/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am doing some home reno's and have built a shrine to Bogdanoff that will forever be entombed in my home in order to pump the market. Expect a green open tomorrow and a full recovery in the coming weeks.

OH NO NO NO
>puts on elon
Waitll you see the
Uuhhhhhhuhhhh

haha paycheck printer go brrrrr

will futures rip or drip

Really need Ford to hit $4

If tomorrow is down then the hope for a bear market is preserved barely thanks to technicals if it's up then RIP bears.

I just bought 1 whole Tesla stock.

>>18254774
I expect similar confused trading for this evenings futures to yesterday.

>>18254742
I was up, then I was down. I was down hard. but then I heard this call in this distance. I saw a shadow of a man running full speed in a business suit holding a briefcase.

It was Jerome. and he brought the cure all to the market. It was a briefcase that was bigger on the inside, and he slammed it onto the table, dabbed off the beads on his forehead, and unlocked the case.

It exploded releasing mountains and mountains of $100 bills pouring out and stacking into tall towers that continued violent erupting. Green light so bright it eclipsed the entire sun was shooting blinding beams into the sky. I knew then what I must do, I must ride this bull rocketship to the moon. I tipped my 5 gallon hat to Jerome and he nodded back at me. And with that I let out a soft whisper "yee haw" as I shed a single tear from my eye. I will see you all at the moon base.

>>18254766
If only you knew how bad things were. Honestly gonna rope tomorrow

>>18254761
Wow at least rotate that picture you dumb fag or orient it right.

is this bullish?

>>18254742
When is it the right time to purchase gold?

>>18254766
I'm not educated enough on how money is made when stocks go down, but surely TSLA will drop tomorrow? Who's going to be buying a relatively expensive electric car when both oil is cheap and there's a bunch of employment uncertainty.

>>18254774
They'll c-c-c-c-c-crip

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND DOGGOS ARE BEST PET

>>18254766
fake.
gay.

muh 100k deliveries in Q1.

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

Why is the stock market always forward looking, until it's not?

TSLA is literally copying BTC daily moves now.

>>18254807
>Moments from disaster

>>18254792
What the fuck is going on here?

>>18254792
I'm not sure what's going on in this webm.

>>18254774
Mooning. Because I bought puts.

>>18254813
Never

I'm about to register myself as a independent contractor.

How do I make sure this contract exercises & Robinhood doesn’t Jew me out of this deal

>>18254811
>dead minorities
Hell yeah, that's quin-topple extremely bullish.

>>18254811
Where?

>>18254832
>>18254836
If I'd take a gander, Vultures over dead corpses

>>18254832
>>18254836
My guess its the rotting bodies in the streets of Ecuador

>Tesla shorts fucked again
>sold oil at a profit
>RTN just got another missile contract

>>18254836
people are dying in ecuador and ecuador cant deal with all the deaths. so they burn them on the streets etc. etc.
those are birds flying above a hospital waiting for their snack

>>18254827
t. retard who decided to lose money shorting Tesla and buying BTC.

guys, I just found out today that unless you have $25,000 you can't day trade.

This pisses me off so much. How the fuck is anyone supposed to attain financial independence in this fucked country?

>>18254811
Obviously crisis actors
GTFO shareblue kike shill

so how fucked are we? this stuff really scares me and i just want it to be over tbhwyfam

>>18254873
If you can’t swing trade your way into $25k, you don’t deserve to day trade.

>>18254873
lmao

>>18254884
Not fucked at all. Unless you’re a boomer on 4chan

>>18254811
Dead nigger storage.

>>18254884
> i just want it to be over tbhwyfam
We've only just begun anon. This will stick around for at least another 4-5 months.

>>18254893
the number of people dying every day is rising, cases are rising, and a lot of people aren't in lockdown and aren't observing social distancing, how is it "not fucked at all" exactly? even young healthy people have been dying.

>>18254863
>Bought RTN at 121
>Seconds later it falls to 117

I don't feel so safe.

>>18254873
haha that's all? You should have double that if or you're just wasting your time anyway.

>>18254902
It won't be like how it was in February though. That shocked the markets, the next couple of drops won't be nearly as dramatic. But they will probably still come.

>>18254917
Isn't Sweden the only country to still have free movement and open borders in Scandinavia, or is that just an exaggeration because of memes.

>>18254915
RTN is a long hold fren, I bought at $135 and I'm happy to wait for stonks to go up. The world is unstable right now and the only thing that stays consistent in uncertain times is Tomahawk missiles.

>>18254884
it has become political play, not avout little flu. trump should immediately cancel all lock downs now and trying to recover the economy it's going
down too hard, the 1200 or whatever gibs wont do anything. it's too small and too late. either give everybody 20 000 or cancel lock down next week, he has two options to save economy.

stock market can go up depends on how hig inflation level climbs, it's already high, but im worried about main street economy

>>18254927
Agreed. Even if we stick to the estimates and peak in May, the other side of that hump will have a long trail into autumn. For the time being we're past the big volatility, barring something like commercial real estate imploding from thousands of loans defaulting at once.

