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>> No.18334261
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18334261

Guess who's back?

>> No.18334267

anime

>> No.18334278
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>>18332795
Was this post prophetic?

>> No.18334281

>>18334244
Just went all in on Boeing. How fucked am I?

>> No.18334287

These threads are moving too fucking fast

>> No.18334293
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>>18334281
better hope for a bailout

>> No.18334294

EVERYTIME I BUY THE MARKET TURNS AT EXACTLY THAT MOMENT WTFFFFFF BOGDANOFFS

>> No.18334295

Why not just bu straddles at this point?

we will have huge swings in the coming weeks either way...

>> No.18334296

>>18334244
kek i forgot to update the last thread when i copy pasted.
previous thread >>18333292

>> No.18334301

>>18334278
no, it's common sense brainlet

>> No.18334303

>>18334261
Two trailer park girls go round the outside...

>> No.18334306
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18334306

The day belongs to him.

>> No.18334311
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18334311

Posting for newbros to not fall for dividend traps.
These are literally good divvys right now. Ford even suspended their divvy payments for Q1, but you'd still get them with this bond

>> No.18334315
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18334315

>>18334293

>> No.18334316

Where only an hour into the day and volume is already around 25% of total average volume and it's dumping. Not a bull sign.

>> No.18334317

>>18334278
I think yesterday made it obvious this wasn't a recovery rally.

>> No.18334320

>>18334278
Yes.

>> No.18334322

>You dip? Are a anon
>bought the you really brainlet

>> No.18334323
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18334323

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if you're worried about dividend cuts to a majority of your companies, you chased yield instead of potential growth

The comfiest companies to own are probably JNJ, PG, and KO

>> No.18334331
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18334331

>Crashing this market... WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.18334332

I went short and bought SQQQ when SPY was at $230. I trusted you guys when you said we weren't finished dumping. I trusted you guys when you said the bottom was easily below SPY $200. You guys completely fucked me. I lost a huge chunk of my retirement accounts and savings. You guys don't know shit and are a joke.

>> No.18334334

where’s faggot 2 scoops with his gay ass bullposts

>> No.18334338

>>18334303
round the outside, round the outside...

>> No.18334340
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>>18334331
not so fast bobo

>> No.18334341

>>18334316
This dump feels 2 days too early. You really want to fatten up moomoos for the whole week to get a lot of steak at EOW
Or maybe its too predictable to do it there?

>> No.18334344

>>18334293
>thinking the gov't won't bailout a section of the gov't
only tankies genuinely think Boeing won't get bailed out

>> No.18334350

does anyone elses trade software and cnbc livestream keep freezing the fuck up

>> No.18334351

>>18334294
THIS LITERALLY THIS HOLY SHIT IM RUINED

>> No.18334359

>>18334334
Peter Schiff only makes podcasts on red days. 2scoops only posts on green.

>>18334323
Reminder
>>18334311

>> No.18334369

>>18334332
listening to other people make it easy to overlook your own incompetence
DYOR you inept bitch

>> No.18334376

>>18334350
wtf are you using? it's tos or nothing dumbass

>> No.18334379
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>>18334323
Threadly reminder that dividends aren’t being paid.

>> No.18334380

>>18334332
Dude, when more than a few people come together in a public forum thinking they have it all figured out, there are pros that are already 10 steps ahead.

>> No.18334382

>>18334303
>>18334338
Is this supposed to mean they were trying to sneak in or grinding him like a stripper?

>> No.18334386

>>18334261
>>18334267
>>18334278
>>18334281
>>18334287
>>18334293
>>18334294
>>18334295
>>18334296
>>18334301
>>18334303
>>18334306
>>18334311
>>18334315
>>18334316
>>18334317
>>18334320
>>18334322
>>18334323
>323▶>>18334359
>File: dividends are your fren.jpg (21 KB, 423x245)
>>18334331


DO I BUY SASOL?

>> No.18334390

just because the market is open, it doesn't mean you have to buy or sell anon

>> No.18334391

>>18334278
People have been saying "X will be a bloodbath" every fucking day for a month now anon. Tomorrow will be a bloodbath nothing happens. Monday will be a bloodbath, nothing happens. Friday will be a bloodbath, next week will be a bloodbath, after the news it will be a bloodbath...
Etc, etc.

Nothing ever fucking happens and there won't be another massive dip ever again. This is the bottom anon, you'd be stupid to short after a 40% drop. The bear has gone back to sleep.

>> No.18334394

>>18334244
Aqua best girl

>> No.18334397

>>18334344
>>thinking the gov't won't bailout a section of the gov't makes you a tankie
Wait, explain anon.

>> No.18334398

>>18334344
Boeing itself doesn't want the bailout and like 80% of its business is private.

>> No.18334399

>>18334311
Idk about the carnival bonds dude, bankruptcy is an actual possibility for them.

>> No.18334400

>>18334332
Why would you use your retirement account for this? I lost a few thousand on SDOW myself, but I'm only playing with my regular brokerage account. And I'm back in short positions as of open today.

>> No.18334404

>>18334386
buy rope you faggot

>> No.18334405

>>18334376

i am using tos keeps chugging

must be my shitternet

>> No.18334406
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18334406

>Anon bought?

>> No.18334410

>>18334391
this is literally hot hand fallacy you fucking moron

>> No.18334411

>>18334386
>DO I BUY SASOL?
Its Priced in

>> No.18334413

>>18334379
Any of the oil majors announce cancellations of divvys yet? Im expecting some will soon.

