/biz/ - Business & Finance

Up or down today boys

>up +200% on brent oil short
should i sell or will brent crash further

I love cunny

>>18351112
Up in the morning, down in the afternoon, like yesterday.

The mother of all liquidity crunches is around the corner. In Q2, US jobless claims will be 5 to 10x greater than any quarter over the previous 50 years. Retailers and restaurants in Malls and on high streets are often private equity owned and will be unable to pay leases (as private equity has stripped them of their property assets). Both the demand and supply side is going south for many sectors. This equity rally is a temporary relapse into central bank fueled insanity.

Face it /biz/, the nothingburger has been confirmed. The V shaped recovery is imminent. Get in while you still can.

>>18351112
Up for no discernible reason until around 1000 and then down

Is there anything cheap atm besides RIETs? i need something to 5x in 6 months.

>>18351113
let me check what my crystal sphere says... oh no

posting in a gay thread

How much is Boeing going up today, bros?

>>18351145
fag

>10 year yield is getting lower because more money is going out of the market and into the safe haven of bonds.

What did they mean by this?

>Up 200 points
Incredible

>>18351113
unless you have inside information on the results of the OPEC talks I'd sell

>>18351115
Stop pretending faggot.

>>18351135
Don’t fuck with REITs now bro, half of them will be gone this time next year.

>>18351135
>need something to 5x in 6 months

>>18351156
you dont know what you are talking about.
neck yourself

if oil begins to moon, where is the best place to be? whenever i see that ramp i hop onto UCO but i feel like i could be hopping onto something stronger

First

>>18351115
This is bullish for cunny but bearish for SPX.

>>18351167
not IVR and I am up 50% on it.

>>18351172
>I need a 5x
Sounds like you have no clue what you are talking about poorfag, fuck off.

>>18351170
lmao, dont mean it literally but what is something that is still down like 40-60% from ath? i feel like i missed the dip on 3/14 with all the actual companies.

Do you guys think that stem cell biotech gonna create a lot of hype in the next decade? Immagine crypto thing but on biotech.
So which stonks would you suggest?

No banks no boomer reits. I am not rich like you guys hihihihihihihi
(summer child here)

>>18351184
This is so fucking true.

SQQQLDIERS HOW WE HOLDIN UP

>>18351135
>I need something to 5x
deluded bullnigger detected
ngmi

>>18351204
Just buy lottery tickets like a responsible adult instead of throwing your money away

>>18351199
you dont even know how bonds work you fucking moron.

>>18351204
yes, same as in the last decade. and the one before that. and the one before that.
lot's of hype and most likely not much else.

>>18351214
you guys taking my 5x comment way to seriously.
t.anon that bought reits on monday

>>18351159
>as i posted it both started to dump real hard
i need +1000% of this shit to retire

When the fuck are we getting our Trumpbux?

>>18351167
Why is this?

>>18351135
In 6 months we'll be fighting in the streets for food.

>>18351120
Lol

>>18351250
why is that?

>>18351135
I'm working on a spreadsheet for REITs to compare their exposure to retail and malls as well as their P/E and yield.

Are we getting back to 270 today? Need to unload these FOMO calls I'm deeply regretting

Alright let’s have a good thread this time. ZOGs, Shills, Subversions OUT

Tesla mooning on bad news again

>>18351233
Oil won't go to 0 though...

>>18351266
IVR and ABR are my picks

>>18351277
just need it back at 21<

>>18351270
The market was up 10% in two days.... what the fuck were you expecting?

Friendly reminder that stocks will never reach the pre-coronavirus ATH because companies are not allowed to buyback their own stock with the stimulus monies.

>>18351276
Ahhhh shit my put is going to be hurting today

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2020/04/07/illinois-mayor-who-sent-cops-to-break-up-banned-party-finds-wife-there/

>>18351293
doesn't mean they wont recover next year.

>>18351115

>>18351293
Inflation finds a way.

this motherfucker on cnbc trying to put us all on mandatory vaccinations and implantable tracking chips needs to fucking die

>>18351293
>zero interest
>unlimited QE
>boomer 401ks now in play
Stawks are fucking mooning when half of them aren't even producing anything. Imagine when good news starts to cycle.

>>18351311
Friedman is the worse. Guy has been a hack his whole career

>>18351184
Based

>>18351311
>NOOOOOOOO you can't help retards against their will that's AUTHORITARIAN

I got impatient and bought more gold today at 1650. How fucked am I?

>>18351318
hey moron, why don't vaccines contain mercury anymore?

>>18351250
>>18351264
>doomer
In 6 months, we'll all be back at our jobs, the market will be back at ATHs and it will be like nCoV never happened. screencap this

>>18351264
because his puts are so far down that it's the only way he can get back in the green

>>18351311
I’ll go rogue. I’m never getting chipped alive and taking the mark of the beast of my free will.

