/biz/ - Business & Finance

Crab it

WHO losing bigly

Options be crazy wtf

>>18342702
>Futures Red
OHNONONONONO MUMUS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Okay lads. Airbus or Spirit AeroSystems?

>>18342724
Me!!! Me!

i bought 4/9 275 calls today. how stupid ami?

>>18342727
I bought 2 puts, 261p and 260p, that I meant for the thursday expiry. I bought tomorrow expiry. I put all the money I had left on it.

It went down to 346 dollars
It is currently at 1.4k
A gap down will enrichen me
A gap up will fuck me

Wew

>>18342741
TDY the best aero/industrials play, RTX otherwise, both if you really must make it.

I just want to congratulate all the biz bulls on wisely spending their government gibs checks on spy calls. From the bottom of my heart I wanted to thank you all.

>>18342758
You are going to get raped by theta anyway you look at it

>>18342758
>>18342750

>>18342750
>>18342750
Stupid. No oil deal will be reached. The Russians and Saudi’s have no intention of reconciling. They want to kill American oil while the wu ping cough cripples the economy.
They are all in on this. They are adversaries and any thought that they would do anything to benefit us atm is naive.

First

>Oil

>>18342788
i didnt even know or consider that. i just thought meme magic would hold for at least this week

>>18342787

>>18342808
ur gonna have a bad time my guy

Soo ... i bought back in today.
In other words: Market will crash tomorrow

>>18342783
I'm selling tomorrow at opening regardless. Even with that crazy ass -600 theta I still would make some profit if it opens at 0%. If it opens ITM on both Theta won't even matter and I can take the profit that is showing today.

>>18342816
fuck me. there goes 400 dollars

>>18342702
60% of my account is SPY puts expiration September.

>>18342702
Can someone recommend me some trading platforms? I have had ToS for 3 years am I am tired of it's ugly ass. This is the position window and it looks like shit. If you cancel an order it just sits in your positions for a day like a retard. Somehow It's clearer to look at my positions on the mobile version. It has depth but it is a clutters fucking mess. I don't want full training wheels RobinHood but I don't want this shit.

I want to try new platforms, but why for the love of god do like none of them let you try for free with paper money?

I was told that writing covered calls generated income. But it looks like Fidelity is telling me that the call I wrote is actually costing me $20. Am I retarded because I'm reading this wrong or am I retarded because I have no clue what I'm doing and so I fucked it up?

To the person in the last thread.
Why would you pick just about penny stock oil storage (DHT)? When you can pick something like INSW? Or pic related

Spy 280 Thursday

>>18342836
Dont listen to /biz/, ever, including me

>>18342856
Also lots of $5 and under ones here, ignore those.

>>18342860
More like 250

Damn Trump is killing it with these press conferences. I can't wait till he does his exclusive with that boot licker Sean Hannity. Knowing Trump he'll give Hannity the scoop on something huge.

>>18342876
so what the fuck do i do with the rest of my money?

>>18342893
Think you forgot the pic

Why are you gay?

>>18342896
You're not supposed to listen to /biz/ so do what ever you want. Personally I'd look for some leaps on USO and try to time some January 2021 call options at the bottom. I'm not convinced the bottom is in for USO quite yet.

>>18342896
I can’t tell you, you might listen.

I am, personally, selling half my positions at open and waiting. I also have HAL calls which may or may not print in a few months.

>>18342856
Is INSW a storage place? DHT has gotten a shit ton of contract to book tankers for 12 months. They don't even have to bring it anywhere. Literally they can port anywhere and collect money. They way I see it, anybody who stores oil is a buy. With limited space, you can charge a premium. Fuck, if an oil company wants to pay me they can stack barrels in my fucking garage and empty pool if they want.

>Bears trying to claim the all Crabs work and effort today
Pathetic.

>>18342913
>>18342915
thanks

>>18342906
No I was referring to the pic I posted.
FRO is above $5.

CCL is a dumb stock, no one will go on a cruise ship again.

Could someone explain trade volume to me, but it has a volume of 800.
It has perforned very well in the past and has great companies in holding.

>https://www.newsweek.com/ivermectin-head-lice-drug-coronavirus-1496496

so what's all this, then?

>futures

>>18342925
based Jacob poster

>>18342930
So if it’s oil and below 5...ignore?

>>18342925
Posting this everyday until I get a margin call on my covered puts. (shhhh don't tell the bears I am secretly using the strike price as where I wanted to buy in anyway)

>>18342933
no trader has ever gone broke by underestimating the intelligence of boomers

>>18342940
Only two drugs have been proven to work so far and are undergoing even more trials to prove that the treatment is better than the disease. That isn't one of them.

I'm thinking s&p might get crabbish around here without a catalyst.

>>18342940
Already priced in.

FUTURES
THEY'RE OPEN!!!

TONIGHT I MAKE THE GAINS I LOST YESTERDAY, THE FUTURE(S) ARE LOOKING BRIGHT. WHO ELSE BEARGANG? WHAT SHORTS YOU HOLDING? SMALL CAP BUT BIG GAINS AHEAD

>>18342948
but its Priced in

>>18342972
People were still getting on cruise ships in March!

