/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18335389
thank you for your service

>>18335389
Is Boris Johnson dying in the next 24 hours priced in?

Good times. Market is flying higher, the virus is showing signs of peaking, I'm getting paid my full salary to just sit on my ass at home and watch workplace training videos every so often and it's nice outside. What could be better?

If social distancing only slows the spread then shouldn't the spread explode the moment we go back to normal?

why is CAT mooning? infrastructure bill anticipation?

SQQQ with 4k in good idea now frens?
I am long in oil with 10k and need a counter weight.

Dump

Welcome to the modern economy

>>18335495
social distancing didn't do jack shit to the spread so nothing whatsoever is going to happen when we go back to normal

>>18335389
>no excuse for flagrant racism
>chinks have caused a worldwide pandemic due to incompetence, have come close too at least one time we know of in the past, likely have swept several potential pandemics under the rug, and historically have been the origin of several diseases that cause pandemics
why is twitter filled with brain dead invalids

>>18335500
What would be a good ETF for US construction companies? Maybe even specialized on infrastructure.

I should have never bought sqqq...

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>>18335500
Definitely the infrastructure bill.

>>18335510
>>18335510
migrate from this shit thread

click button
+42.85%
where have you been all my life

I know one of BJ's kids.They said that BJ is not doing very well, will be one of the deaths of Coronavirus. Family and media are trying to keep everything quiet to avoid panic and political turmoil but outlook is NOT good. i believe it because most people who are in his condition do not make it out, and the british media is very good at hiding the truth

>>18335513

>>18335502
Are you completely certain it will tank tomorrow? If yes, then sure. Otherwise avoid it like the plague

I am financially crabbing

>>18335513
I like this new normal though. Less traffic, working 30 hours a week for the same pay as 40, cheap gas. This shit is amazing, I want to go on forever.

>>18335564
Whats its leverage?

I know one of BJ's kids.They said that BJ is doing very well, blood will be used to cure Coronavirus. Family and media are trying to keep everything quiet to avoid markets mooning and political tranquility but outlook is VERY good. i dont believe it because most people who are in his condition do not make it out, and the british media is very bad at hiding the truth

If there's no anime OP I'm not bumping.

>>18335508
classic

>>18335389
Based Bill

Why did so many first-time Zoomer investors get sucked into LK?

Normies btfo with their first taste of the market.

>>18335508
Right-wing business cycle in one pic. Brilliant.

>>18335389
Based, I would hire this guy off the street if I saw him.

/SMG/bros, any other way you guys make money outside wageslaving?
Currently budgeting and putting in as much as I can in stocks.

>>18335389
who has time to care about issues like that when people are dying like flies and looters are at your doorstep? all he wants is twitter points.

>>18335389
>open racism
Bullish sign.

>>18335931
learn how to day trade based on technical analysis.

Is it okay to feel bad for the person on the other end of your option when they've already hit the strike and the stock went far beyond?

>>18335931
Learn how to day trade based on your sun sign

>>18336079

>>18335931
You can try being a small time landlord but you have to be good at DIY and follow building codes.

>>18336198
I dont think i make nearly enough to buy a house.
I make about 2500 a month, I was thinking about starting up an e-commerce/dropship shop to get some extra cash but hopefully you guys can give me some extra options

>>18336079
w-wha? How?

>>18335389
>Bears are back edition
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>18336301
It can be easier to cut expenses rather than add revenue. Have you minimized your living costs and monthly expenses?

>money hit the broker yesterday but everything keeps fucking pumping.
God damnit.

nice "bull run" fucktards. can't even pass +3%.
this is gonna dump end of day and tomorrow is RED

Um... guys, is Twitter redpilled on Fauci and the Jews??
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Fauci%20or%20the%20Jews%22&src=trend_click

>>18336819

Here we are /biz/tards

EOD pump or dump?

>>18335389
>"At least..."
>*cough*
>"I wasn't"
>*Hergggbb*
>"Racist"
>*Dies

>>18335389
thx chx

>>18335389
Plot twist, he served in Korea (against Chinks) and the chinks killed all his buddies.