>>18351135
Abeo will do a 2-3x until summer.
That's the best I have right now.

>>18351318
>trying to justify doing anything against someones will
We will rope you first commie, we wont ask either.

>>18351327
>and it will be like nCoV never happened.
My bet is on governments forcing people to wear masks once the production is sufficient.

>>18351120
>US jobless claims will be 5 to 10x greater than any quarter over the previous 50 years.
yeah we know, everyone has known.

>>18351311
Doesn't the constitution safeguarf ur freedumbs?

>>18332795
Was this post prophetic?

>>18351327
I'm still trying to figure out how something that never existed managed to scapegoat for the economic slowdown in the first place.

>analysing one sector
>find a company that has only just started turning a profit as of last year
>been around for 13+ years
>share price has gone up 1400% over the last 3 years, when it was still unprofitable
>once it records its first positive EPS, it dumps and has been dumping ever since
>had one mildly negative quarter due to paying off a shit tonne of debt and restructuring through a new credit facility
>keeps dumping

what a big fat meme

>>18351335
I like JWN better has a better p/e ratio and Stacy's guarantee

we gunna see blood in the streets today guys?

>>18351311
>vaccinations

lol imagine falling for the medical jew, Morphine (founded by based German) and Penicillin (founded by based Scot) are the only medicine you should ever put in your body, everything else is extremely jewish and gay

>>18351118
So buy in the end of the day
Sell at the end?

>>18351342
"shit's going up because it's going to go down"

shit goes up:
>prophecy!

shit goes down:
>prophecy!

yes. it was prophetic in the 21st century use of the word

>>18351281
>EV/revenue
>EV/EBITDA

are these common metrics used for analysing REITs? also what makes your picks attractive in comparison to the rest of the sector?

Is there a european version of Regulation SHO?

>>18351184
funny and true

>>18351359
actually morphine was founded by papaver somniferum

>>18351338
Could happen in bigger cities like NY that have a bigger potential for reinfection but not across the entirety of the U.S.
>>18351343
Jews, man, Jews.

Why are fags predicting mass dumping today? Are any industries or companies safe from this?

>>18351353
Buy abeo and shut up

What are some undervalued stocks right now?

why is wsb private this time

>>18351387
literally all of them herbert, remember that 30% drop in February?

>>18351384
i've been predicting doom and gloom knowing full well the bottom is in. i want to strengthen the resolve of the bears so they lose more money

>>18351390
Mod wanted to sell wsb to a scammy trading group. Got banned by admin

>>18351281
>IVR and ABR
Holding CONN atm, thoughts on it?

>>18351387
Luckin Coffee, I've just increased my position. Excellent value play.

>>18351348
what's the company?

>>18351399
big brain play. if there are no bears left then the bull run never ends.

>>18351404
>t. Chang

When does the market open?

>>18351318
>not letting retards off themselves as darwin intended

>>18351311
>No, not my heckin anti-vaxarino! Don’t you know I’m scared of needles-dino! That’s why I got autism-shnino!

>>18351387
CHK

>>18351413
What is wrong with you

>>18351431
I am new

>>18351404
Unironically true because a lawsuit is starting, which is almost guaranteed to make the price skyrocket.

someone just bought 1000 shares of soxl

>>18351120
This is all known by everyone, and as such it is being priced in. Smarter people than you have known this for longer than you with their many connections (more than yours), and they keep buying and the price keeps going up, because they see farther than you.
You will remain a poor person all your life, buying the news and selling the rumor, instead of the other way around.

>>18351435
google it

>>18351404

>>18351435
They NYSE has been closed for weeks. No plans have been made on reopening it. If I had to guess I would say before May the 8th.

>>18351439
>tfw already went all in on Boeing

Nice cope, faggot. I'll be laughing my way to the bank today.

>>18351404
This shit absolutely fucked my ass when it dropped. I guess I’m
Happy it got delisted. But I want my 4K back

>>18351405
champion iron limited. im guessing the drop in iron ore price and the increase in freight costs is what is deterring people from this company

>>18351325
Why don't they, isn't mercury good for you ?

why would anybody prioritize growth stocks right now when bluechips are on sale, you basically get growth stock gains when the market recovers and then you get divvies on top of that.

Naturally im no saying ONLY go for bluechips, but cheap blues should be your main goal in this yes? Like KO, i bought in at 43 and its gonna rise back to 50's in future, but i also get divvy?

But say you are focusing on AMD, AMD barely dropped during this so you arent getting long term value. But with KO, LMT, C you are getting cheapies + divvies.

