/biz/ - Business & Finance

thanks for reintroducing the nhentai link into educational

ah yes, "business and finance"

Looks like I'm financing to put my dick through the business end of that heart bikini

Bobo Friday

Must be a lot of stupid investors left to still go bear when tomorrow we'll have nonstop bad numbers. Powell is guaranteed to pump all day.

Reminder if you have big boy money you should be buying corporate bonds and not stock. It's safer, fire and forget, and will probably give better returns than memeing shorts and longs.

>>18262342
didn't he say something like
>we should be buying every dip
he was right, wasn't he
the bald man on CNBC

everything is gonna be okay

>>18262342
We need to dump hard, hopefully we get to -7%. If not now then idk when.

Reminder that this is a crab market.

>>18262342
>DmUp
DmUp
>DmUp
DmUp

Look at that oil bull up. Could this be the start of the fabled golden bull run?

The time to buy calls out the ass is Friday.

WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON

I want to invest in anime. Are there any anime studios on the nippon market?

anyone else took advantage of oil being retarded in the past 24 hours? made almost 40k off of it

>>18262374
The golden bull run is here. It's going to take off very soon.

Extra lewd OP :O
>>18262386
BILI! They're from Chinar tho

Will SQQQ ever rise above $24?

how do you ever get filled with iron condors? would I be better off just buying the verticals separately?

Should I buy Exxon or chevron today or should I wait?

>>18262374
If the price is 25 when the OPEC meeting starts then we aren't getting a deal. The point is to convince Salman to cut back because it's too cheap.

>>18262361
He did, and then he said DO NOT BUY THIS DIP before the crash

Tony Dwyer, I follow him on twitter, he's one of VERY few analysts I pay attention to. Him and Mohammed El-Erian are currently the only ones I think are worth listening to about market timing. Cramer has also been right about the virus since early feb, and has saved me a lot of money.

I knew about corona in the beginnin of january and sat on my ass, any other losers like me?
Or its just the hindsight playing games

"Capital One is awaiting updated guidelines and application forms from the Small Business Administration (SBA) and the Treasury Department, and thus we cannot begin accepting applications for Paycheck Protection Program Loans at this time."

I haven't found a single bank that's accepting applications. What are Trump and Mnuchin going to do when they realize banks aren't cooperating? Friday seems like it's set to be a shitshow. No one is getting their money tomorrow.

>>18262386
BILI
Toei Animation

>>18262413
It's okay

you had to hold those puts till march when the market finally woke up, while watching it ATH after ATH week after week.

It's not as simple as knowing corona was going to fuck shit up.

>>18262427
We pump anyway, Jerome is the only player left in the game.

>>18262405
It entirely depends on monday. If OPEC says "No deal" then XOM, USO and everything regarding oil will crash and burn like a kamikaze
If there is a deal, for whatever reason (there should be none), then it will all moon
>>18262427
>What are Trump and Mnuchin going to do when they realize banks aren't cooperating?
Print more money for the stocks market
>What about the people?
What people?

>>18262408
I like that
I feel that if most of these threads saw at least an hour of CNBC content a day, it would cut down on some of the retardation
not that CNBC is super high level or smart, but it would at least bring the bottom tier of our /smg/ discourse up a few notches.
I've been a fan of Rick Santelli as well (he's in the Chicago area, so I could go and hang out with him once this all blows over)

>>18262413
we were all here, we all saw it coming

>>18262426
I'm more scared that BILI could go the way of LK now

>>18262427
Small business sector and the small corporate retail market seem like they are primed to explode.

>>18262430
yes thats what I am thinking, I would get shaken off, of course if I would short cruise stocks (but I never had that idea) it would be easier (or airlines)

>everything is jerome
is there an easier way of identifying a brainlet?

>>18262401
29 eod

>>18262457
yes, those two words: priced in

>>18262451
>I'm more scared that BILI could go the way of LK now
exactly what I was thinking

I like rick, but I hate the teabaggers and their hypocrisy. Where are they now?

>>18262463
kek that's a good one too!

>>18262391
Fuck
I've been trading a small amount made £200 bong dollaroos so ar

>>18262386
Buy Kadokawa and Sony. They're the biggest producers that fund the animation projects and pay the studios.

>>18262461
Fuck, I wish man. I've been hodling this shit for over a week now.

>>18262371
Big drunk crab. Now 2015-2016 there was a period of several months where it was true flat as fuck kill all momentum traders dead market. I use that specific period to backtest new TA gizmos to see if they're okay or not gonna work. A lot of TA gizmos work well enough in a nice swoopy sine wave kinda chart. It's that flat chop that separates something decent from unusable. Like if it says don't do anything for a decent percentage of that flat garbage it's a potential keeper.

>>18262374
TA on oil is developing a bullish case for sure. I would be more interested if I didn't know that this whole rally rests on SOMETHING halfass good done by SOMEBODY(IES) at some point SOONISH. Pro-amateur tip for trading oil: even if you don't use a stop loss on anything else, fucking god damn well use one on oil. Cinch that thing up tight every time you get an upwards jump and sell portions of your positions as it rises. Oil will turn a pretty good trade in to a break even stop out so fast.