>>18336957
actually he's referring to chinks in armor, thanking them for making it possible to kill the wearer

>>18335508
i'm learning

Who says bears are back, it doesn't look like it

>>18335520
>Incompetence
they let this shit go world wide on purpose to drag everyone else down with them

>>18337212
well the fucked up because australia cured it

maybe this is a dumb question, but if I buy a stock in a corrupt company doing illegal things, how much can I be screwed over? the worst that can happen is that the price of the stock goes to zero, right? I won't go to jail as an owner, right? right?

>>18337303
Luckin Coffee?

>>18337365
how dumb am I?

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>>18335520

>>no excuse for flagrant racism

People are now indoctrinated that racism is the worst sin in the cult religion that is the political left. These people are 10 times more ignorant and brainwashed than the Christians they love to mock.

>>18337380
You're stock is wortheless.

>>18337074

this hits another way

>>18337303
You're a fucking idiot. Stockholders don't go to jail for investing in a business that does shady shit since they aren't involved in day-to-day operations, you stupid fuck.

Energy and RTX bros am I set?

>>18337409
When religious morals and ethics collapsed in the west, obsession with racism is what took its place. Twitter guy is just trying to signal that he's a good and moral person given the values of his time. These are the same types of people who were accusing other people of witchcraft three centuries ago.

bros i just wanna not work for the rest of my life and I dont need nice things i just want a meager existence in the backwoods of a flyover state

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

updated DEW calendar

>>18337503

>These are the same types of people who were accusing other people of witchcraft three centuries ago.

Absolutely. These guys only care about social acceptance and how they can use having the correct views to climb in social status. If the Nazis took over this type of person would be the first one goose stepping.

When LK resumes, I hope I don't get JUST'd.

>>18337021

>>18337535
huh, image didnt' attached, tried reposting it and now its saying i can't have a duplicate image

>>18337535
>>18337572
lets try this again

>>18335389
Any vol/gamma scalpers in here?

In these hard economic times, is this bullish?

>>18335508
Excellent.

>>18337570
wow that's super racist. You cant just say modern Chinese armor is a suit.

>>18335389
Nice pick, why did you add the autistic commentary to the screenshot though?

>>18337463
I'm there with you, sold off SSL, a few hours ago though.

>>18337547
Redpill me on LK. Is now the time to invest?

DEATH CROSS ON SPY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is RTX a meme stock or a good long play?

>>18337981
13:08 had one too, and it was in the middle of a squeeze. Also the volume is neither particularly high or low right now.

Yup mean reversion. It's time to go short.

>>18338107
Forgot pic

>>18337417
You are stock is worthless :^)

>>18335590
3x

>>18336079
bruh

ehm? wtf is happening with DOW?

>>18338272
Bear with us for a while, bully, you're in for a ride :^)

>>18338358
Fug, meant for >>18338325
pls no bulli

>>18335479
>the virus is showing signs of peaking
ever thought that, perhaps, there aren't enough machines for testing, and that's why it seems to be peaking? also, did you fags the numbers of people dying?

>>18338441
This, Amerimutts are still not testing enough

>>18338465
At least they're testing, more than some other countries can even say.

>>18338358
WTF tell me, DOW soon red.

>>18338523
I'm sure Brazil is fucked. Dump emerging market ETFs if you haven't already

>>18338541
>brazil
lol
try canada and sweden

>>18338571
Canada has half the cases per capita that the US has and has a way more aggressive testing regime.

Definitely short Sweden though

>>18338534
Hint: check the volume movement since open today.

>>18338591
Canada does no testing except to people who have traveled in the past (moving) 14 days. They do not do contact tracing except immediate family. They do not do drive-through testing in most places except for those who
1- take an appointment
2- have precisely all the symptoms
3- have traveled in the past 14 days
There is also no quarantine.
In some other provinces, they test healthcare workers and the dying, but nobody else.

Despite this they still have half the case as in the US. Think about it.

>>18337446
>>18337074
fake ending

>>18338629
There is unlimited testing, you call a number and people come to your place and test you.