>> No.18334418
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18334418

haha line goes up then they goes back down

>> No.18334419

>>18334404
kill yourself fatass
>>18334411
>18334411
okay thx

>> No.18334421

>>18334399
The Saudis just spent billions on them

>> No.18334424

>>18334398
no company doesn't want free money
why wouldn't they want the bailout? are there strings attached? I can't see orange man doing that

>> No.18334426
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18334426

Alright, I want some calls. What are other anons thinking?

>> No.18334431

>>18334413
Yeah, and banks too. Interest rates are too low, they’re burning through cash

>> No.18334432

>>18334394
Megumin actually, and the movie confirmed it.

>> No.18334435
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>>18334351
it wouldnt be so bad if the kikes would let me day trade. then i could make more consistent, smaller moves. but since i have to conserve my trades i end up buying at the wrong times and getting stuck in positions FUCK THIS

>> No.18334437
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>buy the dip bro!
>this is the bottom
>cheapies!

>> No.18334440

>>18334406
DOOMP EEET

>> No.18334441

>>18334424
Congress gets to shit it up like always. They're afraid of strings being attached but we'll see i suppose.

>> No.18334446

>>18334399
They survived 2008 and you'd only need it for 2 years or 6 months. Bondholders are first to be dispersed if RCL goes under. Someone will want those ships. A competitor or a tanker company, etc.

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Anonymous (ID: Ist4blJK) 04/07/20(Tue)10:27:36 No.18334301▶>>18334386
>>18334278
no, it's common sense brainlet
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Anonymous (ID: P2z9rABR) 04/07/20(Tue)10:27:41 No.18334303▶>>18334338 >>18334382 >>18334386
>>18334261
Two trailer park girls go round the outside...
>>
Anonymous (ID: 0TZuznGm) 04/07/20(Tue)10:27:46 No.18334306▶>>18334386
File: 158338522ur into the day and volume is already around 25% of total average volume and it's dumping. Not a bull sign.
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Anonymous (ID: xTdf9uN3) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:08 No.18334317▶>>18334386
>>18334278
I think yesterday made it obvious this wasn't a recovery rally.
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Anonymous (ID: WjCkvh3y) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:19 No.18334320▶>>18334386
>>18334278
Yes.
>>
Anonymous (ID: VPP1FVvJ) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:21 No.18334322▶>>18334386
>You dip? Are a anon
>bought the you really brainlet
>>
Anonymous (ID: ems1Afu8) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:22 No.18334323▶>>18334359 >>18334379 >>18334386
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21 KBdend cuts to a majority of your companies, you chased yield instead of potential growth

The comfiest companies to own are probably JNJ, PG, and KO
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Anonymous (ID: RYn+WEE0) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:47 No.18334331▶>>18334340 >>18334386
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>Crashing this market... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>
Anonymous (IDQ when SPY was at $230. I trusted you guys when you said we weren't finished dumping. I trusted you guys when you said the bottom was easily below SPY $200. You guys completely fucked me. I lost a huge chunk of my retirement accounts and savings. You guys don't know shit and are a joke.
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Anonymous (ID: hXnutqId) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:56 No.18334334▶>>18334359
where’s faggot 2 scoops with his gay ass bullposts
>>Hi) 04/07/20(Tue)10:29:05 No.18334338▶>>18334382
>>18334303
round the outside, round the outside...
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Anonymous (IDuznGm) 04/07/20(Tue)10:29:16 No.18334340▶
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>>18334331
not so fast bobo

>> No.18334452

>>18334437
Are you implying that rebbit have made some solid gains?

>> No.18334453

>>18334426
Options are too expensive unless you get lucky and want to own the stock.

>> No.18334458

>>18334386
stop asking retards on this board for investment advice, just flip a coin you'll get the same result

>> No.18334459

Jesus, RSI way oversold. Is this a moon shot or euphoria?

>> No.18334461

>>18334447
but
is
it
priced
in?

>> No.18334464
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18334464

>>18334394
>>18334432
wrong

>> No.18334466

>>18334397
I think her may be talking about that fact that Boeing is a military contractor. It contributes a lot to the DOD's R&D.

>> No.18334469

>>18334447
bullish post

>> No.18334470

>>18334446
Now i'll admit I don't know the first thing about tanker construction
But it doesn't seem practical to me that a fucking cruise liner could be cheaply converted into a tanker

>> No.18334472
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18334472

clown market

>> No.18334473

>>18334437
it's the bottom of a dead cat bounce

>> No.18334474

Does this clown market look different if you're managing hundreds of millions of dollars?

>> No.18334480

>>18334426
JBLU

>> No.18334482

>>18334459
I just sold a bunch of stuff so moon shot confirmed

>> No.18334483
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18334483

>>18334424
President doesn't control taxpayer monies. Congress ALWAYS attaches strings, that's why the big (and medium) energy players are shunning bailouts.

>> No.18334493

So do people that don't trade Tesla just hate money or....?

>> No.18334500
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>>18334472
When will this constant clown/crab market end?

>> No.18334503

I want some epic 10+% dumps

>> No.18334504
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18334504

3-5k poorfags report in

>> No.18334505

>>18334483
>jeb surges
>market crashes
Will he be the savior we've all been waiting for?

>> No.18334507
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18334507

Buy more ccl?

>> No.18334509

>>18334446
>>18334470
They’re not the right size either, many cruise liners can’t fit through the Panama Canal, which is essential for tankers or shipping ships

>> No.18334510

>>18334504
reporting

>> No.18334513
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18334513

I hate being poor... I'm trying to change my life around now though. Putting 200 every 2 weeks into stocks.

