/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stocks are gay

>>18269312
KILL ALL WEEBS

OP IS A FAG

boeing surging

>>18269312
>*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

ANNNNNDDDD
WE ARE BACK
THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 21000 EVER AGAIN IN OUR LIFETIMES

>>18269312
Just learn to code!

Rug pull when? I want my puts to print.

>>18269325
No, they're fucking not.

SHARES OF BOEING SURGE AMID ANON'S SISTER GETTING BBC

Best money I've made lately is just inching down SPY calls that are longer dated. Don't buy the 2 week shit. Buy stuff at least a month or two out, and near the money. In this downward crab its your best bet.

incoming massive green dildo

bend over, bears

>>18269331
Can confirm. Job security is pretty great.

Tell me what to short pls. I have a few grand to gamble and I've done pretty good so far from these threads on TSLA, SPY, and APT

>>18269312

how many cute girls are quarantined together right now making out?
what stocks does this effect?

>>18269353
short your mother

>>18269330
Based

I FUCKING LOVE BOOMERS HAHAHAHA

>>18269353
QQQ
There are millions of zoomers holding this that haven't come to terms with what's going on.

>>18269312

Fucking threads move to fast now. Increase the reply limit.

>Covid rips through Africa and poor countries
>Que massive illegal immigrant caravans
>Become literal disease trains
>Democrats berate Trump for not closing the country fast enough
>Trump locks up country, demands industry return to the US
>Full National Socialism engage
>Trump Bix and free healthcare for all
>Basically full authoritarian communism
>Bernie bros will "REEEEEEEEEE THIS ISN'T COMMUNISM!!" even though it is exactly communism as authoritarianism and nationalism is inseparable from actual real life communism.
>China becomes yolo don't give a fuck, we are going back to work mode
>Full role reversal. HK liberated by Chinese Capitalist Front by force
>Oil prices so low, ISIS funding drops because the Saudi's can't fund anymore pet allah ackbar projects
>California briefly revolts and is crushed, becoming "Long Texas"
>Manhattan Falls and becomes "The Forbidden Zone" massive walls erect around the sinking island, traitors and degenerates banished there, food drops monthly
>Cananda annexed, renamed North America
>America renamed First America
>South America retains name
>Trump declared "God King The United Americas"
>New ear of tenuous peace and prosperity between the UCA "United Continents of America" and JVC "Jumbo Vodka China".

Is this priced in?

>>18269356
Kys

AMD not having a good day.

>>18269348
That volatility crush though...

>>18269345
BBC INVESTORS PANIC AS DEMAND FOR BLACK COCK PLUMMETS, MARKET EXPERIENCES AFRICAN BVLL GLUT

I BROUGHT THE OIL ETF TOO EARLY REEEEEE

LOL

>>18269350
Delusional

Do I sell and try to buy in later. Or just hold at this point.

>Avolon cancels order for 75 737s
>BA green
Honk Honk

>>18269356
All of them naturally

>>18269373
Long term hold

>>18269325
What

>shittel becomes AMD 7 years ago
>AMD reigns supreme

>>18269330
F

>>18269386
Holy smokes!

>>18269330
I'm all in on TSX. I'm waiting for more cash to transfer to questrade.

>>18269365
Lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK YOU JEROME I HOPE YOU GET CORONA'D

>>18269361
Jesus thats some fist of the north star shit. Kid's head probably exploded all over he bathroom that night.

>>18269373
>buy at 43.4 thinking it'll bounce back up
>goes down another point
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S 15 FUCKING SHARES JUST LOCKED AWAY FOR 2+ WEEKS AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>>18269367
>Canada annexed
please yes

>>18269348
Calls? You sure you don’t mean puts? I thought you buy calls when something is going up?

REMINDER: Buy GME puts.

>>18269367
Of course pal, everything is priced in, even things that cant even happen

>>18269356
unironically they are going to be some extremely horny women coming out of this lockdown. How to long Tinder Bumble?

>>18269386
Looks like a stock split? Not a big deal

>>18269386
Imagine not buying puts in time for this

>>18269361
Goddamn Repent guy is so fucking based. What a legend

>>18269361
Based

are his boyfeet priced in?

>VIX below 50

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18269315
>>18269304
>>18269253
Hahaha, here we go!

>>18269389
do you want to lose some of your money, or all of it?

>>18269435
Fags deserve to be gassed

>>18269361
What am I looking at?

what are the best indicators to use to scalp? i just want to make like, $10-20 bets at a time and be in and out in 1-5 mins.

>>18269440
>4
wow, it's fucking nothing

AHHHH MY CAT IS COOFING

>>18269448
The true power of the alt-right.

