/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18346765
This kills the crab

Fuck trip fags

>>18346765
OP you forgot the tripfags poll


>ban tripfags poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/19721690/r

>>18347367
10m

tomorrow will be heavy green
Wednesday +3-4%
Thursday will be +2%
Monday will be +6%

Tonight is an important night.

MAJOR green dildo futures

>>18347368
>>18347368
>>18347368
real thread with ban tripfags poll in it

Retesting the bottom this week or next?

I am at my peak bullishness. Multi-year high in bullishness for the market.

It's as close to certain as this gets...

I can't fathom not being bullish for the next 5 trading days. It's absolutely insane what's about to happen on the bull side.

>>18347385
That doesn't look right, I can't replicate it on my chart.

All on red!

C'mon baby!

This is just the bull trap before earnings come out or start leaking and the market drops another 20%, don't worry guys. We haven't seen the bottom yet, and we'll crab for a long time after capitulation. Us Grahamians will own the market for the next year or two before bulls start pumping and we can all unload our 200-300% profits.

>>18347479
ok.
but while you're doing that, we're going to be busy getting fucking rich off of deep out of the money calls.

the double bottom theory is almost completely merit less. It's something that you can only think up if you believe in gobily glook crap.

Think about it logically and not looking to the past, but really understand the psychology of the market today, during a pandemic, and everything.

It's almost impossible the conditions that led to -35% will exist again especially when so many places have less hospitalizations and more discharges than hospitalizations.

Also the Data itself will bias you. You have to be very careful when looking at any of the statistics coming out now and make sure to normalize them and ignore peaking.

>>18347479
Buy my puts then goy.

>>18347479
Q1 Earnings won't be that bad.

Q2 Earnings will be past the pandemic curve and ignored vs guidance

By then Regeneron and other antibody treatments will be hitting market and probably get emergency authorization. Not to mention plasma treatments and other treatments (remdesivir)

Everything is going to be fine. The bear case.. you need a lot more to happen for the bear case to materialize. You are on completely wrong side of probabilities.

>>18347511
It's not just the disease, it's the fact that people are getting laid off big time. People don't really get how bad it will be to keep everything locked down for another 3 months

post yfw limit down into +10%

Like the bear case arguments have zero merit... it's actually ridiculous people are predicting a double bottom. They need to reset their mind and go from the simplest and barest analysis of the current situation.

The double bottom shit requires so much warped thinking to arrive at. The past 2 weeks of meh drops should show that the type of market movements that led to -35% off EVERYTHING wont re-occur.

>>18347536
we wont lock down for 3 months.

>>18347547
Are you aware that /biz/ has IDs?

>>18347558
Toronto is closed for the next 12 weeks officially.

If you think this is going to be over sooner than July you are kidding yourself.

Bullish?

>He doesn't even show up to the annual shareholders meeting.

>>18347528
>Viruses affect earnings
>Not the fact everyone lost their job and businesses can't sell anything
I didn't know vaccines created jobs!

>>18347576
Sonyggers get the rope, no exceptions

>>18347600
Someone's gotta make the vaccines, moron.

>>18347576
Microsoft looks like it could have a much better setup in terms of both the console and the subscription service.

>>18347600
Actually Jerome cured the virus already, haven't you noticed that the market is back to June 2019 levels

Trump said on hannity that he's going to prop up big business. This is going to cause an after hour pump of boeing. Going to have a 1% higher start on the Dow tomorrow.

I didn’t buy the dip hard enough bro’s...

>>18347547
All the market loss so far was the crazy overbuying frenzy of share buybacks from 2018 to march.
The virus is the acute pain. The underlying recession that started gaining momentum back in October of last year is the chronic pain. To get out of a bear market in weeks after a bull market that lasted a decade is hopium of the highest order.
The eventual Infinite QE pullback timebomb is now added on top of this mess.

>>18347640
Bruh, the dip aint even here yet. Get ready for bread lines.

>>18347547
Pic related. Bears are going to be an endangered species! Never bet against America!!!

I decided to try my hand at technical analysis

>>18347654
bro i snort fat lines off your mom's bread lookin ass

>>18347654
I got plenty of cash reserves. I’m waiting for it.

>>18347655
are the bears priced in?

