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CRAB DAB

Bull market

~~~Delplop (from wsb)~~~

>he bought the top

>>18353013
Is this .gif occuring in our physical dimension?

>>18353013

Cute cat!!!!

Just got here from wsb, how can I give this post gold?

>>18353013

Swag.

waddup biz

>>18353013
hahahha but this is not r/animals

>>18353013
city slickers served

>>18353015
>yes we’re totally mooning today, DOW will never be below 23k again, screenshot this

just got here from wsb. gimme tickers for my 6k

Bizzies how we feelin about this market today puts or calls type of day?

What will be green by the close?

Even if you bought before the crash you'd still be in profit eventually, it's a never ending bull market.

>ZM up 10%
and I tried to fucking go short on this shit today wew

>>18353028
>buy the top
>it goes up further

>>18353074
might be crab. I'm still bearish.

>>18353075
Me when I'm done with my blunt.

>>18352995

I need source on that.

>>18353073
Dude go all in on SPY 257P 4/8

Make sure they’re market orders too, just please trust me on this

>>18352995
Yo why the FUCK is VRUS stock down today??!!?

>>18353075
my thumbs

OMG THIS PICTURE IS SO FUNNY

>>18353073
SNSS
GALT
KL
LCI
POL

Please, lads, stop with the puts, you're only gonna lose money. Corona is peaking, it's plain sailing here on out.

>>18353111
based and garden pilled

Short SPY at 266. Thank me later.

MCD sales down 22% because of Corona. If they're doing bad, we're fucked.

>there are people here who think that redditors are actually coming over and its not just people shitposting about being from wsb

>>18353112
HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time

NOOOOOOOO BOBOBROS

I am financially reddit.

>>18353090
Damn right brother

>>18353112
top kek.

Waiting for VXX to go up is like watching fucking paint dry.

>>18353119
H-how did you know my exact portfolio?

>>18353073
>>18353074
>>18353075
Any and All oil/ng stocks (minus USO). Trust me bros. Would a r/wsb trader ever let you down?

>>18353123
If what you say was true, the markets wouldn't be green
Think about it

JUST SEVEN HUNDRED POINTS DOWN BY EOD AND MY PUTS WILL BE ITM!

>>18353140
>Waiting for VXX to go up is like watching fucking paint dry.
Why do you hate yourself so much?

>>18353140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

I “invested” for the first time by buying into an index fund when the dow was at 29,000.

>>18353155
Who else here /gammascalping/ VXX?

>>18353036
It's real easy bro. Just click the checkbox next to the post and then use Alt+F4

The conspiracy theorists are getting to me.

I've bought a lot of stocks to try and capitalize on 5g, but what are the odds they'll discover 5g fries your nuts and it gets scrapped entirely and the companies involved get fucked?

>>18353140
>he bought?

>>18353166
whats gamma scalping?

/Wsb/ gaaaaaang this market is epic

>>18353140
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What the fuck is that v shape on SPY?

>>18353173
second derivative gains

>>18353163
No fund manager ever lost their job for losing their client's money in IBM... Same principle applies to private individuals investing in index funds.

>>18353166
Tell me more

>>18353166
am I on the wrong fucking side with calls or something? I'm in for 10 minutes and down 10% already.

You guys are pretty quirky. Do you folks mind if I use some of your memes on /wsb/ and my TA discord?

Edit: Aghhh what is this captcha?

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Posted from my iPhone

Spy 2673 EOD. Don't ask how I know.

Anon, why don't you own at least 10% bonds?

>>18353184
correct me if wrong, so look for high gamma then set a take profit?

>>18353170
It’s a novel technology because of its speed but biggest downside is the range to it. Either those companies figure out how to increase range or it’s likely most companies will move forward with some kind of 4G/5G hybrid of their services

based boomer telling people they're retarded for buying in now

Am i going to get my money back from LK or what?

kek, right now I'm doing pretty good on my shit salary. paying my bills and saving some green all on 27k a year. the key is to keep your debt as low as possible as is keeping your expenses as low as you can get it. more green you have left each month, the more you can save/invest. my only debt is the house. no school loans, no credit card balances, no owing anyone diddly squat.

>>18353214
CHINKED

I have made a small fortune on Inovio stock but I am wondering if they don't end up coming up with a vaccine if their stock might not just plummet. However if they do it might turn from a small fortune to a fortune. Should I ride this out or sell it now and keep the bird in hand instead of chasing the 2 in the bush?

