/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thank God everything is returning to normal

Fuck this retarded board, I missed out on the bottom because you retards were saying there was further to go when we were down 30+%

BVLL BVLL BVLL
BVLL BVLL BVLL
BVLL BVLL BVLL
BVLL BVLL BVLL

>>18332484
kek

I have 5k to spend any good short plays for today? Or should I just hold my money

>>18332489
Learn the difference between a financial crisis and a natural disaster

nooooooooooo not my heckin putterino's! not my borkin bearin boi's!

>another day where literally all the volume is in the first and last 15 minutes
Until the VIX goes down I am avoiding this general like the plague in between. Nothing but crossboard shitposters trying to force memes.

how do i gamma scalp?

>>18332504
>short
>in eternal bull market
sounds like a great idea

>>18332489
that's what you get for trying to short a nothing burger

>>18332489
Perfect time to go all in. Don't be discouraged.

>>18332506
this whole shitshow is still a crisis waiting to happen. too bad we don't get to see it pop this month.

Are we euphoric enough now that this has a chance of making a good run?

>Boeing announced after hours that it is closing down it's plant in South Carolina for the time being
>Boeing stock moons

I'm somehow making money off this, but it literally doesn't make sense.

>>18332504
Just hold your money. It could likely end up 5-6% up again by end of day.

Canadians got the corona payouts already. TSX to moon today.
Americans get fucked, only your elites will survive. Your poor are dieing and your lands are literal hellscapes.
Feels so good to be a leaf!

ok fuck being bearish I am already printing longs

Well I'm ruined.
All short and all red.

>>18332530
which canadian stocks to buy ? fellow leaf here

>>18332477
I bought this piece of shit yesterday at the close, 22/5 SPX put.
It has lost 20% OVERNIGHT. Should I just cut my loss now or should I baghold this thing?

>>18332489
If you have to rely on other people to do your trade, you're just as retarded.

>>18332492
>guy who got BTFO by the panicer IQ curve trying to save face.

The Russell hasn't broken out along with the rest of the majors yet. Read into it what you will.

I sold yesterday. I didn't think there was any possible way it could go higher. Now I just have sit back and wait for a dip to play again. This is boring

>>18332542
>or should I baghold this thing?
tic toc 28 minutes

>>18332542
lmao >>18332509

well, im gonna buy his morning even though i can feel the trap

>>18332524
>it literally doesn't make sense

HONK HONK

>>18332492
Last pic should be jpow

>>18332524
What part of priced in do you idiots not get. It’s two words and 8 or 9 letters

So this is my first day in the market now that I managed to scrap a good chunk of extra cash. Is it a decent time to buy just to at least have a stake in the game even though it seems to be shooting up?

Anyone have a CNBC stream?

If you aren't making the biggest, most honestly nonsensical bullish gambles imaginable right now you must hate money

all these failed shorts and puts are literally whats saving the market right now

wtf i love bobos now

>>18332565
Fuck yeah.

>>18332477

This is just a fucking mass-hysteria and panic buying.

Nothing is solved, nothing improved.

Prepare to be rekted and justed.

>>18332576
These fake gains can't sustain forever.

>>18332576
If you have the time and patience, ride the swings.

>>18332524
There goes my theory about this whole corona thing being a hoax to get Boeing out of their shitty union contracts in Washington.

who is waiting for a tweet from another e-thot about which stock she should buy on this dip?

>>18332523
not yet anon

>>18332558
>>18332562
pls just tell me what to do, this is the first option I've ever traded. I didn't even know I was spending $3200, I thought it was just $32. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, I'm just a retard who made more money than he deserves from crypto.
Tell me what to do with this thing and I'll do it.

>>18332595
>implying I'm not locking in my gains with stop-losses

>>18332512
That's pretty much all days

>>18332489
It's not too late mate :)

>>18332542

My meagre savings would make 15k profit in like three years if I take the most optimisitc targets into account
That's ridiculously low and gives me maybe 4 months of neeting

>>18332489
>he cant distinguish redditors from bizraelites
ngmi

Milestone pharm worth holdin onto? Already made money off them but hard to tell their ceiling

>>18332609
If you're as big a retard as you say and seem, stay the fuck away from options

>>18332609
I am sure you will lose more today, but I am not sure if you will make up something tomorrow

AMD baby

>>18332489
its not too late man go long with max leverage

should i hold SDOW? bought at $39

Fuck, feels good to go up 6% overnight.