>>18347385
>image is spy at 3 hour timeframe
>Lower time frames than 3 hour show strong down trend
>3 hour - weekly timeframe shows uptrend weakening
I'm using a different setup. Take this with a grain of salt.I personally would wait for a confirmation on open but if the risk is within your parameters you could short the dip.

>>18347658

>>18347375
Wow that's close

Trump needs to just walk out tomorrow at 3pm with a dow 30k hat and say #covid19 is a hoax and he won't even need to run any ads to beat dementia joe.

To the anon who posted the barstool sports guy losing $1.25m, that really made me laugh man thanks.

We’re all gonna make it bizbros.

>>18347718
>2 scoops reset his phone 33 times to vote on a poll
Cringe.

>>18347425
huh. so anzu is still cosplaythotting?

>>18347390
Are you the original doomerbear who posted this thot all the time? You're also the same guy who posts that ahegao tranny? Or one of the new fucks that steals and reposts peoples pics?

>>18347567
the desperate will not stay holed up forever, and most world leaders won't want them to. The global economy does not revolve around Canadian cities.

i got 3 likes on tinder tonight and only 2 of them were fat. also managed to sell my sqqq before it all went to shit so only lost 2k. life is ok

Is buying puts on goog a good idea now?

>>18347761
#winning

>>18347759
>the desperate will not stay holed up forever, and most world leaders won't want them to. The global economy does not revolve around Canadian cities.
It's an indication of what all policymakers are thinking.

Once you hit the peak, that's not it, if you open everything up you get a second pandemic

I bought SPY at 271.20

>>18347799

>>18347771
haha yes! YES. i lobe you man

>>18347799
should've bought calls instead

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
https://youtu.be/cE-R6_lDrtE
https://youtu.be/cE-R6_lDrtE
https://youtu.be/cE-R6_lDrtE

>>18347778
the most disposable and desperate people will try to get out and work as soon as there's something pushed through the FDA as a treatment, looks like we'll get some fucked around studies with that trump drug, then the pressure will be on the FDA.

They're using it in hospitals all over, proven or not. But soon Trump will catch on to this blood clotting thing, and if any of the shit I've read on the net is realistic, that could really reduce the fatality of this thing.

Those who can afford to will stay holed up to avoid a lifetime of glass lungs.

Can't wait for this bull trap to be over

What the fuck is the point in selling options for more than a month out?

>>18347742
Can that b my tripfag name ir is it already taken

>>18347695
Webm of what I was saying.

>>18347799
Learn how to use stop-loss, you're just throwing money at this point.

>>18347856
Lets all be 2scoops

>>18347742
I don't have time for that fucking shit. I didn't even vote in it.
Your poll is going to have exactly ZERO impact on this website even if it did overwhelming get the result you wanted.

You faggots are also contributing absolutely nothing to these threads. You aren't even shilling any positions. All of your IDs show up with a single fucking post going:
>RRREEEEEEEE TRIPFAGS TRIGGER MY AUTISM

Go back to wsb, speccy. You are un-ironically never going to make it.

>>18347851
Insider knowledge

>>18347859
not this shit again
it just ruins threads

Ignore the tripfags, they love the attention.

>>18347867
You faggot you literally voted 34 times like a fucking loser.

>>18347761
the 3rd girl might not be fat but she is probably crazy

>>18347867
Only females and faggets cringe

>>18347761
good job dude

>>18347851
The same reason for everything else on the stock market: To make money.

Reminder to sell if you can tomorrow. You won't be fast enough for the battle of the machines on Thursday

>>18347892
>doesn't bang crazy women
suit yourself I guess

>>18347917
wtf? I even bang the fat ones

I killed it yesterday bought puts at open, but going to get murdered today, I feel like its going to be the gain we were looking at today before it sold off

Since I got other shit to do, I guess I'll just dump my latest due diligence:
LAST CHANCE TO BUY SPXL BEFORE THE CORONA RECOVERY MOON MISSION

BUY SPXL OR YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT
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Futures pumping hard holy

>>18347935
>due diligence
>sperging

>>18347919
based.

>>18347891
I'm flattered to have inspired another anon to adopt my own tripcode, sirs

>>18346765
Will the deflationary cycle kick in and help the economy or will inflation kick off. Or will the fed sell off its assets?

>>18347914
Whats gonna happen thursday

>>18347935
You have posted this every single week

>>18347759
>>18347759
yes. I was calling the pandemic in late jan/feb

I'm bull now since I made a lot on the drop.

