/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do you guys think Dr.Birx has pooped since yesterdays presser?

Take on risk anon, it's good for gains

Moo

You guys watching the breifing?
I bought BAC today at the low, and am looking forward to a big jump on monday now :)

I’m waiting for the Big One before I bust out the rest of my margin.

>>18274237
me between "I can time this properly" and "rigged market"

bros when should i buy CD's

do you guys have any shiny in pogo

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/dow-15000-very-likely-as-coronavirus-pandemic-hits-us-economy-strategist-181857580.html

>>18274237

>>18274258
BUY MY PUTS GOY

>>18274231
yes

>>18274242
no

>>18274253
also no

>>18274237
rigged market is be far right of the curve

>>18274220
If my put expires Mon, when will I get assigned? As soon as the market opens?

Everything is making a slow controlled descent. The lockdowns are going to last much longer due to the states and people not cooperating and lack of any real enforcement.

I can handle this NEET lifestyle for years, I wonder how long normies can handle it?

>>18274284
The following open

So many Bull or Bear strategies. How do I become the crab and make crabby gains?

>>18274284
Market close if the holder doesn't exercise manually during the day.

I'm straight up /worried/ for monday

https://www.c-span.org/video/?470928-1/president-trump-holds-coronavirus-briefing

Here you go frens

>>18274149
The 90's, or maybe the 2000's if you had an Amoeba near by and could get in on a day with someone good preforming. I only did that once and got to see an artist I really liked. I should've done a lot more... back when I was young.

>>18274191
I have no idea how this is relevant.

>>>18274191
Did you read what I said?
Immunity passports once they can test to see who has the antibodies. NOT open up the whole country.

>during the next 60 days to slow the spread

OH MY GOD.

>>18274251
3 months ago

JEROME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
JEROME PLEASE RESTART THE PRINTERRRRRRRRRRRR

diamond hands

>>18274304
Nice

>>18274251
It’s where you keep your dry powder. I prefer bond ETFs for that.

Anyone else buy LK yesterday hoping for a bounce, but got JUST'd today? No, just me? Damn it.

who wants to watch a living orange pepe make money from fuck prostitute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTcEWKp18NA

>>18274284
>buy puts or calls
you assign other people on expiry (try not to do this)
>sell puts or calls
you can be assigned; learn2credit spread or suffer

>>18274302
Join ThetaGang

>>18274253
I had a shiny grimer when I played but the IV for it was stupidly low, I think near if not at the bottom

>>18274311
fuck that. Quarantine anyone coming in for 15 days before allowing them into the general population.
Infected patients who can still spread the virus can have the presence of antibodies.

>>18274272
I am that tiny smug pepe

>>18274326
Bro they got busted for literal fraud, LK is fucking dead.

>>18274237
why is hyper inflation 70 IQ?

>you will never hide under Dr.Birx's dress for safety.

>>18274251
pic related

>>18274302
Butterflies

>>18274340
Having trouble finding stocks I can buy 100 of that don't feel like are shaky ground. If I can get my 3500 above 4000, then it will open up a lot of options for me.

I need (you)s to pump the market, gimme yours to pump tomorrow!
BULL TEAM GO!

What did they mean by this?

>>18274310
it will be ok

>>18274351
there are people who has been ranting about hyperinflation for the past 20 years, and all of them are 70 IQ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TURN THE FUCKING MACHINES ON
WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL WEEKEND

>>18274328
stop shilling for-profit cable news channels that don't even have decent closed captioning

https://www.c-span.org/video/?470928-1/president-trump-holds-coronavirus-briefing

https://www.c-span.org/video/?470928-1/president-trump-holds-coronavirus-briefing

https://www.c-span.org/video/?470928-1/president-trump-holds-coronavirus-briefing

>>18274253
Got a 100% Shiny dragonite with DracoMeteor back on community day.

Is Dragonite still a good mon?

>>18274344
obviously they'll test for the presence of virus as well as the presence of antibodies...
you got a loisence for that dumb question?

>KEVIN

>>18274387
holy shit what a cute cat.

>MUH BANK OF AMERICA

NOOOOOOO
I BOUGHT A GS!!!
PIMP GOLDMANS!!!!