Dumb people. Dumb.

>>18342987
we need revisit 2200 atleast

so is oil about to get pump?

>>18342982
Not sure what the point of the vaccine is. We will be dealing with the crisis left in it's wake by the time we have a vaccine.

>>18342982
Sounded like bad news from gilead on remdesevir, cramer sounded bummed this morning, said usually they hint by now if there's something good coming, and now his only hope is for
R
E
G
E
N E R O N

Can't wait till my 2400 bucks gets here. End of April hurray up.

What's the next thing that's gonna moon? Any ideas?

>HE BOUGHT THE TOP

>>18342999
right now it am looking bullish but need stay above 2620

>>18343000
No. The Russians and Saudi’s are going to make it tank even harder during the meeting. They have no intention of doing anything that could help America.

>>18343000
All this has happened before and it will happen again.

Don't you remember when oil prices crashed in the great recession? OPEC couldn't agree to cut production and oil storage got full everywhere.

>>18342992
beargang here
253 spy puts for the 17th got clobbered by this fake pump

>>18342940
>in vitro
an extremely preliminary result reported by a journalist that barely read the abstract

lmfao that oil question slap down.

Basedboy journalist just BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCUNNYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18342843
I'm pretty sure you can integrate your brokerage account with tradingview. I've never used it like that before but the functionality is there. Don't know if it will be much cleaner in appearance though.

so, antibe
>phase 2b trial complete
>phase 3 trial imminent
>"Very confident" in positive results
>looking to partner with pfizer for us and european distribution
>thinks they can capture 80% of the post operative pain market currently held by opiods
>preparing a NASDAQ listing for Q4 (which implies they expect at least $1/share)
not bad for a leaf pennystock

How can you ask a question about it if you don't know the price?

>>18343007
Because over one million people are confirmed infected. And there are 7 billion on the planet.

I lost 10k reasonably shorting SPY a month ago. I made 87k shorting SPY today. Get fucked, bullniggers.

>>18343015
Big oil shorts!

>>18343046
That simply will not and cannot happen for reasons that I am way too lazy to explai.
>t. medfag

>>18343072
Damn bro congrats. I don’t know options yet jelly

>>18343035
>253 puts
Even as a bear I have to say, I'm so sorry

>NO NO NO, NOT YOU

>MIGA
kek

>>18343090
I'll post tits if you explain

>>18343119
>I'd rather invest in Israel

>>18343103
Absolutely delusional. Get help, you’re fucking retarded.

>tfw you DCA index funds in irl life but it’s so boring you need to role play on /biz/ to feel some financial excitement

>>18343119
>MIGA = buy megacap stocks because small businesses will cease to exist in the US

>>18343119

>let me just go ahead and put all my money in the largest and most evident tech stocks, I'm a genius

>>18343134
kinda mean anon

>>18343127
He posts this exact comment every time when Antibe is mentioned. Ignore him.

>>18343119
it's still so weird for me to see Facebook fall from grace like this

>>18343134
This shit might crab for an entire month before a real dip again anon. He has 10 days.

Any opinion on tanker stocks that you guys are getting before the meeting?
Euronav and FRO where my plan.

there's no bottom until you see AAPL hit 200

>>18343154
yeah well if he knows something I want to know it before I put 20% of my portfolio into a biomeme making hopped up aleve

>>18343127
There are more NSAIDs that already exist and are relatively GI safe, that are already proven safe and readily available. The absolute worst GI problems caused by the most 'harsh' NSAIDs on the most critical pt population are genuinely mild. They are developing a drug with the exact same mechanism of action as say Ibuprofen, despite it not doing anything different kek.

Who here bought today? I want to know who else is going to the poorhouse with me.

ALRIGHT REDPILL ME
What stupid shit did trump say before I could tune in to the conference?

Did he try to blame the WHO again?

>>18343183
I don't THINK the hedgies and tutes are really goinng to let apple dip below $200 in this timeline. They're not fucking Boeing, people are still going to want phones and use those phones to make all sorts of microtransactions that aaple gets a piece of.

>>18343143
you are genius sir please take all of my money

You may have taken a mere 3% of the Rat King's Mighty gains, but I am already nearly my pre-crash level of power. Soon the crab alliance declaration will be signed and while the kingdom of bear and bull squabble, I shall take my prize.THE KINGDOM OF CORONA!

>>18343193
Is that it? Your entire argument is "aleve but strictly better won't be a success because aleve is kinda okay already"?

We're green boys!

>>18343214
>Did he try to blame the WHO again?
Yes but they are to blame. Literally owned by China now.

>>18343214
>red pill me ^_^
go back to redd*t you absolute faggot

>>18343185
Don't waste your money on bioshit unless you're a subject matter expert and follow it religiously. As far as pump and dump, insider trading, and scams It's worse than shitcoins.

>>18343213
I went all in on Boeing today haha...

>>18343223
kek you clearly are not a direct care provider, go all in my friend, enjoy losing your money. please think of me before you commit sudoku.

>>18343222
RATS FOR THE RAT KING!

