/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18292751
kys

>>18292751
That's a cat

go on craigslist and suck someone's dick for a room

>>18292751
Same boat. Nothing you can really do

>trying to become independent during a global depression
Youd be better living under a bridge with money still in the bank

>>18292751
move to a rural area and live in a $600/month apartment with a garage like me. little job opportunities unless you're a professional/skilled or you can work from home but it's great for standard of living.

>>18292751
I have the answer, but you don’t like it. Find a job where $1500/month isn’t that much money. There are thousands of them out there. You just have to want it. It’s that easy...but it’s also very difficult.

I was in the same situation and I moved in with a couple friends. I still live with 2 more people than I want to, but they don't care what I do at least.

Get a job and get roommates. The more you get the less you pay, and the more crazy shenanigans you can get into.

>>18292789
This is a good option too.

>>18292793
gay

>>18292791
Jobs in parts of the country where houses are 500k plus still pay like minimum wage plus a dollar

>>18292751
>>18292766
you can get roommates, you dumb spergs

>>18292820
i know this may surprise you but there are warehouses all over the country... i get it... you don't want to do manual labor, it happens to the best of us

>>18292848
Warehouses pay minimum wage plus a dollar

>trying to get an apartment during a pandemic with worldwide lock down

No wonder you hate living with you parents, you were born retarded and hate them for not aborting you

There's no way to move out without working some back-breaking job for 50 hours a week while living with 2 normalfags.

Basically, it's over. VanNEET is the only solution

You get out of the United States and move to another country where the cost-of-living is cheaper. Argentina is a good place. I think rent for a decent 1-bed in a high-class area is around 300-400 usd per month.

>>18292930
How do you get citizenship?

>>18292930
...or you can get roommates and stay in a non-shithole country

>>18292936
>roommate

Fucking cringe.

>>18292930
>moving to a third world shit hole

if you get anything more then a parking ticket or the common cold your fucked

>>18292933

You do not need citizenship to move there, they have a very liberal immigration policy especially if you are white.

If you stay for two years you are eligible to become an Argentina citizenship through naturalisation, which is very generous by international standards.

>>18292880
amazon starts at 15/hr, and I wasn't talking about amazon specifically either.

Quit making excuses, you're genuinely pathetic.

>>18292962
Based. Sounds nice 2bh. America is a shithole so I'm trying to get out as soon as possible.

>>18292944
some of us aren't spergs and can be social

>>18292936

I don't know, Argentina is in a weird spot as it is technically a third-world country but is arguably the whitest country in South America and has a highly educated population. Their working culture is also much better than the American working culture and most people have a life outside their work. Work to live, not live to work. Also great food and great women.

>>18292972
Socializing is novel until you want some peace and quiet to jerk off. Shut the fuck up normalfag

I'm also in the same boat. I just need to get enough for a down payment for a home. Aside getting enough money I also want to time the market.

>>18292997
yeah that's called going to your bedroom. do you think roommates all live in cots together in a 1 room apartment? christ you're dumb.

srx

>>18293005
You're a normgroid who thinks he's superior to other people because he can hold a 5 minute conversation with a barista. You're not special. Roommates fucking suck and the most extroverted party slut in the world would prefer living by themselves. You're not special.

>>18293005

Living with roommates is not dignified and you are delusional if you think you can ever call yourself a strong independent gentleman if you are forced to live with random people and not through own choice.

>>18292751
Live out of a van or stfu. there's always the forest too

>>18292820
See, I said all you had to do was *decide* and you already found that to be the hardest part of doing what I said you had to do.

>>18292751
stop being a little faggot and tough it out you lil bitch.

>>18292966
15 dollars after taxes is like 11 dollars an hour. Which is not enough to live without roommates

>>18293280
STOP BEING A WHINING FAGGOT
YOU'RE GOING TO WORK 50 HOURS A WEEK, COMMUTE 2 HOURS BACK AND FORTH, LIVE WITH 3 ROOMMATES AND DO THIS FOR 60 YEARS AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT

WHAT??? WHAAAAAAAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A SLAVE? WHAT KIND OF WHINGING FAGGOT LOSER ARE YOU??? HOW DARE YOU? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU WANT TO HAVE FREE TIME?? HUH?? YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL OR SOMETHING?

>>18292751
Get a girlfriend who pays half the rent.

My current situation.

(May require steroid abuse for at least half a year prior)

>>18293032
Its illegal to live in your car or in the wild in america

>>18292899
>VanNEET is the only solution
This is the red pill. Being homeless is easy mode if you have a car. Normies don't know that it's a more dignified existence than sharing a living space with roommates. Without Shekelberg leeching all your money to pay for his 200th rental property you're going to stack massive amounts of money in short time.