Just got here from r/wsb. What do you guys think about cruise lines? Recovery by end of year, or banished forever to the outhouse?

>>18353214
Maybe if you sue.

>Market crab
>Mega shitposting
>Cancer larping as Reddit
>This is boring
Yea, I'm thinking of watching a movie. Anyone get a rec?

>>18353192
>Anon, why don't you own at least 10% bonds?

I was 40+% in a bond fund before the dump, but I've sold by now. What upside to bonds offer at this point in time that I should squander my small retirement savings on them rather than on equities with promising growth prospects like SNSS?

go back

>>18353220
I would dump them entirely but you should at least cash out your initial investment.

>>18353225
Watch Tiger king! Fuck that bitch Carol baskins xDDDDDDDDD

>>18353225
V/H/S 1 and 2

Nothing has been open for a month and nothing will be open for the next two months. Why the fuck is it going up. And you /pol/ and reddit fags fuck off with the "muh decoupling from reality" and "priced in" retardation.

>>18353200
No. You hedge your delta and wait for gamma and therefore delta to increase as you move away from your break even.

i've been hedging this "carbon emission futures contract" for the past 3 days (i don't really know what it is, just that algos seem to make it go up and down in a predictable way and there is zero volume) and made a lot of money (a lot)
is this illegal?

>>18353192
Because you'd be better off putting that 10% into a company like Apple.

>>18353215
>saving some green all on 27k a year
>for 12 weeks, anon could be earning the equivalent of a 31k salary for 0 hours of work if furloughed in the USA
>alternatively could be getting 37k for up to 12 weeks if laid off
JUST.

>>18353222
No one will ever cruise again. People will be afraid of the flu forever and being shamed by soiboys on reddit and faggots on twitter.
Keep shorting.
Cruises are #cancelled.

>>18353225
Gib genre and streaming sources available and I got you

>>18353210
look where boomers are now though.

>>18353210
sry, not native english...but isnt he telling its gonna go back up after it took a "hit" of 0.15% yesterday?

>>18353235
>faggot duck dynasty
yeah, nah

>>18353225
Gangs of New York

>>18353227
You mean the stock that is almost zero?

>all oil majors tanking
>all tankers mooning
Hmmm

>>18353242
You don't even need gamma to increase but it's preferable.

>>18353205
5G can see everything and it interferes with your brain waves.

SQQQLDIERS?

>>18353225
The Simpsons season 11 episode 5

>>18353200
>>18353173
>>18353188
Gamma scalping is a trading strategy in which you are delta neutral, you buy/sell calls and puts and the underlying stock in such a way that your net delta is zero. (Calls have positive delta and puts have negative delta).

As the stock moves, you buy/sell the underlying stock to rebalance your delta back to zero. Buy buying/selling more stock you are essentially collecting premium on those calls/puts.

>>18353074
Snips and snaps

>>18353241
It's just a low volume bear market rally.

average cost on sco is 24.92
should i just get out now or are we going back to pre-tweet numbers

>>18353205
I don't really understand why 5G is so game-changing, but it's supposed to be important for IOT (so your thermostat can talk to a dishwasher across the word) or something. But I got the impression from what little I read that 5G would be rolled out in cities where population density is higher and it makes more practical sense to install those hotspots. If 5G proved only practical in cities, that's still a huge population that would be covered.

>>18353240
Isn't that the English version of Rec? Just watch Rec (Spanish)

>>18353244
apple has been the most solid one I own.

crypto tard here

give me a ticker, strike, and expiry (not SPY, i already bought some june puts)

>>18353249
this, I wouldn't say its brash to say that its possible boats and planes will both never be used again after this is all said and done

We’ve bottomed only up from here

>>18353240
This looks like trash, but trash is better than this cancer thread and crab market

who here /working remote but really just shitposting/?

>>18353288
Downtrend, prepare your stop-loss.

>>18353275
ok?

>>18353297
>boats and planes will both never be used again after this is all said and done
too doomer. but it might be much more difficult for retail.

>>18353292
No. A found footage "creepshow"-type compilation.

>>18353280
Interesting, seems expensive.

>>18353227
Redpill me on SNSS

>>18353313
it was a joke my dude

GUYS? IM SERIOUS

AM I GONNA GET MY MONEY BACK FROM LK?

These rebdit faggots need their own containment thread

>>18353292
It's an anthology.