Well today sucked but next week will be better cause I start my early retirement. No going into work at all unless something major happens. Still getting paid the same to just sit on my ass at home for 8 hrs a day. No using of my vacation time either. Yes this virus sucks but hell if you can't enjoy the good parts when you can you might as well ask yourself what the hell are you doing man.

rate CNBC's recommended options play

>>18274253
Yeah, but the best one still has shit IV's

>>18274369
youre going to see some bad things and youre going to see some good things

Fucking bull oilnigger shits made IV go down with their retarded buy yesterday IM RUINED I HOPE ELON MAKES AN OIL FREE WORLD YOU FAGS

>>18274253
Did they add a bunch of good shit to get people to play and pay more for in game content?

FE Heroes stepped up their game.

>>18274242
>BAC
Did you buy it for under $10? If no, you are fucked.

Pence!

>>18274403
I bought 40 shares of BAC today @ $19.80, and am suddenly very proud of my self. Also never buy (((Goldman))).

>>18274392
>obviously they'll test for the presence of virus as well as the presence of antibodies...
That's dumb and wasteful. You have no idea what you are talking about.
we are supply capped for testing our own population, but we will magically just give multiple tests to travelers.

>https://twitter.com/JoeB14ck/status/1246088231331880960
Is this bullish?

>>18274387
the Neopets stock market never closes

>>18274416
I still believe in T
bought a couple shares on Thursday

>>18274417
that's dumb, someone should teach that tired looking old man how to DOMSCUMM

Should all sex offenders kill themselves?

>>18274321
>Given a second chance
Don't mess up, anon. Not everyone is so lucky.

>>18274423
damn i'm jelly of that eevee, i wasn't playing when they had eevee community day

> artificially induced

what did he meant with that

lol CNN's banner right now is "FAUCI EXCLUDED FROM BRIEFING IN LAST MINUTE DECISION"

>>18274432
we'll see what you say in 6 months when I've made 50%

>>18274417
What the fuck am I even looking at? Is this how boomers do options?

>>18274451
tell us your story...
who did you offend (sexually)

>>18274444
people die every day, it's priced in

Barely up YTD, but back into cash and waiting for a clearer opening. Seems like it could be flat for a bit

>>18274467
>watching CNN
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>>18274258
>yahoo finance
anon, I

>>18274436
>jews can't into finance
anon, I

>>18274467
...is it true?
We know Trump doesn't like people getting more attention than him. And Fauci was on the Today show just recently

>>18274444
quad 4's so it must be bullish. this is just natural selection, nature is killing off the weak. gene pool is genuinely going to improve and we are going to enter a second age of enlightenment after this is over, screencap this.

also Ecuadorians are the niggers of latin america, the more bodies the better.

>Dow 15,000

Okay, then what? Blue chippers? Those fucks are cutting divvies right now.

Or become a VOO brainlet? My gut says yes but you'd be buying so many shitty companies it disgusts me so idk.

MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT
>MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT
MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT
>MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT
MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT
>MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT
MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT
>MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT
AMAZING SPEAKER. SO MUCH CHARISMA

>>18274451
I know a friend that got accused by a girl he slept with at a party because she regretted it the day after.. so probably not everyone

>>18274302
Sell options

>>18274444
priced in and bullish

>>18274497
VTI is better than VOO

>>18274470
looks like a fairly normal put spread desu

Mommy.

>>18274470
It’s a put credit spread where the short put is in the money.

>>18274460
hes from research quest thingy

just realized he's the only shiny i got in the 90th percentiles range (fantastic 15/15/14 IV's on him, so hes a 98)

>>18274500
this, but unironically

>>18274469
>$30/share BAC in 6 months
BRUH you cannot be serious? We are in a recession. Literally half of America is unemployed. People can't just go back to work when their job doesn't even exist anymore because the business shut down, then they lose their house.

>>18274497
just buy aapl

>>18274444
it's south america nobody gives two shits

How retarded am I?
I’m playing XOM expectinng a huge bounce to $43.50 then I’m going to sell.

I mean is it possible for oil to go to $35 just on speculation, I feel like this is a Tesla type trade, where I’m betting on XOM getting hyped for no reason by CNBC normies, then I can dump.

Thoughts? I think long term demand for Oil is fucked.

>>18274429
Is FE Heroes worth playing? I like FE but I hate F2P

hit me up with some corona-chan images

>>18274366
Cloudflare.

>>18274497
Sell calls all the way down, buy cheapies with premium.

>>18274423
>biblebro is a pokenerd
ANON used RETROKEKKIES.

>>18274497
If DOW drops to 15k you go all-in on an index fund.