>>18293323
Land of the free

>>18293309
Not everyone can attract a human female

>>18293296
This is the typical npc response

>>18292930
>>18292962
>>18292993
How good do you have to be at Spanish to be able to live and work there? Preferably in terms of how many months/years study for someone starting from zero.

>>18292930
I imagine the typical monthly Argentinian wage is $300 a month

Buy crypto, hodl for a few months. Buy apartment out right.

You can buy at:
https://crypto.com
https://www.coinbase.com

>>18293445
Adults are talking.

>>18293445
1 satoshi has been added to your bitcoin wallet

>>18293389
6 months to 1 year if you practice REALLY hard, most people here don't care if you speak in broken spanish as long as they can understand you.

Join the military

>>18293472
Die for israel while making less than a burger flipper

>>18292751
"...Been spending most their life living in the gangster's paradise..."

I moved to a new city to start school and get a job, was supposed to stay with my uncle with his three screaming crazy little kids(I love them but holy fuck) for a month top while I find a job and an apartment before this lockdown shit started going down. I've been trapped in this house for 2 months now because I got laid off within the first week of working. I'm losing my god damn mind right now oh god oh god oh god. I picked the worst timing in the world how am k going to find work and a place to live in this economic situation. I cannot go back to my mother's house I'm stuck here. The worst year to stop being a neet and trying to find a gf. Wtf do I do

>>18292899
Based. That way you can put all of your money towards passive income

If you are saving up for a home you should consider toughing it out because it's much harder to save while paying rent on your own, if not just try to get a nice room in a house somewhere with at least your own bathroom and hope you find a decent girl to ride off into the sunset with (into an actual apartment)

>>18292751
Go on welfare

>>18292751
you would have to do ALL the housework as well, no time for memes and shit

>>18292930
you are a complete faggot, normal salary there is around 500/month

good luck living with that

>>18292967
Idiot

>>18292751
buy knee pads

>>18293296
this delusion is hilarious

I would be content with low skilled work if it just meant that I could have somewhere to call my own, even a shithole apartment. once I realized that even this would never happen I had a breakdown and my life has never recovered.

>>18294663
Gay

>>18292793
I’m from Seattle bud, expense of living is crazy here. You can fucking do it, stop being a loser. You not gonna be able to buy stinkys without linkys man. Get a job and man the fuck up

>>18294673
>man the fuck up
Reddit

>>18293472
I make 50k a year as an army infantryman. I’m an E-5, have a house, a 2018 Jeep, Infiniti G37, wife, crypto, dogs, Kratom. It’s fucking great. Only downside is you will be away for a few months out of the year if your not deployed. Btw, none of us give a fuck about America or Israel anymore, we’re just here to shoot people in their faces. Do you really think we really put our asses on the line to fight for all these “liberal fuckheads and immigrants” infesting our country. Negative motherfucker. Don’t be a fucking vagina

>>18294709
>>18292751

>>18292751
find a job thats relatively easy to do and will keep you away from home. you can go for extra hours. as a bonus your cash will pile up and you will be able to afford to rent and/or take out a loan for a property.

>>18294709
ok boot

>>18294709
>im a literal slave to the state but im actually super based and redpilled
you're a walking caricature of every retarded right winger in the armed forces

>>18292751
https://www.bitchute.com/video/fiG11Z7JBbDC/
This is a gang of people that created virus swindle up on you

Find a fat girl to leech off while you bank everything and put it into linky even steal from here , you're gonna have to fuck her fat ass every once in a while but its not that bad you absolute virgins what the fuck
I went from living in a car working at a gas station to becoming a 6 figure nigger in a year and a half
Go to the gym wtf

>>18294201
cost of living is also lower than in the us

>>18294734
It doesn’t matter. I joined, put in time. Make good enough money to have a life and invest. And the great thing about this community is that I can be like that all I want. It’s glorious

>>18294729
Haha ok, Pvt nobody

>>18294734
Do you really think we eat, breath god and country? That shits only in movies man. And if their is a guy like that, he just gets hazed until he wants to fucking kill someone

>>18292751
>room mates

If you live with roomates past college everyone will think you're gay if it's too nice of a place or a drug addict if it's run down. Honestly just try to get a wife/GF or rent a room from family, just try to keep rent/mortage blow 25% of your income.

Housing prices will be going down pretty soon, buy on the dip.