You may win this battle bear king, but the rats shall rise again!

>>18353308
Oh wait, I typed the wrong ticker.

>>18353319
>he doesn't think retail use of boats and planes are going to be a hollow shell of what they used to be
got it

>>18353321
no

>>18353163
similar happened to me over 10 years ago. I started investing (most of my savings at the time) right before the 2008 crash. I was so disillusioned that I just stopped looking at stocks for over 10 years (just held). It eventually became positive, and is up now, which is consoling. I try not to think about the opportunity-cost of not having invested it at the bottom.

Just shaved off my entire quarantine beard, took way too fucking long.
How's the market?

WE PUMPING?

>>18353323
>Containment
That's a wired name for an execution.

hey bois I just woke up
we priced in?

>>18353321
Maybe if you bought it at $5.

Is u/separate-variation here ?

>>18353318
It's shit that is about to be delisted and some tripfag nigger felon here keeps samefagging to make it seem like a good buy

>>18353241
>printer go brr
>>18353307
>sieg heil
brogrammer by trade, you?

>>18353323
I think it's shit posting/sarcasm.

BVLL

>>18353321
If the class action derivative suit goes through maybe

>>18353318
It's not a good buy right now.

>>18353328
Same, I meant to type POR instead of POL

>>18353331
correct, travel is going back to the way it was in full. Muh boomer flu isnt scaring anyone from traveling

Bought 100 VYM and sold a 65 call for 8.50.

>>18353353
SaaS sales, been pretty quiet

>>18353350
Probably, use ALT+F4 to change all the Anonymous names to their real usernames

>>18353313
you take a look at EMTY?
>ProShares Decline of the Retail Store ETF

>>18353297
Woah

>>18353264
This is a troll comment, but the fundamentals of the company have not deteriorated since I invested in it last month (I am already up on my initial investment). Let's examine the facts:

- SNSS is literally curing cancer.
- SNSS half the market cap of GALT, another biotech meme stock that doesn't appear to be going anywhere anytime soon.
- SNSS is going to show that their drug actually works soon. When it does the market cap will easily surpass GALT. I'm thinking I'm due for at least a good 5x return.

Whether the original investors got diluted or the market got bored of the stock years before I invested in it is immaterial to me.

>>18353297
Planes are obsolete technology. They'll be converted into homes for refugees and based POC.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18353328
Nah, neverrmind you're still fucked.

>>18353321

>>18353350
what the fuck does this even mean

>the moment my country's market closes, I can't trade US ETFs anymore, SPY starts to pump
I fucking hate everything.

>>18353333
quads checked
LK priced in

>>18353288
>>18353393

https://www.barrons.com/articles/boeing-software-problems-grounded-max-jet-stock-rises-51586356813?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

Have we reached top clown market if mainstream media are reporting this shit now?

>>18353321
I went on 10k at the bottom. market goes up off bad news so I'll walk away with profit

>>18353386
you get nothing

>>18353321
>buying Chinese
Why the fuck would you do this?

>>18353295
ATVI 65 6/19

>>18353271
Bought down with an average of like 17.3. It's fricken modest, come on, crash already and turn a profit.

Why the fuck isn't the market going down yet?! There is no conviction and it is the shittiest of stocks holding it up. Which I am shorting. Why the fuck isn't RCL and Marriott falling? At least give me gains in RTX to make up for it ffs.

>>18353365
I'll see you in a few years. recreational travel between borders will likely be more expensive and difficult.

>>18353379
retail aviation - travel etc.
retail stores are practically done with their decline. if they haven't already gone or are going, they should be ok.

>THE MOMENT I BUY IT DROPS
FUCK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll

>CHK up 5%

Told you assholes i was right. Loaded up another 5k shares.

So we absolutely DID hit the bottom, right?

>>18353382
What's 5x0?

>>18353372
Nice... no fear of furlough?
My team is pretty busy with different projects but with most of my coworkers being H1Bs, I usually can get away with doing the amount of work they do in 1/8th the time.

>>18353426
uh oh it looks like he didn't hear

>>18353430
Proof or larp.

>>18353419
Cute Shamiko!

>>18353436
they've moved some of us reps to collecting outstanding overdue invoices. think I should be alright for a little while

>>18353426
Cringe

>>18353225
The Big Lebowski is fun
8 1/2 is a good “serious film”
Mission Impossible Fallout was good
Little Women 2019 was nice
Once Upon a Time in the West is a great western

>>18353321
Lmaoing @ ur lyf rn

>>18353436
>furlough
give it to me. i want those unemployment bux. it's practically my whole salary. I have no reason to work.