>>18342860
Try 220

>>18343246
>dude I move organs around so I'm an expert in hydrogen sulfide chemistry
now I'm buying in just to spite you

>>18343223
fuck off ranjesh

How do I long White People casually saying the N-Word without a Nigger Pass?

what company should i invest in if i want to invest in the company that is going to cure covid? nothing major, just want to buy 100 shares and let it ride.

>>18343044
I'll check it out. ToS is just fucking ugly over all. Love the chart shit, but god there is no "Oh let me quickly peek my positions". It's "oh let me sift through gray ass text on a black background for 5 minutes because nothing is labeled beyond "BUY or SELL" and we need to have jumbo BUY SELL 100 buttons everywhere.

>>18343228
Nah, they sounded the alarm and trump chose to ignore them. The only thing they did wrong is the same thing Trump did: praise Xi's handling of the crisis.

He STILL refuses to blame Xi while blaming china in the next sentence.

>>18343233
All I need to know is Eyelea is making good money, and Kaletra show promise as do monoclonal antibodies. and REGN is fucking minting coin.

>>18343231
gay and retardpilled

>>18343260
I went to medical school, enjoy your (you) though. Your ~1k loss is probably easily mitigated but is still a foolish investment.

>>18343222
i know bull/bear/crab but wtf is rat?

>>18343253
oh my...

Preorder your NTDOY switch today!

>>18343163
>it's so wonderful for me to see Facebook fall from grace like this

>>18343260
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLNIGGERS

>>18343288
an anon

alright boys
where do we go all in

>>18343284
okay but keep in mind that if I so much as make ten cents in profit I'm going to mock you relentlessly

>>18343302
>Asking smg for advice
That's a yikes from me, bucko

>>18343260
ngmi

>>18343267
Considering we have been aware of coronaviruses for almost 100 years and have never developed a functional vaccine I’d say don’t bet on it

>>18343274
>He STILL refuses to blame Xi while blaming china in the next sentence.
That’s politics. If he does that it’ll set off a whole new series of difficulties in an already difficult time. He likely knows this was an act of bio terrorism and he will act accordingly when the time is right. Right now is not that time. But when the time is right, you are going to see your tax dollars burn a hole through the atmosphere and into a few strategic Chinese sites that’ll put the fear of god in them from on high.

>>18343284
How is your tmdx doing?

>>18343260
KIKE GLOWNIGGER ALERT

>>18343264
It has the potential to be the next Amazon, get in before it moons

>>18343226
futures dunno what the fug. looks like waiting to see what asia does at open.

>>18343274
>Nah, they sounded the alarm and trump chose to ignore them
They literally said not to close borders to China like he did do and not to call it the wuhan flu as its mean and deny Taiwan access to the WHO. The director of the WHO only got the job because China pushed for him. Nice try CCP shill.

>>18343323
Can I mail my trumpbux somewhere to make this happen sooner

Coronavirus Is Hitting Black Americans Hardest - And That's A Good Thing

>>18343260

>>18343333
Cool numbers.

Gold is gonna dump.

>>18343333
Well isn't Covid-19 fully eradicated in Asia now?

>>18343274
WHO is literally lying for China and by proxy helping undermine the severity of the disease. If China had told the truth and not threw that doctor in prison, we would have known way earlier that this virus was so deadly. They're probably at a million cases by themselves and 50k dead but we wouldn't know because China for the past four months has been lying to us.

China lying caused most people to under predict what was happening while those chink fucks sent sleeper agents to buy supplies in bulk and cripple the US economy. They likely also conspired with Russia to start the oil war. Then they sold broken ventilators as a PR stunt to further loosen US political power and cripple their enemies.

Trump and everyone else thought it was a nothing burger because China made us think it was a nothing burger. They went out of their way to undermine and then worked against us. If we go to war I'd be the first to join just so I could carve a few fucking zipperheads for myself.

>yfw liberals were jumping for joy at the thought of magatard boomers getting wiped out by this disease and then it ends up being 75% inner city Democrat blacks

>>18343341
I wish lad. I wish.
If you navy lab glowies are reading this can you fucking PLEASE just fire a warning shot at China with the space gat? Americans could use a morale boost.

>>18343260
Bruh

>>18343302
>serious
keep it in cash for now, maybe buy into cheap bluechips you're familiar with
>potato
all in SQQQ
>big brain plays
30/30/40 SPXL, SOXL, TMF

>>18343344
remember when AOC said blacks should get reparations from the stimulus bill because of this? ahhh... had a good laugh at that one.

>>18343336
WHO director is also an avowed communist and China is heavily invested in his country. Completely in the CCPs pocket.

>>18343370
They're on the happy side of the curve now... more or less.

hooooly shit

Momma Birx threading the needle... SUCCESSFULLY!? Mentioning the risk to black communities (because lmaodiabetes&lmaoobesity&lmaobeingpoorisunironicallybadforyourhealth)

>>18343323
>ids bioderrorism
if you mean, because they shipped infected people all over the world, definitely. If you mean nature couldn't have devised a virus like this without help from man tinkering, I doubt it.


>>18343336
>they said not to call it the chink flu
who the fuck cares?

They said its bad and he ignored it. He said "let it rip" and wanted to ride it out. IN FEBRUARY. WHEN YOU AND I AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS GETTING MRES AND SUPPLIES READY.

