/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18243277
first!

>>18243277
Lose all your money? Just learn to code!

>tfw the world won't change even slightly from all this chaos

i just want something to happen, anything at all.

>>18243277
Left or Right biz?

Why are those anime girls always mocking me?

>>18243305
For me, both.

>>18243305
Right
She seems honest and disgusted by the notion that you earn money through work.
Left one will just make fun of me.

>>18243305
realistically, right

>>18243305
Japanese drawings are degenerate.

>>18243305
right. she is way hotter.

>>18243305
the one with the penis

>>18243305
>no one picking left
more for me

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>>18243305
holy shit how is almost every single reply wrong?
never listen to /smg/

Accumulate REFR cheapies

>>18243316

Left, but for the same reasons

>>18243311
>>18243351

You can't pick both, sorry

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>>18243363
No, fuck you faggot.

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ONTX is only .29, unironically load up for the easiest money you'll ever make in your life by EOY

>>18243359
>>18243371
>>18243382
why are you spamming faggot

Should I buy XOM now or should I wait and see if it drops more?

We need a 120 day lockdown to insure trumpfags and chinese stop spreading coronachan. Once it's over, if ever then the market will find a new normal. This is the new normal until it's all locked down, bulls. The bears are going to continue to win

>biotech bagholders
Reminder that all biotech stocks are basically pump and dumps

HFC calls, ideas ?

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>>18243396
I've been buying it all week. DCA, man.

>>18243396
Oil is going negative, bro. The Saudis will just dig big pits and let it sit on top of the earth.

I need a few more days of dumps so I can sell my puts for a cruise to Antarctica. Hoping the unemployment numbers are horrible, but they were on Friday and it pumped so I dunno.

>>18243391
fuck off back to your trash penny stock faggot
>buying after the dump

>>18243391
So if ONTX rises just by 50$, a conservative estimate, I can retire with 45 billion!!!
>>18243400
They never learn, brother.
>>18243396
Buying oil stocks now is just insanity

>>18243395
Need to get this archived for the generations after the pandemic

>>18243409
Eventually the romey will have to throw in the towel. He's just putting more makeup on a dead pig.

Unemployment numbers out... Are they bad? If so I'm gonna buy calls because that's probably how the market is gonna react

>>18243397
Never ever, their plan is clearly to wait till the last moment to do a real lockdown hoping that there will be a cure or something.

>>18243419
>>18243403
>>18243382
Why are you archiving youtube videos?

>>18243435
wait no they're not

>>18243396
the market will crash the next two weeks as the US soon becomes as fucked as Italy. Oil is the last thing you want to sit with then

>>18243365
Whaddaya mean? Why can't I have Android-Chan and iPhone-Chan both, like I can have an Android device and Apple device?

>>18243435
wise choice. i will probably do the same.

>>18243447
at market open it seems

>>18243406
Oil can go negative and XOM will still have value. Even if a refinery and distribution network has a magic pipe of infinite free crude running into it, the output is still worth quite a bit. You can't put crude into your oil pan or gas tank. You can't inject it into a mold and get a plastic part.
The drop in their share price is due to panic and a lower demand for fuel during this period of severely reduced travel. Both will go away eventually, and if they can buy oil off the saudis for $15/ barrel then they can sharply lower the price for fuel and still make a profit. Lower prices for commodities actually increases demand, so I don't see them really losing long term.
In a word to describe XOM, I'd say "oversold".

>>18243435
8:30 american time whatever it is

Im long for now

>>18243461
2 hours

>>18243448
priced in

>>18243461
New York timezone, aka Eastern Daylight Time (GMT-4) when not on daylight saving.

>>18243449
If you already use Android, why would you cuck yourself with an apple device?

Daily reminder that this "crisis" is only killing people who are 90 years old with 5 underlying conditions. You think there's mass death, but really it's just a people who were going to die in less than a year anyway getting the process sped up. It's literally nothing.

GIVE ME THE NEWS

>>18243487
Android doesn't even mean uncucked. I bought a Galaxy 10 because my OnePlus 5t is starting to get little issues, and I found out you literally cannot get root. What a piece of shit. I'm still using the OnePlus.

>>18243513
Based fake pandemic. Now we can buy cheap stonks.

>>18243513
>>18243526
It's already priced in

>>18243487
Maybe you use an Android phone (because cheaper) and an Apple notebook (for MacOS).