And there is a quarantine retard I am living in it

>>18338629
Your conclusion is a non sequitur

>>18338670
Not sure if clinically retarded or merely pretending.jpg

>>18338678
Where are you getting your info from you retard? Do you honestly think the US is doing a better job than Canada? Florida didn't even close down until last week

>>18338701
Ah, clinically retarded I see. You know all the information I stated is publicly available right? Of course you don't, you haven't heard of the miraculous thing called google, let alone government and provincial websites.

>>18338541
what are you talking about, some anon on here said we needed to exchange our usd for reals asap, something like 99 dollars to 1 real in the near future.

>>18338717
Wherever you're getting your info from it's outdated or incorrect. I have left my apartment once in the past month to drop off rent. There are mandatory social distancing rules at stores.

>>18338675
Actually, I'm retarded. You're saying that despite the downplay, Canada srill has a lot of cases. Carry on

Do puts and calls themselves increase in value? I made a huge return overnight even though the market didn’t pump quite a ton, but I think the option was just worth more?

>>18338763
I get my info straight from the horse's mouth, you're getting it from your ass evidently.

>>18338790
Are you retarded lmao? I'm supposed to believe your random bullshit opinion instead of my lived experience?

>>18337981
I don't understand death crosses and their significance

What happened to my energy pump up a 100 bucks on a stock and come back and now I only up 50?

>>18335389
Unfathomably based
Chinks are subhumans and only niggers are more despicable

>>18338815
You literally yourself admit there is no quarantine or any other rule as you yourself said on your own that you can just leave your apartment. Companies are acting completely on their own because no shit if their workers are all corona'd they lose business, it's not fucking rocket science.
There are social distancing guidelines in place, but nothing enforced and in practice nobody cares. There are no quarantines. There is no testing unless you have simultaneously "symptom condition" and "contact condition". Contact condition is having been in direct contact with a test-positive covid19 person or having traveled in the past 14 days, however they only consider 'contact' if you're family (coworkers, for example, don't actually count). Symptom is having all the symptoms simultaneously. All of this is available on your province's website at any time with live updates on rules.
Go call right now, tell them you have all the symptoms but haven't been in contact or traveled, they'll tell you you are not eligible for testing.
Moreover, transport to and from canada is still allowed, although non-canadian residents can't stay.
Congrats once again on being clinically retarded.

I’m investing heavy into stocks, need this market to go down again. This JPow shit is making me apprehensive.

>>18338908
There are even less strict rules in the US brainlet

>>18337297
>In lab

A flamethrower will also kill a virus in a lab.

Kakookachoo down the slope sayin' zip zop boopity obp.

>>18338945
US states that are affected bad are actually quarantining for real. They don't allow people to travel in or out unlike in canada. They do testing on anyone up to capacity who has symptoms, no need for 'having traveled in the past 14 days' bullshit. If you don't have symptoms but were in even passive contact with a confirmed case, you can usually get tested. They do proper contact tracing with colleagues and everything. But keep backpedaling.

>>18335389
Plz bear market

>>18337297
Australians are some of the worst academics in the entire world, virtually everything they ever publish is bullshit. Only china is worse than them.

>>18335389
>hold sqqq
There were a lot of people who were saying this when it was down in the low 20s, wonder what their hair line looks like

>>18335502
Doing the same thing in my Roth IRA (my only account that isn’t full boomer/boglehead). Longer oil a couple weeks ago. Opened SQQQ position today.

>averaging down on SQQQ all day yesterday and today is actually paying off

BASED

>>18335389

Accumulate REFR

>>18338629
Living in Ontario, there is a semi quarantine but they really botched the execution of it. Everything was classified as an essential service. They restricted the list on Saturday but its taken the wind out of the sails and people aren't taking it as serious as they should. I still have to work in a shop with like 50 guys. So im most certainly gonna get it. Its either that or quit and die in squalor when the realities of the economy set in when this is over. At least healthcare won't bankrupt me if I do get it. Assuming I get it bad or can get a bed lol.

Why the fuck is Boeing stock tanking?

>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK I JUST BEGGED TO POOTIN AND SANDNIGGER PRINCE TO CAP OIL PRODUCTION AND IT'S STILL DUMPING!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
>*ring ring*
PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VIX on a moon mission

B-B-B-B-BULL MARKETO?!?!?!