>>18342775
Mines going to puts, can I get a thanks too?

>>18343090
Based tmdx anon
How has the tranny Chinese virus changed the transplant world?

>>18343374
>threw that doctor in prison
never happened

>>18343377
>>18343351
>>18343330
>>18343318
>>18343297
always inverse /smg/, antibe to the moon confirmed

>>18342767
Already have some RTX. Will look into TDY if it can get back to ~250

>>18343344

>>18343299
THE RAT KING AND HIS RAT PLAGUE BASED INVESTMENTS! Mark my words... in May it will be a RATS MARKET after all. And the Kingdom of Corona shall raise a new banner.

>>18343302
Carnival

>>18343333
Checked, Nikkei looks like crab. Probably just crab tomorrow and who knows clown market Friday. I want to say dump but I think it's another short squeeze so might be a pump

>>18343380
>reparations
If you consider slave labor to be farm labor at double the modern costs for illegal migrant workers, blacks still owe whites trillions in welfare reparations

>>18343389
It has aids genes you absolute moron. There's nothing that makes sense but bioengineering.

>>18343402
Nice try Ping, but everyone in America can see you slimy fuckers disappearing people left and right for going against the narrative. Your chink virus was an act of war and when the US is done with this, we're coming for you.

https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-whistleblower-doctor-li-wenliang-in-critical-condition-2020-2

>>18343405
but you're /smg/

>>18343420
>anon giving financial advice
>forgot it’s tuesday

>>18343323
I'd give a lot to see China get a rod from god or two for this, whether it was intentional on their part or not.
I'd just love to see a kinetic bombardment, really.

>>18343405
Ask me how I know you’re a newfag, I’m begging you

>>18343420
>Friday
Meant thursday

>>18343389
>If you mean nature couldn't have devised a virus like this without help from man tinkering, I doubt it.
Oh no Not for one second would I think the chinks could actually build a deadly bioweapon from scratch. They stumbled onto something and fiddled with it a bit before letting it spread.

>>18343426

If you consider the fact that your average "black" has 10x the chance of having slaveowner genes than your average white

time to pay for the sins of the father

>>18343436
>He was reprimanded by the police in Wuhan and required to sign a letter acknowledging that he was "making false comments."
>thrown in prison

take your meds or learn to read

>>18343441
We might live to see a nuclear detonation in 4K UHD, anon
Believe in the dream

>>18343438

>>18343433
is it true that AIDs came from having sex with monkeys though lmao

>>18343442
how do you know that he's a newfag? :^)

>>18343441
what would actually happen in the aftermath? would china try to sue the US and/or report them to the Hague for weaponizing space? would they pretend it was an earthquake or a gas plant explosion and bow down?

>>18343449
https://www.businessinsider.com/china-coronavirus-whistleblowers-speak-out-vanish-2020-2

>>18343455
Keep up the cope. Your bet is based on publicly available information. You have no advantage over insider traders

>>18343007
>Not sure what the point of the vaccine is.
The vaccine is so we can turn this into one more variant of the seasonal flu, because if we can't and like SARS-CoV-1 beating this doesnt confer lifetime immunity, we'll be dealing with Corona-chan as a permanent unwanted guest.

>>18343457
More likely from eating them

>>18343457
No, it was a Frenchman who cut himself butchering monkey meat who later fucked a woman who then fucked a fag who was experimenting with bisexuality

>>18343302

Don't do anything yet, just sit with this money till mid-May and buy SPY calls expiring in October.

Remember...you can either lose 10k in the next two weeks fucking around and day trading a crab market...or almost assuredly make 10k+ if you're just patient and wait until the curve actually begins to flatten.

Wait till like 60k people are dead and then buy. Just refresh the page every day. The second it passes 60k folks dead, buy *long term* SPY calls. Or just wait for a dip (could be this week or early next) and buy long term Apple calls.

>>18343409
based

>>18343441
Rods from God are actually pretty inefficient and really just dumb. If you're going to play the kinetic bombardment game you should throw rocks, and if you don't have the capacity to throw rocks around, you should stick to nukes. Kinetic bombardment is a WMD anyways, it's not like you can drop a rod on the Three Gorges Dam and claim some sort of "get out of nuclear retaliation free" card.

>>18343457
I have no idea but my dumbass is smart enough to know that Corona virii have never been anywhere close to aids virii.

>>18343466
>Other citizen journalists and critics in China have been censored or arrested after sharing information about the outbreak. Some have disappeared or are under surveillance.
>citizen journalists and critics

do I have to repeat myself?

>>18343426
the only slaves we have nowadays are "illegal under-the-table who we take advantage of but who aren't literal slaves like blacks were" spics and computer programs, feels bad man.

>>18343469
Cool, so why are you in the stock market at all? I assume you only hold bonds and index funds, right?

Also just a reminder for student loan bros, they have suspended all auto-debit payments for federal student loans, so make sure to keep paying while interest is 0% to lower that principal

>>18343494
Take solace in the fact that all AIs have an anti nigger bias until they’re lobotomized for political reasons

OOOOOOO i just made fucking 50k

when will we start to see the real world effects of this?

>>18343463
They would have retaliated by launching nukes the second they knew what happened. We would then lase them down in short order.