>>18243513
everyone thinking its nothing should just contract it, would be a good gene pool cleansing

>>18243513
5% CDR with all global cases, 20% with closed cases, with data skewed by China Iran, and more than likely Indonesia under-reporting

>>18243513
>>18243526
delusional bulls

>>18243513
>Thinking about the virus instead of the economic and political effects of that virus
Technically 9/11 resulted in just 2000 deaths and some increased activity for NYC construction companies

>>18243540
But I want the stonks to keep going down so I can buy more.

>>18243513
Nigger old people are dying, young people end up in intensive care.

>>18243567
>young people end up in intensive care.
weak cunts

>>18243404
>the dca virgin
>the perfect timing chad

>>18243277
can someone make that say manlet

>>18243391
I'm already on 3 Biotech stocks and they are all down! DOWN! BioNtech is down 10% since I bought it!!! 10%!

>>18243513
I remember reading autistic discussions about 1-3% of the population dying off to some random disease and how that would affect the world. The general consensus was major economic collapse, going to 10% would wipe out the modern civilization.

Oh, every faggot in it had a Phd of some sort, some had multiple ones. I'm trying to find the thread at the moment.

How many hours until new job reports?

>>18243597
Buy more biotech stocks goy!

>>18243597
Stem cell therapies will moon Q3/4. Anything immunosuppressant (incl. a lot of cancer therapies esp. IO) will have a hard time recruiting / running trials...

What did you invest in?

>>18243618
8:30 EST

google it to your time zone, but round about 1:45h

A fun thing to do is going on stocktwits and reading all the desperate boomer pajeet biopenny comments.
Like cults waiting for the coming of the messiah.

I am going to short the entire global stock market

>>18243396
I bought at 35 and 37, almost bought at 31 too but I’m kind of retarded and tried to time the bottom

In the long run, even if it goes back down to 30 or lower I’ll just buy more and DCA, once the world opens back up you’ll be up double your money in a blue chip with great divies

>>18243305
am I the only one that thinks left?

>>18243574
The ideal /biz/ poster: perfectly times buys at the top and sells at the bottom. Broadcasts it so everyone else can do the opposite.

>>18243641
just get back what you put in
100% foolproof

>>18243400
you're retarded. you have to find the right biotech stocks. but there is indeed a lot of trash out there.
But companies like argen-x, galapaogs or morphosys aren't exactly trash biotech companies

>>18243639
Thats the stuff

>>18243647
Heres the source btw.

What makes bulls so delusional? Is it sheer stupidity?

>>18243701
Herbivores tend to have a smaller brain.

>>18243701
It's the system that's broken not us.

>>18243701
Don't worry bear, King Crab will snib snab all of your gains

>>18243701
Growth is not infinite, but the supply of fiat currency is.

How long until job report? And will the stocks go up or down on it?

>>18243746
they'll probably go up and down on it IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

@18243484
Kys

>>18243632
>What did you invest in?
BNTX @ 59.88
GILD @ 75.75
MRNA @ 30.70

>>18243746
Learn to read and think for yourself.

Why is the ExxonMobil and Shell stock rising again? Did something happen with the oil price war?

>>18243746
where have u been dude? If the news says it's the apocalypse the stock market will fucking moon

>>18243632
cancer is fun and all, but good luck finding the ones that actually work...

>>18243774
just tell me. I am going to do the opposite of what /biz/ thinks.

>>18243772
Trump says price war btwn Russia, Saudi ending soon. Nothing specific but there seem to be signs (e.g. Saudi doing a last big pump, Russia sending aid to USA) that that will happen.

>>18243772
Trump said he talked with the Saudis and Russia
That was literally it
There is so much desperation in oil stocks its unreal

>>18243277
Thoughts on DFFN?

>>18243790
>>18243794
thanks
I put 10k in ExxonMobil and Shell each, wanna see some gains

>>18243805
Saudi's didn't say anything really

>>18243789
News will be shit, stocks will moon

Reversing that means:
News will be great, stocks will plummet.
But you also have to reverse /smg/-logic so we arrive at:
News will be great and stocks moon

>tfw we are going to war with Venezuela

Which military stocks should I go all in on?

>>18243802
>Biopennies
>+60%
You missed the lottery, man. But feel free to Fomo.

>>18243531
Way back in December there's already a surge of flu cases in the US with unknown viral origin, posted by some medfag /pol/lack way back. Everyone will get it, there's no doubt about it, but not everyone will die.

>>18243811
meh
I bought Shell and ExxonMobil so cheap, I doubt they will fall much more and even if they'll rise again
already made 60% with Shell

Lads, is being a sissy bottom slut priced in?