Airlines are saved. Buy DAL call tomorrow anons

>>18254811
b-but i was told black bulls are immune

>>18254946
I'm just glad I got to live through something huge like last month though. What a wild ride.

>>18254936
Crazy thing is, it's true. Open borders, the immigrants - all of it. It's all true.

>>18254939
People dying on the streets would actually be worse for the economy. Only reason why death rate is low for people below 60 is because the 10% that can't breathe anymore get hooked up to ventilators and life support.

>>18254939
I recognize that https://youtu.be/DMoCM_FgLP8

Guys what's the URL for gibs?

>>18254866
Based vultures cleaning up our mess.

>>18254949
What happened?

>>18254949
I was considering buying southwest near the close today but I think the airlines will somehow manage to flush the stimulus money down the toilet.

>>18254895
No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? You know WHY you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

>>18254939
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE ECONOMYRINO NOT THE GDPEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18254970
jesus christ you are out of touch, death rate on cruise ship with average age of 60, 30% being 70-85 years old was below 1%, similar to flu, nothing close to sars or mers. cancel lock downs quickly or you're going to see chaos later on

I lost 65% of my portfolio during this crash haha!

>>18254993
The entire stimulus will be used to bail out golden parachutes for C levels and their buddies. Congress said they can't do that, but they'll figures out a way to do it anyway.

>>18254967
Man that's actually really fucked up. That's endangering millions of people simply for the sake of pearl clutching.

>>18254822
Based and doggopilled

>futures opening down
Finally. The market is being rational. I am excited for my gains to come.

This lockdown is an excuse to install more global government like the 9-11. Fuck this gay earth.

Kushner is about to speak on the Presidential stream.

>>18255014
why would her headphones be UNDER her hair? how would you even put the headphones on without either removing the phone set and putting it on from the front, or lifting her whole set of hair over the top of the headphones? Shouldn't her headphones go over her hair?

Reminder that today was literally an irrelevant day for trading. Reminder that literally all the action will be in the last 30 minutes tomorrow.

let's say you want to protect your 401k balance from recent volatility. would it theoretically be smarter to invest in a stable value fund or a bond fund right now?

>>18254851
You don’t. RobinJew is notorious for their kikery. I placed an order for Lucking Coffee when it opened at $4 something. The order didn’t fill until an hour later at $8. Oy vey

>>18255014
honestly the thing that bothers me the most in this situation is that regardless of who is right, we can't do ANYTHING about it. all i can do is wait for another week, another month, in my house, shitposting on /smg/. we are all impotent in this situation.

and the fucked up thing? i was just starting to be really profitable with my day trading strat. i've been making more day trading this past month than i did at my job i got laid off from, and im not even using all of my capital. i can make money from home now so just have to not die to corona, i live with my parents who i also want to not die from corona.

>>18255044
But I want stocks to go up

>>18255051
I hope the US cancels all lockdowns and lets millions die. Please, please let everyone die horribly, it's the least these fucking boomers deserve.

>>18255051
what global government? You mean local state governments doing their job?

>>18255044
it's still a long night, futures are useless unless they go limit up/down or it's 5 minutes to open.
I imagine we open at or around 2500 but who the fuck knows at this point

>>18255044
The only futures that matter, oil futures, are going up.

>>18255044
This shit is going to limit up during the night and then open down and then we will have a 9% day tomorrow
This is a clown market, I don't trust anything.

>>18255016
you use a 65% stop loss? so you were expecting at least 65% gains, at a minimum?

>>18255065
>stable fund
Every "stable" "low-risk" fund I've seen has still taken a gigantic dump.

>>18255065
Probably a bond fund, if you want to be even safer you can go for one that's short or intermediate term Treasuries only

>>18254742
Just bought 2k in GUSH ask me anything

>>18254950
many black people are obese. obesity is a big risk factor on this one.

>>18254967
Imagine literally risking lives for sjw points and muh diversity

Is dividend capture the best way to profit off of dividends? How reliant is it on trade frequency to be relatively profitable?
Financial sector seems to have some really good yield at seemingly solid companies, but they don't seem to be recommended in general (as opposed to e.g. utilities), why is that?

>>18255097
Better investment of that 2k would have been hookers and blow

>>18254859
Birds rising on heat plume. I've seen like 500 crows do this in a parking lot of a shopping center. It's pretty surreal, but not a sign of the end times.

If we get another big drop I’m going to bust out the margin

>>18254936
>tfw half swedish (american, tho)

i cringe at my ancestry. we used to be vikings, wtf happened?

>>18255044
give it a few hours. selling isn't exactly determined.

>>18255083
As in 65% is GONE. Its not in anything.

>Short Indexes
>Fed throws the constitution out of the window pumps the shit out of the market with unlimited QE
>Short oil and gas
>Trump tweets a made up conversation and pumps the fuck out of oil prices

I'm getting cucked hard by my own government. What I'm learning is wait until I think something bad is going to happen, then bid against what SHOULD happen because the Federal government is going to stick its fat fucking fist into the market's anus and work it like a puppet

>>18254796

Same bought at 485

>>18254992
the government is bailing out airline companies.
I can see it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXc1Az7uPtU

>>18255113
aren't dividends currently getting slashed left and right because of coronachan? seems like a bad time to be a divvy investor. good time to day trade based on price action.

