/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18247919
More unemployed means cheap labour. That´s bullish af.

>>18247919
This is their way of telling you that poor people do not matter

stopped trading this fake market in 2016

this is a shit show

either normies going all in all at once or FED cheating the prices

anyway I'm not buying

fuck trump and israel

>>18247948
>FED cheating the prices
How?

>>18247934
It also means less consumption and civil unrest

>>18247919
What you fail to realize since you're a brainlet, is that this unemployment is a very temporary situation. Unlike the great depression where we had severe systemic issues that signaled an actual shit economy, we are in the middle of a natural disaster. Those companies would LOVE to have business and hire people but they just can't at the moment. And once things cool off with this virus we will be right back to business as usual. The economy is fine, the stock market was a bubble that popped, and the unemployed will gain their jobs back within 3 months.

>>18247919
priced in

Everyone's jumping back in. Fuck yo couch

PLEASE, CHRISTINE, DO SOMETHING

>>18247964
So you are saying that lows of 18K will not be retested? Only up from here?

>>18247948
Where are you invested now m8

>>18247956
Look at the balance sheet

1.53% after going down over 20%! Everyone loses their minds we must be at all time highs.

>>18247995
EUR / BTC / REAL ESTATE

>>18247964

Delusional baboon.

>>18247964
>that this unemployment is a very temporary situation.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the unemployed will gain their jobs back within 3 months
Oh wait you're serious. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18247919
Priced in

>>18247966
you can't price in a fucking black swan pandemic.

>>18247964
12 years BULL MARKET
1 month BEAR MARKET

>>18247919
you know every day they are printing usd right?

check what stocks trade in... usd

of course it'll go up whilst they print usd

Kill all jews

>>18247993
Of course anon we are literally unable to drop lower this thing is going up up and up straight to the moon and beyond in the greatest economy the world has ever seen

>>18248053
Calm down Rabbi. No one is hurting anyone

>>18247934
Found the soulless kike

>>18247957
Goverment will take care of that.

>>18248076
KILL ALL JEWS

>>18248098
Moshe NOOOO!

>>18248098
KILL ALL JEWS

>>18247919
Priced in

in the age of algos, fundamental analysis means nothing and technical analysis means everything

dollar milkshake, the US will crush the rest of the world easily

governmet of the Dow, by the Dow, and for the Dow

>>18248034
part of it was trumps oil tweet but don't tell anyone. i like watching stock bobos get raped. it makes me happy.

>People lose their main source of income
>Crypto explodes
Ah yes, that's where i'd put my savings during tough times.

>>18248139
don't jump out of window when Dow is 15k at the end of April

>>18247948
>normies going all in all at once
absolutely no way that's the case.

>>18248170
15k is acceptable. i'd start to worry if it went down from there.

>>18248161
yup, what better way to buy your food etc!

this all is just further proof that most people are retarded as fuck in reality

>>18247993
I'm saying that we will not enter a great depression or anything. If you didn't notice the stock market crash a few weeks ago was violent as fuck, something like 25-30% drop in a matter of weeks. The bubble has popped. We will slowly crab in a slightly upward direction from here on out. We will never see such a violent crash or even a downward trajectory as a result of this natural disaster. Just won't happen, the economy is still pretty strong besides wagie service sector.

>>18247919
i hope you're a tourist. it's acceptable for them to be ignorant on how markets work. if you're from /biz/ though, you're probably retarded and will always be poor

remember the drop near closing time yesterday? just wait for today. tomorrow will be crimson

>>18248034
back to r*ddit

>>18248213
You can use virtually any crypto credit card to buy food. They were with existing ATMs and debit readers. Are you retarded? Check out Crypterium, MNO (syncs with Google and Apple Pay), Revolut, Nexo, and soon Coinbase. There's no reason anymore to store your money in an FDIC depository institution.

>>18247964
Starting to think this is C-level cope, we have supply AND demand contraction. 90% of corps don't have the cash to cover Q1 AND Q2 being total shitshows even if fundamentals were dece before. We're about to see a blizzard of mortgage defaults from both homeowners AND over leveraged boomer landies who thought they were on the lifetime gravy train.

