/biz/ - Business & Finance

The mother of all liquidity crunches is around the corner. In Q2, US jobless claims will be 5 to 10x greater than any quarter over the previous 50 years. Retailers and restaurants in Malls and on high streets are often private equity owned and will be unable to pay leases (as private equity has stripped them of their property assets). Both the demand and supply side is going south for many sectors. This equity rally is a temporary relapse into central bank fueled insanity.

>>18345631
BVLL BVLL BVLLSHIT

I don’t think the Armenian genocide happened bros

>been shilling its the bottom for weeks now
>unloading endless amounts of bags to permabull cucks
Nothing personnel, kid.
THIS TIME ITS THE BOTTOM

>>18345641
Shut up bobo, just post your pink wojack tomorrow when we get our gains

Is the mass death of old people, black people, and fat people bullish for the market?

>>18345658
>G*LT

Hope you enjoyed your run, bullfags.
Because the market will be red for the rest of your lives. (Not very long)

What if the market goes up tomorrow?

>>18345693
it will

>>18345654
That's okay. I don't think Muslims are real.

>>18345692
Jokes on you, I got my profit from that pump.

>>18345693
I make money.
>w-what if it goes down?
I hedge with puts and keep basically all my money. Maybe lose or make a little.
Easy as.

>>18345682
those were happy times

>>18345631
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-HkyhZCLOw

you could all make a lot more money if you didn't already understand this and watched this video. it's basic shit everyone should understand at a core level.

>>18345673
It's already been factored into the market. Old, black and fat people die every day.

>>18345731
Holy fucking shit that bunny is one cute lil' motherfucker.

>all of the big banks in Australia are getting asked to defer from giving out dividends
T-This has to be bvllish, right?

>>18345732
Nah, let the idiots burn their money. More money for us.

>>18345673

>olds, fats, and blacks die en masse
>overall deaths are down nationally since people aren't getting into car wrecks or getting other illnesses

2021 is going to be a boom year

>>18345751
Lol just saw that on CNBC too wtf?

>>18345693
>market goes up
Clown market confirmed
>market goes down
The expected move
>market crabs
SNIB

This is total bullshit.
Who cares if companies can get money when there is no demand. This is why it is closer to the depression than a recession. No work, no money, no demand.

I sold my spy 218p 4/15 today for $100. I bought them for $2400 2 weeks ago. I also have tsla 400p 4/17 that are worth $150 that I bought for $2000. Back to square one. How did everyone to today?

Apparently there's been $5T damage to the global GDP, and the global GDP is only ~80T, isn't that only a 6% reduction?

Tomorrow is red day, whole week shall be red. I sold at the top today sucker rally, gl finna sleep :)

TSN disjoint angle

>>18345732
I couldnt make it past the risk disclaimer.

>>18345787
i made 3% selling a put to someone on AAL

>>18345631
Don't be too happy yet. The way it all looks is Gold and crypto. Stocks will fall again.

>>18345789

Think of the markets as magnification of current underlying growth (or contraction). When the economy grows by 3% the market grows by 10%, when the economy contracts by 3% the market dumps all of that excess, 20-30%.

>>18345664
>Feeding trolls
>Implying a guy who is down thousands of dollars is trolling, rather than simply drowning in denial and cope

>>18345767
They're going to have to kill off the fats or end the shutdown, because once summer gets here the fats sitting in their A/C 24/7 are gonna strain the power grid.

>>18345731
I didn't realize how much worse smg trips could get... and how many newfag retards would get...
And how RKG and you and others would stop making OC for us to enjoy. I didn't realize how good we had it!!

>>18345792
wa?
Are they the next meat stalk?
Sooo glad I got out in the high 80's

>>18345791
Tomorrow will be red, Thursday will be a green short squeeze going into the weekend.

>>18345786
Because that's temporary. It's not like every mall in America burned down. Open by June is a sensible estimate. There may be waves of lockdowns, but the absolute worst case scenario is a year.

>>18345807
Yeah I get that which is why I'm not seeing where the downside below 18,000 is. Retesting the low seems to be as bad as it can get.

>>18345796
NGMI

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18345811
you're giving it the attention it craves

>>18345786
I have the money to buy a motorcycle, but the state won't let me. There is demand, there is just no way to transact in most cases.