>>18347919
>banging fat women
partially based, they need to be fat in the right places

>>18347954
>I'm bull now since I made a lot on the drop.
I'm not seeing the logic on that one...
Can you give me a little more insight on that thesis?

>>18347965
the market going up is much more likely than a second bottom

hence orientating long

>>18347876
Ah nah, I get it now.

>>18347965

>why yes, I am scaling in every time the market drops how did you know?

>>18347919
based

when I was single I loved banging fat women, they usually had fat titties/butts too

>REINFECTIONS CONFIRMED DUE TO LOW ANTIBODY COUNTS IN 15-39 YEAR OLDS
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>>18348039
futures are green, looks like this is bullish and priced in

>>18348039
The most bullish news we could've gotten. Thank you for your sacrifice, bearbro.

>>18348039
bullish

>>18348039
This is our generation's smallpox, isn't it? Next we learn vaccines are ineffective.

Also, the kids who are born due to quarantines will be called coronaboomers, which is great, because corona will have killed all the old boomers

>>18348039
reinfections causing sudden death is priced in and bullish

>>18348039
https://mobile.twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1247719681483509761
sauce for anyone that doubts it

>>18348073
antibody treatments via plasma have so far been shown to be very effective. This is pretty positive for regeneron type antibody treatments being effective.

Most bullish and most bearish sectors. What do you got?

>>18348083
dude I like flux and I use it but that's a hell of a piss filter

Where were you when you realized that corona mostly kills people who are net drain on the economy?

Deaths are bullish.

>>18348091
>bullish
me
>bearish
you're mom

>>18348073
It's not too bad compared to other diseases. Imagine growing up during polio. Bad fever could turn into permanent crippling damage to the body. This was a disease that destroyed children's lives. The bias towards unhealthy and elderly is like a cleansing controlled burn of society that prevents forest fires in the future

>>18347778
>>18347759
Welcome to the draconian, Orwelian, police state.
GET BACK IN YOUR HOUSE GOYIM! WE NEED TO SHUTDOWN THE ECONOMY

https://toronto.citynews.ca/2020/04/07/gta-municipalities-ramp-up-coronavirus-enforcement-measures/

"People are also compelled to identify themselves under the emergency act. If you fail to identify yourself correctly, you can face an additional fine of $750 for failure to comply or $1,000 for obstruction."

>go outside for fresh air with wife
>questioned by police
>refuse to show id for being outside
>FINED, during an economic depression

>>18348039
Hey retard. You don't need to keep spamming shit like this, half the time you do it for shit that isn't even news. Christ you're almost as annoying as the trips, you realize that?

What the fuck are you even talking about? Reinfections are guaranteed with any virus, and we know this one has more than usual. So what's been "confirmed"?

>>18348083
>SCMP
are you the same fuckup who tried to convince me COVID is related to HIV by posting an article that refuted it?

>>18348039
holy shit... are we going to be locked down all year?

>futures green
>pic related is reality

>>18348119
no dude we're reopening in 2 weeks so we can ramp up the corona deaths

>>18348111
>canada
You don't need to push the goyim meme everywhere. In canada there are only oppressors and proud independent warriors for equality.

Did this shit actually pass? Is it a new law?

>>18347658
FUCK quad batmans

>>18348091
defense
REITs

>>18348138
Trump just needs to reopen the economy and let the ride begin. There have never been a cure for a coronavirus so this should prove interesting.

I've reported like 200 threads today out of boredom now there's a giant wave of anti-janny threads.

>>18348109
>The bias towards unhealthy and elderly is like a cleansing controlled burn of society that prevents forest fires in the future
which is should be but boomers fear the reaper so shut it down.

>>18348092
windows/flux bugged out when I used snipping tool and unleashed a urine waterfall

burry is pissed at the shutdown, he's correct

>>18348165
lol

Reminder that bear market has been confirmed by technical analysis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDgeJH7-Z68

>>18348163
I think his max waiting period is end of April. Will start to "open" certain states after Easter with few or no cases as a test.

>>18348163
Yup.

It's time.

red day today

>>18348111
>Toronto
There's your problem.

>>18348119
kek that would make locking down pretty pointless

We would to shift to a majorly stay-at-home world, where PPE is used regularly when people need to conduct business outside the home. People in "essential" fields could get special testing or monitoring and "clearances" for maintaining appropriate distance from all other people. I dunno some weird chink-like monitoring to make sure the essential go to work and never get near the infected.

