/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUD

fuck the stock market

im going back to bitcoin

>>18333292
Does anyone else expect equity risk premiums to come down massively over the next couple of years?
I honestly believe that's part of the reason for the rally we're seeing. There's just way too much cash out there that is forced into stocks because of the low rates.
The drop in eoy earnings estimates is about 3x worse than during the financial crisis and yet we're only down 20%. I know people expect the recovery to be much more v-shaped than people expected the financial crisis recovery to be but still...

btc bulls where we at

>>18333315
LMFAO

>I fell for the Raytheon meme

CLOUDFLARE YOU LIL BITCH

today will crab

Memes aside, what do you actually expect the market to do within the upcoming weeks?

>>18332795
>>18332795
>>18332795
>>18332795
Was this post prophetic?

>instantly drops 2% on open
nice very stable very clown market

quads

why yes, my airline stock did go up 12% already today, how could you tell

>>18333292
What are some stocks like Boeing that define the laws of finance and are guaranteed returns?

>>18333329
+3% is called crab nowadays

>>18333292
when you cash out a stock, where does the money come from? im assuming it is from your broker's stockpile.

>>18333315
>next time I'll vote.....png

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ES doing a 10 point pump from the low that led to the local high
Literally a money printer

>>18333292
WHAT OIL STOCKS ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE BUYING REEE

>>18333315
bitcoin has been following dow move for move, you coulf even line up the chart on trading view

>>18333327
how much have you made?
I made 200% off the crash. more than I ever did in crypto or a bull run.

Just bought $1000 of CHK ask me anything

Idk why I bought sqqq just now. I hope it pans out

>>18333344
downward momentum

WHY IS IT GOING UP, BOBOS?

>let's go skydiving

I told you retards 2 weeks ago to go all in on boomerstoxxx

>>18333353
TOT FANG EPD PSX

Warned you about shorting bottoms. Next thing, start preparing open economy!

>>18333331
It will behave erratically. Buy red sell green.

>>18333356
>coulf
>coolf
>coof

>>18332108
>long straddle medium term
>short straddle long term
>long volatility short term
>short volatility long term

Hmmm

Did you put this on to get a net credit from the trade? The short component could really JUST you if it goes in the wrong direction

>>18333356
>>18333347

I just put my entire bank account into bitcoin

if it tanks I lose my house

>>18333358
What does it mean when you ask out a girl and she replies, "Can we raincheck?"

>>18333333

>>18333353
RDS.B and CVX are the /smg/ consensus for now.

Stuck at 273 resistance.

>buy the dip bro!
>this is the bottom
>cheapies!

So far we're mimicing the market from yesterday. If so, we're going to trend upward the entire day, though probably less.

>>18333333

>>18333338
wow people taking profit after a huge gap up
who could have seen this coming clown market

Please have mercy!

should i go in at MRO? 3.96 atm

>>18333400
>>18333327

>>18333400
>tendies! degens! autists!

I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO DUMP MY GUSH BAGS FOR A SLIGHT PROFIT

>>18333376
Wait for earnings retard bull nigger, you’re about to see the biggest crash in history

>inb4 priced in

It’s impossible to price in 75-90% revenue loss until you actually see it

>>18333388
At this point in time you are no longer an investor you're a degenerate gambler who's betting what they cant afford to lose

>>18333292
How do I get started with trading? Is now a good time to get in?

>>18333365
Americhads woke up and realized coronachan was a R*ddit nothingburger

Doing a 12.50 limit on SQQQ, good go?

>>18333342
i remember an anon saying Air Canada was the only real airline you were looking at. was that you? if so, why?

Dark Index (DIX) peaked, going down again and Gamma Exposure (GEX) up... Looks like the bullrun is running out of steam.

58 more days till we know whether the model holds up in a recession

Full clown market. When do next gdp numbers come out?

WHY THE FUCK IS RAYTHEON DROPPING

Sold TQQQ for a $100 profit

Baby steps I guess

>>18333389
if she doesn't give a legitimate excuse about why she needs to raincheck, she's not into you bro.

>be retarded
>execute trades based on half-assed speculative analysis
>gets burned

>>18333403
Thats what im thinking. End up 5-6% after a slow all day climb.

Buy Sasol, another 30% to go.

the fuck is this pump brehs?
I'm a bull but even I'm scared.