>>18274497

>>18274237
Holding precious metals +3sigma

>settlement date is in 3 days
what the fuck I need the money now. shouldnt this shit have been instantaneous if it was all done online?
ill still get the price from the time I hit sell right?

i bought SPY puts

>>18274535
Pretty retarded if this is based on hope and not anything substantial

>>18274540
>RETROKEKKIES
no idea what that even iz

rate this options idea

>>18274581
me too, i've become numb to the losses

Bros, my apartment has 10 spaces for rent. In fact, many of the apartments around me have open units.

>>18274592

You can clearly see trump has a hard time standing in one spot for extended periods.

>>18274587
>electrify asia
hmmm

>>18274574
consider moving 25 grand over to the account to avoid this type of headache

>>18274587
>>18274548
>fak

>>18274617
sounds tasty

jesus christ, how can this company have such a fat divvy? Can someone explain for a non-divvy fag?

>>18274638

this niggie trying to cover up his lisp so much

>>18274582
I mean, the fact that XOM has enough cash reserves to last 3 terrible quarters, combined with the fact that oil was at a 22 year low, and

The fact that Mr. Donald Trump, is directly intervining with OPEC, and rhe fact that Putin actually responded that he would like to invite the USA into the OPEC negotiations on Monday.

I mean I’m basing this on pure meme magic.

>Also, Link 1k EOY

>AAL $8.99/share extended hours

No sneething /biz/

>>18274569
but now imagine if your timing was legendary

>>18274658
the theedeethee

>>18274638
All Div yields are bullshit right now. All these companies are going to cut their dividends because they cannot pay them. Google calculates the yield using the current last closed price divided by the last reported dividend. Do not ever use Google div yield because it uses the last reported dividend, which could have been 3 years ago and they don't actually give dividends. Do not buy ANY stocks for dividends right now.

>>18274607
but where did all of your former neighbors go?
are they in body bags, did they move back in with their parents, or are they roaming the streets?
or were the units vacant from the start

>>18274574
yes newfag it takes time for brokers to move equities around

>>18274632
why? what would that do?

>>18274569
My dick is hard just thinking about this.

>>18274638
based on past dividend performance, it seems like they increased their yield sixfold so as to not die out from the market during the crash

>>18274650
So if I hold for the divvy, I get the fat divvy, but then the stock dumps the difference anyway?

This is a big win for the crabs

IN DUST RE

>>18274678
But my divs are coming back though, right?

>>18274549
That's my thought as well purely because I feel like I might miss out on the parabolic recovery if I'm not broadly diversified, but eh. Can that really be better than owning stuff like Coca Cola or Microsoft?

>year 2028
>Kaiser Trump assures Americans that his new 4000 days to stop the spread program will eradicate the invisible enemy once and for all

>>18274701
yes
where do you think the money to pay a dividend comes from noob?

thats why only strong stocks can afford to offer dividends in the first place

>>18274545
>Stock market bumps
>Buyer exercises early

>>18274678
Thanks, you just saved me from researching divvies for the next 3 hours.

>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

CRAMER ON

"WE COULD BE ON THE VERGE OF A DEPRESSION" HE OPENS WITH!

>>18274545
Premium? What's that?

Yes, I do invest based on the assumption that the government will drive the country into ruin to prevent the stock market from deflating an inch. How could you guess?

Well, I did it guys, I blew up my account. Down to $630 from starting with $4500
Managed to make about every bad trade possible, including grabbing some LK coffee shares.

What do I do now, cash out or throw more money into the grinder?

I just realized how screwed places like South America and India are

>>18274680
Not sure, didn't know any but one who only lived there a few months and moved because it was "too expensive" (its still cheap for Seattle). However just before this recession, they canceled their low income status and probably kicked out a lot of poors. I moved in when I was unemployed so I got the sweet deal, but now I have to pay a bit more but I have a good job. I'm sure they were expecting a boom from the new construction, but now all the new apartments are too expensive and slowly losing residents.

>>18274687
nothing.

>>18274334
>(try not to do this)
What's the incentive for not doing it?

Nice. We are fucked.

>>18274722
If this thing carries on for too much longer, we're going to "re-open the economy" and nothing is going to happen.

>>18274742
you should research divvies for 3 hours anyway. 30 hours

>>18274747
I'm watching
good look

>>18274760
wait a couple months and go all in a pure hype speculative stock like spce or the starlink ipo

lmao cramer is on absolute suicide watch

>>18274321
greetings, Canadafag!