WAIT TRUMP IS NOT SPEAKING AT THE CONFERENCE?????????
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18255143
Of course, I'm talking in general, when the market isn't retarded by china.

Should we assume everything below A- is actually junk?

>>18254811
DEAD MUTT STORAGE

where are the assholes that were pumping athx

howd that do for you boys today?

>>18255044
>he doesn’t know

>SBA loan program crashing and burning
>All the big banks not on board and won't lend to small businesses
>Mnuchin just doubled the interest rate on the loans
>BIG BANKS WIN AGAIN LOL

>>18255137
>muh constitution
Crisis means all bets are off dude. Get ready for more constitutional violations going forward, the govt doesn't give a single fuck, they will do what they want to make Trump look like he's not a worthless slug.

>>18255139
>$900 in an account without even verifying an email address
lol you're going to make $100,000 and then forget your password

>>18255145
he was but he went to take a piss break and left kushner and pence in charge

>>18255137
sounds like you've got it all figured out - just always do the opposite of what you intend to do

>>18255132
huh? you said you lost 65% of your portfolio not that you sold 65% of your portfolio, that implies you lost it in a bad trade or trades.

We're going to hit futures limit up, I feel it. Bobo's BTFO.

>>18255114
Just you wait.

>>18255180
The piss break that saved america.

>>18255159
If you invest based on that then yeah. Only buy top tier.

>>18255163
BIOTECH STOCK IS ALWAYS PUMP AND DUMP
DO NOT BUY BIOTECH
>>18255140
Wasn't that known last week?

>>18255044
Don't bother. If you hadn't learned by now, the stock market is completely divorced from reality. You might as well just flip a coin to determine if stocks are going to go up or down.

How are guys handling this social distant bullshit?? I haven't had sex in 4 days and I'm losing my shit! I need a beer and a blowjay

>>18254917
Plan to kill the immigrants

>trend following
>scalping
>swing trading (holding overnight but less than a week hold)

which one is best, and what is the best strat with each? position """""investors""""" can fuck off, traders only here.

BVLL
BVLL
BVLL

>>18255178
to be fair, I have requested a RH verification email to my gmail account multiple times and it was never sent. It is truly a shit tier broker.

>>18254939
>cancel lock down next week
I doubt even trump is that stupid and governors will just not listen

>>18255209
>haven't hung out with gf in a week
I CAN'T KEEP IT UP BROS

>>18254807
wait, why didn't you sell today? i don't get it. i haven't traded options in over 5 years. you were up a lot today. wtf

>>18255178
I'm sitting on about 10k of cryptos that are lost to this.

>>18255213
Scalping is pretty legit. Just make sure you stop loss

>>18255184
>bullish options before the crash
>bought the "dip"
>options wrecked by volatility
Options fuck you up man.

>>18255137
>Bet against the USA
>lose
Heh, many such cases. I myself, an investor in the greatest country in the world, have only ever turned a profit.

>>18255044
they just flipped green

>>18255137
sounds like you should have the FED and Trump's twitters as some of your home page tabs. i've honestly often wondered how well that would work as a swing trading strat, just use what the FED and/or Trump do as an indicator that you base your trades on.

>>18255184
He means he HODL'd through the crash and is now down 65% in account value
>but you don't lose if you don't sell reee
Sure, whatever, his account is still worth 65% less than it was four months ago

>>18254761
lmao at whoever finds this a couple decades from now

>>18255234
Options are fine, just don't hold them for more than a single session.

>>18255229
I was up 120% at one point but held because I believed the market was going to go further.

>PRIME THE PUMP

>>18254742
So I’m on Robinhood, sprint deal landed me a couple of shares of T-Mobile. But where the fuck is my cash from my fractional shares?

>>18255016
haha brrr

Why yes, I regvlarly have sex with my Yoko Littner onahole and know when the stock market's going to pvmp, how did yov know I'm a bvllchad?

>>18254863
Fuck RTN. Should've bought more LMT. Instead I fell for RTN meme and am down 15% since like 2 das ago

>>18255233
i want to know more! just 1:1 trades all day? 1xATR? 2xATR? place stop a little behind the recent pivot low and use that to measure how much 1:1 you get in profit?

>>18255238
FED will always swoop in to save big business and big banks
Generally the play so far has been to do the opposite of what Trump suggests in the stock market.

>>18255016
Get fucked boomer

>>18255201
>BIOTECH STOCK IS ALWAYS PUMP AND DUMP
>DO NOT BUY BIOTECH
Learnt my lesson.
Had bought GILD BNTX and MRNA. Sold everything today on this rise just enough to break even between wins and losses.

>>18255213
>swing trading (holding overnight but less than a week hold)
Swing is usually longer than that, depending. It's the only style I do and hold periods can range from 1.5 days to as much as a month or more. If the trend holds and the chart gizmos don't show signs of trouble, I hold (with a trailing stop adjusted as needed).