>>18333413
Literally the only weapon left is negative interest rates. There is nothing else.

i think the bulls got cocky again

>>18333413
BOOOM

>>18333436
If you're in it for the long term, you might as well buy in incrementally and start averaging down. Even with this up-turn, you'll at least make something a year down or so. If it dips within the couple weeks which it probably will due to how volatile things are, you just average down what you have.

>>18333436
Maybe, maybe not. Still a lot of uncertainty, don't get fooled by the doom and gloom bear niggers but don't get greedy either. This virus is sticking around for another month and will absolutely have a real effect on the market. If you're brand new I'd just hold off for now, maybe use some simulators

>>18333436
The best time was around March 20-23rd depending on the exchange. I'm on questrade since I'm in Canada. Ask yourself: if I'm a normie and interested in stocks, are others as well because of mainstream news interest? There will be more cash flowing into the stock market. But I would beware of a red week.

when will brent oil crash i need to become rich

>>18333450
I think Air Canada is basically getting the Canadian version of the Boeing treatment. Too big to fail so massive GIBS. And it doesn't have to be spread out among several airlines

>>18333336
i felt this last monday. i'm in relative disbelief, but i would expct this to hit 2800.

>unemployment beyond belief right around the corner
>stores shutting down
>people and companies missing rents
>corona killing thousands upon thousands
>liberties being taken away
stocks go up??
all of last week i've been trying my hardest to liquidate at measly 2% gains (i refuse to sell at a loss) and stocks go UP???

>>18333450
yes
1. air canada has comparatively little debt and a good amount of cash
2. air canada has a virtual monopoly on international flights in and out of cuckistan

>>18333461
>she

>>18333479
I'm just looking to trade stuff not into holding stocks for long

>>18333292
Hope you got in oil while the getting was good. Its.

Fucking.

Happening.

>>18333444
>those digits

>>18333429
When is the earnings report, anyway?

>>18333292
The fact that Boeing is going up despite recent announcements means this is all fake and a dump is incomng

>>18333292
>NNOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DAY TRADE THATS NO GOODERINO MUH STOCKERINI MUH MARKETKINO

>>18333429
Still a 10 days of waiting to go...

>>18333507
JBLU and LUV have great balance sheets without the risk of international flights posing problems

>>18333505
>Sells in a valley and not a peak.

Brought it on yourself, t.bh.

>>18333292
IBKR platform is fucking dogshit, can someone pls explain to me what the fuck is going on
I owned 1x put contract which I market sold, it executed at a price of $24.60 ($1k loss)
Why the fuck does it say the bid price is $25.50? How can I check the value of the option I just closed, to see if it has gone up or gone down in value?

>>18333457
>I don't understand how this can be happening to me.

>>18333457
So you can pick up more cheapos. Be grateful

Based Canadian Tire.

>>18333461
We had just finished playing soccer together with a mutual friend, and then she went to another section of the park to work out on her own. When my friend and I finished playing, I walked over to ask her out. Keep in mind that I met her at the park over a week ago and asked her to play with us, and she's come out several times since then and has replied to all my texts. She has even started wearing makeup on the last couple of occasions. So when I asked her out yesterday, she was working out and all sweaty, so I am not sure if that had anything to do with it. She also asked me, "Grab dinner as friends or...?" I'm not sure what to make of it. I'm not some simp beta faggot who's trying to be her friend.

if no one can predict the stock market, then why does this thread have posts in it???

pls pump weed

>>18333505
I don't get it, either. Like we're just at the beginning. Shit will rapidly get worse in the upcoming few weeks.

>>18333509
Well in that case, I would hold off since this up-turn probably ain't going to last long.

>>18333292
>>18333449
I bought back into SDOW for $37.25, there's no way we don't see at least a small pullback after this many big moves up.

>>18333490
>>18333507
thanks for the insight, gonna pick off companies with small debts this friday when my money transfers. hopefully the bullrun continues after that (it won't due to Anon's Law)

>>18333433
>7% over 1 year
or
>7% in 10 minute if you're lucky/right
gambling with a crypto seem very nice and with much better odds, over gambling is bad

>>18333517
They start on the 14th. It's going to be terrible

>>18333551
Trolling and vooodoo.

weird the two stocks i panic bought are the only 2 doing bad right now...what could this mean

im too afraid to buy puts now , is this a buy put signal ?

>>18333505
its the market's "mask off" moment if you will.
they no longer have to pretend that the 300 million americans backing the market matter. you're all fodder.
as long as the CEO gets his bonus, number will go up.

I should start securing gains on at least some stocks in case this pump is super fake and gay, right? Or do I go full HODL?

