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DOW FUTURE UP 3.5%
BITCOIN UP 3.6%
GOLD AND SILVER UP 2%

I WAS PROMISED A CRASH

>> No.18309347

if you wanna make money, always do the OPPOSITE of what is shilled here

>> No.18309348
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all good things to those who wait

>> No.18309358

Happener faggots in 3 months when nobody even remembers the coronavirus outbreak:
>NOOOOOOOO not the hecking plaguerino!!!! This was supposed to be the end of the world as we know it!! This virus was the only passion and exciting thing I've known for the last 10 years of me living with my parents and browsing 4chan all day!! Now I have to keep living this shit life because the fucking jews are always keeping us white folks down!! FUUCK now my parents are never going to stop joking about that time when I freaked out over that flu that killed a bunch of sick old people. Even the few relatives that still talk to me are going to hear about this. Shit! I should never have mentioned that bioweapon thing to my parents or that thing about how the virus never leaves the body and gradually breaks down the immune system. Now they are all laughing at me!! Fucking kike posters on /pol/ tricked me!! Goddammit I was supposed to be a post-apocalyptic tribe leader!!!! I'm so intellectually superior and charismatic that people in the in post-apocalypse would totally accept me as their leader, even the people with actual survival training, military training, combat experience and leadership experience!! Back in 2014 when I still had the attention span to play video games I played tons of STALKER so I know way more about post-apocalyptic survival than those FUCKING normies!! Fucking normies are so fucking stupid!! I once quickly skimmed through this article that said that normies don't have inner monologue or something!! They are like NPC's guys!! They just have jobs and families because they run on autopilot and blindly follow their primal instincts while I'm stuck with the curse of a thinking brain!! They would not survive the apocalypse without my leadership! Goddammit I was going to deny starving families from sharing my rations because then they would have been sorry for being NPC's and not prepping!!! NOOOOOOO WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A NOTHINGBURGERINO????

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>>18309342

WHAT WAS THAT ?!

>> No.18309394

Retards looking at the covid charts and thinking they see the apex. No worries, Monday data will collapse their dreams.

>Fri: Normal day except France reports 15k cases that were previously unreported
>Sat: normal day
>Sun: anomality in data with exeptionally low daily increase, coincides with exceptionally low deaths so it's probably related to testing issues. If it was plateau-ing, deaths plateau should come 1-2 weeks after case plateau.

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>>18309394
Pic related

>> No.18309422

>>18309358
don't worry bud, the "return to normal" is coming and you be able to get some laughs before you die of starvation the following month.

>> No.18309435

Only a matter of time before boomers realize we can't "return to normal" else the virus will spread like wildfire again.

>> No.18309452

>>18309342
Futures up = stonks down
When will you learn

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>>18309358
kek

pol, the post

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>>18309406

>> No.18309464

no matter what happens, money will come back to the stock market.

>> No.18309472

>>18309342
Anon, it hasn't even begun yet. The worse has yet to come.

>> No.18309538

>>18309342
It's just doing a 99% run from $3.8.

How new are you?

Buy Nervos.

>> No.18309599

>>18309461
No. Flu has a natural seasonality, SARS has not so much. Waves will be driven by our Govs behaviour mostly, lockdown on or off.

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>>18309342

Normies are desperate for return to normal.

They will get reckt instead.

>> No.18309903

>>18309360
can this pandemic get any better?

>> No.18309955

>>18309342
Probably because nearly all of Europe's cases have been plateauing/declining for days now.

>> No.18309969

>>18309461
Wishful thinking.

Also, why are the two graphs at the top identical?

>> No.18309991

>>18309955

LOL, what does a single day signify lmao?

>> No.18310008

>>18309348
See you in 10 years bobo

>> No.18310016

>>18309955

Of course, the statistical amount of old people deaths does not vary too much

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>>18309991
I said "dayS".

>> No.18310512

>>18309358
> He thinks this is over in 3 months
Listen to me smooth brain, remember you fucking made this prediction. And when the economy is falling apart ask yourself this "maybe my world view is completely wrong and I need to reassess all my opinions". This is a chance for you to free yourself from your delusions