>>18243767
And will it be higher or lower than expected? How easily can you fake numbers and reports? Trump and the FED will do anything nowadays

>>18243828
God I want a sissy bottom slut bf.
Am I gay?

>>18243277
Anybody else living the NEET lifestyle after getting canned cuz the economy sucks?

>>18243832
probably a bit lower than the worse expectation, so around 4-5.5M i guess

>>18243391
It's the last meme I hold, and only because average is .37 right now. I've wised up to the biomeme, but this one is either going to reinforce a lesson learned or or I'll take my money and remind myself never again gamble with my money

>>18243835
Neet any getting paid

>>18243833
Probably just prison gay because no woman would ever touch you

>>18243811
>>18243794
>>18243790
Trump didnt even comment or notice oil dropping until people starting complaining about companies going bankrupt. He didnt have any bailouts or help in the stimulus bill. He literally doesnt care, he wants low oil to hurt Iran and Venezuela and to lower gas prices to "stimulate" the economy. He is literally too stupid to realize most shale companies are going bust now. Dont expect him to help oil in anyway for foreseeable future.

>>18243833
Yes
Time for the bat

>>18243846
I'v never tried to meet anyone. Am I priced in to the dating market?

>>18243838
I'm sure it'll work out great.

JUST WOKE UP WHY IS PREMARKET GREEN

>>18243396
I'm a little fucking mad, sitting on 15K to DCA into this shit and now i've got fight the urge to FOMO

>>18243827
You're almost certain to see a 2x on XOM in a couple years.

>>18243813
plus a 50% chance of j. pow brrr to fuck up shorts

>>18243859
Bad news is expected today. So it's already priced in.

What should I buy puts on today, JPM, Citigroup or some meme company like Uber?

>>18243832
Find a different board.
If you can't find the time and draw a conclusion, but rather 'need' someone else to do it and tell you where to put your money, you're going to get wrecked.
This is in my screencap
>A higher than expected reading should be taken as negative/bearish for the USD, while a lower than expected reading should be taken as positive/bullish for the USD.
Actually use your brain for once instead of being spoon fed from an anonymous, Tibetan Croquet Club.

>>18243857
Cant we do reverse biomemery?
Like find promising new biomemes at 400$ and short them like this.

>>18243859
Just wait when unemployment numbers come out. We have 80 quadrillion priced in, anything less we will MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Can someone with a big brain explain to me what the implications are for this week?

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/treasury-securities/treasury-securities-operational-details

>>18243880
That's not how it works

>>18243835
Me, what do I do with myself anon

>>18243851
From a political perspective I think he has to give a shit, since it's election year and he would like to make sure Western PA stays in his column. Not saying it won't come without cost - probably had to make concessions on Nord Stream II or Russian sanctions. Anyway just an opinion

any drv fags

Do you trust governments or corporations more?

>>18243859
Oil prices are up

>>18243913
in theory, governments. in reality they are the same thing.

>>18243903
>From a political perspective I think he has to give a shit
Yeah somewhat, he needs the votes of a lot of oil workers but right now they are all unemployed or will be by end of May. He didnt seem concerned about low oil until coincidentally tucker carlson did a 10 minute rant about oil going bankrupt is bad for the US on Tuesday night. Wednesday morning Trump is suddenly going to meet with oil execs out of the blue. I just dont see any evidence trump was going to help shale companies.

>buy CCL at 1000
>it dips to 700
>starts recovering
>FOMO and buy more CCL
>it immediately drops even further down to 650
b-bros I dont feel so good

Told you to buy RDS.B. Actually you might want to wait a bit because we're in acute hype right now and this will almost certainly go down but long term it's still a great buy

>>18243889
Honestly, it would not be worse gambling than biopennies itself

>>18243931
>Buying CCL
Dou you have an brain demege?

>>18243913
Once you get to the scale of a multinational corp, they're equally incompetent.

rate my first 1000% gains

>>18243938
Why would you buy Shell over Exxon or BP or Total or... ? My problem with supermajors is none have competitive advantages.

>>18243941
No, you dumbfuck.
No bio meme starts out at 400. They retroactively get assigned this price due to reverse splits and they go down because dilution.
At least read the investopedia intro articles before you post here.

>>18243913
Government, I am more valuable to the fed as a taxpayer than I am to any corp as a shareholder.

>>18243949
I am legit starting to believe so. Surely they can only go up from here, right? It was fucking 4000 before, and people will not magically stop going on cruises

>>18243973
As long as this Corona thing goes nobody is going on any cruises, except for the long cruise to the afterlife.

