/biz/ - Business & Finance

Dump et

fuck trannies
also this is still a bull trap

>>18313418
I gotta be sure it’s the end of the trap before I sell my TQQQ

Long AMLP PSX

can anything beat trading based on reversion to the mean?

bulls are going to be crying on turnaround tuesday

>>18313413
Nobody here is actually buying yet, right? Who here is /cash gang/ until we’re tickling 2700 again?

Why the fuck do options expire on thursday this week? Am I retarded? It says APR 09 on them.

What are some good cheapies that I can go all in on? Tired of losing money.

JWN up 12% today dios mio

>>18313413
first for only the fed is buying

>>18313444
Lci

>>18313426
>le tiger king xD
Normie faggot

How in the fuck are almost all hotels/resorts up 10%

So what would happen if Boris dies from the Coronavirus?

>>18313413
JEROME STOP
JEROME TURN IT OFF
IT'S ENOUGH ALREADY
STOOOOOOOOOOP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18313433
>(((Lebovits)))

God I’m making so much money

>>18313452
>he doesn't know

where are the red lines?

>>18313452
Virus is a nothingburger

>>18313433
It’s more like the rebels taking on the empire in episode V sweaty.

>>18313453
Expect a pump.

>>18313433
Memes are real wtf

what the fuck is this retarded pump??
I just got back and wanted to buy holy fucking jesus

>>18313413
OIL IS GOING UP YOU ALL ARE FUCKING RETARDS

>>18313453
The UK would be in a better place

If everything is priced in, why does the market ever move at all?

I vaguely remember Merkel saying no German company will be allowed to go under during the cornavirus epidemic, how are they handling their bailouts?

Dubs and all bobos die

>>18313457
Sure you are

>>18313450
>Mom, look!
>I called a stranger a normie faggot in my chinese rice farming website
>Look mom!

>>18313413
WHY ARE OPTIONS SO MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE ON ROBINHOOD THAN WHEN I LOOK UP THE ACTUAL BIDS ON PROFIT CALCULATOR OR SCWHAB ARE THEY JEWING US WITH A PREMIUM WITHOUT TELLING?

>volume already almost going back to zero
Alright, see you all in the last 30 minutes. This general is just going to be flooded with tourist shitposters and their stupid meme posts.

Damn I'm getting rekt. I'm going back to bed.

>>18313444
Checked and legitimate bearish

Based DAXchads

>>18313433
READ ANOTHER BOOK

RTX, XOM, MRO, DIS

someone explain this pump??

>>18313413
I guess I'm done being a bear, I can't take anymore losses. I was hoping to at least hit a better exit point, but that just went out the window.

>>18313463
>nothingburger
kys

ded ket bounc

>>18313477
It’s a joke dumbo. Nobody knows how the markets will move. It’s all gambling

Fasten your seat belts, we are going down

>srne 6/19 calls up 68%
and you guys called me a retard, now i just gotta decide whether to strap in or cash out

>>18313450
shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>18313413
Oilbros, should I buy or sell?

>https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/06/asia/china-coronavirus-tourist-warning-intl-hnk/index.html
china preparing to export the second wave

>>18313484
>>>/r/eddit

Are we really gonna be able to recover from this shutdown with no long term economic effects?

>>18313443
Market is closed for good Friday

>got my buy stop order 3 cents above the highs of AMD right now

am i gonna make it?

>>18313413
Any of you anons investing in biotech/Moderna?

>>18313502
hello, it just pumped 4%

>>18313512
Inflation

>>18313512
lol no

This might be the best time to liquidate and save up for bigger dips

what isnt priced in at this point?

>>18313520
Oh right, thanks. I guessed it was a holiday in Burgerland, but I couldn't find which one. I guess that one is like Easter, huh.

How TF is it going up

Fuck this market, how the fuck can it be pumping so hard? We're still massively overpriced, I'm not buying any of this shit its too expensive. Cant wait for another 40% draw down in 5 years

'Cheapies' is the most vile word ever uttered on this board

SP500 2700 EOD

Qualcomm or Skyworks?

>>18313521
Buy high sell low.

