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>>18278685
yourself

kneepads

>>18278685
LINK

>>18278685
>grandpa dies fast instead of withering away in a stale hospital room for 5 years
>OH NOOO SHUT DOWN THE WORLD FLATTEN THE CURVE DISTANCE TEH SOCIALS

>>18278694
feelsgoodman

>>18278709
>this has never happened before

>>18278715
>grandad dies drowning in his own blood as his lungs turn to swiss cheese

Here you go, bucko.

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>>18278685
Buy some lube to enjoy the slide down more and buy this one: https://www.finanzen.net/etf/xtrackers-sp-500-2x-inverse-daily-swap-etf-1c-lu0411078636

Concerning the virus, finally some clarity:

"On Tuesday night, the health authority in the Grand Est region said two-thirds of its 620 old people’s homes had been affected by the coronavirus pandemic and 570 residents had died.

Those 570 people are not recorded in France’s official coronavirus death toll, which reached 4,503 on April 2, but so far counts only those who have died in hospital. Eastern France, which has had 1,112 hospital deaths, was the first region in the country to be badly hit by the pandemic.

Recent studies in Italy comparing recorded Covid-19 deaths with overall death rates in specific regions also suggest the country’s death toll is far higher than the official total of more than 13,000, already the world’s highest.

In an Italian retirement home in Mediglia, outside Milan, 52 of the 152 elderly staying there had died from Covid-19 infection by last week.

In the province of Bergamo, 2,060 deaths were attributed to the virus in March. However, L’Eco di Bergamo, a local newspaper, found that a total of 5,400 deaths occurred in the province in March, up from just 900 in the same month in 2019.

Some small towns in Lombardy have seen total deaths in March from all causes soar by more than 900 per cent year on year, according to analysis conducted by the polling and data analysis company YouTrend."

https://www.ft.com/content/58ece0fb-d297-495e-8889-da216410f2c3

So basically in regions where the virus is spread properly we can see a mortality increase of 900%.

New York is now the epicenter. Expect more bad news from there next week, with a little bit of a delay, because of mandatory incubation phase + symptomatic phase.

>>18278694
Based

>>18278685
BGPHRM probably

>>18278900

Can you explain what that stock does?

>>18278685
gold

>>18279083
It's not a stock, it's an etf consisting of options, that are betting on a slide down of the S&P 500 with 2x leverage

>>18278731
>"No words for this"
>proceeds to describe it in words

>>18278694
Baste

>>18278694
Based

>>18278685
Link

>>18278685
Mercury dimes if you like blowjobs

>>18279325
This picture makes me very sad for reason.