IDK growth stocks just feel stupid right now

>>18351325
>mercury doesn't give you superpowers

>>18351404
I got FUCKED with NIO never again fuck the chinks they earn the kungflu touching them is like touching penny stocks

>>18351444
checked and this.
why is it that new frens don't know how to use $GOOG

Looks like today is going to be bright green. Bobo can't catch a break

nice depression bears
>the green depression

>>18351493
based and bvllpilled

>tfw tinderthots are too scared to meet up irl right now

>>18351493
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18351507
Funny, I'm not having that issue

>>18351507
tell them youve already had CV and your immunity is contagious

>if i wasn't away from home working I woulda been able to camp Valorant streams and sell Valorant beta accounts for $400 a pop

sucks to travel for work 75% of the year

>>18351517
>t. lives in bumbfuck nowhere

Some of us actually live in important cities, where the risk of spreading the Chinese virus is real, anon.

>>18351457
What were you thinking when you bought LK?

>>18351398
>record P/E ratios
>significant overvalued by buffet indicator
>undervalued
dumbass retail nigger

>>18351534
I live in New York myself and I'm not having any issues with tinderthots being reluctant to come over, though.

>>18351534
he might not even have the app installed, or simply doesnt care

>>18351534
>important cities
If those cities were so important than why is everybody stuck at home while the farmers and truckers are all still working like nothing fucking happened?

Pick a stock and I'll post a swing trade on it.

>>18351493
depressions take longer than a month to play out simpleton

>>18351534
apparently they dont teach you how to properly use commas in "important cities"

>>18351543
Imagine judging the 21st century economy by 20th century indicators

>>18351387
INN, TTI, DLTR, IVR

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY LUCKIN DOLLERINOS

>>18351543
do people still use P/E as a metric though?

>>18351534
>overcrowded crime and disease factories
>important
t. liberal politician

>>18351384
Did you just see the gains over the last two days? It'll dump and then happen again. These faggots are just now getting a taste of what crypto is like and they enjoy the swings

>>18351550
I mean I'll do a swing trade on it while I post the entire trade.

>>18351135
BA, Oil (especially midstream like EPD, ET, MMP and shale like FANG), Hotels, Airlines, Travel

>>18351550
how about you swing from a rope tripfag

>>18351556
>TECHNOLOGY AND SHIET IS GONNA SAVE US ALL
>DEBT DOESN'T MATTER
go consoom somewhere else you estrogen pumped imbecile

>>18351565
When is the peak time to dump, around 10:00 AM?

>>18351534
Its clear with everyone working remote that most cities arent actually needed. Everyone can work from anywhere.

>>18351404
>>18351457
>>18351480
welcome to the JUST club

>>18351569
Do you not want easy money? or at least see how fucking easy it is.

>>18351423
I'm really on the fence about CHK. I don't think they have a future

>>18351544
Really what part? I live in Williamsburg and have gotten a ton of matches last few weeks, but no bites

>>18351572
I wasn't talking about some abstract "technology", retard, I was talking about the shift in our economic system from smaller, local businesses to being dominated by large conglomerates

>>18351572
ur probably the same nigger with the Great Depression chart

"GUYS LOOK ITS HAPPENIGN AGAIN bROS ITS THE SAME LINEEEEEE"

Corona's a nothingburger retard, the USD is too big to fail

>>18351569
I'm only tripfagging for the duration of the trade.

Johnson & Johnson (JNJ) vs Novartis AG (NVS) for HODL?

there won't be a deal because they know US is just printing money and propping market. so there is no reason for there to be a deal.

I’m scared bobros, my SPY 257 puts expire today

>>18351594
divvy anon likes JNJ so probably that

>>18351478
I'm going 50/50 on Raytheon and PLAY

>>18351590
>I was talking about the shift in our economic system from smaller, local businesses to being dominated by large conglomerates
cause that totally explains why P/E ratios are now invalid

>>18351591
>literally "DEBT DOESN'T MATTER"
kill yourself retard

>>18351534
>Some of us actually live in important cities

>>18351612
uh oh

>>18351156
Bond returns are set. I.E. you spend $1000 for a 10 year and get $1100 back. However, after a year, you might decide to sell that bond to someone else. If they feel they can get more than $90 on their $900 in the stock market, you gotta lower the price you sell at. Maybe you sell to them at $800 instead, a $100 discount. Now the $90 they would get is an 11.2% return, not a 10% return.

>>18351612
What’s your break even?

>>18351534
doesnt make you important

>>18351550
boeing

we were too cocky bears

>cheapies!
>buy the dip
>this is the bottom!

>>18351459
and that noone will need steel/iron in the economic conditions we are entering

We weren't cocky enough bullbros

>>18351622
How can debt matter when money isn't even real you retarded nigger

do I write calls or puts for anime?

>>18351642
It's in a strong uptrend, won't likely to swing within the day. Pick something else.

>>18351657
why come to this thread if you don't talk about stocks? like seriously you are just wasting your time.

It’s getting choppy out there. Is a storm coming?