A month and a half ago I had a fever that would spike for like an hour at a time and make me feel like shit. (This was still at a time when the virus was "just another animal themed chink virus). But I'd feel pretty fine for like 4 hours at a time. It would go away as fast as it came. Also had a dry-ish cough, were I was hacking up little gobs of phlem throughout the days, yet oddly not feeling congested and now nasal congestion whatsoever. Day time was pretty fine, but I couldn't sleep well. My body temp would be all over the place. I'd wake up shivering like I was freezing to death. Shaking so hard my picture frames would vibrate on the walls, then next thing I know I'd be so hot, my sweat was damping my bed. Also throughout the whole week of being sick my body was just producing a shitload of sweat. Sweating from odd places like the backs of my knees, to the point of dripping. After I had recovered I had a weird "tight" feeling in my lungs for brief period for a few days. Like I was wearing a really tight shirt or something. But that stopped.

Did I contract the Rona on the dip? Did I stick my dick in Coronachan and live to tell? If I volunteer to get infected, will I basically get money for free since I can't get it again? I want more free money for stonks.

>>18254766
>he holds overnight

but why? stop losses don't work there, do you hate money or something?

NOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOO IVE LOST LITERALLY EVERYTHING

>>18255260
>caring about 2 day returns on a hodl investment
if you just want quick money buy options on SPY and be right 51% of the time

RTN is an investment not a trade

>>18255246
Well my answer is just to auto despot into some mutual funds. Not hurting for money, but its definitely a blow to your ego. Fuck the market. Just play options with the left overs. Im not just gunna sit and take it.

>>18255253
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/66zKxGmw7zjdkFXEcGYksl/fractional-shares/

>>18255062
>the son in law
Trumps administration is such a disgrace desu

>breadlines in amerika

Based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBLnvUg4rw&feature=emb_logo

>>18255298
AAAAAAAAA IVE LOST MY IMAGE TOO

>random ass end of day 5 minute pump and now green futures
rip 5k

>>18255300
I don't get how after a merger and after securing a new contract RTN is down. I am eyeing buying but this makes me pause.

>>18255303
Better than Pedesta

>>18255229
Same reason those poor SCO bag holders didn't, too greedy for gainz. All of us could have gotten 20+% today, yet held. Thankfully I got out in the nick of time still in green

>>18255241
ah, i see. but that means he didn't have a stop loss and that's still fucking retarded. imagine if he even had a 10% stop loss which is still fucking huge (usually around 1-2%), would have saved him a lot of pain.

>>18255234
ah. i've always just traded stocks directly, just seems simpler and more straightforward, i don't like premiums fucking up all of the math but i do appreciate the ability to buy both calls and puts at the same time and thus make volatility bets potentially. i just day trade so i have no use for options but if i held for longer i could see how they can be good as "insurance" on your positions. probably most i'd ever do is write covered calls or something along those lines, not gambling shit.

WALLAH! THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 21,300 EVER, EVER AGAIN!

>>18255306
>Can't keep food on shelves because people buying too much food
They are going to have to start limiting everyone to a fucking certain weight in your cart I swear.

I’m pretty sure we’ll need full-on socialism if this shutdown goes on beyond April 30th. No idea how a capitalist economy could continue like this. Unemployment is going to hit 100% if we don’t open things back up in May.

>>18255229
is Anna Kendrick Jewish or something?

>>18255077
>mynigga.jpg

XOM GANG
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>People are still buying luckin coffee
Clown World

>>18255318
>$8.42
Call the suicide hotline anon, please don't kill yourself, I know it's a lot but you'll recover.

This is bullish actually

>>18255326
because clown market, it doesn't make sense that CloudFlare set a 52 week ATH on the 31st but it did anyways

just look at the value of the company and ignore daily swings

>>18255362
It can’t possibly go lower than 0 anon ha ha ha

B V L L
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BE A BVLL. DON'T BE A BEAR. WOMEN WORSHIP OUR EQUINE COCKS FOR A REASON. BEARS ARE GAY. #WWG1WGA

>>18255324
It’s 6:20 PM anon... did you learn about futures a week ago?
Even if it stays green later you should know that futures change throughout the day and often flip flop before settling

>>18255301
Yes but as of current they do not support them.
Not going to dig for the page again, but their policy is to pay you the cash value until then.

>>18255230
RIP in pepperonis

futures green, bears have forsaken me

>>18255345
That is being driven by unemployment, not food shortages.
>>18255347
Remove labor, supply chain, inventory, trade, and demand and the stock market finally becomes truly stable. Thank you Jerome. 100% unemployment = moon to 100k DOW

>>18255381
Can you fuck off you newfag spammer? Nobody cares.

>>18255285
even in my day trading i've still appreciated the scaling out method. it feels good that when you get to 1xRisk you basically have a free trade as you move your stop loss up to break even on the other half of your position and just ride it out. every trade becomes "do i get to that comfy level or not", because once you get there it's not about whether you win or lose, you already won it's just a matter of how much you win. i just trade 200 shares of AMD every day, mostly on squeeze setups. have 2x the ATR in risk, sell half my shit at 2x the ATR in reward, and then ride out the 2nd to last recent lows until i get popped. so glad i discovered the TTM_Squeeze indicator, changed my life and allowed me to quit my job.

