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>> No.18241055

>>18241049
Go to your nearest Centrelink.

>> No.18241057
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SPY 200 by EoM

>> No.18241058
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Where my fellow /cash/ gang brothers at?

>> No.18241066

once the virvs blows over, everything will go back to normal, fellow bvllchads

>> No.18241067

>>18241058
I'm going in tomorrow. buy orders revved up.

>> No.18241070
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>>18241058
cash + gainful employment chads
plus I even got a few hundred in Q1 divvies paid into my RH that I used to buy some more stocks today

>> No.18241073

>>18241057
Gunna drop fat on SPY 200 puts June 19

>> No.18241075

>>18241060
sell at any decent profit, wait for the next big pointless surge, buy more at like $15 or whatever

>>18241066
this virus won't "blow over" until Q3 and that's wildly optimistic because it assumes both strong seasonality and a vastly improved public health response

>> No.18241088

>>18241075
Virus is already slowing down like crazy in Italy, it won't last much longer there. China is already back at full industrial capacity and the rest of Asia is doing extraordinarily well. US is being hard-hit but this will be forgotten in two - three weeks time like it is in most of Europe.

>> No.18241089

Will inter-state flight ban will deal the killing blow to airline companies?

>> No.18241100

>>18241083
This is solid. I've lost money on options by forgetting to close them same day even though I was beyond strike. Especially if you're down, take the -30% and close it before the day is over.

>> No.18241108

>>18241088
Italy has stopped the virus by doing what America refuses to do, a full Wuhan style shut down and basically putting the entire country under house arrest. This will probably work for eurocucks, but Americans will never obey something like that. The weaker the shutdown is, the longer the virus will take. And we haven't seen a second wave yet.

>> No.18241125

>>18241089
It will unironically help them because they won't have to keep flying empty planes to hold airport slots.

>> No.18241139

>>18241123
ATHX but they've already mooned

>> No.18241156

>>18241145
I think we are not done going down, thats why I sold almost everything.

>> No.18241158

thinking about picking up some more boeing

>> No.18241219

>>18241145
I dont have the credentials to argue with him, but I reckon he's giving oversimplified advice. Maybe he's talking about sitting on your cash for months or years waiting for a dip?

>> No.18241230

>>18241158
Boeing was overvalued even back in February. Currently there are problems with their commercial (737 Max), defense (KC-46 Pegasus), and space (CST-100 Starliner) contracts. They burned their cash reserves AFTER the 737 Max accidents in a frenzy of stock buybacks. The company is plagued by morale issues and a general little kingdoms problem with middle management.
Everything about this company is crashing and burning. Why on earth would you pick up more Boeing? They aren't getting back to that stock price they had for years, maybe even a decade or more, if at all.

>> No.18241242

>>18241225
head on over to our beginner investment website reddit we will get you all setup.

>> No.18241243

>>18241225
Strap a $100 bill on a pigeon and let it fly to the east.
Two months later that pigeon will be pecking your window with a $1 bill strapped to its leg.

>> No.18241253

>>18241230
theyre just going through a correction. will be back 200 soon, 400 in a few years

>> No.18241257

Just invest in companies that will be used for the eventual ww3 after this blows over and everyone is tired of china's shit.

>> No.18241262

>>18241089
govt wont let them fail so they are pretty much bottomed out already

>> No.18241270

>>18241108
most of america is already voluntarily on lockdown, theres no point yet

>>18241139
i think ATHX is just getting started personally

>> No.18241290

>>18241282
your loss..

>> No.18241292

>>18241253
>will be back 200 soon, 400 in a few years
What is this based on? Wishful thinking?
I think Boeing's reputation is toast in terms of contracts by Airbus and Lockheed. If you want that sweet boomer defense stock with dividends Raytheon seems like its basically Boeing, but better.

>> No.18241300

Is 1,374 deaths in New York reasonable considering all those bodies in that one hospital? How many giant hospitals do they have?

>> No.18241315
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>>18241300
The news conference today said there will be a minimum of 200,000 deaths. It was like a funeral.

>> No.18241319

>>18241282
I do expect WW3 to start from this and I still think there's better investments than Boeing (NOC, LMT, RTN, KTOS)

>> No.18241336

Is anyone shorting UTX today ahead of the merger on friday?

>> No.18241363

>>18241070
Cash gang means he holds no stocks. It’s not crazy but I’m not a fan. I’ve got probably 50% cash though and will be loading up if we retest or crash further.

>>18241328
That hospital hallway in the video posted 2 threads back did not look like they were handling it easily.

>> No.18241412

>>18241399
No volume today.
All of it Friday.

>> No.18241484

What's your opinion on trading sims and back testing?