>>18274326
You deserve to lose everything. Never buy anything from chinks. Corrupt fucking bat eaters. Also, watch the Chinese Hustle.

>>18274779
LOL and the count isn't even reset until later tonight

>>18274761
there's been an anon posting bodies literally in the streets of Ecuador for days and YOU JUST realized they're fucked?

>>18274760
give me $600 and ill help tell you the secret to win your money back and more

Am I allowed in this thread if im a low iq longterm etf holder?

>>18274747
he's very gloomy right now....
someone get Jim some MDMA or something

>>18274760
Why are you gambling, don't you like money?

>>18274760
>Started with less than $5k
I wish I only lost that much. You should just be in cash if you are poor. Otherwise just set up auto deposit into a low/no fee fund.

>>18274718
Maybe in 3 years.

>>18274779
Still haven’t hit flu numbers. Call me when we go over 50k

>>18274747
Is this the week reality finally kicks in?

>>18274779
nice, my corona-chan calls are printing

Why does he even use that board lol

i'm hodling shorts over the weekend
scared by the opec meeting guys are bullfags gonna rek me?

>>18274779
>w-w-w-we're doing so much testing you guys!!111!!!1

>Trump blaming Obama after almost 4 years for having no supplies

>>18274742
There are lots of companies that can sustain their divvies

hey fags im just getting in to stocks.
picture related

What should I gamble my 1200 on

>>18274747
>month long lockdown
someone should tell him Italy has been in lockdown for 5 weeks and they're barely at peak yet

>>18274587
>all of the results are /smg/ archives
>some of the pics are mine
nice.
it's not that complicated... it's just a version of kek that emerged from the discussion of chronitons

>>18274569
Sure... if you expect another decade long bull run AND the market to continue to be controlled by index funds.

>>18274747
>>18274781
>>18274800

pureases.
let me know what else he says, I can't watch til later.

>>18274828
Buy 100 shares of Ford, GE, or X and sell a call.

>>18274797
You're welcome fren.

>>18274828
straddle oil

>>18274543
thanks looking into it

>>18274812
he's gotten better with it.
some of you fucks really underestimate him

>>18274718
He's fucking wrong.
KO and MSFT and JNJ will not be cutting their dividends. LMT will not be cutting their divvies.

Don't invest in travel/leisure companies into a pandemic. Don't invest in financials and REITs into a financial crisis. Don't invest in oil and gas companies while the saudis are fighting a price war.

Just don't be a retard.

>>18274678
are you retarded?

>>18274718
>TFW no serafuku gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18274829
>everything's fucked until we get a vaccine
he knows
his daughter is in Madrid, he's been paying attention to Italy

He's finally being hard on the incompetence of the administration, after rooting for them since 2016, and supporting the tariffs and trade war.

>>18274828
RTX, NET, KTOS, BAM

RTX is bluechip defense, NET is the next $1000 tech stonk, Kratos makes drones to bomb brown people, BAM is safe as gold but better returns

>>18274797
Only if its spxl and you bought under $20.

>>18274797
if not ill make a new thread for you fren

Cramer says we are on the verge of depression? Market going up on Monday, glad I went long. People on this board are going to trust the guy who got margin called on live tv kek, he lost more money for people than anyone on stock channels.

But in other news, what happened with Trump's oil meeting? I haven't heard any news about what happened, just corona shit.

>>18274828
WYNN and hold for recovery. You're welcome.

>>18274828
Buy spxl and watch it triple in the next year

Is Jim okay? He sounds a little JUST

>>18274829
They said awhile ago this could continue until July/August.

>>18274850
I like that idea a lot, but wouldn't I only make like $20 on a $600 investment? And even then the odds are good but not 100%

>>18274834
>it's not that complicated... it's just a version of kek that emerged from the discussion of chronitons
yes, but search results were too good to not post here

>>18274828
>>18274883
>No LMT

thats very disgusting and pathetic of you /smg/


>>18274828
just put it all in WM and SMG (gardening supplies are going to soar this spring/summer)

>cramer talking of "mini-depression"

depression is smol, SMOL!