>>18351439
Did you not hear about the fed essentially buying all this shit up and preventing a harder crash for now? We have news articles saying how we should all keep buying now but it seems like we are riding on a bubble none of us know when is gonna pop. Nobody has any solid idea of when a lot of this shit is gonna go back to normal, so we don't even have a real understanding of how much money is being lost right now. And with many thinking a recession is imminent, we are not going to be in a bull market beyond this weird half inflated bubble we're in.

And i am not even a bearfag.

>>18351666
>How can debt matter
HAHAHAHHA THIS IS HOW RETARDED BULLS UNIRONICALLY ARE

>NOOOOOOOO THE COMMON COLD IS MURDERING BASKETBALL AMERICANS, FAT PEOPLE AND ALZHEIMER'S PATIENTS!!!! WHY ISN'T THE STOCK TANKING ANYMORE?!?!?

>>18351679
wish the conspiratards were correct for once and the government hauled all them into FEMA camps to be exterminated

>>18351156
It means that Bobo will win, but when?

>>18351630
I paid $40 for all four contracts though

>>18351404
Just went on 10k for the long haul bros. z hope that offsets the sqqq been holding.

wsb is back

>>18351681
The dollar is backed by the USA navy, not the USA work force. Printer goes brrrr, the inflation is exported to the whole planet due to the petrol trade, and the USA stays rich. Your bubble never burst when you are the monopolist in the world's most sought after good that everyone needs at all times - american dollars. Nobody else produces them, everyone else buys them. Economics 101.

>>18351185
Prepare to lose your money retard

>>18351675
tesla

>>18351706
Unironically this. Buy LMT GD RTX HII

>>18351635
>>18351698

>>18351705
Finally, fuck this dumb forum, I'm out

>>18351489
It's going to crab like normal

>>18351200
ETFs are still cheapies for the most part, compared to their 6-month high, they're all at 40-60% range. You can wait, I'm still bearish with the earnings coming out.

>>18351661
iron ore seems to have fared better than most commodities with the exception of gold. just about everything else is in the shitter. i might have to give the mining sector a skip until commodities show some sign of recovering

What’s the price target for RTX?

>>18351706
>the inflation is exported to the whole planet due to the petrol trade
so you ACTUALLY believe they are going to willingly accept dollars forever
>b-b-but the navy will make them accept dollars
HHAAHAHAHA HOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU BE

>why come to this thread if you don't talk about stocks? like seriously you are just wasting your time.

>>18351707
how I already sold half now that I doubled up. I can only profit or break even at this point.

>>18351716
stay out and take the t_d niggers with you

>>18351706
but that won't last (the period of inflation as usual), will it? The dollars that other countries are hoarding will come back when their domestic economies start up again. We could see a huge flow of dollars back onshore, no?

>ahhhh that fourth *sips* coffee of the day

>>18351727
$3.5

>futures mooning

LIMIT UP OPEN

>>18351579
Any good ideas for today swingbro?

What if Lockheed Martin goes back to making commercial airliners?
Also I learned that McDonnell Douglas bought out Boeing and took its name to clear its toxic reputation after the DC-10.

>>18351534
Cities only consume. Wish escape NY occurred so you can grow your food in rooftops lmao

>>18351728
>>b-b-but the navy will make them accept dollars
Yes.

>>18351734
>>18351728
>it wont last
It will last for years and maybe decades more. I am not investing for 50 years in the future, I am investing for the next 5. It will last that long.

>he missed the bottom

>>18351756
Boeing right now is a zombie reincarnation of MD. They’re up to the same shit that caused MD to fail.

>my prediction

Quck open pump, quick dump, repump until 1PM, slow dump down to even at close. Just like yesterday

>>18351708
Alright, I can work with this.

>>18351589
I've stayed off it for this reason, i have no intention of increasing my thotchat numbers with ever decreasing cock movements.

>>18351706
We've had other economic issues since being a world power. 2008 wasn't that long ago.

Looks like Talend and Iqiyi are 2 more Chinese short seller targets. Feels good seeing the house of cards begin to fall apart.

>>18351771
Yea I can see it

>>18351318
>I’m from the government and I’m here to help

>VIX at 45 and trending down
Yeah, this nothingburger is cancelled. Should've loaded up at the bottom on boomerstoxxx like I did.

So if a day is Up, Down, Up, Down, Break even
is that a crab day as well?

Or is a crab day strictly little to no price movement?

>>18351727
$13 when it first converted

>>18351778
And 2008 was exported to the whole planet, so it was shared among so many countries, it ended up not being catastrophic. The only part that couldn't be exported was the housing sector, that had to be bought out with inflation (which was exported itself), so it took a while and there were some casualties. The system still worked. Printer go brrrr, and the inflation tax is paid by the rest of the world.

>>18351785
What does this mean? How can i profit from this info?

>>18351563
Anon, its one of the most important metrics. Assuming you are an investor instead of a trader.

Tesla is furloughing its employees. Expect the stock to go up 20% today.