THAT WAS THE BEST YOU GOT BULLKEKS? HAHAHHAHAA CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh no, it's a red day.

>>18269361
Godlike reactions. Based beyond belief.

>>18269446
Tranime faggot calling another tranime faggot gay

just think
all of this because one rice nigger decided to spice up his rice soup with a bat

>want to write options
>need a Level 4 account

>>18269451
>what are the best indicators to use to scalp?
Throwing a coin and hoping for the best

>>18269457
So satisfying

>>18269467
haha. fool. the last square on your image isn't the stock market crashing, it's the collapse of the global order and a restructuring of the global monetary system.

>>18269467
just think
all of this because some particles decided to come to existence out of nothing

>>18269467
This just accelerated what was already happening before we got here. Except it would have been years instead of over months. The deployment of INFINITE QE will do more lasting damage though

>>18269483
That's the wall behind him.

>>18269457
you can see how wet that woman gets

>>18269430
yer right tv is just being weird

>>18269389
Bro, stop. You need to buy s&p index funds and not look at them for 30 years.

>>18269467
not gonna lie I'm definitely gonna try bat soup after this whole shitshow is over

MY FAGGOT DOG KEEPS BARKING BECAUSE OF ALL THE RETARDED LAID OFF BOOMERS GOING ON MORNING WALKS

>>18269451
Stochastics and VWAP.

>>18269467
Its basically confirmed to be a bioweapon from wuhan lab now. Its from horseshoe bats which arent sold at the market but were used for testing in the lab.

What's the word on AMRS lately? Is this meme still fresh?

>>18269472
lmao you were gonna lose a lot of Money

Holy shit the CEO coping from this simp is huge

>muh unemployment levels are causing domestic violence, drug abuse, and suicides to rise!
>wagies, come back to work to avoid dying!!

>>18269504
>buy now
>30 years later
>-15%

>>18269521
I already lose a lot of money.

>>18269439
yaya! VIX falling on red days!

>>18269452
Wow, buy me some TSLA's big wallet daddy senpai!

>>18269512
Boomers are so fucking based.

>>18269428
I think that they're all lezzing out with each other already

>>18269506
I too would like to know if it was all worth it.

Lol CNBC shilling bread and circus and niggerball for the goyim so they dont kill themselves

Fucking pathetic society, let it all burn

>>18269531
got em'

>>18269457
>>18269361
People trying to fight dirty and getting smashed is so satisfying.
You can be a dumb fuck but still have a fair fight with the other side. But if you try to punch some bigger guy while hes looking away that just deserves a proper curb stomping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-YfuVQmX8

>>18269512
>want to go on a run
>have to pass by literal hordes of boomer slime wherever I go
FUCK this

I'm tired of this market. I'm going back to crypto

>>18269536
>dad pls stop....
>haha funny dance

>>18269524
Based.
Buy S&P October 2017.
Down 13%

anime is so gay youre gay

And Exxon is back to 38-39 after selling at 42 thanks Trump for that fucking pump and dump and to that anon who I told to sell and not get greedy your welcome

>>18269536
what a bitch

>>18269543
It really just goes to show how totally weak and pathetic westerners are. We've been spoiled and softened by luxury for so long, even the slightest inconvenience threatens to blow society to pieces.

>>18269560
>Gamble nigger goes back to the casino
Enjoy your pump and dump ponzi scheme

>>18269566
>He didn't buy in 2008.

IWM puts sold, though only at 50%. Don't wanna play with fire for the pump. Might throw $100 for some yolo options expiring today though.

>>18269560
You could go into biotech stocks. Basically shitcoin

>>18269582
>implying that isnt exactly what this market has become

>>18269596
>not holding INOcoin
I'll laugh at you from the moon, INOlets.

>>18269589
>he didn't buy in 1933

>>18269598
>Can't read the market trends
Later retard, sorry you couldn't make it in a real market

>Only small businesses that are currently in debt with loans to a bank can apply for the stimulus payroll loan

Nothing says helping small business like paying the worst and fucking over the best, they're not even pretending to help people with this. 2 trillion dollars and it's just a payment to themselves while the money is still worth something.

So should I be buying SPY puts just below the current price expiring like a month or two from now, and then trade every 24 hours to not trigger day trading? I’ve read up on options but I don’t fully get how anons take advantage of SPY options in this market.

are there any other stocks like SPY with 2 day options or is that the only one?

>>18269647
>take advantage of SPY options in this market.
flip a coin or read meme lines

>>18269647
you should do nothing right now, i can tell you'll get just'd

>>18269361
fucking lol

>>18269645
And all it cost was a $1200 bribe

>>18269425
Woops, yeah I meant puts.