>>18294757
>>18294765
>>18294784
Seething.

>>18294865
Not at all actually. Pretty comfy
My main point to this kid is to get the misconception out of his head that people join the millitary do get bent over by the goy and Uncle Sam. That’s like shit your mom tells you when you 17 and won’t sign off on your paperwork.
We have it pretty fucking good here and have our own lives outside of the millitary. And once I retire I will be getting set up with a great job outside of the army on top of my investments. Joining the millitary when you have nothing, will bring you total financial freedom and get you your own life to make your own. That would be great for this kid but everyone poisons their minds like it’s some fucked up thing

>>18294930
But it’s up to you man, you can take these neet basement dwellers advise and be a nobody trying to daytrade shit pins and collecting piss bottles while dudes with balls that take a little risk are retiring at 40yo.

>>18294864
You definitely live in some backwater shithole
Where i am everybody under 30 lives with roommates if they aren't in tech or finance making 150k+ a year because people actually want to live here
Somebody having their own place at 25 is rare and nobody cares if you have roommates
I can't think of this being any different in all metropolitan areas on the west and east coast

>>18294709
Jew

>>18292791
tell that to the other 6.6 million unemployed

>>18292751
same here anon, they are just to ignorant and are doing you harm without even knowing it

>>18292751
Make them go to sleep. Forever.

>>18293309
SAUCE??

>>18292751
My parents bought me a house.

>>18292751
Do you live near the 209? I'm moving out to a ranch house surrounded by almond orchards in the next 2 months and I'd like a 4chan roommate, there is no rent just utilities, its a ranch house owned by my parents on my grandparents almond orchards land and shit.

Email me if interested, it's on well water.
Must be comfortable with guns.

>>18295279
consider yourself lucky anon!

>>18293323
no it isn't

>>18295262
k

>>18294709
Love how you listed your wife after your cars. She's obviously just another possession to your man-child self. What a lucky woman!

>>18294709
Oh dude i think i fucked your wife. That infiniti car is wicked cool, she lets me borrow it sometimes.

>>18295298
sounds like a pretty dope deal anon. may i ask how much utilities cost? i'm living in the bay with my parents right now and wanna gtfoutta here, have like 8K saved up in cryptos

>>18292993
They are descendants of southern italians, not very high quality whites. Might as well go live in Kosovo.

>>18292751
Perhaps you or they will die shortly from a contagious disease. Problem solved.

>>18292751
>I want my independence
>i want to be a dependent
Pick one, crybaby.

>>18294961
Do army recruiters like you seriously get paid to shill on a Mongolian basket weaving forum? Why in God's name would the army be so desperate to recruit basement dwellers from here?

Move to the Midwest if you want cheap housing in america. Chicago suburbs I dont recommend though. Mostly arabs taking over now. Even in very nice areas

>>18292993
>arguably the whitest country

>>18298928
why is pol spreading into every board atm?

>>18292751
move somewhere cheaper, 500 bucks a month around here for a studio apartment (central kentucky)

Save up the 1500 a month

>>18292757
Underrated post

I actually like my parents

t. 27 yo neet

>>18292796


I'm a little crazy. If I lived by myself I would probably be completely nuts. You need a little human contact.

>>18292751
do they have a backyard! many cities allow granny or in law units in backyard and this will increase the value of their house. get a job and pay for a big shed with an electrician to hook up wires to it. bathroom is expensive so go inside the house for it

>>18293323
Not illegal, but being on the right side of the law doesn't really matter if some cop decides he wants to fuck with you just for fun. Because attacking people who aren't doing anything is easier than targeting actual criminals who might have a gun.

>>18294709
Military's going to be flooded with new recruits when the economy is fucked. If someone's considering joining, they might not take you just because they don't need that many people.

Also, there's no guarantee this guy is going to keep his job once his enlistment expires. It's purely based on the military's needs.

>>18301531
dont join the military. I would rather work a job for a year, invest in some shitcoins and go to prison for four years in isolation than join the military again. at least I would get sleep in prison. the miltiary makes you sleep deprived and works you all the time for little pay and honor nobody really gives a fuck about unless you have an employer who was ex miltiary or likes to hire vets

>>18302112
what branch did you join anon?

>>18292751
I don't know where to go. There is no escape.

>>18292944
You don't have any weird bro tier buddies you can split an apartment with and have awesome crazy times with while living together?
I'm having MtG drafts and board game parties all the time with my fellow bro autists, feels like we have made our own tribe

>>18293323
This is not true for most of the US

>>18300147
Yea why are people outside of my political views posting on this board?