>>18332595
virus going away

SPY 300 by easter

This is a fraudulent market. Worse unemployed than the fucking great depression means stocks should be valued at June 2019 levels? LOL. I thought you guys said Bitcoin was the manipulated market?

>>18332484
Agree

This is a twofer here.

Adam Neumann is not getting his billions, despite making a biz approved move.

Also I guess using a hospital like a cruise ship is not a smart move for an airborne virus...lol

Just bought $1000 worth of CHK AMA

>>18332489
You gotta realize, it's not just that you saw that post. You agreed with that post and you decided to take action. Stop trying to place blame on anyone but yourself

Bobo takes out a smug little crab and reaps the consequences.

im so fucking stupid for buying when its gonna drop hard at open, but i need to get in RTX ASAP

>>18332646
unemployment is a lagging indicator, but i think retards don't realize that because it's a state mandated unempoloyment, it's leading. this isn't a typical business cycle and we're going to be eating this lockdown until the employed and unemployed are confident in spending.

>>18332542
>IB
imagine using a brokerage that charges you fees

>>18332609
If you have the capital, don't do options.

>>18332492

>>18332627
the biggest reason why people get their shit pushed in by the stock market is that they look for stocks that went from $5 to $15 in a single day and they say to themselves
>WOW!
>HAD I JUST BOUGHT IT THEN
>AND SOLD IT THERE
>I WOULD BE LIKE
>A MILLIONAIRE

Yeah well, if you were able to see into the future, just play the lottery and be done with it.

bob michele spitting knowledge on bloomberg rn

>>18332537
same. im already over it.

Why the fuck is DFEN suddenly rebounding? I lost so much fucking money holding on to them before I decided to cut my losses last week. I'm irate.

>>18332665
Thats my man

>>18332646
meanwhile everyone is sitting at home ordering furniture and home improvement shit to be delivered

traffic on the roads, with the entire state under a "Stay at home order" has increased if anything

this economy is strong as fuck and not even a forced lockdown can fucking budge it

>>18332679
what do u use anon

>>18332693
east coast is slow roads. where are you?

>>18332627
On 15k, you could live comfy at the beach in the Philippines for over a year, kek.

>>18332595
Bobo cope

Bobos are now an extinct species.

Thank you for the preemies, see you next week Bearbros. You better have my fucking preeemies.

>>18332688
Because everything moves up with the water. Even the shit!

>>18332700
you can call me sasquatch

Buy apache bros

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18332698
Central Florida

>>18332696
TDA. Previously used IB but on top of the obviously retarded fees their interface was pure shit.
>wouldnt load
>loads the wrong shit
>lagging prices
>gay

this is an unironic I GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS moment for me

>>18332651
>WeWork sues SoftBank over withdrawl of $3 billion tendies offer

>Neurotic germophobe jews get to kvetch about being within 4 feet of goyim

wew

>>18332665
RTX has made me so much money

How do I into stonks

>Zoom has security vulnerabilities
>appears on CNBC to re-assure users
>the CEO is Chinese
LMAO read the room dingus

>>18332717
UCFanon reporting

>>18332631
I'm every bit as retarded as I seem, and probably even a bit more
How can this put lose so much value overnight? If, in 2 days, the market dumps back to the exact level it was when I bought the put, will it still be in the red? And how much by?

I'm literally buying the top right now, but if i dont buy now this shit might pump another 1k with the power of Jerome

>>18332717
Let us know what's up in a week. I'm near NYC, so we should be about a week or two ahead of you... last week was pretty empty as well however...

>>18332679
All non-shit brokerages charge you fees on the purchase and creation of options, which you should know if you're not a shitty frog-posting larper.

>>18332729
I bought in at $54 but even where its at now is worth it

>>18332609
today is probably going to be green. so i'd cut your losses and forget it ever happened.

T-15 MINUTES LADS

YOU READY?

>>18332506
Do tell how the shitstorm a brew on Wall St. isn't set to collapse at any fucking second.

>>18332734
if you listen to this board:
>buy high sell low
>buy options at 40% volatility
>cruiseships, airlines, and oil stocks are free money

>>18332688
>Ee bought?

>>18332611
The first wave of sell offs will trigger your automated sell offs which will hasten the collapse. It's all been foretold in the Book of Bobo

>>18332771
The market can remain wrong longer than you can remain solvent :^)

>>18332776
Huh?