How to forget everything you know and just be bubbly and happy normie?

im getting tired

Any Euroniggers here? How do you guys trade the ES, and which brokers do you use?

>>18269666
What are meme lines satan? Am new to engaging in options, and reading how they work hasn’t given me practical knowledge gained by richfags with experience.

>>18269647
Why are you so averse to day trading? Is there some law in Burgerland that prevents you from doing it?

This selling is even weaker sauce, volume wise, than the previous bounce. Power hour may be squeezy.

>>18269681
there's no escape, sorry, you're here forever

>>18269681
Doesn't work. Been there, done that.

Oil deal DOA confirmed. Not gonna shut off the pump if we're gonna increase our pumping

Accumulate REFR

Sold all my NLY yesterday, its -12% today. Really dodged a bullet.

Such a sleepy market today

>>18269690
I don’t have $25k to keep in my account.

>>18269702
How about building that wall zion don, the sole reason people fucking voted for you

>>18269690
Yes (((they))) got really worried that day traders would kill their profits a few years ago.
If you buy then sell anything in the same day 4 times across 5 business days in an account less than 25k they'll flag your account and shut you down for a while.

>>18269690
Need $25k to get your good goy day trading pass.

>>18269715
Fuck off I already lost 50% on your faggot nigger tranny stock.

>>18269647
You’re gonna lose a lot of money

>>18269576
Actually i'm still holding SCO, market opened at 21 and now it's 22 so it's not the end of the world. Probably just going to diamond hands this shit and wait for monday. Worst case scenario I lost a quarter of my equity.

>>18269739
kek there are no limits like that in Canada, I'm doing it with like $5K, I guess that is one rare benefit of being a leaf

I went all in on Carnival Cruise Line calls. How retarded am I?

13c 4/17 expiry

>>18269735
If you believed he could do half the shit he said, you don’t fully understand the limitations of the office. The president is not a king and bipartisan support is needed for virtually all domestic policy.

>>18269767
They're going bankrupt. The age of tourism is over.

Can we at least all agree if we're not going to bomb China after this we'll at least crush their economy and slowly switch over to American made goods?

>>18269702
>increasing production and logistical capabilities of US oil is actually bearish
big brained take

>>18269777
checked

>>18269777
checked, this anon >>18269767 is retarded and will lose everything

does anyone with robinhood do a day trade or 2 every so often? im just using up a couple right now on this crab SPY buying a call and a put for a quick $40 sale each way. i wish i had unlimited day trade privileges

>>18269767
>Betting on rusing Cruise Line stock in the middle of an crisis that might end their business for good
pretty

>>18269779
Say it with me, “Made In Venezuela”

>>18269767
pretty retarded, they are borrowing lots of money. and they are going to need more.
the economy needs to restart fast for them to not go bankrupt, or they have to keep printing shares and selling them massively under the current stock price.
So either way as a legit small long term investor you are fucked

>>18269779
Yes. Fuck china.

holy shit i'm a third of the way through my last jar of peanut butter and the next shipment is in 2 months how will i make it

>>18269777
>The age of tourism is over.

Based trips, pun unintended. How will roasties survive?

>>18269779
In the 80s this was said about Japan. We switched to Mexico.
In the 90s we said this about Mexico. We switched to China.
What makes you think this time will be different?

>>18269647
The best advice you'll get is to pull out. This market is unswingable unless you're a WS quant using high speed trading and analytical tools.

>>18269768

It's getting built you retards. They managed to push funds through the DoD and overrule any court injunctions. Ofc the media isn't going to report on a Trump W. It's getting built right now, lmao.

>>18269798
also their CEO is a nigger. NEVER buy companies with nigger or female CEOs

>>18269802
stop putting it on your dick.

>red across the board
:)

>>18269781
It's bearish for the price of oil. Unless there's a production cut from the US and OPEC, oil is gonna stay around $20. The fact that Trump is trying to sell construction jobs instead of a production cut means a cut isn't happening.

>>18269793
how is it possible for people to be so poor they can't put 25k into an account

>>18269793
Just don't exceed 4 day trades across a 5 business day period.

>>18269688
google technical analysis stocks

>>18269779
God I hope.
It takes a disaster to precipitate shit like that and I think this qualifies.
If it doesn't start to happen now, it's not gonna happen.

>>18269802
This wasn't interesting a few days ago when you posted the same thing fishing for (you)'s

>>18269745
Then what do I do? Is all the talk about SPY making ppl upwards of $1k a day just memeing? Or do they mean $1k that wasn’t cashed in, just that it gained $1k in value?