>>18348109
>muh forest fire
See, that's how I know you're retarded. This isn't killing just the unhealthy, and it's causing permanent damage to survivors. For all we know, the virus may spare retards and the congenitally blind. There's no reason to think it's going to leave humanity better off. It's already been sparing lupus patients.

>>18348185
Trump didn't close the states to begin with. State governors are your market signals.

>>18348165
But knowing you're a retard, this post confuses me into thinking you're based.

>>18348203
>This isn't killing just the unhealthy, and it's causing permanent damage to survivors. For all we know, the virus may spare retards and the congenitally blind. There's no reason to think it's going to leave humanity better off. It's already been sparing lupus patients.

>>18348175
People won't accept it much longer anyways.

>>18348182
No shit but that won't stop me from making money on the pumps.

>>18348182
Does he post accurate long-term return % and trade history?

All these youtube/twitter traders are mostly frauds

>>18348141
Emergency Management and Civil Protection Act includes the closure of all non-essential businesses, a ban of public events or social gatherings with more than FIVE people and any price-gouging on necessary products such as disinfectant products.

The initial fine for breaking an emergency order is up to $100,000 and up to one year in prison or $10,000,000 for a corporation. If you fail to identify yourself correctly, you can face an additional fine of $750 for failure to comply or $1,000 for obstruction.

Under s. 7.0.2(4) of the EMCPA, Cabinet may, among other things:

“[r]egulat[e] or prohibit[] travel or movement to, from or within any specified area” (s. 7.0.2(4)2);
“[e]stablish[] facilities for the care, welfare, safety and shelter of individuals, including emergency shelters and hospitals” (s. 7.0.2(4)4);
“[c]los[e] any place, whether public or private, including any business, office, school, hospital or other establishment or institution” (s. 7.0.2(4)5);
with respect to “necessary goods, services and resources”, including “food, water, … clothing, equipment, transportation and medical services and supplies” (s. 7 (“necessary goods, services and resources”):
“procur[e]”, “distribut[e], and mak[e] available necessary goods, services and resources and establish[] centres for their distribution” (ss. 7.0.2(4)9-10); and
“[f]ix[] prices for necessary goods, services and resources and prohibit[] charging unconscionable prices in respect of necessary goods, services and resources” (s. 7.0.2(4)11);

REGULATE TRAVEL. REGULATE WHAT CAN AND CANNOT BE OPENED. REGULATE THE DISTRIBUTION OF GOODS

they have our back anon.

>>18348203
god im not ready for a bladerunner world

>>18347858
Thanks ta day trader

>>18348216
and now we're back to retard mode

>IT'S BURNING OFF THE DEAD WOOD!!!
mate you got some major dead wood you need to take care of.

>>18347851
Its actually not that brutal, a stock like AT&T might go from 27 to 27.50 in two weeks overall lol, say you sold 28p, you might get exercised but you made like 50 bucks anyway, so only lost half of your gains even though you got exersized.

You might even get lucky and the next week AT&T drops 2 bucks on news they ran out of nude women for Westworld, then you buy them back for cheaper and then the porn industry agrees to aid HBO and you make 1.5 a share.

>>18347592
Jesus will resurrect this market better than any Jew. Screencap this post

>>18347511
Most TA is bullshit but double tops and bottoms work 99% I see them all the time

>>18347390
Imagine thinking anyone would hold their positions over a three day weekend in this volatile market.

>>18348115
Imagine being an avatarfag and giving anyone else a scintilla of shit

Hey, /smg/, I'm brand new to stocks, and I just want to hope it'll pay off in the future. I'm still learning a lot of shit, but is it really good to invest?

>>18348245
that three day weekend is gonna be worth so much, why would you not want to be on the bull side for monday?

>>18348245
>People that just started trading when they heard the news from /pol/
>coinfags getting burned in their shitcoins
>very optimistic fundamentalists / boomer investors
Did I miss any?

>>18348258

>>18348259
>is it really good to invest?
yes but be careful

>>18347944
bro Maya is not for lewd

>>18348259
Depends on your definition of future.

>dunkin donuts no longer in service
>subways no longer in service
only thing in walking distance still open is wendy's :(

>>18348275
Well, obviously I'm not trying to throw a lot of money all it once, it's more like I'm still confused at the concept. does buy more stocks = making more money? I'm investing little by little at the moment. I'm just trying to understand the benefits of investing more and more.