This is honestly just a huge short squeeze. I was bullish and though we were in a recovery before today, but we're not. They want to squeeze us to the highest amount they can before dumping on Thursday. Next week will be a bloodbath, this is too much too fast.

Is everyone ready to witness the final nail in bobos coffin?

is there any reason at all MRO wouldn't end up back at $12-$13?

I've been telling you guys to short TLT because some of you are cool.

>>18332755
NYC was already a shit hole before corona, lol. Florida will be fine.

>>18332773
>buy NETFLIX
>hold for a week
>dump it
>?????????
>profit

that LITERALLY it

>>18332702
What are you going to do when i buy the underlying stock because im intermediate term bear, huh?

>>18332642

Because of what, lol? It became tired?

>>18332776
>pump' e't

First reply tells me what to do with my last 300

>>18332797
we're not certain if shale is going to be sacrificed to save big oil

>>18332551
What's your interpretation? Russel is predominately small cap, right? I suspect this might be tied in with the thrifty helping of assistance offered to small business, and the poor mobilization of the allotted monies.

>>18332811
Bitcoin on RH

>>18332742
Thats what i thought too soon as i saw that. Never touching anything run by a chinese.

How is this possible......

>>18332811
go all in on JNUG

>>18332711
where is this? i need a house

I PUSH MY FINGERS IN TO MY

>>18332811
2 grams medium quality coke

WILL RTX DROP AT OPEN OR IS IT A GOOD BUY NOW???

>>18332795
I'm sorry for bullying you bearbros, you were right.

>>18332808
because everyone who was going to had it already had it when we went into lockdown

>>18332804
NFLX gonna bounce off $390 AGAIN

>>18332826

>>18332811
buy rope and soap neck yourself

>>18332803
>implying nyc is more a shithole than florida

fucking kek lets not go there
go ahead and get ass raped by your diamond dozen florida man

>>18332808
social distancing

AMD gonna pump.

>>18332825
URETHRAAAAAAA

>>18332814
>>18332797
Oil prices weren't the greatest when we were full bull run. Now that there is no demand I would stay away from oil.

>looked over at SQQQ
>15.42

HOLY SHIT
OH MAN
WHO'S HOLDING THEM BAGS
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

I BOUGHT THE TOP AHHHHH

>>18332773
Dude airlines are def gonna make it, especially the big ones like Delta and United. Cruises are gonna make it too, the Saudis just guaranteed Carnival is gonna make it. You should have gotten your $8 Carnival cheapies when you could.

>people getting high more

kek

>>18332589
>implying I’m selling my puts even if they’re down 99%

I know this is a tired old question but how long can they prop up the bubble for in these strange days?

In normal times it could be months but with bad news every day that speeds things up.

I'm thinking a couple weeks, few week maximum.

>they're not going to destroy their country with inflation because congress would never allow that

>>18332858
>WHO'S HOLDING THEM BAGS
95% of /smg/ probably including you

>>18332877
>how long can they prop up the bubble for in these strange days
dude, look at 2008 to now.

>>18332834
>because everyone who was going to had it already had it when we went into lockdown

Was it Trump who told you this?

I'm still holding one bearish position, DRV, because I still think real estate is fucked if nothing else is

>>18332803
Do you have any idea how many new Yorkers are here faggot? How many fled before we started stopping them here? Degenerate places like Orlando are going to get what they deserve.

>>18332884
No sir, not me.
Was definitely thinking about it
but by the grace of god I didn't

>>18332734
do not listen to anything on this board

>>18332858
pretty cheap, sell yours to me

>>18332795
That's what I'm thinking too. What's your plan for the drop?

>>18332858
I sold at 20$ last week fuck this shit

>>18332888
who's telling you otherwise? the testing methodology is shit. there's a bunch of baked in info.

>>18332842

In Spain it does not work, why do you suppose it works miracles in NY?

Fucking retards

I sold half my stock :)

>markets are up

Habbening cancelled, bearfags.

>>18332477
I'm scared anons. This looks too good and I don't believe in a free lunch.

>>18332877
I don't know, man. Looking at the chart, we now have a higher low and a higher high as of yesterday. The market has been rising on no good news for more than a week now.