>>18313477
Were now pricing in the stuff that happen once our dimensional plane breaks down. The guys and priests at Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan are currently pricing in the unification of all human minds with the eternal void and the spiritual being from the dark space.

As these things are still uncertain and the seers argue about the exact order of things the markets move up and down

>>18313477
priced in

>>18313413
What’re we buying today lads

>>18313520
it reopens monday dumbass

>>18313538
As soon as I post that information it will become priced in.

Every society is only as strong as it's weakest link

https://www.propublica.org/article/early-data-shows-african-americans-have-contracted-and-died-of-coronavirus-at-an-alarming-rate

>>18313538
>what isnt priced in
how diamonds your image makes me for one

>>18313558
helium tanks, plastic bags

I'm losing money I can't afford to lose.

>>18313558
rope

t. dumb bobo

>>18313493

Normies are desperate for return to normal and too greedy to miss it.

They are basically ignoring everything, like number of US cases going exponential, and just believing that Trump and Jerome will save them.

However, reality will always win.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

so, if I understand this correctly, investors think this is just a short term crisis, so every company is still theoretically solvent? I guess crab meme is real for now, bear will only return if we see a major bankruptcy.

FUCK STOP TANKING OIL

>>18313560
It reopens most Mondays :)

can't bring myself to put money on this market knowing it's all fake, and DJI will never reach 40k, hell even right now the stocks are overvalued

>>18313484
stfu normie faggot

>>18313538
real death toll from china leaking
orange man dying
second wave hitting in any country that lifts gathering bans

>>18313538
2D anime girl asses

>>18313572
>However, reality will always win.
lol, no. STOCKS ONLY GO UP

>>18313558
Watering can, cherry sapling, and piano wire

Damn I don't want to have to buy more SOXL at 95, but my FOMO is really kicking in. If this is the fucking rocket to the top and I miss SOXL I'll actually neck myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axePr_RLS0o

>The Dow Is Soaring on Optimism About Covid-19. Travel Stocks Are Rising.
https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/stocks-moving-premarket-carnival-hilton-worldwide-jetblue-51586174384
>Wall Street opens higher on coronavirus slowdown hopes
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/wall-street-opens-higher-coronavirus-134111242.html

here's the reason for the pump
normies are blowing another bubble because of FOMO

poomp eet

>>18313573
>Blackrock
kek

>>18313562
>corona removing the weakest link in america, niggers
bullish

>tfw didn't buy wallmaert, even though I was specifically considering moving HEAVILY into it last week

>>18313575
also
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss

>>18313562
>https://www.propublica.org/article/early-data-shows-african-americans-have-contracted-and-died-of-coronavirus-at-an-alarming-rate
i guess this is why we have the pump?

>>18313599
Any thoughts on this?

HAHAHAHAHAHA IT KEEPS GOING

>>18313433
>40 years old reference a children book
Very bearish.

>>18313493
everyone is holding + brrrrr

And voila just like that the dow will never fall under 22000 again

>>18313619
wtf 5%

AND WALLAH, THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 22K AGAIN

i'm gonna be a millionaire

>>18313623
*vallah

So why exactly are DJI and S&P rallying currently? Who the fuck would buy now considering that the worst has not even begun yet? Is this basically just the FED being the sole buyer at this point?

>>18313413
What mange/doujin is OP's pic from?

>>18313562

Imagine thinking this is anything but bullish

>>18313562
This is, unironically, very bullish.
America without the burden of blacks would be an economic powerhouse.

>>18313572
>However, reality will always win.

I'm becoming seriously doubtful of this at this point. The Fed will refuse to let the markets fall and the treasury won't let any companies go bankrupt. All logic would point to the prices continuing to drop, yet the market opens up 5%, despite oil talks not going ahead and the virus worse than ever. Fuck it

SP500 2800 EOD
>SP500 2800 EOD
SP500 2800 EOD
>SP500 2800 EOD
SP500 2800 EOD
>SP500 2800 EOD
SP500 2800 EOD
>SP500 2800 EOD

>>18313631
>the worst has not even begun yet
source: my ass

>Dump eet!