>>18262451
The rucky coffee thing scares me more than the fracking thing yesterday honestly. I think we all work under the assumption China isn't exactly honest with their numbers, but that was something else. I still want to own BILI for the meme retrokekkies

>>18262476
Peeps should use a stop loss on all commodities (except precious metals I guess), it's pretty spooky to me that a lot of people here don't seem to grok the difference between them and equities x_x

>>18262471
Everyone starts somewhere.

Look at your percentages not at your dollar amounts. Percentages are king.

>>18262473
I'm 25 in at 20.80
I think it's a no brainier

>>18262477
uhhh....
bro....

>>18262457
You have a problem with the shitposting Jerry? This is the bear market after 11 years and it lasted 2 weeks. Now we are crabbing and nobody can make any significant money essentially wasting an opportunity of a decade burning away all the juicy 5 point swing news.

>>18262413
I had some puts planted that gave me 120 or so % of gains. Then I lost it all because I got too greedy.

>>18262501
I'm 1200 averaged at $24. It makes sense to me too. but clown market.

>>18262521
Money printing prolongs the pain of a bear market.

Zoom out

Inverse ETFs seem so much riskier after yesterday. If an unexpected tweet about something that could possibly be good news in future can cause a spike in the market, what will actual unexpected good news be like

>>18262457
Isn't he just another Bog, essentially?

>>18262518
that pic's a vintage smg meme from the Jun 2018 sbux earnings miss kek, it's not hornyposting if it's a fun meme from fun times

>>18262498
be careful on the road pops

On virus

They say dose matters. Thats basically impossible sensibly.

I think it has more to do with location of initial infection and distance to critical spots. Aka if it starts closer to lungs or just somewhere on lungs. The distance?


This is just rambling. But it cant be something rellated to actual amount. It has to be locational differencdx with large dosages giving higher chance of it starting in a more dangerous or symptomatic spot

>>18262558
did you just take a picture of your monitor with your phone?

>>18262521
What if this king crab just wante your dollars over time? Arent there financial products that syphon money over time even when there is no significant market movement?

>>18262558
Ta kek

>>18262570
...
no I mean you shouldn't be calling BILI a meme
BILI is the future of east Asian earnings growth
insane free cash flow and profitability
it's all there
no memes
just free money
(( as long as they aren't cooking their books with bat dressing ))

>>18262557
Yeah but nobody can make any money if they just stick us to the downtrend and take us down 0.5% a day

>>18262498
>imagine buying a mexican and canadian made car

>>18262477
same about BILI

very disappointed in this futashit
why'd you have to make coffee gay?

>>18262521
kek that's only if you use the technical definition of bull market. It blows my mind that you're probably the same guy I've been helping for weeks and you still don't get shit. Go back and look at past bear markets and see that it's not unusual for insane rallies and crabbing. The only think unnusual is in how fast and relentless the crash was.

>>18262564
No, bogs are what you blame when it seems the market is working against you. Jerome is what retards say when they think the market has to go down unless someone is cheating. It's a way for them not to examine any of their assumptions and not look for things they've overlooked.

>>18262599
It's possible :o

>>18262564
nah that's fucced up
Jerome is the truth
Jerome is the granite bedrock that maintains the faith and credit of the US dollar
Jerome is the real deal, he is the calm and resolute eye of the storm

>>18262449
Thanks. I'm only buying a few shares to hold long term for dividends. Even if they have a deal though, consumer demand seems non existent. Also XOM has a huge debt pile of like 56 billion so I've been hearing CVX is the smarter choice. XOM has 9% dividend to CVX 7% but XOM would have to add debt to pay off shareholders.

>>18262603
And many o you all deserve this.

>>18262574
Could u isolate the virus in the gums of someone? Like wall it in somehow so it dont spread


Let the immune system buikd antibody inside host in a safe location over time

Any biotech company try that? Like just a way to expose a human to anything while controlling spread so it can develop antbodies to anything.

If u can prove the virus cant get out u can create safe antibody to everything

>>18262476
I NO STOP LOSS

>>18262629
full danger, no safety net, ratmode

>>18262611
Aren't we still in a bear market officially?

>>18262427
Because Congress is bumfuck retarded as usual.
>[thing happens that shakes the massive debt pyramid]
>Chairman! The Banks say they need more money to keep credit from drying up during the crisis!!!
>Oes noes! Buy up the banks' shitty assets and reduce reserve rates and interest rates so they can give crisis loans!
>Senator! The Banks need bux now to to avoid defaulting on all of the toxic shit the fed just bought!
>Oes noes! Pump trillions into economy now, corporations need liquidity! Steal it from the millenials again, nobody gives a fuck about those pricks.
>[bank opens]
>hey there bank, heard you just got a bunch of money, I need a loan to keep my business open because 99% of the "economic stimulus" went to blue chips
>fuck no, you're a credit risk, don't you know we're in a crisis!?!?!

This is the exact same shit we went through in 2008, it's like people developed amnesia. I'm so tired of being robbed by the upper class while people cheer for "stimulus" bills and fed policies to "save" us.

Let the bubble pop. Let the weak die. Let us take our lumps and come back stronger. It needs to go so we can make it better.