>>18345831
I'll take my chances

>>18345837
What do you mean? Bank won't let you withdraw or do a cashier's cheque for your zoom cycle?

>>18345830

This feels like a 40-50% dump from ATH. Seems bigger because the SP500 was in an absurd place the past year, up by 35% and way overbought for what it was. I would guess major support for SPY to be around $200-210.

>>18345848
define what a trending and ranging market is based on priced action.

>>18345830
>It's not like every mall in America burned down
Traditional retail is really hurting right now. Malls will be the last place to open up, and it will take a while for traffic to return to normal levels. But on top of that, many stores act as warehouses, with online orders being shipped directly from the store. So with malls closed, many companies are sitting idle with zero revenue.

>low volume attempt to pump futures
THIS TIME ITS THE BOTTOM

>>18345857
all the dealerships are closed. DMVs are closed. Notaries are closed. They said they could take my deposit and then I can have the bike whenever the Hell they're allowed to operate again.

>>18345837
>There is demand

>>18345673
the virus culling the weak only empowers the economy with strong able-bodied citizens. the economy will soar in Q4

>>18345654
That's ok i think sand niggers should be raped thru a cut hole in their throat on sight

nikkei is green


ooooooooooooooooooooooo

God imagine if China just disappeared randomly some reason that would be so weird haha lol

>>18345807
I like the Graham description of the market as an insane and random next door neighbor offering to buy and sell you stocks at random prices better. The (stock and bond) market is fully capable of decoupling from economic reality, either by staying depressed (40s-80s) or inflating and crashing repeatedly (90s to now).

>>18345641
Hahaha go brrrrrrrrrrrrr!

>>18345883
Oooooh, I see. Well on the plus side, non-essential retail like that will be among the first to get the green light to reopen.

>>18345641
>muh useless malls filled with luggage and jewellery stores

>>18345940
It is essential. I need transportation and a motorcycle is far more economical than a car.

>>18345767
>>overall deaths are down nationally since people aren't getting into car wrecks or getting other illnesses
*overall white male ages 20-50 deaths are down

We're going to Mars in the next five years.

>>18345958
Major malls bullied small business retailers out over the past few decades. If they also go under what happens to local employment?
Same thing happened with video stores and Blockbuster.

>>18345978
>*overall white male ages 20-50 deaths are down
that or we will be Neo Nazis

>>18345820
>because once summer gets here the fats sitting in their A/C 24/7 are gonna strain the power grid.
Bullish for energy stocks.

>Fundamental Analysis: "People should buy this stock because of reason X,Y, and Z"
>Technical Analysis: "The stock's price is currently going up, and has been in an uptrend that started from this pivot point. The short term average price is rising above a rising long term average price with the distance between them indicating the strength of the trend and whether it is increasing or decreasing in momentum."

BREAKING: Should SMG ban all tripfags?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19721690/r

>>18345922
You uhh really don’t understand how this works at all, do you?

>>18345992
And yet both fail completely with Boeing

>>18345990
priced in

>>18345985
So, like anon said. We're going to Mars.

>>18345978

We need to get out of the house before our suicide numbers begin to moon. White men need industry to evade the existential crises

>>18345999
voted no
if you ban them how else will I filter them?

>>18345999
Pollfags get the rope first

>>18345889
>virus kills everyone but lupus patients and the wealthy who retreated to their pandemic islands with ventilators and AR-15s
>every runner and powerlifter dies
>every genetically blessed Olympic athlete dies
This is how natural selection works

>>18346001
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

>>18346015
>White men need industry to evade the existential crises
Bullish for Paradox Interactive.

Fuck r/wsb and fuck 3d whores. This will always be an anime board.

>>18346008
doesn't seem that bad looking at the 512 tick chart of it with a EMA(10/20). this is why day trading is superior to holding overnight, no gapping risk.

>>18345631
>FUCK TRIPFAGS
>ban tripfags
day of the rope for tripfags soon

>>18346040
>Neupommern has coronavirus!
>>Quarantine the port and let them die

>>18346052
based
but also fuck weebs

>>18346026
>every genetically blessed Olympic athlete dies
Olympic athletes are a meme. Most never do anything of note or success after the Olympics and only managed to have success because of a coach who pushed them every day since a child. Soon as the coach leaves they have no motivation to do anything and become losers.