>>18351756
Convert starlifter to airliner.

>>18351135
6 months not much but I'm all in on Delta, Spirit Airlines, and Carnival. The prices are so low everyone will print.

>>18351764
>Yes.
you naive little child. all the countries in the world would turn on america if it tried to use its military for blatant conquest like that as public opinion of america would plummet

Is there a good bearish ETF that I can safely hold over the weekends? Are all inverse ETF problematic or only the leveraged ones for holding over several days? I suppose VIX is also not very good for holding multiple days. Any ideas? I would safe my funds over the easter weekend, it's getting too hot for me. Cash is plan B, if nothing else makes sense.
(sorry repost from dead thread)

>>18351811
getting rid of useless employees = more money in pocket = better earnings :)

>>18351811
Why is this bullish?

>>18351792
>the economy will be saved forever and ever if the pin goes away!

>>18351694
This, except I hope they take away the bulls as well

>>18351311
>he thinks he's not already chipped
You're already autistic to boot so what do you have to fear anyways

>>18351811
bullish

>>18351830
Less negative cash flows.

>>18351821
>if it tried
It has been doing it for decades, you naive little child.
Even today, the only way to move oil around is with a tanker. And the only way to sail a tanker is if you pay insurance. And the only guy selling insurance is the USA. In dollars. Your tanker has no insurance? It is confiscated, because it might be illegal Iran oil ;^)
The USA navy is literally conducting piracy as we speak, and you have to pay for your exemption from piracy. And the oil itself has to be traded in dollars, OR ELSE. See Iraq, Libya.

>>18351848
>It has been doing it for decades, you naive little child.
false and you are retarded
>See Iraq, Libya.
yes those are shitskin nations that the public does not care about. see what happens when the united states starts aggressing against the eurozone

>>18351679
>the deep state hates opposes and blames president trump for cynical political purposes
>they’re also going to somehow force him to declare martial law for cynical political purposes
???

Lmao cruise lines are up today, the stock market really is a speculative shitcoin with no underlying value lmao

>>18351795
Why such a low price? Thats a big drop even taking into effect the merge.

>>18351848
american businessmen unironically the biggest brains on the planet

https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/health/record-142-new-covid-19-cases-in-spore-indian-national-later-confirmed-to-have
More bullish news

>>18351689
this fucking this

Why is the stock market going up when black people are dying.

>>18351807
AMD doesnt seem to give a shit about it

>>18351811
is this legit advice or nah

>>18351858
The EU is buying tanker insurance from the USA, because its the USA navy guaranteeing its safe passage. The EU is a customer, not a competitor.

>>18351862
Saudis just funded CCL. Not surprising

>>18351821
>you naive little child. all the countries in the world would turn on america if it tried to use its military for blatant conquest like that as public opinion of america would plummet
Every other countries military is literally supplied with the US though. Germany, France, etc all buy US jets and equipment. The ones who dont buy from Russia and get stuff that falls apart. Cant oppose us when we give you the weapons.

>>18351876
Tesla already announced earlier they have billions of cash to make it through the crisis, I don't know if this news will move the needle. But its real news, the letter was released in public.

>>18351550
NTDOY

>>18351877
The EU gets a lot of its oil piped from Russia I don't know why you think America's hegemony is predicated on oil tanker insurance.

>>18351848
>NORDSTREAM

>>18351817
80% flight cuts here

USA markets are going to BOOM lads and drag the crabbing euro Markets up

>still replying to the /v/ nigger

just stop bros...its retarded

>>18351888
>>18351892
>eurangutans dont know the difference between gas and oil

>>18351884
and this has anything to do with what i said... how?

>>18351877
>The EU is a customer, not a competitor.
no shit? good lord do i have to spell out your own point for you? you said the united states would force other nations to accept its funny money with their navy IE military conquest. god youre all so fucking stupid

>investing in cruises
I thought the industry was fucked + no stimulus.

oil going to pump or dump at open? had a 5% rise and fall overnight

>>18351888
People with little grasp of a situation like to pick one thing they understand and use it to explain everything. It's easier than understanding a full picture. It's like people that preach eating high dose vitamins for every illness, they probably heard eating vitamins was good when they were a kid and they don't want to learn biology

>>18351902
>and this has anything to do with what i said... how?
You said the world would turn on the usa. Cant turn on the USA when you dont have weapons to do it. Not that hard to figure out bud.

>>18351902
>nato contributions are in dollars
>tanker insurances are in dollars
>usa weapons are in dollars
>dollars that the usa produces, and the eu buys
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>evropean independence

>>18351811
>Expect the stock to go up 20% today.
so a normal day

>flat white
>Cappuccino

>>18351887
>NTDOY
Strong uptrend, pull back to around 48-49ish but it'll keep going up.

>>18351906
not even my crystal ball can predict that one. You'll have to ask Putin and MBS.