>>18332875
my APHA bags are getting heavy as fuck
average cost $3.92

Get ready to witness the greatest bobo slaughter in the history of capitalism

>>18332817
You could look at it one of two ways.
If it doesn't break out, then it doesn't give confirmation to the other indices breaking out. There's some kind of disconnect, you want them all to play along. It doesn't necessarily mean the s&p or nasdaq is going to drop, but their move up is not as strong as it could be without the russell.
If it breaks out, then you have good confirmation from all the markets.

>>18332877
How much more do you need to lose before you learn your lesson, bobo?

+900

>>18332823
Have you failed me anon?? We will find out

I give up.

>>18332888
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/infection-trajectory-flattening-the-covid19-curve/?fbclid=IwAR0dGeE_3bGSrSZgbY-zShuL25Feg8LkksT515qbUYPEzFec4W53YQgdiZM

every single country with a significant number of cases is solidly into the leveling process at 30 days no matter what they did

they locked the barn after all the fucking cows were already gone

TLRY was at $2.43 last month. Damn

>>18332750
Yes probably. I don't know what you bought but puts usually expire worthless so you lose the premium.

>>18332477
please copy the other OP text with > in the titles, it looks so much better!

click your previous thread link and copy

>>18332895
>How many fled before we started stopping them here?
I hadn't heard about that. Damn. They're like cockroaches, lol.

>>18332922

You mean media-induced mass-hysteria over FED big moves after completely fucking up the outbreak by Drumpf?

Lol, just lol.

what did twitter mean by this?

>>18332933
double dubs
>svetting

>>18332933
Good luck, friend.

>>18332901
But the pandemic... think of the opportunies

FIVE MINUTES
LOOK ALIVE PEOPLE!

>>18332957
bobo cope

There are anons STILL bagholding SQQQ right now

>>18332888
You can be an asymptomatic carrier for two weeks and international air travel was still going strong for about two months after the outbreak happened. It would have been a miracle for this thing not to have spread all over the world by mid-January.

>>18332877
Oh know I shouldn't laugh at this image lmao

>>18332542
I SUBMITTED A MARKET SELL ON THIS POSITION, WHICH WILL EXECUTE AS SOON AS MARKETS OPEN. IS THIS THE CORRECT THING TO DO?

>>18332974

>>18332958
Based.

>>18332895
>live 10 minutes from Pulse
I'm not degenerate, I just came to work for Mickey :'(

>>18332901
not even you'reself

>>18332489
I agree with the ppl saying go all-in long. Your fucked either way right? Go out like a champ

4 minutes. I hope you sold in premarket

>>18332974
I’m think hard about starting to hold it

>>18332951
I need to edit my script to do this, one sec

i'm afraid to even do anything
it could moon again
or it could dump from here

any good energy stock? too late to go in on XOM it seems

>>18332928
A little more. So depending on whether you're bullish or bearish, you could play the russell directly or use it as some kind of confirmation for the other indices.

>>18332957
Cope.

>>18332877
Nobody can really say. J. Pow said he would do anything to stop the decline. Seems to me like a set up for a harder fall. The Fed is out of touch, it seems, and there's simply too many variables and important niches in the consumer side economy that are going unaccounted for these days. They don't even know what to do with the interest rates because M1, M2, and M3 metrics are no longer representative of non-business wealth aggregates and their movement. The fed buying non-financial assets is also super sketchy, what kind of fucked up socialized homunculus emerges from this isn't going to be pretty.

Just bought $1000 worth of CHK

>>18332989
Assuming there's a buyer, yes

>>18332961
Gtfo, where the fuck were you niggers last week? You’ll be gone again after today when you start getting raped again, enjoy your 5 minutes of pleasure

I told you faggots 2 weeks ago to go all in on boomerstoxxx. Heh, well I'm holding loads of discounted LMT GD MSFT KO NEE RTX and you're here SEETHING that you fell for R*ddit's nothingburger.

pic related... it's (You)

Bobros where you at?

>>18333020
Why, you utter retard? They're literally going bankrupt.

tfw bought the dip with an average SPY cost in the 250's

how the fuck didnt any of this shit sell off yet? im way in the green on my positions but holy shit i want to sell now

woops but 24.42 instead of 24.24 on my limit order

>>18332477
Because a good market means a good economy! right guys?

>>18333020
Should have bought KHC instead

>>18333020
Why?

>>18333006
Thanks bro!

>>18332609
It's not $32, an option is a hundred shares so it's 3200. Because of the pre market move you're down.