>>18343507
How much did you have at risk to net that

>>18343486
what if a monkey had sex with a bat though
think about it

>>18343510
Over the next two years.

>>18343502
Student loans retards used their money to buy beer and weed when I was in college, watching them nuke their meager savings with spy puts while bernie robs them of the remaining dimes has been pure joy

>>18343374
they couldn't blame china if they wanted access to china. that was plainly obvious to anyone that was payinng attention.

Trump said it was nothing, that it would disappear "like a miracle" and would decline when it was only in the single digits.

The WHO was being diplomatic by not blaming Xi, much like Trump is. They couldn't stop Xi from spreading it by the time they were on the scene, but trump had intelligence on that shit soon after the "phase one trade deal" was signed.

Yeah great, cut off travel. But it wouldn't have changed much. YOU AND I WERE BOTH WATCHING when Italy was obviously exploding. And yet I kept reading about people coming in from Italy while trump did nothing.

AND THEN HE BLAMES THE PREPPERS FROM BUYING ALL THE MASKS AND SANITIZERS??? HE HAD MORE INFORMATION THAN ANY PRIVATE CITIZEN DID, PEOPLE WERE ABLE TO STOCKPILE THAT SHIT BECAUSE HE ACTED SO SLOWLY. JUST MORE DEFLECTING BLAME.

>>18343426
lmao do you also want to argue that women should pay men reparations? This reparation shit is virtue signaling and unamerican.

>>18343433
haven't heard that since one pajeet with a degree from Devry said it had hiv connections. post the followup reports from real doctors.

>>18343449
>>18343436
The dude was dead. You think Putin's the only one who doers sneaky polonium poisoning shit? Maybe he worked himself to death, but if he lived the CCP was going to take him out one way or the other.

>>18343504
automation is cool. a computer is basically a slave that will never need food or water, never ask for any raise or even compensation, never gets tired or has to sleep, and can perform at multiple orders of magnitude faster speeds and more precision than any human. i actually really enjoyed my time writing my own automated trading bot for example, now it just makes money for me without me doing anything.

>>18343485
how would they know that it wasn't an asteroid or something

>>18343510
>whittu piggu disparage grorious china
>time to rock thlead
like pottery

>>18343487
Please continue damage control. It's sad.

>>18343510
Your source is reddit so probably never

>>18343525
Not all of us fren
I studied hard, graduated with highest honors, and have a job that pays more than double my current balance
Let the idiots who spent their money of beer and weed suffer though, it is a pleasant sight.

>>18343530
because either
1. they'd see the missile launching the rods
or
2. they'd see the rods being deorbited
or
3. it literally would be an asteroid, that's what I meant by "throwing rocks", but it would be clear the trajectory was altered

>>18343528
>lmao do you also want to argue that women should pay men reparations? This reparation shit is virtue signaling and unamerican.
No i think Artificial womb technology and fembots are simultaneously the end and the glorious destiny of our species
>>18343529
Based modern day slave master

>>18343485
This. They’re really costly to get up there as well.
Particle weapons, on the other hand, have proven very efficient. The beam experiments aboard a rocket project showed a lot of promise. Ever since then you see publications on antimatter particle production, containment, and acceleration.
We got so many nice toys lads.

>>18343510
>African and South Asian numbers
Who gives a shit. Niggers are useless and they'll just open more call centres in prisons.

>>18343463
Seeing the aftermath would be the most interesting part.
My money would be on China playing the natural disaster angle, to save face until they decided what to do next.
You wouldn't think any kind of overt military response would be on the table for them, technically MAD is still in effect, and the US has a much more imposing nuclear arsenal - beyond just the tech advantages that make their sheer numbers largely useless in a modern military context.
I think China would retaliate economically and covertly, but who really knows how far it would go.

>>18343528
>AND THEN HE BLAMES THE PREPPERS FROM BUYING ALL THE MASKS AND SANITIZERS??? HE HAD MORE INFORMATION THAN ANY PRIVATE CITIZEN DID, PEOPLE WERE ABLE TO STOCKPILE THAT SHIT BECAUSE HE ACTED SO SLOWLY. JUST MORE DEFLECTING BLAME.


I'm don't think it was US citizens who went out of their way to stock pile. I think it was a deliberate attack on supply chain.

>>18343541
the source is sky news, dumbass

>>18343525
And yet they'll probably get 10k of free gibs and the rest of us just get that bill piled on to the national debt.

>>18343537
the sad thing is that China bailed you out in 2008
I'm sure they'd be pretty disappointed if they read your posts about them

>>18343570
>China bailed you out
A communist nigger sold us to China.

>>18343550
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_Peripheral_Interface

Look up what MOSI and MISO actually stand for, it's pretty based.

I’ve been holding 300 shares of SCO since friday afternoon. I almost cashed out today after it spiked but I got greedy. Is it possible it’ll see another 15%+ pump or should I go ahead and take my profit? I don’t like holding leveraged funds for more than a day or so usually but I don’t see oil going up anytime soon.

>>18343555
The fact that we have had nuclear shaped charges for almost 50 years and nobody talks about them astounds me. Nuclear shaped charges! Casaba howitzers! Aliens could come to Earth and we'd be the ones with the upper hand.