>/wsb/ gets shut down
>tripfaggotry increases
What a coincidence

>>18348259
Read up the OP links. The market is great for traders and garbage for investors at the moment. Probably will be for a while.

dumb question but how does margin interest work (at Fidelity in particular)? Let's say I have $1000 cash in my account and then buy $100 of something on (margin) as denoted by Fidelity. The next day it clears such that I have $900 remaining in the cash position, but the shares displayed continue to be denoted as (margin). I'm not going to be charged interest on it or something stupid right? Essentially it's something I otherwise could've bought in cash, but want to day trade.

Head and shoulders shouldn’t even be called a pattern. Least reliable piece of shit ever

>>18348264
Because MMs will be bailing Thursday morning to scoop up their gains leaving these idiots >>18348267
bag holding overvalued trash.

>>18348290
yes, put in your money, buy SPY or some indexes

It's a great time to buy in heavily because you are getting a decent discount.

no barbers are open and my hairs getting too long. is this priced in?

>>18348290
>does buy more stocks = making more money?
I'm not sure I understand the question. You will want to look at some charts and see how much things move from day to day. If you are not sure what to buy, just buy index tracking ETF like SPY.

>>18348288
wendy's is top tier fast food desu

>>18348290
the fact that you're asking such retarded questions is really concerning

Is this chink and pajeet faggots slamming dildos into our market in the middle of the night or what
So sick of this gap up horse shit

>>18348302
>a decent discount
A reminder that the markets are still significantly overvalued based on the historical ratio of total market cap over GDP

>>18348297
Most candle patterns are unreliable. It's an ineffective way to do TA.

>>18348314
McDonalds is really doing better lately.

>>18348302
Yeah, because even though I just started, and I got a little gain, I'm just thinking "Is that really it? seems like I'm just buying more money." if I want to put it in a silly way.

>>18348039
i read it
makes sense
if you are assymptomatic or have very mild symptoms, you would probably not develop much antibodies

#bullruncancelled

>>18348259
Not now imo, wait until earnings start to report, stocks will be getting hammered

>>18348319
It's not a surprise that big businesses are taking over more and more each year.

Not many local businesses are making chips, technology, or can compete with the scale. Do you want to invest in something local or microsoft?

>>18348329
Like I said, look at some charts.

>>18348297
Algos have incorporated counters to most candle stick pattern reaction by retail traders.

>>18348329
welcome to capitalism

The more money you have in the market the more you make or lose. Once you get to a few million invested it will beat your job if you just do indexing

>>18348339
Alright will do. It's an interesting thing.

>>18348280
>Maya is not for lewd
not a lewd, that's just what they did with the VHS

>Naked against the Angels! A new form of Angel attacks NERV and suddenly the war for the fate of mankind shifts to a field of battle in inner space. As the three Eva pilots sit naked and unprotected in their cockpits, their Evas and the powerful MAGI computers that control Tokyo 3 are violatd by a savage wave of neural attacks that threaten to leave the entire city crippled and easy prey for the attacking Angels!

>>18348339
>bro just look at some charts
thanks man i finally figured this "investing" thing from your sage advice

>>18348307
post a pic
there is no such thing as too long

>>18348351
OK good
is the pic yours? you're quite a collector...

>>18348347
>>18348321
And into the trash it goes. Thanks anons

>>18348346
It's honestly kind of funny. Like, this is actually a thing and I'm a pleb for not doing it. It's like some dumb, real life, MMO farming or some shit.

>>18348353
for investing. You want to use indexes for the majority of your investment and maybe a small % in companies you for whatever reason really like.

You want to just add and add, have iron hands on downturns, and wait very long periods of time for the returns to accumulate.

Trading is when you buy/sell, pick stocks, and try various strategies to improve your returns. It requires a lot of time and some edge on the market. It's not recommended because 90% of the time you won't beat just buying SPY and holding.

The other option is adjusting your risk levels to something higher for larger returns and larger losses. In this case you are simply saying you want to gamble a little more. Adjusting risk level can be done by going for leverage, using options, leveraged ETF, or margin.

In these cases you increase returns but at the cost of risk.

>>18348374
wait until you discover dividends and selling covered options

you can literally get paid to pledge to buy stocks if they go down, or just for having them

wtf was that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18348412
What happened

WHAT WAS THAT?