If you're still bearish on the SPY you can hold, if not then close your position

>>18332989
Probably. But i am a newfag investor too. Someone has to buy it from you i believe though, it won't just happen on its own automatically. Find out how much you can lose on options before buying one. Selling options (not what you're doing right now) can get you into deep shit

>>18332805
You bears have already bought me a fat stack of Clorox so Idaf

>>18332910
the market doesn't give a fuck about what you think about this virus. stocks go up since infections/deaths are going down. you missed the bottom.

>>18333030
based

>>18333027
i am busy emptying my trading account
fuck this clown world

>>18333022
And there always is, but unless there’s a high volume you’re going to get raped on price. Market orders on options will disappoint you

>>18332826
Where tf do you live that 300 gets you only 2g?

>>18332596
>>18332597
So just wait and see since it's so volatile that it'll dip anyways?

>>18333025
Seething bobo spotted refusing to cut his losses. How much more are you down today, bobo?

>>18333027
arguing with some retard about PEMDAS.

>>18332939
>they locked the barn after all the fucking cows were already gone

exactly. social distancing will only make it a bit slower - not exponential, but a geometric progression.

libertarian countries and US does not even have any quarantine discipline, unlike Asians, and this is precisely why they all will get fucked and rekt.

>>18332994
Sorry bro, you live with a bunch of degenerates. Collateral damage and all.

So I haven't spent this much time at my house, probably ever. After 2 weeks of quarantine my house is really starting to smell like farts. So I added a 10 pack of Fabreeze to our shopping order cause the wife is starting to complain about the smell.

Who makes Fabreeze? Procter & Gamble
$PG call 125 5/15, based only on my farts.

JEROOOME

Here's my prediction (read hope so I can buy more stocks). TSX will rise slower or even fall because USD is falling vs CAD.

>>18332933
I mean this anon I truly do GOOD LUCK

time's up let's do this

>>18332974

SOXL CHADS RISE UP WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

>>18333066
I’m not checking my brokerage account until this afternoons crash

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEARFAGS BTFO!!!!!

>>18332477
i hate these overnight gaps, the chart cant zoom in.

BULL NIGGER GAINS ALREADY EVAPORATING

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18333027

>>18332974
I bought some last night

Of all the things I don't understand. This is the biggest one.

BEARS DEAD

>lost hundreds of dollars investing in zoom stock
>frantically throwing my money into highly volatile stocks and crypto to make up for all that lost money quickly

going to break even and never touch the stock market ever again after this

BEARS ARE NIGGERS

Where are the OOOOOOOOOO posters at

The market has unironically decoupled from reality

>>18333027
Bout to escape and wreck havoc frens

>>18333129
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18333055

Do you fucking understand that a single day drop means nothing for a stochastic process approximated by a geometric progression?

No, you don't. This board is full of Trump supporting retards.

>>18333127
>he bought ZM
LMOA what a tremendous retard

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18333135

>>18333042
Holy fucking based, it just needs a cutout of Powell for the monopoly man

>>18333129
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18333135
>>18333130
BEAR NIGGERS HAHAHAH
POINT AND LAUGH EVERYONE

>>18333125
>>18333117
>>18333129
>>18333136
do u retards have no idea what futures are?
why are u reacting only now?

>>18333112
just like the first 5 minutes yesterday. and then we pumped 7%

>>18333135
It’s almost time

Massive selloff because people are locking in profits. It will rise like yesterday.

>>18333120
literally redlit and ethot investors

>>18333120
Oversold correction

>>18333130
Reality has already been priced in

>>18333130
where have you been for the last 12 years?

so if shale is going to be sacrificed... how do i know when to dump MRO? it's doing too good for me to dump it now. or is that exactly how i should know to dump it now

BOBO ARE YOU OK OK BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>>18333149
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REEEEEE I OVERPAYED FOR RTX

Just picked up a hotel chain that's down 75% this year, scandic hotels. Anyone else in hotels yet?

Imagine doing business in California
>Wildfire happens, literally and every year occurrence in the state
>Negotiate a deal with the state to pay for damages and avoid bankruptcy
>State constantly does takeback bullshit, increasing liability for no reason, throwing out already agreed to proposals

Short PCG. It doesn't matter what happens, the state is determined to kill this utility

>>18333156
It’s about to get priced out faggot

Guys is Interactive Brokers a good platform to trade on? Robinhood isn't available where I am

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>18333027
here

>>18333120
Formerly Chuck's

>>18333017
Great post

Do you actually think we could avoid a "recession" entirely?!