What cruise companies have the biggest capital buffers and can withstand a few months of no revenus?

BVB stock:
Borussia Dortmund GmbH & Co. KGaA operates a football club and a professional football squad. It operates through the following segments: Borussia Dortmund GmbH & Co. KGaA, BVB Merchandising GmbH, BVB Event & Catering GmbH, and besttravel dortmund GmbH. The Borussia Dortmund GmbH & Co. KGaA segment manages football club including a professional football squad and includes revenue arising from transfer deals, catering, TV marketing, advertising, and match operations. The BVB Merchandising GmbH segment comprises of merchandising business. The BVB Event & Catering GmbH segment involves in conducting stadium tours; providing and arranging for event staffing services; and planning, organising, catering, steering, and conducting events of all types.
Am I reading this correctly or I am finally losing it? A soccer club stock?? What is wrong with Germans..

>>18243973
>People will not magically stop going on cruises

They most certainly will if those cruise ships become newsworthy as floating plague centers (this is currently happening)

Zooms and millennials were barely into the idea of being on a boat with a bunch of paneer rapists anyway, this corona mess is just going to scare away the primary cruise demographic-boomers.

Cruiselines unironically may never (and honestly, probably SHOULD never) recover.

>>18244005
you also have ajax and juventis. dunno if there are more football stocks

god, i love these people so much

Is LB going to die this month

>>18244010
manchester united also has a stock

>>18244012
we really do live in a society....

>>18243391
SEND ME MORE HE CUTE VERSIONS PLEASE

>>18243931
lol, the big investors also don't want to buy this pile of shit. before you know they are in full panic mode creating shares to stay alive with massive share dilutation as a consequence

USA finds out china has been lying about the corona virus numbers
China replies that is "moral slander"

>>18243835
I just always lived like this.

>>18243973
they got some funding yesterday so i'm probably going to take a nibble this morning and see what happens

>>18243959
I stay away from all biotech so no idea.
Are you a virgin?

>>18243973
>and people will not magically stop going on cruises
Except they will.
Cruises are for boomers and boomers are dying, young people are not into cruises, it's not trendy, too expensive for young folks.

Cruises were already hurting before the corona.

The whole cruise industry needs to reinvent themselves if they want to survive.

Any divy bros out there care to comment on when to buy?
I'm un-ironically trying to buy the dip for the long term and am working on something that finds ex-div. dates +/- 2 weeks from today.
Now I need a strategy to set my buy limits as well as a trailing stop.
Any suggestions as to whether it makes more sense to buy the dip after the payout or to buy a week or so prior?

>>18244012
>dunno if there are more football stocks
Isn't normal now for every club to have a stock?

what are your guys thoughts on NBRV?

>>18244051
>The whole cruise industry needs to reinvent themselves if they want to survive.
Perhaps the return of Ocean Liners?

>>18244037
Honestly I've found the fact that there's been a line of "No don't say that, saying that is bad and worse than millions of people dying!" throughout this thing to be really fucking disturbing.

>>18244023
ManU makes money with Pajeet buying jerseys and idiots paying 50 quid a day to watch their games on Sky TV.
They wont go anywhere. If anything success would mean they spend money buying players instead of new fan shops.

>>18244061
Pdufa in Juni or smth.
Will likely run up. Otherwise a shit company.

>>18244056
I suppose after the payout because there are enough idiots that don't know you have to have the stock before reserve date to get paid dividends.

>>18243277
Sprint just merged with T-Mobile, I had a weekly on S, which seems to have been converted to a call on TMUS at the same strike price, am I rich or do I only get to exercise to buy 10 shares of TMUS.

>>18244075
Whats the new price in your broker?

So basically at 2009 levels already.

>>18244056
Divvy stocks are only worth holding onto long term. A trailing stop becomes rather secondary to ensuring you get a "safe" dividend that won't leave the second times get tough. It also makes timing rather pointless if you want to DCA in. Sometimes those stocks get a slight bump before dividend calls. You are overthinking this. That kind of approach makes sense for a trader, not an investor.

>>18244083
It’s just a gray (-) right now bc pre-market I think. I don’t know, the strike was $9 but TMUS is @ ~ $86

Which cheapie stock should I go all in on today, boys? I'm feeling lucky.

>>18244105
XOM?

>>18244097
Let us know how that shakes out

Might do this with all mergers lmaooo

>>18244037
The Chinese menace will soon be eradicated.

>>18244085
when do the numbers get released?