>sqqq rising rn at 3am
It's over bulls

>The United Nations(China) would like the dollar, euro, yen, and other national currencies to be succeeded by a new "global currency."
>That recommendation appears in a U.N.(China) report released this week, which suggests the dollar's outsize role in international finance has ended -- and says that it's time to invent a successor currency that would be managed by a "Global Reserve Bank."
Bullish

>>18262370
What are you trying to say, having sex with women is gay

What is your take on value stocks versus growth stocks?

>>18262669
Couldn't this turn out to be a good thing (depending on how well it is managed)?

>>18262611
>Go back and look at past bear markets and see that it's not unusual for insane rallies and crabbing.
We don't have confirmation of the start of the financial crisis yet. For now we just sold the rumor and are bullcrabbing the news. I'm sure we'll soon question how we dropped 3% on a random company defaulting, after this pumping and it will never feel right.

>>18262677
All stocks grow. Why else buy em.

>>18262669
Laughed out loud

60k now but don't know what to do with it for the day and over the weekend
what would you do

>>18262669
There already is a global currency. Its called SDR and is basically dollars, deutschmark and some renminbi and yen thrown in

Unless they talk about some real currency. Then the only reaction can be a resounding lmao.

>>18262574
>>18262628
bro... ur blowing my mind...
you should be my doctor

>>18262720

Reminder to dividend memers that corporate bond yields can easily be found that are better than dividends. And until dividends, cannot be pulled out.

>>18262655
>officially
nothing is official anymore, we're in uncharted territory

>>18262738
whoa...
what does it mean...

>>18262748
Kek did you invest in some shitty oil company that cut its divvy? Why are yo soooo butthurt about divvies?

Here, check out what my frens bought for me!

>>18262677
I don’t think I’ll ever be better at value investing than Buffett, so I’d rather just buy BRKB for the “value” section of my portfolios.

>>18262757
Double downslope effect in april

BehVior and seasonal

Willl shock everyone but trump

>>18262685
no
there is nothing wrong with the current system
the USD has been the glaobl Truth (capital T) for over 70 years now with positive consequences for the entire global environment
changing things now would be negative for everyone

>>18262780
double down-slope of what
what does it mean bro....

I need to lay this down straight. The Bulls are getting exhausted. The current international situation is a marathon and not a sprint. POTUS displaying maximum levels of cope and delusion. "economy back and running by easter", forget it! The U.S. is now in the top of number infected and number of deaths per day and it will only continue to get worse over the coming 1-2 weeks. Not even Trump or the rest of the average American retards will be able to deliver the amounts of cope and delusion needed to stay bullish in this scenario. All counter measures are exhausted, the FED has already promised unlimited liquidity and POTUS are spreading lies on twitter about oil prices. Wuhan is in continued TOTAL lockdown after 3 months, afraid of a second wave of the virus. There is nothing positive to look forward to, it is only downhill from here. Bill Gates is right. Economically it would make sense to go back to work and rip this bandaid off fast rather than slow, but no one will be able to argue that millions of people should die to save the economy. There will be an international total lockdown for months to come, and the coping bulls are coming to terms with this at the moment.

>>18262720
Think about it

If u can make a virus prison anywhere in ur body u can put any virus inside and get immunization. If immunizable

>>18262656
Its just another opportunity for a certain class of people to profit
Trouble is most people are too dumb to see it and until that changes it will always continue

>>18262816
Peak for usa very soon and decline will ve much faster than incline

>>18262825
That makes sense to me. Pretty smart, sounds like it would be as effective as a vaccine. Are you a Doctor anon because you should be if not.

>>18262825
>>18262841

o.o
is it free money
what stocks did you buy

My brain is too fucking small. I'm being outjewed by really smart people acting really retarded to trick retards out of their money.

People had suspicions that the virus was bad, but China kept hush. Any retard with a pulse could've placed some puts at this point and made out like a bandit (this is where I started). Even when it reached Italy nobody gave a shit until the cases really started to build up (my positions were complete shit but I held). Even that panic sentiment didn't do anything. What genuinely caused the first market dip was OPEC niggardry causing oil to take the fucking elevator straight down. Now is when the virus hysteria kicked in as boomers feared for their 401ks (because literally EVERYTHING is in some index fund or ETF fag pile).

Now, this is bad because most companies have dogshit leverage since banks handed out loans to everything with a pulse this last decade. Everyone bought back stock to pump their value to retarded levels when they don't actually have shit. This happened in unprecedented levels in 2018 with the tax reform bill. These retards wasted so much money that they can't go two weeks without income.This caused them to try to get loans and be denied because bankers were like "lol no. You can barely afford to pay me back on the shit I already loaned you, there's no way in HELL you can ever pay me back what you're asking for" and this lack of liquidity caused companies to take a shit dive, which caused even MORE panic, which caused the subsequent dips.

>Nikkei up 0.01 percent

Based, is this the start of the famous Japanese BULL RUN

>>18262850
Now the fed realized how terrible this is, and they're throwing everything they can to keep this shitty life raft afloat. They reduced rates to make banks more willing to let them borrow money, but they didn't bite. Now they're DIRECTLY buying up and forgiving certain types of garbage loans just so these retards can stay afloat. This is working, but has now caused a situation where the money flowing in (or hell, even the promise of it) is causing "illogical" market behavior.