Also being a leaf is shit... Any other poor leaf bros out there?

>> No.18334515

You guys should have listened and bought CX when it was under 1.70 a share. Now you are going to miss a +50% rally.

>> No.18334519

>>18334493
Space X ever gets a proper stock filing TSLA will tank overnight

>> No.18334522

>>18334513
Not using questrade fellow leafbro?

>> No.18334528

>>18334507
Lol

>> No.18334531

>>18334470
They wouldn't be converted, either sold to a competitor or scrapped. Carnival isn't going bankrupt though, worst case would be they cut ships or drop one of their other lines. The industry may take a while to bounce back, but they'll survive.

>>18334464
Dorkness is the worst girl, I can at least respect Aqua as a choice

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>>18334441
>>18334483
praying the republicans can get the strings removed in exchange for bigger checks then
jerome can keep his printing job longer and I win twice :)

>> No.18334539

>>18334509
It is the only reason I can think of that the Saudis dumped billions on them yesterday. If nothing else maybe to just scrap them entirely.

>> No.18334541
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18334541

>buy VOO at opening
>set 1% stop loss on the purchase
>RH executes the stop loss at a price above my purchase price
I'm not mad about making money but dang RH seems so erratic. seems like a mess.

>> No.18334544

>>18334464
Darkness is a shit character.
Her only joke is being abused and larping as a masochist. But as soon as anything happens in that direction she starts to act like a pure maiden and is shell shocked by the thought of hand holding. Whole arcs are written with a bipolar plot about her liking and hating her situation when she is confronted with some old fat guy to marry.

She becomes unbearable in the source material.

>> No.18334545

>>18334519
SpaceX goal isn't making money though. It is getting to Mars.

>> No.18334548

>>18334513
Right here u have about 1500 and change in my account right now but no fucking clue what to buy

>> No.18334550

>>18334504
reporting
I put all my money in AAL thinking go big or go home
But I'm starting to regret that decision seeing as how I can make money by trading.

>> No.18334551

FILL ?ThE FUCKING ORDER

>> No.18334559

>>18334509
Yeah I think this is just the saudi's demonstrating some awareness that they need to diversify their industries. You see those other oil rich countries building megaresorts and shit like that

>> No.18334563
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>>18334535
>praying the republicans can get the strings removed
The Dems were literally seeking to protect the airlines from GOP strings. You really don't understand how this game is played.

>> No.18334566

>SPY trading volume almost nothing
There are algos that want to dump now and algos that want to dump on Thursday. lel

>> No.18334568

>>18334541
stops get run by sweeps and RH sells your order flow so they would post the stop instead of holding it on their end.
>gg on the profits tho

>> No.18334571

why is it falling bulls? wasn't it supposed to go up forever????
hello bulls??????????

>> No.18334575

>>18334550
Trading what

>> No.18334576

>>18334522
>questtrade
>call cops on you for complaining
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/frz0fp/my_broker_questrade_wants_me_to_sign_an_nda/

>> No.18334577

>>18334466
Can't they just rescue the military side and leave the airline part on it's own?

>> No.18334579

>>18334513
>Greatest buying time of probably my entire life
>Real chance of being unemployed within 2 months

I have 20k in the bank, 3k in stocks, 1k in shitcoin and in July I have to pay 5k in taxes. Do I fomo put another 5k in or pay off student loans?

>> No.18334580

Hope you jews got your KO.

>> No.18334582

Here we go amd puts

>> No.18334585

>>18334571
as soon as you hit enter it pumped

>> No.18334592

>>18334544
you just proved in this 1 post that you've never been with a teasing "punish me" masochist
also I haven't read the source material because holy shit imagine bothering to read the source material for such an obvious cash cow franchise, you gonna read the bofuri manga next?

>> No.18334594
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18334594

Why wont boeing just tank already

>> No.18334596

VIX up after 2% move? Fug this. I'm cashgang until this sorts out.

>> No.18334597

>>18334563
There should be strings. Why are my taxes going to bailout private companies?

>> No.18334598

>>18334585
literally me with a sell order.

>> No.18334601
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18334601

It would be the most unlikely day for a circuit breaker

>> No.18334603

Oh shit, volume slowed to a crawl.

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>wait 30 minutes for the price to drop to a certain point
>say fuck it and buy
>mfw price drops below the point i wanted seconds afterward

>> No.18334606

>>18334579
Pay off your loans first asap, don't let that shit follow you. Once you're free from debt you can literally do anything with your money and not have to worry about it looming over your head.

>> No.18334607

>>18334545
Wrong.

>> No.18334608

>>18334545
You own TSLA stock for the purpose of saying you own TSLA stock. Like Yahoo back in the 90s. You own the stock of the most hip, cutting edge company in the tech space or at least as it is perceived. Nothing justifies its stock value for cars. Investors are really investing in Elon.
SpaceX is the new hotness and a listing for that would be where you put your worship money to Elon, not TSLA.

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Just the flu bro
https://twitter.com/i/status/1246133341889462279

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>> No.18334613

>>18334522
https://www.reddit.com/r/PersonalFinanceCanada/comments/ftu0ra/my_broker_questrade_called_the_police_on_me_after/

>> No.18334616

>>18334577
Ford and Boeing could literally assassinate the President and they'd still get bailed out. Muh hundreds of thousands of jobs and national security.

>> No.18334623

>planned to buy on open
>dog takes a shit on the carpet
Fucking dodged a bullet. Thanks partner.

