/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18319707
He's not going to make it. The people that are sick for a very long time end up getting fucked by their own immune system which overreacts (cytokine storm) as it freaks out at not being able to get rid of that shit. RIP Boris old chap

>>18319707
Remember last flu season when politicians and retired sportsmen were dying left and right? Yeah, me neither.

>>18319707
omg i love his hair

>>18319707
>moved to ICU
uh oh lads

Well apparently that's exactly the cue our fucking stock market needed to go through the dam roof. So just stay in ICU boris, your saving our whole fucking economy

>>18319707
Priced in

>>18319707
Brannex when?

i'm actually worried bros.

Im glad you retards left the EU and we dont have to save you now

>>18319707
Thank fuck desu

>>18319707
What are the chances he actually dies though? They can't just let the PM can they? Why is it RW leaders getting infected? Is this the globalist way to take them all out? Fucking bioweapons man

>>18319906
Fuck you shitskin

>>18319932
Anyone put on a ventilator has about 50/50 of surviving.

What hes actually dying?

NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING CARRER POLITICIAN! WHO ELSE WILL PROTECT THE INTERESTS OF THE JEWS NOW? NOOOOO

>>18319960
but he's not on a ventilator yet, just in the ICU

Why not give him the meds trump saya work so well

>>18319966
He was pretty based and could recite the Iliad

>>18319707
Literally who?

>>18320007
PM of the United Queendom

Why is it always the based ones.
Hope he makes it.
He's a strong nigga, I believe in him.

>>18319707
> Johnson is dying
> stonks go up

Nice

>>18319932
Boris has a history of health problems, is 55, plus the stress of the job and only sleeping a few hours a night. Dude's a goner.

>>18319966
boris was not a jew puppet. at least he wasn't as big of one as other politicians.

Are they gonna cancel brexit now?

>>18319966
fuck you

>>18320124
I say he dies and then rises in 3 days. Easter is right around the corner.

>>18320122
stonks are so laughable these days, the blind faith people have in the fed is making the markets hallucinate

>>18319707
The age of Jezza is upon us

>>18319707
STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

>>18320164
Mate he was one of the biggest Zionists in UK politics

>>18319938
Okay cuck

>>18319707
get rekt limey

>>18319762
that's a woman

>>18319988
This. Am I in fucking cuckoo land? We know what works. why in the fuck arent they giving him what works?

Unless this is a planned globalist hit in retaliation for brexit.

>>18320472
Trump lied, Boris died

>>18320328
>>18320361
fuck off poltard, he's one of the few based politicians with a passion for classical history and can cite Perikles and the Iliad
I know he doesn't fit your retarded fascist worldview in which jews control everything because they run the banks, but he was one of the few based politicians out there.

>>18320472
are you seriously believing this shit trump says?

just
a
flu
bro

>>18319707
i really hope that cunt dies but unfortunately he will recieve the hydroxychloroquine treatment and recover

>>18320472
High risk for arrhythmia. He has a chance to survive COVID, but not a cardiac arrest. It'll be given as an absolute last resort option.

Also, we have no fucking idea if it "works" or not. It "works" in the same way that slamming on a stuck piston with a hammer gets the engine going again. We have no idea if that fixes the underlying condition, if it merely suppresses the virus and leaves the patient without antibodies, or anything else for that matter. Stop peddling that snake oil shit.

British are subhumans, the most retarded people in the world.

>>18320551
Cry about it boomer

>>18319938
Boris's dad is a turk and his mom is a jew

>>18320472
> Am I in fucking cuckoo land?
Yes.

> We know what works. why in the fuck arent they giving him what works
Because we don’t know anything that works and this should be your proof of that fact, and your hint that thinking otherwise means you’re in cuckoo land.

>>18320658
>Also, we have no fucking idea if it "works" or not.
it works
https://abc11.com/coronavirus-drug-covid-19-malaria-hydroxychloroquine/6079864/

End of the line old chap

OK BREXIT IS CANCELLED
*Merkel is rubbing hands right now*

>>18320722
She's got it too but she's a woman. So she might survive. The women are resistant to diseases

>>18319707

Brings chaos into
Dies

>>18319989
>nooooo he can recite the script from the avengers
who gives a fuck
poetry is for midwits who can't handle philosophy

>>18319988
They don't want to kill him

>>18320124
What health problems besides being a lardass

>>18320701
This is the medical equivalent of "I go long on defense stocks when Nigeria approaches election year, and it seems to be working." There's some connection, but it's really fucking tenuous. If you had a single scientific bone in your brainlet body you'd know that correlation is not enough of an evidence. It could be doing tons of medium-term damage or merely suppress growth for a time being for all we know.

RIP

boris is on Day 10
if he's not better by Thursday, be lucky to see next week

>>18320722
>>18320737
That's a man.