This "illogical" behavior is just big boys with big dicks throwing money around to push out everyone trying to short. They know everyone knows that things are fucked. The retards like me (who spontaneously made a lot of money on hysteria and panic), are slowly being bled now that things have calmed down. The problem is that this isn't really a calm situation. We're floating on a really shitty life raft. And I know we'll sink. Everyone knows. The question is how much can it be manipulated before it's over?

Thank you for reading my blog.

Haha
I press button and printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
and money comes out haha
funny paper money haha
t.fed

can we stop the blog posting you professional retards

>>18262860
It is impossible to turn off infinite QE without turning up interest rates

>>18262854
Japan has been crabbing for 30 years.

>>18262849
Idk

Too much uncertainty with human behavior


This is my projections

Id be doubtful. Though im confident

I think we may see peak usa death within 5 days. Maybe by sunday

>>18262882
thanks negative interest rates

>>18262871
They literally have no one else to talk to

>>18262860
Now 1 reality check for you. If it crashes you're also fucked. Genius right?

>>18262820
My SQQQ buys are ready, but I don't expect it tomorrow. Maybe Monday when the sauds spite dump oil to $8. Maybe in two weeks. This shit is impossible to time.

>>18262864
You killed the meme. Congratulations, now you have to go back

bought puts on brent, will close my calls on XOM today or tomorrow

On picks.... Goog by far is most underpriced thing in market

I cant wait for er


Im retarded tho

>>18262918
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr haha

>>18262357
Why wouldn't big boys just put their big boy money in a CD if we're resigned to those levels of returns?

>>18262864
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? FUTURES ARE RED

>>18262850
hey I read your blog

it was really when cases started climbing in Italy that the US markets started to crash

I sold out of my leveraged longs and went pretty hard into UVXY calls in late Jan/ Early Feb when the writing was on the wall, but I had to close out of that position neutral when US stocks kept pumping

OPEC was the 2nd dip, the first dip really was caused by cases in Italy/Korea going parabolic

all the rest of your post about buybacks doesn't really matter too much; yes companies could have held cash instead but it doesn't really matter too much now. The economy was in a neutral state, not massively over-leveraged like you're implying

>>18262449
Can I go wrong with a straddle on XOM?

>>18262983
Its a clown market, you can go wrong by saying 1+1 is 2.

>>18262860
The Fed stepped in because spreads were getting really d=wide in the credit markets;
now everyone has different opinions about if this was organic or if some actors were just getting greedy, but the safest thing to do here is for the fed to step in and buy, which they did.

Reducing rates and requirements is also a part of this, but they haven't "forgiven" anything. Not sure where you're getting that from. They bought real tangible assets.

Everything else you're saying after that in this post is just made up as afar as I can tell.

>>18262391
im making small gains but my poorfag arsenal just has 10 shares of HAL and 10 of XOM. what was your seed capital to make 40k? are you buying 10k worth of optoins? i dont have the balls for plays like that

>ASX just slowly shitted itself through an entire day

>>18262882
Yeah so it's due a BULLRUN

>>18262427
yeah i just tried checking with BoA and a couple others and none of them know wtf is going on. im guessing red friday big time regardless of what good oil news happens

>>18262959
I don't know what that lingo means.
I press buttons if no paper is going out I call Jerome.
You know?
Brrrrrrrrrr is good sound haha, means it is working haha

oil mooning, sp500 futures keep dipping hard, eu stuck at 0%
what the FUCK is going to happen today
>>18263008
10-20k with 6x-12x leverages and scalping

>>18262401
This guy was killed by the way

>>18262449
i dont think shit will burn that crazy if theres no deal by monday. a deal will happen eventually, Trump will make sure it does. if not monday, maybe a week from today, or a couple weeks, or a month. but it will happen. those countries are getting fucked themselves especiall now that corona is spreading to them. moscow is having an outbreak. those countries make the majority of money from oil

>>18262686
If you followed any of the crazy shit the fed has been doing you wouldn't deny we are in the midst of both a health crisis and financial crisis

>>18263062
A recession isn't a financial crisis. We need to see important stuff defaulting for that to happen.

what kind of stocks should femboys own?

>>18262970
>it was really when cases started climbing in Italy that the US markets started to crash

You are right, I am retarded. But the biggest dips are also correlated with oil announcements.

The price wars started early March.
-First talks where Russia told OPEC to fuck off Mar 5.
-Mar 8 OPEC says fuck off and starts pumping shitloads of Oil.
-Mar 10 there is an announcement for a Mar 18 scheduled meeting.
-Mar 12 meeting unlikely to be successful
-Mar 18 meeting not successful
-Mar 23 Russia tells Arabs to go fuck themselves.

>>18263111
TEVA

>>18263084
The fed is taking actions it never even had to take during 2008. This is objectively worse than 2008 but I'm not gonna take the time to explain all the recent fed actions to an idiot. Just get ready for stagflation if the fed pulls it off and maybe a depression on top of stagflation if they fail

>>18263111
a guillotine.

Guys, buy Zwipe.