>>18244105
Anything
Unemployment is priced in. Green morning incoming

>>18244117
Read the thread retard.
>>18244123
Unironically priced in. Last jobless claims was a +3% day and today will probably be too.

>>18244142
I'm not going back through this entire thread shitskin.

>>18244112
>he thinks the oil war is going to end soon

Russia and KSA are working together to destroy the US fracking industry. This will last well into the fall.

>>18243955
Grat's you made 10 bucks

What is with boomers and their shitty floating casinos?

Where can i go to screen for TSX only? Non of the websites or apps seem to do this.
I am but a lowey leaf wanting leaf issued etf's

>>18244159
They sure love spending their children's inheritance

>>18243912
Waiting for a dip

>>18244159
cruise ships will be fine in the future. most peolpe are too ignorant and love their overly expensive luxury life styles.

>>18244168
its theirs when they dead zoomer

futures randomly pumping, probably report and numbers leaked already

WHICH MILITARY STOCKS SHOULD I GO ALL IN ON!!?!?!!?!?!?!

>>18244180
ok liberal

Good morning my nothing burgers, ready for that massive green dildo?

>>18243531
They would statistically get over it and have stronger immune systems for it

>>18243991
Cruise ships were already hotspots of infection. Just like convention centers, sport games, and any other place where people are packed together in a social environment. The ships have gotten better as they roll out mitigations. Over the last few years I think all liners have started strongly encouraging the use of hand sanitizer before entering the buffet area. They should also really do a basic medical check before boarding. Just a temp check and basic observation for signs of illness would be a major improvement.

>>18244051
Some liners are much more youth oriented, but the destinations are all hyper commercial and fake as fuck. The newer ships are all too big to dock at many of the older and less built up ports, ferrying is expensive, and larger ships generally give better returns. The result: A small number of destinations at the most profitable (often liner owned) locations are what is available. The younger generations prefer a more real experience over a more luxurious one. Most of these ships do everything they can to pretend they aren't a ship. A lot about them seems very fake. Then you get on shore and if you have any level of awareness you'll realize all the local shops are owned by the same company, and all the people you run into are essentially acting. This is bad for long term revenue. Most young people will try cruising once, and figure it's boring. Liners can easily pivot when this really starts to become a problem though. Ferrying is always an option to visit more interesting destinations without needing a massive dock, and ships can be remodeled to be more genuine. In the long term, smaller vessels with less extravagance will be necessary.

>>18244201
ouch that hurt

>>18244202
sell the rumor buy the news these days

>>18244174
bought at 32
dont think its going down any further

>>18244184
Was the market this divorced from the economy during the 08 crash?

>>18244205
>They would statistically get over it and have stronger immune systems for it
It is a slow mutator so once you have it you aren't really stronger for it since you likely won't encounter a significant strain different from it again. Actually it isn't even death that you have to worry about. Like all of these respiratory viruses it can cause permanent lung scarring.
>>18244202
I cannot wait for this no volume day.

Who has the CNBC app? Why does it say every single stock was down 100% yesterday

>>18244218
i dont even know which is which at this point

>>18244231
Nope.

>>18244218
More like ignore everything and buy buy buy. The fed declared an open bar. Time to get fucked up.

>>18244231
There was bear market rallies but unlimited QE at the first drop wasnt available. That came later. Trump and the current fed just went straight to overdrive on printing at the start.

>>18243817
I don't think we'll go to war, too many CIA glowies in the jungle to be shooting cruise missiles willy nilly.

>>18244255
This, also, the QE was not allocated to equity markets in 2008 as it is now IIRC

>>18244231
Stock market stopped being a predictor of the economy in the 80s. It started to not even be a lagging indicator in the 00s. Infinite QE has pushed things into new territory.
It allows us the great boomer insight that all of this is "nothingburger temporary pause" as if its actually possible to hit pause and then play on the global economy without jarring disruptions.

>ze bears loaded back up on poots?
>pamp eet

>>18243896
I dunno man

>>18244277
not the global economy
but the US economy is pretty much 100% service based at this point and you CAN hit pause and then play on it. it's literally going to rebound instantaneously

>>18244277
The market was in a downturn starting September of 2007

>>18244072
That's kinda what I was entertaining - the ultimate 'buy the dip'
>>18244090
Much appreciated - I took pic related which does seem like a good collection of divy stocks. It's just that it comes down to more stocks than I have money for right now, so I have the option of being very selective with that to pick up, and in turn, how I pick it up.

Listen up, faggots. The stock market started going into clown world when Greenspan lowered the rates to almost zero. His action was a direct cause for boomers dumping their money into the markets, which explains the exponential growth in stock valuations during the Obama years, which had stagnate economic growth.