>tfw still waiting options approval for schwab

They are just going to deny me for being a poorfag aren’t they...

>>18333529
The entire market is pumping in preparation for trumpbux. Theyre about to get a lot of newcomers to dump a lot of fresh money on overpriced assets, then theyre gonna dump. If you know how to ride the wave without being greedy, you stand to make a lot of money.

>>18333579
tell me hwat they are so I can buy them too

Oh god I haven't seen green in so long thank you thank you

>>18333579
you tell me bud

>>18333547
>"Grab dinner as friends or...?"
you should go with "we can see how it goes". do it jokingly, it should be fine. she'll probably want to go dutch, but offer to pay anyway. just go once, unless you feel that there may be signals. if you have a good time, you've made a friend. if you don't enjoy yourself, don't offer a second time. that easy.

>>18333529
What are some other clown world stocks like Boeing?

>>18333457
RTX is up 7%

sell me this post /biz/ >>18333350

Oh god I'm so green but I'm so scared

serious question

would you commit suicide if all of your stocks permanently tanked and you lost all your money

>>18333593
When do trumpbux drop, may?

>>18333413
why would you need another bazooka? I thought we are already back to normal.

>>18333579
>eh bought?

>>18333593
Really dumb take

>call is up 118% in two days
Guys
What the fuck do I do with SLB? I bought .37 cent 18$ calls on friday, when do you know when to turn money printers off

>>18333505
Nigger you can have 50% retracement during a bear market stop looking at daily pumps.

>>18333589
Just sell a portion of shares to realize some gains. Your risk tolerance will vary, use common sense.

>literally every long I have that is green the more revenue the company is currently making the less it is mooning
Do I feel a need to roleplay as a shitcoiner and get Boeing?

>>18333547
>Whining about sucking at dating in a stock market thread on 4chan.
Gee, Anon. I wonder why you're not any good with women. I mean, it's not like you autistically talk about yourself in, again, a thread about the stock market. KYS

BROS AAL IS FINALLY $12 AGAIN SHOULD I FUCKING SELL OR WILL IT GO HIGHER
I HAVE 60 SHARES

>>18333615
but nevermind, we are on the way to another +7% day.

>>18333611
all of them?
that would basically mean the end of modern civilization, so whatever

>>18333614
DOW would over 30k by that point.

>>18333610
Because you know this pump is fake

>>18333611
Wouldn't happen in the first place because only 50% of my port is for investment while the other half is for trading.

>>18333533
when does a valley turn into a peak?
you better not say all-time-high

someone tell me how i did

just sold out at huge profit, all i want to do now is load up on SDOW, because that makes perfect sense, but for the first time im terrified lol

none of this makes sense

>>18333638
do you know how much money AAL and DAL are spending per day?

>>18333509
Why not just set your money on fire then?

>>18333638
I have two shares, if you sell I sell

>>18333320

This is a mass hysteria.

Once NY no numbers will double in 3 days everyone will get rekt.

Biological processes do not care about populistm and media hype.

Are we gonna get a Denzel Thursday or a Vantablack Monday bros?

luckin coffee froze at 4.39 ?
did they halt trading or was it delisted?

>>18333662
What's your problem?

>>18333645
lol. We won’t see 30k for a loooooooong time

IVR bro ty
I bought 200 shares premarket and 100 shares of ABR
pennies on the dollar lads.

>>18333679
Trading halt pending news.

>>18333677
Monday is closed, bobo.

Amazon buying Kohl's. No other explanation

>>18333584
Just don't trade options and you won't be ruined.

>>18333672
More like populistm and media hype doesn't care about biological processes.

>>18333677
i hoped so the last thursday and mondays...but no bobro. its over. these fuckers will print till they die

Do you think there will be a sell-off near the end of the week? Or is it worth it to pick up now while prices are still pretty low?
Looking to just get stuff like CAR and MGM to hold for a year until things return to normal.

Boeing is legit just a zombie reincarnation on McDonnell Douglas. Don’t fall for it

>>18333638
If you were smart, you'd sell it once you reach your target % gain.

what can i get for $5

>>18333658
very good bro

I think today is a max +5% day. This EOD will be a dump from people scared that we're overbought (which is 100% seems like).

>>18333695
I bought it at 5$ like two weeks ago and have been watching it crash. Dont hold, it's in real danger of going bankrupt

>>18333614
Around april 17 according to Mnuchin. Also, theyre tossing around the idea of another stimulus package so get ready for printers to go brrrr all over again. (Implying they ever stop)

>>18333685
I hate retarded gamblers.