>>18269779
God I hope so. Would honestly not mind a few years of hardsip in return of the rake of the eternal gook. They are humanity's enemy number uno with Gods chosen people arent even on the scale.

>>18269802
>dark chocolatey dreams

>>18269767
>Short term calls
Bogged.

The Chad play is to scalp cheap cruise line debt that matures in a year or two.

fucking DIE

>>18269832
i posted it yesterday asking about shipping time thanks for the (you)

>>18269823
You are a spastic if you think they would have announced any deal today. OPEC hasn't even met yet.

>>18269779
>American made

lmao that's a good joke. Unless US workers accept making $1/hr major manufacturing isn't coming back. Most likely manufacturing shifts to Africa in the next few decades.

>>18269813
Where is it? And not a shit fence that falls over. Where is a wall like the kikes get?

>>18269839
i also eat the white chocolatey wonderful and the crunch time

>>18269750
Fair enough I made a cool 2k off that fucking pump and dump and now went back to Exon at 40 and average down to were its at il buy some more 30min before close fuck it feels good making money

>>18269857
>Unless US workers accept making $1/hr major manufacturing isn't coming back.
We are entering the age of automation, it's not the 1960s anymore boomer.

>>18269853
Trump is meeting with US producers today ahead of OPEC's Monday meeting. If there was any chance of a production cut he would be talking out his ass about it.

>>18269857
tfw america will never move onto more expensive but affordable quality craftsmanship.

What calls are people stocking up on for the EOD short pump?

>>18269857
>Most likely manufacturing shifts to Africa in the next few decades.

>smallcap down 4%
LADS I THOUGHT THWY WERE BAGS BUT GOD IM GONNA MOOOOOOOOON

WHO ELSE IN SOME PHAT GREEN TODAY?

>>18269876
Are you retarded?
Why would the US announce anything before the Saudis? It would only hurt US chances at making a deal.
If the US announced anything the US would come off as weak in the negotiations.

>>18269876
>OPEC's Monday meeting
Moon mission confirmed

>>18269876
russia is doing the same thing. they are probably just determining a strategy.
but if oil crashes I am taking a position in Shell

>>18269887
SPDR

>>18269807
>>18269798
>>18269796
>>18269777
>>18269767
What about the rumor of converting liners to hospital ships? Would something like that make them rebound ?

>>18269887
ba, msft, ccl

>>18269647
Try paper trading that for a while and see how it works out.

>>18269809
Neither Japan or Mexico have a nuclear arsenal.
Neither of them are a serious competitor to the US on the world stage.
I understand the economic strength of Japan back then, but it's still not comparable.
It's extremely sloppy to have handed China as much power as we have.
There aren't many places we could move to that would be worse than what we have now.

>>18269897
When has Trump ever not oversold anything before he had it in place?

>>18269894
My Russell2k shorts have been beautiful.

>>18269809
I said American made goods.

>>18269893
>African made tools and appliances

>>18269861

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2020/04/02/crews-still-hard-at-work-on-trumps-border-wall-despite-stay-home-orders-and-coronavirus-pandemic/

This man faced resistance not only from Dems, liberal justices, but even his own party. Couldn't even muster $5 measly billions in congress, so he had to get super creative and muscle it through. Give him some props

>Governments spending all this money
Who is gonna repay it and who is profiting?

I know it's gonna be us and it will be those people we were warned about in 1945 profiteering. It's not fair, /biz/.

>>18269921
We haven't been American made since the 80s. That was the point.
The best you can hope for is made by American Robot.

What stocks to buy if I want to bet on the EU as we know it not surviving this crisis?

>>18269798
20% of CCL is owned by the arison family, a bunch of jews.
[They] will bail out their companies at the last second with their own money like sheldon did with las vegas sands. Went from $3 to $40 in the GFC.

>>18269876
Is this why tanker stocks continue to drop?

>>18269767
Fucking retarded. Noone is going on cruise lines for the next year. Even if someone is going, Carnival is bankrupt long before.

>>18269923
Half the goods would be stolen before they are even raw materials

>>18269940
maybe walmart

>>18269923
>"made in africa"

>Went short at SPY 220
>Went long at SPY 251
I think im done with options. It was fun but thats it.

Finally, after three-ish long days got out from my stupid inverse certs. +25%, nice

>>18269893
And the factories are owned by chinks. Fuck these insects and the kikes that got us there.

>>18269935
All modern cars are made with robots already.
Lots of manufacturing is.

>>18269969
thank you for your sacrifice.