>>18244179
lmao cruise ships are not "luxury life style"

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/NEPT/jIL0wuBO-NEPT-Neptune-Wellness-Solutions-COVID-19/

>>18244319
they carry that perception for many
SBX isn't "luxury life style" either but that is the perception

>>18244231
They forgot to stop the QE faucet after 2008 so now it takes a fire hose to have an effect.
The market has been divorced from reality this whole time, corporate profits have hardly moved since 2012 in the longest bull market ever.

> been wanting to invest for a while
> had 10 grand stashes away
> miss the low point last week
> say fuck it and buy in a few days ago
> two days later the market starts going to shit again
> don't mind because I put all my money into long term ETF's and don't plan on touching it until I retire, so what happens now wont matter in 40 years

Who else no-stress /ETF/ here?

>>18244319
This!

Its an illusion of luxury for low income boomers and retirees

>>18244061
Had high hopes for them a few months ago. Now not so sure of them. Riding it to zero or the top at this point

>>18244357
better dont look into the market at all then

>>18244357
>Stock market makes a Japan 2.0
>Waits 30years
>Still made zero money

Who else braindead /ETF/ here? Profit now or profit never, intraday traders ftw.

Is this priced in bros?

>>18244372
I refuse to believe that he isn't just saying dumb shit on purpose at this point kek

>>18244357
>49 yes from now
>-20%

>>18244372
What the fuck is this guy's problem?

>>18244314
You will have to hold the divvy stock from the reserve date at least to get anything. Buying and selling dividend stocks is basically trading but on the scale of weeks. That is simply not going to be worth your time. You get these stocks to hold onto for years, maybe even decades. All that will matter is that the dividend is consistent and "safe" in that the company does not have a habit of pulling it often. All of them will be a steal right now. Just price in slowly like once a week or once a month.

please tell me we open green today, I really need it bros

>>18244357
there won't be a stock market in 40 years

Uhhhh

>>18244372
I sincerely hope that he's just fucking around and isn't actually that mad at some random online person

>>18244378
For real, he gets hammered by zoomers all day.
He has to be in on it by now.

6 GOZILLION UNEMPLOYED. I REPEAT, IT'S GOING TO BE 6 GOZILLION UNEMPLOYED. BRACE FOR IMPACT. HOW CAN IT BE PRICED IN.

Are we going to dump back below 230 ever again? I’m sick of staring at this puts.

>>18244386
Delusional bulls who were born in the 90s and were too young/dumb to remember 2008. The bulls have no idea wtf they are setting themselves up for.

>>18244348
So, infinite QE is definitely a major factor in this. But what are the repercussions? Won't this just inflate the bubble again until the next crash? The only trick they have left I believe is negative interest rates.

3 minutes until the whole market gets sucked through the bottom, as if it were sitting in a plane and the plane just got punctured by something (((jobless claims)))

>>18244384
He lost more money in one minute than your entire bloodline will ever make in a million years.

>>18244400
Yes, probs as soon as your puts expire tho checked btw
>>18244399
Checked

>>18244386
promise cost nothing , we will open green bro.

>>18244405
best site to get the report first?

>>18244372
His tweets even radiate boomer from the screens they are displayed from

Fucking Tesla tank already. It actually rose 4% after -9% and all it seems to get is bad news.

Nao at +1.65% and falling but shit seemed to be PRICED IN

5.5 MILLION UNEMPLOYED
>5.5 MILLION UNEMPLOYED
5.5 MILLION UNEMPLOYED
>5.5 MILLION UNEMPLOYED
5.5 MILLION UNEMPLOYED
>5.5 MILLION UNEMPLOYED
5.5 MILLION UNEMPLOYED
>5.5 MILLION UNEMPLOYED

>>18244405
Unemployment is bullish

PUMP EET JEROME

>>18244420
sauce

Oh gawd i have no idea what i am doing.
Just going to buy some random shit next week. I dont have a need for my spare cash, i stay in, no friends.
Fuck it yolo. With me luck bros. Im gonna make it?

>>18244385
I hear you, and that is my plan - long term holds.
I suppose I just have too much time on my hands to contemplate whether or not to buy at the post-dividend date and pick up the stock for 1-3% less, then enjoy the dividend next quarter.

>>18244420
New or total?

>>18244419
At least you have great taste in doujins.

6.6 million lads

What event isn't priced in at this point?