>>18346052

This post smells like BO

>>18346083

They are also usually wealthy enough to pursue a non-earning sport their entire life. Which is a small crust of society. The only real athletes are the swimmers and runners.

>AMAZON SHIPPING AND ONE/TWO-DAY DELIVERY TO SUSPEND OPERATIONS IN JUNE

>>18345992
It's fine to poke fun at something you don't know how to use properly. It's not something you learn within the day, just keep at it anon. Gains will be had once you get over the learning curve.

>>18345641
Stonks up!

>>18346096
But they're still charging $99?

>>18346096
>Futures go up
Amazing, Futurepajeets sure are amazing

I've just confirmed that SEC has euthanized WSB, I repeat, I've just confirmed that SEC has euthanized WSB. Brace yourselves for the oncoming shitstorm

>>18346052
4chan has always been an anime board
But Asian women are also a core value of /biz/ culture

>>18346096
It's not even operating now.
All shipping is delayed.

Crabs will win tomorrow. Thursday is the big pump or dump day.

>>18345992
If you're buying stock to hold for a long period of time, fundamental analysis tells you when things are cheap compared to their underlying value. It's also been shown to at least be somewhat accurate although it's not guaranteed to pay off quickly. TA, on the other hand, is voodoo nonsense that's been proven repeatedly not to work at all. It's just your brain's pattern recognition processes going overboard and fooling yourself.

CRABS REPORT IN

>>18346096
Thank god i got my package i needed already.

>>18345979
Small businesses will be something we look back on fondly as old people. "Sonny there used to be more stores than just amazon and walmart you know. Well it's time for bed, lets put your robo waifu to bed charlie. Tommorow I'll tell you about these horrible beasts that would bleed for days on end without death."

>>18345822
watch the fleshline

>>18346176
am I a crab if I sell calls to buy more stonk?

So my guess oil will either hard pump or hard dump on Thursday. Does anyone know when the meeting will be, what are the best etfs or inverse etfs to buy for it?

>>18346176
what's your favorite range reversal indicator, anon?

>>18345822
>>18345731
>>18345682
still holding, btw
I still have faith in the intrinsic value of the drug, but a lot of things have happened to line up to delay stuff with the company
nothing bad has happened per se, things have just outwardly been stagnant for a long time

>>18346161
>TA, on the other hand, is voodoo nonsense that's been proven repeatedly not to work at all. It's just your brain's pattern recognition processes going overboard and fooling yourself.
Somtimes you can tell when a huge amount of shares get shorted after a run up. That's when you have to sell. Same goes for huge buys after a drop. I agree otherwise though. TA is garbage and most people who promote it have absolute no knowledge about statistics or any other math heavy field. Backtests my ass.

hmmm
I bought these calls way too high

oh shit broke college boi shows up to make a post

LCGALTSS to 600!

>>18346161
>>18346243
you both have no idea what you're talking about.

>>18346176
Yeah I guess I'm crab mode here. Not trusting trends to hold, selling fast(er than usual) when profits come in.

>>18346239
FRENDULUM!!

>>18346161
>>18346243
How much have you idiots lost to your shit TA?

/smg/ was where I belonged this whole time. I missed so many gains by being in shitcoin threads. I'm killing myself

anyone still holding SQQQ bags? doesn't look good at the moment, but in the shorter-ish term we should be ok (well i hope at least..)

>>18346274
Prove it.

>>18346124
>Those fat tiddies second from right

Nani!?!

>>18346280
hi

>>18346280
>I missed so many gains
That's a bad mindset. As long as the market moves regardless of direction, you can and you will gain money. Unless you're retarded like the majority of people here.

>>18346280
>crypto beyond BTC
Lmao.

