/biz/ - Business & Finance

Never.

Never

December 17 in Thailand

>>18234267
Nice

>>18237714
Jerked it 30 mins ago same thing

>>18237680
Based

Months before Cockblockronavirus even appeared.

7 years ago in high school

>>18237714
10 years ago. I still have wet dreams about her

>>18237714
what a pure wholesome specimen of a woman

>>18237749
why was it so much easier to have sex in high school?

>>18237724
same, with an ex, not proud. before that it had been 6 months

>>18237680
Based

>>18237777
thats when people are supposed to be having sex

>>18237732
So never?

>>18237714
>When's the last time you had sex?
Beginning of March. Was high as fuck on Speed and decided to just hook up with someone randomly.
Bless stims.

>>18237714
no thanks. all women are whores.

Test

>>18237215
>bottom
LMAO

After Covid- 0
Before Covid- 0

>>18237714
last time i had sex with a non-prostitute was june 2018. Last time i had sex at all was may 2019

>>18237714
in my previous life i suppose

>>18237714
3 days ago

>>18237851
they are trapped with their parents in quarantine

about a month ago with a 32 yo mother of 2 literally down the road from me. I split with my ex of 6 years who left with our child of 3yo in January. I'm not over her and shit fuckin hurts man

unemployment has been over 40% since the 70s

>>18237714
Probably decades ago

>>18237035
>>18237048
>>18237087
>>18237097
>>18237103
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>>18237134
Wtf

>>18237909
not be a weak faggot with no immune system and an inability to develop antibodies against the virus.

Never, thinking of getting a Korean or Chinese escort for my first time

>>18237801
>Instead spent high school grinding academically to get into a top school
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

>>18237933
how do you even get aroused by a gook?

About 9 hours ago. Fucked her from behind while we were both lying on the bed.

October last year

>>18237944
She looks decent, probably heavily photshopped though
https://www.luckycat99.com/product-page/candy

All the infected will be banned for 30 days

Am I green yet

>>18237714
saturday

>>18238036
Construction worker hands

>>18237888
Your child hasn't done anything wrong, make sure you raise it right anon. Good luck

>>18237714
back in november i fucked a bat

Never

6 years ago.

>>18238189
imagine making this up

Damn, it's already gonna be 4 years this September...

>>18237714
never but i would like to have sex with that man

>>18237714
How do you go from this...

>>18238292
Lana Rhodes bro. She is something else

>>18237912
And careful anon. Your girl might have DP fantasies. I noped out on a chick who wanted to do that after we had a regular threesome

>>18237714
I went to a pinsaro 4 days ago. For the past couple months, I've been going almost once a week. Spending almost 50,000円 a month just on blowjobs.

Although to be fair that's probably almost as much as how much I would spend on dates and related expenses if I was going on dates, for probably a lot less sex.

Girlfriend has a microvagina so I could only stick the tip in. Does that count?

8 years ago

>>18238837
>Probably
You don't remember?

Most likely never will. I’ve kind of just accepted it.

>>18238852
Nice self fulfilling talk anon, certificating you'll never have sex.

Just remember, you chose this life and you have no right to complain about it.

>>18238825
What do breasts feel like?

I *coof* on your gay little frog cartoon

>>18238874
Not complaining about it. I’m 26 and am a loner. It’s very unlikely and I’ve learned to live with it.

>>18238876
Warns salts of baggy coin milk

>>18238592
>The US Treausry is buying all the stocks through the Fed. Basically most of the markets belongs to the US government now.
How do you operate a computer being this fucking stupid?

august 2019, thailand

>>18238906
34 fren, it doesn’t get any better. Just keep never leaving home except to work or exercise or shop/errands, and if you’re handsome, act aloof or oblivious if bitches smile or start playing with their hair or laughing at shit that wasn’t funny and decline the ones brave enough to ask you out.

>>18238620
"Business & Finance"

Non prostitute
>2016
Prostitute turned fuck buddy
>2017
Normal prostitute
>2018

>>18237888
It gets better anon, dont go crazy and do wild things. Improve yourself

>>18238950
Oh, and don’t get any therapy or counseling if you’re chronically depressed with severe ADHD and likely on the spectrum.

About 3 weeks ago, girlfriend works in a nursing home and I deliver mail, she's afraid to do it because she doesn't want to get infected and murder 50 people. I'm going nuts.

long enough that I regained virginity

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>>18238052
thx biz bros

>>18237646

Based

>>18239002
Nope, I hate myself too much to try. If they’re interested in me, they’re horrible judges if character and would make for poor company.

It dawned on me that dying a virgin isn’t that bad in the big scheme of things. Maybe I miss out on part of life, but worse things could happen.

I want to find all of you and kill you and hurt your animals.

>>18237714
3 years. Waiting for marriage now. Fornication is degenerate

>>18239135
Maybe just carve a little symbol in your forehead and find an infected nip to cough all over your loved ones.

>>18239002
>>18238950
what is wrong with you two. I miss the old biz og's, you are r9k losers