>>18255362
People have to close shorts eventually. And it typically happens in a rush

>>18254840
ty

>>18255388
my certs track futures

>>18255358
Kinda wish I’d bought more.

>>18255399
>the absolvte maximvm cope of a salty bearfag getting rovted
Yeah, I'm feeling the BVLL.

Think its too late to get into XOM or oil companies?

>unemployment up 10 million in 2 weeks
>stock market still at 2019 levels

Should I buy some SAVE fellas?

does anyone know why this is? and does anyone itt know a good options trading site for europeans

>>18254761
kek

>mfw if literally anyone other than Trump were president then millions fewer Americans would die
Thank you Trump for being the biggest American mass murderer in history. You are legendary.

>>18255421
Niice

>>18255401
>TTM_Squeeze indicator,
Hmmm. I'm not familiar. Will take a look at see if it would be handy for my strat.

>>18255435
We’ll find out tomorrow if it retracts from today’s pump.

>>18255284
Almost bought mrna weeks ago but went with RHHBY instead. Sold shares this morning and did breddy good

>>18255289
i got the Flu back around Feb. 8th (i know because i marked it on my calendar). it was the worst Flu i ever had, my whole family got it (my brother brought it home), took me out of work for 2 whole weeks, i was basically bedridden for the first week. at the time i didn't know anything about nCoV and looked up what was going on with the Flu, they said it was a really intense strain this year and the normal Flu shot wasn't working very well. my parents are around 65-70 and survived it, but it was hell for all of us until it was over.

we still wonder to this day if we got corona or not, especially cause it spread so fast through our family. no one died or got pneumonia or anything though, we just figured it was the worst Flu we had ever got in our lives and acted accordingly. really wish i knew, we figure even if we were tested now we wouldn't know since we're fine now. wish i knew, would be cool to know that the worst is behind us.

>>18255436
I will never understand how the first unemployment report and now this one (both handily beating even the most bear predictions) didn't make the market crater but trump retardedly tweets that the sand niggies and the ice niggies are gonna play nice on oil and it fucking shits itself surging

>>18255435
For some things, sure. I just bought some shares of MRO in after hours at $3.47

>>18255446
Brazil is going to try the "ITS JUST A FLU BRO, GO BACK TO WORK" approach.

>>18255418
The time will come. I’m expecting a short dip next week then snatch some more. Look into oil tanker/storage too, should be worth it desu

>>18255067
Sooooo fucking kikey

>>18255397
Never been on the dole but I'm not sure. Since when do we have food give out places for non-homeless? Don't they give out EBT cards that can buy even liquor and beer nowadays? Why all go there?

>>18255463
Oil is basically shitcoin if you aren't in the big boys. You will take any news as good news until it isn't.

>$12,000 in SPY240 PUTS expiring tomorrow
>green futures

FUCK. Pray for me /SMG/. I actually really need this money. Going to probably sell at lunch regardless to avoid the Friday EOD fake fed pump.

>>18255365
this isn't fixable

>>18255463
I think the market crashing is on that news too obvious, so first it needs to make bears capitulate in utter disbelief, then lure in the bulls thinking QE infinity will prop up the market, then destroy them

If you look at Japan/EU the central bank buying everything doesn't work

>>18255471
Good, dead Americans and Brazilians is like medicine for the entire rest of the world.

Most economic reports are lagging indicators.
it's like trying to trade with a 200-day moving average. Yeah no shit we just went below the 200-day, because the market crashed a month ago.

>>18255446
yeah man, this is all that orange racist drumpfs fault he shouldn't have been so racist towards the chinks

>>18255484
How can people do this? I am sweating with my SPY230 monthlies.

>>18255484
It will pump just long enough to expire your puts then dump like never before.

>>18255306
literally my only fears in this are not getting coronavirus (or my family, especially parents, getting it), and food supply. in a close 3rd place would be electricity generation.

i swear to fucking GOD if society can't get its collective ass together and find a solution to this situation, and we legit run out of food, im finding a way to go to china and go on a suicidal rampage through the government over there. i'll go out with a bang on chang.

please don't let this happen, i don't want the bad end on this playthrough.

>>18255463
Looks like it’s your time to hop on the oil train friend :^)

XOM GANG
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>>18255446
YOU JUST OWNED TINYHANDSCHEETOHHITLERMAN
DRUMPFT WILL NEVER RECOVER!!! xDDDDD

>>18255483
Oil is an actual commodity that makes vehicles move.
It's nothing like pyramid scheme shitcoins.

Why is everything so bad all the time?

>>18255367
too many virgin references.

Jesus christ McAfee is perpetually on crack or something https://youtu.be/M9P5EI-qURQ

Holy shit this guy says a lot to say nothing, what a faggot

>>18255517
The farms aren't going to shut down. They're still operating. As long as humans are consuming food they will. There will be riots on the street and mob violence way way before we have food and utility shortages.

>>18255532
You think I'm being sarcastic? I actually love Trump for this, I want millions of Americans to die.