>>18346052
pick up the phone

>>18346217
Bump for insider info

>>18346294
I'm not watching your gore bitch

>>18346294

>tfw bulls or bears are going to get to eat delicious crab legs in the next couple of weeks

>>18346267
give it time

>>18346306
is dancing snibbies

>>18346299
This is the only thing that's saving me right now. The hope that I can catch the elusive 100x

>>18346306
i watched it it's just that dumb crab meme video

>>18346319
That is so cute. I'm sorry for my mispointed rage at you. Im just mad that I'm poor. 10/10 webm

>>18346335
>dumb
HOW DARE YOU

>futures bright green

>>18346326
>the elusive 100x
i see you'll be failing here as you did with your shitcoins as well lmao

>>18346326
>The hope that I can catch the elusive 100x
Or you can just trade smaller and win more consistently but whatever.

>>18345641
This

>>18346306
phones worth $1000 can play webms in the browser

crabs are dumb though

1/3 of Disney's revenues are from Parks, time to ice the mice.

>>18346340
hello newfriend
this is the original source
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>18346305
Best bet would probably be buy UCO as soon as there's good news and buy SCO if the trade goes sour, remember to sell at the end of the day since Friday is bunny jew day.

>>18346326
let me congratulate you in advance for your impending 90% losses

>>18345890
Based

>>18346347
>>18346348
You're right I need to learn consistent smaller strategies but I'll throw in some option Gamble's for funsies
>>18346352
I have Google pixel 3a lmao

give me ONE trade for me to go all into tomorrow

>>18346335
>qWdMy45S
>MyASS

>>18345641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GEW1CtzyWU
t. mannarino

JNUG is a boomertarian stock. Are there any actual good gold stocks that aren't memes?

>>18346346
>crabbing around 0%

>>18346387
biomeme: ATE
non-meme: RTX
reasonable: bonds or stay cashgang

one of these things is not like the other

>>18346395
might as well buy literal gold so you can tax evade

>>18346293
prove what? the average price isn't magic. guess what if the short term and long term average price are going down you probably want to be short, it's not that hard and it's just common sense. you're telling me you can't tell what price is doing on each candle with a EMA(10) and EMA(20) on an intraday chart? Really? you think that's "voodoo", really?

"prove it"? literally pull up any chart, put two moving averages on it, and see how often they're correct in their assessment of the trend based on their relation to each other and their slope.

>>18346387
SCO if you think oil will dump, UCO if you think oil will pump.

>>18346387
AMAT. Hodl it.

I have come to the realization that trading is as much about managing yourself as your portfolio. If you used someone else's successful strategy it may not work, because it is a strategy that works for them. You must look deep inside yourself to find your own inner jew.

God I wish anime was real

>>18346176

stocks ONLY stay the same

>>18346196
Selling options is top crab

Line goes down

>>18346387
I'm going in on PLAY

>>18346420
New York was really vulnerable as it's the only metro area in the US where a large percentage of commuters do not own their own vehicles. That subway has to be the primary spread location.

>>18346387
Rat King says buy ROL and sell call until May then hold. Or buy a may call.

For the bears Rat King says I expect to see you bright and early and you'd better have my fucking premmies.

>>18345654
Based roach

>>18346471
Dont forget that its an international hub, city leadership is inept, and that china town tends to import their workers from the motherland. It was the perfect place to get wrecked by corona chan.

UGH ITS SUPPOSE TO LIMIT DOWN WHAT THE FUCK

>>18346440
It is real, its called the Greys

>>18346471

>public transport fags and high density housing fags B T F O

Not to mention globalists. 2020 will be the worst year for globohomo lefties ever.

>>18346112
its amazon's own shipping service for cities, not package shipping via USPS, UPS or Fedex
>tfw us suburban and rural retards keep on winning while city folks get hosed

>>18346438
You got it. Cliche as it is, you treat trading as if you would run a business.

>>18346459
Too much debt and dealing with leases and no customers now its gonna be a headache

>>18346420
Michigan: NY! STOP! NO! GET OUT OF MY LANE REEEEEEEE YOU INFECTED FUCKING BITCH

>>18346471
nyc has wet markets. it deserves to die.

>>18346485
True. I'm sure lots of folks who were sort of neutral on the open borders thing are now doing a hard rethink about whether that's such a grand plan.

