back.

>>18357703
Seriously. Algeria only produces 1.3M barrels a day they're the tinest dick at the OPEC+ table.

Volume? Where volume?

>>18357692
>Shorting oil when OPEC+ is going to cut
holy shit how retarded can you get

>>18357732
A best-case oil deal will still leave a surplus of 2-3 Algerias a day.

>>18357617
i want my money back

>>18357692

have fun with that margin call tomorrow you fucking moron

>>18357717
you must be new here

>>18355609
Based.