>no volume on LK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGC5sGdz4kg

Lock down approach completely wrong. Trump should reopen economy in 2 weeks, fire and perhaps even investigate fauci immediately. He's been totally wrong on this.

>>18333137
no i don't. all i know is that the call options i bought last friday are up over 200%. and to me that's all that matters.

Keep SLB calls or sell? This is the first real gain I've made, how do you even tell when to sell

The more market goes up, the more I load up on cheapies. ;)

>>18333053
I am short term bull, mid term bear, long term bull

>>18332711
Not a bad price. I would buy this just to store my unused shit in. What state?

>>18333160
MRO will possibly be fine. Other oil anons can say for sure but i think marathon, CLR, and Pioneer are possibly the only shales that will survive.

>>18333184
its too late the bottom is gone
better luck in a decade

>>18333171
>75
66, but still.

>>18333184
Fucking trash, trying to leave them rn
The UK is broken, laggy, customer support can suck my dick
Transferred to IG

BUY BUY BUY

YAHOO FINANCE SAYS THAT ANY FURTHER DOWNSIDE IS ALREADY PRICED IN BEARS BTFO

>>18333184
IBKR is elite. R*ddithood is for poorfags.

>40% down on 5/1 210p
gonna buy more puts then, this bulltrap will end. Bulls are cocky and delusional than ever.

>>18333127
Unironically this. I sold all my positions at a massive loss and then went all in on Boeing stock. Once I break even I will sell and then never fuck with this Jewish ponzi scheme of a stock market again.

>>18333225
bearish signal

16:33: $CCL DIRECTOR, RANDALL WEISENBURGER, BOUGHT 1,250,000 SHARES ON 04/06 AT $8

>>18333225
t. falseflagging bear nigger with a blood red portfolio

get FUCKED NIGGER

Yesterday we dropped for 10 minutes before skyrocketing. Lets see if the same happens.

>Cloudflare

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>>18333209
there is still money to be made, for instance with airlines. JBLU has the second best airline balance sheet behind LUV and still has room to 3x

>>18333170
Ye of little faith, be patient

>>18333209
>bottom is gone

>>18333055
Can someone explain to me how I fucked up falling for the tanker memes?

>>18333206
My gut says after today, it will tank into next week, then the bull will happen. The dip happened, but we’ll get a mini dip. This is just uninformed here say tho

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hope you guys didn't miss out.

WHAT OIL STOCKS DO I BUY

>instantly drops 1.5% on open
nice stable clown market

>>18333065
Learn what swing trading is. Instead of reading shitposts here, educate yourself.

>23,312.17 +632.18 (2.79%)
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

If selloff isn't done soon we're crabbing today boys.

Down 300 points in 10 minutes, where my bulls at?!

>>18333274
just buy a little bit of your favorite ETF every week

>>18333272
APPARENTLY NOT FUCKING USO. GODDAMIT

>>18333209
Yeah I know I should have signed up two months ago, was on biz watching the whole shitshow go down but I didn't have any interest at the time. I have some money to play with now so why the fuck not just try and gamble with it. Who the fuck knows what's going to happen again anyways.

>>18333221
I'll look into IG. Maybe I'll set up an account there too.

>>18333227
Sounds good man. Gonna complete my account registration right now.

>>18333251
it is a good call anon, once we run out of storage they will collect all the cash for storing that shit

>>18333251
Midstream and storage in oil are all memes. Stick to operators with cash flow.

>>18332516
based bill

>>18333288
>not buying UCO

Does anyone else expect equity risk premiums to come down massively over the next couple of years?
I honestly believe that's part of the reason for the rally we're seeing. There's just way too much cash out there that is forced into stocks because of the low rates.
The drop in eoy earnings estimates is about 3x worse than during the financial crisis and yet we're only down 20%. I know people expect the recovery to be much more v-shaped than people expected the financial crisis recovery to be but still...

How much cash should I keep in my savings? I have like $2k and feel like this shit is goign to keep goign up like what happened yesterday

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>>18333290
you honestly think you can reach the bottom on a crash in the matter of a month?
just stay out.

>>18332477
Im out, I just sold all my puts at a loss, fuck this shit. Bear market my ass.

>>18333301
Put it all in on Boeing stock, faggot. Guaranteed returns.

>>18333267
>being an investor in south africa
Imagine investing in a country with such insane levels of affirmative action and no rule of law

>>18333272
TOT FANG EPD PSX

>>18332877
>they're not going to destroy their country with inflation because congress would never allow that

Did you forget that the federal reserve is independent of them? They can print as they please.