If you’re buying anything right now you might as well burn your money.

>>18313545
Salty you missed out huh?

>>18313453
It would be extremely painful.

Are you winning against the index?

>>18313452
Cruise lines are even more baffling.

>>18313616
I don't think anyone except schizos are doubting that this thing is an unmitigated shitshow from a healthcare standpoint that will continue for months, but the question for us is does it affect stonks which it doesn't seem to so far

>>18313602
I'm in the exact same boat brother, SOXL is way too overpriced and yet it continues to soar.

>>18313651
buy now or never faggot
coronavirus is over, all that's left is pumping it all back to previous levels

>>18313640
more like end of year bull cuck

Somehow almost up to my intial idk how as most of my profitable stuff is only up 10s of dollars. Get the vibe if i sold every stock and stock option id actually be lower.

>>18313612
>not buying the only companis that are ADDING jobs in the coronapandemic

>>18313642
>2 thursdays ago: 3.3million jobless
>last thursday: 6.6 million jobless
>next thursday: ???
nice pattern recognition

WE ARE BACK
ARE
BACK

>He didnt buy the bottom
Hate to see it.

>>18313562
n

>the worst has not even begun yet

>>18313669
sit back and watch it moon :)

Well todays gonna be a good day for me if the stocks I'm in on keep going up for the day.

holy shit, I'm so glad I rotated out of my index puts last week. The little bit I had got absolutely crushed. All in on SPY, GLD calls with a few USO puts on the off chance SA/Russia cuck everyone.

I'm doing what one of you fags told me and buying BYP

That yield is suspiciously high but Brookfield is rock solid

>>18313596

Until obese diobetic bodies start hitting the floor right next door.

>>18313659
I'm down 14%

>kill your earnings

https://www.vox.com/business-and-finance/2020/4/6/21206029/jim-cramer-interview-cnbc-stock-market-coronavirus

For such an optimistic week, the volume sure is low.

>>18313659

What the fuck is this shit, and why does it keep showing up in my feed?

>>18313659
up 5.11%

>>18313562
We're going to Mars.

BUY NOW BEFORE THE TRAIN LEAVES
SP500 2800 EOD

the s&p will not reach 2600 again for 20 years.

>dax +5.5%

I'm utterly ruined.

lmfao AMC up 15% with literally no business.

>>18313433
>shitlibs destroy christianity
>need a new canon to maintain social cohesion
>choose harry potter and star wars
honk honk

>>18313452
Hypernormans buying into baby's first stock advice.
It's what I'm doing for Airlines

>Unprecedented amount of retail millennial/zoomer investors enter market last fall into this Jan and Feb, buying at ATHs.
>Lose 30% of their initial investment with Corona crash, significantly more if they were leveraged with calls or 2x/3x etfs
>Over the past two weeks they sell everything and start shorting the bottom.


This is how /they/ turn an entire generation of normies off investing

at this rate we just need 7 more trading days and we'll be back at 29k. this is great

>>18313699
vanguard released some stats that seemed to imply people aren't touching their retirement stocks

>>18313704

Wow. Detachment from anything real.

>>18313690
Thank you for keeping our fatasses and oldies alive, modern plague doctor!!

Thanks for helping us
AND WERE BACK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18313703
What even is this site? I’ve checked it out after it was posted last week, is it worth a damn?

>>18313723
>This is how /they/ turn an entire generation of normies off investing

good, speculators can fuck off

When to buy LK?

>You know, we always called each other investors. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good investor. He's one of us." You understand? We were Bulls. Speculators. But /biz/ and I could never be made because we had bear blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was from Wall Street. To become a member of a (((crew))) you've got to be one hundred per cent Jewish so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a (((family))) and (((crew))). It means that nobody can dump around with you. It also means you could dump around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything.