Honest question is anyone looking to buy rcl? They are the standard when it comes to cruises and their company consistently ranks as one the most ethical companies to work for. Their ceo is white and went to good schools. Ccl CEO is black and desu I trust white CEO over black one

>crabbing is a precursor to things to come
Wesley Snipes Thursday is coming

>>18346482
Futures rarely move that much until they know 100% you are asleep. The second you drift off the pump or dump comes (whatever fucks you harder for daring to hold overnight)

>>18346512
Everyone is thinking the same, which is why a big boy is going to start a short squeeze to fuck you

>>18346510
Being the most ethical cruise line is like being the nicest kiddie diddler

>>18346471
California and Texas less than Florida. If anything these numbers just show how incompetent these states were at responding to the virus early. Nothingburgerfags unironically got tens of thousands of people killed.

>>18346505

It's not a cut and dry situation like globalist economists like to pretend. National autonomy is a very valuable thing in a world where other countries don't give a rat's ass about the plight of your people (see: China hiding the nature of this virus to keep business running as long as possible and getting everyone infected)

>>18346459
I went there and it was literally Chucky Cheese

>>18346471
Some of the highest per capita death rates from corona (since testing is still non-standard) is actually in rural colorado, idaho, texas, and montana
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/04/06/where-clusters-highest-density-coronavirus-cases-deaths-are-located/
It's going inland. And because the entire US healthcare system is built for efficiency they have the same problems as the more populous areas like New York or New Orleans but less shock they can absorb with their doctors.

>>18346529
What? I mean seriously it's not like cruises will die and right now rcl is at a steep discount

>>18345751
cba boomers btfo

>>18346471
What happened to 90s NYC?

>>18346389
Cumbrain

Buckle up for Thursday. There is going to be a serious algo war. BATTLE OF THE MACHINES

What are the most promising bio-tech stocks shilled here?

>>18346515
>>18346528
You really suck at making money, don't you faggot?

>>18346545

>This cityfag cope article

Oh you went out and deliberately cut out neat little clusters of people that make it look like NYC and DC didn't fail hard in containing this virus or foreseeing their vulnerability, that's really cute

I'm sure people who live miles away from each other and drive everywhere will spread it just as quickly

>>18346409
>biomeme: ATE
>non-meme: RTX
why these 2?

>>18346578
shut the FUCK up nico

>>18346510
Saudis own them now. I dumped today and will never touch them again

>>18346568
I could see it going down wed and thursday depending on opec meeting and virus deaths/cases. I see a yuge pump coming Monday. trump is going try his opening certain states shit after Easter.

Put all my money in XOP, Thursday is gonna be big

>>18346395
im waiting to buy into the bottom of this.

>>18346578
Coming from a man whose already lost literal thousands of dollars, and still holding the bags like a retard? I don't care.

>>18346607
Ur thinking of ccl

I think we might ultimate be green until after Thursday (the fabled OPEC meeting). When nothing comes out of the meeting, we'll drop.

>>18346612
I could really use another big dip to buy more.

>>18346587
Churches have been the biggest disease vectors by far

>>18346638
same which means it won't happen.

>Barstool guy tries to daytrade
>First trade
>Shorts Boeing with margin
>Goes down $1.25 million
>Has mental breakdown
>Quits trading

https://youtu.be/fJ7wOYX9FYQ

>>18346640

are there any good daily stock podcasts/youtube channels that aren't total hacks? The only channel i followed got rich and stopped posting

>>18346545
>>18346640

this is insane cope. I live in a smaller, mostly rural State and we'll never, EVER reach the disgraceful panic levels of New York City. That's just a fact that you're going to have to deal with.

>>18346653
>first trade
>shorts on margin
>Boeing
I've made some poor decisions, but at least I'll never be this dumb.

>>18346662
>The only channel i followed got rich and stopped posting
All of the good ones are the same story. Everyone left is either new or bad.

>>18346653
BAchads win again

Yo RTX bros when are we going back to 153?

>>18346124
marry, kill, kill, kill, fuck, kill, kill

Quiz time anons, what do all of these areas have in common?