I've just started trying my swing strat which I've just started using weeks ago and I'm getting 95% win rate with 15-40% gains. Fortunately I'm also doing fine in the actual market.

>> No.18241498

>>18241493

The apocalypse is bullish and priced in

>> No.18241539

>>18241500
What emoji?

>>18241493
Because when the media stops hyping the virus being more than a milder flu. Everything will be just fine.

>> No.18241549

>>18241517
AI isn't real nigger.

>>18241532
AAL was down to $10 like a week and a half ago. Why didn't you ask then? What makes this the magic price now all of a sudden? Does it look like everything is going to magically get better on Friday that you suddenly want to buy the dip?

>> No.18241550

>>18241500
what are you talking about?

>> No.18241556
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Futures trading is fun :O
>>18241545
I thought job numbers were on the 3rd?

>> No.18241560

>>18241539
>boomvestor
There was a slowdown happening even before this. It is fantasy to think that there was just a pause button on everything.

>> No.18241566
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Oil to the moon tommrow, Bank Stocks to the moon tommrow

>> No.18241577

>>18241566
USO or CVX? Also looking at C tee bee aech

>> No.18241578

>>18241553
I think American or Delta will not survive this next year. Maybe both. If you are a stockholder you will almost surely get nothing out of them being bought out by a competitor. A bondholder on the other hand....

>> No.18241612

>>18241034
No, it is all lie! nothing happen

>> No.18241614

>>18241556
gotten into futures since that book?
Is it working?

>> No.18241640

>>18241058
leave that game of usury and start play life with out usury together with people on friendly equal terms

>> No.18241644

>>18241493
end of humanity has been priced in

>> No.18241663
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>>18241614
Still only papertrading, volume profile seems to work so well though! Still using candlesticks like a brainlet, the full market profile looks like dwarf fortress and gives me a headache. I'll get it with enough practice.
Once my taxes come back and I get my trump bux I think I'll put a good amount into ToS and actually trade them. I didn't realize how expensive /es contracts were kek, I'm gonna be trading like 15-30% of one at a time >_<

>> No.18241664

my city/regional discord has a stock chatroom and all everyone talks about is options

>> No.18241676

>>18241664
wallstreetbets has poisoned the well, reveals low time preference among population. More volume to sell OTM calls into kekkies

>> No.18241677

>>18241569
Initial jobless claims are released every thursday. They’re separate from unemployment numbers.

>> No.18241681
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>>18241577
Absolutely

>> No.18241684

>>18241664
Ignore the herd. Go with stocks.

>> No.18241695

>>18241532
nobody is going to want to vacation or do optional travel for over a year. corona isnt going to disappear magically its going to take a long time to burn out

>> No.18241706
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>>18241681
Which one you rat!!! Don't say both! USO?? I like USO!

>> No.18241717

>>18241695
>nobody
>a year
1. People have short attention spans
2. Corona is going to become normalized

>> No.18241718

>>18241672
I'll go ahead and guess that China might be re-instituting their lockdown in pieces because of this.

>> No.18241719

>>18241708
same with cruiselines. its going to take people a while to get over the fear of corona. plus until the entire population catches it, there are going to be outbreaks of it everywhere for at least a couple years

>> No.18241748

>>18241336
Anon, curious, why would you short it? Wouldn't that raise the stock price?

>> No.18241768

>>18241766
Snib Snab

>> No.18241790

UTX only gets 1:1 RTX @ 56% and RTN gets 1:2.3 RTX @ 43% in the merger

>> No.18241800

>>18241717
>mass graves are normal
people in america are sheltered and used to a posh lifestyle.

>> No.18241813

>>18241807
I think 8:30 EST.

>> No.18241820

>>18241800
Porno at your fingertips and homeless junkies weren’t normal for a while either. You’d be surprised at how quickly people adapt.

>> No.18241825

>>18241797
Old news. So, PRICED IN.

>> No.18241829

>>18241706
The Data shows, CVX 75 and USO 5.15, so which ever one is higher

>> No.18241843

>>18241807
nobody cares though, futures pumping

>> No.18241886

>>18241849
>implying majority of those are not actually employed but temporarily left their jobs for it since everything will be locked down anyway

>> No.18241890
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>>18241058
Reporting in!

>> No.18241896
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>>18241829
Hmmm... perhaps

>> No.18241923
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18241923

Webull or M1?

>> No.18241927

>>18241790
But RTN stonks are worth less than 2.3× UTX stonks

>> No.18241931

>>18241380
chill music you make anon

>> No.18241953

>>18241894
on the other hand DAX nearly negative again.