>>18244433
Per second

https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf
In the week ending March 28, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claimswas 6,648,000, an increase of 3,341,000 from the previous week's revised level.
https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf
In the week ending March 28, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claimswas 6,648,000, an increase of 3,341,000 from the previous week's revised level.
https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf
In the week ending March 28, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claimswas 6,648,000, an increase of 3,341,000 from the previous week's revised level.

>>18244420
it's actually more lmao

6.6 million jobless isn't to bad

>>18243277
6.6 MIL UNEMPLOYED

>>18244444
Based and doompilled

>>18244438
>>18244420
>>18244433
>>18244428


Holy shit I was larping with saying 5.5 million, but its literally 6.6 million.


Bullish and Pricedin pilled.

LOL compare to history

>>18244438
Fug it's actually 6.6 million. Brutal. The market will still probably go up though.

>>18244444
Checked

HOLY FUCK IT DOUBLED SINCE LAST TIME

JEROME NOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOOOOMP IT NOOOOOOOOOO

TOMORROW WE GET FULL UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS FOR MARCH. ITS ACTUALLY OVER

>>18244444
Nice digits
Bullish
Priced in
Spy 420 eoy

>>18244399
Looks like I'd been priced in, huh.
I wonder what markets and futures did when Jews declared how much died during WW2.

BOBO
O
B
O

>>18244444
Yellowstone's eruption.

And checked

only 6.6m? fuck this shit, i am longing.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

where are all the man babies preaching we were going to have 32 million unemployed? giant massive green dildo today.

>>18244446

I am so fucking comfy to be holding a short position right now.
Even if it is a hedge it's gonna push me past breaking even and I'm going to have so much cash for the true bottom at spy 150.

>>18244458
Yes, this is definitely bullish.

Inverse market.

It's literally priced in now, bros.

>MUH 6.6 GORILLION
>MUH 6.6 GORILLION
>MUH 6.6 GORILLION
>MUH 6.6 GORILLION
>MUH 6.6 GORILLION
>MUH 6.6 GORILLION

>>18243723
It's priced in retard

futures tanking

>>18244483
always with these 6 numbers oy vey

I hope you are ready for a no volume day where the machines try to bait each other. Whichever way we trend today tomorrow will be the opposite and only in the last 10 minutes of trading.

Wasn't 6 million the high end outlier yesterday? 6.6 million seems pretty fucking brutal

>>18244444
Your get was priced in.

>>18244499
It was the highest estimate. It outpassed even the highest estimate

I threw all my money at HAL yesterday and it looks like it might moon today.

>SPY dumping
WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS!!

Futures dropped like .65% in 5 min

>>18244483
>>18244463
Priced in. We will end up +3% by end of day.

>>18244444
your get is very bearish

Where the bulls at?

6.6 million new unemployed is bullish right? Priced in guys! lmao god damn mouth breathers.

>>18244457
Show that graph per job seeker. It will still look bad but not as bad. In the 80s there were only men working so the total working pool would be lower and push the initial data up. Have integrity with the data you post Anon

futures dying

>>18244206
>Most young people will try cruising once
I did one with 2 friends.
Went to northern europe, amsterdam, copenhagen, bilbao.
I liked it, the northern europe route is nice. Somewhat youth oriented.

>>18244064
>Perhaps the return of Ocean Liners?
Nah.
For me, it would be spring break style cruises.
Massively oriented to partying, nothing of that fancy dinning and what not.
It's booze, more clubs, fast food and a nice female to male ratio!
That will get things going on board.
Now add lines across mexico gulf, southern spain and fuck it, one that passes through the dirtiest places in thailand that can dock a ship.

Pure debauchery on board, nothing else, 5 days for around base 1000$ with booze and food included (not like you need quality stuff)

Is it a rule that CNBC use 'surge' every day on their home page?

>>18244504
That's what I meant yeah, didn't realize how poorly I'd worded the first sentence. It was way higher than the other estimates and we still fucking beat it, fucking hell

>>18244499
>>18244504
The first week's unemployment number was higher than the most bearish estimate and so is the second week's. It's V shaped recovery though guys c'mon this is all priced in.

>>18244506
>it might moon today.
All of oil is up expecting good news from Trump meeting oil execs on friday. However its saudi and russia who are doing it and Trump isnt going to do anything about both so be careful about that gain. The meeting on friday isnt going to change much.

>>18243301
Life is boring; create your fate

futures on life support

How do I cope with the fomo - I didn't buy puts during all this.

