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18240973 No.18240973 [Reply] [Original]

How do I unironically profit from Coronavirus? I'm not gonna live like a rat eating canned bacon for the rest of my life. I refuse.

>> No.18241004
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>become a space nazi
>wear respirator to protect against hazardous atmospheric dust
>immune to corona because respirator
>???
>profit!

>> No.18241152
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>canned bacon
bacon is a cured meat, so why would it be in a can?
it already lasts indefinitely, what's the point of putting it in a can?

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Cannibal delivery.

>> No.18241263
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>>18241152
Nigger, bacon may be cured but it doesn’t last forever; you can freeze it to last 6 months but you must use it within a week of opening

>> No.18241311

>>18240973
I say make face masks and sell them to hospitals. Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing (3M) is making only 10,000 a day and that’s around the clock

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>>18241311
Do I need a factory or can I just go buy some construction paper and start making them at home?

>> No.18241354

>>18240266
I am unironically considering taking out a loan and buying this along with a few other things (NYZO, maybe ALGO)

>> No.18241356
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>>18240973
You are to late, or maybe not, in your country
Mask shortage, nobody cares, at least medics have some, hoarders start selling them, gov orders some from china, still 0 masks in shops. Gov passes the law to wear a mask in any public place, this means everyone in cities has to wear them outside. Masks out of cloth are allowed.
So fren, what do you do in this situation? You hire 5 local women who knows how to use sewing machine. Get materials and sew masks. Currently one cloth mask goes 9-14 EUR for one, on the internet. Black ones are most popular, straight 12 EUR.
Guess how many of them, my girls are able to make in one day. You will never guess, those girls are making me a bank. all of them doing it for long hours at home, because they making a bank too.
I expect this mask boom to last at least 3 more weeks. Then I guess my profits will go down. Currently it's a gold mine, everything is gone in 1 hour once I fill my stock.
I guess black ones are most popular, because others can't see how dirty it gets, or maybe it's just a trend seen in japan or over in korea, dunno

>> No.18241373

>>18240973
How dare you insult Spam like that. Hands down the best sandwich meat in the world.

>> No.18241393

>>18241323
You need a sewing machine, polypropylene fabric and elastic bands. See the bands on the fabric; make sure you do it on both ends. That’s it. There are guidelines you need to follow to sell to hospitals they are here: https://www.fda.gov/media/71660/download

>> No.18241762

>>18240973
Buy businesses that are on sale now

>> No.18241814

>>18241393
based