>> No.18241971
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>>18241225
since you're new here use the url in this image to help

>> No.18241976

>But RTN stonks are worth less than 2.3× UTX stonks
That’s the point. It’s more appealing to have RTN right before the merger than UTX.

>> No.18241988

>>18241843
is 1.3% considered pumping? it seems pretty shaky to me especially considering futures in the rest of the world are red

>> No.18242024

>>18241988
dax moscow and FTSE100 opened green - dow + 2% and SAP + 1,8% - that's green for me.

>> No.18242028

>>18241977
but the peak was expected in 2 weeks, not one

it's probably just something to give people a timeline that won't drive them insane anyway. in 2 weeks there be something like, "unfortunately it looks like due to blah blah we may see another 2 weeks until we reach the peak, but i'm proud over flattening the curve and the work weve done so far, blah blah"

2 weeks from now until the peak seems a little too good to be true

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>>18241812
What happens if HCQ just werks? Do we just mulligan the first two quarters of 2020 and declare tomorrow to be January 1st again?

>> No.18242047

>>18242037
>that's a man
wow, I want to cum inside him then! haha

>> No.18242048

>>18242037
usually the entire global market doesn't melt down the week before your merger triggers, the algorithms might be confused

or we're all retards which is far more likely

>> No.18242057

reminder today is your last day to buy stock in oil companies

>> No.18242066

>>18242059
Trump magically makes the Saudis and Russians play nice and/or invades Venezuela

>> No.18242069

>>18242037
https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/03/30/raytheon-united-technologies-merger-gets-green-lig.aspx

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>>18241477

>> No.18242074

>>18241088
>China is already back at full industrial capacity
Imagine actually believing communist lies

>> No.18242075

>>18242048
Wait, UTX stocks are worth less than RTN. Why would UTX move down?

>> No.18242086

>>18241923
WeBull all the way

>> No.18242090
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18242090

>>18242078
MY PUTS

>> No.18242095

>>18242075
>>18242069
OH I GET IT
if you hold UTX right now, you get one RTX stonk, plus 0.5 CARR and 0.5 OTIS
if you hold RTN right now, you get 2.33 RTX
I'm too lazy to do the math but I bet that comes out as a wash, if you want more diversification you buy UTX and if you just want missile stonks you buy RTN

>> No.18242096

>>18241988
nope, no volume as well. we're gonna open red especially with the jobless report

>> No.18242145
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>>18242100
You are like little baby, watch THIS

>> No.18242200

DAX took a shitter and is red again...bearish outlook bobos

>> No.18242204
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>>18241829
>USO 5.15
WHAT

I COULD CASH OUT

AND TRUMP HASN'T EVEN PUT HIS DICK ON THE TABLE YET

>> No.18242209

>>18242059
Before oil drops to 15$

>> No.18242228

>>18242209
That's why I'm not going to buy stock in oil companies.

>> No.18242230
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>>18242180
I'd be careful with oil companies, seeing that exploration company go bankrupt this morning was pretty spooky. Once we're out of this (not necessarily this week/month pls rember) I think finance and oil both have a big upside
>>18242204
He was apparently talking to Putin last night about the oil thing, not sure what they talked about obviously

>> No.18242244

USO then? Looking at some Energy Sector ETFs and the dividend yields are amazing. Are they really in the 8-9% range usually?

>> No.18242298

>>18242223
-0,53% WE ARE BACK

>> No.18242311
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>>18242230
I love the sexy sassy burger maid pic!

You're right, I will probably get burned trying to chase after ratty trades instead of just stuff I would want to own regardless.

There are very few things I can be truly confident I'll want to own 10 years from now. It's really consumer packaged food companies, and even that gets a little sketchy right now.

The antiglobalization trend that was already building, is only going to accelerate if this goes on like it is. So much uncertainty...

>> No.18242329

>>18242311
cute :3

>> No.18242332

>>18242311
Raytheon. In times of uncertainty, there is one constant. Tomahawk missiles.

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(buy stock in Anchiano Therapeutics today)

>> No.18242356
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>>18242311
>antiglobalization trend

>> No.18242368
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lewd starship upskirt ft. landing leg attachment points and thrust simulator jacks

starlink IPO when elon

>> No.18242385

>+2% futures despite worst news overall so far
absolute clown market.

>> No.18242406
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>>18242376
Who even knows anymore? Sanest thing to do right now is to not look at the market for a few days and just enjoy a book or so

>> No.18242407

>>18242394
what
also why in the absolute fuck is DAX futures +2% while the index is +0.1%

>> No.18242414

>>18242356
1918 spanish flu led to more isolationist sentiment in avg person. Who knows what this one will lead to. The most liberal countries closed their borders.