>>18333658
based and greenpilled

Purchasing Boeing stock is like using a cheat code, desu.

Oil majors mooning like crazy

Guys, my KNG is green. All I did was keep buying more dip and now it's green.

>>18333352
20 points. I'm done for today, back to trying to get fire cape in osrs.. fucking shit game

>>18333725
SDC

>>18333732
Okay fuck off then.

If I close this right now, do I get the total return?

>>18333619
>Dump e't

>>18333719
>Do you think there will be a sell-off near the end of the week?
Guaranteed at this point. Almost every friday has seen a dump EOD. No one wants to hold over the weekend.
>>18333723
I'm honestly just terrified of them going bankrupt. Their balance sheet is the worst out of all the American Airlines I own.

>>18333611
I spent years of my life sending 99% of my income to a woman who was scamming me for "surgery money" while I lived on scraps and neglected my self, going as far as refusing to pay a $50 deductible to have the insurance company replace my shattered rear window on my vehicle, while working 80 hours per week for a $550 starting salary. I sent her something like $50,000 and when I stopped sending the money after she'd said she had her surgery and was better but still wasn't ready to see me and still needed help paying rent, she now hates me forever and I haven't seen her in 6 years and still think about her every day

Everything could go to 0 and I would laugh, go grind at work some more, and make another deposit. I held fucking deep brain chain through the top. I'll hold LINK to 10k. My life is a fucking bear market, I hit my prime at 8 years old. But everything is easy when you have no expectations

>>18333711
AMC is up a ton too (25% today), as are plenty of other businesses that should be doing terribly right now.

>>18333415
i've been in since early yesterday at $3.69 and i do not regret it

>>18333621
Why?
>>18333655
Dude everything was crashing, it was obvious this was a valley. Learn to get stronger hands. Dont sell for less than you paid. Start there.

>Bid: 8.83
>Ask: 8.85
>Limit Buy Order: 8.95
>It's not filling
What the fuck fill my fucking order already

>>18333547
>She also asked me, "Grab dinner as friends or...?"
anon, I....

>>18333537
>IBKR

The magatards are buying stocks just to spite the establishment. This was the X factor the analysts could not account for.

.

>>18333413

Trying to throw pieces of paper at virus particles.

All this just to get fucking Trump re-elected.

Corona-chan will rekt them badly.

>buy call
>market immediately starts tanking
I'm sorry guys.

>>18333758
Jesus man... How can you fuck up this much...

>buying now
You should be selling

>>18333758
>I hit my prime at 8 years old.

>>18333725
any combination of 2 big macs, quarter pounders, or mcdoubles on the 2 for $5 menu at your local participating McDonalds®

>>18333769
your broker is shopping your order out to see if anyone else wants to buy it first

>>18333658
You done well, Anon. Very well.

>>18333611
no because im not a retard and I have plenty in cash.

I'm exposed to oil and tech pretty well, what should I dig into next? Long only here, don't care short term.

>>18333758
Invest in PNK, sell when it 100x's.

>>18333783
No, you should be snabbing

>>18333746
No I want to watch you post pink wojaks.

>Missed mortgage payments up 2,000%
>market surged

inb4 priced in, DOW is at 23.5k, it’s literally not priced in

i just woke up so i could switch my bear positions to SPXL, SOXL, TECL, UBOT, RETL


can i go bak to sleep safely or do i have to monitor this shit? why the fuck is th emarket going down again, im nervous about today guys. whatif its not a bull run like yesterday and it reverses? look at this weak as fuck pump, we are already dropping

>>18333752
Uhh you free up the $250 that was tied to it, it'll cost you $90 to close the position, but you'll have made $50 on the whole thing.

I guess i missed the bottom by a massive amount. This seems too big to just be a dead cat bounce

>>18333792
Mark is up to 9.12 now so so much for fucking that.

>>18333758
>to a woman

Anon, I have bad news for you.

NOOOOOOO you can't keep pumping the market we're in a pandemic GDP is going to decrease my stockerinos are supposed to go to zero!!!!!

I overpaid for RTX fuck you guys

>>18333801
does that involve using metamask? I've never tried anything involving dexes

>SPY volume
Is it literally just the people in this thread?

>>18333738
Slb up >15% in two days

>>18333758
>I hit my prime at 8 years old
Holy fucking kek you got me friend

>>18333758
smoking a cigarette for you bro.
you made mistakes but nobody deserves that shit. you'll have your day. I promise you.