>> No.18334624

>>18334576
Don't be a faggot and make threats

>> No.18334627

>>18334592
>you just proved in this 1 post that you've never been with a teasing "punish me" masochist
Thank god
Imagine the maintenance

>> No.18334631

>>18334579
Student loan repayments have been canceled for the next few months, atleast in BC. Got a notice in the mail to cancel my automatic repayments by studentaidbc

>> No.18334636

>>18334609
>13 people died of corona in columbia

>> No.18334642

>>18334579
The crypto-brain play is to max out your student loan limit and donate it all to Bernie Sanders. When he inevitably wins he'll wipe all the debt!

>> No.18334643

And just like that , we will never go above 24K ever again.

>> No.18334645
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18334645

Share the biggest financial mistakes you've made during the Corona Crisis (so far). I'll start:

>realize back in early February that Corona-chan will absolutely rush over the globe now that the revised R0 data is confirmed
>want to profit
>too lazy to buy large quantities of masks, also slightly paranoid they might get confiscated
>know nothing about stocks, I just come to /biz/ for the memes, don't know how to "short", the brokerage that is attached to my regular bank account can only buy/sell stocks anyways due to the "low risk pledge" I selected when I opened the bank account (don't ask, it's some weird government regulation)
>not sure if crypto will go up or down ("store of value thesis" was still considered a possibility at that time)
>ponder buying gold but don't commit
>the only thing I'm absolutely certain of at this point is that 100.000s of people will die from the Corona virus
>What stock can I buy that is guaranteed to go up when much more people die than usual?
>sudden spark of genius
>type "public company funeral" into google
>Google results shows Park Lawn Corporation
>perfect!
>buy 18.000€ worth of their stock at 23$ price (this is half of my net worth)
>now I just have to wait in my bunker (have prepped pretty decently, can survive until August with 0 human contact) and watch the price go up
>shit finally hits the fan in March
>go to my account to watch my gains, didn't even have to short hehehe
>Park Lawn Corp (PRRWF) somehow down 50%
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>apparently in the bizarro world of the stock market a company that runs cemeteries and crematoriums LOSES value when more people die
>If I had bought 18.000€ of Boeing on that same day I'd be down less

Just coof the virus directly into my throat please, I give up.

>> No.18334647

>>18334585
FUCKING

>> No.18334653

>>18334624
read the fcking thread, he didn't make any threat, they just wanted him to remove his negative comment and sign an NDA

>> No.18334654

on second thought, selling is a really bad idea
I'm gonna hold on

>> No.18334656

Reee why the fuck is boeing tanking right now

>> No.18334658

>>18334636
>Think stats are accurate for 3rd world countries with barely any testing kits

>> No.18334661

>>18334627
it's definitely a chore i'll admit that

>> No.18334663

I have $19.44 leftover.
wat do?

>> No.18334664

>>18334594
FOMO boomer retards

>> No.18334665

>>18334616
this market is retarded. why does the fed even pump money? why not increase all tickers by 1% every day.

>> No.18334670

>>18334435
fucking tell me about it. you culd literally ride a trend and make short low risk plays for small profits. fuck the day trade rules

>> No.18334672

>>18334575
Boeing

>> No.18334673

>>18334610
based patriot
seriously though fuck the chinks

>> No.18334674

>>18334579
put all of your money into SQQQ like everyone else on this board :^)

>> No.18334675
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Literally free money.

>> No.18334676
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>>18334645
Start index DCA in late january.

>> No.18334677

I started investing on Friday with $300 and I'm up to $370

Is this pretty good? Or is every stock going up and it's not that impressive?

Either way it's nice. If I had kept that money in the bank it would still be $300

>> No.18334678

>>18334645
I went from 60k to 580k and now I'm down to 100k account value. I thought it would keep falling harder than it really did. I didn't expect the massive spike days to be like they were based purely on Trump tweets. God damn clown market.

>> No.18334688

>>18334645
imagine spending money for stocks of companies that produce luxury material goods during a pandemic
you deserve it

>> No.18334689

>>18334610
Social media is a blight on society

>> No.18334690

>>18334677
Don't worry, it'll be $200 by the end of month

>> No.18334695

>>18334653
That's a threat brah. They can point out he caused damages by seeing others in there saying they are leaving. You think you can win, sad.

>> No.18334697

>>18334678
he's capitulating.... SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18334700

>>18334678
sounds like me...

>> No.18334704

>>18334645
Weekly deaths are actually down, so corona is giving them LESS business. No car accidents if everyone stays home for example.

>> No.18334708

>>18334678
>>18334645
1k to 100k to 0k

>> No.18334710

>>18334677
take that $370 out, never look back, and you'll be ahead of 99% of everyone else that ever gave "trading" a shot

>> No.18334714

>>18334610
The absolute lack of self awareness in that tweet
It's way more racist to convert "chinks" = "asian people"

>> No.18334716

>>18334704
this.
t. insurance

>> No.18334717
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You did buy the bottom... right, anon?

>> No.18334718

>>18334604
>Set reasonable buy price based on past five days based on moving average
>Bump it a little higher than common dips it's been seeing
>Stock never dips to that price ever again

Every-time I place a Buy order.

>> No.18334719

>>18334677
>I started investing on Friday with $300 and I'm up to $370
>Is this pretty good? Or is every stock going up and it's not that impressive?
Everything went up from Friday to today. Even stocks for companies that are basically dead like AMC, Macy's, and AAL.
It can still be possible to have made good decisions. What did you get?