>>18263111
Uber, Snapchat, Tesla

>>18263132
They will succeed. They will just keep printing money and the successor of jerome will have to fix the situation

>>18263111
ROPE

>>18263111
buy penny stocks and biotech.

>>18263034
oil up, equities down

Can you guys recommend me non-tech stock?

When people say printing money, do they mean QE or Repos?

>>18263207
Buying back of junk corporate and municipal bonds

>>18263206
ExxonMobil

>>18263206
Blue Apron. Demand will go through the roof, however it's overbought atm

>>18263217
one story about someone getting infected from food delivered to them will bury this entire sector

>>18263255
>30% fatality virus with an r0 of 5+ raging through the world
>only people allowed outside are food delivery people with hazmat suits
food delivery is the future

>>18263217
The company is trash, their product is garbage and if you did any research yourself you wouldn't touch this dying company with a ten foot pole

jholy fucking shit fucking oil right now just made an extra 5k out of nowhere with that gigantic green dildo

>>18262342

>>18262408
>Mohammed El-Erian

If you're praying for everything to crater to 1929 levels this is your guy. He posts dire but smart sounding bear porn and he's an actual name with good predictive power.

>>18262303
If I bought GUSH right now and a deal was made on Monday, would the stock even go up? Seems like it’s been in free fall since it opened

So whats the news for today?
1m total infected but other than that i haven't heard much.
Futures slowly ticking down would suggest that there's not much important news floating around.

>>18263282
I admit I didn't do much research. Any company that delivers food will moon though, Corona has hit my city and food delivery is off the charts.

Point is trying to find a decent company who does this and trades publically ofc.

>>18263323
the news will today will make it clear that blaming this on corona is a big fat mistake

Anyone know the ticker for oil/usd? Investing.com can't find "cl1," which is used on tradingeconomics.com.

Do March unemployment numbers come out today?

oil is fucking mooning right now and you missed an opportunity to make big money you fucking idiots

>>18263369
Yup

>>18263381
But why is it happening? There's no meaningful, good news.

>>18263369
Initials already came out and they don't look good. Actual unemployment is priced in.

>>18263395
Literally hopes, duct tape and a a single tweet. That's all that's holding up oil right now.

>>18263381
I bough Shell and ExxonMobil one week ago

>>18263410
So its going to fall again, because demand is extremely low and just getting lower daily

>>18263395
Orange man tweeted rumors + oil was oversold. It's just rallying out of oversold territory to prep for a deeper plunge when the next OPEC meeting brings more bad news.

>>18263127
>>18263156
why should I buy any of those, what would be the appeal in them to me?

>>18263411
>shares
>>18263395
does it matter when you could have shorted the tweet and then bought the dip and sold over and over

>>18263410
It broke through resistance at around 25. That may mean an end to the downward trend. Very bullish. Gonna buy some.

>>18263425
>NPCs buy shit because king NPC told them to
state

Aurora - too big to fail pot stock

>Bought MRNA at 24
>sold at 30 thinking it'll dip to 24-25 again
>it goes up to 33
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18263437
Resistance doesn't matter when false news made it breaking it. OPEC meeting on monday will show further movement, but oil is a hot shit right now and a lot of ppl will get rekt

>>18263425
>more bad news
But Anon, things can't possibly get any worse than right now...
right?

>>18263448
Loaded with debt and no cash reserves
I doubt it'd get the boeing treatment

oh my fucking god it keeps mooning but i exited completely already

>>18263437
Could easily drop to new lows on Monday

>>18263469
sure they can, oil rallied just now because of hopes that Trump has gotten the big knobs together to agree on oil cuts. If that falls through, capitulation will set in real quick.

>>18263473
Well yeah, big consequences for them but not in any way related to US.

>>18263473
I was trying to make a joke, but I just looked at oil and it keeps mooning even without some stupid tweet or shit.
What a world.

>landlords are such kikes, fuck em
>how do I invest in real-estate?
>FUCK landlords though
>DAE hate landlords?

>>18263473
haha there he goes racketeering again

>>18263488
Mortgage REITs strike me as one of those things if the public knew about would make them furious.
Literally a landlord of the landlords.

Can oil please crash without survivors. My shorts do not like it.

>>18262970
watched the corona-chan daily briefing for korea.
lasted like 10 min.
5 people ded today.
no questions.
the end.
kek.

>>18263474
The Fed should get in on the oil game, whenever it pumps it raises everything with it but when it dumps the markets barely move. Just pump and dump oil and the robots will take us to 30k in no time.

I need some advice /smg/
What is a good Euro/GBP long term dividend ETF? I'm interested in EGRG since I'm a britbong and the divvies won't be taxed

>mfw oil

>FTSE and DAX now slowly shitting themselves like ASX did

>>18263304
kek

>>18263568
DAX is less than half a percent down, dude. Positive trend during the last few hours too.

>>18262303
sauce on pic?

you could have made millions by shorting anything back in february, once in a lifetime opportunity. how do you feel right now?

Anyone else watching boomer Joe Kernon tear into (((Andrew Ross Sorkin)))?

>entered and exited oil right at its peaks
>longed the very bottom
i will never in my entire life be able to repeat or do as good a trade again

>>18263460
you made 25% gains excluding tax, cherish that instead of being greedy you dumb Nigger.