>>18248034
You can tho. The market lost a third of its value in like 3 weeks

10 million non-essential faggot nobodies that do nothing, turns out

>>18247946
poor people dont invest, their leechy banks do

>>18247964
>1000 deaths in one day in 1 week of corona
>Hospitals are full
>Companies will survive 3 months with only fake pumps of FED
>The situation will get worse and could last longer
>Those companies would LOVE to have business and hire people but they just can't at the moment. And once things cool off with this virus we will be right back to business as usual. The economy is fine, the stock market was a bubble that popped, and the unemployed will gain their jobs back within 3 months.
>^ This fucking level of delusion
You shouldn't be allowed to post if your cope levels are this high

>>18248219
>the economy is still pretty strong besides wagie service sector
10 million unemployed and growing

>>18248028
>>18248139


BASED

>>18248398
It's roastie cunt waitresses making $20/hour to refill drinks and illegal spic/deadbeat line cooks/bartenders. Unironically bullish, based, and I couldn't be happier

>>18247919
Unemployed people aren't shareholders and don't create value. It's the bottom 10% of society.

>>18248478
>waitresses making $20/hour
maybe in commifornia or jew york.

>>18247964
>private and public debt bubble
>world economy shut down for months
>???
yeah, it will just be a temporary dip

>>18248498
They weren't unemployed a week ago dumbass

>>18247964
Yes, agreed. And if I might add: saying there will be a depression or even a recession again is like saying small pox or polio will ever be a major issue again. We know more about economies and how to manage them than we ever have in history. Trillions have gone into the research. Simulations have been run around the clock for decades. We have conquered the very concept of a downturn. We have slaughtered your black swan and made foie gras out of it. This is hard to accept, because it requires you to both accept that 1. there are people out there FAR more intelligent than you and 2. they have things under control. As a result, your life is not and will likely never be that interesting. You're a component of a controlled system. A recession or depression will not rescue you from the high quality life, the best quality of life currently available quite frankly that can still allow stability to be maintained, that you have been given. You might feel trapped, but that's a good thing. It means the system is working and it also means NO recessions or depressions. We have "beaten" economics.

>>18247919
Brainlets fail to realize the markets have been priced in. You start buying at the top of curve you retards, not selling.

>>18248219
The point of that was the economy isn't that strong. It would have tanked to 10k had Trump not printed 6 trillion dollars to keep the bubble inflated

>>18248219
>>18247964
The problem with your reasoning is that the service sector doesn't exist because of the other sectors, it's the opposite way.
The service sector is what's propping up all the other sectors.
>As of July 2019, 107.8 million people (71% of all nonfarm payroll employees) worked in private service-providing industries,
Whenever someone says "it's just the service sector" it's basically like saying "it's just 71% of all workers".
When they don't get paid they can't pay other sectors to provide to them. The 100,000 people working at McDonalds still has a car payment, the only difference is that his car payment is smaller, but because there are so many more of him then the effects of them being unemployed is much much much worse.

>>18248749
>Trump not printed 6 trillion dollars to keep the bubble inflated
>babbys first recession

>>18248161
Which crypto? Eth?

>>18248653
when can I invest in credits?

>>18247919
bullish and priced in

>>18248830
Yep

World is burning but the BRRRRRR continues. STOP PUMPING GODDAMN IT

>>18248639
It won't matter until it hits about 25M and important labor gets laid off

>>18247934
It's not, you edgy piece of shit. This is BlackRock pricing in.

>>18247957
usually you would be correct, but we are living in unusual times and everyone is going to get paid leave via trumpbux + unemployment benefits. meanwhile the government has "infinite" liquidity to buy up the market and keep it pumping. this is unironically the best time to buy.

>>18248078
>The market isn't controlled by soulless kikes
Learn how to play the game or fuck off

>>18248053

>>18247964
yes, extreme over leveraging to the point of corporations having to scramble for cash by mass issuing debt instruments and equity is a sign of economic strength.

surely this scramble for liquidity is bullish.

Any thoughts about Deutschbank?