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>>18242385
bull market to the moooooooon

>> No.18242416
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>>18242356 You know that globe is as real as corona virus?
we live on continents surrounded by water or popping out of surface of water.

>> No.18242419

How in the FUCK do (you) not listen to Primus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOIa_EfOx0A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AATguDcdrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGNJJRREWI

What are you doing anon?

>> No.18242422

I CAN'T THINK OF GETTING OLD

IT ONLY MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

>> No.18242431

>>18242385
>muh clown market
It’s called easy money. Get active, there are gains to be made every day

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hey guys, what's the play today

>> No.18242437
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>>18242385
>worst news so far
People are dying at approximately the rate they were expected to be dying over a month ago?
Or do you mean that one fracking company declared bankruptcy?

>>18242356
yep, the 80 year trend towards globalization is getting a lot of pushback, even before the highly contagious disease we have no effective treatment for appeared.

>> No.18242438

>>18242385
Yesterday was a short trap. I'm convinced of it.

>> No.18242442

>>18242407

X market closes at 4pm
Y futures closes at 8pm

Y futures opens at 4am
X market opens at 8 am

Any negative move between 4pm and 8pm will only be reflected in futures. AKA if it drops 2% after close but before future closes.

This means futures can go up 6% the next day and the market they relate to only has to go up 4%

So the futures caught more of the USA market downturn.

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>>18242414
This swindle leads to excuse to grab tax money from payers pockets in order to solve nothing happen problem.

>> No.18242446

Is it oger?

>> No.18242463

>>18242431
it's not gonna close green or go past +2% today

>> No.18242474

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/oil-prices-surge-nearly-10-after-trump-says-russia-saudi-feud-can-be-resolved-2020-04-02

Oil going to moon now?

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>>18242443
>That's what, 900? 1000 deaths today? Stocks go up more than than lmao

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Is gamestop a good buy? Their stocks are dirt cheap and I think it will go up once the new consoles launch, but everyone is screaming that they're going out of business at any point and to stay away.

>> No.18242496

>>18242489
Gamestop will file for bankruptcy. It would have done so even if there was no corona and no quarantine anyway.

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>>18242489
What do you see in this image

>> No.18242504

is the public transport meme dead
can we all accept the robotaxi EV future

>> No.18242506
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Ahhh that second cup of joe

Who coffee gang here

>> No.18242507

>>18242489
>brick and mortar video game store
Was going to be blockbustered anyway. This might also start the death knell for malls.

>> No.18242520

Is the day going to be red or green?

>> No.18242523

>>18242520
yes

>> No.18242525

>>18241663
Jeez I didn’t realize how different it was! Good luck

>> No.18242526
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Vehicle sales were a nothing burger, only 6m drop

>> No.18242529

>>18242520
Green of course. It was red or yesterday

>> No.18242530

>>18242526
tesla gonna report deliveries soon too

>> No.18242534

>>18242523
Wrong! It's gonna be a grey day.

>> No.18242539

>>18242489
The only people shorting it are seething customers and who only got 3.50$ for their 5 year old used video game despite it supposedly being the hottest shit. It's a speculative buy but it could pay off well. I'd rather be long than short.

>> No.18242543

>>18242506
Based

>> No.18242544

>>18242526
Bullish

>> No.18242549

>>18242530
Niggers been rising 4% on the premarket toon. Jesus

>> No.18242566

>>18242385
its futures though. depends how far out but people are probably confident shit will clear up in 6 months or so, since estimates are that the peak virus will be end of april. i guess it depends how far out futures are trading. tomorrow should still be red

>> No.18242567

>>18242496
>>18242507
I'm well aware it's going to die eventually. I'm wondering if it's a good idea to buy now, sell once it gets a bump from new consoles, then leave it for dead.

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tfw i still cant figure out how futures work

>> No.18242579

>>18242567
It won't make it to new console release.

>> No.18242597

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/01/jobless-claims-will-be-huge-but-millions-more-are-expected.html

>“The output loss to date because of the shutdowns is already 2.5 times the output lost due to 9/11,”

Bullish, mooning as soon as those numbers hit media.

>> No.18242599

Oh god Cramer's telling people to be careful with oil... means good buy?!
>>18242525
hehe I mean I know how to use it, it litorally gives me a headache from looking at my screen to long. I really, really like it tho, back in 2018 kneegirl would sperg at people that they weren't seeing the market in "3d" unless they were using it, she's absolutely right :o

>> No.18242602

>>18242150
people should just fucking sell all the chinese assets they hold, people should fucking boycot those cockroaches for what they did to the world and what are still doing. This is not a fucking game, the yellow apes are still lying about the numbers, and will continue to do so. How long do you think will it take for the borders to open again and allow the fucking disease ridden retards everywhere to spread the virus? FUCK CHINA.