>>18269897
Exhibit A: Trump yesterday tweeting that Saudi Arabia was going too cut 10-15 mbbl of production when none of that was true

>>18269876
If the topic was even discussed at all he would make a disingenuous tweet saying he expected reduction. It was probably not even discussed. I'm 100% they want nothing but tarrifs to protect them. They have zero interest in lowering production.

>>18269894
TZA gang here

>>18269969
>>Went short at SPY 220
same man lmao

>tfw DCAing SPY options all day
I'll be honest I love crabbing.

>>18269935

Globohomo talking point right here. China sucked in 10 million American manufacturing jobs from 2000-2010 and the data clearly shows it. There was no miraculous robo invention in that time period, just China's unrestricted admittance to the WTO and a lot of kikery.

>>18269824
He’s probably not some disgusting, obese boomer with labored breath lurking an anonymous Chinese anime board

>>18269969
F

>>18269921
>made in shitskin land
>assembled by burgers
Woo we did it!

>>18269835
Learn what options are and how I w to take advantage of them , if you go in blind you’re gonna lose everything

So I own a good bit of RTN and today it is not trading. Is that because of the merger? When will it start trading again?

>>18269991
>direxion

DROP HARDER
I NEED SQQQQQQQQQ $25

>>18269986
They announced a surge in oil supply April 1st back in March, and it never occurred.
They are calling a meeting Monday.
Anything you have to say beyond this is asinine speculation.

>>18269735
>voting for an Israel puppet
Just don't bro.

>>18269971
almost wanted to flip the coin for the end of the week pump/dump but I also finally sold at a decent profit with that last red candle.
fucking fedniggers

Well shit

>>18269999
>Globohomo talking point right here. China sucked in 10 million American manufacturing jobs from 2000-2010 and the data clearly shows it.
Because American Robot is still slightly more expensive than Chink worker. Because of transportation overhead to markets. Obama's globohomo American Factory movie skirted completely over the automation problem.

>>18269857
>Unless US workers accept making $1/hr major manufacturing isn't coming back.
They'll accept whatever the fuck they're given if the alternative is to starve to death. People will also need to accept that they'll need to spend more on better quality products instead of cheap chink shit that breaks every six months.

>>18270017
You got a problem with retards huh?

>>18269990
>>18269969
Same still bagholding. Expires in august. Strike 200.

wheres that bullish TA fib nerd now

>>18270016
RTX.

Lolollol imagine the fear of future traders seeing the market close in these conditions. There's plenty of air below. Circuits are gonna break on Monday.

>>18270002
i am 26 and weigh 120 lbs, stay poor and dumb

least i'm making money on something today

>>18269793
cash accounts on robinhood can day trade with no restrictions from what I remember, if you have an upgraded account you can only do 3 day trades a week

>>18270030

It's a very limited one. AI and automatons are not the do it alls you think they are, and they still need operators and maintenance men in any case.

>>18270016
It's now RTX . Your shares should have converted into them and then went fucking red FUCK

>>18270028
very bullish

>>18270036
>august
did you buy while VIX was at a record high or what? anon...

Is Moderna really actually worth the jump it's seeing? I figure it'll be worth getting in for the long run, but kept expecting it to drop again after crabbing; except the last two days it's gone up 5-10% per day.

225 SPY when

>>18269524
Thats nonsense, 30 years of gains on an index fund (1989 to 2019) would have been fucking massive.

>>18270053
Literally what industrial or manufacturing job hasn't been invaded by the robots.
>they still need operators and maintenance men in any case.
Far fewer people than worked before.

>>18270063
Probably going back up to 250 EOD today so don't hold your breath.

>>18270057
Yes. IV is killing me. However, if we get a rug pull VIX will go up again.

>>18270069
mmmm, nikkei

god I fucking love these yuri OPs
I keep jacking off and buying more oil as a result of it

>>18269589
I was in middle school in 2008 though

>>18269857
>lmao that's a good joke. Unless US workers accept making $1/hr major manufacturing isn't coming back.

if you can produce goods somewhere else for $1 you will have much higher standard of living of doing so instead of producing that thing at usa
with much higher cost. if you cant produce that old production, then you need to invent new things, higher tech etc. that world is willing to pay

>>18270040
How far are you going to extend these lines in time?

MOMMY HELP ME

>>18269901
what strike? i got a $246 call

>invest in AAL due to memery
STONKS

>>18270082
yes im sure people will buy lots of stocks at the end of the day friday during a global pandemic with no end in sight

>>18270092
Same but I graduated HS in 2005 and was in Iraq 2007-2008

>>18270075

I didn't say that. I said it's a common deflection from the patent fact that 5 million+ concrete jobs went from America to China, not from America to robots. Stop going to bat for big business kikes that produce in one country and sell to the richer one, while hurting the consumer's prospects long term.