>> No.18334721

>>18334623
walk your dog you incompetent caretaker

>> No.18334730

>>18334717
Yeah I bought the bottom of SQQQ

>> No.18334733

>>18334689
In the future when retro styles come back in style, this will be the 2020 look everyone is trying to cop.

>> No.18334735

>>18334689
The rampant rise in moralfaggotry is astounding you have to admit. It took what, 12 years to get to this point?

>> No.18334738

Well, that's it. I'm pulling out while I'm still up enough to do so. Not participating in this clown market anymore. This consumer's confidence has been lost. Hopefully enough people feel the same way and the kike bankers start jumping off of roofs.

>> No.18334739

>>18334721
If he walked the dog he would have bought the high.

>> No.18334741

>>18334721
I walked him twice in the morning you armchair dog expert

>> No.18334743
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JEROME YOU FUCK PUMP HARDER

>> No.18334748

>>18334717
I did. A 2% drop aint scaring me.

>> No.18334749

EMA 5 went below EMA 20 on the daily 5 minute, with a massive red bar. Good time to get puts again.

>> No.18334750

>>18334311
This is one of the few times buying the corporate bond is better than the stock.

>> No.18334751

>>18334677
Yes.
Being up $70 is better than being down $70.

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>market crab wobbling
ruh-oh when do the algos start defecating

>> No.18334753

>>18334645
>going all in
>thinking the market is rational
oh buddy.
I can tell you mine
Bought 1 TSLA stock at the drop 560 EUR
It went down to 380 EUR.
Sold at the bounce back at 420 EUR
Turns out it bounced back even harder and isn't falling as soon as I expected it to.

>> No.18334759
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Here it comes

>> No.18334763
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>>18334718
>have retardo buy orders sitting around
>somehow got BTC at 5000 and ETH at 100 while sleeping

>> No.18334765
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WHERE MY BOBROS AT!! GET FUCKED BULLS, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18334768

>>18334391
I look forward to your pink wojaks next week anon.

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>> No.18334780

>>18334695
>have 50k on quest trade
>hmm an outage
>now have 0k
>quest offer you 1.2 k
>you complain
>cop show up at your door
no dude you can't complain, be a nice guy and take you loss, no you can't make a fcking comment.

>> No.18334791

>>18334730
based

>> No.18334794

I am financially ruined.

>> No.18334796

>>18334752
I love heroes of the storm too, anon!

>> No.18334805

I buy.

It dumps.

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>>18334765
I just sold AMD for 65 bux of profit but I'm fucking mad because it could have gone to 60 easy if not for greedy fuckheads.

Shorted SPY.

>> No.18334810

>>18334375
Who said this? Did Goldman say it themselves?

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>>18334752
>the absolute state of shartour

>> No.18334823

>>18334719
>What did you get?
AAL, SKYW, and MIC

SKYW has been my big earner

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LMAO AMD

>> No.18334828

I honestly dont know what to believe. No one knows what's gonna happen one analyst at jp Morgan says market is gonna rebound right now bottom was March 26th another analyst at the same company says we are in for another 30% down in the market lol one company two different analysis like I'm honestly just sitting in cash right now I have no idea what to do

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>>18334610
Maximilian Uriarte needs to learn what kind of people he is sticking up for.

>> No.18334836

>>18334714
Is it also racist to assume nigger = black? No, its not.

>> No.18334838

>>18334771
>>18334765
>>18334807
Bobos have gotten so desperate they're posting on a +300 day

>> No.18334842

>s&p 500 still solidly green from previous close
>bears are getting cocky
Is the great collapse you've been forecasting for weeks a 0% day or what?

>> No.18334852

>>18334828
Best thing to do.
Don't listen to any of them. They have no idea what they are doing.

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>>18334827

i sold at the top of the first 5m candle

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>>18334688
I know I deserved what I got for being reckless and lazy, but how are funerals and cremations luxury items/services?
The dead need to be buried or cremated, otherwise they pose a threat to public health. 250.000 additional deaths due to Corona plus another 50k or so of people with unrelated conditions not going through treatment or surgery. That's a huge number, but not enough to warrant mass graves or burn-pits. The cemeteries should be digging holes 24/7 and the crematorium be on full throttle. It MAKES NO SENSE for this stock to be down.

>> No.18334863

>>18334645
lol

>> No.18334866

>>18334838
We are right, just early

>> No.18334868

>>18334842
The real dump is on Thursday. This is but a taste
It's also when anyone DCAing should be pricing in.

>> No.18334870

Can we go back to the slow bull market? I dont like these massive swings in both directions

>> No.18334875

WHY IS EVERYTHING DROPPING

>> No.18334877
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>>18334810
Goldman calls their investors "muppets"

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>>18334714
You're right, the guy pictured is thanking the chinks in his enemies' armor that allows him access to their flesh.

>> No.18334883

>>18334606
I have 40k in student loans, so it's not going anywhere anytime soon. My loans are paused for 6 months. Is it inadvisable to take 5k, throw it at S&P and just ride it up, sell it at recovery, and then immediately throw it back into loans? How bad will an IRA fuck me on my gains?

Then keep 10k for being unemployed and 5k for the taxes I owe? I only make 4500 a month (which isn't that great for NJ)

>> No.18334892

>>18334730
My man. QQQ is going to tank harder than any other major index

>> No.18334894

RECOVERY HERE WE GO

>> No.18334895

>>18334875
to give everyone that second chance they've been asking for

>> No.18334900

>>18334875
Another bear trap.