>>18248878
Trump will never fucking let that happen. Ever. People will be rioting all over the country. We will go back to work before this faggot flu is done. People will not sit back and watch their jobs, money and mortgages collapse. Its not happening like that. There would be massive civil unrest. Everyone knows it. This will be over by June 1 at the latest.

>>18248034
>you can't price in a fucking black swan pandemic.

>>18247919
unreal

>>18247919
> retards don't understand what priced in means

>>18250469
My condolences.

>>18247919
The majority of retards on this planet have a very childish view of the economy. They think the economy is some rich heebs lighting cigars with 100$ bills while getting blowjobs. They cheer for the death of the economy without understanding what it means because it hasn't hit them yet.
Let me just list some of the things that have been declared non essential by our leaders. Dentists, repair shops(mechanical, electronic), ophthalmologists, plastic surgeons, markets (fruits and vegetables), the textile industry, furniture industry etc.
How are you imbeciles expecting to have functioning society without these things is beyond me. You truly don't understand what's going on around you, you think things are fine because you're getting welfare, as if hyperinflation is a solution instead of another problem.

>>18247919

>>18247964
>>18248653
Spotted the boomers in the thread.

>>18250581
>Plastic surgeons
I think whores will be able to function if their breast enhancement surgery gets delayed
>Dentist
Who the fuck goes to a dentist now days?

>>18247964
What YOU fail to realize since you're a brainlet is that the martial law imposed on us has nothing to do with the virus and is simply a global totalitarian power grab. Mark my words, the governments of the world are never giving back anyone's rights.

>>18250677
This. Cuomo said it himself "Nothing will be normal again after this"...You dumb fucks think this is anything other than a test for social control, you are in for a shock

>>18248461
>hospitals are full around the country
GO BACK

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>>18250664
>think whores will be able to function if their breast enhancement surgery gets delayed
Most plastic surgery operations are not sexual.


>Who the fuck goes to a dentist now days?
People who care about hygiene,obviously not you.

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

>>18247919
It was literally, uniorically priced in, you tard.

>>18247934
this is a retarded view. the gap is widening and you are going to get robbed daily

I'm still deciding if I should be buying more stonks

>>18250664
>Who the fuck goes to a dentist now days?
Classic American

>>18250709
Cuomo is a satanic mafia cocksucker though.

>>18251962
Exactly, and when he speaks he voices the wishes of his masters.

>>18247964
This is a big Dick opinion. The fact that everyone is bashing you gives me more reason to believe you are right.

>>18247964
Oh God, my sides.
This thread is killing me.

>>18250469
Look at the bright side: you are better off than my country.

>>18247919
Markets are juiced by central banks DIRECTLY PURCHASING ETFs

This is not f***inf complicati

>>18247948
>and israel

Yes, hello, is this anon?

>>18247964
This. We are headed into a golden bull age. If you are not buying now, I will not pity at you from my yacht in 5 years.
>what i want to happen =//= what will happen

hapoonertards

>>18247919
>Fuck this game.
uhm this is the most amaing traders market in years. The markets basically did nothing but slowly go up for ten years, now we're having all these crazy swings.
I'm sure goldman sachs is making a killing trading these markets.

>>18247919
I'll say it again - if you're a retail trader - STOP TRYING TO PREDICT DIRECTION. It doesn't work. I had data that showed me the exact number of Model 3s they were making and I still couldn't ballpark a range for the stock. There is no edge to this kind of trading.
Either trade volatility (while staying delta/vega neutral) or explore some other markets like real estate.

>>18248017
I think I’m done with this market too man. I got bitcoin I was going to use 200k and buy stocks but this shit is retarded. Think I’m better just paying off my house.

>>18247964
oh so this is the thought process of the retards who bought today

>>18248139
You realize dollar milkshake is bad for stocks(equities) & gold (commodities)

>>18247964
This is my take, however the longer this goes on the less true this will be as systemic issues begin to accumulate.

I am doing some home reno's and have built a shrine to Bogdanoff that will forever be entombed in my home in order to pump the market. Expect a green open tomorrow and a full recovery in the coming weeks.