>>18270108
The past 3 days have just flip flopped.

>company makes absolutely shitty decisions
>has to get GIBS which does not guarantee they wont' remain shitty
>stock price rises
I know this was a thing before but now its fucking everywhere. GIBS aren't seen as an act of last resort but as fuel for the rocket to the moon

>>18270105
holy fucking shit
I'm going to buy that so hard soon, Allah willing

Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot

Ah you gotta love that IV crush
>Same price as it was in closing on Wednesday
>I was up 90 dollars then
>I'm down 150 dollars now
Fucking oilfags ruined everything.

>>18270108
trump said end of april

>>18270108
Now you're thinking like a clown market.

wtf is oil doing

>>18270121
based fallujahbro

>>18269389
Why would you ever sell at a loss? Hold or put more money in

>>18269312

Please don't post such lewd medias on an SFW board in future threads.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

MUMU ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK MUMU

>>18270094
We need to streamline products that lend themselves to automated manufacturing.
Less complicated components that require human hands and more open access to areas of a product that can be accessed by a robotic arm. The US could also bring electric cost down through nuclear energy and give US based manufacturing a significant cost advantage. The US already has very robust logistics with it's train and highway network.

What is a legit price point for SAVA if the 2b shit is good?

>This slow bleed out
>Oil still rising
Is the rising price of oil and subsequent impact on oil stocks the only thing keeping the market from tanking right now?

>>18270108
if this wasn't a clown market I'd agree but I really can see retards high on hopium for an OPEC agreement rushing in. I'd say it's 50/50 where it goes EOD

>>18270083
imo the only saving grace for you for VIX to spike up again is some serious shit, trump getting corona'd or a nuclear bomb dropping. the uncertainty is certainly gone, everyone won't be surprised anymore. good luck.

>>18270146
crashing with no survivors on monday. just sucking in all those braindead bulls

>>18270103
i'm staying out of options, I'm just hodling ETFs. Too crazy for me to feel good about learning. Case in point, I'm also retarded and meant SPDN. Bought when S&P was at 251 yesterday.

>>18270108
this has happened a majority of the time since late feb/early march. have you been paying attention?

>>18270105
I already have 30 shares and will be buying another 30 EOD

Oil still at almost 30$?
Whats keeping it up, that one tweet still?

>>18270171
When is the meeting on monday?

>>18270146
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>18269514
i know VWAP is used by tutes but how does stochastics help? also slow or fast?

>>18270040
NOT ON LOG SCALE OPINION DISCARDED

>>18270165
Unironically yes. Everyone is waiting for the OPEC meeting. If nothing comes out of it, except a drop.
>checks notes
Oh wait, this is a clown market. Expect SPY to skyrocket.

>>18270151
>dude buy high sell low lmao

ITALY JUST MADE A FULL RECOVERY
COVID IS LITERALLY A NOTHINGBURGER

>>18270189
Saudia Arabia has confirmed they're seeking a deal if OPEC+ can all agree on something soon.

Keep up with the news goy.

>>18270137
125% return on jan 2021 8/10 call debit spread leaps

>>18270028
>world leaders
Was this written by a 5 year old?

>Tell your bosses shit is absolutely fucked and they need to do something about it RIGHT NOW
>Get fired!

>>18270204
SOURCE NIGGA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE GAINS LAD IM FUCKING COOOOOOMING OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWD

BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
I AM BEARMAN
WORLD IS A RED BAR
6000000 DEAD MOMOS

>>18270196
Stochastics lets you easily see when anything is overbought/oversold. That's about it.

>>18270226
CHINK SPY HE'S LUCKY TO BE ALIVE AND NOT IN MILITARY TRIBUNAL

wallah just like that the DOW will never be under 20900 ever again

>>18270226
>leak a memo out to literally everyone on the ship
>cause a panic aboard the ship
>get fired for not respecting the chain of command
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

up 80% on my USO calls, hands getting weak. it's only 3 contracts though.

>releases an article praising Tesla
>it crashes much sooner than it's publishes
LOL. YOU THINK YOUR NEWS OUTLET KNOWS? NOT FAST ENOUGH
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/teslas-sales-a-sigh-of-relief-for-bulls-2020-04-03?mod=mw_quote_news

Why is shit hitting the fan on monday?

Anyone else afraid of heights? That's a long way down..

>>18270252
sell now, youll get crushed by IV otherwise.

