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18288445 No.18288445 [Reply] [Original]

this just feels surreal.
>i bought bitcoin in 2012
>i bought ripple in 2014
>i sold everything at the height of 2018, after BTC dropped to 16k. Knew it was going to crash after the normies saturated it
by this point i was sitting on a shit tonne of cash. Having consumed doomerist literature all my life, once I saw the virus spreading in china i knew that 'the big one' was finally here.
>use crypto gains to buy small amount of puts and shorts in the market, mainly on tsla and spx
>watch the big short, am inspired to yolo a lot more cash into this trade. Literally 80% of my networth into this fucking yolo play
>wuflu hits the world
>economic catastrophe
>mfw stocks drop 10%+ in a single day, multiple times.
>mfw I'm watching my networth grow to 8 figures in front of my eyes
I just cashed out and I got all this fucking money now and i don't know what to do with it. It is 100% all in dollars, sitting in a bank account.
Do i buy a shit load of gold and store it somewhere? Do I buy japanese yen? Do i buy a cabin innawoods and loads of food/ammo for the coming collapse?
Pls tell me what to do I am not clever enough to be responsible for this much fucking money, none of this was ever supposed to happen

>> No.18288505

buy chainlink

>> No.18288528

>>18288445
just in time for the next halving bullrun

>> No.18288533

>>18288445
if not a larp, congrats
buy gold, land, real estate
keep some cash
when stocks shit the bed buy back in and collect comfy dividends

>> No.18288544
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18288544

BSV

>> No.18288549
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18288549

>>18288445
you know what to do

>> No.18288555

>>18288445
How much are we talking

>> No.18288560

10% in gold, 20% in silver, there you're now set for the rest of your life.

>> No.18288576

>>18288445
>>18288533
This guy is right. For that amount of money you should hedge a little in gold and purchase land. Land is true wealth.

>> No.18288581

>>18288445
just buy steam games and chill, quit investing while you're ahead

>> No.18288596

damn, I wish I was this lucky.

>> No.18288598

>>18288549
do it anon, this is the final play then we all quit and celebrate on the yacht

>> No.18288599

>>18288445
>Do i buy a cabin innawoods and loads of food/ammo for the coming collapse?
this is the comfiest choice

>> No.18288623

>>18288598
This

>> No.18288637

Don't go to yacht, it will be Titanic all over again.

>> No.18288638

>>18288505
>>18288549
>>18288598
pathetic kys

>> No.18288640

Send a little to pro-white creators and organizations.

>> No.18288704

>>18288445
congrats anon. you can literally do all of the above. be sure to also use some to just splurge and enjoy yourself in some way (difficult in today's environment, I guess).

you made it.

>> No.18288754

>>18288445
So you knew every fucking happening the last five years and don't know what is going to happen next because "you r 2 dum". C'mon man.

>> No.18288766

>>18288640
now this is pathetic

>> No.18288779

>>18288445
Pay your taxes or the IRS will hunt you down.

>> No.18288841
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18288841

SEND ME MONEY SO I CAN STOP WAGING NIGGER AAAHAHGGG

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>> No.18288864

Jannies tryna keep the whyte man down

>> No.18288871

2 million in crypto and stocks.
From the rest I would by land, properties and do some serious doomsday prep (get your own fortress with guns and stuff!). Get serious in trying to own society, start a dynasty, get knighted by the queen and start thinking about a flag for your house (like in game of thrones dude! shit will eventually go medival again and than your offspring will be badass if you invest your money in a good way right now!)

>> No.18288927

>>18288445
Land is inflated but if your that rich it wont matter. get your small holding and put the rest in gold and silver.

>> No.18289146

>>18288445
>1 post by this ID

>> No.18289256

>>18288445
>consumed doomerist literature all my life
>i don't know what to do with it.
Does not compute.

>> No.18289285

Well done OP I'm proud of you.
Buy land in the coming dip, especially productive farmland with water on site.
+ a bit of gold, silver and platinum
+ a few quality stonks on the big dip thats coming.

>> No.18289294

Probably LARP but I hope it’s true

If you don’t 5% back into bitcoin at an ABSOLUT MINIMUM, your a cuck tho

>> No.18289302

>>18288445
Bro I watched the big short like 10 times, would have done this too if I and the leverage, big congrats

>> No.18289489

>>18288445
(insert if not LARP here)
Land and gold and reinvest into Bitcoin and Monero. Get some supplies for the upcoming recession, but obviously you were supposed to do that in January/February. Get what you can. Make sure you still have assets and money after this. If you dont reinvest you'll miss out.

>> No.18289517

Go to silicon valley and invest in science startups.
Buy land and buy a container house to put on top of it.
Buy gold.

>> No.18289529
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18289529

>>18288445
U gib some to me so I can pay off student loan debt

>> No.18289685

>>18289529
>>18288445
Also congrats that’s unreal. Throw some into Oil tanker stocks, gold/silver, LINK/BTC/ETH. Then in a year when the housing market crashes buy up some nice real estate you can rent for passive income.

Other than that, enjoy cozy living for rest of your life, fren. Buy a new home wherever you’d like and use your money to focus on your passions. If you don’t know what your passions are, spend the money experimenting doing different things until you found it. Good luck Anon!

>> No.18289857

Well if i were you i would set in some really low crime rate country, build a fortified home, a nice car, fuck 3 diferent blue chip hookers weekly and eat delicious shit every fucking day. Be careful with the people you will sorround. Try not to depend on anyone and be super discret about your fortune.

>> No.18289865

This is not a joke, invest in water, if your not aware of michael burry google him.

>> No.18289925

>>18288445
you bought and got out just for BUM?
I mean, you used some strat, somehow.
You should tell us, what do now?

>> No.18290049

>>18288596
wasn´t just luck

>> No.18290101

>>18288766
Go away Moishe, nobody likes your kind

>> No.18290102

>>18288445
what doomerist literature?

>> No.18290104

reinvest it at the correct time and double it

>> No.18290137

>>18288638
okay. buy a rope, kike.

>> No.18290183

>>18288596
Wtf i valling him Lucky, mag, gj anon!!!!

>> No.18290370

>>18288445
All in BSV