I think if we change the name we could make this a banner for /biz/

>>18255463
this is more or less why you trade based on TA instead of FA. now you're learning.

>>18255421
>>18255399
BTFO

:)

>>18255517
>bang on chang

Based. Take out a few of those bugs for me desu

>>18255544
He is high on 170 IQ

>>18255535
Shale it is. This is Saudi's dick swinging to kill shale again. And they will keep doing it whenever they feel like they need to.

>>18255458
I feel the same. I now live in in NJ/NYC, got it before my company went into WFH mode. Coworker came into work sick for like 2 hours and next day a tiny cough poked out it's head, which just grew. I still think there is a pretty real chance I had it. I totally don't know how to rank it. Mine was in a weird state of flux. I'd go from bed locked "oh fuck I've never been this sick I feel to weak to even go get medicine" to "Oh maybe I'll go into work tomorrow if I still feel like this", back and forth like 5 times a day. My body could not figure out if it was hot or cold. I hadn't checked the temperature and told my mom it was "so cold today", she informed me that it was 70 degrees out.

>>18255544
Yes. Or something.

>>18255555
holy shit checked. thanks based farmanon

>>18255555
checked

>>18255562
>post from one day ago
>down 75%
Honestly this is just perfect comedic timing. It should be statistically impossible to time that, but this dude did it.

>>18255498
Kek. Orange man bad and raciss

Do bonds make sense if all I care about is cash flow? Idgaf about volatility.

>>18255535
This. Oil has been to fucking space. Bitcoin has been on the internet.

>>18254766
wheres that fucking clownweeb retard

>>18255401
>>18255449
Okay on first glance this widget looks decent. It has passed initial test of 'not obviously garbage'. Will do some more testing with it this evening.

>>18255544
people still give a fuck about mcafee?
not even cryptofags respect him anymore and thats the lowest of the low you can go

Fuck ASX gonnna open up big green

>>18255556
YEAH FUCK DRUMPF!

>>18255556
>TTM_Squeeze
God get over it dude, it sucks Trump messed up the first two weeks but we gotta hear about that all year and after Trump does everything else perfectly? Geez

>>18255538
the kikes didnt work so hard to make everything hell on earth for no reason

>>18255611
Lmfao absolutely BTFO

>>18255562
Stock twits is pure delusion.

>>18255556
i'm glad that you'll be a miserable person forever, and things will never be good, and you'll never be happy, nigger

>>18255607
Buy EDV/TLT/TMF

>>18255421
What's in your portfolio?

>>18255577
Put your money where your mouth is if you are so sure.

>>18255579
i work at an EE semiconductor corporation which has a ton of changs and apus so it's really not surprising some of the changs visited china and came back here. really wouldn't be surprised if i got it. honestly, considering we all came out fine, i really wish i knew one way or the other so i could know if im immune now or not. im still extremely anxious every time i have to go to the grocery store to get supplies each week.

holy shit there are some cheap as fuck options right now, not a lot of gains to be had but I'll take it!

>>18255567
Still we are treading very marginally in TA. The algos push for an accuracy to the first decimal if they see a trend. The robots are too good picking up lines and it feels impossible to unstick from a trend if the algorithm hasn't juiced it to the last cent.

>>18255641
based

>>18255641
I'm happy right now, and watching that death toll rise will only make me happier.

I fucking hate your country, I honestly love it that you guys are fucking up so bad, you all deserve the worst.

>>18255646
Present your argument.

>>18255579
also for me it was like i felt extremely cold. i'd literally be putting on all of my thermal underwear and turning up the thermostat, it felt like it was winter in my bedroom. i'd get under the covers just to try to get warm. i'd be shivering like i never shivered in my life. then i'd feel my skin and it would be boiling hot, and i'd be like "wtf why do i feel so cold but my skin is so hot?"

but again, like, no pneumonia or anything serious and my boomer parents got it and went through hell but no pneumonia or anything. so idk. i'll never know.

Missed Ding Bro, but I'm down only .6% today. Climbing a but in after hours now, but I was able to get some SYY to add to my collection. Surprise pump from NLY was nice, and it's also good to see IRM dip more and more. May just bolster that one next payday

>>18255675
You sound just like a miserable loser.
You wouldn't happen to actually be a miserable loser, would you?

I'm so tired of this market. We're not climbing, we're not falling, we're not even crabbing. We're just sitting in this intermediate state of underwhelming chaos completely divorced from reality.

bernie sanders must be impeached over covid-19

>>18255658
literally stealing at these prices

LOL

Corrupt fucks

"80 % of the supplies are going to the private sector"

"Uhmm.. but... so... ym.... "

"You evil people outside US do not try to buy our supplies... definitely not the local corrupt motherfuckers cashing in..."

>>18255667
Doesn't TA violate the entire principle of past behavior not predicting future results

>>18255675
which linkin park song are you currently listening to?

>>18255675
sounds a bit rude of u to say that
I hope that you change ur mind

futures snibbin

>>18255631
>had TTM_Squeeze accidentally copypasta'd

what did he mean by this?