>>18270215
probably pretty accurate
maybe a higher return especially right now
Monday perhaps not

HE IS TRYING TO PUMP AGAIN

>>18270246
i should screencap these. I'm guessing we're hitting 16k

>>18270226
If he reported it to his superiors and is in trouble that's something.
If he went to the media directly he deserves it especially while underway. That gives enemies intel on the readiness of the ship.

>>18270226
>people freaked out about China charging that doctor a small fine for blowing the whistle on corona
>nobody cares when a fucking US Navy Captain is demoted for saying his men are sick

>>18270253
lmao looks like Elon pumping harder than Jerome

We aren't going under 245 again, are we?

>>18270271

>>18270286
>get passed a memo
>get told not to release until the Navy is ready
>release it early despite this order
>cause panic on military ship
>get fired for being a dumbass
simple as.

>>18270226
Completely irrelevant, he didn't follow the rules as a fucking captain and obviously would end up getting fired even though what he did was "correct" in the moral sense

>>18270271
BUY THE RUMOUR BROS

>>18270294
patience. i have no timeline, but i think if we swing up, it will be from inflation, not fucking buyers

I'm shorting oil only because this logo is awful

>>18270252
what dates? my 4/17 calls are down for the same strike price of $6 but my 6/19 ones are up $89. im tempted to sell all of htem but dont want to cry on monday if USO moons

poorfag here and i have 800 euros to spend on stonks, shill me a good portfolio. long term investment of course.

>>18270309
I like it.
It's very 1970s looking.

Is this bullish and priced in?

>>18270292
elon is such a fucking twitter clown. tweeted that coronavirus panic is dumb to keep tsla price up, now he's making ventilators

>>18270301
>cause panic
I'm sure a deadly disease on a tightly packed military vessel with little capacity to handle the influx of sick men was already causing panic bro.

>>18270311
$5 10/16.

>>18270137
>>18270181

Um why would you buy AAL?

>>18270318
all in on aapl, buy half a share every 5 dollar drop

>>18270211
And if they make a deal will tanker stocks drop because they won't need to store all the excess?

TIME TO DOUBLE DOWN YOU GAY IDIOTS
gimme some of this
gimme some of that
I'll take some of that over there too
that looks good
and a bit of that, thanks

>>18270322
kikes own porn

>>18269857
>What is automation?

>>18270318
wait a couple of weeks then VTSAX

>>18270335
No one knew until the memo release you dumbass.
He was rightfully fired. Didn't act like a leader.

>>18270324
I'd guess that CIA is helping him on Spacex,
but everything else that clown touches is shit.

>>18270226

This fucking idiot told the entire world his ship was in trouble instead of just calling his boss

>>18270324
He's not really making them, just buying CPAP machines that spread the shit and ship it for free. Hilarious to see the shitskins begging for him to send the goods.

>>18270318
Get a job, son

>>18269446
Based.

>>18270373
i have one, i just need some other income on the side instead of letting my money rot in the bank

>>18270343
>and then it dipped down another 50%
BUY!
>again down another 50%
uhhh KEEP BUYING!
>and it just kept dropping
lmao

>>18269847
>Investing in Dead end space technology if Blue origin exists.
>You deserve financial death

>>18270382
collect interest while you hold cash waiting for the actual dip, based goldman gives me 2%

>>18270339
Because airlines are all getting bailouts?

Need new bread

>>18270408
>waiting for the actual dip,
how would i know that this is not the actual dip?

>>18270353
>call boss
>get reassigned quietly and secretly stripped of rank afterwards for disobeying authority

leaking to news outlets first cυcks the gobn'ment
this captain is literally a hero on twitter now for blowing the whistle on the administration trying to cover up shit

>>18269836
You're a fucking retard kikes are infinitely worse than anything else. Communist china is just a product of kikery to begin with.

>>18270419
if you don't think we're headed lower you can buy right now, show us your orders

>>18270294
i bought a 246 call and a 247 put at the same time , sold the call after that last short bounce and continued drop, and now im just watching my put but nervous about when to sell. wtf is SPY doing FUCK i should have kept that 246 call FUCK FUCK FUCK are we going to end lower today or go up what do i do

>>18270382
Get a better one? A market-risk portfolio will yeld 7-10% a year, not much of a side income.
That said, all I have in equities is in the IUSE etf, look into that.

>>18270439
dude, i am the one asking for advice, i told you i am a brainlet poorfag.

What's the best thing to buy right now with about $5k if I am able and willing to wait out the COVIDs?

>>18270408
>collect interest
His currency is Euros.