>>18313642
this for example
>>18313673
Even if the cure is found today and everything will be back to "normal" by the end of the month. The damage this has already caused will throw us into a deep depression. Hopefully a short one, but more realistically it will fuck things over for the next 10 years. People will not be able to magically restart their businesses if they already had to default. Lost jobs cannot magically reappear. This will all take time. Not even talking about the huge inflation the central banks will be causing. Not sure how these obvious facts can be overlooked.

watching bear cope is honestly so fucking sad

>>18313718
>>18313703
>>18313699
>>18313690

>>18313659
up 2.69% unironically so far. Expecting it to drop though today based on my portfolio

>>18313703
The newest variant of TDS. Full out anti-americanism.

To me this seems like a huge dead cat bounce with all the airline/hotel stock going up. Idk I just feel it.

>>18313735
>on /biz/
>still falling for chink scams

>>18313702
>stonks
Leave faggot

260 resistance again?

The DOW will never go above 22,552 ever again. Its over, this is it.

SQQQ BROS HODL!!!!!

>>18313548
is The Art of the Deal a good read? is it just a fun read or is there any actually legit advice or life lessons in there?

>>18313735
i bought at 5.5
shoot me

IT KEEPS GOING UP

TOP KEK

GOD IM RICH

>>18313749
eat a dick nerd. my stonks are always rising

>>18313740
I just want a better exit point now.

>>18313757
No, its badly written common sense with the president on the cover.

>>18313725
I mostly have mining stocks which do better than etfs on green days and worse on red days

what lie do I have to tell to get margin trading with vangaurd

>Its going up again

>>18313753
C O P E
O
P
E

>>18313703
it's the based AI trying to warn and protect you.

be fearful when others are greedy

>>18313723
>imblying some of them aren't currently shoveling money into index ETFs to sit for 20 years
I was behind on retirement savings, this has been perfect for me.

>just made $100 in less than a minute with 1k shares of AMD

wage cucking is for suckers.

DAL should be getting wrecked right now wtf

>>18313735
>lawyers flocking to stock for all the idiots that lost more than 100k to litigate the fuck out of LK

you should be stacking puts and shorting the fuck outta this

>>18313651
Bear cope, how those puts doing lmao

>>18313735
THIS IS THE SHITTEST NAME FOR A COMPANY THE CEO SHOULD BE SHOT REPETITIVELY

>>18313740
Nah I bought. It's okay though, by law of bog this guarantees the price will fall soon.

>>18313762
post position, P/L, and account #.

STOP DOING THAT SQQQ

sold Volkswagen, Adidas and PSX
feels like bull trap
will be buying at new lows

>>18313781
how often do your wages go -15% in a day

>>18313740
I expect this week to hit 270 SPY regardless. I just think that the last few weeks volume dropping means a lot of people are either just riding it and already in or are too scared of anything.

>>18313723
>"invest" in get rich quick schemes like crypto and risky options
>get burned
zoomers are going to blame their parents for this

>>18313753
>Hold a leveraged etf

>>18313785
sounds quite bullish desu

>>18313763
gross

is this why we are pumping for no reason right now?

this fucking pump bros do we short EOD? this is not sustainable and I am a bull lmao

>>18313789
happy golden coffee was already taken

imagine betting against basic math

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>18313799
Hello Mark, long time no see.

>>18313452
We're in the bull trap's late stage, all bears capitulated, I believe if this won't form a double top we'll reach to 270 and then go down from there

>>18313779

Indeed

>>18313775
SDOW BROS HODL!!!!

tfw silver gains cover my losses

>>18313820
it's time to short then

AND WALLA JUST LIKE YHAT THE S&P 500 WILL NEVER BE BELOW 2600 AGAIN

>>18313814
>zoomers are retards who blame the boomer boogieman for all of their ills
This has been known for some time.

>>18313753
HOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

>>18313820
>>18313604

>there are anons in this thread still bagholding SQQQ

Why dont bear just become bulls?

This is gonna be a red day

>>18313631
t. r*ddit

We're hitting 10% up today

>>18313850
because the second i switch sides is when the -20% day comes

>>18313848
It’s funny but at the same time really sad

Massive fucking upwards breakout, we're going to the moon this week lads, the golden bull run is here, we double bottomed and now we're just gonna plow right back up.

the breakers work in both directions right?

AND SO...

IT BEGINS!