>THERE ARE PEOPLE ON /smg/ RIGHT NOW STILL HOLDING PUTS

>>18333758

>I bought the peak
Of fucking course, crabs are going to win again.

DAAAAMP IT JEROME ZE ZHEEPLE BUHT

>>18333459
Anon that's close to a days worth for a wage cuck one step at a time anon it's a marathon not a race

>>18333711
amazon is going to be buying lots of companies right now

>>18333719
If you're holding for a year, just ease into your position and DCA when possible. In long run, you good boo.

Please let me know all your buys so I can time my SDOW better. it's gonna happen when most people are buying in.

>>18333714
with my poorfag balance i have no other option than to gamble

>>18333804
mortgage payments missed? lmao this is not 2008 buddy

New investor here. Have 100k$ to buy in. Haven’t yet because I believed that last major dip wasnt the end of it.

Stock market is defying logic right now. Dozens of major companies are postponing quarterlies.

This makes no sense.

Apply common sense and sit back and watch.

>>18333717

Some folks will get rekt.

>>18333830
>actually trading SPY

Nobody here has touched SPY, it just exists for options

>>18333711
Using robin hood should be a bannable offense.

>>18333864
I am sitting on 75% cash. Almost all of the action are shorts plays for the week.

>>18333835
Imagine the SDOW SQQQ cuckolds

>>18333864
>he's going to lose his 100k trying to time to market
oh no oh no oh no oh no

>>18333336
Yes.

De pump is over

>>18333769
Front running. You use RH?

>>18333864
Nigga coming in with 100k meanwhile I’m dicking around with 100 even

>>18333711
It was trading at pretty cheap multiples even compared to other stocks in the same sector. It's not necessarily outside the range of reasonable values from a relative perspective.

>>18333761
same mate. went in again

>>18333864
I'm buying back in on Thursday, projected peak for NY is april 9th, lot of hype will be generated over the weekend as cases start falling

>>18333658
You played the clown market and won. Nice.

>>18333864
At this point, the market is not sensible at all, so applying logic to it is futile.
We're in a full clown market

Russell hovering at resistance. What happens from here?

ITS SLIPPING

bought one Jul 17/20 270 SPY put this morning. TFW HEDGED

>>18333864
Wait till earnings next week
A lot of cheapies

>luckin coffee will halt trading on China's New Third Board equity market for as long as a month and will resume trading no later than May 6
lmao

>>18333878
It tracks well with overall volume since its algos that mostly trade this stuff.

>>18333864
>Dozens of major companies are postponing quarterlies.
>This makes no sense.
it makes absolute sense you fucking mong

throw the damn towel bobo!

So many SQQQ cheapies to be had

>>18333886
>already up 5% if you bought SQQQ at open
Honestly not bad if you're day trading it.

>>18333886
So when do we buy? Under 12?

>>18333858
Now seems like a fine entry point. If we go up today, it's only going to be a small amount more.

Sold HAL for a hefty 51% profit.
Can't wait for it to tumble down again for another ride up.

>>18333920
that they don't want to show bad numbers?

If everything is priced in, why is there any movement at all?

Distributing or accumulating bonds?

>>18333886
I'm up on SDOW though.

>>18333886
yeah its crazy im already up from open. nuts!

>>18333918
lol stupid games with stupid prizes

>>18333864
>hasn't yet bought in

RETARD ALERT

fucking DCA with that money you absolute moron

>>18333292
A spectre is haunting the asset markets. It's the spectre of BOBO.

>>18333547
Dude sorry shes not into you.

You need to immediately move on if you want to get with her. She will not want you until she sees your success with a woman hotter than her and it has to be real success.

>>18333940
productions are at all time lows from closures and working from home
more unemployment claims than ever
you tell me

>>18333758
You should try to sell your story to 90 day fiancé they show losers like you sending chicks thousands all the time.

spy put here ? what say you lads , strike 270

ORC will be sweet if it doesn’t fold

UCO: will I get fucked Thursday?

Just went all in sqqq

>>18333964
ah. so we should just pretend everything is ok? if I can't see the bad number, it isn't there!
what a joke.

>>18333879
>using a trading platform to trade should be nono pee pee poo poo.

Control your autism, anon. Grownups are talking.