[RTRS] 03 APR - ENERGY SECRETARY SAYS U.S. IS SIMPLY ENCOURAGING RUSSIA, SAUDI ARABIA TO NEGOTIATE AMONG THEMSELVES - SOURCE ON CALL

U.S. ENERGY SECRETARY TELLS OIL INDUSTRY REPRESENTATIVES THAT WHITE HOUSE IS NOT NEGOTIATING WITH SAUDI ARABIA OR RUSSIA OVER OIL CUTS - SOURCE ON CALL

FXHedge
@Fxhedgers
ENERGY SECRETARY SAYS OIL COMPANIES TOLD TRUMP DURING WHITE HOUSE MEETING THAT COMPANIES NEED ACCESS TO CAPITAL - SOURCE ON CALL


This is bullish for oil, right?
Let me clear my throat... ahem.... PFFFFFTHAH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

Shut your fuckin mouth Karen.

>>18274886
VUSA, SXLK and SPYD

Cramer, buddy, I'm not sure if a mini-depression is even possible.

>>18274760

Buy Tesla Monday morning and sell once it goes to 530 in the late afternoon

>>18274896
I think all the oil talk shit starts on Monday

Remember all the word games the talking heads played with when trying to put a name to the last recession? How hard will MSM try to not call this a depression

fuggin a

>>18274907
Jim's unhinged
calling the T div unsafe, using the D word multiple times
it's over
also why does that guy in the webm have a toaster on his living room table lmao

>>18274907
>somebody made a live action eat all the eggs meme
glorious

>>18274907
Damn now I want eggs

>>18274923
lol just lol

This press conference is absolute gold!

>You know it was a good answer, you know it.

>>18274896
>margin called on live TV
are you talking about when he said the feds know nothing, and then Mnuchin called him and told him to shut up or he'd have him "taken care of?"

>>18274907
Jim is fine, but very concerned and disappointed with Donnie

Donnie SEETHING at the hot asian reporter kek
Was it bloomberg?

>>18274943
Jim is sad.
He misses his wife
He doesn't want to see all his old people friends dying.
He doesn't want to see such times of crisis.

The worst part is, he's been right this whole time, and I think he's right now. But I'm watching Trump freak out. Where's President Pence?

>>18274942
I've been saying for weeks the majority of deaths in a hospital collapse scenario are collateral damage. Sad!

>>18274778
theta gang will bleed you dry
you'll only make money on the amt. of the contract that is in the money, rather than the speculation that it could go up or down based on the theta (adjusted by the delta, gamma and vega)
other greek related memes, have fun making heads and tails of this

after learning about theta, learn about gamma and delta (they affect each other)
theta is time decay
delta/gamma is adjustment of the premium based on movement of the underlying security and some other shit I truthfully don't understand
vega is big IV, also known as big bitch VIX

rho is weird and gay, interest rates don't exist in clown world
find the options formula and do some quick math on existing contracts; then try to paper trade some contracts and learn about being greek neutral (gamma neutral, vega neutral, delta neutral...)
opens new strategies rather than straight up or straight down; also I lost 10k learning this
I want you to succeed; GL

>>18274967
>PERFECT answer
absolute madman. no way people are buying this...right?

Is Corona-chan into straight shota? I think she is.

>>18274883
Redpill on NET? they haven't dipped at all, they do cybersecurity?

NOT PERSONALLY SIGNING THE TRUMPBUX
>NOT PERSONALLY SIGNING THE TRUMPBUX
NOT PERSONALLY SIGNING THE TRUMPBUX
>NOT PERSONALLY SIGNING THE TRUMPBUX
NOT PERSONALLY SIGNING THE TRUMPBUX
>NOT PERSONALLY SIGNING THE TRUMPBUX

>>18274220
Bought 100 shares of AAL for $9. Will I kill end up killing myself next week?

>>18274987
>Greeks
Translation: jewish

>>18274967
>>18274992
>"I could cause a panic, better than you. I could make you look like a minor league player."

he's gonna prove this to us, isn't he?

>>18274941
We're entering a temporary inverted bubble, estimated to produce opposite dividends for a period of 1 to 24 months. I am estimate my profits will... Well, not decrease, but rather... I estimate my profits will enter reverse traction for a temporary, entirely temporary period, which will end shortly.

>>18274258
>>18274488
>yahoo finance
Yesterday one of their headlines was >DOW PLUNGES when it briefly went negative and still ended in the green. Its so obvious they're desperate for it to go even lower because orange man bad.

TRUMP SAYS OIL INDUSTRY EXECUTIVES DID NOT ASK FOR A BAILOUT BUT ISSUE OF TARIFFS CAME UP TO DEAL WITH SAUDIS AND RUSSIANS

>>18275008
Bought 60 shares.
Might sell AMD and buy more. I either go big or go broke.