>>18313852
for it to be red it'd have to fall at least 5% now
you're delusional if you think it's gonna both pump 5% and fall 5% in the same day
especially that all news are reporing that coronavirus is over now

>>18313820
>curves flattening around the world
>no reason for stocks to pump

Can't stop topping up.
Won't stop topping up.

>>18313837

Not so fast

>>18313688
USO puts should be for late may. That shit is going to crash. Short term calls tho

>>18313816
TVIX BROS HODL!!!!!

post your favourite dividend stock

>>18313753
>hodl
Leave

>>18313823
imagine being so much of a dumbass economic illiterate that you dont understand that money is being destroyed faster than it's being created

>>18313850
because they have no faith in this economy, i'ts ok if you are here only to make gains

>>18313850
i'm a bear when it goes down and a bull when it goes up, why is this so hard to understand? the moving averages are right fucking there it's not hard.

>>18313862

>>18313452
Alright buddy check it out are you ready?
The line went down reeeal fast like wooosh
and then people saw that the line stopped going down
So now people buy!

Fuck you SQQQ

>>18313872
>what is statistical significance
>curve is flattening because of 2 data points
>this means the virus is going away forever and we can open up the economy again without an explosion of cases and everything will be good forever and ever until the end of time
like children

So does the stock market just have no relation to the real world whatsoever anymore?

BREAK THE 2600

>>18313848
I bought it an hour ago. There'll be a crash some time this week in between the green days, and SQQQ will let me make a few bucks I can use to pick up cheapies.

>>18313887
have we entered a deflationary period?

>>18313870
Nah u gay. Stonks red

>>18313753
d..do i buy some more now to bring down the average cost so i can sell atleast around $20 or $21? i bought at $24... and it looks like it'll never reach that price ever again, fren

>>18313905
well printer looks real enough

>>18313889
But it will always eventually go up.

is he right?

>>18313905
The market doesn't relate to the world. It speculates on the future.

>>18313889

SHORT BOEING NOW@!
+9%

GOLD BOYS WW@???

>>18313883
gross. msft.

>>18313921
advertising is dead for every paper/tv/website because of coronavirus

>>18313909
well velocity is headed to zero so.... what do you think?

Any natural gas plays to pick up for mega returns?

>>18313920
it also always eventually goes down.

>AMD breaking 50, 100 and 200 day moving averages
>still not mooning to 50
AAAAAAAAAAAAGHEUHESGIHGESHIAEGHIAGHGAJIAHIFAEFW

>>18313893
KILL ME OR RELEASE ME PARASITE, BUT DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH TALK

>>18313921
i like how during the briefings orangeman has consistently railed against reporters while also saying how great their questions have been

GAH broke out of the downward channel

>>18313931
so glad i didn't end up selling jnug for more oil, yet...

>>18313637

Idiotic outbreak policies will tank it all in a week.

All we need is just 100k cases in NY.

Corona Chan is more powerful than Jerome.

>>18313947
>complaining that a stock that survived a market crash isn't mooning before the market recovers

>>18313413
NOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBR-

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

now we trade sideways all night

Accumulate REFR cheapies

>>18313975

>>18313433
Holy shit, white women and harry fucking potter.

>>18313960
>Idiotic outbreak policies

as if the market will react to even this? by everyone's perspective the virus is over now that cases are dwindling in europe and asia, america is just a few weeks behind. its over, corona fears arent coming back

WHY IS IT CRABBING, I WAS PROMISED AN ETERNAL BULLL

>>18313984
women arent white newfag

finna add some energy to my port -

XOM/RDSB/TOT

EPD/ET/MMP

PSX

Which are based and which are cringe

I all-in bought knowing the SP500 will never fall below 2600 again.

>Bullrun you say? Not on my watch.

>>18313984
>white

Okay bros I bought some cheap puts and AAL, going to go read now. Watch my stocks for me

>>18313886
Back to WSB to you

>the Virgin Shanghai
>The Chad alpha DAX

>>18313988
Fears will come back when there's a second wave. Because of how little we actually got infected, re-opening will unironically cause another outbreak. Triple that if air travel re-opens. But that's 4+ weeks so no point in bearing in the short term.