>>18351914
>Cant turn on the USA when you dont have weapons to do it.
Yes, you can, fucking moron. Holy shit this level of blind delusional boomer optimism in the united states.

>>18351921
it's near 18 year lows i can't imagine it going lower no matter what

>>18351879
Pissed that it hit my stoploss yesterday during the dump and went right back up after

>>18351904
Yeah man, the cruise industry is canceled senpai, over its just over senpai. Once the coronavirus is over NO ONE is ever GOING ON A CRUISE AGAIN. Why would anyone ever invest IN THE ONLY WAY THAT POOR PEOPLE CAN AFFORD TO TRAVEL?? HAHA no cruises are fucking #canceled anyone buying these former 100-200 dollar stocks for 8 dollars a share is fucking #canceled.

There probably will never be another cruise again starting today

MBS here. You stupid Americans believe everything we say. OPEC has been a farce since the 90's. Oil is going to $10.

>>18351915
>and the eu buys
yes, for now. that's the whole point you utter simpleton. they don't have to accept dollars forever.

>>18351919
Onions is pretty useful these days. You don't have to make food.

how are we opening bros?

What's a good swing trade for easy money today???

>>18351934
>cruises
>the only way that poor people can travel
bros what the fuck is this schizo talking about

>>18351939
Yes, you do, you muppet. No dollars, no global trade. Your ships would get tragically lost at sea without dollars, and there's nothing you limp dicks can do about it.

>>18351939
We would see serious strife, war and famine before the EU starts rejecting USD, fucking retard LARPing doomer.

>>18351951
Thank you for your service.

>>18351947
Up, but also down.

>>18351828
DOG

>>18351950
go back to wsb faggot

>>18351821
Fuck around and find out. America isnt going away in your lifetime, despite what seething Europoors and India superpower 2025 pajeets have to say.

*coof*

>>18351934
>IN THE ONLY WAY THAT POOR PEOPLE CAN AFFORD TO TRAVEL?
What?
I always hated the idea of cruises.
How cheap was it to go on a cruise?
You can travel to other countries for like a month and all things included is like 3k-5k

>>18351962
You're welcome, citizen. I do it for the glory of the US Dollar.

>>18351968
No.

>>18351951
>No dollars, no global trade
False. All the countries in the world could decide to stop accepting dollars tomorrow. You are basing this blind delusion off of literally nothing except your own wishful thinking. You just keep saying they have to accept dollars as if it's some kind of law of nature.

>>18351954
>>18351939
The Europoor is finally realizing that the USA is superior in every way. lmao

>>18351950
bruh the point is that cruises are canceled, there will never be another cruise. Its like burning your money buying these stocks whos value has dropped 100s of dollars per share because of the flu. People just arent ever cruising again senpai

>>18351926
The American navy is the only thing that allows for modern international trade

this dude is trolling stop giving him (you)'s retards

>>18351954
>We would see serious strife, war and famine before the EU starts rejecting USD
no shit. and you think these things are impossible why?

>>18351934
unironically yes

>>18351976
All the countries in the world combined have a weaker navy than the USA, retard. And we can't even unite to make a vaccine, let alone to wage a war.
Your blind delusion of independence is based on nothing but your own wishful thinking. You keep saying you can quit your dollar addiction any time you want, and then you go back to the dealer and ask for one more dose, mister, I'll pay with a blowjob, please man, I need my hit, I need my hit maaaaaaaan I'll suck your dick maaaaaaan

Friendly reminder

>>18351989
So without the united states international trade could never ever ever happen

>>18351967
>DOG
Is it advisable to hold these inverse ETFs over multiple days? Or is there a similar technical problem like with leveraged ones.

>>18351989
Just hire somali lightbulbs to patrol.

Some of you bears are alright. Close your shorts at the opening bell today.

>>18351989
>Saudi's start giving the US guff over oil
>US withdraws its protection
>Ambitious oil speculators start literally pirating undefended oil tankers

Oh we're driving the price of oil up, one way or another

>>18351996
>All the countries in the world combined have a weaker navy than the USA
imagine being so much of a dumbfuck with such blind optimism for your own country that you actually believe this. i will happily admit defeat if you can prove even just this point, but since you aren't going to because you can't i'm going to continue knowing that you are a dumb monkey

>>18352005
or maybe to ask differently. In case I loose out, can I basically safely hold it until prices drop again down bellow to current levels? Even if I have to wait a couple of months / years? Or will it kind of loose money over time?

>>18352004
Not on terms you would like unless your name is Chang Zhang or you happen to be a Somalian pirate

>>18351413
>>18351435

Pajeet level 10 00%

>>18351976
>False. All the countries in the world could decide to stop accepting dollars tomorrow
Then why havent they? Why give control of their currency to the US by using it as a reserve currency?

>>18352005
same problem regrettably, granted less magnified.