Jim's talking about CGC + STZ
buy CGC, they got the killer weed drinks

>>18275005
bearish

>>18275008
just buy other stuff with your other money

So does cramer just say obvious things but with finance buzzwords thrown in way

>>18274972
I meant when he shilled for Verizon nonstop and the stock plummeted hard during a minus 2k day and his phone rang and had to go. This event sounds just as interesting though. Either way I do think things will go up Monday. Most stocks are halved, we already are in a depression ffs.

>>18275008
Sell a $10 call

I almost sold basedbean futures puts instead of closing Zoom puts today

>>18275022
I remember that kek

>>18274998
They do DDOS protection, hosting, security, CDN service, etc. 4chan is on CloudFlare. 8ch was on CloudFlare. KiwiFarms is on CloudFlare. Any website that expects to be DDOSed is on CloudFlare.

What's important is that their margin is ridiculous. They're running a loss right now because they're going full ham on advertising and growth, but the actual service is like 80% margin.

>>18275010
>>Greeks
>Translation: jewish
Yes, it really should be called Jews rather than Greeks. Much more fitting

>>18274310
That .gif is metal.

>>18275040
maybe they would have printed

What's the alternative to Robinhood if I'm in Europe?

>>18275010
the ashkenazi bloodline speaks to those in the financial industry through numbers; speaks to the gentiles through media
I can't get schizo meds if all the pharmacies have coronavirus anon, now do the fucking math

>>18274321
Coronavirus really cracked my cannoli

>>18275022
yahoo finance isn't "the media"
it's like buzzfeed with a news aggregator
it's shit
it's clickbait, it has nothing to do with orange man bad

so strange that you only see the world through that one lens. not everyone who isn't fox is fucking rachel maddow

>>18275034
That was mnuchin. He doesn't get fucking margin called, he doesn't invest in stocks, he just has a charitable trust which doesn't use shorts, options, or margin, and a 401k that is only allowed to buy index funds.

Why did you make up that bullshit story? Or is that what Reddirt told you?

>>18275052
It's from a movie literally called "Heavy Metal".

Trump really hates Acosta, doesn't he?

What if this emergency OPEC meeting isn't to cut production, but to raise it to teach Trump a lesson and finish off US shale?

>>18274326
Yeah I got absolutely bent over. Other poster is right though, we deserve it for jumping on a sinking ship

Delta airlines looking juicy as fuck right now. Down 11% after hours wtf.

Sub $20 on the largest US airliner by market cap. I'm going to buy 100-400 on Monday and sell weekly covered calls for the next year.

>>18275048
>>18274998
https://craft.co/cloudflare/metrics

>>18274797
Depends on what ETF you hold. Anons like to shit on ETF brainlets, but they can be a good part of any portfolio

Is Cramer pimping rtx right after I just sold it?

Guys... update me

Why a bull outlook after trump keeps repeating how he's botching the covid response?

i literally woke up from a nap what in the fucking fuck did i miss im watching Trump on fox enws right now talking about a healthcar ebailout? what the fuck is going on? help i literally just woke up are they giving healthcare companies money? theres still time to buy after hours what are we buying

>>18275101
>77% gross profit margin
this is why my dick is the big dick

>we don't know when the surge will be

>>18275128
how much of an effect does cramer actually have on stock prices though? can you really trade any of his ideas profitably?

Delta losing 60 million dollars a day

trump is having a fucking meltdown right now at the briefing lol

>>18275072
>He doesn't invest in stocks
He literally speaks about things he buys and sells himself. I don't believe figures like him don't short or use options for a second neither, you just are highly discouraged by the station on bringing it up. Cramer admitted just the other day they are paid and told to keep positive messages out and supposed to not mention certain things and tactics.

And that was the story everyone went with first over here on /biz/ and in general.

>>18275099
>buying any airline
you deserve to get rekt.

>>18275128
>me, a few days ago
>>guys you should buy this stock for the 2 year time horizon
>you
>>okay I'll buy it, OH NO THE STOCK WENT DOWN 4% THE NEXT DAY, BETTER SELL
>cramer
>>guys you should buy this stock for the 2 year time horizon
nigga you dumb

>>18275158
Berkshire bought DAL at ~$40

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Does Jim live in the studio now?

>>18275099
Buffet sold 315 million worth of shares.

Link your music to watch the economic apocalypse to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ

saudi arabia btfo

>>18274326
Nope but i've played similar games before with less than coin flip success.