>>18313988
>corona fears arent coming back
yeah now its time for what actually matters which is economic fears which are just beginning

Japan is going to issue a state of emergency tomorrow fyi

>>18313872
>the virus ends when the curve flattens

we still have months of this shit to deal with. if restrictions get lifted the curve shoots right back up vertically. again there is zero reason for stocks to pump

spy rally volume

Nows the time to buy SQQQ Bobos!

>the SP500 will never fall below 2600 again

>>18314020
extremely bullish.

Holding 80 shares of SQQQ with avg price of $25... do I cut my losses now or hope for a brighter, more bearish tomorrow?

>>18313924
i mean do you want me to pull up charts because i can pull up charts and just draw some fucking arrows on them for your dumb ass. also notice how often price entering between the EMA's is a good place to enter a trade in the direction of the moving averages.

Fuck the stock market. It is literally the embodiment of clown world.

>>18314014
>Fears will come back when there's a second wave.

is there any evidence of second wave in singapore, hongkong, japan or south korea? all of these countries have left quarantine and are back to business. I'm not so sure anymore

ohohohohoh ononononononon
aaaaaahahahahahahaahaha

>>18314033
It's never going down ever again, sell everything.

>>18314033
just hold it, the day you drop the bag is when we get circuit breakers again and you know it

>>18314033
HE HELD THE SQQQ OVERNIGHT LMFAO!!!!

>corona fears aren't coming back
do you even watch daily Task Force?

BOBO ARE YOU OK YOU OK

>>18314046
Second waves on viruses happen months later.

remember when you shitters kept saying 2200 was nowhere near the bottom, and then 2400 was dead cat bounce and it would soon fall to 1600 the following few days?
LOL

>>18314033
Should've sold back in March when I told you faggots to load up on boomerstoxxx

>>18314019
>economic fears

Fed and Treasury are determined to deny any companies going bankrupt, with all the other stimulus and debt holidays i aint seeing it

people say it's clown market because they dont understand the market wont tank if it's not psychologically ready to
the market is like a female. rallying off of job numbers that could not have been priced in because they exceeded all expectations makes 0 sense, kind of like how females make 0 sense. all that pent up bearishness is going to come crashing down when the market is finally ready, which will probably be on turnaround tuesday.

>>18314049
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

We are just hitting high inflation phases right? Stock market recovering with no real reason and gold is pumping like shit too.

>>18314043
Just wait till a brick and mortar blockbuster 2.0 like GME moons

>>18314043

>>18313562
Wtf I love Corona now

>>18314033
Based anon saving the entire market by bagholding SQQQ.

>>18314023
people sold off like it was the end of the world. it isn't. take a hint you irrational fucking bear.

>>18314033
keep it, there will be a pullback from this, literally this is the worst week in usa history coming.
when we start losing 30k ppl a week u will be very happy

>>18314059
it's getting old, I don't pay as much attention
anything good happen?

>>18314072
it's just optimism. that's it

>>18313628
your 0.5$ has turned to 10$, congratz

RESISTANCE BROKEN
>RESISTANCE BROKEN
RESISTANCE BROKEN
>RESISTANCE BROKEN
RESISTANCE BROKEN
>RESISTANCE BROKEN
RESISTANCE BROKEN
>RESISTANCE BROKEN
RESISTANCE BROKEN
>RESISTANCE BROKEN

>>18314046
where can i get up to date info on what's happening with covid in the countries who are recovering and going back to work? i want to use them as a leading indicator.

>>18314089
Optimism pumping PM's? Never heared of that.

>>18313802
japan is going to declare a state of emergency its all over the news you retard

>>18314049
Insanely bullish

>>18314067
>determined to deny any companies going bankrupt
you mean big companies. this is a small business mass extinction event. you are foolish if you think they can save literally every business.

>>18314097
lol on the lowest volume in a month.

>>18314085
buy the rumor sell the fact. We are bull now

>>18314097
cant wait to buy more SPXS cheapies (:

>>18314026
what does that mean? that its the dumb redditors and boomers buying up shit while big money sits the sidelines for the next crash

>>18314086
well, they said this week would be worse than 9/11 yesterday...