>>18320835
Fuck me I had diarrhea a few days ago but no other symptoms. Am I fucked?

This virus is a literal hoax, Boris isn't in an ICU, he's in a plane on the way to Israel to be set up in his ZOG appointed mansion after which it will be announced that he "died" to cause even more panic and chaos

We're being set up FUCKING HARD for NWO

>>18320909
based uninsured American schizo

i'm so scared bros

>>18320905
Omae wa mou shindeiru.

>>18319707
China will pay for this.

>>18320905
you'll know in a week or so, for sure
>F
60% or something don't even notice they got it, especially young/healthy - but, if you get to ICU stage (like Boris), you're running slightly less than 50-50 of pumping again

>>18320956
>>18320983
I'll miss you frens

Brits get what they fucking deserve.

>>18320997
y- you too

write from the other side when you get there

>>18319903
>we
>i speak for all of EU
if you just want to shit on other countries, then >>>/pol/ is a much better place for that

>>18319903
> thinking it’s us who need saving

Lmao

>>18320975
Trump lied, Boris died.

>>18319707
Hurry up! Someone go to St THomas Hospital and lit some green candles near a Buy Bitcoin sign...

>>18321045
The UK isn't a country. It's a zombie empire prostituting it's service and financial industries while having no manufacturing industries or natural resources. They stopped being relevant roughly 3/4 of a century ago.

>>18320722
except its not cancelled and already a confirmed thing that is happening

>>18319736
I hope they are just taking precautions because he is PM, in Icu you have constant observing over you. They probably should have given him the malaria drug...

>>18321128
At least they lost their primary scapegoat now.

>>18320301
Based Jezza

>>18319707
NUKE CHINA

>>18321151
they should have been infusing him with survivor plasma filled with antibodies from the moment he tested positive.
i can hardly believe they didn't do that. why the fuck would you not do that. his mental state worsening on the long run can cause thousands of deaths regardless of the coronavirus.

>Muh herd immunity

Laffs all around

>>18321128
yea, the island bois are now sailing solo.
only trumps penis in their anus is what provides company for them anymore, it seems^^
from great empire to paki rape zoo.

>>18320905
depens, if you have fever for too long or diff breathing: YES. if not, you will get better.

>>18319759
Just a floo bro

>>18320796
He is British

>>18320301
can you imagine how much that idiot would have shat it up by rolling out free broadband for middle class people and having nothing left over to bail out the country

>>18321128
SO like US ?

>>18321178
His party actively votes against any and all improvements or expansions of the NHS. Tory austerity further reduced the UK to a husk of its former glory. You can't politically justify killing healthcare while keeping yourself safe with expensive, experimental treatments exclusively for the rich and powerful. If that gets leaked, it's pitchfork time.

>>18321194
Is taht future queen of Spain?

How do you know? Are you P-u-t-i-n?

>>18321247
oh yes, thats based princess leonore of asturias
>how do you know
i dont, but i sure do love "putting it in" if u catch my drift :^)

>>18321229
You're legitimately stupid m8. The Tories have basically thrown out all their policies and are copying as much of Corbyn's policies as possible just to keep the UK afloat since corona started.

>>18321231
The US has a continent worth of land, an army capable of ending all life on earth they use to extract resources from the third world, a sphere of influence spanning most of the globe, the heart of the big tech industry, etc. They're what the UK used to be but bigger, fatter, and shartier. The UK has no land, meaningful army, resources, etc. They're also horribly located, literally on an island stuck between global superpowers.

>>18321242
>You can't politically justify killing healthcare while keeping yourself safe with expensive, experimental treatments exclusively for the rich and powerful. If that gets leaked, it's pitchfork time.

i thought anglos got off to that kind of stuff?

>>18320124
I thought he was 65 at least. He looks way older than my dad who's 60.

>>18321305
In other words: if the entire world decides to ignore the UK, the UK collapses within months and they can do nothing to stop that.

>>18321301
They're deliberately wrecking the economy and erecting a police state in reaction to a pandemic you thick twat. If Corbyn wanted to do that for no fucking reason, it's just as well the brain-dead moralistic cunt is well out of the picture. Jesus christ!

>>18321301
this, there's a reason the man did a BBC interview where he basically dabbed on blairites and tories while saying history vindicated him in less than three months

>>18319707
i'm glad that he's doing his part in this herd immunity project

>>18319736
exactly, plus he is a obese fuck and heavy drinker, increases his risk.

>>18321325
>wrecking the economy
Just shut the fuck up. When the tory finance minister basically says this the only way to save the economy you'd think the braindead idiots like you would get a clue.