>> No.18334901

Aaaaaaaaah oh no bull Bros we got to cucky I went ALL In XOM AT 43 FOR 10K not wanting to miss out ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.18334904

>>18334842
>blood red monday
>that was a bull trap, just wait until tuesday!
>just wait for the unemployment numbers on thursday!!
>just wait for earnings next week!!!!!!

Witnessing the bobo extinction event while in my comfy long johns.

>> No.18334906

>>18334877
Is this money flowing into the business, into their ETFs or both?

>> No.18334907

GET THESE CALLS IN BOYS NEXT STOP 3000

>> No.18334908
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>> No.18334913
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>eeh sold?
>pump eet

>> No.18334915
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18334915

Fucking Crabs

What the move with our portfolio?

>> No.18334919

>"Oh woe is me I missed the bottom"
>It minidumps
>"Oh boy time to short again!"

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>>18334857
Based.
Sold at 48.55 thank fuck.
I made fuck all today but happy.

>> No.18334926

>>18334753
Fuck tesla and the cock suckers who think electric cars are worth shit worse than bitcoin hypers

>> No.18334927

>>18334836
All blacks are niggers
Not all Asians are chinks
Some are gooks
Nips
Flips

>> No.18334929

>>18334895
Lol

>> No.18334931
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>>18334857
Greedy niggers like you made it tank.

>> No.18334936

>>18334708
how? what got you from 1 to 100? and back to 0?

>> No.18334938

>this volume
Its nearly frozen
This dump was supposed to happen on Thursday LOL
>last week net was -1%
Buckle up

>> No.18334940

>>18334904
Being early is almost the same as being wrong but not quite

>> No.18334948
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Will AAL ever see $12 again?

>> No.18334956

>DOW is mostly boosted right now from boomeroil stocks
Ok, that is at least more acceptable than Boeing.

>> No.18334957

>>18334513
Right here with ya bud, shits all bad, gonna try to put some savings into this clown market and hope for some gains

>> No.18334958

>>18334332
You fucked yourself

>> No.18334963

in this moment, I am depressed

>> No.18334965

>>18334908
Ebola chan was child's play. Coronachan is of drinking age and out killing world leaders.

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>>18334836
Nah theres some white niggas, wiggas as they are also called.

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>>18334743
enough pumps for you. you're gettin fat.

>> No.18334975

>>18334956
I already sold my GUSH. It was up 30%.

>> No.18334977
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>>18334940
Wrong yesterday, wrong today, wrong tomorrow and wrong next week.

Keep coping, bobo.

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>suddenly all the big banks are publicly telling us to buy on CNBC, Yahoo Finance, FT, etc

Great sign not to buy... they are trying to offload the bag onto YOU.

>> No.18334992

>>18334862
what happened is those places didnt want to deal with any infected so they closed up shop too also people wernet doing funerals becasue of social distancing

>> No.18334995
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>>18334805
It dumps.

I buy.

>> No.18334996

>>18334828
There's lots of hope right now. But reality is that things aren't opening up until august. There's plenty of room to drop. Not much to go up.

>> No.18334997

>things are normalizing say analysis
AHAHAHAHA IT'S LITERALLY THE MEME CHART.
"RETURN TO NORMAL".
sorry bulls

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>>18334963

>> No.18335000
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Buying gold if it dumps to 1600 is the only way to make decent money in this clown market.

>> No.18335002

longged bottom in CCL right at 200 ema

>> No.18335006

>>18334883
>40k in student loans
oh fuck I thought it was within your funds. You can drop 5k in the market and hope you don't get fucked but it's honestly still a gamble. IF you win you get fucked 50% capital gains tax, unless you're doing it in a TSFA or the like.

>> No.18335013

>>18334977

Yea the worst is behind us, everyone is going cruising and flying soon. It’s for sure time to buy stocks.

>> No.18335015

>>18334936
shorting multiple time with high leverage, than in my last trade i shorted but didn't set a stop loss because i was "awake" and can stop it manually, then my eyes close for 1 hour and i wake up to a liquidation notification.

>now i have insomia
>always take profit ans set stop-loss

>> No.18335016

Spy 265 where we at

>> No.18335017

>>18334965
Cant wait to see the next virus China releases on the world

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>>18334752
so this is the top tier players, the best of the best

>> No.18335026

I am financially in a good spot.

>> No.18335029

I don't get it, why can't you do OCO order with Etrade mobile app but you can do it with browser?

>> No.18335031

>>18335000
Don't forget premiums, unless you're buying paper. Also, nice digits.

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>>18334877
>Goldman calls their investors "muppets"
priced in

>> No.18335034

>>18334904
Literally no piece of news has correlated with what happened in the market the following day or week.
>World leader in critical condition, unemployment at all time high, companies will have zero customers for months, restaurant industry cancelled, more cases than predicted: STATUS green
Unironically by the dip, it doesn't matter. Lodgic is gone. Big dips are now illegal.

>> No.18335035

>>18334956
oil is at $26 a barrel and not even at daytime highs you retarded zoomer

>> No.18335036

Expect a fall from here into the middle of the day. The EMA 5 is now visibly across the EMA 20 amid red candles. Buy volume is low.

>> No.18335037

at what point do we just cut losses and pull out?

>> No.18335039

This volume has me spooked. I might liquidate.

>> No.18335044

>>18334780
Now your getting it.