>>18332609
Just sell m8, take the losses and move on.

>>18333286
reporting in. this fucking sucks. I think i'm gunna turn myself into a bull after this

>>18333272
Slb

>>18333125
>BEARS DEAD
I bought back into SDOW for $37.25, there's no way we don't see at least a small pullback after this many big moves up.

>>18333308
I don't care about catching the bottom lmao I'm trading

>>18332540
Lun safety of gold plus dividends.

IBKR platform is fucking shit, can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on
I owned 1x put contract which I market sold, it executed at a price of $24.60 ($1k loss)
Why the fuck does it say the bid price is $25.50? How can I check the value of the option I just closed, to see if it has gone up or gone down in value?

>>18333237
>WEISENBURGER
interesting, i wonder what he knew. definitely a buy signal

The magatards are buying stocks just to spite the establishment. This was the X factor the analysts could not account for.

Share the biggest financial mistakes you've made during the Corona Crisis (so far). I'll start:

>realize back in early February that Corona-chan will absolutely rush over the globe now that the revised R0 data is confirmed
>want to profit
>too lazy to buy large quantities of masks, also slightly paranoid they might get confiscated
>know nothing about stocks, I just come to /biz/ for the memes, don't know how to "short", the brokerage that is attached to my regular bank account can only buy/sell stocks anyways due to the "low risk pledge" I selected when I opened the bank account (don't ask, it's some weird government regulation)
>not sure if crypto will go up or down ("store of value thesis" was still considered a possibility at that time)
>ponder buying gold but don't commit
>the only thing I'm absolutely certain of at this point is that 100.000s of people will die from the Corona virus
>What stock can I buy that is guaranteed to go up when much more people die than usual?
>sudden spark of genius
>type "public company funeral" into google
>Google results shows Park Lawn Corporation
>perfect!
>buy 18.000€ worth of their stock at 23$ price (this is half of my net worth)
>now I just have to wait in my bunker (have prepped pretty decently, can survive until August with 0 human contact) and watch the price go up
>shit finally hits the fan in March
>go to my account to watch my gains, didn't even have to short hehehe
>Park Lawn Corp (PRRWF) somehow down 50%
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>apparently in the bizarro world of the stock market a company that runs cemeteries and crematoriums LOSES value when more people die
>If I had bought 18.000€ of Boeing on that same day I'd be down less

Just coof the virus directly into my throat please, I give up.

>>18333872
I bought UVXY and TVIX. I didn't sell them on march 18th or 19th or whatever.
fucking hell I am such a dumb greedy bastard. I have over double the money that I had before the crash but im so fucking salty.
I needed to see that 9 tick over to 10. I HAD to see that digit change. 100 more bucks was all I fucking needed.
and im down halfway from there. I was up 400% now im only up 200%. I am fucking bitter. I don't care how much I made im fucking MAD that I made that STUPID mistake.

I JUST HAD TO WANT ANOTHER DIGIT. FUCK.

>>18333221
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IG is expensive as fuck, and they dont let poorfags play with spread betting or CFDs

>>18333030
That's pretty neat, you did a good job. Are you gonna dump it before it all goes back down?

>>18333872
>Be me back in August
>Swing trading in Roth IRA doing well
>Want to get in on some sweet Divi REITs
>I find this badass casino reit with 7% divs, fund owned by Berkshire Hollywood casinos and Tropicana all over US. GLPI
>I know a handful of boomers who gamble in these hotels 5 times a year or more. My coworkers all go to these casinos. The same kill time by using slots apps on their phones.
>"Casinos can never die. Normies are addicted to money games."
>Sept. Stocks going up. Bull run starts in Oct. I'm flying high. Wishing for a drop for those long term gains.
>Jan. Rolls around, all my stock are booming, but GLPI is a star...if only I had bought more
>Virus out of control in China.
>Virus hits US. Oh well guess I will just get to average down.
>-14% in one day. FUCk I guess I'll wait to average down.
>-20% NEWSFLASH CASINOS WILL GO UNDER. CHEESECAKE FACTORY CANT PAY RENT
>I sold at break even.
So close to greatness. I was trying to one up the wasteful boomer gambling culture and got bamboozled. GLPI is still down. I can't bring myself to buy in now.

>>18333135
Time to hunt bros