>>18339148
JEROME THE BLACK UNEMPLYOMENT!!!11! JEROMEEE!!!!!!!!

Daily reminder that the moment a treatment or vaccine is proven effective and runs on CNN, we go up 10% in minutes

>>18339148
>bzzz bzzz
> Hallow. zis is Jerome...

>>18339136
Why wouldn’t it

seriously guys look at TVIX

>>18339135
In the US, in emergency cases like these, treatment is free I hear. Some american will probably chime in.
Also trudeau sent all our medical equipment to china back in february.

What stock should I throw 500 bucks at for massive dividends and growth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

They bought the trap. Lets go.

pump it

>>18339202
TESLA

WE BACK BOBROS

>VIX +4%

>>18338839
Rock line make magic symbol, bad omen

>>18339192
VIX is still below VIX futures, it's fine

>>18339202
Boeing

>>18339202
tsla has almost 20% div yield atm, best in the sector.

>>18339202
You're a moron, swing trade if you only have 500

>>18339201
freedom isn't free

>>18339231
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18339202
SQQQ

All the bulls had to do was show a little mercy these last few days, but no, they needed 10%+ straight up with no pullbacks. I didn't want it to come to this.

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>18335623
Look at this fucking larping faggot.

>>18338790
Leaf here, don't know about test situation but there's a $50k fine for businesses who don't police social distancing in their stores in my city. Streets are barren, grocery stores have 5-6 security guards roaming to enforce distance.
Vancouver even has fines for individuals being too close.

Time to see if Jerome can stop the momentum. 1M volume pump is happening, but it's barely moving.

>>18339253

If anyone hasn't bought Cloudflare you should right now

>>18339248
tsla doesn't pay out dividends you fucking moron

IS IT TIME TO LONG NORMIE REGRET???

>markets desperately gasping for air with 1 hour to go after a massive +1700 rally yesterday

>>18339280
Texas here, nothing is enforced. Kids are playing in the street all day since school is out

>>18339201
Healthcare is free in America. Here's how it works
1) get sick and go to emergency room
2) get well and go home
3) get bill in mail, laugh and throw it in the trash

What's everyone thinking?
Fib retrace from yesterdays big move then back up tomorrow before down again Thursday after a shitty OPEC cut? Higher highs, higher lows.

TQQQ definitely hitting below 45 within the next week. Hope y'all have been ordering puts.

jerome.... pls.... im dying jerome...
heed my call...
with my last.. breath... jerome.....
save... my.. heckin.. callerinos....

Bears have been crying about the end of the world since our great grandparents were in diapers, and probably before that. Can you think of anything more pathetic than bears? Don't they know that stocks always go up over the long term?

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>>18339338
HERE WE ARE

Hope it gets even cheaper by the time I get my paycheck

>>18335389
how can one man be so based

>>18339358
>y'all
Get out.

>>18339343
Just up in some memey way. It takes death crosses to make this dump 1%. When humans play they don't care about that shit

Although I'm at the moment a bear I'm just waiting for that imminent 3% pump between now and 4pm. Wish it wasn't so easy to see coming every day.

>>18339343
It can go a bit higher for the 50% retracement, it might not. Will eventually retrace March's bottom. Normies and /biz/ is way too optimistic for last month to be the bottom. Bear markets always retest the bottom and the true reversal happens when everyone thinks it's the end of the world and the stock market will never be the same.

>>18339385
Fuck off, you on the east coast or something

>>18339318
>be tyrone rodriguez
>everything is free

>>18339280
Montreal here. There's nothing real. A $1000 fine if you tell an officer to fuck off while you're running a partay, that's it. In practice, not actually enforced, as normal. Stores are going out of their way to enforce social distancing though.

>>18339397
Humans log in for he power hour always to find a dip ready to be bought.

>>18335389
Kek

>NOOOOO MUH HECKIN RACISSSSSM
>I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW

WE GOT TOO COCKY!

>>18339465
NO YOU GOT TOO COCKY.