>still comfortably in the green
Goodnight bros, can't wait to wake up to gains.

>>18348449
>comfortably in the green
>after massive red dildo shaves .6%

I wonder if my RTX will be processed finally

I feel great when I check on /smg/ and still see retarded bearishness, citing stupid shit like unemployment and deaths. Especially unemployment, thinking that that shit's permanent. Lmao fucking idiots. It's just a good signal that this pump/short squeeze isn't over. It's so fucking easy countertrading every last faggot nigger bear. Fucking cocksuckers.

Eurogroup’s Centeno: We Came Close To A Deal But We Are Not There Yet
I Suspended The Eurogroup And Continue Tomorrow, Thursday

>>18348367
nah it's some "quirky" girl I read about on r9k the other day. Seems like a smelly trainwreck.

>>18347978
>going up is much more likely than a second bottom
not sure I see that. I see a retest as still likely, but a plunge to new lows as less likely.

>>18347984
you... I like you

>>18348464
Price this in bitch *dabs on you^

>>18348464
Is this pasta?

>>18348464
you sound like a dumb permabull dip buyer. just trade both sides

>>18348464
yeah the doomers ITT are retarded

>don't you get it the economy is in shambles!! there's more unemployment than ever!!!
yeah that's why the market crashed like 40%... now it's quickly recovering because this shit is obviously temporary
>NOOOO IT HAS TO CRASH AT LEAST 70%

What stocks are going to be must buys if we do go to war with Venezuela? I have some RTX but was wondering what other decently discounted defense stocks are there? GD?

>>18348469
I think that might have been possible but hospitalizations are looking good in a lot of places.

I don't think we retest if coronavirus news continues to improve.

>>18348493
I like KTOS because I think drones are the future of warfare and the Loyal Wingman program is the future of the Air Force.

V SHAPED RECOVERY CONFIRMED

I FUCKING SOLD MY CALLS
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

I timed the bottom perfectly on the ASX and got JBH shares right at the bottom of the crash.

What are you guys watching right now

>>18348464
you retard, I pity you

>>18348491
Guy whose mom runs a billion dollar pension fund from earlier here.

She is also in charge of payroll for a large, well-paying organization and they are discontinuing all contract labor - layoffs of 25% of staff minimum

>>18348505
>>18348504
retards

>>18348503
My concern with KTOS though is the PE ratio is off the chart and it could be either the future or a flop. Have you looked at AVAV for drones?

>>18348491
The other thing is interest rates, stimulus, and lots of other factors that will create growth. It's the type of environment you want to be in the market during.

If you go back pre-corona and analyze what this environment would lead to, it's very very bullish.

I don't see interest rates rising in 2020 at all or less stimulus being injected. You have a high chance of some type of additional trillion to two trillion package being passed later this month on top.

IF you project an end to lock down early May, it's VERY obvious why you would buy now.

The bear argument, 3+ month lockdown, doesn't seem very likely at all.

>>18348524
Larping faggot

>>18348524
ask her whether The Line is going up or down

>>18348517
Im watching family guy

>>18348517
sqqq

>>18348517
John Cena highlight reels on Youtube

>>18348530
Not larping, they have major cash flow issues because it's a university
>>18348534
She said she is putting off retirement for a few more years so I suspect bearish at least in the near term

>>18348517
ST Voyager

>>18348547
pension funds are totally fucked kek

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE FUTURES

Will Trump really go to war in Venezuela to get re-elected?

The Bogs have arrived.

>>18348563
I brought that up to her, she said not really because all her liabilities (old people) are getting wiped off the books.

Why are futures red? I just bought yesterday when the market recovered and the s&p500 went up 7% the day before...

>>18348528
AVAV is in a different size class. Look at the Puma or Raven, and then look at the Valkyrie. I might buy some AVAV though, I like microdrones too.

Holy shit the dow futures was up over 300 points like 30 min ago, wtf happened lmao

>>18348578
You fell for the bull trap

How do futures work who is trading this?

Why do I sit here like a neutered dog while the rabbits get to fuck?

>>18348576
I just mean in general, aren't pension funds completely fucked in most states?

CMA is getting fucked in the ass.

>>18348572
How much is a trillion dollars every day in the stock market

>>18348598
jews, they have special rights on the stock market

>>18348482
>just trade both sides
I honestly find it funny majority of people here don't this. Then again we're sharing a board with lazyfucks who would rather gamble in a one time big time than actually learn how to do shit properly.