>>18343487
>me chinky, me rikey eat the bat and derg
that's u btw

>>18343510
We won't see any. Our hands are tied until American robots can replace chinks in manufacturing.

>/SMG/: pol edition
When do the newfriends go back?

>>18343487
Dude he is probably a chink if he says anything other than "CHIA-NUH-VEREE STRONGARU, bat no give sickness, make PENIS STRONG!" he's going to go straight to a commie cell and lose 1000 ChingChong points and be locked out of TinyPeePeePornHub

>>18342826
Are you sure? I got out with 3K in my pocket today so I'm pretty sure things are going to the moon

>>18343600
The last day of trading during the week is usually slower heading into the weekend

>>18343594
we're unironically going to replace chinks with spics in latin and south america, just watch. to a certain extent, other asian countries that aren't china like taiwan, vietnam, sri lanka, etc.

CHINA GET YE GONE

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b-b-b-b-b-bullbros???????????????????

>>18343548
dude have you ever played any of the Ace Combat video games
there is this whole cool backstory about a huge asteroid shower and how it caused a bunch of different countries to build crazy superweapons to shoot down the asteroids

anyway someone has to drop a big asteroid somewhere
it might as well be us

>>18343562
he had fucking bill barr come out and say "we're coming for you, hoarders!"

Trump made a big song and dance about that shit, everyone was talking about the evil people hoarding masks.

Trump could easily have prevented all of that. As well as preventing a bunch of chinamen from buying a bunch of costcopacks of masks and shipping them back home.

All he had to do is pay attention to his own fucking intelligence assets. I don't give a fuck about calling it a china virus, that's just a way to get people to get upset about the wrong thing. Travel ban was also stupid in how little and late it was. You think he should get a fucking medal for that?

>>18343631
it's just crabbin lad, what are you talkin about?

futures green

>>18343600
certainly feels like never
I'd say fall when the kids go back to school, but that's election season so who the fuck knows

>>18343602
>make PENIS STRONG!

it's gonna be sad if the world ends because some chink with a tiny dick tried to overcompensate for his shortcomings. some chink with a small dick who didn't want to have a small dick killed us all, imagine that.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BULLFAGS BTFO
HIEL HITLER BTW

>>18343622
Im half in and half out. Definite crab for the rest of the week.

>>18343627
unironically what's wrong with the nobel peace prize? chicoms hate peace?

>>18343637
>he had fucking bill barr come out and say "we're coming for you, hoarders!"

Yeah that was pretty fucked. I'm not sure if there's any data on them going after literal hoarders though. They seem to be targeting people exploiting the market shortage and confiscating Jewish/"family business"/Chink mask/hand sanitizer suppliers. Fuck those people. The guy who owns 7 ar15s and 15lbs of pinto beans seems to be unaffected though.

>>18343660
>he shorted the bottom again

kek, lets say you've made it. you've survived the shit life tosses at you and you've "retired" at last with a cool 100,000 in your S&P fund. This does not include any other income. You've been a smart dude so your only debt is the house. Your S&P fund alone with provide you over 8,300 a month in spending money. Unless you suddenly go on some life crisis shit or whatnot 8,300 a month should cover your expenses with green left over. This is just one income stream. Savings, S.S,etc is just extra gravy.

asia gonna pump market again nottant they

>>18343521
Thought about it..do you think the viruses are having sex also?

>>18343528
https://www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-latestcoronavirus-research-reveals-that-the-virus-has-mutated-gene-similar-to-hiv-and-is-1,000-times-more-potent-
https://amp.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3052495/coronavirus-far-more-likely-sars-bond-human-cells-scientists-say
https://www.statnews.com/2020/02/03/retraction-faulty-coronavirus-paper-good-moment-for-science/
https://slashdot.org/story/367350
https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/27/coronavirus-hiv-like-mutation-helps-attack-human-cells-scientists-claim-12314129/amp/
https://www.economist.com/briefing/2020/03/12/understanding-sars-cov-2-and-the-drugs-that-might-lessen-its-power

>>18343637
>You think he should get a fucking medal for that?
Among other things, but yeah he should get "a fucking medal".

>>18343668
I think it's because they gave the prize to the Dalai Lama once for nonviolently protesting against the chinkoids

>>18343637
>As well as preventing a bunch of chinamen from buying a bunch of costcopacks of masks and shipping them back home.


i've always found this sort of stuff extremely disturbing. we have so many people living in this "melting pot" that are completely unloyal to the US despite living here. wetbacks too. people who are just leeching off of the US with no intention of actually integrating, they just want to take and send "back home".

>>18343685
who the fuck reads thailandmedical.news

I was thinking about it but isnt covered calls on gold not risk free returns? Obviously not as good as writing them for stocks, with limited upside, no divvies, but if you are really risk averse for some reason and think even GOOGL or KO are gonna disappear then you literally just print money.

Unless they find a way to turn copper into krugerrand its a slow crab upwards, which is also nice for this strategy.

>>18343622
Weekends got quite noisy too. We will never get the comfyness back again which we had last year.

>>18343565
Your source is reddit, otherwise you would have linked sky news, dumbass.