>>18269767
The zoomers just blindly buying dips meme is real

>>18270403
>if Blue origin exists.
Blue origin and spacex isnt publicly traded yet. People want to invest in space companies. Not really that surprising.

C'MON GE GO DOWN TO 6.50 AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18270459
JNUG

>>18270443
stay out of options, after the FED moved in things are just insanely chaotic

>>18269512
Train your dog not to bark at them then, faggot. Pet owners get the rope.

>>18270426

>tell CoC there is a disease outbreak on your ship
>disobeying authority


You just blow in from stupid town?

>tripling down on SPY calls for that EOD short cover pump

>>18270491
To walk their dogs with?

>>18270403
I like how i'm literally the only one selling these 10 strike puts while every other strike has > 100 for sale. I bet literally one person owns them and is trying to squeeze me to give them cheap. Nope!

>>18270478
>holding this meme ETF that long

>>18270426
This is the dumbest thing I've read all week in multiple different ways.

>>18270497
When did they get underway?

>>18270341
it will only slow down the storage from filling up. Tanker stocks have already been dumped pretty hard. Remaining downside is probably pretty limited

>>18270508
Meme? Im curious why you think so. explain?

>>18270211
>Merican shale are you going to cut your output?
>Hell no, we barely make a profit as it is
>All right then, fuck off!

Please god USO don't fuck me come Monday. I dropped 15k on USO 6 for May 15.

Ummmmm there is no buying volume?
Jerome?
JEROME???

>>18270556
>That expense ratio

>>18270577
Thanks just dropped 15k on USO 4 for May 15

>>18269312
I’ve been bogged out of 90% of my investment by movements this week. It’s money I can afford to play with but fuck this manipulated shit. Swear to god I’m being personally bogged. About to close my accounts, careful, they’ll be looking for another.

>>18270528
I was holding tanker stocks before the dump yesterday, any opinion (or recommended resources so I can make my own decisions) on when they'll recover to that point?

>>18270577
>>18270608
Strangling USO isn’t a bad play after today’s rumors

>>18270577
thanks just bought puts on USO

Somebody call Jerome now please, the cartridge needs to be replaced. I don't have his number, but he should be online.

>stonks go down
>puts still lower
IV crush is a bitch

make new bread, where are the faggots who make 3 of them at a time when you need them

>>18270618
Hold tankers...even with a cut on oil there is still too much out there. World is shit down. Hold the course. Tankers are fuckin stressful but don't sell. The risk reward is too good. Buy calls or hold stock. I'm in fro and tkn

>>18270590
Jerome is a government employee and doesn't work Fridays.

>>18270661
waiting for you to make one before making three more

Spy is in fucking limbo its frustrating

>>18270659
just hit the break even
Easy

>>18270659
just write options lol

>>18270667
I'll hold for at least a bit longer. I'm in DHT and TNK. Where are you getting your own info from?

>>18270677
kill urself my man

>>18270679
>down 2.5%
>"in limbo"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY REFR

>>18270677
kek

>>18270694
new
i hate making threads btw
>>18270694
>>18270694
>>18270694
>>18270694

New thread you retards.

>>18270679
Zoom out.

>>18270669
Do they not have any interns with Robinhood accounts connected to the money machine working overtime? This level of service is unacceptable, when I buy stocks I fully expect them to go up. I will be demanding a refund.

>>18270677

Of all the fucking days for me to hold off my bear positions. The market just bleeds out for hours. God damn

>>18270510
Why should I believe he didn't follow the chain of command?
Why are you ignoring his sacred duty to disregard unlawful orders?
Why are you pretending "waste your men's lives so that orange man covers up his blunders" represents a legal binding lawful order?

Not spend, not sacrifice, WASTE

>>18270706
Faggot i never dips below 245 and goes up just to go back down to it

>>18270618
watch the tanker charter rates. As long as they are high your companies are making money

>>18269348
That's a nice idea... (Although I'm now sitting out of this strange market).

>>18270336
how much did you spend? im debating a couple of the $5 1/21/22 calls for $2.17

oil mooning
people going to dump in the last hour to avoid holding into the OPEC meetings?

>>18270577
lmao. im wondering if USO is really the best bet for oil prices. doesnt it only track united states companies? even if saudis and russia cut back on flooding the market, the US shale companies are still going to be priced out. especially given the low demand and slow ramp of demand as corona lingers and damage to economy has to recover.

>>18270391
Nigga most of this shit will be back up to 2019 price levels in a couple of years, there's nothing wrong with cost averaging.

>>18270700
Dht better check. They hedged a lot of their fleet at lower rate. Find the ones with the biggest shippest