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>>18242597
if morning pumps a bit grab cheap puts for the next 2 dump days/major crash

>> No.18242612
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18242612

>>18242597
>as soon as those numbers hit media
>CNBC article

>> No.18242634
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18242634

Pump or dump?

>> No.18242635

is there a cramer ETF that literally just follows his advice blindly

even better if it's triple leveraged

>> No.18242643

>>18242612
i ment the next jobless numbers. They are still just speculation.

>> No.18242649

>>18242095
Sorry if I'm a retard, but how can someone have 2.33 stocks of something ?

>> No.18242654

Shell was a good buy, already 60% increase from the all time low about one week ago
not sure if ExxonMobil and Coca Cola were such good ideas tho

>> No.18242658

>>18242506
Coffebro here. i'm on my third cup already

>> No.18242660

>>18242474
>still no demand
>market being flooded

saudis are in it for the long game
ask yourself, why did this begin? what good could come out of it for russia/SA

>> No.18242664

I want to kill myself

>> No.18242666

anyone else jumping on the ATHX train?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/healios-k-k-increases-investment-100000701.html

>> No.18242672

>>18242664
really based and extremely redpilled

>> No.18242678

>>18242658
Based. Where are you

>> No.18242685
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>>18242506
Can't drink coffee. Makes me feel like my head is going to fucking explode.

I have to get high off bull & bear tears instead.

>> No.18242689

>>18242602
If countries were punished for what they did to the world nobody would hold any US assets. But it doesn't work like that, people buy what they think would make them money.

>> No.18242690

>>18242602
>2020 AC (after corona)
>being this fucking naive
>implying it's not supranational organizations that are behind this. they don't give a fuck about americans, chinese or european people
>not having looked up event 201 and bill gates id2020

for the record, I only kept a couple of chinese stocks listed in the hkd market during the crash. They are still the ones that have been hit the mildest. In comparison, the US market has crashed and burned thrice as hard and all the stock buying by the fed hasn't done jack shit. Or they never intended for it to do jack shit. At least whatever chinks did to their market actually did stabilize it.

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18242691

>>18242666
I am now

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18242695

>>18242506
>>18242658
first cup
you should drink so much coffee

>> No.18242699

Is there any platform to buy ETF by the euro worth than full units?

Degiro makes you buy full units. I want my fucking euro cost averaging, don't care how open mouth wojack that is

>> No.18242701

>>18242695
shouldn't

>> No.18242702

>>18242649
You ask your broker to bake a pie with those fractional shares. The broker finds other people who also wants to bake the pie with their fractional shares. Broker bakes big pie and sells pie on the pie market. Everyone who chipped in get their share of income.

>> No.18242703

uh oh oil dumping again heheeee

>> No.18242706

>>18242666
no point in buying now, it won't go up by more than $1-2 ever. only would have been smart to invest in at the beginning of the year.

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18242710

>>18242695
Based. Drinking coffee in isolation is comfy

>> No.18242719

>sip coffee
>start my trading programs
>aah
>proceed to lose 10 grand within 20 minutes
>take another sip
>"mmhmmm yep thats life"

>> No.18242720

>>18242699
you have to buy them over a etf saving plan, pretty much every broker lets you have one and they allow purchasing fractions, you just say i want to purchase 100euro worth every month etc.

>> No.18242723

>>18242685
>Red bull
>Blue bear

Oh no no

>> No.18242731

>>18242689
hello chinese shill, it works like this, if you have a pandemic that could potentially kill millions of people around the world, you need to inform others about it it's basic human instinct. even villages in africa lock themselves up during an ebola outbreak, and don't let anyone in or out. they have been doing this since millenia. china is a cancer upon earth at this point and won't change its ways unless they become less profitable, so we need to show them that they are less profitable. FUCK CHINA.

>> No.18242733

>>18242719
Fuck it. At least you've enjoyed that coffee and could even go have another one?

>> No.18242734

Will buying GUSH make me rich?

>> No.18242735

>>18242719
kek

>> No.18242736

i wish i had the silence i have in this quarantine all my life

weeks without having to hear loud people or loud music is heaven

>> No.18242738

>>18242734
It'll make you GUSH cum from your cock, trust me bro. Put all your life savings in it.