>>18353433
Who cares, it doesn't stop anyone from making money.

TSLA GOING GREEN

>>18353225
The Matrix

I mean, do we really need airplanes?

>>18353386
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18353382
>This is a troll comment
He's serious. A retard but serious.
But...
- scammy management
=> no press releases
=> dubious statements on cc
=> don't give a fuck about share holders
- no efficacy yet
=> in 400mg
=> only 500 mg left and later 300/400mg reads
=> while loxo has good data and me thinks it's further down the pipeline
- reverse split incoming (+ dilution)
There are better biotech cheapies right now.

>>18353339
Good. I need to shave mine as well. And cut my hair.

Market is being twitchy and i do not want to be involved in any trades right now. All cash as of yesterday.

>>18353464
Fuck redditors fuck you fuck wsb fuck everyone it's more cuckold than /gif/

>>18353241
Look at who corona is killing. It’s mostly poor minorities and elderly. Those people are net drains on the economy. Market doesn’t care about your morality.

What happened to CHK

>>18353339
I grew it out for weeks, then shaved it, and now it's been growing back very very slowly. Wtf just happened

Fucking spy
I shoulda sold the dip at 10

Remember when AIDS killed mostly niggers, and there are still people to this day that think the government engineered it to target niggers instead of it being a happy coincidence?

>>18353484
shit's still closed bro. unemployment + 31k salaries for all non-essentials for THREE MONTHS.

>>18353484

>>18353480
>There are better biotech cheapies right now
Redpill me on better biotech cheapies

>>18353476
do we need to travel at all? Do we need to leave our respective states/countries for any legitimate reason? The answer is no. Trust me at the end of this there will be no airports, no airplanes, no boats, nothing. This major pandemic crisis has changed the game. We can't risk 1 percent of the population who are mostly 80 and older dying again like this. We are going to learn a great lesson from this terrible uncontrollable pandemic. We flew too close to the sun

>>18353225

>>18353318
They're curing cancer. Just remember that this is a speculative biotech stock. The company still needs to show that their drug actually cures cancer, so there is the potential risk that their drug doesn't work or that they can't prove it satisfactorily in clinical trials before running out of money. If you do invest in a stock like SNSS, don't bet the farm on it.

The best argument for SNSS is that, like I said, is that it has less than half GALT's current market cap. That means that this is actually a value investment with a strong margin of safety.

>>18353434
Again, I know you're just trolling here, but the stock is unlikely to go to $0 even in the unfortunate event that vecabrutinib were a total failure. Vecabrutinib is not their only drug in development, and in order for the stock to go to $0, they would need to run out of cash and be unable to continue operations.

>>18353225
once upon a time in Hollywood was a riot, best Tarantino film in years.

>>18353494
yeah facial hair usually grows back after you shave it

Opinions on JBLU and T?

Bullish

>>18353299

>Robinhood

Okay poorfag

>>18353484
How about the millions out of work and trillions lost in opportunity cost?

>>18352995
Is it just me, or does there seem to be really low trading volume?

>>18353481
I want to get a haircut too but I don't know where to go right now lol. Everything is fucking closed here (my uni) even the nanotech lab.
I've got some cash clearing on Friday so hoping for a little dump. Need to outline this next set of money for what to buy

bobos on suicide watch

>>18353476
Yes. Airbus.

>>18353433
I think we will go lower soon. But honestly- not a single person knows for sure

>>18352995
>UAL up by 7% when they have barely any flights and admitted that revenues will be 80% down
FUCKING CLOWN MARKET HOLY SHIT

>>18353500
Are people seriously getting 31k for not working for 3 months

>>18353513
>T
I might buy in again at 25 ish

>>18353192
what's the symbol for bonds

>>18353513
JBLU has nearly the best balance sheet and least debt, behind LUV, for all domestic us carriers. pretty safe play if you are in it for the medium term.