>>18255675
the Salt is unbelievable lmao

>>18255702
No, your country fucked over our country so I want you all to die. I'm not going to go into details, but you get what you fucking deserve.

>>18255711
wow anon, you sure have an eye for deals

>>18255556
Based

>>18255067
>not buying in premarket

there was way too many orders queued at open that’s why it exploded

>tfw bought at 4.04 and 4.25 in premarket and sold at $9.14

finally seeing some fucking green in my portfolio
$.50 -> $2.25

>>18255731
>your country fucked over our country
get dabbed on 3rd world shitter

>>18255731
which country is that? maybe you have the right to be mad

>>18255731
And which country would that be exactly?
Sorry you will have to excuse me for not knowing which, the list of nations that blame all their problems on us is a very long list.

>>18255731
bro we probably saved your country from communism and/or terrorism and/or the nazis
we were greeted as liberators, we saved the day

>>18255723
based, fuck wind its gay as hell

trump backtracking his oil deal claim? wtf is he rambling on about

>>18255721
>TTM_Squeeze
Crawling

>>18255787
Trump hasn't mentioned oil yet, believe me my ears would have perked.

>>18255463
> first unemployment report ... didn't make the market crater
>handily beating even the most bear predictions

That’s not true
That’s why you’re losing

How many times must I explain this?

The projections crashed the market a week before the data case out. The market crashed so hard we hit circuit breakers for the third time in a 30 day period.

You’re hopeless if you still don’t get this. Don’t tell me that 3.5 is near the high end of projections so it should have had a fourth day of circuit breakers.

Before you tell me I’m wrong, consider that I am trying to help you, and consider leaving if you don’t appreciate it.

>>18255697
Probably had the same thing. That is what my night were like to a T. I'd wake up and couldn't stop violently shaking, I would get in the shower like 3 times a night and just cover myself in hot water for like an hour to get warm. I had my gas stove boiling water just to generate more heat.

But weirdly my nose remained clear as a whistle. Did have one mean gorrila brutal donkey shit right near the end as if the virus was banished out my asshole gate and blew my anus to smithereens. Only that one bad shit though.

Keynesianism is really being put to the test here.

>>18255799
Are you on a delay because he literally just talked about how they heard they might have a deal and how smart they are and how he thinks it'll happen.

>>18255717
you don't understand what they mean when they say that phrase. they mean just because a company has done well in the past doesn't mean it'll do well in the future, it's legalese to avoid getting sued when they (your broker or financial advisor or whatever) tell you to buy or short something but it doesn't work out, you can't then sue them for your losses. it's like if you did some extreme sport and you gotta sign a paper waiving your rights because it's dangerous so you accept that you might die doing it.

TA in a nutshell is mostly just about analyzing pivot points and trends. It's about determining at any point in time whether price is ranging or trending. it's about finding patterns which provide high probability, low risk setups that you can abuse over and over again. that's it. the biggest issue with trading especially with TA is people thinking there is a holy grail, something that will be right 100% of the time. what they don't understand is that you don't have to be right 100% of the time to be "profitable", key word here. for example, if you have a 1:1 risk:reward ratio, 50% win rate is break even and anything over that is profitable. with a 1:2 risk:reward, anything over 33.33% is profitable, and so on. it's just about being profitable by using high probability setups and patterns.

>>18255787
He fucked up, but won't admit it.

>>18255810
Are you in a parallel universe? They've been talking about medical supply chains for the last 20 mins

>>18255463
Because the democrats introduced their new bill and now instead of 2k then 1k, then 1k, we are getting 1200 and some gay ass electric windmills, and funding for a bunch of metro area slum shit. We are saved! Thank you based Pelosi!

>>18255820
he alley-ooped the entire stock market for jerome to dunk it today, pretty good for a toilet tweet if you ask me

>>18255805
yeah, idk man. we'll never know. i still just do everything as if i can still get coronavirus and act very defensively in public now. luckily im an introvert day trader so it's easy for me to otherwise stay inside all week and make my money trading technicals.

>>18255820
did everyone who was long oil hold or sell?
I missed the last several threads

>>18255675
Based

>>18255717
You don't really predict ups and downs you just get a picture how much up and how down something is likely to move once it has taken that path. It doesn't have to be right but it's thought as being very low risk when it is wrong.

>>18255844
I sold. Sold and took out shorts.

>>18255844
we all sold
you missed out

>>18255803
>The projections crashed the market a week before
How did the markets price in something that hadn't happened yet? How when the actual number was known to be worse than all the predictions did it not crater again? Please explain

>>18255826
You're just deaf or too retarded to use a live stream then because a reporter literally brought it up less than 10 minutes ago.

>>18255844
Sold

>>18255555
5x5

CONSUMER STAPLES CHADS RISE UP

NIGGAS GOTTA EAT

>>18255868
Timestamp me nigger.

FOMO into SPXS while I still can? Fake and gay green tomorrow?
Who fucking knows anymore, man.