>> No.18242740

>>18242734
it will make somebody else rich

>> No.18242746

>>18242691
i got 300 shares yesterday afternoon and think i might go further in. a partner company doesnt just exercise their right to buy millions in shares unless they are confident there is going to be a big jump in value soon

>This expansion agreement set the warrant exercise price at 110% of the average price per share over the ten days preceding exercise, or $1.76 per share so long as the reference price remained below this floor.

this sounds very bullish desu, if i had more money id probably grab more. thinking about getting a copule options but not sure if thats a good idea because who knows when the FDA approal will come through

>> No.18242747

>>18242678
Sweden, you?
>>18242695
I average about 6 cups a day, been doing that for years. Although i don't smoke, drink alcohol or do drugs, i guess that should offset it somwhat?

>> No.18242750

>>18242734
It will make you inverse rich

>> No.18242755

What are the /smg/ approved:
Fast food
Drug
Alchohol
?

>> No.18242759

>>18242706
even if they already have the cure to corona? like literally it works and has been confirmed in trials and they said they are ready to mass scale production

>> No.18242760

I think WW3 is more likely if corona wrecks India.

>> No.18242761

>>18242690
cook the fucking numbers you mean? if you think that their market is displaying the real number you probably also believe the government is reporting real numbers of infected.

>> No.18242763

>>18242755
coffee
coffee
coffee

>> No.18242769

>>18242720
Thanks. Don't think degiro does that

>> No.18242771

>>18242755
Doing nothing and bagholding are /smg/ approved

>> No.18242774

>>18242731
Tl;dr.

>> No.18242776

Test

>> No.18242777

dow: rising wedge with a coming drop after the unemployment numbers?

a-a-am i right bobobros?

>> No.18242782

>>18242734
not as rich as WTI

>> No.18242784

>>18242755
uncle burger (no lettuce)
weed
captain morgan, canada dry and maple syrup

>> No.18242791

>>18242774
your government broke the world, your government will have to pay for what it broke.

>> No.18242800

>>18242777
maybe

>> No.18242805

>>18242777
We dont know.
I simply refuse to trade this market desu. Gambling is better than that

>> No.18242807

>>18242702
So I will only get money, not the actual stock.

>> No.18242809

>>18242747
I don't smoke either and only very very rarely drink or smoke weed, but drinking so much coffee isn't healthy anyway
not nearly as bad as those other things but I think it can still fuck with your sleep rythym and it's acidic so it can upset your digestion or sth
I try to limit my coffee consumption to one cup in the morning and one in the afternoon

>> No.18242815

>>18242506
I drank the 2nd cup of robusta coffee. I feel funny. I would've bought the normal coffee, but there was none left, fucking hoarders.

>> No.18242819

>>18242791
Your government has been breaking the world for the last 100 years and it has gotten away with it pretty well so far. Not a chink, but i know you wont believe me anyway.

>> No.18242823

>>18242769
look up your bank, or check justetf.com for recommendations of "brokers"

>> No.18242834

>>18242807
You can hold onto your fractional share if you want. You can trade the 2 stocks like normal. The 0.33 just has to go through an extra process to liquidate.

>> No.18242842

>>18242805
>he'll never make 1 billion dollars with 2 trades

>> No.18242847

>>18242506
2 cups of coffee every morning for the past 18-ish years.

Black, no sugar, light roast

>> No.18242851

>>18242819
and now we're going to break you. say what you will bout murica, but at least we wash our hands, we don't throw our pets out of the window, we don't eat raw baby mice and bats. go fuck yourself you chink ape.

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>>18241066
This is the future of the American stock market

>> No.18242858

>>18242777
if theres a minor morning bump scoop up the cheap puts

>> No.18242861

>>18242819
P.S. I wonder how your economy will do without any western intelectual property to steal. I can't wait to see all the great chinese inventions.

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>>18242710
Quarantine is comfy

>> No.18242875

>>18242834
Alright, thanks for the info, I get it now.

>> No.18242877

>>18242851
Im betting on both sides desu. Your leaders will kiss and make up and all is gonna be fine in 5-10 years. And ill make money.

>> No.18242901

any drv fags

>> No.18242913

Hydroxychloroquine is no miracle cure. Remember that. There are some small scale trials showing it might help make covid19 less lethal/severe but most of those have not been had a control group. So we're not even sure if it does anything at all. Even if it does work, it isn't some cure. It won't make virus vanish and cure everyone. It might decrease the number of death a bit.

>> No.18242921

>>18242865
I would like to go to the gym desu.

>> No.18242940

>>18242847
>not drinking flat white
why are you such a plebeian

>> No.18242941

>>18242921
I bought a pull up bar for 10 € two weeks ago. Works fine.

>> No.18242944

On the other hand, a Japanese pancreatitis drug, Nafamostat might be able prevent the virus from entering the cells and might actually work as a vaccine. Japs will be doing a clinical trial on it this month.
https://www.u-tokyo.ac.jp/focus/en/articles/z0508_00083.html

>> No.18242963

>>18242690
Dude you know the Chinese stock market is totally rigged right? If you own Chinese ADRs they entitle you’re to nothing and their reporting standards are extremely low.