>>18343675
It was mostly the people who were hording vents... I mean what the fuck do you need a stock pile of 20 vents in your garage for?

Why do people want to buy into the Boeing ponzi scheme so hard when Airbus will do better and not be tied to Fed puppetry?

>>18343702
Ignore all the other sources, boomer

>>18343675
going after people who took advantage a of a market inefficiency because the government was lying to the public? That's unamerican as fuck.

I hate to say it but pay up if we need the supplies. Obviously if they're charging more than 2X, flex a little muscle and make them see reason. They should have bought that shit before private citizens did. They had much more opportunity than some jackass with a twitter account.

>>18343708
Wait for the VIX to go down. Even the most diehard of /pol/ shitheads will find it "boring" when the index moves at most 1% point a day.

>>18343618
Usually i buy/sell at the exact wrong times. So according to that, tomorrow will be red because i bought in today.
I sold 2 months ago almost at the top tho, so im not always wrong.

>he bought the top
O_O;;

>>18343723
if you put it on top it must be the most important one or are you retarded zoomie?

>>18343416
neat

>>18343714
I can't imagine airbus doing better when America is going to replace so many planes she loses over China and the EU completely disbands.

>>18343519
about 15k in really cheap carbon emission futures puts and brent oil puts

>>18343656
If anyone every does come up with a working penis pill you should invest. People will break into a zoo, and kill a rhino all for MAGIC PENISU HORN VERY STRONG PENIS MAGIK! Main land Chinese have Voodoo tier belief systems. Batsoup makes you lucky, because the word luck in in the word bat. So logically you eat those lucky bats, you get that syllable in your tum tum and Tsai Shen Yeh will give you that money magic. Imagine a nutrition system, but every food is supposed to have some World of Warcraft buff effect.

>>18343714
Boeing's safe as houses though, its not like the govt would ever allow them to go under.

>>18343714
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-20/air-france-airbus-lining-up-for-government-backed-bailouts

>>18343714
being tied to Fed puppetry is bullish

>>18343710
the comments are useful to gauge what normies think of things. also r/coronavirus has pretty much every up to date thing going on with the coronavirus in one easy to read spot. i think it's fine to use, the problem isn't reddit it's the culture and people integrating themselves into that culture, making it part of their identity. like you've seen, people can post here and despite being on 4chan are seen as "redditposting". THAT is the real problem.

like... you can look at reddit and not be changed by it. it's the people who are changed by it that are worthy of condemnation, know what i mean? otherwise it's just information.

>>18343685
thailandmedical.news and scmp?
slashdot and metro UK?

I'll read the economist article but I bet it doesn't say much besides they're both retroviruses and other basic shit.

You consider you might be seeing what you want to see here?

I’ll spend your money wisely, bullfriends, thank you for holding my bags.

>>18343302
OTM Calls for friday on a random company
Lets go for EIC
No idea what that is or if it exists but I see +20% come friday
Go get them greens, tiger

>>18343752
Boeing is safe ≠ shareholders are safe, look at 2008 GM

>>18343749
what companies are working on magic penis pills?
any of the big companies?

Doing a covered calls strategy. I bought about $7400 in stocks and sold deep ITM calls for $1550 that expire this Friday. I cant believe I sold weekly options for 20% of the stocks value.

>>18343736
Just pasted them from Google in the order I found them, problem? Economist and metro aren't good enough for your dumbass? Do I need to link the CNN and MSNBC articles in for you? Might even be able to find a BuzzFeed article for you.

>>18343749
well yeah no shit, i'll also put all of my money into the first sexbox company that can actually pull it off successfully. also yeah, the chinese are fucked up, they avoid the number 4 like the plague and don't have floor 4 in their elevators for hotels and shit, because the word for 4 and the word for death are the same or at least very similar. so logically if a word sounds like death that means you die, by chink logic, so never use the number 4 ever or you die i guess lmao

>He thought it was ok to buy back in
You
Are
Not
Going
To
Make
It

>>18343793
>he holds overnight

NGMI

What to buy at open tomorrow?

>>18343774
Except too many boomers are holding Boeing stock. There's no way they will let the stock valuation crash. Otherwise Boomers will lose their entire retirement funds.

>>18343685
>https://www.statnews.com/2020/02/03/retraction-faulty-coronavirus-paper-good-moment-for-science/

>Titled “Uncanny similarity of unique inserts in the 2019-nCoV spike protein to HIV-1 gp120 and Gag,” the paper claimed to find similarities between the new coronavirus and HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. The use of the word “uncanny” in the title, together with “unlikely to be fortuitous” in the abstract, led some to think that the authors were suggesting the virus had somehow been engineered by humans.

>The paper, from academic institutions in New Delhi, India, was critical and alarming, if true. Except that it wasn’t.

Are you even reading these? Yeah, that's the pajeet shit from twitter I was talking about. I guess it convinced you well enough.

>>18343433
>It has aids genes you absolute moron.
:|
still waiting for something that makes me feel moronic about that

>>18343588
Take your profits and get out

>>18343778
>Deep ITM
Why though?

>>18343698
Anyone who refers to themselves as a *-American is an enemy agent.