>>18313984
fuck off kikel

>>18313493

>>18314110
oops
meant for >>18314046

FOMO'd a Tesla order at 500

>>18314119
idk, maybe algos potentiating each other

who else walmart gaining? i got like 5 shares last week, wish i could afford more

virgin morgan stanley chad MLP all in chad

>>18314115
stop complaining and start profiting, nigga

>>18314023
a couple months of this shit isn't really is big deal when you look at the big picture

>>18314049
>buying chink shit ever

>>18314109
I sincerely doubt that the FED actually managed to curb deflation already.

>>18314124
is this some form of revers psychology? Seems to work with the markets. Basically the opposite of what orange man bad says, will be acted upon.

>>18314144
i did, sold some shares of financial companies i bought two weeks ago.

>>18314138
why would anyone touch tesla? There are so much better cheap stocks right now, but instead ppl buying into literally bubbles.

>>18314033
hahahaha

>>18314148
are you aware of some time-travel timeline on a vaccine or something?

>>18314033
WAIT FOR THE CRASH BRO IT'S COOOOMING

>>18314097
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

I sold my Disney and Western Digital shares today, I like the stocks so I'll probably re-purchase them when the market retests the lows again.

Pretty good day overall.

>>18313988

But if we model from the principles of molecular biology, and social psychology, nothing is solved, nothing had been changed, and number of infected but yet untested will grow exponentially.

It is just number of capsids per square feet.

>took 40% loss on my shorts
>sold my spxs and sqqq when avg buy ins were 19 and 24
>bought a bunch of bofa calls for 23$ in January
>took what remained of my profit and bought another bunch of ethereum to put me over 32

Fuck it in just not gonna play this game anymore

this is still a dip
buy it faggot or miss the moon

I bought the top, time for it to crash

fuck this stupid fucking clown economy FUCK

>>18314165
honestly, maybe? louisiana is about to straight run out of hospital beds, so i don't know how long the trick will work

>>18314199
>>18314199
>>18314199
new

>>18314196
its a classic bulltrap dont worry

When should I buy SQQQ? First thing Thursday morning? I doubt that people will have the guts to keep their shares over easter, where everybody will be super depressed because of bad numbers from Thurstay and because nobody can go and search for easter eggs.

>>18313463
>

$WYNN gang wya?

>>18314185
>crypto
fag

>>18314220
I'm buying in every time they pump. One of these times it won't be enough, and its gonna free fall, and it's not gonna stop. Bought 3 mins ago.

>>18313548
>Qualcomm or Skyworks?

I had this same dilemma. Eventually went with Skyworks, but think you're good either way

WHAT DO I BUY
WHAT DO I BUY
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18314272
>24/7 trading 365
>tons of volume and liquidity

Yeah I'm fag

DO I SELL MY OIL STONKS NOW
THEY'RE GOING DOWNNNN

>>18313757
It's actualy pretty decent, gives you the mindset of the president. The advice isn't half-bad. If you already on the self-improvement pill and Christ pill, it won't help much but everyone starts somewhere.
Same thing as Jordan Peterson, it's a good starting point into the realm of self-improvement. "clean your room", but it is a fundemental step into organizing your life.

>>18314377
oil sotcks going down? Then that means time to buy more! Buy buy buy till the OPEC meeting

>>18314112
hasn't the FED already proved it can print infinite money with QEInfinity? financial crises no longer exist, anon. all we have to do is defeat coronachan, that's literally it. we can straight-up print our way out of any economic crisis now as long as there is a big enough concern to merit it (a.k.a. this new fucking plague), the real lesson here is that everything is made up and the points don't matter.

>>18314415
<3 jordan peterson, this talk is life changing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5RCmu-HuTg

>>18314377
DCA nigga. Unless you swing trade and aren't in it for the long haul divvies

guys... Oil looks interesting

>>18313548
cringe post face, incel

>>18314033
stay strong bobro the dump is coming

>>18314885
oh I'm excited

>USO down 6.7%
>My USO puts down 31%

REEEEEEEEEEEE