>>18352005
Nah you’ll be fine. Just remember markets wanna go up.

>>18352005
Ask all the winners that made bank with sqqq

>>18351435
Buy as much Luckin stock as you can afford today, just trust me

>>18352016
Holy fuck imagine being this much of a smoothbrain, did you know the second most powerful Air Force in the world is the US navy? Fucking mongoloid

>>18352025
lmao

>>18352017
less decay. It's fine imo.

>>18352016
>blind optimism
Literally counting boats.

>>18352005
>Is it advisable to hold these inverse ETFs over multiple days?
Days yes, weeks no.

>>18352031
autsch

>>18352026
Because we have the Jews, and they’ll fuck your country up if you don’t use the US dollar.

Thanks based Jews for the free money

all in on SCO
will i be rich or poor in 30 seconds

>>18352039
for all the newfriends lurking here the second this image is posted you know that you are speaking with a troll and this is bait

>>18351829
normally this is true but Teslas biggest problem is meeting demand.

>>18352026
>something hasn't happened yet
>therefore it will never happen
brilliant boomer bulltard logic imbecile. the united states has not even begun to collapse yet, but that doesn't mean it's not going to. foreign nations are already positioning themselves accordingly and are making agreements to stop using the dollar as an intermediary currency and trade amongst themselves

>>18352039
>b-but usa bad! orange man bad!
>>18352016
fucking retarded europoor

remember to consoom today

>>18352055
poor

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

>>18352039
>>18352044
>The US has more carriers therefore it has the strongest navy
thanks for proving how inferior you are to me and how wrong you are

@18351976
LOL no. That would literally cause a complete global economic shutdown. kys
>>18351984
Why is it that Europeans have such inflated self-worth? Why can't they understand that worth only comes from being the U.S.'s closest ally?
@18351992
(You) are either completely fucking devoid of intelligence or trolling. Either way make a tripcode so I can filter you faggot

>>18352064
luxury soup

>>18351904
Saudis bought 8% of carnival the other day. Its not gonna die.

Based Jim endorsing nazbol

>>18352062
I am an american patriot. Far more than any of you fags will ever be. The founding fathers would be rolling in their graves if they knew what sickening shit you imbeciles were defending.

back to crab market

>>18352057
He’s not wrong though. Our armed forces could take on everyone else.

>>18352055
SCO calls are cheap AF gonna grab some and hope for the best.

>>18352078
how many carriers does your literal who puppet state have?

>another green day

so this shit really is priced in huh

>>18351938
Fuck i hope so lad. They rescheduled the meeting for the day my oil puts expire. It expires at the end of the expiry date, correct?

>>18351107
recommend me a free charting desktop based software /biz/

>>18352093
thats not the first argument you made

>>18351984
Imagine that soft butt gently smothering your face

Short at..

>>18352106
Did you not pay attention? We've been saying it's priced in for the past two weeks.

>>18352103
see >>18352089

>>18352085
>buy enough that if you cash out the price drops dramatically
>boomers invest thinking its a good investment at cheapsies
>saudi sell off stock as they flood market with oil
>markets clown green

derp

>>18352106
It's early yet, fren.

>>18352106
trump dying live on tv would get instantly priced in

well this thread went downhill fucking fast. its almost like when the burgers wake up everything goes to shit

>>18352106
Green open, not day.

>>18352129
rent free

>https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-retired-nypd-sergeant-dead-on-street-20200407-mpi5qghzargk5hiybixbfm23pu-story.html
>A retired NYPD sergeant left an Upper East Side hospital after he was diagnosed with COVID-19 — and was found dead about an hour later on the street outside, police sources said Tuesday
>Yon Chang, 56, was at Lenox Hill Hospital early Tuesday and told an NYPD cop there he had just been diagnosed with the potentially deadly coronavirus.
>He left a short time later only to collapse nearby, on the traffic island at Park Ave. and E. 77th St., about 6:05 a.m. He died at the scene.
>Chang started feeling like he was coming down with a cold about five days ago, and worried relatives had urged him to stay home, his family said.
>"We can’t speak. This is a very difficult time. Please respect our family’s privacy,” Chang’s brother told the Daily News at the family’s Queens home Tuesday.
>“It’s tragic. We extend our sympathy to his family,” said Ed Mullins, the president of the Sergeants Benevolent Association. “It’s almost like a science-fiction movie. This isn’t ending, and the impact of coronavirus is hitting the people who are closest to us.”


is this bullish? also
>chang

>>18352129
OBSESSED

>>18352128
The CNN and MSNBC live celebration would be interesting to watch.

>>18352106

>>18352089
>I am an american patriot
>I am an american patriot because I know the US is going to collapse and the world will turn on us.
Yeah real patriot im sure.