>>18334868
Yep, I'll just going to hold

>> No.18335047
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>SPY climb rejected at 2700
Death cross incoming, you'll shit yourselves,

>> No.18335050
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>>18334977
It’s not really coping, I’m not playing with money that will ruin me, just enough to piss me off. I’m sitting on my bag and you can think whatever you want about it. I’m not getting squeezed out.

>> No.18335055

We're all gonna make it, Boeingbros.

>> No.18335057

>>18334743
Jerome saving his power for the end of day pump

>> No.18335059

>>18335037
Whenever your own brain decides.

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>>18334862

>> No.18335066

>>18334426
Margin calls

>> No.18335067

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND WE'RE BACK

>> No.18335069

>>18334862
You can’t do a funeral right now.

>> No.18335071

>>18335047
Death cross?

>> No.18335073

>>18335037
When the market leg locks you and pulls you in for a kiss and you can't do anything but watch as your stocks lose value.

>> No.18335085

>>18334805
>buy with one account
>sell with an other
market crap

>> No.18335089

>>18334435
You can thank Elizabeth Warren

>> No.18335090

>>18335031
Paper of course.Not worth the premiums buying physical.

>> No.18335091

>morgan stanley flooding the news with "BUY STOCKS NOW" articles
>goldman flooding the news with "BUY STOCKS NOW" articles
>JP morgan flooding the news with "BUY STOCKS NOW" articles
>all while there are reports their institutional clients don't think it's the bottom yet

hmm i wonder what this can mean

>> No.18335097

>>18335036
>>18335036
where do i learn to read this stuff

>> No.18335101

>>18334982
This.

>> No.18335105

>>18335091
you forgot CNBC

>> No.18335106

>>18334926
>Car that fucking drives itself
>Anywhere near shitcoin
Do Tesla haters ever get tired of being wrong? Oh but right, it's not "cool" to like Tesla. Fucking easiest stock to know when to sell. But "hurr durr sales numbers for a company that gives zero shits about it's current standing!!!!"

>> No.18335109

>>18335071
50 and 100 EMAs, you do use EMAs, do you anon?

>> No.18335119

PUMP IT JEROME

>> No.18335123

>>18335091
This morning I heard "BUY BOEING BRO THEY HAVE GOOD CASH FLOW I SWEAR"

>> No.18335124

is there any chance this drop was just profits being taken and clownworld bull market is back?

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>> No.18335126

>>18334883
don't over leverage yourself. don't put money in the markets you can't afford to lose. if you are worried about losing your job in a downturn, set aside 6-12 months of expenses (living expenses + monthly debt obligations). if you still have money left after that, invest it in stable, safe choice in the markets.

>> No.18335130

>>18335071
When the 50 day moving average goes below the 200 day moving average very bearish sign

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is it too late to go in on oil for this thursday meeting?

>> No.18335139

VIX on a moon mission

>> No.18335140

>>18335106
cope musk-cultist

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>>18335033

>> No.18335144

>>18335124
Yeas, these are bear traps. Even if this is an attempt to pass the bags it's still the beginning.

>> No.18335147

>>18335123
lmao on cnbc??? this should be illegal

>> No.18335149

>>18335090
I disagree but regardless I still wish you the best anon.

>> No.18335158

I placed my first order to buy calls. It hasn't filled yet. I'm scared. Is this the beginning of the end for me?

>> No.18335161

>>18335097
Investopedia.

>> No.18335176

>>18335158
Bogdanoffs are already placing the call to dump it as we speak.

>> No.18335183

>>18335134
Nah but there may be some downside in the near term. Could easily miss the gap up if you fuck around tho

>> No.18335186

>>18335134
depend on you risk factor it could go both way

>> No.18335192

>>18335158
bearish

>> No.18335199

>>18335158
sorry dude but I bought some calls yesterday. I think bog is gonna fuck us up

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what the fuck is DOW inc doing? i sold at the bottom of the day

>> No.18335210

Fucking goog needs to peak again.

>> No.18335213

damn maybe we really did get too cocky bobros... maybe the 40% dump really was an overreaction...

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>>18334926
Someone didn't buy in for the tsla spike.

>> No.18335217

>>18335204
I sold mine yesterday and I feel like an absolute fool

>> No.18335220

>>18335204
did you check 200 ema?

>> No.18335231

>>18335158
Similar to how everyone suddenly wanted inverse ETFs at the bottom, this definitely means we're near the top.

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>>18335149
I'm not planning on holding it long term so paper suits me better. Might go look at miners.

>> No.18335237

>>18334927
Slopes
Zipperheads

>> No.18335242

>>18335134
I'm a political analyst, there won't be a deal on Thursday.

>> No.18335251

Bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvllllllllllllll...

>> No.18335254
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18335254

This market gives no fucks. Imagine thinking non-essential employees were nothing more than a waste of resources.

>> No.18335256

>>18335231
SQQQ bros will have the last laugh

>> No.18335260

>>18335234
Ah, that makes more sense.

>> No.18335265

ZOOOOOOOOOoooommm...
To the ground it goes!

>> No.18335268

Cuomo talking about opening NY back up as soon as possible.

>> No.18335269

>>18335134
I'm a star pattern observer, there will be a deal on Thursday

>> No.18335275
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18335275

>sold
>stock immediately jumps 5%

Really tho...

>> No.18335276

>>18335254
Wait I mean, this just goes to show non-essential employees are just a waste of resources.

>> No.18335280

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

>> No.18335284

>>18335268
yes! covid19 pandemic 2.0 electric boogaloo

>> No.18335285

We are living in a world where the DOW is being held by boeing, the S&P by cruise lines and retailers, and the NASDAQ by hotels.