>> No.18242964

>>18242944
Only reason people focus on chloroquine is that Trump mentioned it. The jap drug sounds more promising.

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i've been drinking a pot of coffee a night with a splash of half and half. i don't work nights, my sleep schedule just got all fucked up from quarantine. go to bed when the sun rises.

>> No.18242977

>>18242755
I disapprove alcohol, this is a great time to recover from the vile spirits. Marijuana, on the other hand...

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18242980

>>18242963
I also wonder if any Chinksectoid company has ever paid dividends to the gullible whities

>> No.18242983

>>18242944
do you know what company has developed it/ has rights to it?

>> No.18242992

>>18242941
Bought one now. No idea how long we will have to stay inside and just decline push ups get exhausting after rep 30.

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18242994

FUTURES UP 2% THIS IS RETARDED
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
MY FUCKING SQQQ WILL NEVER BE GREEN

>> No.18242997

>>18242980
chinese economy has to fucking crumble, they can't come out of this shit better than they went in. I'm not for using military to guarantee that, cold war 2 electric boogaloo sounds better.

>> No.18242999

>>18242921
Yeah.
I only have 220lbs in plates at home, and everywhere is sold out.
Been tying dumbbells to my barbell, pretty ghetto desu.

>> No.18243000

>>18242994
what price did you buy in

>> No.18243004

>>18242999
checked, do weighted pull ups.

>> No.18243005

>>18242997
fuck china

>> No.18243010

>>18243000
$26 I AM A FUCKING RETARD

>> No.18243013

>>18242977
>dude
>weed
Kys

>> No.18243018

>>18243004
I throw a 30lb dumbbell in a backpack for those lol.
I'm buying a legit home gym setup first chance I get, lesson learned.

>> No.18243027

>>18243010
Lol. How many/how fucked are you?

>> No.18243028

Mmmmm choccy milk in the coffee
>>18243004
I've been doing towel pullups off a support beam in my roof, hurts my weak grip strength hands tho
>>18242994
remember it decays over time, this is what's called being a "trapped short". Valuable lesson, I promise you'll be okay in the end

>> No.18243034

>>18243018
check out craigslist, there might be some gyms that went out of business and are selling their equipment.

>> No.18243036

>>18243010
you should probably just cut your losses at this point, but who knows, it may go back up

>> No.18243049

>>18243028
>remember it decays over time, this is what's called being a "trapped short". Valuable lesson, I promise you'll be okay in the end
THIS DOESNT MATTER IN A CLOWN MARKET

>>18243027
eh $5000 could be worse

>> No.18243051

>>18243034
Some gyms are also lending/renting equipment to home. Well, here in northen euro anyway.

>> No.18243070

>>18243049
just hedge your bets with some calls goy

>> No.18243071

>>18243049
It definitely does matter unfortunately ;_;
If it's any consolation I strongly believe we will revisit lows on the indices before the month is over

>> No.18243077

When is job report being released?

>> No.18243096

>>18242983
I did some googling yesterday. Only producing in Asia (China and Japan mainly) from what I could find. Not even any suppliers in US and Europe.

>> No.18243097

>>18243077
8:30 EST

>> No.18243108

>>18243097
Arent they usually released on fridays?

>> No.18243109

>>18243096
china shouldn't be allowed to make 1 fucking cent from this. I don't trust their research one bit, and I think many people are of the same opinion. Only profitable viable medicine could come out of Japan and perhaps Singapore. My money would go on Japan though.

>> No.18243126

>>18243109

They aren't doing the research so yeah. Sawai Pharmaceutical is one of the manufacturers of nafamostat apparently.

>> No.18243142

So Japan decided to print money and look at the nikkei. Is that what Jerome is afraid of? That bears win in the long term?

>> No.18243147

>>18243126
thanks for the info anon

>> No.18243154

>>18242983
Some company belonging to Fuji. The big company that used to make cameras.

>> No.18243160

>>18243142
japan used the same strategy as america right now to combat the real estate market bubble that popped in the eighties, their economy has been going sideways for over 30 years since.

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>>18243109
they shouldn't be allowed to exist tbqh

>> No.18243169

>>18243142
the bears will win in the long term, but the bulls will win in the short term

>> No.18243183

>>18243142
Japan doesn't matter and you're a fucking weeb

>> No.18243184

>>18243169
it is the other way around - bears will win in the short to medium term and long term bulls will win and don't start with the bullshit of Japanization of stock market, dear god.