>>18254631
>built a shrine to Bogdanoff that will forever be entombed in my home in order to pump the market
Truly, incredibly based good sir

>>18247948
the market was fake long before 2016.

sure you get the occasional market manipulator that will dump the market randomly but the really bad part are the bots, they really shit up the market 5 days a week.

>>18249694
I’m betting that we will see hyperinflation. So I’ll do what the rich are doing and get in a shit ton of debt.

markets dont always efficiently price things. The day to day fluctuations are more likely a coincidence of buyers and looser asks. People like to act like they know why the market is moving

>>18254809
whats a good leveraged etf for inflation

>>18251068
Even your larping is schizo

>>18247956
>implying the market is a number on a screen, completely controlled by what the fed needs it to be

>>18255249
Unironically any stock index ETF

>>18248871
It really feels like we're in that part of the movie where they know they made the right move, are right about everything, and yet shit still not crashing, for months, and seeing the game being rigged right before their eyes

>>18247934
and who buys the products made by cheap labour when there are 10 milion unemployed?
>>18247948
very based.

>>18247964
>bull market for 7 years
>totally normal goys
>keep buying stocks ehehe

>>18247919

Wagies are just dead weight in the corporate structure.

>>18247964

The fatalistic and DOOOMer howls and grunts in response to your post indicate that you are correct and this is a short term disruption with few lasting consequences except for a bunch of wagies who working at restaurants, who will now be forced to educate themselves or get training for a real job.

>>18247919
Priced in

All these retards who unironically bought puts thinking they're smarter than the market. It's people like you that me rich :) you could almost say the money I made today came directly from your pockets lmao

>>18247964
we're gonna string you up boy

>>18247964
Imagine being this stupid

>>18248161
Top kek

>>18247964
You've got few angry doomer responses i see XD

>>18248908
>that’s edgy

>>18254415
Retard spotted.

>>18255822
>everyone is calling you a retard
>this means you must be right
Get fucked kike.

>>18248653
this are just copypaste from reddit right?

>>18247919
classic 'murica

>>18256060
DEEDLIT FUCKING BEST WAIFU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18248653
Or maybe it's the other way round and people via life long conditioning in the absence of real danger just fail to realize, that shit is so unusual, that it unironically might to be serious this time. Just like all those guys on the beach some years back watching the whole ocean literally disappearing before their eyes and instead of having all their alarm bells ringing and get the fuck out asap they shoot videos with their smartphones just to be anihilated by the upcomming tsunami a few minutes later...

the people of this country are NOT prepared for what is coming

>>18256260
Based tsunami poster

>>18255724
no shit did you ever think we were not in a fraudulent system.

>>18255822
>a bunch of wagies who working at restaurants, who will now be forced to educate themselves or get training for a real job.
this is the actual issue, a whole bunch of stupid people are now useless (and were broke before)
also leveraged things are going to have foundations tested. tide goes out, people naked, etc

>>18256260
This is correct

Not a big deal since most of the unemployed will be right back at their old jobs once corona is over, or do you think the local McDonald's is firing 80% of their workers permanently and gonna run on a skeleton crew forever? If anything this is great for the economy since companies can use corona as an excuse to get rid of worthless parasites and not hire them back afterwards without worrying about diversity or discrimination lawsuits

>>18248017
>EUR
OH NONONONO
They don’t even have a functioning central bank, they are still sticking to rigid economical rules and retarded fiscal discipline, in Europe there will be only sadness and economic devastation after coronachan, half of businesses are already bankrupting

>>18256994
This. Everyone losing their jobs right now define the disposable worker. They're low intelligence low skill jobs that a monkey can do. These people can be easily transferred to other menial jobs at any point. They do not have education, ability, or skills nor do they seek it. The slaves are on vacation

>>18248096
yes

>>18257049
Or you know automated, *cough cough* link

>>18257010
Yeah right, because printing infinitely like the FED is doing is the definition of a functioning central bank

>>18250531
Double digit iq.

>>18257365
BTFO

>>18247919
It’s actually a very easy game to make money on right now. I’m sorry for your disability.

>>18257566
Please share. I'm too stupid/busy with work to branch out into much else.