>>18353144
Ok cool. Watching:
BP
EQM
DAL

>>18353505
>no Brazil

>>18353192
Because I'm not retiring in 35+ years

Is there an Options for complete retards tutorial

HOW COME NOBODY IS WRITING THAT RUSSIANS JUST REJECTED CUTTING PRODUCTION, WHY IS IT NOT MOVING

>>18353537

>>18353528
I know we meme ‘priced in’ a lot, but that is quite literally priced into the drop—it comes as no surprise to investors

>>18353519
medium volume. you are probably looking some not so advanced metrics

>>18353493
they pay for stadium naming rights instead of ventures that could make profit

>>18353557
gross fake tits

>>18353528
It's not a clown market it's a dead cat bounce, read about it on wiki or smth.

1) Buy SPY $300c for June
2) Acquire literally free money

Thank me later

Oh god lads its happening

>>18353509
Really? Fucking boring except for the last five minutes.

>>18353570
Which resources should I use?

>>18353559
Gotta be 20 steps ahead, thats all been priced in.

>>18353555
I have a more autistic and extensive chart with Brazil on it, great film.

>>18353531
yes, $600/wk in the relief package. 600*52 = 31k. all these non-essential retail fags are going to end up with a paycheck that looks like a 35-37k salary.

>>18353572
want to know how i know this is your first day on the internet

>>18353572

>>18352995
Wtf is happening in the weeb pic. Should I have a boner or not?

>>18353557
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B7JU4C31G8gOMHdhMVVrV3NNZmc?usp=sharing

>>18353588
great film indeed
Brazil and Wag The Dog should be /smg/ essentials

>>18353557
>literally pasted in the OP
>too retarded to read the OP, but wants to read about options trading

>deadliest day in US history
>stocks going up

I hate boomer bulls so fucking much.

>>18353119
>G*LT


Kek

>WSB rapefugees are invading this place now

how do i short /smg/? honestly might just leave depending on how bad it gets.

>>18353557

>>18353612
seething longlet, you'll never fucking make it kiddo

>>18353613
I'm fucked aren't I?

>>18353582
well i cant really tell on public forum such information. i would like to help people out more, but i too have skin in the game so i have to think that side too

>>18352995
OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COC-
OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO C-
OH NO CRABBROS THIS MARKET SUCKS

>>18353612

>>18353595
want to see her nude? just look up lauren phillips it's a pretty good analogy.

>>18353619
Wonderful, brave, powerful.

>>18353214
*raughs*

Get fakkuud American Piggu

>>18353288

>>18353261
Poor taste anon, ngmi

>>18353505
>eraserhead
Why is this on every list?

>>18353619
what's the difference between options trading for women vs. options trading for men?

what does it mean

>>18353502
Nbrv has pdufa in June(i think). Pdufa is always a good run up initiator. Just don't hold past it.
Abeo => drug works && rare disease pipeline. Those things mostly imply a buyout (speculative but not too much). Buy for swing. pt around 5-8(late summer).
Infi has lots of cash and was trading sideways before the crash despite the lack of catalysts. Lots of cats incoming for H2 2020. Pt? I don't know. 2-3+ or smth.
mtnb might also be a good swing.
There were a few more which are trading way below cash and have cats incoming but I don't member. Have to look those up again.
Quantitative biotech is the key to a comfy life, Anon. Don't fall for the 10 bagger cure + buyout meme as you will only get dilution and 5 year meme charts like >>18353264

>>18353601
which one of these books is the best for (cute) beginners?

>>18353609
Iv'e watched the videos in OP and it's a complete crapjob. the guy is a complete sperg who talks like a jabroni.

>>18353619
I'm not a girl (yet).

Press F for Bobo

>>18353612
>>deadliest day in US history
This is a joke right?

>>18353382
>I’m poor but at least I invested in fundamentals

how do I short diabetes?

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>he missed the bottom

>>18353557
It’s called The Wheel

>>18353214
>he went long on a chink company

>>18353650
One is pink and one is not.

>>18353670
Long American healthcare sector

WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW 23000 AGAIN

>>18353225
>Netflix
Docuseries: Unabomber in His Own Words
Fiction Movie: Calibre
Fiction Series: The Witcher
>HBO
Docuseries: McMillions
Fiction Movie: Alita: Warrior Angel
Fiction Series: The Outsider
>Amazon Prime
Docuseries: Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Fiction Movie: Super 8
Fiction Series: The Expanse
>>18353618
do it then faggot

>>18353339
I refuse to shave mine until the big dipperino finally hits. I’m starting to look like Castaway Hanks though ...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18353619
i'm finally starting to understand "i don't respect women bros" poster

>>18353663
Every indicator says were headed towards a massive depression. Enjoy your short term gains

What time is the dump happening?