>WaPo and NYT will never report on this

>>18346701
N

>>18346124
now those are some milkies i'd like to suck on after a relaxing trip to the sento

>>18346424
>the average price isn't magic
No it isn't. It's lagging and has no special meaning when it's about trading cows. Prices determine the average. The average does not necessarily determine future prices. There are also a shit ton of them. FIRs, IIRs, all sorts of regressions, various weights, lookback lenghts.
One of them will always have worked.(talking about backtests and overfitting)
Market internals are insanely complex nowadays. You have market makers trying to profit off of the spread, hedge fonds and banks doing all kinds of wacky shit, option delta and gamma hedging, etfs, private exchanges buying from and selling to public exchanges as they feel like....
Those factors are not continuous and therefore all sliding window type of indicators which are not highly complex on the inside will be lost.
Quant fin needs some actual models. Not this.
>how often they're correct
In this case it's probably random but dancing around 50/50 in a given chart.

>>18346701
is this bullish?

>>18346701
DESPITE BEING 14% OF THE POPULATION

Should I just buy tesla now panic is mostly gone? tesla bulls are going to run that shit back to 1k a share.

>>18346715
lol

https://www.wsj.com/articles/new-york-has-largest-single-day-death-toll-from-coronavirus-11586282652
This is good for the market

>>18346653
>https://youtu.be/fJ7wOYX9FYQ

how does margin with a short work?
if he wasnt required to close it yesterday, he's probably in the green today considering the move downwards

>>18346395
Kirkland Lake Gold (KL)

>>18346701
Very likely its because blacks are more obese, have worse lifestyles overall, and may be less likely to have decent access to hospitals and medical aid.

I am going to buy 100 VYM and sell a call, rate my plan :)

>>18346663
Can confirm. I have lived both in bumfuck nowhere and in NYC. You don't fear shit like 911 out in the country. When those building loom overhead you can tell that yes, you could get fucked. Subways have to be 100x worse than churches if not 1000x. You pack in shoulder to shoulder with every walk of life. 50 strangers per car, new shuffle everyday. Some people take more than one per day and each goes and sees their coworkers and customers immediately after. Do that again and return to see family, friends and grocery.

Compared to sitting on a bench for an hour on sunday with old people who don't go anywhere but home grocery and church.

>>18346769

Not quite anon. These places all have Dem governors. Think about that, one of the few midwestern states with a Dem gov and southeastern states with a Dem gov managed to top the power rankings. Congratulations are in order!

>>18346701
Vermont doesn't have a high amount of basketball Americans, does it?

>>18345962
I gave one, but rather not ride and get fucked medically with this bullshit going on at the moment.

>>18345828

This feels right. But since it feels right to me, the opposite will happen. The opposite of what I think is going to occur happens everytime.

>>18346701
Strange to me that there is any falloff between NY to NJ. NJ is basically brooklyn with more pajeets.

>>18346772
Based and income pilled. I do that with NOBL

>>18346772
which call

>>18346701
All of those states contain jews

>>18346578
Based 2 scoops.
You should upgrade to 3 scoops.

>>18346701
From Michigan, It's the niggers. it's jumping around from nigger to nigger like a fly to horse shit cause they have 20 people in a 2 bedroom house. times that by thousands

PUMP IT BABY
Who gives a shit about the future

>>18346758
holy shit this is me

>>18346816
Probably something thats -5 to -10% of the current price.

>>18346701
Both of these.

>>18346806
Jerome is trying to make it feel real. You can't just have the protagonist win the whole time. No one will find it believable. This market follows the LoTR movies if you pay attention. January was the hobbits in the shire. Right now we are at Gandalf saying "run you fools". We aren't even at helms deep yet.

>>18346863

The unholy inner city alliance.

>>18346824
enough with the gobble gobble
thanksgiving is over faggot

>>18346709
>The average does not necessarily determine future prices.

you know the past and the present, and based on market structure you determine how high of a probability there is that the trend will continue and assume it does until the average price changes direction. it's not predictive, the question isn't whether it can determine the future it is about whether or not it can accurately display what price is really doing at any point in time. it also shows areas of value in a trend, it is generally wise to buy near them or better.

>There are also a shit ton of them. FIRs, IIRs, all sorts of regressions, various weights, lookback lenghts.

literally just 2 EMA's with periods determining what you define as the short and long trend. i use the EMA(10) and EMA(20). nothing fancy is required. you should be able to accurate determine what price is doing based on that.