>> No.18243186

>>18243168
Why doesnt Indonesia defend itself? Just send a frigate ffs

>> No.18243191

>thousands dead, millions infected
market goes up
>massive unemployment
market goes up
>oil price war
market goes up

FUCKING STOP!!! FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET!! GO DOWNNNNN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEE

>> No.18243194

Lol futures at +2% but every single analytic indicator is reading strong negative. This manipulation could not be more obvious.

>> No.18243199

>>18243191
stock market 101
bad news green
good news red

>> No.18243201

Question now is, will it behave the same way as last jobless numbers, or will they be so much worse that its actually dumps

>> No.18243211

>>18243201
and of course when the market goes down, the stocks i want to buy go up while everything else bombs

am i being bogged?

>> No.18243212

>>18243184
it's simple. this is going to be 2008 all over again once everyone's loans default. mortgage stocks are already in the shitter.

>> No.18243215

Someone make a new thread

>> No.18243219

>>18243212
and where have bulls lost in 2008?

>> No.18243221

>>18243201
They're priced in, obviously

>> No.18243224

>>18243183
Braindead Burger. The Fed will never be able to raise interest rates again. Keynesian nightmare is upon us.

>> No.18243225

>>18243211
by the time any news spreads, the market will have priced it in. you need to think weeks ahead.

>> No.18243228

>>18243219
GM bagholders went to 0

>> No.18243231

>>18243201
If they are ok the market dumps, if terrible expect a rallye

>> No.18243237

>>18243228
>cherry picking stocks
dear god...

>> No.18243259

>>18241556
Initial jobless claims come out Thursday morning

>> No.18243267

>>18243219
DJI went down 50% by 2009
same with S&P 500 and NDX
took close to 3 years for those to recover
if by long term, you mean over 3 years, then sure.

>> No.18243268

>>18243199
Nope. We pumped all through the good news last week and we'll continue to pump through all the bad news today. Line go up. Bulls always win.

>> No.18243270

>>18243259
Priced in

>> No.18243272

what is the plan for today lads, rumours have it at 5 mill jobless, puts on opening ?

>> No.18243276

>>18243268
>implying there was any good news last week

>> No.18243279

MEXICO SHUTTING DOWN MINING SITES, LONG SILVER
>MEXICO SHUTTING DOWN MINING SITES, LONG SILVER
MEXICO SHUTTING DOWN MINING SITES, LONG SILVER
>MEXICO SHUTTING DOWN MINING SITES, LONG SILVERMEXICO SHUTTING DOWN MINING SITES, LONG SILVER
>MEXICO SHUTTING DOWN MINING SITES, LONG SILVERMEXICO SHUTTING DOWN MINING SITES, LONG SILVER
>MEXICO SHUTTING DOWN MINING SITES, LONG SILVER

>> No.18243280

>>18243194
I'm considering stepping out and just taking a look once a week. Im sick and tired of waking up early and then spending many hours watching stocks only to buy a little if at all. Anyways manipulation is obvious but they can't keep it up forever so by only checking weekly I circumvent manipulation by holding out longer thereby running out the clock before the manipulation can no longer be kept up. Idk what im talking about actually just remembered. Im really tired and will likely only get less than 4 hours sleep at this point.

>> No.18243281

>>18243277
>>18243277
>>18243277
>>18243277

NEW

>> No.18243283

>"Netflix can rise prices, we got nothing to do" - Cramer
Pundits are retarded, it's like they don't know pirating is a thing

>> No.18243291

>>18243276
Piles of dead bodies in NYC. Not great but it's a start.

>> No.18243309

>>18243276
Dumping 2 trillion to pump boomer bags at the expense of the lazy and worthless millennials and zoomers was incredible news. DOW 30k by 2021.

>> No.18243361

>>18241088
>t.bagholder

>> No.18243369

>>18243279
valid argument.
„ Expected mine shutdowns of at least a month in Mexico will reduce the global silver supply since the country is the world’s largest silver producer.

Nevertheless, analysts are not rushing to say this will automatically mean higher silver prices, as normally occurs when there are reduced supplies in any commodity. That’s because in this instance, industrial demand is also suffering as the COVID-19 pandemic impacts the global economy.“

Opinion anons?

>> No.18243370

>>18241270
>t.uninformed trumpfag

>> No.18243416

>>18243361
How is that even possible. We pumped like 20%. If anyone is holding a bag then they're a fucking retard.

>> No.18244156

>>18241894
Because oil is up 6%

>> No.18244176

>>18241977
Lol, deaths peak like 2-3 weeks after cases peak


Cases are not peaking next week either. Whole US numbers are under reported because of lack of testing. Proof of this: many areas reporting lack if tests AND case positivity rate is skyrocketing.