>>18274923
Oh man. Wow. I'm tempted to go short on Monday from that.

>>18274923
I Told you faggots there wasn't going to be a deal

>>18275072
>so strange that you only see the world through that one lens
Easy on the projection, bro.

BUY OTIS

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>>18275183
Yeah I actually literally just read that same article when looking at the news for $DAL. Think I might wait a couple more weeks. Probably going to get rekt by earnings

>>18275177
>tfw you're smarter than some old jew and didn't buy it

>Cramer: Shopify is one of the greatest companies on earth

duDES?!

>>18275217
Jerry *

>>18275213
>buying used goods raytheon Chads didn't want

can someone please teach the orange man how to say industry

>water more valuable than oil

What the fuck is risk free interest in the black scholes formula?

>>18275235
the demand for elevators is mooning rn

>>18275228
he sleeps like 30 minutes a day, words are just bursting out of his mouth

>>18275177
be greedy when others are fearful amirite hahahahaha

>>18274896
I wanna do Wynn but I’m too poor and I regret not buying it at the bottom. I went with LMT instead.

>>18275235
My friend's mom's boyfriend who used to be a VP at Honeywell just heavily recommend her to buy $TDG last Friday. They've tanked since then but have they bottomed out?

>>18275048
>https://craft.co/cloudflare/metrics
159 mil on advertising, you are right about that, are they going for growth into other segments?

>>18275247
>elevators only go up
ok your meme convinced me

>>18274348
But its a chinese company they do it all the time.

>>18275240
Fed interest rates

(aka 0)

>>18275260
Kek

>>18275240
US government bonds

>>18275240
because academics are detached from the real world and only write shit that is meaningful to other academcis.

>>18275240
Maybe things like the rate of treasuries? Or other federally insured rates

>at least not this kind of a model
lmao based

>>18275265
chinese netizens are laughing about it on weibo, congratulating LK for defrauding Americans on their stock exchange

>>18274220
>I was never involved in a model, at least this kind of model
madman

>>18275273
I didn't buy based off his rec but yeah shit like that makes me feel like he's just saying buy $TDG out of his ass

What should I buy for $20?

>>18275213
I don’t think I’ve ever been in an elevator made by somebody else. How much of their business is new sales vs maintenance tho? Nobody is building shit Q1/2

>>18275260
>TDG
please don't tempt me to make more stupid bets on a post-corona air boom, I'm already balls deep into RTX, AC, and SPR

I'm pretty happy with the price action on the indexes this week. If I hadn't gone long a couple days ago I certainly would have today. Sell side just doesn't have the oomph it used to earlier in the crash.

Trump's models only go down

EXCUSE ME.

>>18275296
money cant buy taste

>>18275296
Pizza.

>>18275177
>"Only buy something that you’d be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for 10 years"
>"'Don't watch the market closely"
>"'Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing"
>"It takes 20 years to build a reputation and 5 minutes to ruin it'"
>"Whether we’re talking about socks or stocks, I like buying quality merchandise when it is marked down"
and my personal favorite for this one form him
>"Rule No. 1: Never lose money. Rule No. 2: Don't forget rule No. 1"

If I can't make my money back next week I'm done with stonks.

$46 of that loss was a company that filed for some kind of government protection in canada and now cant be traded, apparently they arent in imminent risk of bankruptcy byt I'm writing it off as a total loss.

>>18275296
A rope to hang yourself.

>only enough cash reserves for BAM or RTX
RTX smells like a meme stock though

>>18275256
Lockhead? Why? Have you seen the prices? It is 350 right now and not THAT far from its high with 2% divvie. WYNN is a third of its yearly high, a fifth of its general high, and paying 8% with strong chance to not cut. I regret not buying it at 35 too 2 weeks ago, but dammit my man, if you want profit you can't really go wrong on the long term even if it returns to its low. Which I doubt desu.

>>18275303
I hope you’re baiting, tranny. This whole week was just so MMs caught unawares could get on the right side of things.

>>18275296
ESPO

>>18275322
Oops

holy shit Trump is redpilling millions of NPCs and libtards on MSNBC and CNN hahahahaha VOTER ID BITCHES PEOPLE CHEAT


+INFRASTRUCTURE
+MASKS
+AMERICA FIRST
+VOTER ID
+TARIFFS
+WASTING 8 TRILLION ON MIDDLE EAST INSTEAD OF AMERICAN ROADS

how can any american NOT vote for this guy 2020?

why does everyone hate it

>>18275128
Why wouldn't you hodl it? It's one of the top three aero giants now.