>>18263614
Pretty cool that my neetdom tipped me off early on the virus and prevented me from losing it all like a boomer.

>>18263614
did you forget those random ass pump days with +10% eods that existed purely to wipe the fuck out what you just said?

>tfw bought calls options worth 2k for the last quarter, mostly in december
Got some pretty good deals on good companies that are down way more than the index. I'm thinking that summer will put corona-chan to sleep and that a big rally's gonna happen. We'll likely have a vaccine in 4-5 months too, with all the trials that are going on.

>>18263654
I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH MORE IF MY HANDS WEREN'T SWEATY AND SLIPPERY

>>18263614
If I knew the future I could also just play lotto.

>>18263679
>We'll likely have a vaccine in 4-5 months too
AH HAHAHAHA THE BULL COPE IS REAL FOLKS

>>18263679
>Imagine thinking that a vacchine will be the solution
>Imagine thinking corona virus is the issue of this whole shitstorm
>Imagine a virus doesn't come back in the winter seasons
>Imagine a liquidity crisis and debt crisis wont follow
You will have plenty of chances to sell those calls since it will be a bumpy road, but imagine holding this shit until december lol

>>18263704
Literally every major country in the world is throwing money at it. And they seem to be having some success. They're already testing stuff on people.

>>18263679
bulls are delusional

>>18263721
They are testing stuff on people because they are desperate and you can even throw more money onto this shit virus - Do you wanna inject AT LEAST 50 different vacchines into each person each season, because that is the number of strains already.

Gonna buy some Apr 17 MSFT 150 puts today (can't wait for it to go to 160).

>>18263704
Don't doubt that the Israelis aren't testing "vaccines" on Palestinians just to get the thing out quicker.

>>18263721
there LITERALLY has been no vaccine ever developed in less than 3 years
because everyone is throwing money at it, the optimistic (aka total bullshit to calm people down) prediction is 12-18 months. "4-5 months" is a random Trump-tier asspull number

>>18262427

Yeah, the banks said "too much exposure to legal and financial risks" which means fuck you Drumpf.

Next week will be red.

>>18263759
>>18263743
>>18263731
>bear cope
Happy to take your money.

>>18263749
Gonna listen to you senpai, it better go up.

>>18263772
>gone by summer
>open by easter
>vaccine in 4 months
kek

>>18263772
Tineye returns nothing, saus me up pls

>>18263800
>gone by summer
Corona viruses can't spread well in the heat, dude. The water drops that she hitches a ride on don't last long during the season. That's well-known.

if there were any possible inoculation against coronavirus wouldn't it have naturally appeared by now? this shit has been around for centuries and nobody is immune to the common cold

>>18262303
The lewd OP needs to stop

I mad

U degenerate

Who’s betting that KMDA has a vaccine within 2 months? If they do it’s share price will skyrocket.

>>18263853
Australia disagrees

>>18263837
https://nhentai.net/g/287501/

>>18263672
>wipe out
do you trade 1DTE options or what? why would someone care if it went down 20% overall?

>>18262498

Go scat pack but please don't buy new. Get an 18 or a 17.

t. RT shaker driver who will be upgrading to scat pack shaker soon.

got my morning joe
whats the play today guys?

>>18263889
>16 c today
She'll struggle when it becomes 30 everywhere.

>>18263853
you're retarded, the only thing that might decrease the spread is the humidity, as far as I know, and it'll be back by winter

>>18263868
the "common cold" are over 200 different strains of viruses spread over different types while corona-chan is like two strains of the same virus.

>>18263906
its 30 somewhere already retard

>>18263679
>imagine actually believing this

>>18263907
>the only thing that might decrease the spread is the humidity,
Brainlet, how is that supposed to make any sense?
>>18263930
Tell me how she's doing there then, faggot.

>>18263904
doomp eet

>>18263868
the flu and cold however keep evolving. if you let corona loose on millions of people for a longer period of time she too will probably evolve into some even deadlier cocktail

>>18263938
You think one of Israel’s biological warfare companies won’t hava a vaccine in the next two months ready to ship all over the world? The only problem is betting on which one is gonna make it first.

>>18263906
so ecuador isn't 30 c?

>>18263964
Why would they help the goyim?

>>18263964
holy shit the coping is real with this one
never thought I'd be talking with someone that fills my short covers

listen to scientific consensus idiot and dont trade stocks on hopium

lest you come back to this board in a few months and cry about being financially ruined

>>18263982
Profiting off of us is a much more effective way of terminating us long term rather than trusting some bug that only kills 2% of its hosts.

>>18263891
Thx fren

>>18263980
It isn't. Besides, that clip doesn't really tell me much about their situation.

>>18264002
I suppose I’d have to be on hopium to buy 40k of GUSH too, huh? Wait and see, Bobo.

>>18263956
>probably evolve into some even deadlier cocktail
that is specifically contrary to the evolution of any successful virus
the goal of evolution is propagation, not death
if a virus evolves to be more deadly, that virus cannot propagate and it dies

>>18263906
Oh yeah - Thailand and India aren't collapsing at all right now. :)

>WAIT FOR HIGHER TEMP GUYS

I'm trying to invest long term. How do I resist the temptation to lock in gains?