>>18333970
Thinking about it not gonna lie

>>18333537
lmao waht a simp

>The Democratic members of the Washington State Congressional delegation urged Boeing CEO David Calhoun to take federal emergencyfunding to protect employee wages.
>The Republican members did not sign the letter.
>Calhoun previously said if an equity stake is required, Boeing would reject it and seek funding through other unspecified options.
https://leehamnews.com/2020/04/07/congressional-delegation-urges-boeing-to-take-federal-funding/

>>18333942
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efficient-market_hypothesis#Criticism

>>18333981
Oh, was trading working today?

>>18333864
If your going long just buy. If however you intend to play the market may I suggest you start with a smaller amount.

>>18333547
>>18333963
Yeah move on anon. She isnt that interested in you. Sorry to see it happen but better to accept it now and not commit to much. Its like hitting your stop loss. Take the loss and move on for gains elsewhere.

>>18333964
i think that's what the other anon was implying

I missed out on all the cheapies

COMMENCE THE DUMP

>>18333990
Literally who the fuck would give them funding? They burned through a lot of their credit with stock buybacks

>>18333346
From the buyer
9000 IQ

>>18333963
>You need to immediately move on if you want to get with her. She will not want you until she sees your success with a woman hotter than her and it has to be real success.

Lmao, women are fucking retarded. But this actually makes sense. Thanks for the advice. I will try to pick up another chick at the park, I guess.

>>18333860
This is worse.

>>18333904
oh shit I see that

THE DUMP

>>18333978
I sold USO today. Too risky.

Im starting to get real tired of this priced in meme. Did investment banks buy the dip, release really bad forecasts for everything, and then when quarterly earnings come out for said companies, they beat shitty expectations and everything pumps again?

Everything is going to crash today or Monday

>>18333758
>My life is a fucking bear market
holy shit bros this is deep...

>>18334019
how so?

>>18334019
It’s going to dump, question is when.

MOTHERFUCKERS WTF I LITERALLY SWITCHED POSITIONS FROM BEAR TO BULL AND MY SHIT IS TANKING NOW WAHT IN THE FUCKING FUCK THIS MARKET IS DESTROYING ME

Glad I fucking bailed out of AMD just there.
Took $150 in small profit. That was unnerving.

>>18334022
Investment banks are still sitting on cash. Unironically because nothing is priced in from a big pause on the global economy. And we were headed into a recession even before this started.

Where are my iron hand bobos at?
I'm not covering from your fake and gay pump Jerome

>>18333336
BULLBROS??????

>>18334011
A lot worse

>>18334031
>Ee bought?

>>18333864
>boeing shut down factories
BA +8%
>6 million unemployement
Dow +5%

you still think market go on logic, look at the volume, it's all manipulation, the FED not even hiding it.

What pattern is this?

all in SRTY

>>18334031
How can you switch to bull after 10% gains in 2 days?

>>18334031
This is when you're supposed to switch to being a bear, you have it backwards.

>>18333758
Women, not even once

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>18334023
Looks like crashing today.

>>18334039
Here, bought puts in February, up 10,000 percent to down 98%, holding those SPY 185P until April 24

Simply buying deep ITM puts has already erased my 10k of losses from buying 4/17 SPY at the bottom of the first leg down. Feels good.

Why didn't I go all in bros

>>18334039
Fellow bobros, lend me your energy! Together we will crash this rotten market

>>18334007
even cruiseships can print bonds at will, industries pretend to be more wounded then they actually are to get sweet gov't bailouts

>>18334007
It seems like those democrats are now begging Boeing to take the funding according to the news

>>18334031
same. fucking bogdanoffs

>>18333864
This is a terrible time for an investor, great time for a trader.

>>18333943
plz

>>18334037
When will the rest of the dump commence? Shitty gdp growth? Unemployment figures have had zero negative effect on the market so far

>>18334061
t. closet fag

>>18334010
They are a human feedback loop. Get a good one on your arm and they all spin up to suck your cock.

If you pick the wrong one to start the feedback, you are just wasting your time.

Additionally, conditions must be right for you to start the feedback IE good shape, good muscle, good looks, good career, etc. Some combination of those is needed to start the feedback but once its going it is pretty easy to keep it going.

>>18334054
Dude nobody can pay dividends

>>18334027
Thurs OPEC meeting could come back negative, if that happens expect oil to plummet.
I enjoyed a pretty sweet gain on my oil stocks for the last three weeks, it's been good.

>>18334030
I'm axing my risky oil positions and enjoying some profit.
Longing the rest.

IS THE DUMP TODAY BROS???

>>18334061
which puts did you bought

>>18334048

>he didn't buy SQQQ at 15.5
OH NO NO NO

>>18334094
oh my god, i sold the bottom.