>>18351951
What about China and Russia? They would jump at that opportunity so we can't fuck the rest of the world over too much.
>Hurr hurr we could beat both of them easily
Not the point, if we're talking insurance and guaranteeing safety at sea both of those nations are more than capable of providing these services. The U.S threatening people would only reinforce the break.

>>18352159
>>Hurr hurr we could beat both of them easily
>Not the point
Yes the point. We could beat them easily, and THEY KNOW IT. So they won't jump in. This isn't a video game, they aren't suicidal zombies.

>>18352106
we'll see if it loses momentum over the day, yesterday started green and closed red

>>18352137
Sum ting Wong

>>18352155
So you actually believe that unless you have unrealistic optimism for your own country you cant be a patriot? I would be as optimistic as you are if we actually followed the principles laid out by the founding fathers, but since we're basically another cucked euro state the country is going to collapse.

>>18352159
>if we're talking insurance and guaranteeing safety at sea both of those nations are more than capable of providing these services.

>>18352078
>???
Are you a retard my dude?

>>18352175
Kek

>>18352177
>unrealistic optimism
Its not unrealistic optimism when we count the number of carriers and determine that the oceans of the world belong to the USA. Thats not optimism thats reality.

>>18352015
Trump loves Saudi Arabia because Saudi Arabia plays Zionist ball. That's not going to happen.

>>18352155
protip you insufferable faggot: i have faith in the american people, not the american government, but its the government that is going to cause the collapse of our nation.

>>18352137
>Gooks collapsing
why can't they handle their corona virus like a man?

>>18352117
Close and buy at.

>this many /biz/tards dont understand how the world works

stick to staring at meme lines retards, the global political stage is too much for you

>>18352194
I think he is trolling at this point. only chinks and slavs are this dumb

>>18352159
Both of those countries lack in force projection. China is much more interested in its regional ambitions in the ocean for now, and the Russian navy is in a sorry state. The US is both willing and able to police shipping.

>no good news
>market rockets up yesterday
>we bulls now
>ends up closing red
>still no good news
>we bears now
>10 million people don't have a fucking job
>market opens positive today
>we bulls now
>komm_susser_tod.mp3
>we bears now
can the fucking line just pick a direction and go with it already? Up or down, I don't even give a shit anymore, I'm just tired and want off the clown car and a return to something even resembling something that makes some kind of logical sense for at least a week

>>18352185
??? the post in question said the entire world's navy combined was weaker than the united states?? are you retarded? cant read, little retard?

>>18352194
1. having the strongest military in the world doesnt mean you can do whatever you want
2. our military is not stronger than the rest of the world's combined
3. even if it were, it would be completely useless if we could not even pay our servicemen

you all are so fucking stupid it's sickening

>>18352211
what stock is that? TSLA?

>>18352215
The global political stage is:
>Europe committed suicide in the 20th century
>The USSR lost the war
>China hasn't grown up yet
>USA is the only world power and can do whatever it wants
The US Dollar is powered by the US navy, which can blackmail whoever it wants into buying said dollar at whatever price is specified. Or else.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STAWWWKS CAN'T GO UP 97 YEAR OLD DEMENTIA PATIENTS WITH ALZHEIMER'S ARE DYING IN NURSING HOMES

new thread

>>18352229

>>18352229

>>18352229

>>18352117
>>18352211
>no time axis
>no ticker symbol
>unironically uses heikin ashi
>assuming those big ass green candles are the result of a gap with no pre-market data being included

anon what the fuck am i looking at here.

>>18352211
Which indicators are those?

>>18352223
>having the strongest military in the world doesnt mean you can do whatever you want
Yes it does actually. Who will stop us?
>our military is not stronger than the rest of the world's combined
Yes it is, most nations cant even fund their own military industry they are so poor. Dont even need to count nukes.
>even if it were, it would be completely useless if we could not even pay our servicemen
Servicemen arent accepting Euros or whatever else shitcurrency there is. They accept USD.

Bought my first option today, I see how this is like gambling now. See you in the gutter with a needle in my arm

>>18352179
You think the 2nd and 3rd biggest countries in the world couldnt protect some tankers from pirates to destroy U.S control of international trade? People would prefer to work with us, but if we make China and Russia a less shitty option they will go to them. Granted it would take a lot.
>>18352173
Modern warfare between two developed nations doesnt happen. Russia has more nukes than us technically and is developing new offensive nuclear weapons. MAD exists still. We have resorted to trade/information wars, sanctions, clandestine dealings, proxy wars, etc.

>>18352280
>MAD exists still.
Which is why Russia won't nuke us, which is why they will keep paying us (in dollars) for insurance.

>>18352273
delusional on every account. see you in the next thread dumb nigger.

>>18351212

Bought at 15.66. Set to limit sell at 19.99. I hope that happens before friday pump.

>>18351821
So you guys basically say that the inflation will be exported to the whole world and stonks always up?

>>18351480
>I got FUCKED with NIO
it's only because of the covid
it will come back