>>18321128
>>18321231
kek, ameritards btfo

>>18321359
the fuck you on about, there are pictures posted online of him cycling and jogging

>>18321242
>His party actively votes against any and all improvements or expansions of the NHS.
I'm guessing, it'll be a while before they dare revisit that. No-ones health system appears to have collapsed into total chaos this far tho, Africa (if it gets worse) maybe be interesting.
>expensive, experimental treatments.. If that gets leaked, it's pitchfork time
life and death tho chief, innit. If you were in that situation, you'd take the magic pill and worry about the political consequences later. I think this has been novel in that, for all Trumps deranged babbling about the magical healing properties of fish food, there really isn't much they can do when it's got to attacking the lungs + ded in a week stage anyway

>>18320472
we don't know it works you retard, nobody other than trump has said that it is a reliable treatment for COVID

CDC is looking into it and is running experiments with current COVID patients, that doesn't mean we KNOW it works

>>18321369
Forcing everyone to stay home does wreck the economy. It's to save 250,000 odd lives, then we rebuild the economy after. How could stopping all economic activity be good for the economy?

the irony of wanting to destroy the NHS and then having the NHS take care of your ass
not wishing him bad but I hope he dies quickly and without pain

>>18321242
wrong, boris personally advocated expansion of the NHS, consistently. he's not the average tory

>>18320551
few based politicians? just because he can recite the iliad?

you're an absolute fucking mongoloid if you think a politician's ability to recite plays and his appreciation for "classical history" has anything to do with how "based" he is

>>18321427
>he's not the average tory
just how deep is boris cock in your anus, bootlicker ?

>>18321375
Amerilards BTFO indeed

>>18321412
holy fuck you are so deluded
boris was fucking saving the nhs, the first of either labor or tory to do so. stop thinking in retarded two party terms

>>18321428
you probably say that because you know fuck all about history

>>18321408
It's an old drug, that is prescribed routinely to people to travel to malaria areas. I think even i have had it years ago before traveling. It's not
'only trump' there were shit tons of doctors agreeing in usa when they were asked about how they feel what meds could help

>>18321468
>7 posts
phew lad

>>18320472
They only stop virus replication.
Once it takes hold and you progress that far the weigh off changes, it simply isn't worth the risk for little if any benefit.

>>18320551
>>18321428
>>18321468
OH MY GOD HE CAN RECITE ILLIAD

G O D
A M O N G S T
M E N

>he can recite the iliad
oh yeah
I can recite the original 150 pokemon

>>18319707
Maybe Boris will survive and realise politics is about life and death and isn't just a big fucking joke.

>>18321399
kek does not make him fit because he made some publicity stunts showing him running and cycling...

>>18321493
Retard

>>18319707
First getting rekt by this old woman in the Rome vs Greece debate. Make his country exit the largest trade agreement on the planet, without a coherent plan, then die without seeing the UK fail even harder. Priceless.

>>18321583
Why would the economic adviser get into an argument about a drug with an infectious disease expert

>>18321455
LOL, I live in a 3rd world country, one that has been called "the neoliberal lab of the world", and let me tell you, we know about those fairy tale stories of how you save an institution by destroying it

>>18320301
Corbyn and Oliver Cromwell have had eerily similar political paths. I wouldn't be surprised if when all is said and done he ends up as PM or something even greater.

>>18321624

Because probably like Trump he wants to keep shilling the med to pump the market

>>18321624
Because he said "we have a 100% reliable cure now, end the shutdown".
And the other guy says "nuh uh you're a stupidhead".

>>18321625
>a 3rd world country, one that has been called "the neoliberal lab of the world"
the netherlands?

>>18319707
Taking one for the herd. Thank you, Boris!

>>18319707
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS THREAD STAY UP BUT MY THREAD YESTERDAY GETS DELETED. MINE WAS MORE RELATED TO BUSINESS AND FINANCE TOO YOU FUCKING SHIT JANNIES.

>>18305127
>>>18305127

>>/biz/thread/S18305127
>archived

>>18321624
because like the rest of you retards with swollen sense of self worth, the economic advisor thinks he has "this corona thing" all figured out. finance faggots are the scum of the earth.

>>18321625
>>18321643
Chile/other Latin America im guessing

>>18321640
>a trust fund stock market pencil pusher knows more about medicine than a doctor who has studied infectious diseases for four decades
Holy shit Americans, Trump supporters especially, really do deserve to suffer.

>>18321546
yes yes very funny
just watch his debate with mary beard

>>18321519
there's a lot of disinformation about him because people think he's just a populist who tells sexist jokes (which is true enough). Just pisses me off.

Fucking hell, I just bought pound

>>18321566
absolute unit
>>18321624
because each are pursuing their own interests, but only one of them knows wtf they're talking about. And it's not the economic adviser

>>18319736
Why did Trump have to confiscate all international shipments of hydroxycholorquine

>>18321713

The med isn't proven to work. The 'study' on it with COVID patients everyone likes to cite was done by a French hack who faked data and didn't include all patients in the study in his results