This clown market can't sustain a rally today, this is retarded.

>> No.18335288

>>18335280
pls no

>> No.18335291

>>18335256
Yep

>> No.18335297

>>18335256
Don't get me wrong, I'm in SDOW myself right now. But I definitely wouldn't have held it through yesterday if that's what you're doing.

>> No.18335298

>>18335242
There's politics at olive garden?

>> No.18335303

>>18335288
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

>> No.18335305

>>18335231
People said the same thing for last weeks drop and we're making new highs today. We could be weeks from the actual top.

>> No.18335309

>>18335298
It's going down in the coming hours isn't it?
>>18335275
>selling during an INCREASING uptrend
Anon...

>> No.18335312

>>18335140
I mean I've made 900 dollars off of Tesla so, I'll cry into my money I guess.

>> No.18335313

>>18335303
Based clackanon

>> No.18335315

NEW THREAD

>> No.18335319

>moving averages crossover
>take quick profits with 2x the ATR for a 1:1 risk:reward
>give 0 fucks if it continues to go further in my direction without me
>wait for next crossover to do the same thing

what's wrong with this?

>> No.18335334

>>18335297
>not holding if since last Monday
ngmi

>> No.18335335

>>18335260
Physical would have been a good buy at 1450 for long term hold in my opinion.
It may dump again if the DOW dumps and people need to sell to cover margins but probably not lower than 1500.
Best of luck gold bro.

>> No.18335338

>>18335220

no, im still learning the bone reading

i can identify support and resistance levels at least...

>> No.18335351

>>18335319
The only thing wrong with this is that crossover is not a very strong signal on its own, so you'll make bad bets "too often" ("too often" depends on your risk tolerance of course). If you had an oracle indicator, there would be nothing wrong with this.

>> No.18335366

>>18334969
The term nigger means blacks tho

>> No.18335367

>>18335319
>wait for next crossover to do the same thing

>> No.18335371

>>18335335
Same to you fellow gold bro. Did you get any other PM's or are yiu just focusing on gold?

>> No.18335375

GOING ALL IN CALL GE

>> No.18335388

>>18335375
I'll need you to yeet

>> No.18335393
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18335393

Bottom is in

>> No.18335399

>>18334982
Here comes the pump and dump

>> No.18335414

>>18335351
add on some confirmation indicators like a range indicator and a volume-weighted indicator, easy. but even with just the crossovers it seems like it should be correct more than half the time which is all you need to be profitable with a 1:1 system. im talking like a 5/10 EMA cross.

>> No.18335415
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18335415

I open my brokerage account in 3 days. How do I make any profit in this clown market with a measly $1500?

>> No.18335418

Premiums are ridiculously high on SPY right now.

>> No.18335433

holy fuck, this is what I've been missing.... the rush is unreal, my heart is pounding

I looked away and I'm up 20%

>> No.18335443

>>18335433
On what?

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18335449

>>18335418
wonder why that is

>> No.18335450

>>18335433
congratulations, you're a gambling addict

>> No.18335453

NEW

>> 18335389

>> No.18335459

>>18335415
1.Withdraw your $1500 and buy a gun
2. Hold up people for Toilet Paper
3. Build Toilet Paper fort and admit people if they use your custom currency of Tolietcoin
4. BRRRRR Tolietcoin
5. If people have a problem, shoot them with the gun you bought

>> No.18335460

Somebody make a new thread that isn't shit please.

>> No.18335471

I am financially crabbing

>> No.18335474

>>18335460
you do it cuck

>> No.18335478

>>18335389
NEW

>> No.18335482

>that SPY 270 support
Did you guys see that shit like 10 minutes ago? Barely touched 270 then shot up $0.50 with insane pressure, it happened in about 5 seconds.

>> No.18335489

>>18335433
Nothing quite like it.
Try not to chase it too hard.

>> No.18335497

>>18335371
Nope, just paper gold and not really much else. It's the only thing I've consistently had good success at and focusing on more than one thing and balancing my wagie job wouldn't work for me.
I sometimes have a go at oil and stocks but I'm terrible at trading it.

>> No.18335498

I know one of BJ's kids (very close friend of mine). They said that BJ is not doing very well, will be one of the deaths of Coronavirus. Family and media are trying to keep everything quiet to avoid panic and political turmoil but outlook is NOT good

>> No.18335514

>>18335460
>>18335510

>> No.18335524

>>18335498
larp more.

>> No.18335526

>>18335514
Thank you.

>> No.18335543
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18335543

>>18335334
You are like little baby

>> No.18335551

>>18335433
SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL!

>> No.18335553

>>18335414
I like using 20/50/200 ema + vwma + ttm squeeze/momentum and even then shit can easily go horribly wrong even with 66%+ profitable trades if you don't manage risk correctly.

>> No.18335591

>>18335543
Best of luck for you and your bags.

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18335706

>SQQQ $15

>> No.18335792

>>18334293
>Airplane go 'BRRRRRR'

>> No.18335820

So, are the execs going to pied piper their investors into thinking that millions and billions of dollars in actual money and sure thing income that disappeared in Q1 is no big deal or are we looking at two to three weeks of blood starting April 20th?

>> No.18336125

>>18335069
You can't ATTEND a funeral but the bodies still need to be disposed of. You think cemeteries do that for free? New York literally has 1000 trucks stacked to the brim with dead Boomers. Where will they go?

>> No.18336321

>>18336125
>where will they go?
If there is any justice in the world, straight to hell where they belong for open borders and sending all the jobs to China.