>>18275283
its whatever the interest rates that the central bank in the stock exchange's home currency is

trading in eamerica means its fed interest rates

trading in DAX means its german interest rates

but globally they are all essentially 0 for like the past decade or so (if less than 90 days from expiration)

>>18274220
This PIECE OF SHIT zombie market is going to fucking tank the day after my puts expire I KNOW IT

>>18275318
I don't think Buffet meant "if the ENTIRE ECONOMY shut down", just trading

>>18275164
>things he buys and sells himself
no. things his charitable trust is buying. They don't invest on margin, and the proceeds go to charity.

>Cramer admitted just the other day they are paid and told to keep positive messages out and supposed to not mention certain things and tactics
what the hell are you talking about?
Business media is prohibited from talking about microcaps, and like I just fucking told you, when he was signalling crisis by saying they know nothing, the federal government called him and told him to shut the fuck up. THAT is why he said "I have to take this" in the middle of live television.

>/biz/ agreed
that's how you know it's fucking retarded and /smg/ wasn't even dumb enough to believe that

http://archive.vn/wY5mZ

>>18275260
this is the type of DD i come to /biz/ for

>>18275296
One SPXS $36 4/17 Call

>>18275226
Imma sell some $15 DAL Puts on Monday.

>>18275341
Thank you

>>18275341
thanks

>>18275337
There have been like a dozen cases of voter id fraud over billions of votes cast in the United States.

>>18275334
I am not and don't call me a tranny. TA is saying green light across the board here.

>>18275327
>a meme stock
name a missile America uses and I'll tell you if Raytheon makes it

>>18275363
>>18275363
>>18275363
new

>>18275342
Yup, this is predestined for me too

>>18275342
i'll do you one better, volatility will tank so hard that your puts are worthless even if market foes down

>>18275095
Then IL be financially ruin and il have to buy knee pads to suck dick to make it back

>>18275339
Because they were in trouble well before corona chan. That has typically translated to 70%+ haircut for the companies in similar situation.

>>18275364
show us your meme lines

>>18275327
BAM, buy RTX over the summer once people realize just how much shit airlines are in. BAM is a buy once people start freaking about real estate, start DCA soon

>>18275364
What TA? Show me, I disagree.

>>18274258
this reassures me of my current buying strategy

Holy shit these retarded boomers on the lightning round

>>18275348
>>18275164
From that day
>Cramer slams government on coronavirus: ‘They know nothing,’ evoking his epic 2007 Fed rant

http://archive.vn/bXBSo

Steve saw that, got him on the phone, and probably told him if he kept it up he'd never see his daughter again.

>>18275177
Somehow, I get the feeling he's going to get out of this period owning a monopoly over the domestic airlines... you go ahead and laugh at him

People have been laughing at Buffett for holding cash and T-bills during the bull run. They're not laughing now.

>>18275339
they rely on television, their biggest money maker is the superbowl... and now it looks like they probably overpaid for the rights to the 2020 superbowl, considering.

>>18275423
anything good?

>>18275384
>>18275406
I use a proprietary blend of herbs and spices, the precise combination of which is a secret held under lock and key and ten foot thick concrete walls.

However, put up a zero-line volume indicator of your choice and see what it tells you about the balance of volume on the daily. That's a component of my TA.

>>18275464
A guy gets put on the air and starts off by yelling YEAH I CAN'T RIGHT NOW I'M ON HOLD TO TALK ON A TV SHOW

>>18275361
dats raycis niggums

>>18275342
>tfw my USO calls expired OTM today
>tfw if my exp had been 4/10 they would have printed

>>18275330
No I agree with you anon back when Wynn was in the 30s I bought Lockheed and been regretting it since. I wish I bought Wynn but I’m secretly hoping it drops a bit more before my next paycheck.

>>18275260
Honeywell is a shit company with shit management. I wouldn't trust anything anyone who was ever high on the ladder there with anything, much less my portfolio.

>>18275810
He started entry level at the bottom for ~$5 an hour and worked up to VP during a 20 year career. Now he's retired and is just an investing guy with a fat house on a mountain

>>18275361
>dozen cases of voter id fraud
please cite one. we dont have a single state that requires voter ID, which is the point dummy

>>18275361
Literally every illegal spic who responds to the census is a case of voter fraud you stupid bitch