>>18348529
Economy != Market

>>18348584
>>18348598
yuros negotiated a deal for coronavirus response, they didn't finish today. At least thats what it looks like was the catalyst

>LA doctor: Hydroxychloroquine + zinc = symptoms gone in 8-12 hours in all patients

>>18348598
futures are normally low volume dont worry :^)

>>18348491
>NOOOO IT HAS TO CRASH AT LEAST 70%
The eternal doomer wouldn't be happy with -70% even if they got it. At -70% the eternal doomer would say society is surely collapsing and we must switch to the bottlecap standard.

>>18348599
Defined benefits plans are going to go bankrupt yeah

>>18348111
fuck I get a $1000 fine if I go play golf alone :(

>>18348615
Democrats hate him

>>18348615
wtf why am i always told trump is wrong

>>18348607
Well yeah, I'd hate if some of these tech companies correlated to US real economy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18348464
Nigger, unemployment will rise to at least 20%, not everyone will get back to work.

International flights won't happen till vaccine exists, say goodbye to concerts and other mass gatherings, restaurants? Takeaways. This is a fucking pandemic you retarded bull

>>18348615
NO YOU MUST MAKE THEN SUFFER REEEEEEE EVEN CUOMO AGREED TO TRY IT NOOOOOOOOOO

>>18348039
Pathetic

>>18348576
Lmao what?
Not enough boomers have died for it to help that much

>>18348615
>symptoms gone in 8-12 hours in all patients
Bullshit, they’re using this shit all over the country and no ones calling it a miracle cure.

>>18348631
because "orange man bad".

Is it a solid idea to avoid buying any stock related to a unionized workforce?

>>18348578
Why did you assume the market had recovered? There us always chop and fakeouts. It's very rarely a smooth V like the 2018 rape hike fiasco.

>>18348598
This is what happens, the futures plummet, its going down. Once it reaches red the federal reserve, or jerome more specifically, they panic and say "oh shit, only one thing to do".Jerome then proceeds to pump like no tomorrow, desperately attempting to slow the decline, halt the plummet. This is why youll see it crab for a bit now as the fed pushes back against a crashing economy.

>>18348659
Mnuchin is who buys

Fed only does bonds

heh... nothin personnel, bvlls

>>18348650
>Lmao what?
>Not enough boomers have died for it to help that much
We're still accelerating even with quarantines. Once the situation 'stabilizes' and even when quarantine is lifted old people are still going to get hospitalized and drop like flies over this. Corona deaths with be at a bare minimum 10x current totals

>>18348668
holy shit man what a clever picture. Its a futuristic looking bear to represent the futures being red. SAVED

>>18348656
You would have to do your own research on that. Select company with mainly union employees, consult chart.

>/biz/ Issues Rare "All In" Buy Alert

>>18348683
As a general rule it seems solid though, guessing.

>>18348668
I'll counter

“Be afraid when others are greedy, be greedy when others are fearful” -well yeah but now I’m greedy and fearful so like wtf

>Found a stock that performed extremely constantly over the past 4 years staying around the same numbers
>lost 70% during the crash
>If it goes back to its constant numbers I'm going to x 70% my initial investment
feels good man

>>18348684
I dispute the rarity of that alert.

Goodnight.
May tomorrow bring us great wealth.

>>18346765
Based Nikkei dumped, so did SPY

>>18348699
No if it goes back to normal that's a 233% gain

>>18348698
you simply have to be greedful and feardy simultaneously

>>18348711
The best mindset is one that oscillates quickly. So you can actually get out in time. Never reinforce your bullishness or bearish sentiment as things go up/down, always reduce them.

So many lose out because they have TSLA and hit 800, then start dreaming of selling at 2000, and same with bears dreaming of TSLA 200 instead of covering at 400

>>18348703
You may want to check the contents of that burger, Miss. Many are opening there burgers these days to find NOTHING inside.

>>18348698
Protect your capital above everything. Unlike your capital, you'll never run out of opportunities.

>>18348723
Class action lawsuit incoming.

>>18348699
stocks with solid financials rarely perform rare
it's a clown market

Which fast food is most aggressive at robotics?

Thanks to the Euros the bears are winning!

>>18348756
>expecting EU to get anything done

who priced this in wrong?