>>18264042
but the virus has an extremely long incubation period. there is not a heavy selection pressure to evolve into something less deadly.
Even the spanish fly mutated into something deadlier with the second wave.

>>18263980
why is this dummy sleeping on the floor lol?

>>18264065
because then those gains won't turn into more gains in long term u dummy

Um.. guys I just woke up. Wtf is happening with oil?

>>18264067
I'm not going to argue that didn't happen. But I will ask what happened to spanish flu after that?

>>18264100
trump prevented it from going to 0 with a tweet, and now decided to kill Los Lobos or some shit

>>18264100
It’s POOMPING MY GUY IM RICH

>>18263950
Louisiana is hitting 30 and they're one of the worst hit states already

>>18264045
Most of these warm places where the virus is taking off have shit medical infrastructure and hygiene practices - Australia being the exception, obviously.
I'm not counting on any miracles, fully expecting that we're in the shit for the long haul, but it's not a 1:1 comparison.
As less than a layman epidemiologist, I'm actually very curious if there's any validity to the temperature claims.
We'll find out soon enough.

>>18264125
>I'm actually very curious if there's any validity to the temperature claims.
What about UV?
Could affect the time it can "live" in aerosols significantly. At least outside.

>>18264100
They having opec meeting, it's going back to $40, and then $150 when inflationary wave hits in few years

Just checking by to see if this is priced in

>>18264147
Priced in a month ago poltard

>>18264147
according to futures, this was priced in about a month ago

>>18264125
no infrastructure is ready for 30% of their population being sick.

are we dumping on open bros?

How bad will be the release of job numbers?

i cant wait ayyyy lmao

>>18264117
>>18264116
>>18264142


I have some HAL, XOM, and RDSb. Is there anything else I should buy last minute?

>>18264147
Yeah we priced that in about a month ago, don't you remember?

>>18264173
They came out yesterday fool. It was 6.6 million

>>18264174
I’ve made a 33.14% profit on UCO since yesterday’s open

>>18264173
entire market went up like 1.8% with this news lmao

>>18264147
>he thinks this means if you're at the grocery store you won't be allowed to drive home

>>18264181
That was initial unemployment claims. It's different but similar.

>>18264139
You would think.
It does make sense to me that warmer dry climates / more sun would be detrimental to the spread of aerosolized particles.
I'm just not willing to bet on it quite yet in this particular instance, and to reiterate, I have no real deep understanding of these things.

>>18264168
That much we can agree on.

>>18264181
How many of them are wannabe neets who want gobermint gibs?

>>18264195
Oh yeah, just realized what he was asking for.

>>18264181
im talking non farm payrolls, fool.

Burgeristan is not prepared for whats fucking coming

Doesnt matter if jaundice man forces powell to keep the printers rolling

>>18264181
Newfag or ignorant fuck, unemployment claims got released yesterday, payroll numbers release today which show how many people have lost their jobs entirely not just filed for unemployment. I myself have 7 "seasonal" employees on my staff that got fired yesterday and won't even qualify for unemployment. Payroll numbers are a much better gauge of the damage, but these ones don't capture much from the crisis.

>>18264174
i had long term rds calls that i sold for a nice profit. you have stocks or calls?
thinking of keeping some oil somehow for long term.

>>18262669
I'll take the GEP gun. Never know when you need to make a silent takedown.

so what the shit's gonna happen to our oil gains when the employment numbers come out. the two shouldn't be related at all but...

>>18264125
>>18264125
These warm places shithole is even covering up their cases until literal dead bodies piling up with retard leaders refusing to acknowledge the severity of their issues until all the milk has been spilt
>t.bolsonaro, modi, and that one mass prayer that infects 1k in one blow

>>18264181
Worse than the holocaust! Oy Vey!

>>18264244
They already came out: 6.6 million. Below estimates. Bullish.

>>18264181
Yes, the bigger the unemployed number the better for economy. Gibs are so big now.

>>18264244
They'll pump more.

look at this boomer fool, thinking futures matter, and they are only down 200, not knowing its priced in.


https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-futures-slump-as-investors-await-march-jobs-report-2020-04-03?mod=mw_latestnews

>Oil going to 27 because of some Trump tweet the senile boomer probably already forgot

>>18264173
>How bad will be the release of job numbers?
50 million unemployed and a 20% SPY rallye because we have transcended stupid concepts like money or reality

>>18264173
25% unemployment,45% next month.

Is there anything more pathetic than "journalists" that report on the hour-to-hour price movements and conjure up bullshit correlations on why it's moving?

>>18264287
Stop trying to force this gay ass rent meme. TOURISTS GET OFF MY LAWN

ok so realistic scenarios include:
>option 1
employment numbers come out and destroy the market
>SQQQ goes to 30.55
>UCO goes to .10
oil summit thing happens and everyone's all "we're gonna cut production by 15m"
>UCO goes to 9999999999
>SQQQ goes to .10

>option 2
employment numbers come out and pump the market
>SQQQ goes to .10
>UCO goes to 3.50
oil summit thing happens and everyone's all "fuck off trump"
>SQQQ goes to 30.55
>UCO goes back to 1.85

>option 3
snib snab

>>18264284
Markets rallye as [conjured reason]
Markets drop as fears of [whatever]

I hate these articles.