>>18334094
What market are you been watching brother

>>18333837
start learning support and resistance lines you fucking faggot

>>18334058
what world are you living in

>>18333320
people have little options when it comes to their savings, if you just leave it in a bank account you'll lose to inflation. since interest is so low on savings accounts you lose to inflation. real estate is too complex and not liquid so obviously people go into stocks.
Trading stocks is also now being pushed on young people through social media as an easy get rich scheme, all over snapchat and tiktok are advertisements for brokerages.
Now you have all these dumb money speculators entering the market and sending the volatility through the roof.

>>18333864
>new investor
>wants us to listen to him as if he was an experienced investor
what the fuck lmao? fuck off newfag.

>>18334049
Flip side gummy bear

>>18334048
cutting costs is bullish you moralist retard

>>18334112
DJI

>>18334052
>>18334051
IM SO FUCKED I LITERALLY SOLD ALL SPXS VIXM TVIX AND SOXS ON OPEN AND SWITCHED TO BULL AND MTHERFUCKING PIEE OF SHIT I DONT HAE THIS KIND OF MONEY TO LOSE WHAT THE FUCK THI SMARKET MAKES NO SENSE

>>18334089
But, Dividends are like rent
hOw CaN yOu NoT pAy ReNt???

>>18334082
They pulled out weeks ago. The movement is from shitty algos and retail traders right now. Buffet pulled out just enough airline shares so he didn't have to report his stock movements there for 40 days. They want to see a retest I think.

So I saw in a thread yesterday that the fed was straight up buying ETFs now, can anyone confirm this?

>>18334089
Wrong.

>>18334113
Yee claw

>>18334134
switch again, sell everything and go bear. :)

>>18334118
People are just stupid, if they wanted to save money they’d buy gold

>>18334134
Are you retarded or what?

>>18333864
>cmoonnn guys plsss pls don't buy
>cmoonn man I missed the cheapies pls give me another chancceee!!!
>I promise I'll buy this time I promise mom

>>18334137
Lol they don’t have to pay shit

>>18334148
No, you’re wrong

>>18334113
yee-claw

>>18334089
dude, 30 out of the 31 companies in my divvy portfolio are still paying dividends. some just increased their dividend in Q1. look at better companies if you want sustained, consistent dividends

>>18334137
lol, idiot. but divvies are nice.

>>18334164
There is gonna be another dump related to corona, the question is when.

>>18334089
My lovely GEO declared their dividend yesterday, and have not plans to stop or reduce. I've got a 16% yield on them

>>18334138
Where abouts could i find data on this or is it just speculation?

>>18334161
should i just sell now to cut my losses and stay in cash? until a trend deelops?

>>18334092
Yea, I was up 20% on uso and sold. There is a little bit of profit to make if the meeting goes well, but the risk it doesn't, plus the hard fact that us oil will crash in may means sell why the sun is shining.

>>18334147
The old fed chair said they should, but they haven't yet.

>>18334175
Bait and switch, you won’t be getting shit, they’re just waiting for earnings to be reported as an excuse to suspend them

>>18334190
>brazilien bats

stocks crab amid nationwide boredom and apathy

>>18334100
Never, ever buy anything somebody tells you to on this board, anon.

>>18334175
>31 companies

How big is your portfolio? Is it just made up of consumer staples?

This is the last smg thread.
They are being banned.

>>18334117
>up 3.5%
>sold off half that in first hour
We are likely going red until last 10 min when jerome turns on the printer.

>>18334205
explain this meme idgi

We're entering a phase where we have a "strong" market with literally no economy to back it up.

ITS CRASHING
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK BULLS
FUCK THE FED

>>18334191
Declaring absurd dividends is always followed by declaring bankruptcy. Good luck

>>18334199
have you not heard of dividend kings and dividend aristocrats? they've paid INCREASING annual dividends for 50+ years and 25+ years, respectively. That means through the dotcom bubble and the Great Recession they not only paid dividends, they increased their dividends.

read more

>>18333292
sasol a good buy?

GUYS I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW IF THIS IS THE FUCKING COLLAPSE OR IF ITS JUST A MINOR SELL OFF FROM PEOPLE GETTING PROFITS OF YESTERDAY COME ON MARKET ANALYSTS TELL ME WAHT TO FUCKING DO I HAVE DESTROYED MY IRA THESE LASTE FEW DAYS

>>18334175
Recommend some comfy divvys
>>18334194
Depends on the loss and your plan. If you go long enough you'll profit in the long term, but you will have less gambling money. Depends on how much gambling you wanted to do.

if you thought today would be green you are retarded

t.bullfag

>>18334227
I’m worried about ORC. They just declared their latest dividends in all caps.