>>18243513
Fatality rates are extremely inflated because only patients with severe and grave symptoms are being tested. On top of that the test kits that they're using cannot differentiate between regular coronaviruses and this alleged "new" and "deadly" strain that allegedly came from China and everyone is freaking about. Coronaviruses are very common. It's like having herpes or candida or whatever else. Pretty much everyone has it and most of us would test positive anyways.

It's the common cold under other name. It's all just a big hoax.

>>18244530
See >>18244463
Tomorrow is going to be even worse

after seeing these numbers not sure to buy at market open, risky but jerome is here

>>18244527
I am pretty sure most of their business articles are written by machine. The author just adds commentary.

YOU TOLD ME IT WAS PRICED IN WHAT THE FUCK

Futures are actually diving lol I'm surprised

yeah that's right
yeah that's right you fucking retarded bulls.
time to accept reality.

futures children filing into the room. making sure to keep sad looks on their faces but all they can think about is the reading of the will

>>18244547
https://pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

It causes brain damage, intercranial bleeding and permanent neurological damage if it doesn't kill you. I don't remember the cold doing that

>>18244545
>FOMO with VIX this high
That is how you lose a lot of money

wow these jobs numbers totally surprised me

>>18244545
Just buy some cheap way OTM puts, SPY 5/1 180 Puts were only 1.45 yesterday kek

Oh nononono no no no market is saying it wasn’t priced in no no no no

6.6 million, priced in right bulls? Fucking god damn idiots.

>>18244564
Quit fucking shilling this. You can find an article for even the common cold causing this

>>18244444
Pricing in is priced in

>300 points gone in an instant
was it really the job report claims?

>>18244474
fuck yeah brother

>>18244444 chekd

Alien Disclosure during global thermonuclear war

Put me in the screencap

Was there ever a vaccine or cure for Ebola and Zika?

>>18244577
Do it

>>18244419
>Fucking Tesla tank already. It actually rose 4% after -9% and all it seems to
I still can't believe it went from 500 to 530 AFTER the news of shutting down their main factory in California. Because the town Sheriff said so!
How can you take from that and go buy stock?!?
HOW?!?

futures death rattle begins. heavy rasping as it struggles to bring in gains. the end is near

>record number unemployment
this means we'll pump, right?

>>18244586
Yes Fauci said that Zika can be mass produced at any minute, along with Ebola

Random fucking picks looking like a wise play now.
See you all out there when we all gots yahts boiiiis

>>18244594
new thread, a bit early but whenever people make 5 new ones at once it triggers my autism

>>18244594
new
>>18244594
new
>>18244594
new
>>18244594
new
>>18244594
new

>>18244561
Great analogy

>>18244581
>It started dropping the moment the report came out
I don’t know you tell me

>>18244592
maybe after open, will open red

>>18243277
AND WE ARE RED
> WELCOME ABOARD GENTELMEN

futures ded. futures wife cries while the children look around wondering how they are supposed to react. futures other family begin wondering when the wife will die so they can swoop up whatever she leaves unspent

>>18244554
>I am pretty sure most of their business articles are written by machine. The author just adds commentary.
Since most of these articles come out soon as some news drops its got to be mostly bots compiling most of the article.

>>18244564
In one (1) person so far

>>18244420
Priced in

How we feeling today bobros
Sitting in cash except for these shares of SPXS I’ve been bagholding for 8 days now

>>18244648
One person means its capable of causing this, and they don't know how many have it yet since they aren't doing brain MRI or CT scans on everyone that has COVID

WHO GIVES A SHIT THEY'RE JUST GOING TO PUMP ANYWAYS

>>18244554
The more I think about it, the less it makes sense.
They could throw in a little library to choose from with the help of a thesaurus.
And the headline doesn't reflect tickers.
Whatever. I've probably spent more time on their site in the past 30 days than any of their workers

This is the kind of shit we're about to get. Millions of unemployed, businesses and banks going down. This is fucking it, be ready to buy the dips, lads.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_1990s_depression_in_Finland

>>18244372
This man is a national treasure.

Lol imagine being a bull

>>18244420
>5.5 MILLION
Anti-semite!

>>18244420
6.6

>>18244787
whats the volume on that candle?

>>18244787
Imagine thinking a 30% drop in the market doesn't price in 10% unemployment

>>18244686
Jerome
Pump it

>>18244709
>Muh tiny economy is the same as the world's largest

FTFY

Just go back to posting graphs with MSPaint lines drawn all over them and calling them analysis

>>18244690
>I've probably spent more time on their site in the past 30 days than any of their workers

Bear Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw

>>18244888
Trips duly observed.