>>18339465
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>>18339424
that's a big part of why Bernie Sanders has always had such abysmally low black support. Cause they already get all the gibs that he's promising, and they don't want them to be watered-down by giving it to higher-income people.

>>18339318
Pretty much. Dont forget...
4)lose your job & go on medicaid
5)get shit taken care of that you've been thinking about for years
6)run out of reasons to go to doctor so you go for stupid shit like heartburn & ingrown hairs
Blows my mind how people cry about healthcare instead of just playing the game

>>18337590
This should be layed out according to work week. The 5 weeks a month thing is a bit confusing.

>>18339749
You're the second person who has made this mistake today. It's "laid," not "layed." And it's "paid," not "payed." Ignorance!

>>18337570
it was real? cool

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/disbelief-over-wall-street-journals-use-slur-tweet-n420931
https://twitter.com/wsj/status/638190291531485184

I feel like as soon as the tradingview buy/sell technical signals changed from sell to buy, it started going down.

May be a legit strategy, inverse their signals.

>>18336079
Bruh. I was a /pol/ faghot then a /lit/ faggot then a /x/ faggot and now a bizness nigger the astrological signs are real and they affect the market

>>18336079
Literally more effective than TA

>>18338837
Stubborn management is actually why I'm on Nintendo. It won't work 100%, they will get shit on because "why the fuck aren't they doing this, or this, or this popular shit reeeeee", but at the end of the day, their stubbornness is because they play the long game with their properties rather than cheap quick profit. I'd rather have them be stubborn, but managing and maturing their IPs with intelligence than whoring them up. They know it's what makes them print money, and they know people will have no other choice than to buy their hardware to play their IPs. Actually, I think they already went too far in mobile venture with their IPs. I'd rather they just create new IPs just for mobile, and if they somehow managed to struck gold with one (which is incredibly hard to do in that sector), then why not expand that new IP on consoles? Right now they're trying the reverse, and it's my only complain about their current strategy. No big deal though, I can live with this.

>My thesis is that hardware sales are too risky (Wii U almost caused bankruptcy) and low margin
And no, Wii U never made them close to bankruptcy. Not even close. They could survive doing a Wii U again 10 times if needs be. You have to consider how big Nintendo's treasure is. They have like 8 or 10 billions dollaridoos in their treasure chest, and almost no debt to speak of. They could just put their treasure chest in bonds and live off that eternity, Nintendo isn't going anywhere soon. I guarantee you they'll still be there in 100 years.

Also they have the best waifus in vidya.

Whats your oil storage plays?

>>18341385
Depends if Saudis/Russia are committed to price war, in that case USMCA oil tariffs are happening

>>18341385
Also FRO is a good trade

Why the fuck is Dr.Fauci pushing this silent carrier FUD? There is no fcking data for that.
This guy is a faggot and needs to kill himself

>>18335389
>the inverted hammer today
Tomorrow will be blood red.

>>18342515
He know's I'm balls deep in puts and inverse ETF's for the dump this week.

>>18339416
Only soiboys from blue states use that expression now, mate.

>Bear market returns literally the same day that investors become euphoric about the diminishing effect of coronavirus

Of course

fucking BASED

>>18342574
they turned off a few money printers on that news, and...

Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?

Anyone else feeling a limit down tonight? today felt spoopy

Hey, I'm a fucking retard.
How do you turn on Margins in Robinhood?
it keeps telling me to update my investment profile but I don't know what to set it to.

>>18342710
Dear god I can only pray, I'm down 25% in three days. Bought 3x shorts last minute as a hailmary fuck you to the clown market

What do you think of SLCA anon? I've got $5,000 that I want to turn into $250,000 in less than a year.

>>18335479
Truly the comfiest timeline

Buy FRO for an easy 2x

What a useless, impotent company. Imagine ever attributing value to WeWork to begin with.

>>18343976
How long untill masayoshi gets kidnapped by the saudi and kassohogi'd

>>18342710
It won't even be red. It's going to make back the lost gains on low volume.

>>18343976
lmao my office worked in a wework space before this

All they did was provide modern furniture and coffee

>>18335556
Big if true

>>18335389
Damn it feels good to be a bear bobros