>>18334227
>bankruptcy

They're payed by the government, and have contracts going out for five years. They're nowhere near bankruptcy

>>18334244
new
>>18334244
new
>>18334244
new
>>18334244
new
>>18334244
new

Big shout-out to the oil, 'buy the dip', and divy bros.

Weak hands today I sold SQQQ at the bottom i honestly dont know where to put my money fuck me

>the very second I hit sell on my option it goes from 85 cents to 63
Well fuck me then

>>18334196
Is it too risky to try to hold oil ETF until they rebounce to like 50USD "normal" price?

>>18334213
black are what i own, red are my watchlist. I also have mutual funds that focus on a mix of growth and income

>>18334158
true, gold isn't an epic 3x ETF get rich tomorrow scheme. When are these sham etfs gonna be banned.

>>18334231
minor sell today and we bleed till thursday, next week full golden bull

>>18334234
thanks for telling it how it is.

t.bearfag

>>18334191
Based nigger hater. That chart looks like shit but, are you waiting for it to pump from a trump relection?

>>18334220
Uma delicia...

Thank jeebus I decided to DCA instead of sell my shorts.

>>18334250
>payed
>paid

Lol behold your “dividend bro”

>>18334220
a guy on pol claimed he has connection in WHO and warned people(in january0 the stock market crash because of corona, and that it will hit italy hard, so far everything he predicted was right, except the brazilian bat

>>18333467
im trusting you anon.

>>18334265
it's basically guaranteed. That senile biden crumple on stage

OH GOT ITS TURNING BACK UP

>>18334231
If anybody knew what was going to happen they'd be making money. 90% of /smg/ does not make money.

>>18334257
Everything goes up in the long term!

*snicker*

Seriously though, don’t listen to me for advice.

>>18334258
Is this broken up into their respective earnings months?

>T
>VZ

Based. What do you think of comcast?

>>18333389
It means she would like to keep you in her back pocket for an occasion when Chad is not available. Sorry Anon.

>>18334318
If you didn’t make money on the trump bull, you weren’t trying.

>>18334227
Unless you're a REIT and then its by law you have to pay insane dividends

>Ahead of this week’s rally, half of Goldman Sachs institutional clients thought lows hadn’t been reached

>>18333547
>"Grab dinner as friends or...?"

You failed the easiest of shit tests anon. No, not as fucking friends, do I look like a sodomite to you, bitch? Obviously dont say this out loud but let her know youre interested. Why werent you honest with your feelings? its not like she was rejecting you, just asking a direct question. And you got into your head and fucked it up. If she cant trust you to be honest with her on that, how can she trust her life in your hands? When women hook up with a guy they have to weigh, even if only subconsciously, whether or not you would potentially rape or kill them. Indecisiveness on your part reads as shady, shady reads as dangerous. A woman cant afford to gamble on dangerous.

tl;dr let her know you want to date her. if she's not into that fine, move on with your life.

>>18334171
No, you

>>18334031
stop being so reactive in your trading. be more patient when making your moves.

Sold my calls. All cash right now. Since I have no conviction one way or the other, I think the best play is to wait for this to resolve and see if its bobo or mumu time.

>>18333765
>Dont sell for less than you paid.
well i did say "i refuse to sell at a loss" in >>18333505

i assume you expect things to start dropping lower soon though since that's what a valley is

I've been getting nothing but giant losses on ETFs and I just shorted SPY. Tell me how bad of an idea that is.

>>18334641
I like it. Don't keep your stop too tight.

>>18334375
Who said this?

>>18334681
Don't be too eager to take a small profit.

>>18333758
>hit prime at 8yo
OK, muhammad.

>>18334641
Very retarded. You're guessing we're at the local top despite dumping and crabbing. Basically gambling.

>>18334004
>missed out on cheapies
here's a pro tip, wait another week or 2 ;) you're welcome.

Come on boys I need a bigger pump than this. I bought a single call for SPXL @ 33 with my last 50 bucks yesterday and I don't want to sell for a small profit

Bought $10 may 15 AAL puts and $6 aug 21 macy's puts.

Am I doin this right

>>18333920
I was referring to the markets upward performance despite delaying if financials. You fucking chink mongrel

>>18334194
Hahaha what a retard.