>>18346758
>>18346653
>those comments
Why are people supporting this degenerate? I could retire for life off of 1.25M invested in bonds. Fucking idiot

>>18346713
>14%
Not anymore!

>>18346857
unironically based
also id suck that girl's dick

>>18346824
>Based 2 scoops.
>You should upgrade to 3 scoops.
<3
I'm switching to "Scoops Supreme" when I finally get to close this position at the next all time high.

>>18346861
>selling ITM calls below your cost basis

Gonna get wrecked

Apparently something about AMD got leaked in WSB on reddit of all places anyone hear or know anything lol?

>>18346888

>>18346286
Doesnt look good? We formed a death cross and 3 black crowns .. Nasdaq will bleed and nothing will stop it

>>18346653
>>18346685
Did you guys see the moment he fucked up?
It was when he said he could make 5 million on this trade. He never thought how much he could lose.

>>18346910
>>18345467

>>18346545
>1 grandma in a town of 4000 people dies
>SEE, CITIES ARE FINE BECAUSE THEIR PER CAPITA DEATH RATE IS LOWER THAN BUMFUCK NOWHERE TOWNS WHERE THE 87 YEAR OLD GERTRUDE GOT COVID
this article is the definition of cope

>>18346868

Its not so bad. Things are so volatile right not that idmf I make a wrong move, I only have to hold for a day to break even or profit. Hoping my sqqq at 15.66 pays off tomorrow.>>

>>18346906
>protecting an investment in a bear market
As long as the premium makes up the difference I'm not going to complain!

>>18346885
i definitely enjoy schadenfreude from dumbass meat heads, especially ones that didnt even know what 25% of 5 million was and how to do it on the calculator, and I hope to god he closed his short at a loss and is contemplating suicide right now seeing he could've made epic gains if he didnt have weak hands

>>18346910
>>18346919
This is confirmed a fake.

My ZM puts are going green. ZM has had consistent drops every day, so I got in today to take advantage of that. If you'd have gotten in a few weeks ago you'd already been bigly green.

>>18346953
Based. I opened my ZM shorts when it had a price-to-earnings of 1700. Easiest trade of my life. I even mentioned it a few times to people who wanted to actually make money

>>18346701
>somehow california is mostly avoid coronachan outside of LA
>governor newsom is somehow being competent and useful
>things are so mild here we are actually sending ventilators to other states
never did I think my state would handle anything well and the one time it has is during a pandemic

>>18346910
The mods told mother admin that Jartek(super mod) wanted to sell wsb to a shitty TA trading scam group and they banned him. End of story

>>18346653
I made 50€ with my first option trade ever betting against BA like 3 weeks ago or something.

>>18346854
That's the spirit!

kek

wsb was faking gains to promote some faggotry esports trading event and books

>imagine falling for that massive moomoo trap
dumb bulls never learn

>ZM being sued for violations of federal securities laws on its security and encryption claims

OHNONONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://news.yahoo.com/zoom-zm-alert-johnson-fistel-024300235.html

I just started learning about trades a couple days ago and I made 24 dollars today guys. Little by little hopefully we all make it

>>18346217
meeting is a half hour before nyse opens 9 o clock

Which one of you faggot bulls wants to bet there is no oil deal reached on friday?

>>18346185
The WAT? I don’t know the flesh line. Is it like the smooth penis indicator??

>>18346432
Why’s that???
I want to buy back in honestly but I think the market wants to go back down.
>>18346970
Bay Area got on that one FAST. Sacramento I’m not sure. But fuckkng LA mayor Garcia waited way too long to shutdown the schools as far as I can tell. Fuck him.

>>18346124
I do squats with the girl on the far right desudesssssu

Any good podcasts that deal with investing? Not looking for something educational, just topical to current events.

>>18346966
is it too late for me to short ZM anon

>>18346640
Kike spotted

>>18346854
>he doesn’t know about the deflationary spiral
Nigga this meme is dumb and everyone who talks about muh Weimar muh Zimbabwe muh hyperinflation is just outing themselves as a massive retard.

>>18347237
>Why’s that???
Oh it's just because the anon was asking what to all-in so I picked a company i'm sure will survive and also has some pretty good upside from current level. It'll go down with the market if market goes down.