>>18343811
why was this smug slut allowed to become as famous as she is over the climate hoax?

>>18343805
I'm a boomer and I'm all in tech, utilities and crypto. Every boomer I know is as well. Nobody cares about Boeing.

>>18343778
lol

>>18343811
Thanks Greta, your opinion is well considered.

>>18343510
>reddit
Literally nothing will happen

>>18343746
Nice man

>>18343824
>utilities

but why?

Market is closed but my equity value keeps changing. The fuck is going on? I have no crypto or foreign markets

>>18343822
Im a non-American and my mission is to destroy the US. I hate America so much Im not even living there.

>he bought the top?????

what if I started a dollar store selling cheap plastic shit but instead of importing things from china I just have a mexican in the back room running a bunch of 3d printers and making plastic shit on demand

and heavily market it as made in america, anti-chinese, pro-freedom, etc

the True American Dollar Store

>>18343824
Which stocks do you recommend?

>>18343846
After hours, delayed updates, futures
Could be many things.

>>18343823
oh well, soon she'll start to attract boys and her hormones will start to work overtime so she'll forget all about the climate thing and instead be craving cock instead.

>>18343848
"Dump et"

>>18343823
not going to waste time discussing that bullshit in this thread, she makes great reaction pics

>>18343837
your sources were shit, what's wrong with your brain?

>>18343845
Because I'm a boomer and everyone will always be utilities.

>>18343862
how do i profit from this?

>>18342767
>TDY
yeah let me buy a stock with a p/e of fucking 30. what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>18343857
lol that gif XFD

>>18343778
anon market isn't open Friday

>>18343878
Thanks cat, your opinion is appreciated.

>>18343845
Utilities are very resistant to downtrends and usually pay fat dividends, they're a must-have in a divvy-heavy portfolio and a decent hedge in any case.

>meme numbers are green

>>18342856
DHT already booked out 6 ships at like 65k/day, so now their break even on the rest of their VLCC fleet is something like 2k/day.

>ended the day positive

>>18343819
>>18343832
For example:
CCL at $12
Buy 100 for $1200
Sell a covered call at $8 for $4.10
If it goes up, they sell for $8 + $4.10 = $12.10. Small gain but no loss.
If it goes sideways, I can buy back the call for cheap at expiry.
If it goes down, I'm covered until it hits $8, which would be a 30% drop.
Then you can do it again next week. Better than yoloing on random shit.

>>18343893
>Friday
Just a habit. The options are April 09.

OH NO NO NO
WFH BROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18343936
but I already worked from home before the pandemic, did I get too cocky anyway

FREEZE

Is there any bears left? Well, well, well, you didn't learn.

>>18343900
what are the good ones to buy and hold long term? what price should i try to get them at?

>>18343859
You don't want picks from me but buy up etherium before July for big gains. Stocks I suggest are DUK, AMZN, AT, AMD. You'll lose your savings following my advice though.

>>18343924
>CCL at $12
>Sell a covered call at $8

lmao

>>18343890
I agree with you entirely but you fail to mention the majority of companies have insane p:e

>>18343946
get away from me you filthy gook.

>>18343954
Which expires in 2 days. You think it will drop 30% in 2 days?

>futures pumping
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>18342702
MY PUTS ARE TURNING INTO NOTHING. FUCK JPOW. FUCK BOOMERS. FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>18343803
What a wrong with holding overnight? Most of the swing happens in the minutes before trade opens to the public plebs

>>18343943
Me too but none of these boomers did
It is torture

>>18343957
Raytheon has a P/E of 9 right now, BMO has a P/E of 8, and those are just two stocks I own for long term value, I'm sure there's even better out there

Spirit Aerosystems is at a P/E of like 2 or something, but they also have no income until coronavirus clears

>oil just being locked down by an algo right now by someone with infinite money to lose
zzzzz

>>18343973
But they’re not

Boeing is r-rebounding...

>>18343985
Go back to red it boom boom

>>18343994
It just pumped a whole percent in 30 minutes

>>18343993
Oil is being bear flaggy. Not enough confidence to get it up so people just nudging it around until bigger money commits to a direction.

>>18344058
It's going down down down lol. How is that not obvious?

>nigger Gerome control your stock gain
>nigger Arthur control your btc gain
where did it go wrong

>>18344074
Sure but smol specs aren't going to take initiative on it for now.

>>18343416
I look forward to it :^)

NEW NEW NEW

>>18344078

>>18344078

>>18344078

>>18344078

>>18344078

>>18343978
You can easily get bogged by 6% with a single evening tweet. Stops don't fire when your account can't trade. It's pretty fucked up that this is possible. One incredible thing about crypto is that if you pick a good exchange, your orders will always fire near the limit.

>>18343978
gaps. It's why taking partial profit going in to an uncertain close is usually a good idea even if everything looks okay on the medium term trend for a continued hold.

>>18343726
My answer is suck my dick. Capitalism isn't written as a fundamental right in our constitution.

>>18344200
no, your answer is sucking trump's dick and blaming the WHO. Trump's job is to protect the US. He fucked it up.

>>18343985
Kek, pay for quality

>>18343035
170p may 15
am i going to get a return?