>>18348749
rarely perform good*

>>18348767

Rarely perform well.

>>18348766
Clearly the Europeans thought they would be right.

>The boy's mother told Lockport Police that she left her two year old unattended for a short time and after hearing the baby scream, she ran to see what was wrong. When she got in the room, she told Lockport Police the dog, named "Bear", had sodomized the toddler.

Puhuhuhu... You guys sure are optimistic about your futures!

>ALL FUTURES RED EXCEPT DAX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY 46 LEVERAGE SHORT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im really bad at chess bros...

>>18348732
Pathetic advice.

Michael Burry needs a summit once a year where he talks, like berkshire shareholder meeting

>>18347576
i'm surprised that they just bow to microsoft's controller like that but i understand because xbox controller is more comfortable

>>18348804
Still a newbie, they were all over 1% green an hour ago. Does it get harder to go back up the closer to open, or what?

https://fintel.io/i/scion-asset-management-llc

>>18348607
>just trade both sides
anon. that's not at all easy to do.
And when it comes to my retirement account... why wouldn't I want to leave some money for Berkshire to manage? And to bet on a bright future for Pepsi and Microsoft? And that JNJ can see through almost anything with its AAA balance sheet and gobble up market share from all the guys who don't make it?

>>18348813
Pathetic, my ELO rises. Thanks

>>18348834
https://whalewisdom.com/filer/scion-asset-management-llc

>>18348073
holy shit that's so dangerous, i can just see his jacket getting stuck in the wheel and his mangled body turning more and more into mush for every turn of the weel

>>18348317
lmfao

>>18348844
I bought into goog before seeing he did, but after reading all his quarterly letters and seeing his performance it makes goog my fav big cap tech

>>18348834
>Cenovus
>Blackberry
>GameStop
Are we 100% sure he isn't just fucking with us

Infinite QE can literally never be turned off. The second it is we'll get a crash almost overnight.

>>18348840
>anon. that's not at all easy to do.
I never said it's easy. And unlike you, majority of people here don't know what they're doing.

>>18348317
Chinks and Pajeets will be going broke for doing this.

>>18348909
>futures are barely up
What the fuck jerome

>>18348904
It can be turned off on November 4.

>>18348917
Jerome has a printer ban for going overboard earlier.

>>18348909
that was me

>>18348897
Those filings are from the end of last year
If anything the fact that BB&B was sold before the crash means anyone looking to buy it now needs to think carefully.

>>18348932
I just hope it means he did the homework on all the stock compensation for goog and still liked it.

get ready for the golden bull

Man, I am making bank today!

>>18347592
"Go and sell everything you have." - Jesus Christ

the eternal crab must be stopped

>>18348987
I've been doing this will all my stocks at a net loss.

Yeah, I'm a real damn good follower of Jesus, h-haha!

>>18349010
my YTD is over 250% return :^)

>adidas
>green

>>18348165
kek

>>18347592
what would happen if I tried to show up at the Raytheon shareholders meeting with my 8 shares

>>18349044
you get tomahawked

>>18348907
>unlike you, majority of people here don't know what they're doing
oh ho ho you new or just a joker?
I have no idea what I'm doing!

>>18348813
Same, I've been stuck at 1600-1700 blitz on Lichess for a year now

>>18349044
You get bored out of your mind as you show up to a meeting full of sad old people in suits and you have whopping 8 votes over their 50-200k.

>>18349076
I was at 2050 but since losing 18% of my SPY with this corona shit my mind has been broken and I'm oscillating around 1950. At least SPY will go to 180 soon so I can buy back in.

>>18349094
>At least SPY will go to 180 soon so I can buy back in.
Haha.... yeah.......

>>18349094
the meme is over
only green now

>>18349094
How do I git gud at chess

>>18348165
Carry on gentleman

>>18347368
>>18347368
>>18347368
>>18347368

new

>>18347368
>>18347368
>>18347368

>>18349133
Well studying the endgame should be the first thing to do according to Capablanca. Play lots of games.

>>18349117
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Imagine he he said this plan was priced in during his briefing.

>>18348182
that faggot was confirm to be a scammer.

>>18347479
Noob here. When do earnings for big S&P 500 players come out? Want to make sure I'm out of SPXL by then. Does the market typically react the day before earnings are released?

>>18349535
i like to use https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=MSFT to look up the date of earnings for companies
and a lot of other useful info