I THOUGHT THIS COMPANY'S LARGE SCALE FRAUD WAS PRICED IN

>>18264321
CCP is investigating them, which means they're a sacrificial lamb for all the other fake Chinese companies.

>>18264328
The CEO did not pay his money to the local politician I guess

>>18264317
>option 4
job numbers are awful and oil crashes with no survivors
jerome simply pumps the markets to a new all time high

aren't today's numbers completely irrelevant because the cutoff date is in mid march before everything went to shit?

>>18264318
Markets rally as millions die and it's a good thing & it's beautiful: here's why.

>>18264337
Market is a beautiful, strong and independent gurl who dont need no consumers

>>18264335
some industries in the US were being affected prior to shit going down in the US

>>18264318
>>18264337
You have to put the word "amid" in there somewhere. Journalists are apparently contractually obligated to put the word "amid" in the first or second sentence of every article they write now.

Markets rally pre-market as Trump debates Gamestop bailout.

>>18264333
Trips have spoken, going long

Dow plunges 2% amid fears of end of corona crisis

>>18262558
stop drawing these fucking lines you retard, these literally mean nothing

EU Markets rally as a european countries government financial worker commits suicide.
That wasn't actually a joke and it happened just recently in germany
Best part, it only happened because DAX just follows s&p

Dow Futures soar as all 30 companies announce bankruptcy, debtors will not be paid say companies.

>>18264318
me too, i hate this shit
makes it seem like the market is one dumb force all acting the same way on a shred of news

when in reality there is a multitude of complex activities happening in big money and many other factors either adjusting to future good/bad news or reacting to previous trading day performance

>>18264359
dont. i didnt mean to get trips

Tesla 20% rallies amid ventilator shortages.

>>18264381
>when in reality there is a multitude of complex activities happening in big money and many other factors either adjusting to future good/bad news or reacting to previous trading day performance
In short:
BRRRRRR

>>18264394
Elon Musk sent sleep apnea machines. I don't out much faith in his ability to manufacture Medically rated ventilators

>>18264332
rookie mistake

>>18264399
yea this too
I was watching CNN as the market was rallying on the jobs numbers some time ago and they were visibly confused

not enough people are understanding this QE thing going on and MSM just thinks market is rallying on hope the virus will go away

>>18264415
He did that as a prank

>>18264384
Too late, went 1k deep on USO and 2k deep on TQQQ and I’ll get marked as a day trader if I sell them today. Trust the numbers, bobo.

>Luckin Coffee investigated by the CCP for fraud-- markets rally 2% and here's why...
>Ford no longer profitable, and likely won't be for the next 18 to 24 months, markets up 3%
>Boeing engineer admits to knowledgably sending booby trapped 747-maxes, launching a federal investigation; UPDATE, stock up 7% on this news
>Al'Korumtash the Foreboder's Stakebringer announced as the new CFO of Goldman Sach's, announces a "new age of darkness for all shareholders" and announces "you shall all bear witness to a new age"; analyst outlook positive and shares up 25% in after hours trading

>>18264267
When amerifags say "Unemployment was below estimates" does it mean number of unemployed was less than expected or that the estimates were worse (below) than what was expected?

i'm bored of trading AMD all the time. what are some other tickers that are basically AMD, but with a different ticker symbol?

>>18264384
we hope to find one sick tragedy of corona virus and there is non It just nothing burger for billion tax money dollars. Statistics on media and no real tragedy . Swindle was very successful thank you for attention and you officially are stupid. February 20 was time for bears to shopping. Now bulls do shopping and you do jerking off.

>>18264466
$ROPE

>>18264421
You are retarded lad

>>18264446

>>18264465
The number of people unemployed was lower than expected by analysts.

>Nikkei up 0.01%

Lads, when do we get another pic related? I miss the halcyon days of March.

ok so real talk. does UCO dump this morning in the lead up to the oil talk thingy

i have been squeezed to my last few hundred dollars from being up 4k. i think today will be the final nail in the coffin for me.

I didn't go into cash early because of my own hubris.

HAHA the GREEN DILDO

Futures have reversed

>>18264501
HIGHER AND HIGHER - RECESSION OVER BOBOS

>>18264496
I’m going to hold this bag until the talk. I bought in at 1.84. I’ve made all the money back and more from the SQQQ losses I had betting against Powell’s unlimited money machine.

>>18264486
0,0082%
CANT STOPT THE BVLL

Markets are green because if they were that red when numbers dropped market would crash, we must crab.

new thread
>>18262303
>>18262303
>>18262303
>>18262303

Alright guys lets brainstorm. Whats the play today when the market opens

>>18264496
dumps once people remember no one's driving, flying, shipping, or cruising for 2+ months

what the hell just happened
yesterday it tanked at this time then came back in the first hour

>>18264465
Esl fag

>>18264517
Next week is going to get ugly

>>18264535
>>18264531
>>18264531
>>18264531
crikey

>>18264535
Brainlet

>>18264535

>>18264535
anime tard

>>18264535
this fuckin retard

>>18264545
jerome woke up