Why are mortage corprations up today?

>>18353656
it means you should probably be looking for a breakout to the downside.

>>18353645
lol how could i have listened you spoke nonsense

>>18353647
Eraserhead is one of those that has had its reputation tarnished in virtue of being beloved by people new to film, likely because its Lynch’s most advertised movie (nowadays). It sucks because Eraserhead is a great film in its own right and has really fantastic set design/soundtrack.

>>18353656
Looks like were ready for a break out move.

>>18353696
>b-but the indicators!
cope

can we hurry the fuck up back to 29k?

nothingburger is a hoax, nobody cares, only niggers and boomers are dying

>>18353650
Women are more risk averse compared to men

>>18353696
cope

should I buy amzn
physical retail going to be severely btfo to their benefit, right

>>18353705
>nonsense

>>18353308
>>18353393
What the fuck anon.

>>18353662
Trannieanon, are you playing the market in hopes of striking it rich so you can finally afford your surgery?

Hello am I shadowbanned?
Where are my (You)'s?

>>18353722
>>18353711
Seethe bullcucks

>>18353671

>>18353696
>imagine being this deluded after the clown market has proven time and time again this just isn’t the case

Ok bobo

>>18353724
If you can get in below 1800 or so.

My Shorts wtf????
Unbelievable! I'm so angry right now.
Fuck, how am I supposed to pay for my HRT now?????

>>18353724
physical retail was btfo by amazon wayyyy before coronavirus

>>18353727
Don't anon. Just ignore them.

>>18353724
breh you're 23 years late to that party find something more speculative

>>18353727
No (yes).

>>18353726
>downtrend
when it wasn't downtrending
>you're still fucked
how the fuck do you think that was informative at all
i get that you don't owe me anything more than absolute shit but don't pretend you gave me gold

>>18353738
>this cuck in 3 or 4 months
Make sure you livestream your suicide

>>18353671
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Some dude calling the bottom on Yahoo finance lol. Said he called it in 2009 as well.

>>18353729
>those milkers

Gib sauce blease

>Should I speculate on "X" after everyone in the world has done so over the past month.

>everyone calling it a clown market
>makes perfect sense to me

>>18353609
>gif
Women kek

>>18353744
>Don't anon. Just ignore them.

>>18353716
They are more risk averse but also prone to fomo buy. It's a curious duality.

>>18353696
literally who cares just print more money and keep stocks up

>>18353671
>tricking the rapefugees into getting a tripcode so they can be filtered

devilish

>>18353656
we're fucked

>>18353645
is that going to continue to drop? I thought they were some cheap calls?
Whats the deal with oil righ now?

>>18353762
So why's airlines going up despite possible bankruptcies, 8ball?

>>18353740
Kek

>>18353249
They will develop a fool proof sanitization system for cruise ships and it will recover. Remember the ONLY way out of this coronavirus mess is eventual 100% human wide exposure to this virus to develop antibodies. I.e., vaccines, mass casualty event like what the white people brought to North and South America, etc.

Cruises are fun as shit and in a perverse kind of way I am glad the cruiseliners will have to clean up their act. Did you know the air quality on a cruise ship is like Beijing industrial zone level bad even in the middle of an ocean? why can't every cabin have its own direct fresh air intake and exhaust hvac system (currently shared which is why covid spreads like wildfire on cruise ships)? Figure it out Norweigian or you no get my shekels.

Sure in the short term its (cruiselines) fucked, but I give it another month TOPS before all the young people say "fuck it" and break quarantine and spread the virus far and wide.

I had a wild fun youth and am now happily settled down boomer. I can't imagine being 18-21 and being told by some sexless bureaucrat that I need to shelter in place during peak summer pussy getting months.

Life is for the young. Just like the rent thing, they can't stop them all.

boipussy

>>18353695
Allow Patrice to educate you further:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnUU2c_i0w

>>18353656
Means its all priced in. All of it is. Everything is priced in.

>>18353771
you're right, women SHOULD just stay in the kitchen.

>>18353771

The FOMO buy doesn't feel risky. It feels like you're just catching onto the wave and getting free gains.

What feels risky is going against the tide, buying up stock in a blood red market or betting against a pump.

>>18353740

>>18353772
>just print more money

>>18353762
>reactionary crash due to a temporary overreaction to the flu

>things start going back to where they were quickly after

>clown market

>>18353740
WOOOPS

>>18353671
>still assblasted about trips
>don't know about filters or force anonymize

>>18353755
>when it wasn't downtrending
Please tell me you aren't looking at naked charts.

