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My (((psychiatrist))) diagnosed me with "schizophrenia" a few weeks ago. How can I profit from this?

>> No.18239127

Go on disability. 13,000 a year.

>> No.18239141

live in a delusion of your choosing

>> No.18239146

>>18239106
You'll profit by taking your meds you goddamn schizo.

>> No.18239163

>>18239146
>taking the pharma jew's mind-melting poison
I'm good thanks.

>> No.18239222

make larp threads on /pol/

>> No.18239258

make larp threads on /x/

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is being a loli artist profitable? given the amount of degenerates on the internet it probably is. but since you can find everything for free how would you go about making money from it?

>> No.18239302

>>18239205
There are no black people in Marin County after Tupacs mom died. You are thinking of the East Bay where the other anon lives.

>> No.18239304

do I have the virus?

>> No.18239310

>>18239163
Take your fucking meds you idiot

>> No.18239334

>>18239304
Im sorry

>> No.18239338

Make a YouTube channel starring each of your personalities. Roll with the one that has the most hits

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>>18237644
>being a cuck
>not being chad as fuck like these guys yelling at the cops when they tell them to get out

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>>18237644
a lot of anons did doggo

>> No.18239354

Take your meds, retard.

>> No.18240889

>>18239354
I’m not taking meds faggot.

>> No.18240902

>>18239106
Take your meditation faggot

>> No.18240959

>>18239338
schizophrenia is not MPD

>> No.18240966

>>18239106
Stop taking your meds and study alchemy

>> No.18240988

Go back to your containment board

>> No.18240989

anti-psychotics are actually drugs that make you a superhuman profit maximizing machine. be sure to take them

>> No.18240995
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>>18240988
/co/fags are seething and extra spammy because their two favorite gay cartoons are ending.

>> No.18241010

>>18238290
Because the US shale industry is huge. But shale is bullshit and the effort is insane compared to the Saudis pumping it out. Cheap oil puts American shale out of business. Then when the oil price jump up... shale production is offline and u get rekt

>> No.18241011

Makeshift corona hospitals are being set up for stateless refugees rescued from deep underground military bases. They're cooming from dumb!

>> No.18241013

>>18239106
Welcome.
You can become NEET pretty easily, there's no way the doctors can verify if a single word you tell them about what you experience is true. That's all they were ever good for for me, renewing a disability allowance, and I managed to get them to mostly prescribe me pills that work well as sleeping aids, and I mostly just stockpile them.

Get some prozac if you can and then buy some 5-HTP, a combination of a 160mg 5-HTP (metabolised into serotonin) and 2-3 prozacs (selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor) will leave you high for the rest of the day.

>> No.18241018

>>18240995
I meant /x/

>> No.18241092

>>18239106
Get neetbux

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>>18241013
Also I don't know if you guys really trust psychotic symptoms for trading advice or if you like to DYOR but the voices told me BTC will go over 7500, and I made orders to open shorts at 7.6, 7.7 and 7.8k and they keep telling me they'll go through... and they said it'll go later under 3k. And they do actually have what we'd call supernatural prophetic abilities, at times.... they told me to not buy XAUT which turned out to be a pretty great short term call at the time. They said the level that LINK will dump to later, when the covid-recession starts to really hurt us, will be "disappointing" (disappointing for LINK bulls that is, great for people wanting to buy in). They're actually real, people call them ghosts, spirits, aliens, fairies... all sorts of thing, but they telepathically communicate with each other and with humans they make contact with. Some are help, some are enemy.

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>>18239106
Take your pills

>> No.18241918

>>18241882
I unironically have two voices that speak to me, one with good advice that tells me when I'm being stupid and the other with awful advice when I'm actually making good decisions. Guess which one thinks its funny

>> No.18241934

>>18241013
SSRI's turn you into a fucking robot. Took me a long time to fully recover from taking that trash.

>> No.18241936

>>18241882
My voices have made some stellar trading calls in the past. Sometimes I wonder if listening to the right voices was how the current elite clawed their way to power. It would make sense considering how hard (((society))) is pushing us to deafen ourselves to the voices with pharma poison.

>> No.18241967

>>18241936
People who here voices are ALWAYS portrayed as insane retards or drug addicts. Yet religion is full of stories of disembodied voices. And our schools have basically been teaching kids that religion is nonsense and fairly takes for the last 30 years....

>> No.18242035

>>18241936
>It would make sense considering how hard (((society))) is pushing us to deafen ourselves to the voices with pharma poison.
Nothing can stop the awakening of this race, one day our psychic natures and environment of aliens will be common knowledge like the earth being round and orbiting the sun is today. It's like how kittens are born with their eyes closed and they open a few weeks later... imagine going back to your former mind, before schizophrenia or other contact... living in the dark.... impossible.
>SSRI's turn you into a fucking robot.
Yes just for short term recreational use, high doses of prozac reminded me of DXM, I never took any medication for more than a few days before thinking "ok well FUCK THAT", they're all a partial lobotomy.

>> No.18242036

>>18241967
I always found it interesting we take certain historical information and observations to be true but then supernatural recordings from the past are all automatically discarded by the mainstream.. sure some of the peasants may have been high on ergot fungus but historical people were closer to nature and possibly were exposed to more /x/ sightings

>> No.18242359

>>18239106
Dont know... But you are in the right place

>> No.18242390

>>18239106
Can you hear the voices? What are they telling you about me? Where am I right now?

>> No.18243367

>>18241092
and free medication to sell to junkies for extra dosh

>> No.18243408

>>18239106
Harmonize your internal cognitive processes with it and learn to sense the future, then use that to make trades.
Basically, buy Bitcoin.

>> No.18243434

>>18239106
start making art. paint or music or something. one of the only advantages being schizo grants over normies