>>18347245
Probably not, Im thinking of grabbing puts at 70 in May.

>>18345631
WHERE IS THE CRASH THAT WAS PROMISED!

>new york starts digging mass graves
>stocks go up
>new york announces curve is flattening
>stocks go down

>>18346915
can you show me where the crows are? to me it looks like head and shoulders forming

>>18347271
>>18347245
Too late. Look at what I posted in >>18347191

>>18347279
Look at who is getting killed by the virus. Hint, it’s not wealthy white people.

>>18347283
I hate these discontinuities, they decide the fate of the market when most people aren't trading.

>>18347299
china was actually out greatest ally the whole time

>>18347295
Dont you know? Nothing is priced in!

>>18347307
either way this looks to me like some serious bearish reversal

>>18346966
1700 is actually a pretty good PE ratio for that kind of company. That means it actually has earnings.

>>18347245
Probably not. Even after falling, ZM's price is still up a lot. According to Yahoo, the current market cap is $31.736B. You can compare to other similar companies to what sort of market cap you would expect ZM to have, but I would guess that it ought to be much less than that. That said, buying put options is safer than selling short because the worst you can lose buying a put contract is whatever you paid for the contract. If you sell short, in the worst case that ZM gets bought out for a trillion dollars or something, you're hosed.

Toasty night bred
>>18346765
>>18346765
>>18346765
>>18346765

>>18347283
What timeframe per candle?

>>18346387
FRO

Russians and Saudis will need to store their oil glut somewhere

>>18347368
>>18347368
>>18347368
real new thread with ban tripfags poll in it

>>18346970
Link to testing statistics? My understanding (I'm in cali) is that the state simply isn't testing very much, unless it's likely to make a difference in treatment. It's likely spreading all over the place but healthy "young" people don't get tested so they figure it's just a cold unless told otherwise.

>>18347406
Just force anonymize. Goddamn you're as obnoxious as him.

>>18346653
lmfao would would you trade options instead of stock, at least if you're holding bags they're worth something.

>>18347437
https://www.latimes.com/projects/california-coronavirus-cases-tracking-outbreak/

>>18346696
After Trump declares war on Venezuela. Which will be soon, given that he can't tout the stock market's performance now in his reelection campaign.

>>18347570
The fact that we haven't gone to war with them yet since he took office has me doubt this.

>>18347570
Though it would please me if we tomahawked maduro's ass in the presidential palace.

>>18345631
>hey guys help trump win so he can give tax breaks to guys who make billions
>please guy stocks and ignore crypto which gives 10 -20 % returns in a day if you can simply watch a index on a website for a week to get the pattern

click change 24 hour

https://coinmarketcap.com

the big winner yesterday was cybervein who got a wopping 44% gain in a measly 24 hours

>>18346884
>literally just 2 EMA's with periods determining what you define as the short and long trend. i use the EMA(10) and EMA(20). nothing fancy is required. you should be able to accurate determine what price is doing based on that.
How do you behave when the price brokes EMAs?

>>18347268
Federal Reserve Internet Defense Force up late this evening

Buy more MSFT, y/n ?

Well done btw

>>18347263
They are still sucking dicks tho

>>18345732
Yeah sure price action is real until all of a sudden it isn't.

>>18347191
NONONO

>>18346420
gotta inflate the numbers for gibs

>>18349943
I heard that wagies are going to go back to work soon. Looks like recession is cancelled since we only had one quarter of dip, and it'll start growing again now.

>>18347268
If we can just print infinite money why even have private companies?

>>18350973
Because the goyim haven't caught on yet. Infinite money still has value because the masses don't realize there's infinite money. They believe their dollar has worth, and so it does.

new thread

>>18351107
>>18351107
>>18351107
>>18351107

>>18345641
PRICED IN

>>18345832
>91%
>9%
hmmmmm

Is there a good bearish ETF that I can safely hold over the weekends? Are all inverse ETF problematic or only the leveraged ones for holding over several days? I suppose VIX is also not very good for holding multiple days. Any ideas? I would safe my funds over the easter weekend, it's getting too hot for me. Cash is plan B, if nothing else makes sense.