>>18353762
Based and lunacypilled

>>18332795
>>18332795
>>18332795
>>18332795

>>18353740
do this

>>18353307
Working from home is pretty comfy, finish your shit by the end of the day and it leaves ample fun posting time

>>18353793
bullish

>>18353788
cheap fuel prices, workforce cuts, still delivering packages

>>18353747
Excellent, I hope you strike it rich. Make sure to go big or go home with your tiddies and stop back to post em after. Best of luck

>>18353820
no one cares about your shitty opinion post

>>18353796
It's time we accept that the Jews have invented a time machine and the market is currently reacting to some unknown event in 2022. The small stumble it took in late 2018 was the reaction to the current pandemic. It was already priced in.

>>18353802
So is the entire country shutting down and most people jobless the norm?

>>18353822
How do I short HRT?

>>18353849
seething

How do I short trannies, niggers and kikes? Is there a leveraged ETF on white man's anger?

>>18353849
>18 posts
get help bro

Sold all my SQQQ about 30 min ago and went in on SPY calls. The golden bull run is upon us.

>>18353769
Kek I love you based transanon

>>18353785
It'll most likely swing back to around 17-18ish, too early to tell, enjoy the swings.

>>18353794
Patrice O'Neal is the goat. Should be required listening for all males ages 16-21

>>18353853
the stock market is speculative, its reacting to whats about to come not whats happening. The crash accounted for what has happened, the market is correcting for whats coming. May 1 everyone is back at work

>>18353858
what is it about that little jew boy that makes me want to gas all kikes so badly?

>>18353864
Ok pack it up everyone bull ran over crash tomorrow

>>18353501

Someone should make a lewd of this meme with an anime girl getting dp'ed by two wolves

>>18353881
>May 1 everyone is back at work
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>18353838
Thank you anon, I will do it for (you).

>>18353858
o boi

>>18353785

https://zeihan.com/the-shattering-of-global-oil/

Best resource on the subject.

Short answer is: Yes. Oil will continue to drop until at least May. Negative prices all but guaranteed. Social breakdown in Venezuela, Iran, Iraq, Nigeria and the rest of the OPEC baboon farm economies.

Long Answer: American Oil is shit now but will rebound the fastest as it takes the least amount of onboarding time to bring back production compared to baboon farm economies described above.

SUV's and Hummers are back baby. Dirt cheap gas is on the horizon for as far as the eye can see.

accept it bears, switch sides before its too late, there is lots of upside

>>18353822
>schizophrenic
>HRT

like pottery

>>18353802
Absolutely delusional. I hope you lose everything in your faggot 5 figure account.

>>18353893
coping bobo

>>18353890
j*nnie will leave it up for an hour+ I bet

>>18353858

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders suspends 2020 presidential campaign
>BREAKING: Bernie Sanders suspends 2020 presidential campaign
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders suspends 2020 presidential campaign


AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

>>18353908
maybe if you're in a flyover thigs can open up. we're going to be mucking through this through June.

where my OOOOOOOOO posters at

>>18353904
american oil will never be profitable again lmao. delusional. saudis and russians will keep it under $15 forever.

>>18353858
What is the meaning of dilate? Expand is all I can find

I don't understand this extended rally, now it is seriously hurting my finances at this point. First 2 days okay, but now what the fuck. This is just absolute stupidity, oil is 5 bucks a barrel buying out of the market why the fuck is price going up and why are all the shitstocks still rallying.

>>18353890
>someone should fuel my continued degenerate furry behavior

No.

>ZM puts down because retard investors think its worth anything when Microsoft Teams is fucking free and not full of security holes

four more years

Bull time?
Bull time.

BUY PUTS NOW
ITS ABOUT TO DUMP

>>18353931

stop being a fucking retard and go long. you people disgust me

>>18353928
Welcome newfag

>>18353822
jesus fucking christ. see, the fucked up thing is that i have no problem at all with gay people. it's a brain defect that they have no control over and no way to cure, but they're still adults who can consent in the privacy of their own homes and as long as they aren't hurting anyone else i think it's fine.

when you get to the point of fucking with your body chemistry and mutilating your genitalia, that's where i draw the line of "no, you're just fucking crazy". transgender people are sick and should be treated as such instead of encouraged, it's disgusting. a gay guy isn't fucking with his hormones or cutting his dick off.