>>18255858
I mean I was here in a couple morning threads for the LK crash and the oil tweet, but I had stuff to do

Also, I bought SYY today and noticed their ex-dividend date is today. Does that mean I get the dividend pay for this quarter, or does getting it day of exclude you? Doesn't matter either way, I'm holding long term regardless

>>18255867
its literally mysticism man
did you ever read about those studies with hot and cold drinks
researchers discovered that you can dramatically alter someones first impression of a stranger based on the temperature of a drink you give them before meeting
when you ask the person why they did or didnt like a person, they never mention the drink in their hand, and they always have a big long complicated story as to why they felt how they did
but with a big enough data set, you can see in the numbers that the real reason was changing the beverage temperature variable
basically we are dumbshit apes who evolved this great storytelling device called a brain to help us make better decisions in the future but its totally fucking worthless in modern reality except for trying to avoid getting eaten by lions and shit

>>18255301
>someone who doesn’t use the platform

>>18255886
Tomorrow ends red, use this to your advantage

>>18255880
-13:33

>>18255803
i'm beginning to wonder if these retards even understand that the market is just people.

>>18255842
Sounds comfy, I have been studying up on options, while WFH. My company might lay me off any day now so I am not working too hard. I have been doing maybe 4-6 hours of work a day and like 5 self educating on Investopedia and Real Vision. Big talk of layoffs going around so I've also been looking into how to file unemployment when that time comes.

>>18255941
Wrong timestamp I think. -13 to -15 is just more Obamacare questions and another States mask supply question.

>>18255867
People use literal black magick, remote viewing, and shit in trading there is also insider trading

See: All the high level politicians selling stocks AND bonds before the crash, all the CEOs resigning, all people who had massive short positions on airlines before 9/11, ect

>>18255658
Always do the opposite of what CNBC and financial shows say when they say "this might be the turning point"

>>18255943
>computer algorithms are real people

>>18255971
nvm found it

Spirit went up 2.5% to $19.20 after hours. Have we found the bottom?

>>18255989
if there were any good candidates for actual time travel you'd think the stock market would reveal them

>>18255867
This is a joke, yes?
You almost got me!

new

>>18256057
>>18256057
>>18256057

>>18256012
the only reason to travel through time is to get repeating digits on imageboards

>>18256041
no i want you to fucking explain to me how it priced it in. And how the market barely flinched today at a total of 10 million people applying for unemployment cause they're out of work but it surged on a tweet from a crazy old boomer that could end up being a lie or categorically wrong. How the fuck does that make any sense except if that these anons are right and it's just bullshit mysticism, insider trading, and algos doing whatever they want totally divorced from reality
>>18255916
>>18255989

>>18255916
The brains is a weird fucking thing. Sometimes I theorize that the subconscious is the actual entity and genius. The front consciousness job is keeping the body alive and moving. We are just the retarded monkey safe guarding the AI in the back of our heads. Our only job is to stay alive and breed. If we do that well enough and long enough our back brain hands us some dope idea it's been working on for a few months. Adrenaline in monkey instinct in 100% control and all safety limiters are switched off.

My other scarier theory as that we are a middle man between the two. We are a part of the brain that just reviews memory and what to keep/throw out. Essentially we are an echo of what the monkey just did. That's why sometimes we don't know why we entered a room. Monkey was in full gear. We are just playback for provide context in post. Maybe what we are is just part of what the brain does during sleep, we are a revision of our own history.

Spooky shit and I don't live my life as if that's true. But humans can also predict with 56% accuracy when someone is looking at them that they can't see. This is consistent throughout the globe, so we have some under developed 6th senses in their somewhere too.

>>18255077
People laughed at my 5k in XOM. This shit is going to snap back once Putin and sheik are done bogging US shale.

>>18256116
lmao
thanks man

I was having a shitty day but you really cheered me up

>>18255961
learn about day trading now while you can, or at least some form of trading that can allow you to pay your bills. you might need it at some point if your job falls through like mine did. if you can make money from the markets you don't have to depend on anyone for an income ever again, it's pretty fucking liberating. don't aim for the get rich quick big swings, aim for the high probability low risk setups that allow you to make around $50k/year ultimately, or like $1k/week.

>>18254810
My bad Im retarded

>>18255616
all it is, is a histogram of the momentum indicator and dots that tell you whether or not the bollinger bands are trading within the keltner channel or not. all it is telling you is when there are areas of very low volatility, which tend to be where explosive breakouts occur from. it's a continuation indicator. if the trend is up and then it goes into a squeeze, you buy the bottom of the range expecting it to break out to the upside as a continuation, usually explosively.

>>18256457
Yeah I just did about 30 minutes of backtest on it on replay. It's okay and I see why you find it useful. It works a hair worse than my existing setup though, due to giving trap signals on flat range conditions, so will not be added to my assortment.

>>18256489
to each his own. i have a system of other indicators in my algo which filter out bad signals for the most part. it's mostly about understanding that it's a continuation trade indicator but with explosive results, and tuning your risk accordingly. the better you get at spotting the more "ideal" setups the better, i tend to be very picky but i also have lots of options every day because i use a scanner on a watchlist of stocks i like to trade squeezes on.

>>18254974
>>18254939
/biz/ has the best posters.

>>18255799
He did at the beginning

>>18255844
Sold and bougt SCO