>>18353838
based, pay the tiddies toll and you will always be welcome

>>18353874
What should buy in this case..?

>>18353881
>May 1 everyone is back at work
How can you honestly believe this, will corona suddenly vanish in may 1?

>>18353928
Do not investigate further.

>Suspends his campaign
>Stocks rally
So this is the power of socialism?

>>18353950
>long
I seriously hope you’re at least like 90% cash at this point lmao

I'm the best at losing money. No one is better than me

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>>18353852
Your revelation of the reptilian time machine has already been priced in, and it wont disturb The Holy Market.

>>18353895
Are you keeping girl pp?

>>18353951
I have seen and used it many times but never bothered to find out what it means.
It usually is used in the tranny context

>>18353926
>american oil will never be profitable again
>delusional
Pot calling kettle black

>>18353904
I think they'll get just enough of a deal to avoid running out of storage, then oil will crab until demand goes back up. They know the stakes, it's just that there isn't demand to be profitable anyway.

>>18353955
faggots are pedo and deserve death

>>18353740
Cook your grocery bags

>>18353893
The free market gotta be littered with the bodies of patriots and watered with the blood of american freedom fighters. We will all be martyrs, and just like our fathers died on D-day storming nazi machinegun nests, so we will die working a double shift at Wallmart, a martyr's death for the greater glory of the Ameridollar and the stock market. Praise!

>>18353993
You know how hipsters with gauges (gaping earring holes in their earlobes) keep objects in the time prevent them from closing up? Imagine that, but for a fresh new boipussy. I’ll let you figure out the rest

>>18353889
I made these moves with strong Bog risk control measures, this is the real deal my man

>>18353881
What's coming is few people going back to work, end of unemployment benefits for the millions, mass evictions overloading the legal system, landlords and home owners being foreclosed on and nobody being able to afford to travel, go to restaurants or buy stupid shit. Flattening the curve means a LONGER duration of fear. The area under the curve must remain close to the same, as herd immunity is the only thing that can truly stop the spread. That means social distancing for months, and still around September we're going to get a round two. Historically, round two is more severe.
The market is retarded. It reacts strongly to novelty, and only lets reality sink in slowly. Sometimes reality takes a decade to sink in, as it did in 2008. The problems leading to that should have been obvious, but number go up wheee.
>Haha btfo bobo
I swing. I don't care if it goes up or down. I'm just saying it like it is.

>>18353990
Maybe
What do you think is better

Woo bull time.

>>18353926
Breakeven costs are $20 / barrel for American Shale. Saudi is 17-18 and they are losing money now to drive Russia and USA out of business. Big whoop.

The entirety of Saudi Oil production is in two major oil producing zones within Artillery range of Iran, their sworn enemy who hate them as much they hate them.

When a war breaks out (it will) Saudi Arabia will have no means of safely getting their oil to the market. Neither will Iran. They have no Navy and neither does Iran.

America does. There is no conceivable event in the next 100 years where a foreign enemy can blockade the Gulf shipchannel area of the USA. Russia depends entirely on pipelines and the Black Sea which has to funnel through the Bosphorus in Turkey who is not exactly an honorable country right now.

One war in the middle east is all that it will take. America is pulling out of the middle east entirely. Place your long term bets accordingly.

>>18354157
>Breakeven costs are $20 / barrel for American Shale. Saudi is 17-18

You're looking at cost of extraction, which isn't the full story. SA needs oil higher to balance their budget. US producers need oil higher to service debt payments.

>>18353890
(You) in the middle.

>>18354152
>acb
kys

>>18353225
paths of glory

>>18353589
time to raise prices

>>18353382
SNSS anon no one is buying your shit bags.

>>18353241
I hate the priced in meme. As for decoupling from reality the market isn't responding to negative news by dumping but rather pumping on negative news which is ridicoulous. I don't watch stocks as much anymore, it's pretty tiresome. If we really are in a recession as some big source said we'll likely trend downwards monthly even with the current pump.

>>18353609
>that gif
mice ides

>>18353928
skip it
it's disgusting

>>18353382
Everyone is curing cancer, and snss is basically the worst at it.
Snss won't prove shit because they're the definition of incompetent demagogues.

>>18353928
The body wants to heal the necrotic meat cavern those men get in place of their dick, so they need to keep opening up the festering wound so they can continue to larp as women.